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ellebelle
04-01-2008, 07:17 PM
Not all Aussie possums are cute!! My chihuahua tried to take one on once, and I had to come rescue him. Both Rotti (my old dog) and I came out the losers. I still have scars on my arms from where it scratched me and bit me.
I guess they're kind of like cats, there's the cute little ones, and then there are the scary massive feral ones :/ Possums scare me now
gingerlee
04-01-2008, 07:47 PM
Me too. Boys get vicious in packs. They egg each other on and think it's funny.
Quoted for truth. And, in my experiences at least, the younger the guys are the worse they are when they get together.
CuriousSeeker
04-01-2008, 07:58 PM
Tips on handling a group if they call you over? (who knows if they'll even buy a dance)
cameron_keys
04-01-2008, 08:05 PM
Tips on handling a group if they call you over? (who knows if they'll even buy a dance)
I actually do really well with groups usually. My MO is usually to pick out the guy who's either 1) the ringleader or 2) does or says something stupid and rip them to SHREDS. Guys LOVE watching their friends dogged by a hot chick...inevitably they will buy dances or tip me because I'm so "cool"::)
MissAlethea
04-02-2008, 02:31 AM
I had to add to this thread after tonight... not only was it young guys, in a group, it was a bunch of roid-raging UFC fighters.... Jesus Christ on a pogo stick. Assholes. Every one of them. (Now granted, one of our bouncers also does UFC, and he's cool as hell- but his testicles are still full size...) So the sponser dude took all his fighters out for a night on the town, and was footing the bill for it all. No problem, right?
Except after I did a couple of dances for one of the fighters, we walked back to the table, and he looks me up and down, he says "I dunno. Are you sure you're worth $60?"
My dude then replies: "Just give her like, 20, she'll go away."
EXCUSE ME?
He almost died, and all the championships in the world couldn't have saved him.
Story ended with me getting my money by stealing his shoes. Which I learned here. So thank you Stripperweb.
I hope a bunch of other UFC guys come in tomorrow night, and I can give the biggest, meanest one free lapdances in exchange for a promise to feed the asshole his own spine if he goes up against him.
CherryBomb954
04-02-2008, 03:27 AM
"Wow, you are such a pretty girl. Nice breasts too. It's a shame you have ruined yourself with those tattoos, though. I would take you in VIP or get more dances, but I am sorry, your tattoos distract me too much. Bet you regret getting them, huh?" (shakes head)
............AGAIN!!!!
Time, and time, and time again. This same fucking comment. I am so OVER it. If you can't say something nice, just don't say it. If my tattoos bother you that much, why did you say yes to a dance in the first place?!!? To seize the opportunity to put me down? Get a fucking life, man.
cameron_keys
04-02-2008, 07:14 AM
"Wow, you are such a pretty girl. Nice breasts too. It's a shame you have ruined yourself with those tattoos, though. I would take you in VIP or get more dances, but I am sorry, your tattoos distract me too much. Bet you regret getting them, huh?" (shakes head)
............AGAIN!!!!
Time, and time, and time again. This same fucking comment. I am so OVER it. If you can't say something nice, just don't say it. If my tattoos bother you that much, why did you say yes to a dance in the first place?!!? To seize the opportunity to put me down? Get a fucking life, man.
Next time tell them that you are happier right then then ever that you go them,because they saved you from having to dance for an asshole like him.
SundayMorning
04-02-2008, 07:36 AM
Lol, I was making small talk with a customer the other night and I'm flirting, we're talking about dancing and sex and whatnot and I mention that I have a husband. He pauses, asks if he knows that I dance, I say yeah he's fine with it. He then says "I lost interest in our conversation, you're too liberal for me!"
:O
Changed his mind though and he ended up getting SEVERAL dances from me. But wtf, we can talk about sex, shaking my ass, etc but mentioning that my husband and I have a steady, secure relationship is too LIBERAL?
NewMoon
04-02-2008, 07:38 AM
Maybe him saying you are "too liberal" was just his way of saying "you ruined my fantasy."
Zinaida
04-02-2008, 10:30 AM
I would take you in VIP or get more dances
Yeah suuuuuure, cheap bastard. If your tats were so appalling to him he wouldn't have gotten the first dance anyway. Jack ass.
J_Lynne
04-02-2008, 11:03 AM
jkajsdklfsd
Cameo
04-04-2008, 01:45 PM
I was eating a few Doritos chips one night and a customer, while smoking and drinking, told me that they were unhealthy for me. Ahem!
Lysondra
04-04-2008, 05:32 PM
^I had a guy tell me that chips (the fry kind) would make me fat. He was drinking heavy beer from a freaking jug and had a pregnant beer belly.
CherryBomb954
04-04-2008, 06:17 PM
^I had a guy tell me that chips (the fry kind) would make me fat. He was drinking heavy beer from a freaking jug and had a pregnant beer belly.
Kind of reminds me of the time a 400 lb. man who could hardly fit in his chair, or breathe, for that matter, told me I sure could "afford to lose a couple pounds"
Hmmmm....what wrong with that picture?
Lysondra
04-04-2008, 06:27 PM
Kind of reminds me of the time a 400 lb. man who could hardly fit in his chair, or breathe, for that matter, told me I sure could "afford to lose a couple pounds"
Hmmmm....what wrong with that picture?
What, so he can have them?
murdock
04-04-2008, 06:34 PM
"Are you a guy? Are you a FAGGOT? EWWW! You're a FAGGOT!"
The homophobia thing is jerky, but actually I found the whole thing pretty funny. I'd just been on stage so you'd think he would've noticed my lack of a cock when I was dancing around naked. Also, if I was a guy trying to pass as a girl I'd be making a bit more effort at it :P
It made me laugh, hard.
CherryBomb954
04-04-2008, 06:40 PM
"Are you a guy? Are you a FAGGOT? EWWW! You're a FAGGOT!"
The homophobia thing is jerky, but actually I found the whole thing pretty funny. I'd just been on stage so you'd think he would've noticed my lack of a cock when I was dancing around naked. Also, if I was a guy trying to pass as a girl I'd be making a bit more effort at it :P
It made me laugh, hard.
I had a guy tip me a dollar on stage the other night, said he had to get close up to "check for balls"......?
I was like "huh?" he referred to the tattoo on my chest and said him and his friends thought it was a patch of hair. Hmm.
Cameo
04-05-2008, 02:23 PM
Another time a customer noted how large boobs I had for being real and asked if I had had kids.
No wonder these guys have to pay for female attention!
So so sooo true!!
la429
04-05-2008, 02:32 PM
Well I don't shave that much down there. I'm trimmed. So occasionally I get comments on my carpet. Most of the time they are positive. So one night this dumb ass young guy was like "I would make you shave before I would ever fuck you." This is when I get off stage and I'm collecting my tips. This wasn't us having some lengthy convo or anything. I just smirked and told him I wouldn't fuck him either way!
la429
04-05-2008, 02:36 PM
"Wow, you are such a pretty girl. Nice breasts too. It's a shame you have ruined yourself with those tattoos, though. I would take you in VIP or get more dances, but I am sorry, your tattoos distract me too much. Bet you regret getting them, huh?" (shakes head)
............AGAIN!!!!
Time, and time, and time again. This same fucking comment. I am so OVER it. If you can't say something nice, just don't say it. If my tattoos bother you that much, why did you say yes to a dance in the first place?!!? To seize the opportunity to put me down? Get a fucking life, man.
That happens to me a lot too! They always start to compliment and then proceed to tell me that I "ruined" my body. I always ask if they want to give me the money to have them removed otherwise shut the fuck up!!! >:(
CherryBomb954
04-05-2008, 03:44 PM
That happens to me a lot too! They always start to compliment and then proceed to tell me that I "ruined" my body. I always ask if they want to give me the money to have them removed otherwise shut the fuck up!!! >:(
I'm glad you can relate to me on this. I never have the nerve to say something snappy back, I wish I did. I always fantasize later about open-hand pimp slapping them across the face}:D
la429
04-05-2008, 05:17 PM
I'm glad you can relate to me on this. I never have the nerve to say something snappy back, I wish I did. I always fantasize later about open-hand pimp slapping them across the face
:laughing:
JustJayda
04-05-2008, 10:49 PM
Well I don't shave that much down there. I'm trimmed. So occasionally I get comments on my carpet. Most of the time they are positive. So one night this dumb ass young guy was like "I would make you shave before I would ever fuck you." This is when I get off stage and I'm collecting my tips. This wasn't us having some lengthy convo or anything. I just smirked and told him I wouldn't fuck him either way!
Okay.....wait, did this happen where I think it did?, did you complain about it to another girl *cough cough*, and then she went over to him and his group in the "pit" and bitched them out? :-\
Callie949
03-23-2010, 09:34 AM
Just last night, there was a group of guys sitting at the tip rail when I went on stage. I went right to them because it was slow and they were the only ones sitting that close. I started slow (as usual) and the first thing out of the guys mouth is "come on, is that all you got?!" then proceeded to talk with his friends about how they were going to get a dance from the girl before me. Naturally for the rest of my set I turned my back and ignored them to dance for thin air instead. I kept hearing these ass hole comments too about how I should be fired from the club and I was boring and how did I get hired in the first place.
I wanted so bad to say something bitch to insult them as well but I kept my mouth shut, and right after my set was done I went home. It was a horrible night.
Simone NinaNin
03-23-2010, 10:04 AM
How shitty! What nasty, tiny dicked men. They are paying to see YOU naked and they have the nerve to insult you! WTF? They are like the school yard Bully who is really just a coward underneath.
I always find that the best revenge is to turn it around and take all their money. I suck it up whanever I can and turn super sweet. If they are so mean that I can't get it together, I just turn around and walk away like you did. Good for you!
I hope you do something really nice for yourself today.
xoxo
Simone
Just last night, there was a group of guys sitting at the tip rail when I went on stage. I went right to them because it was slow and they were the only ones sitting that close. I started slow (as usual) and the first thing out of the guys mouth is "come on, is that all you got?!" then proceeded to talk with his friends about how they were going to get a dance from the girl before me. Naturally for the rest of my set I turned my back and ignored them to dance for thin air instead. I kept hearing these ass hole comments too about how I should be fired from the club and I was boring and how did I get hired in the first place.
I wanted so bad to say something bitch to insult them as well but I kept my mouth shut, and right after my set was done I went home. It was a horrible night.
Athenathefabulous
03-23-2010, 10:26 AM
Just last night, there was a group of guys sitting at the tip rail when I went on stage. I went right to them because it was slow and they were the only ones sitting that close. I started slow (as usual) and the first thing out of the guys mouth is "come on, is that all you got?!" then proceeded to talk with his friends about how they were going to get a dance from the girl before me. Naturally for the rest of my set I turned my back and ignored them to dance for thin air instead. I kept hearing these ass hole comments too about how I should be fired from the club and I was boring and how did I get hired in the first place.
I wanted so bad to say something bitch to insult them as well but I kept my mouth shut, and right after my set was done I went home. It was a horrible night.
I get this comment a lot because i refuse to work hard for their dollars. one customer even threatened to go to the manager on me last week because i wouldnt work for his dollar! He ended up actually complaining to the floor guy (assumed that any male in the SC was in charge?)
Yea--- when i get these guys i do what i call the 'no tipping dance'. I go to the far side of the stage or other side of the pole, turn around, role my eyes, put my hands over my boobs, and very obviously boredly sway back and forth. i can do this for a whole set if i feel like it. usually though another customer will see the exchange and be amused and come tip me. i do it in a comical fashion, it has a surprisingly good rate of gettng customers to come up and tip me!
Callie949
03-23-2010, 11:02 AM
I get this comment a lot because i refuse to work hard for their dollars. one customer even threatened to go to the manager on me last week because i wouldnt work for his dollar! He ended up actually complaining to the floor guy (assumed that any male in the SC was in charge?)
Yea--- when i get these guys i do what i call the 'no tipping dance'. I go to the far side of the stage or other side of the pole, turn around, role my eyes, put my hands over my boobs, and very obviously boredly sway back and forth. i can do this for a whole set if i feel like it. usually though another customer will see the exchange and be amused and come tip me. i do it in a comical fashion, it has a surprisingly good rate of gettng customers to come up and tip me!
OOO I wish I could just be a bitch and do that, saddly my bitchy remarks come to late when I am replaying the evening back in my head, honestly, though it was only my third night and it hurt so I just had to leave.
I anticipate many more comments to which I have many come backs from, now that I am reading here. Thanks!
Athenathefabulous
03-23-2010, 11:06 AM
OOO I wish I could just be a bitch and do that, saddly my bitchy remarks come to late when I am replaying the evening back in my head, honestly, though it was only my third night and it hurt so I just had to leave.
I anticipate many more comments to which I have many come backs from, now that I am reading here. Thanks!
Yea if you are a newbie, be prepared for guys to ask 'thats all i get?' ALL the time. after a while you wont need to think of hte bitchy remarks, because you will have heard the retarded comment so many times that the bitchy retort will be readily at hand.
Yea dont be nice to these guys. they are scum. if i get shit like this , i will only continue doing a good stage show if there are other customers present who are tipping. and then sometimes i will even give the other customers a better show than i would have otherwise just to piss off the 'work for that dollar' rude guys.
but if its slow and nobody is at the rail besides a few assholes, at best they get a lame show with my tits covered and at worst.... well lets just say my stilleto has made contact with more than one head ;).
Callie949
03-23-2010, 03:31 PM
I like it! I am still kinda general with my moves and they aren't very big because Im still a little shakey in the heels. I practice in front of my mirror at home but thats in a carpet room so its even harder to balance.
Im having a tough time with my hustle anyway maybe being a bitch would help my confidence! :D
Mine's pretty tame and it's at least humorous.
Some guy last Saturday was just kind of watching on stage with this not impressed whatever look on his face. I decided to bust his chops about it. He raises his eyebrows and says "Well, you just need better moves." Eh whatever, I have been complimented by the club staff and waitresses and was told when I was hired that my dancing was really sensual and hot. Not to mention all of the guys who drop cash on me and the $70 tips or whatever. So I just brush it off, this guy's giving me tips anyhow. Not everyone has the same taste anyhow.
Then the weirdness begins, "You know, you should have a gimmick. You should grow in a bush. Then you'd be like a circus freak. People would probably come from all over to see you then. Yeah, you should grow a bush. It'd be an oddity."
So, I didn't really appreciate the implication that I was a freak but thankfully tons of bachelor parties came in so I could ignore him. And REALLY if you're going to take things personally from these dudes, what are you doing here!?!? At least he was tipping.
Lola_sinn
03-23-2010, 04:14 PM
I'm sure I've heard a lot that have rolled off my back, but here's one that sticks out in my mind:
Deaf guy comes into the club. He has his wife with him and they are sitting at the stage and tipping and she is talking to the girls. I walk around after my set and walk up to them. He shakes his head at her and she tries to wave me past.
Me: Hey guys, when you sit at the stage you have to tip everyone.
Her: We know that, we've been handing out dollars all night! But we only tip when we think they deserve it.
Me: :gnasher::mad::finger:
I was SOOOO fucking offended. I let it roll off my back at the time and said something like "you don't have to be rude about it" because there was a big enthusiastic crowd and I didn't really have the time to get mad. But damn. This happened months ago and it still irks me for some reason.
Victoria669Jones
03-23-2010, 04:48 PM
A guy came into my chatroom once and I asked him how he was, he replied "I'm good. Pity you aren't." and left. ;D I actually Lol'd about that for a while.
CKXXX
03-23-2010, 09:19 PM
Yea if you are a newbie, be prepared for guys to ask 'thats all i get?' ALL the time. after a while you wont need to think of hte bitchy remarks, because you will have heard the retarded comment so many times that the bitchy retort will be readily at hand.
Yea dont be nice to these guys. they are scum. if i get shit like this , i will only continue doing a good stage show if there are other customers present who are tipping. and then sometimes i will even give the other customers a better show than i would have otherwise just to piss off the 'work for that dollar' rude guys.
but if its slow and nobody is at the rail besides a few assholes, at best they get a lame show with my tits covered and at worst.... well lets just say my stilleto has made contact with more than one head ;).
Ive actually sat on stage in a lotus position and meditated. When guys said anything I said when you tip, I strip. When you dont I meditate about how douchy and cheap you are.
Athenathefabulous
03-26-2010, 08:01 AM
Ive actually sat on stage in a lotus position and meditated. When guys said anything I said when you tip, I strip. When you dont I meditate about how douchy and cheap you are.
LMAO!!!! This is the best idea ive heard all week!!!!!!!!!!!! }:D
DesuvsDeath
03-26-2010, 08:11 AM
Semi recently. My friends had been dragging me out, sooo. I'd been doing more than my share of drinking... so I'd gained maybe 5-6 pounds... I had a customer GRAB my stomach mid dance and go "I don't remember you being such a fucking fatass last time I was in"...
Athenathefabulous
03-26-2010, 08:17 AM
Semi recently. My friends had been dragging me out, sooo. I'd been doing more than my share of drinking... so I'd gained maybe 5-6 pounds... I had a customer GRAB my stomach mid dance and go "I don't remember you being such a fucking fatass last time I was in"...
wow. i actually would have slapped him. what a shitty thing to say to someone.
im sorry :hug:.
ivygirl
04-09-2010, 09:54 AM
a 19 y/o with a fake id comes in, grabs my stomach and said hes not impressed.
GlitterBexie
04-09-2010, 10:02 AM
I was talking to a lad i kno/am seeing outside my club for a few mins while he passed by to go to another bar to meet his friends. A customer was outside having a cigarette, he asked my boy if he was my bf coz if he was ''did you kno she's a stripper, you should probably go get tested tommorow!!'' i nearly DIED!!! Obviously im a stipper! Obviously he knows im a stripper!! But, how dare this customer insinuate that im a slag and a vestibule for sexually transmitted diseases!!! To a boy i like who ive been on two dates with!!! Wanted the ground to swallow me up!!
Simone NinaNin
04-09-2010, 10:07 AM
I was talking to a lad i kno/am seeing outside my club for a few mins while he passed by to go to another bar to meet his friends. A customer was outside having a cigarette, he asked my boy if he was my bf coz if he was ''did you kno she's a stripper, you should probably go get tested tommorow!!'' i nearly DIED!!! Obviously im a stipper! Obviously he knows im a stripper!! But, how dare this customer insinuate that im a slag and a vestibule for sexually transmitted diseases!!! To a boy i like who ive been on two dates with!!! Wanted the ground to swallow me up!!
OMG! What happened? How did your guy react?
Evan86
04-09-2010, 05:25 PM
:d
naw, you tell the little prick; "well you better get that fat fucker on a diet now!"
bwa ha haaa!!!!!!
DominoDiva
04-09-2010, 08:41 PM
some customers make me sick, period.
GlitterBexie
04-10-2010, 06:12 AM
OMG! What happened? How did your guy react?
He just sorta looked at them and went ''jealous!?'' And by the time id got home he text me saying ''you ok?'' He is a really nice lad, jus hope he can deal with knobheads like that! x Seem to be getting a lot of picks in my club of late, Didnt feel very good at work last night, specially since im having a non-earning period, so im wondering if its the club or me!
GlitterBexie
04-10-2010, 06:40 AM
Also, coz i forgot this little gem from last sunday...
''I not getting a dance off you, i remember how ugly you were at school, it's ruin it for me''
Gee....thanks....(this comment came after i refused to go home with him....
Same guy...
Him - ''I want you flick your cunt all night long''
Me - ''I'll be honest, chat up lines which include the word ''cunt'' do not usually result in me giving out my lovin'!''
I saw him and his friends three days later in a bar, he came up and apologised for being so rude! It was funny coz apparently he'd just been talking to them about how id been in the stip club, what he'd said/what i'd said, and when he walked into the bar he went RED and i tooootally called him out on his chat up technique!!His frinds laughed and so did i! It was ace hehe! :D
Jessie_tinydancer
04-10-2010, 06:43 AM
I had a customer take me for a dance and point out everything he didn't like. I think it was pick-up tactic. The kind that normally work on chicks with low self-esteem, not me.
Some of what I can remember...
- wow your boobs are small are you gonna get implants
- points to my sternum and says there is a little tiny split in your sternum (lol it is so small I'd never even noticed it before)
- points at a vein and says "whats that?" You should get that checked out.
- your hair looks better when you wear it straight
- why do you wear so much eye makeup
I'm sure there was more, but I can't remember. I felt like slapping the shit out of him and storming out, but instead I just giggled most of it off, acted dumb and laughed inside while he extended twice. I know we aren't paid to put up with that shit, but I got satisfaction and revenge from taking his money.
GlitterBexie
04-10-2010, 06:58 AM
^^^^thats the best bit, i knew exactly what he was trying to do, knock me down, before ever so kindly trying to pick me up by offering sweetly to have sex with me! hahaha, bless, like i didnt know what was going on! I might play dumb but he was an arse! Got a dance out of his mate, and then they all apologised for being so rude so i spose i won in the end! :D
DominoDiva
04-10-2010, 07:06 AM
picky customers! yes, i had one of these a while back. out of 20 girls he chooses me for a VIP.
i start to dance and all i get is critism.
"you got any lingera? i prefer it"
" got anything white you can wear instead"
"why you dancing? sit down" (So i sit down)
"why you sitting there im paying you to dance arnt i?"
"i like blonde better" (im brunette)
im like after so much of it
" you do realise theres like 20 other girls you could of chose, you chose me, so deal with it, this is what im wearing, im brunette, an will you make your mind up whether you want me to dance or not coz your time is short"
he was so irritating, grrrr lol.
jess xxxxx
GlitterBexie
04-10-2010, 08:19 AM
^^^short bald undercutter came in for u last night, he was quizzing me as to where you were, where had you gone, why were you not in work, i just kinda looked at him and went 'meh' .... x
Me - ''Hiya, erm, can i just...''
Customer - ''Sorry love, It takes a lot to impress me, and you don't pass''
Me - ''I didnt know this was a quiz, i just want the chair that's behind you...''
Pretty_Penny
04-10-2010, 09:06 AM
When guys hold up a dollar and say "thats all you got?" I say "is THAT all YOUVE got?"
If they say something else like "you need to work for it" or "come on!" I just tell them "if you're that attached to your dollar, maybe you need it more than I do, you go ahead and keep it".
My knees are already fucked from years of getting down on the catwalk and doing wayyyy too much floorwork for "a dollar" so now, no, I'm not doing all of that BS unless you're tipping me 5s (as in more than one) or more. In fact, to me doing "all of that" is just as much work as doing a lap dance (maybe more) so why the fuck girls will work that hard for a dollar... is beyond me.
Pretty_Penny
04-10-2010, 09:11 AM
picky customers! yes, i had one of these a while back. out of 20 girls he chooses me for a VIP.
i start to dance and all i get is critism.
"you got any lingera? i prefer it"
" got anything white you can wear instead"
"why you dancing? sit down" (So i sit down)
"why you sitting there im paying you to dance arnt i?"
"i like blonde better" (im brunette)
im like after so much of it
" you do realise theres like 20 other girls you could of chose, you chose me, so deal with it, this is what im wearing, im brunette, an will you make your mind up whether you want me to dance or not coz your time is short"
he was so irritating, grrrr lol.
jess xxxxx
I feel you. I have an almost allergic reaction to customer nit-picking now. It amazes me how many guys will buy dances from me, VIP, whatever and then start saying "have you ever thought of growing your hair out" or "you know what you should do? dye your hair blonde." or "so why the goth/punk/etc look?" or "why do you have your nose/eyebrow pierced?"
Like, just fucking accept me or leave me the hell alone. I don't want to discuss why I choose the way I choose to look anymore than you want to tell me why you bought a salmon colored golf polo, or if you've ever thought about losing weight or getting hair plugs.
Simone NinaNin
04-10-2010, 12:36 PM
Also, coz i forgot this little gem from last sunday...
''I not getting a dance off you, i remember how ugly you were at school, it's ruin it for me''
Gee....thanks....(this comment came after i refused to go home with him....
Same guy...
Him - ''I want you flick your cunt all night long''
Me - ''I'll be honest, chat up lines which include the word ''cunt'' do not usually result in me giving out my lovin'!''
I saw him and his friends three days later in a bar, he came up and apologised for being so rude! It was funny coz apparently he'd just been talking to them about how id been in the stip club, what he'd said/what i'd said, and when he walked into the bar he went RED and i tooootally called him out on his chat up technique!!His frinds laughed and so did i! It was ace hehe! :D
what a dick head! (customer) your BF seems really cool and supportive though. I hope it works out.