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jaizaine
06-25-2007, 12:44 AM
Roseleight is that your pug in the avatar? Im not sure if i asked u that already (sorry if i did).

Lysondra
06-25-2007, 02:08 AM
You did ask her and she answered that it's not hers she just needed it to cheer her up. :P

*been on this site too long...*

jaizaine
06-25-2007, 10:51 AM
LOL sorry Roseleigh. LM u have a way better memory than I do. You even remembered how Hatshepsut got a skid mark on her chest.

I seem to have the memory of a fish these days. Although that saying is really dumb coz my fish know me!

RoseLeigh
06-25-2007, 12:19 PM
I wish it was my pug! He's just there to cheer me up. When I'm out of school though I want one just like him. Are you a pug person, too, Jaizaine?

LM you are my post stalker ;) Or you have a fantastic memory. Do you find yourself talking about SWers like you know them in everyday life? I've started telling the boy some of the choice stories off here (custy ones, not personal!) and he always gets confused-Is that girl from the club? No, no, she's Australian, or whatever. :dopey:

Rose Leigh

Hatshepsut
06-25-2007, 02:05 PM
I'm looking through old emails, and here's one I wrote to shit lister #3 in response to one of his numerous attempts to "make peace."


Go bug [your ex who you held as the standard of perfection, constantly compared to me, and kept trying to get back with while you were dating me]. I'm sure that she's a lot more accustomed to your constant fixation on the grass being greener on the other side, which you euphemize as nostalgic reminiscence. Cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it. I hear that her caustic, witty personality will provide you with plenty of emotional sadomasochism, which you seem to crave. Honestly though, I do wonder if you are as fixated on me as you were on her. I wonder if there have been other women in your life who have heard constant comparisons of fitting the molds of [the ex you can't get over and hold as a standard of perfection], [the ex who you hate and use as a counterexample], or Hatshepsut. If you are obsessing over me like you did [your perfect ex], I'm not sure whether I'd be gratified and flattered or disgusted. I wonder if [perfect ex] PMS (occurs about every 3 months, consists of getting shot down by a half-Asian ex after bugging her, has it coming every time) has become Hatshepsut PMS.

Even if I had received your email in time, I would not have met up with you. I thought we agreed a long time ago not to meet in person. I agreed to meet up with you in the past because maybe, just maybe, I'd get an answer to why I was in a menage et trois with a ghost (perfect ex), why you called me stupid so often, why I was constantly expected to fit a mold of Shit lister #3's perfect girlfriend, and many other issues that I eventually realized would never be resolved. At some point, [perfect ex] would be brought up and compared to me, and tears would ensue. I then spent the night crying hysterically, with my friends worried sick about me.


Goodbye Jerk. I know that I have skimmed over the good parts of out relationship, but I despise you. I'm not sure if this was remorse that you were expressing, but I've grown to love being caustic and condescending.

Hatshepsut

His response:

Wow.

This was not the first or last time he had tried to "make peace." I'll dig up more angry emails later for your entertainment.

RoseLeigh
06-25-2007, 02:14 PM
I wish I had kept mine! I tend to write these very calm, snotty, 'I hate you and here's why' emails to the stupid film guy ex. I'm sure it doesn't help that I love his best friend's band and used to go see them, though I haven't since he actually JOINED the damn band. Now he thinks we need to be friends again. Maybe I need to freak out on him next time he sends one of those "I remember the good times and have fond memories of you". That's right. He says fond. Prat.

Rose Leigh

Mily
06-25-2007, 03:40 PM
I'm not worried about it too much anymore. It's only a matter of time before these loser exes find some other broad whose shoulder they can cry on...then you suddenly just stop hearing from them all together. ::)

jaizaine
06-25-2007, 09:58 PM
I wish it was my pug! He's just there to cheer me up. When I'm out of school though I want one just like him. Are you a pug person, too, Jaizaine?
Rose Leigh

I will be soon ;D
I have contacted a breeder and she has a little baby girl pug for me who is 2 weeks old. I cannot view her until she is at least 4 weeks old. Then when she is about 8 weeks I can bring her home. She is a little fawn girl with a black face, cant wait to see her.

erotictonic
06-25-2007, 11:50 PM
So don't pay any attention to them. Find activities that fulfill you so that your exes contacting you will not even be a worth an eyeblink.

You have one life. Are you sure you want to spend it thinking about what your exes are doing?

Hatshepsut
06-26-2007, 01:06 AM
So don't pay any attention to them. Find activities that fulfill you so that your exes contacting you will not even be a worth an eyeblink.

You have one life. Are you sure you want to spend it thinking about what your exes are doing?
You mistake the purpose of the thread. This is a satire of idiots and A Modest Proposal on what to do with them.

erotictonic
06-26-2007, 02:28 AM
You mistake the purpose of the thread. This is a satire of idiots and A Modest Proposal on what to do with them.

That was my proposal on what to do with them.

jaizaine
06-26-2007, 02:39 AM
You mistake the purpose of the thread. This is a satire of idiots and A Modest Proposal on what to do with them.

Erotictonic I dont know if u r in a bad mood or something but this is the 2nd thread u have been rather negative in today:

http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=93149

I dont want to start an argument or be rude to u but as im not the only one who has noticed and is commenting on it, maybe consider that it is u.

erotictonic
06-26-2007, 03:59 AM
Erotictonic I dont know if u r in a bad mood or something but this is the 2nd thread u have been rather negative in today:



I dont want to start an argument or be rude to u but as im not the only one who has noticed and is commenting on it, maybe consider that it is u.

I do have problems with communicating, and I am working on the problems.

jaizaine
06-26-2007, 05:13 AM
^^
Good for u. No hard feelings or anything here just wanted to point it out coz I had the feeling u were not meaning it ;)

Hatshepsut
06-26-2007, 08:37 AM
That was my proposal on what to do with them.
Party pooper! You have had your panties in a bunch lately. Shape up or I'm sending you to the Siberian gulag as well!

Seriously, all your posts seem to be a written manifestation of an eyeroll followed by, "Who the fuck cares?" We create threads to discuss our issues, as it's more fun to bitch and share the experiences. You seem very cynical and bitter and prone to popping your head in to brush people off.

Hatshepsut
06-26-2007, 09:02 AM
Anyhoo, never mind the bollocks and the haters, here's the latest email from shit lister #3!!


Hi Hat. I know we agreed not to contact each other, but I think I've got something I need to say to you. Would you be willing to have a brief phone call with me?

If you're up for it, call #############. If not, just let me know!

Thanks.

We supposedly agreed months ago not to contact each other, and he suddenly contacts me with another "confession" or "revelation" about himself.

My response:


I still hate you and I never want to have anything to do with you ever again. Get over it. I'm not going to ease your guilty conscious by forgiving that black spot on your record. I'm not going to serve as a reference for your future girlfriends so you can say, "I'm such a mature individual that I'm friends with all my exes. I hate you and want you gone forever.

You have not changed. Don't waste your breath trying to convince me otherwise. Despite your self help/inspiration du jour, you are still the same asshole inside. You simply find new ways to justify things, convincing OTHER PEOPLE to change and accept you rather than actually doing anything. You're an introspection junkie, never getting past the first of twelve steps. You claim to use the past to affect your future, but you try to get OTHERS to do it. If you had any intelligence, you'd realize that the Forum is trying to tell you to move the fuck on and treat people better in the future rather than pick the scabs of other people.

You pulled this "Making peace" bullshit all the time with others while you were dating me. I'm going to warn [your girlfriend] about this and ask her to pound it into your head that I fucking hate you and don't want to talk to you or hear your fake, self-serving apologies.

Just out of curiosity, how often do you get [perfect ex] PMS? Does she still shoot you down? You seem to get Hatshepsut PMS ever 1 1/2 years. I'm sure that if you request, we could do a double team rejection! Also, most of our friends hate you too *due to your arrogance), so I'm sure that we could both include others to reject you as well!

Fuck off,
Hatshepsut

PS. Read my blog dated March 11, 2007. You are not the first annoying ex to contact me and get shot down.

He admits his motives, and FINALLY REALIZES what I knew years ago!


At the time I contacted you I had it that I had something to 'clear up', when really what I was doing was setting myself up in some sort of 'punishment assembly line'. I knew exactly what I would get from you, and with such regularity and precision that I could probably take your previous responses, set them side by side, and do math calculations using them as a template.

I've said what I had to say, and I'm fine. I really don't like you. I don't want 'peace' between us. I have peace.

I will always listen if you have more than a ton of hateful insults and a link about verbal abusiveness to throw at me. Until then, I'd like to go back to our non-communication clause thing.

God, he is an emotional sadomasochist. He likes to feel like he's made progress without actually doing work, so he puts himself into hardships in order to make it feel like overcoming hardships. Yet when I told him, he wouldn't believe me...

Hopefully, this time he'll leave me alone for good. I blocked his myspace.

RoseLeigh
06-26-2007, 11:26 AM
God, he is an emotional sadomasochist. He likes to feel like he's made progress without actually doing work, so he puts himself into hardships in order to make it feel like overcoming hardships. Yet when I told him, he wouldn't believe me...

Hopefully, this time he'll leave me alone for good. I blocked his myspace.

Well, how is he going to be the next Ingmar Bergman with out PAIIIIINNN and suffering? Now I really wish I had saved filmguy's emails. I had to block his myspace as well!

Rose Leigh

RoseLeigh
06-26-2007, 11:28 AM
I will be soon ;D
I have contacted a breeder and she has a little baby girl pug for me who is 2 weeks old. I cannot view her until she is at least 4 weeks old. Then when she is about 8 weeks I can bring her home. She is a little fawn girl with a black face, cant wait to see her.

*squee* Yay! We need pics when you get her! I don't really like most dogs, but the small squishy ones I am such a sucker for. I stop and try to pet all the pugs I see on the street. LOL

Rose Leigh

erotictonic
06-26-2007, 12:02 PM
^^
Good for u. No hard feelings or anything here just wanted to point it out coz I had the feeling u were not meaning it ;)

No, I mean what I am saying. I am just not saying it in a way that will be well-accepted, and I am not saying what you want to hear. Some of the better communicators here can say the same thing in a different way and it will be well-accepted, though not understood by most. They will never be popular here, however.

I'm working on it, but at this point am losing patience when it comes to substantiation of my ideas. I am looking down the road of being a better communicator so that I can get my points across without seeming crass.

Hatshepsut
06-26-2007, 01:51 PM
Well, how is he going to be the next Ingmar Bergman with out PAIIIIINNN and suffering? Now I really wish I had saved filmguy's emails. I had to block his myspace as well!

Rose Leigh
Hehe, I used to call him Holden Caulfield because he'd constantly complain abuot how the world is a piss-soaked urinal cake full of sellouts and how everyone was a pretentious asshole (pot kettle black), as well as constantly put himself in situation that he hated, yet kept going back to so he could complain some more.

Hatshepsut
06-26-2007, 01:52 PM
No, I mean what I am saying. I am just not saying it in a way that will be well-accepted, and I am not saying what you want to hear. Some of the better communicators here can say the same thing in a different way and it will be well-accepted, though not understood by most. They will never be popular here, however.

I'm working on it, but at this point am losing patience when it comes to substantiation of my ideas. I am looking down the road of being a better communicator so that I can get my points across without seeming crass.

Perhaps you should also learn how to take cues of context to tell what is appropriate for the situation as well. Good luck on learning to be tactful.

erotictonic
06-26-2007, 03:02 PM
Perhaps you should also learn how to take cues of context to tell what is appropriate for the situation as well. Good luck on learning to be tactful.

Thanks. I definitely need to fix my own house before trying to help someone else. I am putting myself out there alot more in interactions with others and these have been learning experiences for me.

I don't need popularity, just success.

All Good Things
06-26-2007, 03:24 PM
Oh, Hat, just thought I would ask how you felt about archeologists finally uncovering your mummy. You were the one your son and successor tried to hide, just so nobody knew about you, right?

Must be nice to breathe fresh air after 3,500 years, but I'm not sure where you will actually find any....

Lola Rose
06-26-2007, 03:25 PM
How did you date a guy so gross as #4? Blood spots on your sheets and not washing himself???? wtf?

Lola Rose
06-26-2007, 03:32 PM
er... sorry H, I missed the middle page! Congrats on growing up :D

lwtex52
06-26-2007, 03:51 PM
*Prays that I am NOT one of Hatshepsut's exes. I don't think I am, since I have four ex wives and am still on speaking terms with all of them*

space_Cadet_28
06-26-2007, 10:15 PM
Hatshepsut: Wow, if you didn't already know your name is all over the news.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?xml=/earth/2007/06/27/sciegypt127.xml

Hatshepsut
06-26-2007, 11:29 PM
Yes, I heard that she finally might have been found! She was an incredible woman.