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Selina M
04-20-2018, 09:39 PM
Oh, also... Dancer who has been banned from drinking... comes in already drunk and wisely slurs "They said I couldn't drink AT work... so I drank BEFORE work."

vanessa_mtl
04-29-2018, 01:21 PM
They banned me from the VIP for eating out Isabélla. Just because she's in her civilian clothes I can't do my lesbian show! I've been here since 2004 babe! They banned me.

Layla.00
04-30-2018, 10:55 AM
They banned me from the VIP for eating out Isabélla. Just because she's in her civilian clothes I can't do my lesbian show! I've been here since 2004 babe! They banned me.

I thought I was in the “my last shift” thread and I was like damn girl! Lol

vanessa_mtl
04-30-2018, 11:09 AM
^^^ Lol, I'm OG but not of that vintage;)

LAgirl00
05-06-2018, 03:27 PM
Oh, also... Dancer who has been banned from drinking... comes in already drunk and wisely slurs "They said I couldn't drink AT work... so I drank BEFORE work."


Bahaha sounds like me always hiding my booze.

SuperJa
05-07-2018, 10:14 AM
"I can't even handle this period, I'm crying over everything. Today I cried at a babybel cheese."

LAgirl00
05-16-2018, 10:39 AM
This girl is hilarious "The customer asked me for sex and I told him you think I can't catch a dick outside motherfucker so I have to come here?"

Nain_Rouge
05-25-2018, 02:12 PM
*girl sobbing hysterically in corner of empty dressing room* "I just.... LOVE.... Dolly Parton" *continues sobbing*

LoveyDovey
05-25-2018, 02:52 PM
"My new pussy spray smells so good!!!"

Ladycaxe
05-25-2018, 08:27 PM
omg why do I think I know who this is. LMFAO

That reminds me of an incident at the Seventh Veil last summer... we had this illiterate junkie dumbass there, 22 years old with nine years of stripping experience (yeah, do THAT math). One night a large group of Korean guys came in and they didn't tip her enough, and she barged in the dressing room ranting and raving about "those fucking Chinese assholes out there." She called them Chinese over and over again.

Someone else said, "Actually, I think they're Korean."

"Yeah," I said, "I was talking to them earlier and they are Korean."

She looked at both of us and got pissed off. "What the fuck EVER," she snapped, "It's the same fucking thing, they're still fucking Chinese, I don't give a shit where they came from."

There was a moment of silence and then another dancer casually said as she applied her lipstick, "So you're Mexican, right?"

Homegirl was livid. "HELL NO, FUCK YOU!" she screamed. "I'm ARMENIAN!"

"Whatever," shrugged the one who'd asked the question. "Mexican, Armenian. It's the same thing. You look the same to me."

I can't describe how angry the Armenian dancer got. "What the hell is wrong with you?" she shouted. "Armenia and Mexico don't have ANYTHING in common! We don't even speak the same LANGUAGE! And we definitely don't look alike, LOOK AT ME!" (She was short and swarthy with long dark hair, just like the Latina next to her.)

Everyone in the dressing room immediately picked up on it and agreed that she looked Mexican. For the rest of the night we all called her Mexican and the DJ even played something in Spanish for her next stage set. She was mad as hell but she stopped calling people "Chinese" and switched to "Asian" after that.

hippiechick
05-25-2018, 11:29 PM
*girl sobbing hysterically in corner of empty dressing room* "I just.... LOVE.... Dolly Parton" *continues sobbing*

This is so great! I love people that are like this drunk. Lol

Ladycaxe
08-27-2018, 04:40 AM
"can my bf sleep in your car tonight"

indiegirl
11-22-2018, 08:53 PM
"Don't talk to the guy in the corner. He said he's going to prison in a few days so he's not spending any money."

allthatglitters
11-28-2018, 08:22 AM
Dancer “Oh dude, I went home with ‘manager’ after that party.”
Me “He seems nice. How’d that go for ya?”
Dance “his dick was so small, I let him stick it in my ass.”
Me **laughed so hard I literally fell over**

AChildOfBoredom
11-28-2018, 03:57 PM
“I was riding my boyfriend last night and felt gassy. I didn’t think he’d notice that I was farting on his balls until I realized it wasn’t just gas coming out”


And yet, they tell me I’m the fucked up one?

indiegirl
11-28-2018, 04:02 PM
“I was riding my boyfriend last night and felt gassy. I didn’t think he’d notice that I was farting on his balls until I realized it wasn’t just gas coming out”


And yet, they tell me I’m the fucked up one?

Bahaha oh my god!

GlamLifter
11-28-2018, 04:14 PM
“I was riding my boyfriend last night and felt gassy. I didn’t think he’d notice that I was farting on his balls until I realized it wasn’t just gas coming out”


And yet, they tell me I’m the fucked up one?

Ouch! That’s bad :eek:

Pokahantas
11-28-2018, 06:58 PM
"can my bf sleep in your car tonight"

LOL that’s so funny.

StellaRose
12-31-2018, 03:40 PM
Somebody gave herself a pep talk in the dressing room and screamed out:

“I’m going to make $1000 tonight even if I have to SUCK DICK*
Few second pause. Realizes people are staring at her.

“I’m just kidding guys”

Lol she was funny.

Krystaal
12-31-2018, 05:27 PM
Last Night I heard a girl say “I don’t have daddy issues because I didn’t have a daddy”...... and she was completely serious

AChildOfBoredom
01-01-2019, 06:45 PM
Dancer 1: “Do you think she’d give me a ride home?”
Dancer 2: “You might wanna take an Uber”
Dancer 1: “That’s so expensive. It’s not like she’s gonna murder me and bury me at n the woods”
Dancer 3: “Oh, no… I think she’d shred you in a wood chipper”
Dancer 1: “Stop it!”

Dancer 1 very nervously asks me for a ride home five minutes later /:O

SnuffleUffleGrass
01-01-2019, 07:05 PM
Dancer 1: “Do you think she’d give me a ride home?”
Dancer 2: “You might wanna take an Uber”
Dancer 1: “That’s so expensive. It’s not like she’s gonna murder me and bury me at n the woods”
Dancer 3: “Oh, no… I think she’d shred you in a wood chipper”
Dancer 1: “Stop it!”

Dancer 1 very nervously asks me for a ride home five minutes later /:O

Pro-tip...I always ask girls if they are "holding" anything. Etc. It would suck to offer a ride and end up with issues if a cop pulls you over. (To their credit no girl has ever put me in a bad spot with rides home, knock on wood.)

AChildOfBoredom
01-01-2019, 08:19 PM
She changed her mind as soon as I got my handgun back, anyhow.

Nyla19
01-24-2019, 07:44 PM
Hey, so and so I just finished a private room and now I have cum in my left eye!! Laughs from everyone!!!!! Me: laughing but thinking OMG ewwww!!!

Elektra Luxx
01-24-2019, 10:18 PM
Subscribing

carmen_b
01-28-2019, 10:22 PM
( to me )

" Are you a cop ?"

Fuck you dumb bitch. I'm a little rusty but I have every right to be here . Haha.

AChildOfBoredom
02-02-2019, 08:53 AM
Last night...

"...so he told me she only does anal, and I said to him, 'are you sure that's a woman?'. Sure enough, he reached down there while he was fucking and found out I was right".

I'm at a complete loss for words.

SnuffleUffleGrass
02-02-2019, 08:55 AM
Last night...

"...so he told me she only does anal, and I said to him, 'are you sure that's a woman?'. Sure enough, he reached down there while he was fucking and found out I was right".

I'm at a complete loss for words.

You're too young to have heard of the movie "The Crying Game" but this reminded me of that.

AChildOfBoredom
02-02-2019, 08:57 AM
You're too young to have heard of the movie "The Crying Game" but this reminded me of that.

I know of it, but never watched it. I know that scene from the first Ace Ventura was a reference to a scene from that movie.

Nyla19
02-02-2019, 03:25 PM
Dancer one: Hey! My cousin is here for us and you're pretending you don't know him. Don't do that. You know him, right?

Dancer two: Doesnt respond to dancer one.

Dancer one: Dont pretend you don't know him. He knows you. You're from Maine, right? He saw that you saw him and you pretended like you didn't know him. But he knows you and he knows that you're pretending that you don't know him on purpose. That's messed up.(dancer two told everyone she's from New Jersey).

Dancer two: yes.....

Dancer one: well, then c'mon, let's get our asses out there and talk to him. Don't do that again.

Then they both walk out together.

carmen_b
02-02-2019, 04:54 PM
^ What ?! Did I read it right ? Inviting your cousin to see you dance ? Lol .

DonaDiabla
02-02-2019, 07:35 PM
Wow, that dancer invited her cousin to see her dance. Ummmm... that's way too strange for me. :O



Dancer one: Hey! My cousin is here for us and you're pretending you don't know him. Don't do that. You know him, right?

Dancer two: Doesnt respond to dancer one.

Dancer one: Dont pretend you don't know him. He knows you. You're from Maine, right? He saw that you saw him and you pretended like you didn't know him. But he knows you and he knows that you're pretending that you don't know him on purpose. That's messed up.(dancer two told everyone she's from New Jersey).

Dancer two: yes.....

Dancer one: well, then c'mon, let's get our asses out there and talk to him. Don't do that again.

Then they both walk out together.

whirlerz
02-02-2019, 09:43 PM
Wow, that dancer invited her cousin to see her dance. Ummmm... that's way too strange for me. :O

Lol^

That reminds me, yrs ago I was friends w/this girl, we we @ a party in the woods..
She told me she was leaving w/someone, & when I asked who, she said she'd tell me later, very mysteriously.

I happened to see her leaving w/her 1st cousin, & I'd also heard him tell her before that, what great legs she had

Nyla19
02-21-2019, 11:33 AM
Dancer to me: Your president is crazy!!!!

Me: My president??? Me thinking hmmm...you just told me you were living here legally??? I guess not.

Seatortuga
02-21-2019, 07:36 PM
Not heard, seen:

Hilarious girl gives herself a "boob job" with Scotch tape. "I need a lift", she says.
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Girl on phone with (ex) bf:

"I can't believe you want to break up with me because accidentally sucked his dick and the video was posted to the net".

I ran out of the dressing room before I laughed.
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Dancer looks up after a phone call and says:

"Have you ever had a drug dealer so good you felt you should tip him?"

Classy.

Ladycaxe
03-08-2019, 02:09 PM
me: I was so drunk on Tuesday I almost threw up.
strippa2: i was so drunk I forgot my phone and didn't get it til today. I didn't give a fuck
me: yea I found it on the floor as I was leaving
strippa3: i was drunk af too! eeeveryone was so drunk.
slow af $2 drink nights b like..

SuperJa
03-08-2019, 02:11 PM
"oh hey, I haven't seen you in forever!"
"yeah I was in a coma for 8 months..."

Elle:)
05-19-2019, 08:49 PM
An older dancer disagreeing with a younger dancer about how smth, dancing related, works-Don't try to tell me how it is done! When I started dancing you were probably still in diapers!

AChildOfBoredom
05-22-2019, 06:23 PM
Not in the dressing room, but one of our bouncers last weekend, his wife had given birth, so he was telling me what it was like being there, and one of the things he said to me was…

“…and my ego just dropped. She’s doing all this willingly, and I turn into the biggest pansy ever just from being constipated”.

hippiechick
07-10-2019, 09:35 PM
*Women talking about people asking to share their drinks.*

"Bitch please! I don't want your conjunctivitis!"

...I dont think that word means what you think it means.

Stephanie4life
08-04-2019, 09:58 AM
Stripper A to Stripper B "God I hope somebody throws a bottle of Xanax on stage tonight. I've been out of them for a while."

SuperJa
08-07-2019, 03:27 PM
"I can't wear bodysuits because i don't have a body"

IvoryDoll
08-10-2019, 04:44 AM
There was a new girl and she announced “if it looks like I’m staring at ya’ll pussy, I am. I gotta get used to seeing so much pussy in one night so I’m forcing myself to stare. You know there’s no better way to get to know someone than seeing their pussy.” LMAO

AChildOfBoredom
09-01-2019, 02:30 PM
“He doesn’t try to fuck [my stripper name] because she scares him”

Talking about the most thirsty DJ I’ve ever had to deal with.

Ginger-Wolf
09-02-2019, 02:50 PM
After sitting in the dressing room 7 out of 8 hours. I didn't make any money. I couldn't help but fall out laughing.

StellaRose
09-02-2019, 09:37 PM
Some girl was talking to her boyfriend on the phone and pulled me into the conversation. Telling me about Chinese liquor. First she called it Taki and I told her I never heard of it. Then I figured out she meant to say Sake and asked my opinion of it. I told her yeah maybe just get the lychee flavored one next time or something. And she agreed cause the Sake “at the Chinese restaurant with sushi” was suuupeer strong.

Pretty sure sake isn’t as strong as the drinks are at this club. Haha. I refrained from mentioning that I was either Chinese or Japanese.

IvoryDoll
12-02-2019, 08:01 PM
Can we revive this oldie but goodie?
Let’s see... the other night girls in the dressing room were just casually organizing a cocaine party... AND THE WOMANS KIDS WERE GOING TO BE HOME!

fishielicious
12-04-2019, 08:33 PM
Lmao!

In the interest of keeping this one alive, the last interesting thing I heard in the dressing room was a girl loudly breaking up with her boyfriend over the phone. She was saying, "What have you ever done for me or my son?? All I do is take care of you, and all you do is bitch about me making money for us! You better move your shit out right now!" Ngl I was glued to the conversation, and I was cheering her on the whole time. Yes girl, kick that deadbeat the fuck out of your life!

Pokahantas
12-05-2019, 08:35 AM
Can we revive this oldie but goodie?
Let’s see... the other night girls in the dressing room were just casually organizing a cocaine party... AND THE WOMANS KIDS WERE GOING TO BE HOME!
lol 😂

StellaRose
08-13-2020, 08:27 PM
“Ugh my allergies have been so bad. My nose had been so runny. And I didn’t even have any cocaine in my nose!”