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cameron_keys
08-02-2007, 12:18 PM
^^ I would have been forced to steal his reeds.
PaigeDWinter
08-02-2007, 12:28 PM
It was in Daytona, Djosers old Club. Every ten minutes this asshole would leave the Dj booth, and play the damn sax. I felt really bad for the girls that were trying to dance.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??? I missed the wrongness? I wonder if he still does this? I need to SEE this!!!!
Bella21
08-02-2007, 12:32 PM
It was in Daytona, Djosers old Club. Every ten minutes this asshole would leave the Dj booth, and play the damn sax. I felt really bad for the girls that were trying to dance.
He was either:
A) On drugs
B) Impersonating Bill Clinton for extra tips
BmiWMT14
08-02-2007, 12:34 PM
This was in Febuary Paige, the Dj was a heavier guy. ALL the girls were bitching about him... All except.... LOLA the 40 yo asian hooker LOL
phillydj
08-02-2007, 12:35 PM
He was either:
A) On drugs
B) Impersonating Bill Clinton for extra tips
Damn...so If I doned a stove pipe hat, black suit, bad beard and went on stage to recite the Gettysburg Address every hour, ON the hour...my tips would go up...???? Hummmmmmmmm
Pretty_Penny
08-02-2007, 12:37 PM
Please do not try to give me backrubs. It's not that I don't like backrubs, it's that I have better things to do. Do not call me to the DJ booth to give me a backrub.
man o man o man
why do 90% of all DJs do this? it creeps me out.
dear DJ,
here's a good rule of thumb....
if you wouldn't do it to a female coworker at a "NORMAL" job, don't do it to me.
that includes... rubbing me, slapping my ass, making blatent sexual comments, etc.
yes, i work as a dancer in a strip club, but in no way does that give you the right to do these things.
you are -NOT- a paying customer.
k?thanx
Crow2
08-02-2007, 12:43 PM
Dear DJ,
Please leave me alone - do NOT tell me whom to go sit with. I've been doing this longer than you have been alive. Your not a fucking manager and your NOT my personal manager!!!! Do your damn job and I will do mine.
Pretty_Penny
08-02-2007, 01:09 PM
uhhgg.. i hate the "you should talk to that guy" shit too.
95% of the time it's a guy i know from another club or something who i KNOW i can't make money off of or who i've had "trouble" with before.
PS mr DJ...
i consistantly make money, so i -obviously- know what i'm doing. i have my own way of going about things which i came about through LOTS of trial and error. i don't think i'm perfect by any means, and i can accept advice here and there when relevant, but otherwise...
plz don't tell me how to do my job.
like, don't say shit like "you should sit at the bar".
..... no. i really don't think i should sit at the bar. why? because i dislike sitting there by myself staring off into space when customers walk in. i think it makes me look like i have "nothing better to do" at best and at worst it makes it look like "no one wants me". it (in my opinion) does not scream "you should spend money on me for my attention".
these are things i've learned, and i've learned that "looking busy" makes me more money. i know -you- think from up there in your dj booth, that i would make more money if i sat in the view of every customer walking in the door, but that is not what -i- know to be true.
plz let me do my job the way it works for me.
Crow2
08-02-2007, 04:41 PM
uhhgg.. i hate the "you should talk to that guy" shit too.
95% of the time it's a guy i know from another club or something who i KNOW i can't make money off of or who i've had "trouble" with before.
PS mr DJ...
i consistantly make money, so i -obviously- know what i'm doing. i have my own way of going about things which i came about through LOTS of trial and error. i don't think i'm perfect by any means, and i can accept advice here and there when relevant, but otherwise...
plz don't tell me how to do my job.
like, don't say shit like "you should sit at the bar".
..... no. i really don't think i should sit at the bar. why? because i dislike sitting there by myself staring off into space when customers walk in. i think it makes me look like i have "nothing better to do" at best and at worst it makes it look like "no one wants me". it (in my opinion) does not scream "you should spend money on me for my attention".
these are things i've learned, and i've learned that "looking busy" makes me more money. i know -you- think from up there in your dj booth, that i would make more money if i sat in the view of every customer walking in the door, but that is not what -i- know to be true.
plz let me do my job the way it works for me.
Seriously, I wonder how they would like it we told them how to do their job!
Addition:
To the few wonderfull DJ's th
Crow2
08-02-2007, 04:44 PM
uhhgg.. i hate the "you should talk to that guy" shit too.
95% of the time it's a guy i know from another club or something who i KNOW i can't make money off of or who i've had "trouble" with before.
PS mr DJ...
i consistantly make money, so i -obviously- know what i'm doing. i have my own way of going about things which i came about through LOTS of trial and error. i don't think i'm perfect by any means, and i can accept advice here and there when relevant, but otherwise...
plz don't tell me how to do my job.
like, don't say shit like "you should sit at the bar".
..... no. i really don't think i should sit at the bar. why? because i dislike sitting there by myself staring off into space when customers walk in. i think it makes me look like i have "nothing better to do" at best and at worst it makes it look like "no one wants me". it (in my opinion) does not scream "you should spend money on me for my attention".
these are things i've learned, and i've learned that "looking busy" makes me more money. i know -you- think from up there in your dj booth, that i would make more money if i sat in the view of every customer walking in the door, but that is not what -i- know to be true.
plz let me do my job the way it works for me.
Seriously, I wonder how they would like it we told them how to do their job!
Addition:
To the few wonderful DJ's that I have worked with. You just rock. Your sense of humor and professionalism is just refreshing. Thank you so much for not making me feel lower than a snakes belly when I've had a bad night and give you a small tip. Thank you for looking out for me when you did not have to and thanks for playing that kick ass rock and roll that I can get into.
THANK YOU!!!
Bella21
08-02-2007, 04:55 PM
Ugh, yes! I'll add to my list....
Do not touch me in an inappropriate manner.
Do not tell me to go talk to a customer unless you KNOW he spends money and I do NOT know.
Do not talk about how you could get laid sooo easily if you REALLY wanted to because you are a DJ at a strip club... Except that you don't want to abuse your power.
ChristyWild
08-04-2007, 07:45 PM
Wow! I read these and know I've gotten VERY lucky with some of the DJs I've worked with! That, and it makes me glad that Mons only requires $3 a set for the jukebox!
Dj Captain Rob
08-08-2007, 11:37 PM
I hadent noticed this thread, havent been on in awhile. But the Sax thing and about 50 others just blows my mind. All i can say is WOW /:O
You ladies on this site have some real bad Dj luck..lol
Of course I have run into real intresting ones myself over the years.
Cap't
BmiWMT14
10-09-2007, 01:01 PM
Dear Dj,
As a paying customer of this bar I am here to see the Ladies! I am not nor will I ever be here to watch you play saxaphone on stage behind the dancer countless times each night! Go back to the DJ booth and play the music. The girls are annoyed with it, and the customers hate it too! The open mic night is down the street.. you can go there on your night off and flex your saxaphone muscles!
That is all!
*UPDATE*
Just talked to a friend that is dancing there again. she said that this Asshat is still the Dj