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Flickdreams
06-08-2015, 05:32 AM
I'm always amazed by the girls who eat full-on meals in the dressing room during their shifts. And I'm talking the late-night shift. This ain't no lunch shift where such activities might be more appropriate.
I mean...
1) I am never hungry while I'm working - I eat before I arrive and when I get home. I can understand a little energy-boosting snack, but a meal? Really?
2) I can think of no less sanitary place to eat than a strip club. I feel like even the bathrooms probably get cleaned more thoroughly and more often than the dressing rooms.
3) Unless the club is deader than dead, where are you getting time to eat? Is making money not a priority?
4) Sure, that burrito tastes good, but how is it going to smell on your breath when you're dancing for someone later that night? Mints only go so far. And those beans you just ate? Gaszilla has arrived.
5) Bloating. Like, bloating is a thing. Food babies aren't cute.
6) There's no worse feeling for me than spending money while I'm making money. I'd bring a meal from home before I'd order one in a club.
I'm just amazed.
I eat when I'm hungry; I burn a lot of energy working and I don't drink/have caffeine/sugar for energy- I fill my body with nutrients. I usually bring a home meal, full lunchbox/meal. I brush my teeth; also if it is smelly food I try and eat away from everyone else to show courtesy, although normally I choose to eat whatever wont leave a lasting smell.
I work an 8-12 hour shift each time and if I want to eat then I will- it suprises me that this is such a 'big deal' topic. I can understand if the person eating shows lack of consideration to those around them by eating pungent food in the immediate vicinity or leaves food/waste out instead of the bin.
In the bigger picture, having gone through an eating disorder I am proud to nourish and show love to my body by providing it with the care that it needs.
I guess that your post triggered me Charlie and I wanted to give voice to that internal part of me that still feels shame to eat/not fit in with what others are doing...
ETA: I've since read the rest of the thread and some of the related responses and see that you didn't intentionally offend but it's still important to me to have my say on this one because of the sensitive nature of the issue for me :)
SexedUpCat2
06-08-2015, 09:00 PM
It wasn't what I overheard but rather what the DJ and doormen overheard after work.
There were about 9 of us, and we were all arguing about dick sizes and if size matters while we were changing out for the night. Apparently we got so loud and into it the doormen thought a fight had broken out from across rhe floor and were about to rush in until they saw the DJ sitting in his booth (right next to the dressing room) just dying of laughter because he could hear us through the door.
xStacey
06-14-2015, 02:15 PM
Girl 1: I always get my money stolen! I live with a room mate and keep a lot of cash in my apartment.
Girl 2: Put it in the bank! I do it all the time, so you don't get your money stolen.
Girl 1: But isn't that illegal?
Girl 2: No, my dad is a banker, they aren't supposed to ask any questions. When I have many hundreds I deposit it and that's it. No need to declare it or file taxes and I never had a problem.
charlie61
06-14-2015, 10:15 PM
I eat when I'm hungry; I burn a lot of energy working and I don't drink/have caffeine/sugar for energy- I fill my body with nutrients. I usually bring a home meal, full lunchbox/meal. I brush my teeth; also if it is smelly food I try and eat away from everyone else to show courtesy, although normally I choose to eat whatever wont leave a lasting smell.
I work an 8-12 hour shift each time and if I want to eat then I will- it suprises me that this is such a 'big deal' topic. I can understand if the person eating shows lack of consideration to those around them by eating pungent food in the immediate vicinity or leaves food/waste out instead of the bin.
In the bigger picture, having gone through an eating disorder I am proud to nourish and show love to my body by providing it with the care that it needs.
I guess that your post triggered me Charlie and I wanted to give voice to that internal part of me that still feels shame to eat/not fit in with what others are doing...
ETA: I've since read the rest of the thread and some of the related responses and see that you didn't intentionally offend but it's still important to me to have my say on this one because of the sensitive nature of the issue for me :)
I'm sorry that what I wrote triggered you. I went to great lengths to make it super clear that I was talking about a very specific, sloppy scenario and not about the girls who bring nutritious foods, brush their teeth afterwards, etc. Fuck! I was just trying to be funny! :(
ETA - I re-read my intial post, and I wasn't quite as clear as I thought I was (it was my later post that helped clarify my intentions). I'm sorry if I triggered anyone else! :/
Selina M
08-13-2015, 01:29 AM
This is from a dancer that's like a throwback from the $1000 nights of the 90s; she comes off as super classy and the only girl I really ever see in the bottle room. That made this funnier than if it had been a ratchet day girl.
I walk into the bathroom, go for the big stall but she's in there bending over the tp dispenser, on the phone.
Her: *does coke snorting gesture*
Me: Nope. *goes into other stall, pees, comes out*
Her: *knowing look* You prefer Percs, huh?
Me: No, I don't do any of that shit.
Her: *most dumbfounded, blank stare I've ever seen in my life* Wait... so what did you just do in there?!?!
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Had to walk out and go laugh hysterically somewhere else. I told her I had peed, but she was still looking hella confused as I left. Do people not actually go to the bathroom in the bathroom anymore?
LAQUEEFA
08-13-2015, 04:57 AM
.........
Sansa
08-13-2015, 01:04 PM
This is from a dancer that's like a throwback from the $1000 nights of the 90s; she comes off as super classy and the only girl I really ever see in the bottle room. That made this funnier than if it had been a ratchet day girl.
I walk into the bathroom, go for the big stall but she's in there bending over the tp dispenser, on the phone.
Her: *does coke snorting gesture*
Me: Nope. *goes into other stall, pees, comes out*
Her: *knowing look* You prefer Percs, huh?
Me: No, I don't do any of that shit.
Her: *most dumbfounded, blank stare I've ever seen in my life* Wait... so what did you just do in there?!?!
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Had to walk out and go laugh hysterically somewhere else. I told her I had peed, but she was still looking hella confused as I left. Do people not actually go to the bathroom in the bathroom anymore?
^^ Pretty sure the girls at my club would be confused too!
I just overheard two dancers talking about their recent trip to VIP together. Apparently Dancer A took her shoes off for some reason, and Dancer B had to tell her to put her shoes back on or move them outside the VIP area to let them air out. Stinky feet problems :smiley_dr
Miss_Red
08-14-2015, 10:47 AM
The bathroom story reminds me of a couple weeks ago. I'm in the bathroom, going to the bathroom, and a girl I don't know very well walks in, banging the door, and goes into the other stall. "WHO IS THAT?"--at the top of her lungs--I'm sure everyone outside the bathroom could hear all of this.
"It's ____", I reply.
"DO YOU HAVE DRUGS?"
"No, no drugs, sorry."
"COME ON, I NEED TO GET FUCKED UP, I KNOW YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING."
"Sorry, all I have in here is a few dollars and some lip gloss" (it was a shit night)
"UPPERS? YOU HAVE UPPERS?"
"No...dollars. No uppers."
"DON'T TELL ANYONE I ASKED. I'LL DENY IT."
"Don't worry, I won't."
Selina M
08-14-2015, 03:59 PM
^ I had one of those a few weeks ago, ahahah. I was in one stall, taking my sweet ass time, and there was a backpack in the other stall. I didn't hear anything for a solid few minutes, so I peeked under to see if there were feet. Saw nobody in there, was just about to wonder if there was a bomb in the backpack or something crazy, and I hear "WHO'S IN HERE?!"
I left and a few mins later one of the heroin junkies comes out, looking super paranoid.
SubSpace666
08-29-2015, 08:26 PM
Just now after I walked into the dressing room I heard a dancer say:
"OF MY GOD MY LIFE HAS BEEN SO BORING! I haven't had sex in the last five months because my ex-boyfriend was killed! I'm ready to have sex and be a slut! I'm ready!"
Wow... Just wow. I just got here. I can tell tonight is going to be good already.
Henna93
09-01-2015, 10:21 PM
This is probably the best thread on here :D
charlie61
09-01-2015, 11:35 PM
"I've decided to stop shaving my armpits!!"
...cool. More money for me! (sorry, but that kind of thing will only get in your way of making money off of 99% of SC customers)
Sansa
12-04-2015, 09:07 PM
Crying. And more crying. Can we just all agree on no more crying?
Selina M
12-04-2015, 11:16 PM
^ Can we also add no more loud phone conversations with scumbag boyfriends?
Girl on phone for 10 minutes: "GET A JOB. You COULD but you're LAZY and it was a MILE away. So? I'll give you BUS MONEY.", etc etc with the loud capital inflections every few words.
Legz541
12-05-2015, 04:35 AM
"I'm a butt slut! Lube it up and shove it on in!" said VERY enthusiastically and followed by grunting noises. More info than I needed but tonight needed some humor though.
xStacey
12-28-2015, 11:31 PM
There's this new girl who's not very bright, she's a lesbian and has never slept with a guy before.
She got her period today and started asking everyone for tampons, then asked how to put it in... She tried inserting it in the bathroom and screamed "AHHHH!!!! OMG it doesn't work!!! I tried squatting, I tried every possible position and it doesn't work! And it hurts!!!! :'(" Then she got out and said "I am so happy it didn't work! Imagine if it did, I would have lost my virginity to a tampon!!!!! How horrible that would have been?! My first time, with a tampon!!!!" Then she started asking every girl if they were able to put in a tampon when they were still a virgin...
newb2
12-29-2015, 07:51 PM
"She moved to be with this guy. He's...what's it called again? Like a terrorist but not so bad? Oh he's a Muslim!"
I was like what the actual fuck is this real life
BambiCutie
12-29-2015, 08:20 PM
"She moved to be with this guy. He's...what's it called again? Like a terrorist but not so bad? Oh he's a Muslim!"
I was like what the actual fuck is this real life
....Some people deserve a nice, hard slap upside the head when necessary.
OliveJardin
12-29-2015, 09:08 PM
"Vodka has no calories" ::) .
Flickdreams
12-29-2015, 09:48 PM
I think lately I'm the one saying stuff in the dressing room....
newb2
12-30-2015, 12:52 AM
I think lately I'm the one saying stuff in the dressing room....
lol whys that
Flickdreams
12-30-2015, 07:21 AM
I'm oversharing details because of relationship issue.
Bursting into tears. Paranoid thoughts during grieving process- but the girls are being supportive and loving despite the angst that Im gonna giving off.
Grief makes you say and do intense things.
whirlerz
12-30-2015, 08:02 AM
Aww, Lubs you, Flick! My inbox's open Baby! Hugs.
SnuffleUffleGrass
02-21-2016, 11:36 PM
There's this new girl who's not very bright, she's a lesbian and has never slept with a guy before.
She got her period today and started asking everyone for tampons, then asked how to put it in... She tried inserting it in the bathroom and screamed "AHHHH!!!! OMG it doesn't work!!! I tried squatting, I tried every possible position and it doesn't work! And it hurts!!!! :'(" Then she got out and said "I am so happy it didn't work! Imagine if it did, I would have lost my virginity to a tampon!!!!! How horrible that would have been?! My first time, with a tampon!!!!" Then she started asking every girl if they were able to put in a tampon when they were still a virgin...
That blows my mind. I'm amazed people are still that unfamiliar with their bodies.
My favorite overheard in dressing room thing- a hot Russian stripper yelling in Russian & English about having to make the club kick out a guy who threatened her/has been harassing her over a period of time. I felt bad for her but it was fascinating to hear an angry Russian-English rant about this.
Legz541
02-22-2016, 02:42 AM
Convo between two strung out extras girls that came in together.
A: Hey do you have a black thong I can wear?
B: Yeah sure, but it hasn't been washed, it's been worn a few times
A: Hhhhhmmmm
B: I don't have any STDs right now
A: Ok cool (puts on said thong)
I could not imagine wearing anyone's previously worn, unwashed thong EVER *gag*
newb2
02-23-2016, 05:51 AM
"I dont have any STDs right now"
like it's a regular thing? lmao
Legz541
02-23-2016, 08:34 PM
"I dont have any STDs right now"
like it's a regular thing? lmao
Yes! Me and one of the other house girls that were in there just exchanged "what...the...actual...fuck" looks and left, I had to leave the room or I was gonna lose it lol
hippiechick
05-19-2016, 10:22 AM
The other night:
"I want to get pregnant SO bad."
SuperJa
05-19-2016, 12:09 PM
*Loudest fart in the world ever*
Dancer: "I thought that was going to be a quiet one. That was not quiet. "
rareaspasia
05-19-2016, 02:13 PM
"Oh my god! What the fuck is wrong with my asshole! Does my asshole look fucked up to you?" Then she bent over and stuck her ass out at me and yeah, crazy swollen with hemorrhoids and disgusting looking. Not how I wanted to start my shift. I'm still laughing at that one.
buttonpop
05-08-2017, 09:41 PM
dancer I hadn't seen in a while: "I'm doing so well! You'd be so proud of me. I haven't stabbed my boyfriend in over 8 months!"
JessaJade
05-09-2017, 04:46 AM
LOL, forgot how funny this thread is!
SoCalGinger
06-02-2017, 11:19 PM
Overheard something sad tonight.
Girl on the phone
Can you come get me now?
Well, no, I didnt make it, but I'm tired. Can you come gett me?
I'm sorry! its slow tonight, and I couldnt make it, I been here for 12 hours now, Im tired.
I'll work longer tomorrow, but can I come home now?
She went back on the floor.....
I've heard this, followed by the bf showing up and arguing with her. Then, him telling her to go offer dances for $10, $5, whatever is in their pockets.
When she's made what she's supposed to, or the club closes, then they will leave together.
chanzep
06-03-2017, 10:56 PM
^ that is sad.
"Daddy did you put the kids to bed so I can come home and suck that dick?"
Overheard at the end of a really good night for all of us
SuperJa
09-20-2017, 05:23 PM
"How have you never seen the Goonies????"
*****
"I'd like $10 worth?"
"...do you know how cocaine works?"
LolaCandy
10-05-2017, 05:27 PM
*Dancer pumps hand sanitizer from dj booth into hand* I feel like my vagina stinks *rubs hand sanitizer on panties over vagina area*
The DJ and I exchanged looks and all 3 of us laughed so hard!!
IvoryDoll
12-16-2017, 08:14 PM
I love this thread!!! Let’s revive it!
Dancer 1: “Yeah the manager at my old club tried to sexually harass me, so I slapped him with a piece of chicken.”
Dancer 2: “I would do the same”
Um?!?!
Scarlett Monroe
12-17-2017, 09:28 PM
*Dancer pumps hand sanitizer from dj booth into hand* I feel like my vagina stinks *rubs hand sanitizer on panties over vagina area*
The DJ and I exchanged looks and all 3 of us laughed so hard!!
Oh my God.... I knew a chick in Houston that did this exact thing but everywhere. She even did it after she came out the champagne room. I swear to God I'm not making this up.. She said to me one day"hand sanitizer has alot of uses, it keeps pregnancy away, kills any possibility of STD's. And cleans your vagina!".. Just.. *sigh*why? We were best friends but that girl.. Sometimes I worried about her.
Girl Anachronism
12-18-2017, 11:25 AM
^^ speaking of houston..
i know it's not technically overheard, more like seen. but the most terrifying thing i've ever witnessed in or around the dressing room was in houston i saw a girl stand over the toilet and spread her legs, barely in a squat. just standing. she pulled her tiny g-string to the side and just STARTED PISSING EVERYWHERE SO HARD. like...some of it got in the toilet but she just stood there peeing and it sprayed all over the seat, the floor, the walls, presumably her feet. i was heading back onto the floor and trying not to stare or get near the splash zone
vanessa_mtl
01-08-2018, 11:08 PM
"You better answer my phone call because I don't think you want me to tell the cops that you have drugs in your house, so..."
LoveyDovey
01-09-2018, 09:35 AM
"You better answer my phone call because I don't think you want me to tell the cops that you have drugs in your house, so..."
She probably hustles with "You'd better buy dances with me because I dont think you want me to tell your wife you're here, so..." Lol
Ladycaxe
01-26-2018, 05:18 AM
Haha I actually work with a mother/daughter set. Daughter is smokin, so is mom but yea mom usually works days and leaves when daughter comes in but they've defiantly worked a good amount of hours together. I love it
Wow :)
Ladycaxe
01-26-2018, 05:19 AM
One time a girl, whom I'd never spoken to before, was in the dressing room on the phone setting up a date and afterward she started telling me all about how he was a custie who actually wanted to date her and not just fuck her. Then she continued about how she hadn't been sexual in months.
"Damn, its going to smell like i really want it."
Lmaaoo!! I feel that one xDD
Nina_
01-28-2018, 02:12 AM
"Did you get a boob job?"...
..."No, I stopped doing coke."
LoveyDovey
01-30-2018, 10:32 AM
"Did you get a boob job?"...
..."No, I stopped doing coke."
Dead. That is too funny!
Legz541
03-26-2018, 01:49 PM
“I just use coke like caffeine, a little bump here and there. I mean if you do the math it’s probably cheaper than Starbucks.”
*does bump*
WendiStarr
03-28-2018, 05:03 AM
I've overheard dancers talking about going to do coke at a customer's house. I've heard another one say that she got herpes from the manager. Another one had said that she had slept with the manager(the same one that had allegedly infected a different dancer with herpes) and her period is 3 months late. The last one I suspected was either pregnant or hungover all the time anyways because she was always throwing up.
anouk.oui
04-19-2018, 10:40 AM
god i missed this thread so much
lol
Selina M
04-20-2018, 09:38 PM
Dancer A: "This club sucks lately, I'm done with it"
Dancer B: "Where will you go?"
Dancer A: "I'll go to XYZ Club..." *sarcastic tone* "Or maybe I'll go back to college!" *sarcastic "ta-da!" hand gestures*
I don't know why it was so funny but it was.