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GlitterBexie
04-10-2010, 09:07 PM
what a dick head! (customer) your BF seems really cool and supportive though. I hope it works out.
I wish he was my bf, he seems like a nice lad, altho, he has inexplicably (i love that word)stopped texting back, ive given him the three text rule, ((text bk/reply msg to last txt sent, then an 'oi'...many hours later, 'no texts, how rude, cheek y cheeky hehe etc')) so now, balls in his court ... :( x Thank u tho hun :) Customers are dickheads for sure!!
Simone NinaNin
04-11-2010, 01:07 AM
I wish he was my bf, he seems like a nice lad, altho, he has inexplicably (i love that word)stopped texting back, ive given him the three text rule, ((text bk/reply msg to last txt sent, then an 'oi'...many hours later, 'no texts, how rude, cheek y cheeky hehe etc')) so now, balls in his court ... :( x Thank u tho hun :) Customers are dickheads for sure!!
Men! I was with a man for 3 years who I thought was the love of my life. He was the greatest and then in February he just texted me and said that we are broken up and would not talk to me. I have't seen him since. Arrghhhhhhh! I feel you sista.
DominoDiva
04-12-2010, 09:05 AM
^^^short bald undercutter came in for u last night, he was quizzing me as to where you were, where had you gone, why were you not in work, i just kinda looked at him and went 'meh' .... x
Me - ''Hiya, erm, can i just...''
Customer - ''Sorry love, It takes a lot to impress me, and you don't pass''
Me - ''I didnt know this was a quiz, i just want the chair that's behind you...''
omg that idiot, whats he want me for! not after the last time i spoke to him haha, i must of hurt his pride pretty damn good.
theres this guy who used to be a doorman, i wasnt there when he did the doors at the club i work at, but anyway, he always tries to undercut and the owner lets him, its £40 for 15 min in VIP, he throws £20 at the guy at the till and proceeds to walk onto VIP expecting 15 mins, now yes, i have done it b4 when i was "new" but now i got a good pair of stripper balls on me lol
i says somethin along the lines of, " your not fucking undercuttin me, i know you got money, you spent the full 40 on me last night, why do you do this all the time"
hes like "well you want it or not",
(by the way the manager is standing there watching)
i goes " you can go get some other girl to do it, im not that depirate, you pay what everyone else pays"
not the exact words i used but you get the drift,
manager said it was my choice, and that i was in the right. this guy didnt come in for a few weeks, must of made him feel smaller than he is (he's tiny) lol.
jess xxxxx
GlitterBexie
04-20-2010, 11:58 AM
^^^He is TINY bastard! What a knob! Argh!
Super line from a knobhead this weekend...
His mates had bought him a dance with me, he turned round and goes
''Ergh, i woulnd't have chosen that one''
I looked him, threw his money back at him and went
''no need to be fucking rude!''
He came up and apologised and actually had the dance, said he was joking etc, but he really threw me off for about ten mins, wasn't expecting it at all! I love you Domino, you have taught me the ways of not taking shit off customers!
ivygirl
04-21-2010, 12:30 AM
I had to run a naked lap around the pool table since i lost the game...
"Oh she won't mind running around naked, it's her job. see how easy it was? all strippers are easy like that. i bet you i could bend her over this table now."
ivygirl
04-21-2010, 12:30 AM
oh also ive had a guy tell me "i am not impressed. bye."
kitana
04-21-2010, 03:57 AM
Yea if you are a newbie, be prepared for guys to ask 'thats all i get?'
For guys like that, you look down at their dollar and ask in a VERY shocked/insulted/pouty way "is that all you were expecting to pay?"
Usually shuts them up.
Oh another good one this past weekend.
FAT dude, I mean like a good 400lbs easy fat, pokes me in the belly, and says "you could stand to loose some weight, baby."
Me: "and if I do loose weight, you could stand NOT to find it, looks like you already found enough as is pumpkin."
He got pissed, but his buddy started rolling laughing and tipped me a $20, lol.
I have had ENOUGH with asshole custys. Really, I am done. They want to dish it out to boost their own ego, I am going to give it RIGHT BACK in spades.
femmefatale88
04-22-2010, 12:10 AM
Me: "Can I sit with you?"
Customer : "Sure but I'm not interested".
I should have told him don't flatter yourself, you are just an old man.
Another mean thing someone asked me was "do you eat?"
also, "we like girls who eat".
I do fucking eat, assholes.
hot4ablackchick
04-22-2010, 02:28 PM
Last week I was sitting with a custy and we were having converstation. It was the usual pleasant bullshit. In the middle of the conversation he says, "Excuse me for just a second. I am going to go tip the girl onstage, I'll be right back." I say "Ok," and sit there and wait. He tips the girl and she has only has about 20 seconds left of her set, so I figure he'll come back when she's done. He continues to sit there even when the next girl comes up. Once the next girls first song is over, I get up and move to another seat. He never even looked back to see if I was still sitting there waiting for him.
Not the jerkiest thing, but he could have said "It was nice meeting you," or "Have a good night," or any other polite blow off things. Clearly he just wanted to get away from me and wasn't interested, but he didn't need to say he'd be right back and let me sit there like an idiot. Usually I would have blown off a guy myself who did that but since the room was very slow, I wanted to see if I could sell to him.
ivygirl
04-22-2010, 03:48 PM
Not so much said as done (a lot of shitty stuff has been happening lately!)
He had a BIG stack of singles, and wasn't talking to any girls - they'd all left him bc he wasn't spending money. I figured, well maybe I'm different? Talk to him for 3 songs and get called up on stage. He tells me "since you spent time with me and talked to me, I'll take care of you." He comes to the stage and slaps my ass with 100$ bill. That i didnt even get to keep.
Juliette25
04-22-2010, 03:53 PM
Not so much said as done (a lot of shitty stuff has been happening lately!)
He had a BIG stack of singles, and wasn't talking to any girls - they'd all left him bc he wasn't spending money. I figured, well maybe I'm different? Talk to him for 3 songs and get called up on stage. He tells me "since you spent time with me and talked to me, I'll take care of you." He comes to the stage and slaps my ass with 100$ bill. That i didnt even get to keep.
What a fucking weirdo.
ivygirl
04-22-2010, 03:54 PM
What a fucking weirdo.
i KNOW!! he was a thug wanna be and had his stacks only for the purpose of waving it around for the rap songs.
DominoDiva
04-23-2010, 05:10 AM
i dont get why you didnt get to keep it?
xx jess
Juliette25
04-23-2010, 08:07 AM
i KNOW!! he was a thug wanna be and had his stacks only for the purpose of waving it around for the rap songs.
LOL oh my god what a lameass.
ivygirl
04-23-2010, 11:29 AM
i dont get why you didnt get to keep it?
xx jess
all he did was slap my ass with it and put it back in his pocket.
DominoDiva
04-23-2010, 12:06 PM
oooooh i thought u meant he slapped it on ur ass, i didnt know he took it back, what a dick!
jess xx
Mindy Bares All
04-23-2010, 12:40 PM
i was sitting with a group of guys, politely chatting with one of them. all of a sudden he says to me, "if i give you $20 will you go away?"
Did you take it? lol
kitinboots
04-25-2010, 12:00 PM
I've had some rude customers up in Paris. I'm english but my french is pretty good, so I always introduce myself in french. Numerous times my efforts were responded to with a mere flick of the wrist, to indicate that I should leave.
I also remember one guy beckoned me over and said he'd like me to dance for his friend, but wanted to speak with me beforehand. He was struggling in English so I switched to French. My accent may not be perfect, but its pretty damn good and I never had a problem with more than the odd word. A couple of sentences down the line and told me 'Speak in french.'
I repeated myself, slower, clearer.
'Speak in french.'
'I was. I am.'
'You don't speak any french?'
'J'ai juste expliqué - Je suis écossaise mais je parle assez bien le français... je suis ici pour le pratiquer...'
'I don't understand you. My english is not good. Speak in french.'
Infuriating!! I lost my patience and stormed off without a dance. Twat!
mediocrity
04-25-2010, 01:01 PM
I've had some rude customers up in Paris. I'm english but my french is pretty good, so I always introduce myself in french. Numerous times my efforts were responded to with a mere flick of the wrist, to indicate that I should leave.
I also remember one guy beckoned me over and said he'd like me to dance for his friend, but wanted to speak with me beforehand. He was struggling in English so I switched to French. My accent may not be perfect, but its pretty damn good and I never had a problem with more than the odd word. A couple of sentences down the line and told me 'Speak in french.'
I repeated myself, slower, clearer.
'Speak in french.'
'I was. I am.'
'You don't speak any french?'
'J'ai juste expliqué - Je suis écossaise mais je parle assez bien le français... je suis ici pour le pratiquer...'
'I don't understand you. My english is not good. Speak in french.'
Infuriating!! I lost my patience and stormed off without a dance. Twat!
Sometimes it's difficult to understand with another accent layered in it. Like I speak Quebecois. I have a rough time with accents from the South of France, but no issue with Moroccan french.
Valnice
04-25-2010, 01:37 PM
all he did was slap my ass with it and put it back in his pocket.
That's abusive!
XAnastasiaX
04-25-2010, 03:31 PM
Me: Takes top off slowly after second song onstage
Rude Man: Ewww why on earth would you put something through your nipple that's disgusting get away from me you scare me
Me: Nipple piercings are sexy unlike your manners or lack there of
My girlfriend later had this guy and heard what he said she made him come up to the stage and tip me 100 and applogize to me.
I also have guys who are intimidated by my height to which I tell them oh honey there is nothing wrong with looking up to a gorgeous woman or well you are right where you need to be ( points to boobs)
jennsweet
04-25-2010, 03:36 PM
i was called an "aids infested whore" once.... don't think i'll be forgeting that one anytime soon :/
wanderlust08
04-25-2010, 03:43 PM
i've heard lots of insulting things, but one thing that hit me really hard was
"you got bad teeth baby, you do meth?"
(this was right before i got hospitalized for my eating disorder. i was 73 lbs, ate half a protein bar per day, and would throw up about an hour after eating it. i would even make myself throw up after brushing my teeth because i was convinced there were calories in the toothpaste.)
idk for some reason that just always stuck with me. i mean, everyone saw i had bad teeth but i think most people could TELL i was ralphing constantly so they never said anything.
i was called an "aids infested whore" once.... don't think i'll be forgeting that one anytime soon :/
a couple days ago a guy called me a disease infested prostitute. Maybe we got the same guy.... are you in Dallas?
ViolaStrings
04-25-2010, 04:11 PM
^ those are always the ones who are pissed you don't offer extras for cheap, lolz.
jennsweet
04-25-2010, 04:20 PM
Never been to dallas... but i agree^ some of these guys come in, yet they're so pissed bc they can look but can't have. i brushed up against him as i was walking by, by accident, and he jerks his hand away and calls me that. it hurt and it still does kinda.... i'd never call a total stranger anything like that.
I laughed when my guy called me that. He can call me whatever he wants but it doesn't change the fact that he is fat and ugly and has to pay women to hang out with him, which is beyond pathetic. I made sure to point this out to him, and he STFU after that. He then tried saying, "I'm a good looking guy, lots of girls want to hook up with me." Keep telling yourself that buddy. ::)
jennsweet
04-25-2010, 05:22 PM
lol, they're so misguided! you must have heard them all to just brush nasty comments off like that... ~has any guy ever said something that got to you on a personal level? (you seem strong:)
lol, they're so misguided! you must have heard them all to just brush nasty comments off like that... ~has any guy ever said something that got to you on a personal level? (you seem strong:)
yeah, guys have said hurtful things and I would get upset.... but then one day I was like, WTF? These guys are the losers in here spending their money, why should I give a fuck what this pathetic loser thinks? LOL. I can get whatever guy I want outside of work, I know I'm beautiful, smart, etc. So now, insults like this evoke zero response out of me except for amusement at how oblivious the guy is to the whole situation, and how stupid he looks. Dancing has definitely helped me tap into my inner bitch. :D
kaylin07004
04-26-2010, 10:24 AM
One night a shot waitress was walking past and must have tripped, because she spilled her tray of shots just as I was getting to the corner of the stage to dance for a couple guys. Some of the shots were spilled on the stage and the older guy on the end looked startled so I joke and say
-"What did you do?! Trying to trip our shot girls?? *wink wink* *smile*"
you know because I hadn't even gotten a chance to say hi before the booze was spilled and thought it would be a funny way to break the ice. OHH NO this guy must have been WASTED because he went off.
"Excuse me? What the fuck did you say you stupid bitch? Don't you ever accuse me of something like that. I didn't do ANYTHING. Stupid bitch get the fuck out of here" etc etc
and I'm trying to explain it was a joke because I didn't know "how to approach him because I was nervous and made a stupid joke instead" which was BS because I was just being a wise ass. Anyway I was upset for a second just because I was totally caught off guard... but I was NOT going to let this guy have his way so I kept playing the dumb innocent card... "I'm soo sorry hun I had no idea you'd take it that way! Ooopss I'm such a young naive ditz!!"
LOL anyway he got some dances... and that's why I don't drink scotch straight up. Makes people angry.
Juliette25
04-26-2010, 11:34 AM
and that's why I don't drink scotch straight up. Makes people angry.
Yes, dark liquor is terrible like that!
JayATee
04-26-2010, 08:02 PM
One night a shot waitress was walking past and must have tripped, because she spilled her tray of shots just as I was getting to the corner of the stage to dance for a couple guys. Some of the shots were spilled on the stage and the older guy on the end looked startled so I joke and say
-"What did you do?! Trying to trip our shot girls?? *wink wink* *smile*"
you know because I hadn't even gotten a chance to say hi before the booze was spilled and thought it would be a funny way to break the ice. OHH NO this guy must have been WASTED because he went off.
"Excuse me? What the fuck did you say you stupid bitch? Don't you ever accuse me of something like that. I didn't do ANYTHING. Stupid bitch get the fuck out of here" etc etc
and I'm trying to explain it was a joke because I didn't know "how to approach him because I was nervous and made a stupid joke instead" which was BS because I was just being a wise ass. Anyway I was upset for a second just because I was totally caught off guard... but I was NOT going to let this guy have his way so I kept playing the dumb innocent card... "I'm soo sorry hun I had no idea you'd take it that way! Ooopss I'm such a young naive ditz!!"
LOL anyway he got some dances... and that's why I don't drink scotch straight up. Makes people angry.
Wow you're nicer than I would have been.
JayATee
04-26-2010, 09:11 PM
I was sitting with this group of guys this afternoon and they asked what college I went too, and ater I told them they literally laughed in my face, like I was lying to them.... I just walked away right after. Lame ass losers.
Yeah? And what college did they go to and what do they do for a living? LMFAO. These losers are always my fav.
ViolaStrings
04-26-2010, 11:25 PM
Yes, dark liquor is terrible like that!
Yea, alcohol in general is terrible like that.
Juliette25
04-27-2010, 10:26 AM
Yea, alcohol in general is terrible like that.
True. Something about dark liquor makes people extra angry when they're drunk, though. I've seen the difference in many folks.
kaylin07004
05-02-2010, 11:44 AM
HAHAHA I would have FREAKED out on that GUY. I would NEVER let a guy call me a stupid bitch.. fuck thaat!!!
Lol I know at first I was like WTF and my face got red I was so angry but then I was like umm don't want to get jumped in the parking lot and anyway it was definitely a change to keep my cool for once. Paid off at least this time... but don't plan on trying it again haha
Felons_Felony
10-19-2011, 02:15 PM
Yeah? And what college did they go to and what do they do for a living? LMFAO. These losers are always my fav.
I just moved from a college town, which is where I first started dancing -- and, yeah, the ones who ever had anything to say about "stripper brains" were always asshole frat boys. The ones who were actually going to school and working hard never had anything to say. Just goes to show people insulting the intelligence of others have some mad security issues...
This isn't so much insulting as kind of a "hell yeah," but whenever I worked at a club that had a lot of asshole frat boys/drunk bachelors/catty women customers/etc. and my boyfriend (who delivers pizzas) came and picked me up after getting off work, a lot of assholes would jeer "HEY MAAAN YOU GOT PIZZA FOR US LOLOLOL?!!!!1" and then just sort of stand there sullenly after seeing me get into the car (sometimes still wearing stripper clothes). Again, just goes to show you...
But of course it's always nice to get the "OH, FUCK, ARE YOU EVEN LEGAL? I'D FEEL LIKE A PEDO IF I GOT A DANCE FROM YOU!" customers, For every one of those, there are like two customers who actually do get dances from chicks for how young they look. Sick bastards.
goddesskali
10-20-2011, 07:35 PM
Once while walking past a group one of them yelled, "Goddamn, you're ugly!" I said, "You're either blind or stupid." I jumped on his lap and kept trying to kiss him in a comical way. He ended up buying a dance.
A man once jabbed me in my belly button with his index finger, sticks it in his mouth and says, "You should wash that."
While walking around for tips onstage, this guy just grabbed my hair and tried to slam my head on the bar. He said "you don't deserve a tip from me!" Of course, I'm literally struggling with this jerk while everyone just watched. Not person tried to help me while this guy was yanking my hair out.
Someone once approached me asking if I was Dominican (he clearly found me attractive and was ready to get a dance). When I said no, he dropped my hand, got this disgusted look on his face and said, "There are plenty of suckers around here for you to scam." He then walked away in a huff, as if I did something wrong.
I got tons of racist comments once I started working in the upscale clubs. If someone asked about my ethnicity, I changed the subject - I lost sales once I told them.
Dancing gave me a MUCH thicker skin, but I am glad that crap is in the past.
melb_oz_n00b
10-23-2011, 05:13 AM
^^^That's not bad-I don't think Leann Rimes is bad looking. Now if they said Rosie O'Donnell or Janet Reno, then yeah, I'd be a little pissed. ;D
I get told I look like all sorts of people. I hhave a blonde bob, and when it was platinum, I got Gaga a lot. Our faces actually look kinda similar. We both have big mouths.
Now it's darker blonde and I get Tori Spelling (hate that but admit I do look more like her than anyone else), Billie Piper (Thank you! She's stunning), and one old crazy guy said I lookeed like TED NUGENT. :D
zivlet
10-23-2011, 11:03 AM
I've been very lucky I think. Both times I've danced, nothing mega bad.
I think it depends on your own feelings on the night.
Friday night screwed me up a fair bit. It was dead, in the club I work at normally, I didn't even make house, I got bought a fair few drinks and it was okay, but I was feeling destroyed by the fact I was in this club and nobody was buying-so when I sat down to adjust my shoe, about midnight-this fat, ugly middle aged dude beckons me toward him and says ;
'Nice for ya' company,.....But you ain't got a cat in 'ells chance.
Generic shitty customer comment?Of course. But it really pissed me off! I'd not even sat down near him to hustle, I was doing something else.
So I said 'What?! I didn't say anything? What did you just say?!'
And he said '(repeats)' so I said 'Cat in 'ells chance, of WHAT, exactly?! Do you think , I like WANT you or something?!
And he began to shift in his seat and look a little uncomfortable and I said 'I tell you buddy, I've never asked a guy if he wants a dance. I said nothing, I was sitting near you that is all. And I think what you said just then was VERY rude!!!!'
Hm. Probs not best idea but hey!
dancingtina800
10-23-2011, 11:21 AM
i've never had a customer say anything mean or rude to me, but one time I had the manager say something really rude... he was like "you usually look so good, what happend today?".... Not going to forget that one. I guess we all have days where we look less than perfect but he didn't need to rub it in like that.
JessicaCM
10-23-2011, 02:00 PM
Wow I can't believe some of the stuff you all have went through. I never had too many customers say rude stuff to my face...just some of the people at the tables watching out of ear shot. One asked "Are you always stuck up?"(Because I sat at the bar and didn't say hi. Like wtf?) One said I can't dance, and of course you get the ones who want you to dance more, or the stupid bitches (males and females) who come to the stage and don't wanna tip and look at you crazy. Most of the time I'm REALLLY GOOD at getting vibes from people so I don't have to many rude stories like the other girls...because I don't approach everyone. I just refuse to deal with assholes, the money IS NOT always worth it.
smeca
10-23-2011, 04:57 PM
Nothing personal against me, not that i remember, but one greasy rocker guy reacted violently when i asked about dances, "i'd rather have my nuts dragged through a bed of nails" or something to that effect. I was just like woooah overreaction buddy!
The other night at the end i chatted for a few mins with a man who used to go out with a dancer, understands we're all working etc etc. He comes to pay for a dance and thought it only cost 10. I tell him it's 20, he changes the money, pays up by the booths. I've got my funny money THEN he starts on the til girl saying he wants his money back, he's not paying 20, he's not rich blah blah. Would he like just a topless dance for 10? No. I said to him politely that i've just spent 5 mins chatting with him when there are other customers I could have spoken to who are leaving. He has the cheek to say "it's not you, love, it's nothing personal" etc etc as though he's being nice to me while he's trying to TAKE BACK money he's just given me! Pfft. I just left, managed to keep the money anyway so i guess he failed getting his refund since he agreed to pay 20.
lokikola
10-23-2011, 05:42 PM
I can't remember even a small amount of the mean things custies have said or done.
However, I was called fat for the first time ever last Sunday. Not by a custie, the DJ. He was cussing me out from across the parking lot and I heard 'fat bitch' in there. That was the only thing that truly stuck and I thought about as I drove home. I do weigh almost 140, and I'm only 5'5. I did think I carried my weight well though.
But........ he is not attractive at all, and no question about him being fat...... so wtf.
nessagolightly
10-23-2011, 07:37 PM
There are alot of skeezy mexicans who come to my club barely speaking any English at all. I, being Mexican, only know some Spanish so they are usually easy sales. Anyway one young guy with his friend was in and I was sitting with them. He was pointing to another dancer saying in broken English how skinny she was. I'm like 'yep, she's tiny.' he then Proceeded to poke my soft belly (I'm working on toning up!) and said he liked me because I was "gorda"!!! That means FAT!! I poked his belly and said I liked chubby guys too. Then he got a dance from me. Fucking asshole.
Biloxi Blue
10-24-2011, 02:31 PM
I can't remember even a small amount of the mean things custies have said or done.
However, I was called fat for the first time ever last Sunday. Not by a custie, the DJ. He was cussing me out from across the parking lot and I heard 'fat bitch' in there. That was the only thing that truly stuck and I thought about as I drove home. I do weigh almost 140, and I'm only 5'5. I did think I carried my weight well though.
But........ he is not attractive at all, and no question about him being fat...... so wtf.
You should be able to file a complaint against him for that. DJ's need to realize that they don't exactly serve their club well by maliciously trying to break a girl's morale.
femmefatale88
10-24-2011, 09:53 PM
I got tons of racist comments once I started working in the upscale clubs. If someone asked about my ethnicity, I changed the subject - I lost sales once I told them.
Dancing gave me a MUCH thicker skin, but I am glad that crap is in the past.
What ethnicity are you?
A customer once said unless I was going to go home with him & suck his dick to not bother him...
Like really what female does that line work with it's 1 thing 4 him to be looking 4 a whore in a stripclub which wouldn't be me & I'ld tell him to go find a hooker off 8th street, but still he had no reason to be treating & talking all the women that work at my club like whores.
I told him that he was a jerk that couldn't hope to even afford my company becuz I would have to charge him 3-4 times more then any other man just to have to deal with his attitude problem.
snowcake
10-25-2011, 02:25 PM
I haven't had anything really bad so far.
Last week I asked this guy if I could sit with him. He nodded.
Guy was obviously not enjoying himself, so I just asked him if he wanted a dance. He said no, I'm with my girlfriend. I asked him if he wanted to buy a dance for her when she gets back. He basicly yells, "FUCK no!"
Here, I raised my eyebrows at him, looking all shocked. And he mumbles "just leave, fuck just fucking leave"
>:( Well, I left, after staring at him with my most condescending look... bah. Idk, I guess he was just scared his girlfriend would come back and see him talking to me. Jesus christ.
Mindy Bares All
10-27-2011, 09:44 AM
^^^^ Jeez. What an ass. There is such a phrase as "No, thank you."