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Andygirl
06-22-2007, 11:02 AM
i think what makes me laugh the most is watching her "wipe it off a lil"

i was seriously in shock.


Although this little nugget pretty much supports the, "taking it out of the pussy" theory.:D

I've seen a lot in my days, but that would have to be shocking.

miss marina
06-22-2007, 02:41 PM
Oh yeah, she took it out. i DID see her put it in about an hour before(she is very open and never goes to the bathroom to do that kinda stuff) but still....dug it right out..those two arent grossed out by anything.

Roulette
06-22-2007, 05:25 PM
^^^ now wouldn't it be ironic if you come to find out she was your teachers daughter... let's just pretend that's true.

miss marina
06-22-2007, 05:32 PM
Hahah!

bellasera
06-22-2007, 05:36 PM
Dancer A: I haven't had sex in so long and I was so horny I just came while I was dancing and now I'm dripping wet
*Dancer A inserts Dancer B's finger in her panties to show her how wet it is and then gives her a paper towel to dry it off*
Dancer B: Damn gurl! *looks impressed*

Roulette
06-22-2007, 05:37 PM
glug^^^ ew. That's yucky.

ExoticEngineer
06-22-2007, 05:49 PM
I'm putting on my lipstick, there's a girl in there arguing on the phone with her man, I didn't pay attention to much, but I heard this loud and clear "You're pissed cuz I made you eat it when I'm on the rag?! Gawd! You're such a p*ssy!"

Catches me looking at her in the mirror and says "Wouldn't you make your man eat it even if you were on the rag?" then into the phone "Boy shut your face, it tastes better than anything you'll ever eat in your life!"

lexXe
06-22-2007, 09:14 PM
"If I don't make a G tonight my man's gonna kill me. I've had way too many cocks for the night"

Two girls talking about their next customers:
girl 1 "I want a bj"
girl 2 "I want FS" :O

That was the last night I worked at that club.

Roulette
06-22-2007, 09:29 PM
sorry but... whats an FS?

lexXe
06-22-2007, 09:31 PM
sorry but... whats an FS?

Full Sex

Roulette
06-22-2007, 09:32 PM
ahhh, I was thinking face shot and though... that's just not right...

SexeJaz
06-22-2007, 11:39 PM
Damn. These girls don't have no shame at all huh...?

Minette
06-23-2007, 03:46 PM
This isn't half as gross as some other stories, just an example of social ineptness. Last night was one of those nights where most of the girls didn't seem to be making any money. At the end of the night, quite a few girls were complaining about it in the dressing room, when a relatively new-to-this-club pipes up.

Miss Oblivous: "I made $700; is that good?"

(Mind you, this is a club where on a good night, very few girls, if any, are walking out with that much.)

Other dancer: "That's not something you necessarily want to say right now."

Miss O, missing the point: "I'd like to try and see a bitch steal my money - I'd pay her $700 to try!"

Other dancers look at eachother: "Sounds good."

She didn't get jumped, but if she had - I would have had very little sympathy for her.

ihearthepole
06-23-2007, 10:47 PM
I walked into the dressing room, right into the middle of a fight. I kept hearing this weird clacking noise. CLACK and CA-CLACK.. the chick that got the beating, we all knew she was bi-polar and drank to excess.. so..

The one that DID the beating, stood up and clacked her platforms together and stood there in typical ghetto girl style and hollered.. " Yeah bitch, come back here so I can show you my NEW pair of shoes."

Lmao that's too fucking hilarious LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

ihearthepole
06-24-2007, 11:11 PM
*2 girls eating taco bell*

girl number 1-"gah i need to floss, i have food in my teeth"
girl number 2-"ummm...you know noone has floss up in there"
1-"oh! arent you pmsing?"
2-"omg yah!! you are like so smart!"


she took out her tampon,cut off the string and used it to floss.


:O :O :O no words.

Holy shyt! Now thats the worst I've EVER heard on this thread... blecch I dont' even want to THINK about a visual for this one.

Tart
06-25-2007, 12:59 AM
Full Sex

Its actually full service ( which means finished by sex ) to be totally technical..

Djoser
06-25-2007, 02:48 AM
"All I need is another 100$ blowjob..."

I have actually heard this more than once, at my last club.

Kaylinn
06-25-2007, 04:49 AM
*2 girls eating taco bell*

girl number 1-"gah i need to floss, i have food in my teeth"
girl number 2-"ummm...you know noone has floss up in there"
1-"oh! arent you pmsing?"
2-"omg yah!! you are like so smart!"


she took out her tampon,cut off the string and used it to floss.


:O :O :O no words.


So..girl #1 needed the floss, girl#2 was the one with the tampon, which means that not only did girl #1 floss her teeth with a used tampon string, but it was someone else's used tampon string.

teeth_of_the_hydra
07-06-2007, 01:58 PM
Last week I was in the dressing room waiting for someone to walk me out to my car, and I was reading to pass the time. Another dancer sees me reading and says:

"Hey, whatcha reading? Astrology?"

Me: "No, it's an anthology I have from school."

Her: "You mean astrology?"

Me: "ANTH-ology."

Her: "No honey, it's pronounced AST-rology. With a 's.'"

lolagetz
07-06-2007, 02:01 PM
^^^ Omg, that's so brilliant..! Whenever I'm reading in the dressing room, the girls ask me what I'm studying for.. most of the time it's linguistics, so I tell them, and I'd say about 10% of the time they know or pretend to know what linguistics is, and 90% of the time they're like, "What's that?" ::)

Andygirl
07-06-2007, 03:06 PM
^^^ Omg, that's so brilliant..! Whenever I'm reading in the dressing room, the girls ask me what I'm studying for.. most of the time it's linguistics, so I tell them, and I'd say about 10% of the time they know or pretend to know what linguistics is, and 90% of the time they're like, "What's that?" ::)

Hey, at least they admit they don't know. I'd rather that than when they act like they know about something they are clueless about.

"My doctor gave me Xanax because I'm bi-polar, it's a painkiller." ?????????? Huh?

Same girl a few min. later:

"I can't make any money here, it sucks." Then later in the conversation, "I made $15,000 a month at X Club," but I can't work there now because I had a baby." Oh yeah, that's incredible!

teeth_of_the_hydra
07-06-2007, 03:16 PM
^^^Hahaha, I live for those moments of Overheard Hyperinflated Alleged Earnings. The best OHAE was when I asked a girl how the night before had been, since I had left early, and she had been whining the prior evening about how slow it was. She replied, "Oh, I made 2 grand."

Okay, you big liar.

Another recent occurence was this other dancer saying, "I was just in Miami, I was making 3 grand a night there. I would move there but my boyfriend would be mad. But maybe I should anyway, because I can make 4 grand a night. You'd do it, right, if you were making 5 grand a night?"

C'mon... even a fisherman who caught a sardine knows to wait a few days before turning the sardine into a great white shark. Hmm, that's a shitty analogy but you know what I mean.

Andygirl
07-06-2007, 03:36 PM
You should see this girl too, she's unfortunately homely and string bean-like. She can't understand why guys don't want dances. The other night she says, "I don't understand, I go up to every guy and they all say no. I know I have a good personality so it doesn't make any sense." I couldn't resist, I said, "Uh, well, you know, with stripping it's kind of about how you look." Then the other girl sitting there started dying laughing and I changed the subject, lol.

That's the same girl who made the $15G a month at that other club, but can't break $50 a night at ours. When she told that story I said, "Wow, I can't believe you don't make money here, I walk out with a grand every night!" But it was said with thick sarcasm, and again, the other girl sitting there cracked up. I guess you could say I was in bitch mode that day. Or maybe I'm just tired of the skanks our club keeps hiring, it's hard to say.}:D

Dottie Rebel
07-06-2007, 03:49 PM
^^^This girl's gonna be legendary. I know exactly who you're talking about. She came up to me her first night and exclaimed, "OH MY GOD, girl, I was dancing for this guy just now and I got so wet and now my pussy STINKS! Can use some your body spray?!" She used the whole rest of my bottle.

Tart
07-06-2007, 03:54 PM
^ hahahaha

Sorry. It got wet so it stinks? lawd.

PrettyCurlieQ
07-06-2007, 04:38 PM
Another dancer was burning the string on her tampon to cut it off, since there were no scissors anywhere.. Another dancer walked up next to us and says, "Giiirrll, how drunk IS you? You can't SMOKE THAT!!"
I couldn't stop laughing, I LOVE the ghetto-speak, and I LOVE when people walk into other conversations/situations and have no clue what's going on..inferences are interesting and entertaining.

21stcenturyfox
07-06-2007, 06:01 PM
^^ bwaaahahahahahahahahahahaa! i just laughed till i cried!

Lysondra
07-06-2007, 06:22 PM
To me:

"How come YOU can get into the magazines?! I don't get it. I try really hard. Is it because I'm fat and over 30?!"

... how the FUCK was I supposed to answer that? Yes?!

Lena
07-06-2007, 06:50 PM
A girl pissed at another girl: "There's gonna be some silicone titties poppin up in this bitch tonight!"

teeth_of_the_hydra
07-06-2007, 06:55 PM
^^^This girl's gonna be legendary. I know exactly who you're talking about. She came up to me her first night and exclaimed, "OH MY GOD, girl, I was dancing for this guy just now and I got so wet and now my pussy STINKS! Can use some your body spray?!" She used the whole rest of my bottle.


Oooh speaking of smelly cunt... the other night the guy I was sitting with asked me to tip the girl on stage. So I approached with my $3, and she stepped over my head and rubbed her (thankfully clothed) pussy on my forehead and face in this weird bucking/ gyrating/ bouncing movement, and help me Jeebus, that shit STANK. It was all I could do not to gag while being trapped between her legs and smelly cunt. I'm still having the heebeejeebees a few days later... I'm no newbie but I've never had stank stripper pussy in my face before, and apparently I REALLY don't like it.

NikkiWest
07-06-2007, 07:05 PM
These are all great! Thanks! One from last week...

Dancer 1 (who just got back from a kick ass vacation): You have a doppelganger in Paris.
Me: Cool.
Dancer 2: What's a doppelganger?
Dancer 1: It's your evil twin.
Me: Or maybe my good twin.
Dancer 2: You have a twin? What does she look like?

poisondesire
07-06-2007, 10:24 PM
overheard at a club in miami florida whats worse about this is dancer B was the best hustler in the club

dancer A..... damn what do you do with all that money you make *watching dancer B thumb through a fistful of hundreds*

dancer B...... Im gonna buy a house so i dont have to pay anything monthly anymore

dancer A...... What about morgage and electicity and stuff

dancer B..... you still have to pay electicity AFTER you buy the house???!!!
(pause)

dancer B....... Whats a morgage

KamrynAnne
07-06-2007, 10:34 PM
Oooh speaking of smelly cunt... the other night the guy I was sitting with asked me to tip the girl on stage. So I approached with my $3, and she stepped over my head and rubbed her (thankfully clothed) pussy on my forehead and face in this weird bucking/ gyrating/ bouncing movement, and help me Jeebus, that shit STANK. It was all I could do not to gag while being trapped between her legs and smelly cunt. I'm still having the heebeejeebees a few days later... I'm no newbie but I've never had stank stripper pussy in my face before, and apparently I REALLY don't like it.

oh my gosh!!! that is completely rank... nothing like the smell of a dirty box....


kinda reminds me of something this customer said one day..... "would a carpenter come to work without his tool belt" same thing goes with a dancer... why on earth would u show up to work with such a stench, when its our job to look as well as smell the best and freshest we can possibly be.... Is it that hard to properly take a shower, or better yet cleanse yourself....

hustlebunny
07-06-2007, 10:51 PM
girl 1: You know this doctor got arrested for giving bad boob jobs! His name is dr.xyz

girl2: (turning pale) I had an appointment for him to do my third boobjob! I just made the downpayment last week! (quickly exits dressing room making call on cellphone and looking like tears will flow any second)

Girl1: ohhhhhhh shit.


I felt so bad for this poor girl. She had to put in a claim to get her money back. The place was inundated with people wanting their money, of course...

hustlebunny
07-06-2007, 10:54 PM
A girl pissed at another girl: "There's gonna be some silicone titties poppin up in this bitch tonight!"



LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLOLOL:rotfl:

paintgoddess
07-06-2007, 11:38 PM
Hmm, that's a shitty analogy but you know what I mean.

It's astrology, Hydra. You obviously don't read enough anthologies.

reese_x_c
07-07-2007, 12:30 AM
Not really funny as the rest, but it was one of those put someone in their place moments. We had 2 new dancers who were college students come in the club and act as though they were better than the rest of us because they were in school and only doing this to "satisfy the exhobitionist side of them".
Dancer: "Oh god I can't take this, I need to leave early and study"
Me: "What's wrong"
Dancer: "Oh, nothing you can help me with but thanks" (while peering over a book)
Me: "What are you studying"
Dancer: (looking annoyed) College Bio...it's so hard, I have a D right now"
Me: "Well, I took College Bio my senior year of high school and got an A....the offer still stands if you need help"

teeth_of_the_hydra
07-07-2007, 10:50 AM
It's astrology, Hydra. You obviously don't read enough anthologies.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i didnn't even see that

...whew...


hee hee, that was a good one.

Andygirl
07-07-2007, 10:51 AM
A general one is that EVERY time I get dressed after work or pop in when I'm not on shift, at least one person says to me, "Wow, you look like a librarian." Seriously. It happens every. single. shift. And the one and only thing I do differently is put on my glasses. Evidently glasses=librarian or teacher.

rozz
07-07-2007, 11:28 AM
A general one is that EVERY time I get dressed after work or pop in when I'm not on shift, at least one person says to me, "Wow, you look like a librarian." Seriously. It happens every. single. shift. And the one and only thing I do differently is put on my glasses. Evidently glasses=librarian or teacher.

I come from teacher stock, and I've gotten the teacher/librarian stuff *every time* I put on my glasses. Doesn't even matter if the rest of me is made up and nekkid. Still teacher. Where do these people come from where glasses suddenly equal one's ability to only function in two occupations?

Yekhefah
07-07-2007, 11:53 AM
I get that too! Whenever I wear my glasses to work everyone says I look like a teacher. Argh.

lestat1
07-07-2007, 12:31 PM
Ya'll keep saying that like it's a bad thing. Meanwhile I keep hearing Van Halen's Hot For Teacher in my head and picturing a button-down blouse / skirt / glasses themed stage show.

I'd make a comment about the librarian thing working as well, but my Mom's a librarian and Freud would have a field day with that one. :O


P.S. Funniest thread ever.

Kaylinn
07-07-2007, 07:24 PM
My boyfriend loves getting dances from librarian type chicks. He sys it mixes the innocent cute thing, but wth stripper heels, adds in the naughty factor. He seeks out sexy librarian type dancers.

Lysondra
07-07-2007, 07:37 PM
I get that too! Whenever I wear my glasses to work everyone says I look like a teacher. Argh.

Teacher. Schoolgirl. Secretary.

Even better is when they ask what school I go to because I wear glasses. I DON'T I JUST HAVE BAD EYESIGHT, MMKAY?!

Yekhefah
07-07-2007, 09:35 PM
Well, I go with it. They usually like to hear that you go to school or have a straight job, so I'm a schoolteacher. I only strip in the summer so I can take a break and have fun. I teach third grade at a Christian private school on the Westside, so I have to come all the way out here to City of Industry so I won't get caught. *giggle* I can't believe it, but they eat that shit up. ::)

Dottie Rebel
07-08-2007, 02:01 AM
^^^^HEll fucking yes. I do this sort of thing all the time. I love it when guys tell me they're from some blah blah random hick town...OH MY GOD! I'm from there and my grandpa still live there! OMG His name is (random name) but you CAN'T tell him you saw me here or he will seriously march in here drag me out by my hair! I mean, I'm just a good girl trying to make ends meet....

CallMeSky
07-10-2007, 05:37 PM
"My man just texted me. It said 'lol'...that means 'lovya lots'...but what does the 'o' mean?"

::)

sxybrat07
07-10-2007, 06:16 PM
Girl walks in wearing a heavy winter hoodie, it's 98 degrees outside, she takes it off to reveal a tank top.

<me> Um, you know it's like 100 degree outside right? How in the hell can you wear a sweatshirt?
<her> Oh, I have to, I'm prone to heatstroke.
<me>....er....so why would you want to wear something hot?
<her> Oh, well, as long as my skin doesn't get sun on it, I'm ok, I can handle the heat. My mom is allergic to the sun, like when she goes outside for awhile, she gets all hot and tired. I have a mild version of it.
<me>....um, doesn't everyone get hot in tired after being in the sun?
<her> well, yeah. Anyway, I don't want driver's arm.
<me> well, there is sunscreen...
<her> yeah, but that's dumb. I'm just gonna wear my sweatshirt.
<me>......

Lysondra
07-10-2007, 06:21 PM
Girl walks in wearing a heavy winter hoodie, it's 98 degrees outside, she takes it off to reveal a tank top.

<me> Um, you know it's like 100 degree outside right? How in the hell can you wear a sweatshirt?
<her> Oh, I have to, I'm prone to heatstroke.
<me>....er....so why would you want to wear something hot?
<her> Oh, well, as long as my skin doesn't get sun on it, I'm ok, I can handle the heat. My mom is allergic to the sun, like when she goes outside for awhile, she gets all hot and tired. I have a mild version of it.
<me>....um, doesn't everyone get hot in tired after being in the sun?
<her> well, yeah. Anyway, I don't want driver's arm.
<me> well, there is sunscreen...
<her> yeah, but that's dumb. I'm just gonna wear my sweatshirt.
<me>......

On another random note: my mum is LITERALLY allergic to the sun. As in, she gets hives if she's in the sun more than 10 minutes. The UV rays or something. Actual allergy. her doctor even is the one that confirmed it. She just thought she burnt badly.

sxybrat07
07-10-2007, 06:22 PM
^^^ Well yes, I realize people are allergic to the sun. That's what I thought she meant at first, the hives and stuff. Not that she gets hot. Lol.