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Written in the Skye
09-01-2013, 03:46 AM
*dancer dramatically bursts into the room* "OMG YOU GUYS"
"What, what??" we're all concerned
"...........I just gave birth through my asshole. Seriously. I am never eating Golden Corral again. I had to coach myself through that one. I was in tears and shit."
summerbre
09-02-2013, 02:26 AM
Me: "Ugh, civilian vagina in the club is like Nazis in a Holocaust museum."
^Second that motion!! Ugh, we're the most "girl-friendly" club in my city, and lately it seems like for every guy/group of guys alone there's a couple or co-ed group. So fucking over it!!
Tonight:
Girl: Mom, I need a thong
House mom: What color do you want baby?
Girl: Ummm... Small!
^ I don't know why, it was so stupid, but I died laughing at this.
freckles
09-05-2013, 03:47 AM
Better than leaking all over custies lol
I once knew a girl who sold shot glasses full of breast milk for $20.... and I mean, she SOLD them. Nasty fuckers.
Nina_
09-05-2013, 03:38 PM
I once knew a girl who sold shot glasses full of breast milk for $20.... and I mean, she SOLD them. Nasty fuckers.
Ew! That's gross.
smeca
09-07-2013, 10:41 PM
^ Luxury milk :P
Tonight, girls talking about what girls wear for nights out in my city, "...yeah but that's not fashion, that's trashion" :D
Nina_
09-08-2013, 09:42 AM
This one's sad... the other night I was getting ready (alone as always, I keep to myself) and a cluster of girls were getting ready on the other side of the room and I could hear a girl complaining, describing what couldn't have been anything other than a pimp situation. She was saying stuff like, "I mean usually I've been able to keep at least some of my money, but with him I gotta give him ALL of it... if I spend any of the money they'll kick me out." And so on and so forth...
lynn2009
09-08-2013, 12:15 PM
I hate hearing stuff like that :(
^^ This girl on dayshift is always comming in all depressed talking about how her "man" takes all her money shes like I had 400 dollars in my wallet, then woke up and it was gone. She was like my man knows to ask me when I am sleeping cuz I will just say yes and not even know it cuz I am sleeping so maybe he didnt steal it. I was just in awe, like biiiitch really who deals with shit like this, get some self confidence and a real man, ugh, losers...
Cajun_Lilly
09-13-2013, 03:10 AM
I thought for a while about the other girls that obviously had a pimp, or just a screwed up situation, and thought that they were crazy and put the self in their situation. . . but then after some time I become really concerned about one of 'those girls' because she was always sooo distant from everyone that worked at the club. Heard for another girl that her mans comes in from time to time and if she is caught chit chatting with another dancer, or someone not giving her money, she will get punished, to say the least.
Guess what I am trying to say is that some girls really are stuck in the lifestyle but could quite possibly risk their life if they try to leave or get help. Then some bitches are ignorant and just deal with crazy bullshit, lol.
^^Yea, I dont get girls like this, I used to think they are just dumb asses but I have grown to feel sorry for them, they must have serious deep issues.
Anyways, I heard in the dressing room girls talking about how they danced for some of the husbands on real atl housewives. Phadras and cynthias husbands, apparently they come in all the time....
^^Yea, I dont get girls like this, I used to think they are just dumb asses but I have grown to feel sorry for them, they must have serious deep issues.
Anyways, I heard in the dressing room girls talking about how they danced for some of the husbands on the show real housewives of atlanta. Phadras and cynthias husbands, apparently they come in all the time....
Tsepmet1
09-15-2013, 08:39 PM
Not in the DR, but still hilarious.
Dancer speaking to me: I'm trying to guess what he (customer one) does for a living!
Customer two: You see that beard? He's in Al Qaeda!
Dancer: What's Al Qaeda?
Customer two and me: *blink blink*
britchick85
09-17-2013, 07:04 PM
[QUOTE=smeca;2534137]^ Luxury milk :P
is that from peep show?
Aniela
09-19-2013, 01:35 AM
Two girls lucked out at the end of the nite & got smtg like $800+ each from a customer, then spent their entire dressing-out time after work bragging loudly abt it. Assuming that no extras are going on, I'm happy for a girl that has a great nite, but seriously, just :ziplip: good on you guys, but show sm class & don't rub that shit in, esp on the kind of nite where most girls were probably grateful to go home w/ $100.
emeryyld
09-19-2013, 08:09 AM
Edited
Babybuns
09-19-2013, 08:22 AM
overheard this girl spraying her vag with summers even and shreiking screaming " shit omg omg !!"
then a converstation between two girls about bipolar disorder and how the dr was crazy trying to give her chemicals that would cause brain damage as the dancer bends over ass facing the mirror to move her thong to the side looking at and scratching her butthole for about 5 minutes. classy!
Babybuns
09-19-2013, 08:24 AM
overheard this girl spraying her vag with summers even and shreiking screaming " shit omg omg !!"
then a converstation between two girls about bipolar disorder and how the dr was crazy trying to give her chemicals that would cause brain damage as the dancer bends over ass facing the mirror to move her thong to the side looking at and scratching her butthole for about 5 minutes. classy!
Jasmine.Doll
09-21-2013, 01:08 PM
Cocktail Waitress says to me: Guy out there wants a dance with "the Asian girl."
Me: Ok, I'm coming.
Sweet, but ditsy dancer: But your not Asian! I thought you said you were Chinese!
Later that night...
Same sweet, but ditsy dancer (as she is texting): Does anyone know how to spell "from?"
Also (different night):
Random dancer: Is it bad to take G and X together if I'm having my abortion tomorrow?
Me: Yes!!!!!
Other random dancer: I don't know about the X, but I took G before my last one and it was fine.
zivlet
09-22-2013, 12:54 PM
Not in the dressing room, in the club, in front of a customer I was hustling, a girl comes up says;
'I can't afford another £5 bra from primark and the underwire in this one is scratching my nipple!!!!!!'
(primark is a really cheap shop)
Nina_
09-29-2013, 08:45 AM
"Y'all, are my legs too hairy? I feel like when my legs are extra hairy I make more money than when I shave... Same for my pubic hair, customers like it so I don't shave my ass or pussy."
Lmao. I almost always do my makeup and keep to myself but the things I overhear are sometimes really funny.
Dancer_maria
10-04-2013, 06:24 PM
I buy bags of used clothes/ outfits from girls that quit, or "move on" and locker gets opened and I buy it from the club. I wash it all, but at least once a month someone wants to borrow an outfit they "saw" the girl who left wear, OR the girl comes Back to that club and wants her outfits back, for free of course.. One of the club managers calls out "high alert" when they show up.. on an emotional tear. It boggles me how they end up making money...
tempest666
10-15-2013, 06:54 PM
Me: "I want to move to Norway! Black metal and subsidized health care!"
New young dancer: "Yeah free everything! Plus English accents are so sexy!"
Me: "Ummmmmm"
OliveJardin
10-16-2013, 01:28 AM
Russian dancer: (about a burglar who broke into her home, was apprehended and jailed) "....I got his name...I am going to have his legs broken"....she said in a monotone, serious voice. The guy is in jail...this feisty little blonde must have some serious contacts :P!
SweetJulia
10-16-2013, 05:26 AM
Russian dancer: (about a burglar who broke into her home, was apprehended and jailed) "....I got his name...I am going to have his legs broken"....she said in a monotone, serious voice. The guy is in jail...this feisty little blonde must have some serious contacts :P!
Fuck yeah, we do :D
smeca
11-06-2013, 09:06 PM
"i want a hot guy dressed as a demon to fuck me. "the devil is inside you tonight!" "
xcatxbrownx
12-27-2013, 06:07 PM
LMAO, smeca that is so metal.
I was in the restroom checking myself out when this pregnant girl started saying,
"They're threatening to take away my baby and tell the cops what I did! I don't wanna go to jail for murder!"
From a stall, one of our waitresses said, "Honey, you're not gonna go to jail, you're gonna go to prison."
calwaybabe1
01-10-2014, 02:07 AM
Recently overheard in dressing room, made me laugh for some reason...Girl 1-"I need to make more money tonight"-Girl 2-"It's not happening tonight"-Girl 1-"You know I caught that gun charge",I gots to pay $350 and $150 in court fees"-Girl 2-"Quit taking charges for your man"-Girl 2-"But I love him, I don't want him to get in trouble".
calwaybabe1
01-10-2014, 02:11 AM
Dancer to a DJ when tipping out-"How much is 10% of $100 ?? "
Samuela
01-11-2014, 11:30 AM
^^^^^^ i actually wouldnt know the answer to that question either. i cant spell
AlenaRoza
01-17-2014, 06:32 PM
And I shit you not:
Young, semi new dancer: yeah I gotta go to court in a few days, I hit a cop
Me: omg you hit a cop car??
Her: *giggling* no, I hit the officer!!
Dressing room: WTF
smeca
01-17-2014, 06:46 PM
Manager- "So how many beautiful, exotic, dancing ladies do we have on tonight?" *looks around DR at all the girls getting ready.* "Oh, none."
All the time, cracks me up ha
xcatxbrownx
01-18-2014, 04:57 AM
Hahaha, my manager calls us out of the DR at the end of the night with a loud, "HOOKERS!" We all call him Pimp Daddy, he just loves it.
Plutoniangirl
05-26-2014, 09:30 PM
Dancer: Daddy does this dress make me look fat?
Flaming Gay House Dad: Honey*sweet voice*, I'm going to tell you what I said to my ex wife Judy when she used to ask me if something made her look fat. "Baby, it's not the dress that makes you fat it's all that mothaf---in fat that makes you fat" Now get out on the floor bitch so you can make my money for our 2 for 1 Jenny Craig membership!!
Me: Your ex wife should have known right then and there that you were a closet case
Flaming Gay House Dad: I know right? Dumb Bitch.
*DJ starts playing really good tech house mix*
Flaming Gay House Dad on the radio: Does anyone know if the DJ is gay?? I haven't been this horny since I was 185 lbs. at the gay bars listening to this !!
*Housedad walks in*
"It's so nice to see all my beautiful ladies in so early. Good thing all the f---ing dogs stayed home to snort their cocaine!!"
One day I am going to make a "Shit the Housedad says" Video.
Plutoniangirl
05-26-2014, 09:54 PM
Fuck yeah, we do :D
Yap.. All us E.Blok girl have connections :D
Dancer: Daddy does this dress make me look fat?
Flaming Gay House Dad: Honey*sweet voice*, I'm going to tell you what I said to my ex wife Judy when she used to ask me if something made her look fat. "Baby, it's not the dress that makes you fat it's all that mothaf---in fat that makes you fat" Now get out on the floor bitch so you can make my money for our 2 for 1 Jenny Craig membership!!
Me: Your ex wife should have known right then and there that you were a closet case
Flaming Gay House Dad: I know right? Dumb Bitch.
*DJ starts playing really good tech house mix*
Flaming Gay House Dad on the radio: Does anyone know if the DJ is gay?? I haven't been this horny since I was 185 lbs. at the gay bars listening to this !!
*Housedad walks in*
"It's so nice to see all my beautiful ladies in so early. Good thing all the f---ing dogs stayed home to snort their cocaine!!"
One day I am going to make a "Shit the Housedad says" Video.
lmao, let me guess, angel is house dad??
Dancer: Daddy does this dress make me look fat?
Flaming Gay House Dad: Honey*sweet voice*, I'm going to tell you what I said to my ex wife Judy when she used to ask me if something made her look fat. "Baby, it's not the dress that makes you fat it's all that mothaf---in fat that makes you fat" Now get out on the floor bitch so you can make my money for our 2 for 1 Jenny Craig membership!!
Me: Your ex wife should have known right then and there that you were a closet case
Flaming Gay House Dad: I know right? Dumb Bitch.
*DJ starts playing really good tech house mix*
Flaming Gay House Dad on the radio: Does anyone know if the DJ is gay?? I haven't been this horny since I was 185 lbs. at the gay bars listening to this !!
*Housedad walks in*
"It's so nice to see all my beautiful ladies in so early. Good thing all the f---ing dogs stayed home to snort their cocaine!!"
One day I am going to make a "Shit the Housedad says" Video.
lmao, let me guess, angel is house dad?? I hate how they treat girls there, ugh
Plutoniangirl
05-26-2014, 10:06 PM
lmao, let me guess, angel is house dad?? I hate how they treat girls there, ugh
The one and only !!! LOL That's why I avoid the dressing room like the plague
^^LOL, I knew it!!! Yea, I learned that there too, management has serious power trip issues, the lady selling outfits told me about this and then I saw it for myself. Ugh then the long ass line at the end of the night u have to wait in b4 u leave is just insane! It would be a decent club if not for management tho, oh and cleveland is cool, the dance counter.lol.
Plutoniangirl
05-26-2014, 10:27 PM
^^LOL, I knew it!!! Yea, I learned that there too, management has serious power trip issues, the lady selling outfits told me about this and then I saw it for myself. Ugh then the long ass line at the end of the night u have to wait in b4 u leave is just insane! It would be a decent club if not for management tho, oh and cleveland is cool, the dance counter.lol.
I love Cleveland!!! I'm ok with management but they have some serious favoritism issues. Are you still there? It's so funny you knew I was talking about angel hahahahha..
I know right, I knew right away when u said, the girl called him daddy and hes flaming gay, LMAO! , where else do u find this!! Nope, I am not there now, I like to go in on special events or if I am in town which isnt often. Im used to being able to do what I want and how I want as far as schedules and leaving when Im done,etc, I cant stand all the rules there (the no extras is a good one tho), so I can only do it on occasions. They always make me re audition which is weird, even the middle eastern guy came over during my audition and was like um shell make $$ like y r u auditioning her...again...? And yea angel can be a dick but hes funny sometimes...
Plutoniangirl
05-26-2014, 10:47 PM
Angel is pretty cool when he first gets in and is overly caffeinated. Towards the end of the night he gets down right nasty. Hence why I avoid the dressing room like the plague also all the reaally late night girls who come in just to talk shit.
I've seen them re-auditions girl who have been working there for years who go on vaca. I'm like srsly??
^^Thats just insane, like really could much have changed over a month?? Then u gotta go threw all paperwork and sign everything all over again, its just too much for me
kirakonstantin
05-26-2014, 11:33 PM
Yap.. All us E.Blok girl have connections :D
Yes. Yes, we do :)
tempest666
05-27-2014, 06:58 PM
I was talking to another dancer who owns snakes. We were discussing my recent acquisition of a Mexican black kingsnake (usually just called Mex blacks for short)
Me: "Yeah you can't really keep Mexican blacks together other than mating. They do have a nasty habit of cannibalizing each other. Mine is such a bad tempered little shit."
Other Dancer: "Yeah I'm not too keen on those blacks myself. I don't know how you handle them."
Someone REALLY misunderstood the context of this convo. A youngish n00b nearby flipped.
"Oh my god! This is 2014! We have a black president in office! How can you two be so racist?!"
One of my black friends nearby snickered and said "She was talking about her SNAKES you dumb bitch!"
dallas_
07-30-2014, 05:34 AM
Made an account just to post this...
I work in a club in NZ, which uses $1 and $2 coins, so our clubs uses "funny money", the most common notes are the 2's and we clip them in groups of $10 before handing them in.
Anyway this new stripper clips her tips together by stabbing the paper clip THROUGH the tip, like, all of my wtfs. The manager tried to explain to her the proper technique for using paper clips, and instead she came up with this:
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Legz541
07-30-2014, 03:00 PM
"wow, I can't believe I have a bf. I haven't had a bf in FOREVER...pimps don't count...that shits a dictatorship!"
Came from a BEAUTIFUL 19 yr old whose backpage ad we've all seen. Hopefully she really does have a new bf and not a new pimp:/
charlie61
07-30-2014, 04:35 PM
^ I'll always tell people strippers aren't stupid ... But then... That. Haha!!
The fun thing about stupid people is that they are everywhere: strip clubs, law firms, doctor's offices...yep, no shortage of stupid people anywhere!
azaleanola
08-18-2014, 03:32 PM
As I was getting ready last night:
A young, somewhat ghetto lady is having a loud conversation on her phone. She seems to be informing a friend about drama in her family. I'm not one to listen in, but she is using the mirror right next to me. Eventually, I hear this:
"This shit is just like on the Golden Girls."
long pause
"You know, like when the lady started a fire in the nursing home with a hot plate, and like three years later the FBI's involved."
another long pause. Apparently the person on the other end of the line doesn't remember this episode.
My colleague proceeds to spend more than five minutes summarizing an episode of the Golden Girls, loudly and animatedly, ending with "bitch, that show was the shit! you better catch up!"
kissykins
08-18-2014, 03:52 PM
^^Who doesn't love Sophia!
Selina M
08-19-2014, 05:20 PM
"AIDS won't kill you!"
Which turned into a big argument about the technicalities of HIV vs. AIDS and which one *could* kill you.
"I'm not an extras girl. I don't do that shit... well, sometimes I give hand jobs through their pants, but I don't do extras!'