View Full Version : Overheard in the Dressing Room
Roulette
12-13-2007, 10:09 AM
^^ oh wow. That's sad.
PaigeDWinter
12-13-2007, 11:32 AM
So a girl at our club got canned last night for doing dirty dances and buying coke.
She's in the dressing room, refusing to change and leave. So she calls 911.
"Yes I need an officer at Bubbles Adult Nightclub please. Yes Bubbles. Because my boss fired me and wont tell me why. I think it's cause I'm the only one who made money tonight. No, I just want an officer to come and make him tell me why I'm fired."
(insert a pause where the dispatcher probably told her that this was no reason for a 911 call)
"Are you giving me a fucking attitude? Let me fucking talk to someone else then!"
(I think she got hung up on....)
So she's all flipping out and getting dressed and she leaves.
I lawled.
saphire123456
12-13-2007, 12:07 PM
^ holy crap
kitty260
12-13-2007, 12:26 PM
Dancer comes flying past me into one of the bathroom stalls.
Dancer: Buddy man, can you turn on the water?
Me: ?
Dancer: Turn on the fucking tap! I'm taking a shit!
Me: Uh...
Dancer: Just fucking do it! *while in stall*
Me: *turns on water and quietly backs out of bathroom*
I never did find out what the story was with that one.
ahmeerah
12-13-2007, 12:36 PM
^^^ she was just self-conscious about how taking a shit sounds.
beautiful.
12-13-2007, 12:43 PM
An 18 year old girl at my club, H., thinks she is pregnant. This was on Tuesday night..
H: Guys, I can't be drinking tonight (as she smokes a cigarette)
Other girls: Why not?
H: I think I'm pregnant (takes another puff of cigarette) and I don't want to risk the baby's health.
Another dancer, R.: Dude, you can smoke weed and stuff while you're pregnant too, the dr. will tell you to stop 2 months before you give birth so your kids don't get taken away
H: Really? Good, because I like to get fucked up
R: Yeah, I smoked up until 2 months before I gave birth and my kids are fine!
Fast forward a few hours............................. I'm taking a quick makeup fix break in the DR and talking to the chick sitting beside me.
H comes running past us with a pregnancy test telling us that some girl just had an extra one with her so she's going to go take it.
A few minutes later..
H: Guys, my pussy smells funny. I was sitting there peeing and I could just smell it. I almost gagged. I've got to be pregnant!
**Fortunately, the pregnancy test came out negative but since her pussy smells funny she still swears up and down she is pregnant. I told her to wash in the shower a little better next time. :O
ahmeerah
12-13-2007, 12:47 PM
^^^^ rofl! Scary.
kaiarose
12-13-2007, 12:54 PM
^^^ she was just self-conscious about how taking a shit sounds.
I know, I can't poop at work. I'm like that guy from American Pie "shit brick." I can only poop at home. I'll hold it for hours!!
Sorry to thread jack!
TheTempest
12-15-2007, 01:02 PM
I know, I can't poop at work. I'm like that guy from American Pie "shit brick." I can only poop at home. I'll hold it for hours!!
Sorry to thread jack!
I have the same problem.
And not to be a stickler but the nickname was "shit break" not "brick"... because he always had to take a break from school to shit.
<3 (don't kill me!)
Btw, this thread is hilarious. I'm going to pay closer attention in the DR and post some gems when I find them.
Polekitten
12-16-2007, 11:42 PM
Last night in the club a dancer was complaining about sore ribs and asking if anyone had pain killers, when someone asked her what was wrong with her she replied,
-"I was arguing with my boyfriend last night and he beat me up."
"Shouldn't you be in hospital??"
-"Yeah thats what the doctor told me but I had to come to work coz I need the cash, I'll go tomorrow. I tell ya, if he's broken my ribs I'm definately leavin hm this time."
toomuchhomeworklately
12-17-2007, 04:15 PM
^^^^ WTF!!?? How could she work with broken ribs?? I slipped & fell into the edge of a table a few months ago & couldn't work for 3 weeks. I could barely move, let alone dance & act sexy. She doesn't need to go to the doctor though. They can't do anything. Unless she's having trouble breathing (like one of the broken ribs pierced a lung.)
I'll never understand why some girls stay with guys who hit them.
Sorry to threadjack.
Andygirl
12-17-2007, 05:04 PM
Last night in the club a dancer was complaining about sore ribs and asking if anyone had pain killers, when someone asked her what was wrong with her she replied,
-"I was arguing with my boyfriend last night and he beat me up."
"Shouldn't you be in hospital??"
-"Yeah thats what the doctor told me but I had to come to work coz I need the cash, I'll go tomorrow. I tell ya, if he's broken my ribs I'm definately leavin hm this time."
The sad thing is that I've heard variations of this story more often than I can count. I hate that about this industry, so many women out there being controlled by a lazy, no good, abusive motherfucker. He probably doesn't even work and sends her out to make money after he's beaten the shit out of her.
I wish guys like that would get hit by a bus--repeatedly.
librafox
12-17-2007, 06:46 PM
I've just heard these girls at a club going on about how they love to eat p*ssy. It was really vulgar
Scarlett.Oz
12-17-2007, 06:50 PM
What's vulgar about eating pussy? Or were they putting it in a nasty way?
LilMissSophie
12-19-2007, 03:25 AM
Gem from tonight:
Manager: Hey there, haven't seen you in a while. How are you?
Dancer: My mom just died, so yeah, I have to go down for the funeral tomorrow. BUT, I just found money in my pocket!!
Taylorlila
12-19-2007, 08:10 AM
I've just heard these girls at a club going on about how they love to eat p*ssy. It was really vulgar
Whats wrong with loving to eat pussy?:-[
ellebelle
12-19-2007, 11:32 AM
Dancer 1: Can anyone get any opium? This guy will only take me for a dance if I can get him some opium... anyone.. *looks at me*
Me: Ah no.. not unless it's 1890 and nobody told me.
Dancer 2: What's opium?
Dancer 3: It's perfume.. you know your mum probably wears it.
Dancer 2: Oh I get it.
lolagetz
12-19-2007, 01:24 PM
So dancer A is talking about some celebrity...
Dancer A: So she went on a strict vegan diet to like cleanse her body and stuff.
B: What the hell is vegan?
A: It's just a stricter form of vegetarian. They like live on vegetables, and eggs... and fish, too. Some vegans eat fish.
Me: *trying as hard as possible to keep my mouth shut* ::)
Sauske
12-19-2007, 01:26 PM
I walked in on two girls doing lines . one was like "oh my god!" then the other said "dont owrry she's cool she wont tell- the other night I made more money selling this stuff in here than dancing"
ugh.....maybe if you spent more time dancing...then sniffing.... this sorta stuff makes me sad:-\
CollegeCutie21
12-19-2007, 02:02 PM
Not to be a stickler, but I love opium! Just mentioning it because of the 1890 comment :)
Okay, end of threadjack!
cameron_keys
12-19-2007, 02:16 PM
People still do opium?
bellasera
12-19-2007, 03:33 PM
^^ Yep, although I think it is more of a novelty type thing.
Polekitten
12-19-2007, 04:38 PM
Ok, overheard this girl not too long ago asking this as a genuine question,
"I'm trying to grow my hair but it just doesn't seem to be growing, by the way, does your hair grow from the roots or from the ends??"
TheSexKitten
12-19-2007, 04:39 PM
Okay so I didn't overhear this one, but someone overheard me say it, and I realized it sounded pretty hilarious.
So this other dancer and I were standing side-by-side in the dressing room as I was making a call to the bf to check in and talk about the day so far. Here's what my convo sounded like:
"Hi babe! I've made 140 so far..... yeah, sucks I know..... I'll call you when I make another hundred! Haha it used to be I'd call you every 200, too bad it's been slow..... okay, talk to you soon, bye!!"
The chick next to me turns to me and asks, "Was that your boyfriend?"
I say yes, even though it's not really her business.
"And he has you call him?"
I say, "No, I just like talking to him."
"But... you call him when you make money?"
"Yeah!" I say.
She IMO was stepping a bit over the nosy line, but I cracked up a couple minutes after that because it totally sounded like I have a pimp. :3
Katrine
12-19-2007, 06:07 PM
Me: *trying as hard as possible to keep my mouth shut* ::)
That's the hardest part of the job, lol!
NewMoon
12-19-2007, 08:04 PM
So dancer A is talking about some celebrity...
Dancer A: So she went on a strict vegan diet to like cleanse her body and stuff.
B: What the hell is vegan?
A: It's just a stricter form of vegetarian. They like live on vegetables, and eggs... and fish, too. Some vegans eat fish.
Me: *trying as hard as possible to keep my mouth shut* ::)
OMG I've been vegan for 7 years and I would flip over this LOL.
The best one I heard once was a girl saying, "Ya know ,Im taking a shit here whichcracks me up because after I shit, I have 5 minutes to stage. No one has a clue that I just shat"
Something to that effect. And its true, funny and gross all at the same time.
lol
NewMoon
12-19-2007, 08:49 PM
The best one I heard once was a girl saying, "Ya know ,Im taking a shit here whichcracks me up because after I shit, I have 5 minutes to stage. No one has a clue that I just shat"
Something to that effect. And its true, funny and gross all at the same time.
lol
hahaha. When I go to the bathroom at work I wonder what the guys would think if they saw that =oP
I know. Too funny. They have no idea if any of us has dropped a bomb. lol
But we dont "do" that. ;)
TheSexKitten
12-19-2007, 08:53 PM
I think its funniest when I shit at work and then some pervy customer tells me how he'd love to lick my ass.
hehehe oh yeahs?? Whyioughtta
NewMoon
12-19-2007, 08:56 PM
I know. Too funny. They have no idea if any of us has dropped a bomb. lol
But we dont "do" that. ;)
Of course we don't. Beautiful women never shit LOL
Of course we don't. Beautiful women never shit LOL
No doubt!!!! (__x__)
Zabrina
12-19-2007, 10:36 PM
No doubt!!!! (__x__)
LOL that graphic just cracked me up!
Joplin
12-20-2007, 01:03 AM
TMI WARNING!!!
But anytime someone has said that to me I can honestly agree with the truth. I only crap once a week (seriously) like a few little pebbles. No doctors can figure it out. This saying is the running joke with all my friends/family.
And I agree that graphic is awesome!
velvet
12-20-2007, 01:34 AM
People still do opium?
the drug or the perfume?
because both of them are that rare. lol
Desiree
12-20-2007, 11:45 AM
Of course we don't. Beautiful women never shit LOL
Haha, thats because all the bullshit comes out of our mouths when we're talking to the customers!
Haha, thats because all the bullshit comes out of our mouths when we're talking to the customers!
Right on!!!
LOL that graphic just cracked me up!
Thank you, thank you. ;)
vagetarian
12-22-2007, 12:51 AM
Manager talking to dancer, obviously messing with her:
M:our president is brett favre right?
D: nooo, it's Bush.
M: are you sure it's not brett favre?
D: No, it's Bush. I don't know his last name though.
CollegeCutie21
12-24-2007, 10:27 AM
Hells yes people still do opium!
If you think flavored tobacco is a waste of time, try opium.
But if you want to get really high, try pot. ;)
Andygirl
12-24-2007, 10:36 PM
Hells yes people still do opium!
If you think flavored tobacco is a waste of time, try opium.
But if you want to get really high, try pot. ;)
You've obviously never had good opium. Waaaaay better than pot, IMO.
roxanna
12-25-2007, 09:59 AM
Never had opium, only opiated hash, but yeah. that opiated hash was insane. Too insane almost, don't think I'll do that again. I smoke ALOT of hash and weed, and 2 hits got me out of this world.
CollegeCutie21
12-26-2007, 11:09 AM
You've obviously never had good opium. Waaaaay better than pot, IMO.
Haha, it could be because I don't like pot, hate the way it makes me feel...
Still, are you sharing? I never pass up an opportunity to culture myself a litle more!
anelia
12-26-2007, 07:20 PM
i think the best thing i overheard in the dressing room was these chicks FREAKING out over the staph outbreak earlier this winter, and saying they thought someone who worked there had it.
that shit was NOISY.
strippers + infectious disease outbreak = AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
oohdamnbaby
12-26-2007, 07:58 PM
So a girl at our club got canned last night for doing dirty dances and buying coke.
She's in the dressing room, refusing to change and leave. So she calls 911.
"Yes I need an officer at Bubbles Adult Nightclub please. Yes Bubbles. Because my boss fired me and wont tell me why. I think it's cause I'm the only one who made money tonight. No, I just want an officer to come and make him tell me why I'm fired."
(insert a pause where the dispatcher probably told her that this was no reason for a 911 call)
"Are you giving me a fucking attitude? Let me fucking talk to someone else then!"
(I think she got hung up on....)
So she's all flipping out and getting dressed and she leaves.
I lawled.
Now THAT is some funny shit.
ameris_rain
12-30-2007, 09:16 PM
I've had an abortion and I'm pro choice, however, for some people its a "social stigmata", and for others, it was a painful event, that is why I choose sometimes rather not to talk about it or broadcast it to a dressing room full of women who aren't my friends.
I was shocked just becuase I'm a private person, thats all. :)
When I got pregnant I did think about abortion. But if I would have gotten one I know my depression would have gotten real bad. Ya, my body isn't the same but I look into my daughters eyes and I have never felt such love.
But I don't look down upon people who get an abortion. It is their choice.
Alright...so being buzzed and trying to be philosophical might not work...lol
Lysondra
12-31-2007, 06:19 AM
Wait... I missed that... social stigmata? Um... you mean stigma?
Yekhefah
12-31-2007, 07:31 AM
Dude. I want to see social stigmata! That's cool!
roxanna
12-31-2007, 11:34 AM
not sure how a social stigmata would go down, but I want to see this too!
maximvsv
12-31-2007, 12:42 PM
Okay. From dressing room quotes to shared religious bleeding. Who knew?
kitty260
12-31-2007, 12:56 PM
Haha, that sounds like the makings of a feature film! Run with it, Yekh!