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pla!njane
10-08-2007, 01:29 AM
no, i understand that, but i'm saying, i only ever told a girl on the first day...lol...i think i'm not posting clear messages :)

redhead21
10-09-2007, 07:08 PM
girl to here bf at the stage:

"why would you want to tip her, she's white as a ghost" as i proceeded to take all her bf's money, ha!

strip club in WA

"that was a pretty lame dance (as in low mileage) for a girl who danced in west va." i quit that club after a week b/c only the high, high mileage girls were making money.

Victoryx0x0
10-09-2007, 08:32 PM
Two guys at the bar, I approached the first one, he shrugged me off and pointed to his friend... the second guy goes "whoa, seriously, you have to be at least 180 pounds" I gave him a disgusted look and said "actually no I weigh 130" he looks at me and says "no way, seriously I dont know why my friend told you to come up to me" I had to hold myself back from choking him. I just walked away. That has replayed in my head thousands of times.

Susan-Va
10-09-2007, 08:46 PM
"You used to be really skinny, did you have a kid?"

From a guy i hadn't seen in about 8 years. BTW, no kids.

Roulette
10-09-2007, 10:00 PM
Nothing really bad ever happened but the only time I didn't smile, nod and ignore was this once time when these two guys were demanding that I "bend over like doggy style fucking, but standing. I want to see that ass spread" to which I told him his one dollar wasn't even enough to buy himself some class, so maybe he should start saving rather than coming to clubs. Then I got all up in this big spenders face/area. the spender, a 19 year old smidgen of a boy saw what happened and was just laughing at the asshole - it was fantastic!!

Oh yuck this one time I got off stage and went around to say thank you with that stripper handshake (which I fucking hate!) and this guy took my hand - I figured he was going to kiss it like so many do... but no, he licked it, then he tried to tip me a napkin. I wanted him fucking out of there. but no. when I had to go up on stage where he was sitting he was like "You tried to get me kicked out" so I said "You tried to tip me a napkin" he laughed and denied it. but ended up tipping pretty well. Ugh, I was sooooo grossed out and annoyed!!

kaiarose
10-10-2007, 01:09 PM
"My ten year old son has bigger tits than you". Spoken from a true Wisconsin hillbilly redneck fuck.

sunnie
10-10-2007, 03:57 PM
This regular who would buy a lot of dances suddenly just stopped talking to me. But he would come into the club all the time. He wouldn't even say hi to me. When I would dance in front of him, he would hold out a $5 or a $10 but wouldn't even look at me.

I didn't do anything to him, I don't know why he did it...and it is stupid to take it personally. But that really hurt. It even bugs me now to think about it.

gypsy_girlchild
10-10-2007, 04:43 PM
written on scl that I had an ass like cottage cheese, this bugged me for a while until the same poster said that another girl and I had given him a blow job the night before. Ummm, no.
the girl hadn't even been working there for a WHILE and I don't think I had even worked that night, so at least I was able to discredit the asshole and get rid of the fear that I was getting chunky. (which I wasn't yay).

Brendita
10-10-2007, 05:11 PM
I had a guy ask me if I was pregnant. (I was bloated from being on my period) I would have kicked his nuts if he weren't sitting on a bar stool. Asshole.
And I get asked if I am Jewish all the time, in reference to my nose. Hey thanks, people. No, I just have a big nose.

Lysondra
10-10-2007, 06:03 PM
"My ten year old son has bigger tits than you". Spoken from a true Wisconsin hillbilly redneck fuck.

To which you reply: Your ten year old son has a bigger dick than you.

Roulette
10-10-2007, 07:12 PM
To which you reply: Your ten year old son has a bigger dick than you.

or "Maybe you should have stayed home tonight then?"

kaiarose
10-11-2007, 01:08 PM
To which you reply: Your ten year old son has a bigger dick than you.



I never come up with good comebacks until 10 minutes later ::)

SundayMorning
10-11-2007, 08:20 PM
To which you reply: Your ten year old son has a bigger dick than you.

Or "Really? Where'd he get them done?"

hippiegirl
10-12-2007, 01:40 AM
i was actually a custy with a group of friends one night and one of our older friends paid for a vip.....he brought his little brother along, and the room was flooded with girls drinking, dancing and just hanging out.....

one of the girls looks over at the little brother and asks if she can "get him anything" or something like that and he yells at her....."yeah, get me another beer"....and then goes "with a lime this time" ..... i was mortified and the stripper looked like she was going to run back into the dressing room and cry at any moment....

1. it was a new castle-and didn't require lime

2. i informed him that he was to walk home from the club....and to start now....he did, and 3 hours later, he got home.....and he apologized for being such a little twat

Alaska
10-12-2007, 01:43 AM
I never come up with good comebacks until 10 minutes later ::)

If I had my "top 3 wishes in life come true"....no shit, that'd make the top 3, forget about flying and superhero powers and all that jazz. Just to say funny shit as it happens.

Lysondra
10-12-2007, 01:54 AM
Guy 1: Wow you have really perky tits!
Guy 2: You know what. I don't agree with him. At all.
Guy 1: I think you have the perkiest tits in the world.
Guy 2: Mate, I disagree. I don't agree.
Guy 1: She's got a nice body, looks smart, too!
Guy 2: I have a crush on her. I wonder if she'll go home with me.

All this like I wasn't even standing right there.... And insult me and then try to get in my pants? What?

Taylorlila
10-12-2007, 07:31 AM
Okay I didn't know where to put this so I'll put it here, since it COULD have been a jerky thing.

I go to sit with cutie, introduce myself. He does these hand motions meaning he's deaf and then shakes his head so I leave. I go sit with a friend and tell her then say "well that would have been a clever thing to do to get rid of dancer if he wasn't deaf." Then a few minutes later I see another girl sitting there talking to him. I was a little pissed at 1st, thinking "wow he really did lie and pretend to be deaf just to get rid of me!" Then I realize she knows sign language and is signing to him!
He still pissed me off though because he sat right by one of the stages, but in the next seat over so he wasn't at the tip rail, and watched all night but never tipped or got a dance. Just because your deaf doesn't mean you can't tip :(.

Habinairo
10-12-2007, 07:50 AM
" I'm not drunk enough for you"

Alaska
10-13-2007, 07:07 AM
Okay I didn't know where to put this so I'll put it here, since it COULD have been a jerky thing.

I go to sit with cutie, introduce myself. He does these hand motions meaning he's deaf and then shakes his head so I leave. I go sit with a friend and tell her then say "well that would have been a clever thing to do to get rid of dancer if he wasn't deaf." Then a few minutes later I see another girl sitting there talking to him. I was a little pissed at 1st, thinking "wow he really did lie and pretend to be deaf just to get rid of me!" Then I realize she knows sign language and is signing to him!
He still pissed me off though because he sat right by one of the stages, but in the next seat over so he wasn't at the tip rail, and watched all night but never tipped or got a dance. Just because your deaf doesn't mean you can't tip :(.

Yea lord knows I've "tipped" them their 5 bucks for that stupid piece of paper they just force on you, several times.

Sorry not to generalize....prob just crackheads.

Andygirl
10-13-2007, 11:42 AM
Yea lord knows I've "tipped" them their 5 bucks for that stupid piece of paper they just force on you, several times.

Sorry not to generalize....prob just crackheads.

Huh? Am I missing something here?

cameron_keys
10-13-2007, 12:15 PM
Huh? Am I missing something here?

I think shes talking about the deaf people who come around and "sell" the cards saying "I'm deaf can you help"

Lysondra
10-13-2007, 06:49 PM
Yes, all deaf people are the same.

I'd like to point out that learning sign language goes a LOOOOOONG way in the clubs. You may not use it often, but when you do, they spend money.

Habinairo
10-14-2007, 09:39 AM
I know so many deaf people it's not funny, I do know sign language, but at the same time, with that dumb ass card, EVERY SINGLE deaf person I know, that I've spoken to, has a job. But where I'm from, we have a very large deaf school/university, and they get life skills to deal with hearing people.
Anyway, that's my rant about deaf cards. Drives me nuts!!!
But if you do know sign, it's very good, they really appreciate it and don't feel so left out.

Taylorlila
10-14-2007, 10:57 AM
Yes, all deaf people are the same.

I'd like to point out that learning sign language goes a LOOOOOONG way in the clubs. You may not use it often, but when you do, they spend money.

I actually think he didn't even spend money on the girl that was signing to him either.

Roulette
10-14-2007, 11:01 AM
the only deaf guy I came across was "just there to have a beer" I was so put out. Unfortunately I didnt have anything else to do, and I'd rather sit with someone than alone and be on the floor rather than in the dressing room, plus he looked pretty good, so I talked to him for a little bit and he ended up tipping me a few bux. But I hate fuckheads, deaf or not who come to a strip club to see us dance and are there "just to have a beer" - stop being cheap or go to a regular bar!!

pseudomonas
10-14-2007, 11:17 AM
i had my first deaf customer last night... he could hear a little if you were loud and slow, but mostly he lip-read. he tipped well and got dances from everyone so it was cool.

so far i haven't had any customers say anything horrible to me... i've heard them say rude things to me about other dancers, making fun of their bodies or teeth or whatever. so i'm sure someone's said something shitty about me to another girl. i'm not too worried about it, though. for every guy who isn't into me, there's 5 more who are. so fuck it.

EDIT: i take it back. last night a guy asked me to come to his house and rub him down with baby oil. he was about 70 years old and stunk like nothing i've ever smelled before. its not jerky, but it was so revolting i just smiled and turned around and walked away, gagging quietly.

gypsy_girlchild
10-14-2007, 01:12 PM
I have only ever met one really great deaf guy, he had the cochlear implant so he could "hear" but needed to see me speak to understand it, he was a total hottie, and so polite that even though he only bought a cheap VIP (clothes on), I gave him a a topless. I hope to see him again, he was def. someone worth talking to.
Now guys that try to take me home don't offend me, it's the ones that don't that make me mad. Plus, I hate it when guys say they like brunettes better, DUDE I am a brunette you idiot! I swear they always forget that the hair color isn't always real.

Roulette
10-14-2007, 01:16 PM
Now guys that try to take me home don't offend me, it's the ones that don't that make me mad.

uhh... are you serious?? I alway hate that.


Plus, I hate it when guys say they like brunettes better, DUDE I am a brunette you idiot! I swear they always forget that the hair color isn't always real.

... if you dye your hair it doesn't matter what you natural color is... what they see is what they're commenting on, which doesnt make them idiots, unless ofcourse you have super roots that are showing... Or am I confused about what you're saying?

AlexxaHex
10-14-2007, 03:38 PM
Last night I had a Mexican dude tell me that I *looked* like a racist. I'm like, "Huh? If I was racist, WHY WOULD I COME UP TO YOU AND BE ALL FRIENDLY?". I explained that just because I'm white with blonde hair, it doesn't mean that I would hate another race! Asshat! He asked me if I ever cooked Mexican food, to which I replied that I had made burritos that same night. Not that it matters what type of food I cook, but it was a very "WTF" kind of situation.

RoseLeigh
10-15-2007, 12:23 AM
Some guy called me the 'N-word' tonight. He grabbed my ears, trying to keep me from hearing and said to his buddy "She's very cute, but stupid". I said "Excuse me, I can hear you", so He said "You're a n...". I just had to walk away instead of punching him. It did seem to be racist night actually.

Roulette
10-15-2007, 12:49 AM
HOLY FUCK. That is so... just... wow, I would have punched him if I'd heard him say that shit. What the fuck!? people make me sick.

RoseLeigh
10-15-2007, 01:56 PM
I was just so shocked I had to walk away. Being a pasty white chick, I've been called a lot of things, but that was new, and horrifying. Are people really so vulgar that they need to go out in public and share it with others? Yes, I guess.

It was a night like that though-had some guy tell me he got a dance because I was the only white girl there (not true actually). And some other guy come up to me and say "Please tell me you aren't foreign". Thank the gods I have the week off. I need to rethicken my skin after this weekend.

cameron_keys
10-15-2007, 02:03 PM
I was just so shocked I had to walk away. Being a pasty white chick, I've been called a lot of things, but that was new, and horrifying.

Ok that takes him from racist to retarded. WTF? Who calls a white girl a "n....."???? Does he even know what that means??? I'd have ripped him a new one.

And I get "Please tell me you aren't foreign" every now and then too. In a LOT of clubs I've worked at I've been one of the only girls that wasnt South American or Eastern European and many of those girls didnt speak any english. I didnt take offense to it...it usually didnt necessarily mean the guy was racist...he just wanted someone to talk to and couldnt find anyone that spoke english.

RoseLeigh
10-15-2007, 03:15 PM
Ok that takes him from racist to retarded. WTF? Who calls a white girl a "n....."???? Does he even know what that means??? I'd have ripped him a new one.

And I get "Please tell me you aren't foreign" every now and then too. In a LOT of clubs I've worked at I've been one of the only girls that wasnt South American or Eastern European and many of those girls didnt speak any english. I didnt take offense to it...it usually didnt necessarily mean the guy was racist...he just wanted someone to talk to and couldnt find anyone that spoke english.

Well, first he called me stupid and then that, so I was just thrown. He's obviously an idiot though. Could've at least called me a honkey or a cracker or something.

I hate when people are all thrilled that I'm "not foreign". I just sounds so ignorant. There were almost no non-English speaking girls there last night. He was a weirdo anyway. Kept insisting I DID have an accent (An NJ one!), and that I was foreign because I was "twitchy". No, dude, I'm just bored with you.

exotisch23
10-16-2007, 05:09 AM
Some asshole threw a book of matches at me on stage so I chucked them back at him and he just walked away.. after stage I went up to him and asked if he was the guy that threw matches at me and he replied by slapping the back of upper thigh- not a light slap either, so fucking hard it left a mark so I smacked him across the top of his head and told him to fuck off, which didn't even phase him.

Now that I'm thinking about it, I really wish I had punched him in the face.

lanaxxx
10-16-2007, 01:24 PM
OOOO I was just thinking about this since I am deciding if I want to come out of retirement. I was working at Spearmint Rhino in Vegas it was nuts to butts in there (that means its crowded) and I did a dance for a guy who said
"That didn't do much for me"
I walked away only slightly irritated, like I really care as long as I get my $$, and came back a few minutes later ( I am not that quick I guess) and said "It didn't do much for you, but it did even less for me!".
Turned out he was an undercover cop.

cameron_keys
10-16-2007, 01:34 PM
Turned out he was an undercover cop.

LOL...Speaking of undercover cops. In one town I worked in they apparently dont train theirs very well...::)

I had one guy who just reeked of cop. You know the look...where you can just spot him from across the room. Well I dont give a crap since i dont do anything illegal..so I kind of smirked to myself when he walked over to me. Game on.

He asked if i had any pills I could sell him.
Not E
Not painkillers
Not anything specific

Just..."pills".

I told him I had some tylenol in the back that i woudl be happy to give him for free and asked if he had a headache(while trying not to laugh at how awkward he was)
He said...no...PILLS.

I put my confused dumb blonde look on and said.."hmmmm....pills...what could that be...OH...You have DIARRHEA...yeah, I have Pepto Bismal pills...no wonder you look so embarrased...no problem honey"

He turned bright red and started to stammer somethin gelse. I stopped him said "I'm not a drug dealer sweetie if you havent already figured it out..and you really need to tell your chief to train you better". I walked away and he left soon after.

SarahSynn
10-16-2007, 03:21 PM
LOL...Speaking of undercover cops. In one town I worked in they apparently dont train theirs very well...::)

I had one guy who just reeked of cop. You know the look...where you can just spot him from across the room. Well I dont give a crap since i dont do anything illegal..so I kind of smirked to myself when he walked over to me. Game on.

He asked if i had any pills I could sell him.
Not E
Not painkillers
Not anything specific

Just..."pills".

I told him I had some tylenol in the back that i woudl be happy to give him for free and asked if he had a headache(while trying not to laugh at how awkward he was)
He said...no...PILLS.

I put my confused dumb blonde look on and said.."hmmmm....pills...what could that be...OH...You have DIARRHEA...yeah, I have Pepto Bismal pills...no wonder you look so embarrased...no problem honey"

He turned bright red and started to stammer somethin gelse. I stopped him said "I'm not a drug dealer sweetie if you havent already figured it out..and you really need to tell your chief to train you better". I walked away and he left soon after.

Yup, you can spot 'em a mile away, and they do in fact reek of bacon. :P

I LOVE how you played this Cameron! LoL Well done!

ChristyWild
10-17-2007, 08:21 AM
I had a case like this before- these two guys came in and they couldn't keep straight who was the local and who was the out of town guest. The first guy said he was local and his friend was visiting, but the other guy said the exact opposite. I had to go in the back so I could just laugh...next time guys, plan out your story BEFORE coming in the strip club!

kitana
10-18-2007, 05:57 AM
To which you reply: Your ten year old son has a bigger dick than you.

Naw, you tell the little prick; "well you better get that fat fucker on a diet now!"

kitana
10-18-2007, 06:01 AM
Some guy called me the 'N-word' tonight. He grabbed my ears, trying to keep me from hearing and said to his buddy "She's very cute, but stupid". I said "Excuse me, I can hear you", so He said "You're a n...". I just had to walk away instead of punching him. It did seem to be racist night actually.

I would have punched him dead in his racist fucking face!

Alaska
10-23-2007, 04:38 PM
LOL...Speaking of undercover cops. In one town I worked in they apparently dont train theirs very well...::)

I had one guy who just reeked of cop. You know the look...where you can just spot him from across the room. Well I dont give a crap since i dont do anything illegal..so I kind of smirked to myself when he walked over to me. Game on.

He asked if i had any pills I could sell him.
Not E
Not painkillers
Not anything specific

Just..."pills".

I told him I had some tylenol in the back that i woudl be happy to give him for free and asked if he had a headache(while trying not to laugh at how awkward he was)
He said...no...PILLS.

I put my confused dumb blonde look on and said.."hmmmm....pills...what could that be...OH...You have DIARRHEA...yeah, I have Pepto Bismal pills...no wonder you look so embarrased...no problem honey"

He turned bright red and started to stammer somethin gelse. I stopped him said "I'm not a drug dealer sweetie if you havent already figured it out..and you really need to tell your chief to train you better". I walked away and he left soon after.

*Swoon* --Cameron. I want to be just like you. ki just lick you instead?

Inna
10-24-2007, 09:37 AM
It just makes me feel bad and angry when I think about it,

oclily
10-24-2007, 05:20 PM
"Are you Asian? You look mixed and you have no accent, interesting, I only like white girls anyways." He could have said, no thanks. What a racist jerk!

Noneya
10-24-2007, 06:54 PM
^^Rude!

PhillyDancer1982
02-17-2008, 09:28 AM
i've heard them say rude things to me about other dancers, making fun of their bodies or teeth or whatever. so i'm sure someone's said something shitty about me to another girl. i'm not too worried about it, though. for every guy who isn't into me, there's 5 more who are. so fuck it.

Ugh I *HATE* when customers do this! >:( It puts me on the spot. Do they really expect me to join in with them and start bashing the girl?? Not only would that be a great way for me to shoot myself in the foot and make a few enemies, but it's unethical and I'm opposed to mean gossip. For example, the other night my guy friend's annoying friends came into the club and they were commenting about how the new girl "couldn't dance." Dude it was her 1st day!! Give her some slack, okay?

Usually when customers do this, I will respond with a gentle rebuttal, such as saying, "Really? Well I actually think she is very pretty" etc etc. or I will point out one of the girl's strengths/good features.

PhillyDancer1982
02-17-2008, 09:29 AM
"Are you Asian? You look mixed and you have no accent, interesting, I only like white girls anyways." He could have said, no thanks. What a racist jerk!

Yeah at my first club, this old fart turned me down for a dance and whispered not so quietly, "I only like black girls." The funny thing is, he himself wasn't black! He was pale as a sheet and his hair even whiter! Hahaha.

kittytheflamingo
02-27-2008, 07:55 AM
I think the worst was when a bunch of assholes threw 5 cent coins at me and told me I was the most digusting thing they'd ever seen and that I should just get off stage because I'm nothing more than a tit-less whore.
i saw a guy do that at one of my clubs when she was on stage and she went over, grabbed his hat off his head, and beat him senseless with his own damn hat!

Lysondra
02-27-2008, 08:02 AM
Hahahaha, that's funny because it totally sounds like something I'd do!

lilmisscharisma
02-27-2008, 01:38 PM
I said one guy in a big group comment on how slow we were... I had just walked over to the group of the guys and sat down and he said "Wow, it's really slow in here. You might as well just go sit in your locker room." I don't think he meant it like it came out.