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jaizaine
07-05-2007, 03:58 AM
^^
LOL
they would tear it apart. there was already an attempt early on in the thread by someone to turn it around on "dear valued stripper" hehe.

pookie
07-05-2007, 04:50 AM
lol

ok my turn.

Dear "valued"custy

Please stop spraying ur nasty smelly cologne so strong i can smell it about 5 yards away. ewww.

the only reason i called your number u gave me in the first place is because i am inviting u back to the club to give me more of your money.

I know u like trying to stick one and two dollar bills in every and any part of my outfit.... but i would really prefer that u try that with 20, 50 and 100 dollar bills.

The only dating we will ever do is me inviting u back to the club repeatedly. here i feel safe. you can buy me dinner, watch a show, buy me drinks and give me more money. i know i wont have to EVER worry about u driving me back to ur place instead of mine. And the only good night kiss u will get is when the bouncer throws ur ass out, for u trying to make a move on me, and your lips meets the asphalt.

thank you...

and i love you..... money... in his wallet

gingerlee
07-05-2007, 08:05 AM
Sometimes, yes I am giving you a lapdance with my period. I am a girl, and girls have periods, so when I tell you, we all take a week off once a month, I am lying through my teeth. Just because we have our period doesn't mean we are "untouchable"


Holy fuck I just laughed until I snorted. That's effing awesome. Sometimes guys make no sense, and this proves my point.

ellebelle
07-05-2007, 10:54 AM
has a custie actually asked u about whether u dance with your period? ewww they have no class, some of them.


Sadly more then one :( Some guys have no class hey.

Had the worst night.

Dear Cunty customer..

No you do not get a discount because I am not 10/10. Pointing out my every flaw and how much discount you should recieve is not funny. No not even your mates think its funny. They just think your a twat because you're a 50 year old fat balding bogan with an odour problem, and I am a young fit pretty intellgient girl who would probably ignore you in the street even back "in your prime".

Taylorlila
07-05-2007, 11:01 AM
Dear Cunty customer..

No you do not get a discount because I am not 10/10. Pointing out my every flaw and how much discount you should recieve is not funny. No not even your mates think its funny. They just think your a twat because you're a 50 year old fat balding bogan with an odour problem, and I am a young fit pretty intellgient girl who would probably ignore you in the street even back "in your prime".

OMG. I can't even belive somebody would say that. I would have said "Actually you have to pay more for me to put up with your foul stench and I'll have trouble dancing around that large belly of yours, so that'll be extra two".

I don't even understand what would compell someone to be that mean.