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britchick85
10-27-2011, 11:17 AM
I dont know if its the jerkiest or just most bizarre but the other night i met a guy that was a farmer and he told me that for the price of a lapdance he could buy a new cow!!He then added that he would have the cow for 10-12 years and that it would be naked for that entire time!!
How could I compete with that??
britchick85
10-27-2011, 11:43 AM
I have had so many guys say rude things to me i wouldnt know where to start.But I actually think the worst is when guys compleatly ignore you when you try to speak to them.Its like they think you dont even deserve a response.
Guys that say mean things just have issues with women.I just feel sorry for them.They know that a strip club is the only place they will have the chance to 'reject' beautiful women.Like the kind of girls that would reject them in real life.
I guys are rude to you its best to just laugh it off or shrug and walk away.
If you get pissy with them or try having them kicked out the club it just shows that they have got to you. Dont let them think that their opinion is in anyway important to you.The same applies to bitchy girls or anyone for that matter.
SouthernButterfly
10-28-2011, 04:48 AM
I had a guy who I politely asked for a dance after talking to him for a little while, and he kind of looked me up and down and said. "My wife is gorgeous." When I come to a club i'm looking for women hotter than she is and you're not it." I did snap back at him, and I thought I was going to get in trouble. Ouch. But Holy Hell, if you're wife is that hot, you, shouldn't be at a gentleman's club. Or at least bring your wife so I can dance for HER! Which is what I snapped back with. "If your wife is that gorgeous, why aren't you at home doing her?" You shouldn't be in a gentleman's club looking for "Hotter" women."
SouthernButterfly
10-28-2011, 07:27 AM
I feel you. I have an almost allergic reaction to customer nit-picking now. It amazes me how many guys will buy dances from me, VIP, whatever and then start saying "have you ever thought of growing your hair out" or "you know what you should do? dye your hair blonde." or "so why the goth/punk/etc look?" or "why do you have your nose/eyebrow pierced?"
Like, just fucking accept me or leave me the hell alone. I don't want to discuss why I choose the way I choose to look anymore than you want to tell me why you bought a salmon colored golf polo, or if you've ever thought about losing weight or getting hair plugs.
I understand, I get the "Why the goth/punk/emo?" thing all the time. It's gotten to where I snap back. "Why the (insert clothing, jewerly, shoes, accessory here.) ?" ::)
SouthernButterfly
10-28-2011, 07:43 AM
i dont know if its the jerkiest or just most bizarre but the other night i met a guy that was a farmer and he told me that for the price of a lapdance he could buy a new cow!!he then added that he would have the cow for 10-12 years and that it would be naked for that entire time!!
How could i compete with that??
;D OMG! That is priceless!!! Hahahahahaah!
Corey
11-20-2011, 01:27 AM
I don't know if this is the worst thing a custy has ever said, but this was said to me today..and this guy tipped me!/:O
"Any girl that is working here has problems in her life". WTF?? After this guy told me he had been going to my club for years. Who the hell is he to tell me about my life? I know this doesn't seem like the most offensive, but he happen to get me when I was down. I'm still getting over the flu, I've injured myself more than once during my flu recovery. He was just a bag of negativity that I didn't need today.
kristalyne
11-22-2011, 02:30 AM
"You only want money, you don't want me. I will not see you anymore"
eeeeeeeeewwwwwwww....what a deluded time waster!
_Avery_
11-23-2011, 09:34 AM
I got asked if I was pregnant once.
(After my first son, I really was too big to be dancing)
I went to the bathroom and cried. :(
MissTyler
11-23-2011, 12:17 PM
I just love the "But your face is so pretty, why ruin it with that ring in your nose?" (septum) or "Why do you have all those tattoos?"
A couple weeks ago, a guy pointed at my tattoos and said "You look like a meth head with all of those tattoos." (too bad my tattoos cost more than your fucking car pig fucker)
"Really? Cause I was going to say you looked like poor white trash. Weird."
snowcake
11-23-2011, 02:45 PM
Yesterday:
"You're totally gorgeous and everything, almost perfect, just one little thing... you should really work on your ass."
If it's that horrible, why couldn't you keep your filthy hands off it? >:( Sod off.
Annastasi
11-23-2011, 03:52 PM
This was last night -- the guy didn't even say anything, just stood up from where he'd been sitting at my rack, made a really loud fart/raspberry noise with his mouth, and left.
I think he was mad that no one was paying attention to him, as he was tipping dollars while another guy on the other side was making it rain on everyone all night. Still, it was really embarrassing to me. Sigh.
fautedemieux
11-29-2011, 03:11 AM
I'd say the worst I've heard (so far lol) has been : "You look how I do when I wake up in the mornin'"....I'm still unsure as to what he meant by this; I had just gotten off stage, and my hair was probably a little wild, maybe that was what he was refrencing. Either way, I was offended because I'm **absolutely sure** I don't look like a fat, bearded, middle-aged redneck, even when I do roll out of bed in the morning :P
sierra.
11-29-2011, 04:46 AM
I just love the "But your face is so pretty, why ruin it with that ring in your nose?" (septum)
OOOMMMGG My mother says this too me ALL THE TIME! She always refers to it as "that thing in your nose".
And to bring this back on topic... This wasn't the WORST thing anyone ever said to me, and was actually sort of funny to me but yet still annoying... I have a friend that I hustle with sometimes who has big giant boobies. I am tall and thin with small boobs. We walk up to this guy who takes one look at me and exclaims "You're just a baby!" then looks at my friend and says "But YOU'RE sexy!"
I was annoyed because I am probably older than both of them, but then I decided to take it as a compliment that I look young!
ladyambition
11-29-2011, 09:40 AM
Someone said this to me last night: I wish you asians would stop being like us (he was caucasian). Stop bleaching your skin, stop getting the eye surgeries, breast implants, butt implants, dying your hair blonde. Be yourself and eat rice and with chop sticks! You skinny chicks look worse then starving African kids.
My mouth dropped open! First off I don't have any of surgeries mentioned. I never bleached my skin (I am naturally pale) and I have never ever once I my life dyed my hair blonde. I am no where skinny, I eat a lot!
He told me "you need to be more asian" so I couldn't help but put on my fake asian accent and said "oo I see, you want to me kick your ass ninja style". I got him tossed from my buddy who's the security guard. He spit on an another asian girl while we was talking. I hate racist pricks!
Laurisa
11-29-2011, 10:14 AM
Similar to the septum comment... I have snakebites in my lips.
For some reason customers always think it's OK to try and touch them...and shortly after I had them done this clueless Indian customer actually did! I was mortified, it is SO germy to touch someone's mouth with your hand at all, let alone when they have a piercing. They always say... "Oh, did those hurt?" or "You should really take out the piercings, your lips are so pretty!".
Also, I have a star tattooed on each hip, and customers LOVE to try to touch them when I walk up to them. Do you think that because I have a tattoo that means I want you to touch me when I just met you? Should I poke that annoying mole to the left of your nose as I ask you what it is and remind you that you have such a nice face and should have it removed?
I guess it's not the worst thing ever said to me, but it is very rude to imply I should change MY piercings/tattoos/style of dress/make up/hair to appease you AND simultaneously try to touch them.
Also, they never believe me when I say the lip piercings didn't hurt. They honestly didn't, I went to a reputable piercing shop and had good work done. They healed fine, and I've had ear piercings at Claire's that hurt more than the lip piercings because they don't know how to pierce ears there. I always tell them that they didn't hurt and then they go on and on "Oh, not just a little?!" or "Oh come on, yes they did.".
Sure buddy, I'm as big of a pussy as you are.
luscious sadie
11-29-2011, 03:13 PM
Also, I have a star tattooed on each hip, and customers LOVE to try to touch them when I walk up to them. Do you think that because I have a tattoo that means I want you to touch me when I just met you? Should I poke that annoying mole to the left of your nose as I ask you what it is and remind you that you have such a nice face and should have it removed?
I used to have guys brush my hair aside to see my tattoo or try to move it without asking me if they could. Don't fucking touch me. Ask to see it and I'll show it to you if I want to.
also, people never believe me when I say that my tattoo has almost no meaning. "Oh it must" or "you don't have to tell me but I know that it does..."
Farrah_Golden
11-29-2011, 03:38 PM
Custy:"how much would it cost to get some lipstick on my dipstick?"
Me: "oh, that's not for sale, sweet pea."
Custy, while waving sarcastically: "Buh bye! You can be on your way now!"
.....in hindsight, I should've quoted a price and then doodled on his dipstick with a tube of lipstick.
Farrah_Golden
11-29-2011, 03:42 PM
I used to have guys brush my hair aside to see my tattoo or try to move it without asking me if they could. Don't fucking touch me. Ask to see it and I'll show it to you if I want to.
also, people never believe me when I say that my tattoo has almost no meaning. "Oh it must" or "you don't have to tell me but I know that it does..."
HATE! I have a very large arm piece and often, customers will grab me by the arm, drag me backward/down/within eye level and examine it. Then they say, "what is it?" and I reply, "a tree." And they ask, "does it have any special meaning?"
......NO! AND EVEN IF IT DID, I WOULDN'T TELL YOU BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE A GODDAMN SERIAL KILLER WHO MIGHT CUT MY FLESH OFF AND WEAR IT AROUND THE HOUSE! So please, excuse me if I don't want to strike up a 20 minute, in depth explanation for why I would tattoo a fucking tree on my fucking arm, you stupid fuck stick. Please, with sugar coated fuck on top, just let me go so I can be on my way to contemplate my next meaningless tattoo.
........k, I'm done.
sananeko
11-29-2011, 08:04 PM
Custy:"how much would it cost to get some lipstick on my dipstick?"
Me: "oh, that's not for sale, sweet pea."
Custy, while waving sarcastically: "Buh bye! You can be on your way now!"
.....in hindsight, I should've quoted a price and then doodled on his dipstick with a tube of lipstick.
I would do that.. I would also buy the dick shaped lipstick for it.
luscious sadie
11-29-2011, 09:06 PM
^ I always wish that I could pull out a fake badge at that point to freak them out that maybe I was a cop and they were just soliticing sex. I know that's probably impossible but whatever.
sananeko
11-29-2011, 09:17 PM
^ I always wish that I could pull out a fake badge at that point to freak them out that maybe I was a cop and they were just soliticing sex. I know that's probably impossible but whatever.
You can buy a dimer. I don't know if they make the toy version anymore but some really undercover cops carry a dimer badge. Its oval and the length of a big bobbie pin.
luscious sadie
11-29-2011, 09:35 PM
well I'm in Canada so it's different. I just seriously wish that I had a way to put guys in a WFT?! situation when they're a dick like that to me.
like be able to flash something and then say "actually, maybe YOU should be on your way"
Natalllia
12-01-2011, 03:42 PM
Custy:"how much would it cost to get some lipstick on my dipstick?"
Me: "oh, that's not for sale, sweet pea."
Custy, while waving sarcastically: "Buh bye! You can be on your way now!"
.....in hindsight, I should've quoted a price and then doodled on his dipstick with a tube of lipstick.
I'd be soooo tempted to charge him through the roof, then run out and throw a tube of lipstick into the engine of his car.
kitinboots
12-30-2011, 05:58 AM
Last night my VIP customer asked what I thought of another girl's boobs. I think something must have been lost in translation because one minute I was telling him I love all boobs, and the next he was telling me that if I played my cards right he would buy me boobs. Err...I have nice boobies thank you, I don't feel the need to change them :(
sexy_celeste
12-30-2011, 09:45 AM
"if you lost just a little bit of weight, youd be HOT!"
( I was underweight at the time too)
Natalllia
12-30-2011, 09:48 AM
^^^
That sounds like a typical PUA "neg" line. I think it's in their handbook or something.
sexy_celeste
12-30-2011, 09:36 PM
yeah I figured that out eventually, but i was a very naive 19yo when i started stripping, and was devastated that i was 'fat'
Natalllia
12-30-2011, 10:11 PM
Ugh, that's probably exactly why they pulled that line on you - because you were young, hot, and thin. Such pathetic pigs, to prey on girls' inexperience and insecurities.
smeca
12-31-2011, 10:26 AM
Ugh, a few men have felt the need to comment to me about the size of a dancer I've worked with. She's very thin, i think she may have had an eating disorder at some point, i don't know and i don't really care. (she looks to be one of those long slender figures anyway and has definitely put on some healthy weight the last time i saw her)
But they feel the need to comment quite spitefully about her weight, or crudely suggest she needs some burgers etc etc. /:O What do they hope to achieve by this? She's lovely, still has an amazing figure and is so pretty. Utter tosspots.
vicky89
01-01-2012, 11:47 AM
i generally do not want to add to the negativity and ranting so prominent on this board, yet i must share that what a customer said to me last week puts the icing on the cake for me:
i was sitting with a group of guys, politely chatting with one of them. all of a sudden he says to me, "if i give you $20 will you go away?"
ouch!
what are your experiences?
I get that all the time. I just take the twenty and leave ;D
stripperbabychu
01-04-2012, 02:14 PM
Last year when I was 45 lbs heavier, we had to sell these waterbottles with a double dance. Some guy was like, "Is that bottle filled with vodka? Because it'd have to be for me to get a dance from you." I hit him in the face, I got fired. Whoops. I regretted nothing.
kaiarose
01-04-2012, 03:15 PM
Ugh, a few men have felt the need to comment to me about the size of a dancer I've worked with. She's very thin, i think she may have had an eating disorder at some point, i don't know and i don't really care. (she looks to be one of those long slender figures anyway and has definitely put on some healthy weight the last time i saw her)
But they feel the need to comment quite spitefully about her weight, or crudely suggest she needs some burgers etc etc. /:O What do they hope to achieve by this? She's lovely, still has an amazing figure and is so pretty. Utter tosspots.
Oh man, when I was 86lbs I would get all kinds of gems:
If I paint you yellow, you'll look like a No. 2 pencil
If I turn you sideways, you'll disappear
Are you that anorexic dancer we've been hearing so much about?
Here's a $1.. go buy a cheeseburger
You could hula hoop through a cheerio
If I fucked you, could I see my dick through your stomach? :O
My ten year old son's tits are bigger than yours!
You look 11. (this one had nothing to do with the prev statement..)
Oh the list goes on and on... I can laugh at it now though. I was disgusting! 86lbs at 5'3.. yikes!
rareaspasia
01-05-2012, 02:45 AM
After I refused to give him a hickey:
"I'm paying twenty dollars for this, you stupid bitch, you do what I tell you to do!"
I cracked up. I was laughing so hard I almost cried. Oh, man, did that ever piss him off. I guess he thought I'd be afraid of him or something. But I couldn't help it, it sounded like something an abusive character would say in a Lifetime movie and I found the fact that he would actually say something like that and expect me to just obey him hilarious.
luscious sadie
01-05-2012, 03:12 PM
your response makes me so happy! Then what happened??
rareaspasia
01-06-2012, 02:49 AM
your response makes me so happy! Then what happened??
Got his ass kicked out, of course. :) I rarely complain and all the bouncers love me so when I say a guy needs to go they take care of it quickly.
He tried to come back in again a few days ago and didn't realize who I was because I had a wig on the first time he saw me and got kicked out again. I forgot to mention that he looked like a fatter version of the wrestler Mankind. That just makes the whole thing even funnier.
luscious sadie
01-06-2012, 08:28 AM
did he have a really high voice? I love it when fat men have high voices.
GlitterBexie
01-20-2012, 06:03 PM
"I don't want a dance...I'm actually a doctor"
I was like okaaaaaaay, so those two statements were completely unrelated, care to explain yourself?? He just kept repeating, "i dont want a dance, im a DOCTOR!" Like i was an idiot. In the end i said
"okay, you dont want a dance, thats fine, but why are you telling me you are a doctor like its relative to the previous sentence??
He goes "Well, i work in a gum clinic, so i dont want a dance"
"Again, two COMPLETELY unrelated sentences" (ill admit, the club was dead and i was just being belligerent, and he'd been rude to other girls )
"I work in a gum clinic, Im a DOCTOR! I dont want a dance because i know the risks"
"ok, what risks? are you suggesting i have a disease or that i am a prostitute? Or both? Cause neither of those is true. PLUS, this is a NON-CONTACT club, as was explained to you at the door, you dont touch me, and i most certainly dont touch you! So if you think you are going to catch something from me while i am two feet away from you just because i am naked....you are a TRULY shit doctor!"
Lea08
01-22-2012, 10:04 AM
a customer walks up to me and say.....you have a fat ass, you just need to learn how to shake it..... I say well since you're such a pro, teach me...lol this was my 2 or 3rd day dancing
ginger.playmates
01-22-2012, 10:49 AM
One guy was being a huge ass one night and used a word wrong, so I corrected him. He comes out with "I'll be damned if I'm corrected by someone that probably didn't graduate high school". Another guy the same night was asking my friend what she would "do" in a dance and she said "I know what you're asking; we do things within legalities here" he goes "Ooooh 'legalities', big word. Can you spell it?!"
_natasha
01-22-2012, 12:33 PM
'Isn't she stunning!! I mean look at her. From the neck up, she is stunning."
Er, thanks... I think.
stripperbabychu
01-27-2012, 05:02 PM
Hahaha everyone ignored my story :3
smeca
01-29-2012, 08:53 AM
I actually loathe when they're talking to me and insult other girls. Like trying to gossip or something? She's my friend, fuckhead, and don't pretend for one second you wouldn't jump at the chance to fuck any one of them (when hell freezes over of course).
Danni
01-30-2012, 09:49 AM
I get that all the time. I just take the twenty and leave ;D
I would definitely say "make it $40 or I'm staying!" I'm a bitch. Errr...I can be a bitch. ha I guess there is a small dif.
Hmm I can't recall any really mean things although I hate, HATE when guys try to rush me on stage. "C'mon, are you gonna get naked or what?!" "She (referring to my stage partner) is already naked!!" "Lemme see your pussy!" Rude much. I hate taking my bottoms off and rarely do even at nude clubs if I can get away with it. We are called strippers. I take my time stripping my clothes off. I think it's so tacky to jump on stage and whip all your clothing off immediately. Or, like a girl I dance with, take EVERYTHING off before even getting on stage. Wtf.
TurboHips
01-31-2012, 07:10 AM
It's not what he said, but rather what he did and then said:
Dirty cowboy custy orders me a glass of wine, and then he proceeds to take out his nasty, chewed up gum and drops it in my glass of wine!!! and he had the nerve to think it was okay!!! and then he proceeds to tell me "you should come to my ranch
i just walked away
Addison
01-31-2012, 07:26 AM
Nothing... I can honestly say a customer has never said anything mean to me.
I'm sure there have probably been countless comments made about me behind my back by customers and dancers alike, but no one has ever said anything mean to my face.
femmefatale88
02-13-2012, 12:38 AM
After asking this guy for a dance he points to the ground and says "there's a dollar on the ground" (insinuating that I should go pick it up cuz I'm desperate, and there was no dollar BTW), to which I replied "you go get it, you look like you need it more than me" and as I walked away he had his mouth open with a shocked look on his face. hahahah
lifetravelergirl
02-13-2012, 04:37 PM
^^^
That sounds like a typical PUA "neg" line. I think it's in their handbook or something.
Wow.. I learned something today O_O !
Pua Negs are a tactic that mystery “the grandfather” of pua invented. Typically men use pua negs on women to get past their defense mechanisms. Pua Negs may seem like insults at first but using them is a science that relies greatly upon tone of voice and body language.
Being able to read the target which the negs are intended for is very important and adds greatly to the success rate. The purpose of Pua Negs are to show disinterest in the person they are directed at, which gets around their defense mechanism. Most women these days have heard every line in the book and are quite sick of being hit on. Showing a woman initially that there is no sexual attraction makes it possible for her to let her guard down and let the interaction proceed further.
Pua Negs have created a bit of confusion among men many men misuse them and they are taken as an insult. The way in which some men use them sometimes comes off as an insult. http://www.alphalifestyle.com/536/pua-negs-2/
GlitterBexie
02-13-2012, 08:36 PM
"We've just been to the drag club and you look sooo much like the tranny on stage!".......i was like, geeez i knew id drawn my eyebrown on heavy but seriously...
still, managed to convince him i had a cock and was just really good at tucking it under, he decided he had to have a dance to see if i was right...unlucky suckaaa not only do i not have a cock, but i now DO have your £20!!
Jewel of Denial
02-14-2012, 06:51 PM
I've got a gem:
The other night I was wearing a very cute new corset, everyone commented on how hot it looked, so I was feeling really good about myself...until...
I go up to a dude (middle aged redneck from the country type), say 'Hi', he doesn't say hi, but instead pokes his finger at my waist and says:
- What's that? A corset? So you're that old that you need a corset to hold your stomach together and your boobs up?
I usually have a comeback to just about everything, but this one caught me by surprise, so I just stood there staring at him with wide eyes hoping it was a joke and the punch line was coming... But no, he was dead serious!
FYI I'm not old and have a rather athletic figure
sierra.
02-14-2012, 07:08 PM
This wasn't said to me, but it is one of the few things I've heard a customer say that has really made me want to cause them physical harm...
A girl was onstage and putting on an awesome show. She was making money, the guys were loving it. Then some young dumb prick yells at her "Take your bottoms off, bitch!" It was a topless club.
I wanted to say something, but he was sitting too far away. So I looked at him with a disgusted "are you for real?" face, and he looked over at me and just shrugged.
I know I've probably heard worse/ruder things, but I HATE when women are referred to as bitches like that. And his tone sounded so derogatory and disrespectful. Ugh.