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Darcy Foxx
06-06-2007, 09:44 PM
I wish our management would kick out guys that say mean stuff. A few weeks ago one of my good friends was on stage and a group of young guys (it was one of their b'days) started yelling out some really horrible stuff about her being fat (and she's quite slimmer than I am). After her stage show she was absolutely crying her eyes out in the dressing room and asked management to kick them out... she was basically told to get over it and that, "We can't kick them out, they're spending money."
VegasPrincess
06-07-2007, 11:11 AM
That is terrible Darcy!!! I really believe that men know that calling us fat is what they can say that will hurt us the most and that's why they do it. Maybe I am fucking cynical but I really belive that.
And to re-iterate, unless you have photoshopped your head onto somebody else's body, there is no possible way you are actually fat. Geese!
Speaking of which, one time when I literally weighed 100lbs and was a size zero, a dude got all excited about when my "baby was going to be due" and how "cute I was pregnant." Umm, not pregnant obviously! People are just fucking twisted.
burnedrose
06-07-2007, 10:22 PM
I got a really rude comment tonight...and this is the thread to vent, I guess!
me: "hi, how are you?"
guy: "sorry, I dont speak ugly."
me: "No problem then, cause I dont speak asshole!"
Kaylinn
06-07-2007, 10:42 PM
^^ OMG that is awful!!!
Good comeback tho.
Lysondra
06-08-2007, 05:57 AM
Uuughhhh....
Tonight.
Me: Number sixty-*squeek* I mean...*cough* Damn I'm losing my voice!!
Him: Man, if you did, you'd be like, the perfect woman!!
Me: Yeah, and if you had a bigger dick, you'd be the perfect man.
:/
cameron_keys
06-08-2007, 08:43 AM
custie: (this iswhen i had dark hair)"sorry...I only like blondes"
me "oh..well I only like MEN so I guess we're both SOL"
cinammonkisses
06-08-2007, 08:59 AM
On monday, I approached this black dude, trying to strike up conversation. He was like, "you know baby. You're a real cute girl and all but you're not my preference. I like mixed chicks! I like those yellow girls ya know. And no before you ask I'm not asian I'm black and indian"
I tried my hardest to smile and bear it so I said, "well who said I wasn't mixed..I honestly dont care if I'm your preference or not, I was just making conversation" I had to quickly excuse myself before I cussed him out. I also considered figuering out a way to spill his beer in his lap, but thought against it.
StevieStar7
06-08-2007, 11:51 AM
There was once this group of guys in VIP and they wanted the waitress to bring them some girls. So I was one of the girls that got brought back to their table. After ordering a round of drinks, he looks at the waitress and tells her (talking about me) "That's fine, I bought her a drink, but we're looking for girls with Big Tits!" I thought, what an ass!The way he said it- Like, ok here...I bought you a drink, now go away because you don't have great big fake tits... :butthead:
LaylaJo
08-11-2007, 08:05 AM
I have to say that this thread makes me feel a lot better about what happened to me yesterday. I had one of those guys that makes repeated jokes about physical appearance as if it's funny and I should be able to laugh at it (exactly the personality of my dad, which I think is why it hit me so hard). Let me tell you, I can take a few hits, but he just would not stop, and it was really all that our conversation consisted of. Some examples:
"That's what happens when you use a coupon." (referring to my boob job, which i think was very well done b/c dancers always compliment me and ask who my PS is)
"Where is the girl with the nice boobs?"
"You should try liposuction, get rid of those thunder thighs."
"When is that coming out? I hate it" (my lip ring)
He also talks shit to me about the way the other dancers look.
Then he tries to throw in a few tiny compliments, as if it helps.
I know, I was crazy for sitting with him while this continued, but he was sitting with my regular who is always super nice (but should have slapped the motherfucker) and I was trying to tell myself it's no big deal, ignore him, he's just kidding, I need to be able to take this. Eventually I ran off and smoked a cigarette by myself (I never do that) and made my regular wait for me. Then I made him take me to VIP, which we don't usually do, just to get away from his friend.
Fucked off my whole day >:(
StrawberrySwitchblade
08-11-2007, 08:59 AM
"WOW! That girl over there is hot. She's so much prettier than you. Can you hook me up with her for a dance?"
I snorted and left, and told the dancer in question about the dude's comment. She turned her nose up at him later when he got the balls to ask her himself.
Alia_of_the_Knife
08-11-2007, 10:20 AM
The infamous "No really, what are you mixed with? I can tell that you're too pretty to be just black!" I think I am asked about my ancestoral background at least every day.
I remember this white girl with this really big and beautiful butt went on stage before me and did her butt pulsating, jiggling and shaking. When I get on stage this group of young white guys (probably in with a fake id) squeal and say "Ha, ha, the white girl has more junk in the trunk than the black girl!" It's like idiots, both white girls and black girls come in all different shapes and sizes. Have they never seen a petite black girl and a thick white girl before in their lives?
I also remember this one guy, who was probably jacked up on something asked me if I was a man. I wasn't so much insulted by it as I was kind of surprised.
Also men asking to pay me for sex is pretty damn insulting, and that happens several times a day.
britt244
08-11-2007, 10:31 AM
"i bet you wish you could lose weight, don't you?" said to me after doing a vip room. no, because clearly it didnt bother you or you wouldnt have spent money on me!
Taylorlila
08-11-2007, 10:35 AM
This wasn't really bad...but annoying. I had one of those "youre so much better than this you need to go to college so you can get a better job." I told him I didnt know what I wanted to go to school for if I did, so I wasnt going to waste my money, and that, in fact at 19 I'm making more money than those I know with degrees. He said "you don't make more than me" (this coming from a guy who wouldnt spend money because he "doesnt like these places, just here for a party")...I wanted to ask how much he made...but just nodded and said "yeah I bet I don't." He also thought that making $200 a night would make a stripper jump with joy.
britt244
08-11-2007, 10:37 AM
^ yeah, i hate when guys say you're too good to be there. a lot of times guys tell me i'm "too pretty" to be there. do you want an ugly girl dancing for you instead? :O
Samba
08-12-2007, 01:21 AM
This isn't bad at all. Just obnoxious. My gem from last night:
Him: Do you have kids?
Me: No I don't.
Him: You need to have kids. You won't be a woman until you have kids.
You can't be a little girl forever. :O
Um, okay dude. He spent money on me, though.
GoldCoastGirl
08-12-2007, 01:59 AM
A young guy who had moved one of the front row seats (which are originally placed a little away from the stage) right up against the stage and wasn't tipping. We get nude for free at my current home club except we aren't allowed to do open leg work (and must cover or be fined etc if we do not thus it is enforced).
I politely inform him that due to him sitting so close to the stage (like pervert row close not just a little away) that he should tip the dancer on stage as we work for tips and tips only (blah blah).
I remember his gem of a comment:
So if you are ugly you don't make any money.
Then same night moments after encountering this asshat I go over to the other guy who has also moved the seat right up against the stage. Yes, we are allowed to hustle these guys whilst the girl is on stage at this club as usually the seats are a little away from the stage so they aren't classed as "stage tipping" seats. So anyway.. I also inform this guy.. and he is older than the other asshat before.. probably over 30. He was giving directions to the dancer on stage via his hand gestures for her to spread her legs (do open leg work).
I politely inform him that none of the dancers here will do that as we are not allowed to do so.
"That's alright. I don't want you to do it. I want her to do it" (in in arrogant tone of voice)
"She isn't going to do it. Neither is anyone else. If you buy a lap dance, she will"
"Alright, how much are lap dances?"
"$50"
Anyway, basically he was a rude prick as he was from Melbourne and thought a touching lap dance for $50 (10 mintues) wasn't worth it. Whatever, you aren't worth it fucker.
Those were the two worst patrons the whole week for me. They got my asshot of the week award.. the both of them.
Dottie Rebel
08-12-2007, 12:53 PM
This isn't bad at all. Just obnoxious. My gem from last night:
Him: Do you have kids?
Me: No I don't.
Him: You need to have kids. You won't be a woman until you have kids.
You can't be a little girl forever. :O
Um, okay dude. He spent money on me, though.
No, it's not bad. It's *horrible*. Fuck him.
PhillyDancer1982
08-13-2007, 04:11 AM
"You're too humble to be a stripper." This occured AFTER he chose "20 questions"/convo over tipping me during my rounds, and AFTER he interrupted said "20 questions" to take another girl back to the couch room, leaving me sitting alone and feeling awful goofy. What did he expect, for me to go work at a book store for $7/hr(PS--the bookstore wouldn't even hire me; I should know, since I'd applied there a few weeks prior to starting work as a dancer), sacrifice the money I needed so much to pay for a roof over my head, and live in poverty just because I *acted* sweet and humble?
twisterinAZ
08-13-2007, 04:48 AM
Lets see...so many stupid and rude comments over the years, where do I start ?
Lets face it, weight comes and goes. I gained a few lbs and I ran into this creepy loser who comes in all the time. He went on and on about my weight for several songs and had the nerve to tell me that I look like I enjoyed the holidays. Moron. I think even hookers would turn this idiot down.
I had another customer tell me that he didn't want a dance because I had gotten big.
Especially in the legs. At the time, I was crackhead skinny from a bad breakup. I weighed like 105. I wanted to say, "When was the last time you got a piece of ass you didn't pay for ?"
Boh of these losers are hefty and have never been inside a gym.
echomadison
08-13-2007, 05:16 AM
Ok on a Saturday night near the end I was walking around doing the typical "wanna dance" bullshit when I approached a middle aged man sitting by himself. I walk over to him, leaned over and said "Would you like a dance?" He looks me up and down and then says to me "Could you stand up and turn around?" (he did the whole hand gesture for me to do a little spin) I humored him, I dont know why and did my little spin in front of him. He looks at me afterward and says "Honey I am really sorry but you are a little too big for my taste" WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am 5'4 110lbs, a far fucking cry from BIG in any standards...I was just in awe and walked away.
On the other end of the spectrum, recently I was working a weekday and I had been sitting with a group of guys who had came in. I was sitting and talking to them and I had to go on stage, so I told them they should come visit me because I was up next, they say ok. So I am up and not ONE of them come up there and I can tell that they are obviously talking about me but I cant make out what they are saying....when I got off I went back over there to see what was up. I walk over there and one of these guys goes "We didnt realize how skinny you were before" I say "Oh I didnt realize that was a BAD thing" They say something along of the lines of "not liking girls who were anorexic" and how I "need to eat some food"....
Wow! Just fucking wow! I dont look fucking anorexic! Way to give a girl a complex! Am I too big or too thin? haha Dumbass men!
RoseLeigh
08-13-2007, 11:48 AM
The infamous "No really, what are you mixed with? I can tell that you're too pretty to be just black!" I think I am asked about my ancestoral background at least every day.
I remember this white girl with this really big and beautiful butt went on stage before me and did her butt pulsating, jiggling and shaking. When I get on stage this group of young white guys (probably in with a fake id) squeal and say "Ha, ha, the white girl has more junk in the trunk than the black girl!" It's like idiots, both white girls and black girls come in all different shapes and sizes. Have they never seen a petite black girl and a thick white girl before in their lives?
This crap really pisses me off. There's been a lot of stupid young guys as of late telling me I can't be an Irish/pasty white girl b/c my booty is too big. I've been told I'm lying, that someone in my family cheated with a Puerto Rican or black guy, etc. I even had some guy say he liked my hair, and gesturing towards some black girls, say 'and it's all yours, too.' I lost it and told him that it was a weave and that he was ignorant for thinking white girls all had their own hair either.
I don't get why they need to know our geneology just to get a damn lap dance-our conversation/ld skills/classiness is not based on whether or not we look like your favorite video ho. I swear, these are the guys who spend all day watching TV and can't tell the difference between that and real life anymore. >:(
Taylorlila
08-14-2007, 07:02 AM
A guy tipped me on stage then said (i have lil barley B boobies) "I bet those are real, right?" I couldn't even think of anything clever to say so I just went "haha youre wicked funny" with a not so nice face and went to the other side of the stage.
twisterinAZ
08-14-2007, 02:17 PM
Ok on a Saturday night near the end I was walking around doing the typical "wanna dance" bullshit when I approached a middle aged man sitting by himself. I walk over to him, leaned over and said "Would you like a dance?" He looks me up and down and then says to me "Could you stand up and turn around?" (he did the whole hand gesture for me to do a little spin) I humored him, I dont know why and did my little spin in front of him. He looks at me afterward and says "Honey I am really sorry but you are a little too big for my taste" WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am 5'4 110lbs, a far fucking cry from BIG in any standards...I was just in awe and walked away.
On the other end of the spectrum, recently I was working a weekday and I had been sitting with a group of guys who had came in. I was sitting and talking to them and I had to go on stage, so I told them they should come visit me because I was up next, they say ok. So I am up and not ONE of them come up there and I can tell that they are obviously talking about me but I cant make out what they are saying....when I got off I went back over there to see what was up. I walk over there and one of these guys goes "We didnt realize how skinny you were before" I say "Oh I didnt realize that was a BAD thing" They say something along of the lines of "not liking girls who were anorexic" and how I "need to eat some food"....
Wow! Just fucking wow! I dont look fucking anorexic! Way to give a girl a complex! Am I too big or too thin? haha Dumbass men!
Why do guys always feel it's appropriate to comment on your weight . I never walk up to a guy and go, " Wow you've got quite the beer belly. "
madmaxine
08-14-2007, 03:25 PM
A lot of these comments wouldn't get to me now...I guess after you hear them enough times, the venom is sapped out...
I also had a very rude ex who perfected a silent comeback to any comment he percieved as "stupid" (which was, gosh, lots.) He would make a tiny, thin-lipped smile, nod slightly and turn his attention away from the person he had decided was "stupid".....It was pretty funny.
dangerousdiva
08-15-2007, 02:08 PM
On friday night this fabio wannabe (dude thought he was so hot with a long brown ponytail) asked me if i would hold his drink as he reached into his pocket. So I did because I thought he was getting money out for me. Instead while I held his drink he fixed each side of his hair, laughed and then took his drink back.
Unbelievable! It would have taken every ounce of restraint not to dump that drink in his hair.
I asked a guy for a dance and instead of answering, he belched at me. Mmmm gotta love class like that!
That takes the cake!
off the top of my head...
Guy flags me down, I sit with him, talk for like two seconds before he flags another girl down and asks her for a dance while I am still sitting on his lap!
Guys leave my stage right when I go up, yelling, "I hate fake boobs"
Guys, saying, "I'm just into really big, boobs,sorry",
"sorry you're just not my type" ( for some reason that one hurt a lot),
"they must feed you guys really well here",
"you need to do some crunches"
screamed into my face, "$400 an hour? For that, I better be able to eat your pussy"
From last night...this wasn't the rudest but soooo STOOPID!
Me: Hi, how's it going, where are you from blah, blah
Him: blah, blah...where are you from?
Me: California
Him: Yeah, right, you're like the fourth girl in a row I've talked to that's said that.
Me: Um, ...K, Sherlock Holmes, it's a neighboring state and there is like 300 girls here so the odds are pretty high that many of us are from California.
( I should have just walked away, but I was taken a back by the fact he was so convinced that we were all lying, when of course we weren't! Seriously like 50% to 60% of Vegas dancers are from Cali! )
Him: Ha, you're all a bunch of lying gold diggers saying whatever we want to hear.
That's when I just laughed and walked away. Idiot! Why do you care where we are from, anyways?
head turner
08-15-2007, 03:29 PM
i have had worse things said on stripperweb behind my back then things said in the club to my face.
But anyway, i think the worst was when a customer was embaressing me by asking a bunch of guys in the club what they would rate me trying to inflate my ego.
I was embaressed and this guy was like " she's too skinny and has chicken legs."
that was about 10 pounds ago and i haven't gotten a similar comment since. ;)
LilyLove
08-15-2007, 05:55 PM
i have had worse things said on stripperweb behind my back then things said in the club to my face.
Wait, what? If its behind your back than how do you know about it?
Pretty_Penny
08-15-2007, 06:49 PM
a week ago this happened:
it's slow and i am talking to the bartender after she just got me a bottle of water. i see a guy out of the corner out of my eye sitting across the bar. i walk over to him and say hi. we chat for a few seconds, the general "what's your name blah blah" bullshit. then he says...
"don't take offense to this or anything, but i saw you sitting across the bar and i didn't think much of you"
i just stared......... then he said
"i mean, i would have thought you were a 3, but now that i see you up close you're like a 9 or 10"
i stared.... again.... in complete disbelief
then he says "don't worry, it's not your body, your body is great... i could tell that even with you sitting"
dude wtf? so my FACE looks UGLY from far away????
it actually brought me to tears, but i was in a shitty mood to begin with. i -never- get close to crying over what guys said, but that really upset me.
funny how a thousand guys can say you have the most beautiful face, eyes, mouth, whatever over and over and over for months and then one guy says some shit like that and WHAM it hits you hard.
britt244
08-15-2007, 07:24 PM
last night this guy wants to guess my age. sure, i tell him, you'll never guess. (i'm 22, but i look very young. i sound very young. i have a very high, little girlish voice. usually people guess me 18-20.)
he guessed 30.
maybe to some girls that wouldnt be mean but i have *never* heard that before!
Katrine
08-15-2007, 07:50 PM
I was just reading one of my old office reports and remembered this. And it wasn't something he said. I was doing a lousy $1 dance for a guy and he SLAPPED me in the face! I was so shocked. He said he wanted to see my reaction. Then he stuffed a bunch of money in my garter. I just stumbled away, dumbfounded. If I had it to do over again.....
Pretty_Penny
08-15-2007, 07:50 PM
^ oh i totally understand. i'm 28 ....... but 95% of the time i have to -convince- guys that i'm "that old". they aren't "pretending" to think i'm younger either. they usually say 22-24. most of the time they look amazed when i tell them.
but one time i had a guy say "you're abooouuttt 30 right?"
and i dwelled on it for weeks.
britt244
08-15-2007, 09:14 PM
^ yeah, it freaked me out! like, i've never gotten that before! it makes me wonder what made him think that. he was 25, too.. i dont get how you make that big a mistake!
Zinaida
08-16-2007, 08:29 AM
an outright insult like, "That bitch has a fat ass!",
I've had a few guys tell me this in my day to day life, and it honestly was always meant by them as a good thing. A lot of men like big butts lol. They, in their own tactless way, were probably complimenting your derriere.
manchester
08-16-2007, 10:00 PM
I always get "Why did you want to go fuck up such a beautiful body with all of those tattoos??"
::)
It's like, if that's the best you can think to say to me, just don't say anything.
yeah, ditto.
actually the worse insult happened OUTSIDE of the club, and i'm really surprised it hasn't yet happened inside...
this kid i was drinking with ask me if i'm on acid or X or something and i'm like uhhh nooo and he's like well do you do heroin or meth and i'm like uhhhhhh and hes like well yeah you look like you're on some severe drugs and you need to eat a fucking sandwich. (or SOMETHING).
i was almost beside myself.
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meth?
that kind of takes me back to my "pro-fat" rant a while ago, about girls who are ostresized(sp?) if you weigh less than 120.
i guess my point is guys can and will be jerks anywhere.
Lysondra
08-17-2007, 03:40 AM
I had the WORST one today. :(
Him: Do you do private shows?
Me: Yes!
Him: Do you do backflips and toys?
Me: Yes.
Him: How about anal and shooting vibes and ping pong balls.
Me: Yes, I do all that.
Him: Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: No of course not! (teehee)
Him: You know why?
Me: Why?
Him: Because you do all that.
:(
Joke's on him, I guess - because I have two.
britt244
08-18-2007, 01:25 AM
me: you want a topless dance, right? (we have regular or topless)
him: no. do you want to know why?
me: ...sure.
him: you want the honest answer or a lie?
me: uh, the honest one.
him: your tits arent big enough. i'm from la. theyre all fake there.
theyre a full b/small c! i have never heard that before! i love my boobs!
me: can i tell you why i don't give a shit if you think that? i mean, since we're being honest and all.. because i'm still getting your money. and if boobs are so much nicer in la, nobodys forcing you to be here.
after i danced for him, he goes "well, if youre serious about making any real money doing this, i'd suggest going bigger."
!!!!!!! did i ASK your opinion? YOU GAVE ME YOUR MONEY. i could give a shit less what you think of me!
this was also after he told me i shouldve come to him first, not his friend, because his friend is cheap. and arent strippers supposed to be intuitive enough to know that? he told me that he's an actor, so he knows. um, ive been doing this for over a year, i think i kinda have an idea what i'm doing.
Taylorlila
08-18-2007, 06:49 AM
me: you want a topless dance, right? (we have regular or topless)
him: no. do you want to know why?
me: ...sure.
him: you want the honest answer or a lie?
me: uh, the honest one.
him: your tits arent big enough. i'm from la. theyre all fake there.
theyre a full b/small c! i have never heard that before! i love my boobs!
me: can i tell you why i don't give a shit if you think that? i mean, since we're being honest and all.. because i'm still getting your money. and if boobs are so much nicer in la, nobodys forcing you to be here.
after i danced for him, he goes "well, if youre serious about making any real money doing this, i'd suggest going bigger."
!!!!!!! did i ASK your opinion? YOU GAVE ME YOUR MONEY. i could give a shit less what you think of me!
this was also after he told me i shouldve come to him first, not his friend, because his friend is cheap. and arent strippers supposed to be intuitive enough to know that? he told me that he's an actor, so he knows. um, ive been doing this for over a year, i think i kinda have an idea what i'm doing.
We will never ever be able to please men when it comes to breasts. You'd go get fake ones and then he'd tell you "You're really hot, but I only like natural breasts!".
cutey5032
08-18-2007, 09:02 AM
Fuck that "I like natural breasts" shit. Guys don't know what the fuck they like. I was a 36C before I got mine done....and was on the verge on having mental breakdowns everytime a guy would
1. say something like "I love real boobs....see that girl over there? Hers are real, and they are awesome" (points to girl with fake tits), or
2. I would lose a dance to someone with implants.
90% of guys say they like real boobs, but they don't know what the fuck they are talking about. Now that I have mine done (DD), EVERY GUY that get a LD from me will say something along the lines of "WOW.....your boobs are PERFECT. And REAL TOO, huh?!" The ghost of me in the past wants to travel forward in time and strangle those bastards. UGH
Taylorlila
08-18-2007, 09:28 AM
Fuck that "I like natural breasts" shit. Guys don't know what the fuck they like. I was a 36C before I got mine done....and was on the verge on having mental breakdowns everytime a guy would
1. say something like "I love real boobs....see that girl over there? Hers are real, and they are awesome" (points to girl with fake tits), or
2. I would lose a dance to someone with implants.
90% of guys say they like real boobs, but they don't know what the fuck they are talking about. Now that I have mine done (DD), EVERY GUY that get a LD from me will say something along the lines of "WOW.....your boobs are PERFECT. And REAL TOO, huh?!" The ghost of me in the past wants to travel forward in time and strangle those bastards. UGH
Well from someone with tiny boobies who makes lots of money by them, alott of men do in fact like small natural breats...just like a lotta men like huge fake ones. Everyone likes different things, some like both. All I was saying is every guy thinks he knows what everyone else like, and no matter how you look, big boobs or small, some guys are gonna love it, and some are gonna say asinine jerky things about it.
But around here, guys actually do know the difference between real boobds and fake ones for the most part.
NatalieFRPhilly
08-18-2007, 10:54 AM
Fuck that "I like natural breasts" shit. Guys don't know what the fuck they like. I was a 36C before I got mine done....and was on the verge on having mental breakdowns everytime a guy would
1. say something like "I love real boobs....see that girl over there? Hers are real, and they are awesome" (points to girl with fake tits), or
2. I would lose a dance to someone with implants.
90% of guys say they like real boobs, but they don't know what the fuck they are talking about. Now that I have mine done (DD), EVERY GUY that get a LD from me will say something along the lines of "WOW.....your boobs are PERFECT. And REAL TOO, huh?!" The ghost of me in the past wants to travel forward in time and strangle those bastards. UGH
Lol so true! The other day I did a room with a guy and he says to the waitress (in a condescending tone,) "no plastic today for me." Yea ok douche bag, I've got "plastic." Whatever, water off the ducks back as they say?
Hm I've had lots of mean things said to me, some about my current weight which I do need to lose 10 lbs. They shouldn't say anything but I try not to let it get to me too much.
Katrine
08-18-2007, 11:16 AM
.
But around here, guys actually do know the difference between real boobds and fake ones for the most part.
Not in my experience. Hell, I've had contests with customers, and boyfriends, and real vs. fake. Guys are really THAT stupid!
Bella21
08-18-2007, 02:48 PM
You know what I find insulting? When I get the guys asking if my boobs are real. After I say that they are, they go on and on about how I should NEVER get fake boobs. Seriously, I hear it ALL of the time. I mean, I don't plan on getting fake boobs, but it's none of THEIR business! If I want to get them, I'll go get them. UGH!
Alia_of_the_Knife
08-18-2007, 03:03 PM
Fuck that "I like natural breasts" shit. Guys don't know what the fuck they like. I was a 36C before I got mine done....and was on the verge on having mental breakdowns everytime a guy would
1. say something like "I love real boobs....see that girl over there? Hers are real, and they are awesome" (points to girl with fake tits), or
2. I would lose a dance to someone with implants.
90% of guys say they like real boobs, but they don't know what the fuck they are talking about. Now that I have mine done (DD), EVERY GUY that get a LD from me will say something along the lines of "WOW.....your boobs are PERFECT. And REAL TOO, huh?!" The ghost of me in the past wants to travel forward in time and strangle those bastards. UGH
You know what I find insulting? When I get the guys asking if my boobs are real. After I say that they are, they go on and on about how I should NEVER get fake boobs. Seriously, I hear it ALL of the time. I mean, I don't plan on getting fake boobs, but it's none of THEIR business! If I want to get them, I'll go get them. UGH!
I hear that crap all the time too. Most men really can't tell the difference between a nice set of natural boobs and a good boob job (some can tell with the horrendous boob jobs though.) They think it's a compliment, or maybe even placating you to call your breasts "natural". They wouldn't know the difference if a pair of silicone smacked them upside the head or not.
If you are shelling out 10 K for a good plastic surgeon instead of only a few K for some hack, no man is going to tell the difference and they will simply be blinded by boobies.
cameron_keys
08-18-2007, 03:33 PM
If you are shelling out 10 K for a good plastic surgeon instead of only a few K for some hack, no man is going to tell the difference and they will simply be blinded by boobies.
So true! I cant tell you how many guys i dance for (in a full contact club where they can actually touch my breasts..which says even more about their cluless-ness!) who say that they are SOOOO glad my breasts are real and how they HATE fake boobs...Ijust giggle and agree that fake boobs are gross...lolololol..if they only knew how much my "real" boobs cost!!
I get a bit annoyed withthe "real" vs "fake" thing. As if my boobs are somehow a figment of the imagination!!
TigersMilk
08-18-2007, 03:35 PM
Really guys can't tell half the time on me. And if they don't like em wtvr bc someone else does. Same when I had smaller real boobs. They think they all have fake boobie-dar. Silly boys.
tinydancer85
08-18-2007, 04:03 PM
Hmmm I've blocked out a lot of mean and hurtful things that have happened to me but one that happened a month or two ago was these young punk ass dudes sitting next to the stage threw some nickles up on stage where I was dancing and then laughed like hyenas for like 30 minutes straight afterwards (wow so funny right!?!?)...
jokes on them though because at the end of the night when its last song all the dancers have to get back and stage and do like a last song review...I grabbed a huge (and I mean huge) handful of change and literally chucked it as hard as possible in their direction creating a shower of change then I turned my back quickly so they wouldn't be able to figure out it was me...I was laughing so hard I was shaking...
Oh it felt so good to do that because they were soooooo pissed!!!
Alaska
08-18-2007, 04:41 PM
What? they were pissed AND they were dressed?? That is just crazy.
I hate hate hate young boys, always did even before dancing.
ahmeerah
08-18-2007, 04:44 PM
A guy asked me if I were pregnant. He said I looked like I gained 15 lbs recently. I felt bad but later discovered that I WAS pregnant.
While I was still pregnant (I gained 15 lbs in a month oddly), a guy told me my best feature was my face (before I'd get lots of compliments on my body too) AND he told me I couldn't dance. To this day the dance thing bothers me. My entire life people have applauded my dancing skills.
anneholl
08-18-2007, 06:25 PM
Earlier this week some guy asked me if I have ever considered a breast enhancement. My reply: No. I feel the way about breast jobs very similar to how you feel about rogaine. I know that he was just being a drunken dick, but it stung. I personally like my naturally small boobs. A lot of customers comment on them favorably as well. i felt so pissed at that moment. The jerk then went right back over to a lovely busty gals rack, and continued to make her night worth it.To make my night worse, some random customer who had not seen me onstage yet, approached me. He took a moment to size me up and said: You're not a dancer, right? I stared at him blankly, fully taking in the sheer ignorance behind his question. No, dumbass. I frequent every bar i go to in lingerie. Of course I'm not a dancer!!! He wanted to know where the bathroom was.
Customers can be such idiots!!!! after those consecutive interactions, i felt done. later that night, i was searching for my favorite bra to wear under a fitted top, when my boyfriend quipped " It's ok girl, you don't need a bra. it's not like you have any boobs anyway". Man, I got so pissed!!!!! it sucks how one negative comment can grow into a fugly insucure monster. Oh well. having a low self esteem moment just remebering it.:-\
Crow2
08-18-2007, 08:09 PM
You know what I find insulting? When I get the guys asking if my boobs are real. After I say that they are, they go on and on about how I should NEVER get fake boobs. Seriously, I hear it ALL of the time. I mean, I don't plan on getting fake boobs, but it's none of THEIR business! If I want to get them, I'll go get them. UGH!
Geezus. I have big fake boobs - obviously. Guys will actually ask me if my boobs are real.. to follow this up with " My wife is thinking of getting hers done Blah blah"
Well, obviously dumbass you already know, so why are you wasting my time?
Plus, another thing that yanks my chain is the married guy.. I ask him sweetly if he would like a dance. He will reply that he is married, even offering to show me his wedding band. It's usually a cheapo too. Ummm, okay dood - if your so fucking married, why the hell are you here?
Plus, did I offer to have sex with you? No, Grrrrrr.