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thechaosfairy
02-28-2008, 06:01 AM
The two times I encountered deaf guys in the clubs were both quite nice for me. Each time the other dancers ignored the guy and I came over and was friendly so I got all his money. Each time it also wasn't very much money, but it's nice to have, I mean, what everyone is looking for -- a friendly interaction with someone who'll buy dances and tip you on stage -- without even having to compete.
I don't know any sign language though, so we wrote on napkins. :-)
SundayMorning
03-03-2008, 09:09 AM
Man, I had a winner last night. Drunk to the point of slurring and rambling. He wants a dance, I tell him I'm about to be up on stage but I'll be right back with him. I come back, wait for him to get another beer, and then I take him away and do a dance for him which he LOVES. But he says he only wants one. Shrug, whatever. I patiently listen to him ramble before I say we should probably settle up.
Him: I should get a discount because you made me wait.
Me: (trying to still be patient) Hey, I just got warmed up for you on stage. That was worth full price.
Him: So it's $15, right?
Me: (starting to lose patience) Nope, babe, $20.
Him: What?! I thought you were giving me a discount.
Me: (totally losing patience) It's five freaking bucks, dude. Let's just go ahead and wrap it up, okay?
Him: (looking into his wallet, obviously only counting the first two bills that he has in there. I can SEE the money but he thinks he's being smart) Uhhh I only see ones.
Me: Why don't you look a little deeper.
He draws this out for another two minutes, I shit you not, before pulling out one of his 20s and making this long scene about how Lincoln is his buddy and he hates to see him go. But oh, it's not done! This winner then goes on to say:
Him: I don't know why you wouldn't let me get a discount.
Me: Because this is my job. It pays the bills, honey.
Him: What bills? What are you going to do with that money?
Me: I have a house, electric bills, internet--you know, standard bills.
Him: Whatever. You're just going to be a stupid slut, aren't you?
Me: OK BUDDY, you have a great night. (finally getting up to leave and resisting urge to pop him across the face)
Not only that but he LURKED on me for another hour after that. Super creepy, oogy guy. Young and dickheaded and CHEAP. Yeesh.
Daisa
03-03-2008, 09:36 AM
Now typical rejection doesn't bother me. It is part of the job for sure. BUT I had a customer tell me Sat night that I just wasn't his type. He prefers blondes. Which is great and all, but did he really have to say it in such a rude way? Or maybe a simple, "no thanks" would have been sufficient. The stupidest thing about the whole situation is 30 mins later, he seeks me out at the bar and asks for a dance, "sorry man, but you aren't my type either."
I think some assholes just like to figure out ways to make us feel like shit on purpose.
CherryBomb954
03-03-2008, 10:11 AM
Not the worst, buit jerky indeed:
I'd been sitting with a guy for about a half a song, waitress comes up and asks if we need anything. He says "Yeah, bring me another Heineken" Then looks at me "Would you like anything?" I ordered a glass of wine.
Waitress comes back, she sets the drinks down, he only pays for his beer, then looks over at me ....I just kinda sat there for a second trying to figure out what was up, then I realized, he wanted me to pay for my own drink! "Oh, I'm sorry" I said and handed the waitress the money.
So she walks away, I look over and go "Hey, sorry about that, but usually when I am asked by the person I am with if I want something, it is customary for me to assume they are buying"
He lets out a loud, sarcastic, jerky laugh and goes.."Why should I buy YOU a drink when you make more money than me?? Hell, should be treating ME!!!" Then continues with the annoying laugh.
So, I take my wine, stand up, tell him that it was a rude comment and I have better things to do, and walk away. He still was laughing.
thechaosfairy
03-04-2008, 04:35 AM
The $20 isn't even Lincoln, it's Andrew Jackson!
Daisa
03-04-2008, 10:50 AM
The two times I encountered deaf guys in the clubs were both quite nice for me. Each time the other dancers ignored the guy and I came over and was friendly so I got all his money. Each time it also wasn't very much money, but it's nice to have, I mean, what everyone is looking for -- a friendly interaction with someone who'll buy dances and tip you on stage -- without even having to compete.
I don't know any sign language though, so we wrote on napkins. :-)
(I know this is a TJ, but I had to put in my :twocents: regarding the deaf customer business)This pretty much is my story exactly. Except my guy was with a friend who could interpret what I said to him...and they brought in a notebook & pen so he could communicate when his friend went off for dances with a girl that he liked.
He wasn't a huge spender. . .( This was years ago but if I remember correctly, he ended up getting a couple table dances, and maybe 4 actual lap dances.) But he WAS probably one of THE most pleasant people I've ever had the fortune to meet in a SC. and because of his genuine enjoyment of the whole thing (his first time) entertaining him was def one of THE most enjoyable/rewarding experiences.
/end TJ
CherryBomb954
03-22-2008, 04:32 AM
TWO IN ONE NIGHT!
Guy comes up to stage to tip me, I do a little dance and he hands me a dollar...
Guy: "Yo, can I get your number?"
Me: "No, I'm sorry, I don't give out my number"
Guy: "Well then fuck you, bitch"
Chick comes up to the stage with a 5$ bill...
Chick: "Come on, this is 5 dollars you gotta work for it!" ( I HATE when people say this!)
So I do a little dance for her, smack my ass, grab her bewbs, ya know, tipical chick custie moves.....Then hold out my g-string for the tip.
Chick: "Fuck THAT! That wasn't worth my 5 dollars! (puts the 5 back in her pocket) "Here wait let me find you a dollar. That was only worth a dollar"
I got up and walked away.
winterrose
03-24-2008, 07:04 AM
the worst thing a customer did to me was laser point my eyes while hanging upside down on the pole.
The creepiest was the guy that kept trying to peel sunburned skin off one dancer and take hairs and then put them in a plastic cigarette wrapper and said they were for "later"
hustlebunny
03-25-2008, 01:16 PM
said??? Nothing better than when they look at me like I am an alien being and are disgusted by the fact that i asked them for a dance.
While pushing me away saying, i am into a different type of woman
wow, you're hot for a black chick, you don't look black...That's GOOD!, wow you're so articulate, what are YOU doing here you're better than this place
and my favorite is when Japanese men hold their hands out shaking no while making faces of disgust...why do I dance again...LOL...
Zinaida
03-25-2008, 03:20 PM
Guy: "Yo, can I get your number?"
Me: "No, I'm sorry, I don't give out my number"
Guy: "Well then fuck you, bitch"
I'd love to see him react like that to a regular chick in a bar. Oh, that's right. He wouldn't bluntly ask a complete stranger for their number in a bar. ::)
kaiarose
03-26-2008, 12:05 PM
So the other night I go up to this younger guy and ask him sweetly if he'd like a 2-4-1 special we had going on at that moment. So he looks me up and down, smirks and says "Honey, do I look like I need to pay for a dance??" "So I said SWEETIE you need to pay for far more than a dance" Then I patted his head and walked away. I was so proud of myself :) I never have anything to say when I get insulted.
AlexxaHex
03-26-2008, 05:28 PM
The other day I was taking a guy into the dance rooms, and we were waiting for the VIP host to come take the guy's money first. He kept complimenting me, saying that I was pretty and how much he loved my eyes. Then out of nowhere he says, "You've got kids right?"
Me: "Yes, I do. I have one."
He replied as he looked at my body, "YEAH I can tell. It's okay though." :O
So as I was giving him a very lackluster dance, he asked if I could feel his boner and if it was huge. ::) I told him I couldn't feel ANYTHING.
Lysondra
03-26-2008, 06:16 PM
^ I've had people tell me they could tell I had kids. ::) Don't take it wrong, men are dumb.
SuzieQ523
03-26-2008, 09:20 PM
"No offense, but I would never find girlfriend in a place like THIS."
The guy made Larry the Cable Guy look like a Gucci model and he just finished explaining to me the various online dating sites he's hooked on with no luck. Hmm...
AlexxaHex
03-26-2008, 09:24 PM
^ I've had people tell me they could tell I had kids. ::) Don't take it wrong, men are dumb.
I know what you mean. I'm not upset having the telltale marks of childbearing, but I am offended by someone's backhanded way of telling me I'm overweight or have stretch marks, etc. He was really an asshole who thought he wasn't.
cameron_keys
03-27-2008, 08:16 AM
Yeah..people tell me all the time that they can tell I have kids. And I dont. Its just because I'm not anorexic and 19 so they ASSUME. Guys are stupid...dont take it to heart.
Lysondra
03-27-2008, 08:34 AM
Yeah..people tell me all the time that they can tell I have kids. And I dont. Its just because I'm not anorexic and 19 so they ASSUME. Guys are stupid...dont take it to heart.
Dude, like I said... I'm anorexic and 21 and they still say they can tell I've had kids. No shit. Really. Me.
Normally I put on a weepy face and go all, "BUT I HAD CANCER AND CAN'T HAVE CHILDREN WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME????!!!"
Yes. I pull the cancer card. Wankers.
cameron_keys
03-27-2008, 09:28 AM
Well..we ARE strippers, which means we automatically have a drug problem and 12 illegitimate kids from 12 different baby-daddies who pimp us out and beat us when we come home.
Duh!
AlexxaHex
03-27-2008, 09:48 AM
Dude, like I said... I'm anorexic and 21 and they still say they can tell I've had kids. No shit. Really. Me.
Normally I put on a weepy face and go all, "BUT I HAD CANCER AND CAN'T HAVE CHILDREN WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME????!!!"
Yes. I pull the cancer card. Wankers.
:D BWAHAHAHA!!! I <3 you.
kitana
03-28-2008, 05:49 AM
Dude, like I said... I'm anorexic and 21 and they still say they can tell I've had kids. No shit. Really. Me.
Normally I put on a weepy face and go all, "BUT I HAD CANCER AND CAN'T HAVE CHILDREN WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME????!!!"
Yes. I pull the cancer card. Wankers.
Be careful what you wish for......
AlexxaHex
03-28-2008, 06:12 AM
It's actually true.^
winterrose
03-28-2008, 08:47 AM
Well..we ARE strippers, which means we automatically have a drug problem and 12 illegitimate kids from 12 different baby-daddies who pimp us out and beat us when we come home.
Duh!
;D too funny. and the sad part is they think this. What's funnier is when they ask you how much you have to bring home to keep the "old Man" happy
RoseLeigh
03-28-2008, 09:02 AM
;D too funny. and the sad part is they think this. What's funnier is when they ask you how much you have to bring home to keep the "old Man" happy
At that point you've got to use it to your advantage *sniff* I have to bring home $500 or I won't have money to feed my babies. *boo hoo* ;D
Lysondra
03-29-2008, 04:46 AM
Be careful what you wish for......
Wtf...?
I have had cancer.
I am sterile because of it.
Lysondra
03-29-2008, 04:48 AM
It's actually true.^
Thank you.
And me pulling the cancer card is what they freaking GET for insulting me.
I've had guys say stupid ass shit. The one I wrote about a few months ago who said (after not seeing me for a few months), "Your hair used to be much softer..." (Wtf) and then "You should have never had your boobs done... they looked so great natural"... and THEN, "Well, I'll probably not see you again since I dont get dances with enhanced girls". (all the while as I am dancing on his lap)
I couldnt think of anything nasty to say back so I just played it off and let him leave. Loser.
GoldCoastGirl
03-30-2008, 07:23 AM
Saturday night. The only asshole I have encountered all night that night:
"Why would I let my Uncle get a dance from you? You have a face like a wombat."
He was being an ass on purpose too so I just walked away.
Lysondra
03-30-2008, 08:03 AM
Like a wombat? Hahahaha.
SundayMorning
03-30-2008, 08:10 AM
Wombats are really freaking cute!
peanutbutter007
03-30-2008, 10:08 AM
This wasn't said by a customer at work. It was just said to me yesterday when I went to pick up my egg drop soup from this Chinese restaurant down the way.
"I could dip you in some bbq sauce and work you like a rib." Mean or jerk-like no...funny...yes! I hadn't heard a pick up line like that in ages.
CorinneKell
03-31-2008, 01:35 AM
BBQ sauce and working you like a rib RflMAO. That's great
GoldCoastGirl
03-31-2008, 04:16 AM
Wombats are really freaking cute!
I adore wombats and one day want to be a foster carer for some ... and call them all Larry! ( watch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIM-y-CjXbE to find out why! i adore that tv ad!!) However, that guy was being an ass and didn't mean it in a nice way. I walked away as I didn't want to waste any more energy on such a loser. He didn't even deserve a brilliant come-back.
Zinaida
03-31-2008, 01:28 PM
^Maybe the guy was a prophet. It meant that someday you will work with wombats.
I'd tell him he had a face like a turd.
CuriousSeeker
03-31-2008, 03:17 PM
Some guy called me the 'N-word' tonight. He grabbed my ears, trying to keep me from hearing and said to his buddy "She's very cute, but stupid". I said "Excuse me, I can hear you", so He said "You're a n...". I just had to walk away instead of punching him. It did seem to be racist night actually.
Maybe I am way thin-skinned, but just wow to this one. Is this the kind of thing where it's justified to tell the bouncer about this guy?
cameron_keys
03-31-2008, 03:22 PM
Saturday night. The only asshole I have encountered all night that night:
"Why would I let my Uncle get a dance from you? You have a face like a wombat."
He was being an ass on purpose too so I just walked away.
Whatever..wombats are ADORABLE!! I mean come on..it just doesn tget much cuter then this...
Lysondra
04-01-2008, 05:38 AM
Second one is a possum. :P
RoseLeigh
04-01-2008, 05:58 AM
Maybe I am way thin-skinned, but just wow to this one. Is this the kind of thing where it's justified to tell the bouncer about this guy?
Yeah it was weird, I wasn't sure where to go with that. More weird because I'm a white chicky-guys generally think I'm Latina. Or mixed. Me and my pastiness.
Oooh wombat.
cameron_keys
04-01-2008, 07:37 AM
Second one is a possum. :P
It said wombat..>:( I"ve never seen a possum look like that..and they're all over here.
Lysondra
04-01-2008, 09:10 AM
That's cuz you have ugly American possums...
http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&q=australian+possum&btnG=Google+Search&meta=
http://www.richard-seaman.com/Mammals/Australia/Possum.jpg
Possum
http://www.photoseek.com/04AUS-30201-Wombat.jpg
Wombat.
Wombats can't even get into treez, so dat cannot be wombat.
cameron_keys
04-01-2008, 09:18 AM
Awww...Aussie possums are so much cuter then American ones!!! Boo for the site that listed it as a wombat..stupid interwebz
Lysondra
04-01-2008, 09:46 AM
Aussie possums adorkable...
http://aussie_news_views.typepad.com/aussie_news_views/images/hyde_park_possum_orphan.jpg
http://www.herman.com.au/ZZPossum,Mother&BabyL618N40007.JPG
http://www.kanyanawildlife.org.au/images/baby-possum1.jpg
Okay,maybe not this one.
See.. the magical land of Australia even has better POSSUMS... so *lurelurelure*
cameron_keys
04-01-2008, 10:09 AM
Are you trying to convince me to move to Australia?? Cause it may not take much bribing...cute animals, actual wilderness,hot strippah sexin with mah twin....hmmmm...wonder if I could convince a custie to buy me tickets to Australia...
Lysondra
04-01-2008, 10:16 AM
Dear TOO,
Fuck the engagement ring. Get her the ticket.
Love, your ho,
Lizzie.
gingerlee
04-01-2008, 04:09 PM
Awww Aussie possums are cute! American possums are nowhere near that cute.
TheTempest
04-01-2008, 04:57 PM
Awww Aussie possums are cute! American possums are nowhere near that cute.
Let's just say it, American possums are freaking ugly as sin.
Lysondra
04-01-2008, 05:20 PM
http://images.acclaimimages.com/_gallery/_SM/0024-0506-3021-0548_SM.jpg
http://www.wettropics.gov.au/st/rainforest_explorer/Resources/Images/animals/mammals/whiteLemuroidPossum.jpg
*lurelurelurenet*
ViolaStrings
04-01-2008, 05:30 PM
These aren't the worst, but...
I walked up to a table of guys.
Me: Hi, would you guys like some company?
Dude: Well, you're welcome to sit down and rest your feet.
Me: (sensing they're cheap, so I should go for the kill now or cut my losses) It's so much more fun to dance and drink together! Get to know each other and have some fun! You know, the double D!
Dude: We're not you're type.
Uhhhh... what? Because I want to get paid for my time by doing my job at my place of work I'm not your type? GTFO.
I was sitting with guy #1 and his friend, guy #2, made a motion with his finger like cutting off a head or slitting a throat behind my back, thinking I wouldn't see, when I asked the guy to either negotiate with me for my time or take me back to VIP. Telling your friend to kill it because I'm trying to be compensated for my time. Fucking asshole guy #2 declined VIP with another girl because she wouldn't fuck him. Guy #1 seemed cooler, he was like "He's just being a jerk" Well, it turned out they were both jerks.
CuriousSeeker
04-01-2008, 05:45 PM
I'm finding guys who are alone are way less jerky than guys who have arrived even with just one friend. Guys in a group frankly scare me.
Brendita
04-01-2008, 05:56 PM
Guy sat there while I danced for him on stage, then held up a dollar and waved it and said "You arent even worth this dollar." Got up and walked away before I had a chance to say anything back.
SundayMorning
04-01-2008, 05:57 PM
I'm finding guys who are alone are way less jerky than guys who have arrived even with just one friend. Guys in a group frankly scare me.
Me too. Boys get vicious in packs. They egg each other on and think it's funny.