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LuckiCharm
06-24-2007, 09:12 PM
...go to waffle house and grab something to eat. I love their...
Melvis
06-24-2007, 09:47 PM
waitresses who call me "hun" or "sweetie". In fact, the last person to call me such was...
UtahMike
06-24-2007, 09:48 PM
...pecan waffles with hot tortuga sauce. But the very best item on the menu is...
Paintbaby
06-24-2007, 09:54 PM
...the huevos rancheros. Why, when I was a girl I remember...
Samba
06-24-2007, 10:48 PM
sitting on Santa's lap. I asked him for...
Budai
06-24-2007, 10:55 PM
...the keys to a new Corvette. Instead, he gave me...
the hot wheels version of the car I wanted. After that I just..
Budai
06-24-2007, 11:01 PM
...stopped expecting much from portly, bearded men in tight red outfits. All they seemed to do...
Dirty Ernie
06-24-2007, 11:19 PM
...was steal my milk and cookies. And for what, a stocking full of...
CupCake
06-24-2007, 11:24 PM
dirty sanchez action figures...Anyway the easter bunny is...
Dirty Ernie
06-24-2007, 11:30 PM
...way tastier in hassenpfeffer than Santa ever will be. Simply because...
Budai
06-24-2007, 11:32 PM
...seasoned salt and Santa don't mix! On the other hand...
cherryripeboyII
06-25-2007, 04:56 AM
marmalade is yummy, but no where near as good as a....
Lysondra
06-25-2007, 05:42 AM
getting revenge. KentuckyMysteryMan should be...
thefrog
06-25-2007, 06:49 AM
given lots and lots of Enamas. untill he
Swells up like a pinata and little kids hit him with sticks. Man, I remember the last time a bunch of people came at me with sticks...I still can't explain...
BmiWMT14
06-25-2007, 09:35 AM
.....what happened that cold rainy night. The wind was howling, and......
cherry_sin
06-25-2007, 09:37 AM
. . . I was making popcorn for all eleven of my kids. Unfortunately I forgot. . .
Paintbaby
06-25-2007, 09:39 AM
....the popcorn. So instead, we....
BmiWMT14
06-25-2007, 09:51 AM
......roast some day old sunflower seeds. They acctulaly tasted a bit like.......
cherry_sin
06-25-2007, 10:03 AM
. . . those pumpkin seeds we ate out of the jack-o-lantern from last year. Who says you can't . . .
jhuka
06-25-2007, 11:22 AM
...turn new tricks with old seeds! Why all my life I've managed to...
southstbabe
06-25-2007, 11:25 AM
run with scissors and I still have 9 perfectly good.....
jhuka
06-25-2007, 11:34 AM
...appendages, and that's a pretty good record for a Hurricane Cowboy, especially around cutting characters like Jaizaine, Lilith, and Southstbabe, who are witty enough to...
cherry_sin
06-25-2007, 11:42 AM
. . . slice you, dice you, and leave you for the crabs. I only survive by . . .
southstbabe
06-25-2007, 12:12 PM
wrapping myself in saran wrap and grabbing a.......
cherry_sin
06-25-2007, 12:49 PM
. . . lightsaber and doing my Klingon death cry. The drawback, of course, is that . . .
BmiWMT14
06-25-2007, 12:53 PM
..... you could go bling if your not careful. The right way to do it would be to .....
sit down on a snake flavoured car seat and use your.....
Budai
06-25-2007, 01:09 PM
...imagination while picturing yourself riding a dragon. Only then would you be able to...
Paintbaby
06-25-2007, 01:16 PM
...really get the full feel of the Toilet Paper Pinata Effect....
cherry_sin
06-25-2007, 01:18 PM
. . . and revel in the squeezably soft-ness. You'd then become addicted, and . . .
Budai
06-25-2007, 01:25 PM
...enslaved by the Toilet Paper Pinata Effect. After a few days...
cherry_sin
06-25-2007, 01:44 PM
. . . you'd find yourself among the rest of your enslaved captives. You'd all begin chanting . . .
datchapin
06-25-2007, 02:49 PM
This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, but someone will forget the words and say...
datchapin
06-25-2007, 02:59 PM
a habanero pepper in a baboons mouth somewhere in the Amazons, those crazy monkeys.....
italianbeauty
06-25-2007, 03:01 PM
sure know how to throw an awesome party! I remember the time when we...
datchapin
06-25-2007, 03:08 PM
Put a bumper sticker on that Ferarri, boy the owner was...
BlackSheEp3
06-25-2007, 03:28 PM
Put a bumper sticker on that Ferarri, boy the owner was...
so pissed he threw his bagel at me. I had a Chipotle steak burrito today, now i feel so...
Lysondra
06-25-2007, 04:01 PM
...Mexican. But I'm not racist because...
cherry_sin
06-25-2007, 04:17 PM
. . . I have LOTS of Australian friends. I mean, obviously. . .
Lysondra
06-25-2007, 04:19 PM
...I have friends that are black, white, gay and women too!! Although I really hate those...
BlackSheEp3
06-25-2007, 04:48 PM
...I have friends that are black, white, gay and women too!! Although I really hate those...
people who have an axe to grind with me. I can really go for some...
cherry_sin
06-25-2007, 04:51 PM
...cheetohs and makeup sex right about now. If it weren't for that pesky...
datchapin
06-25-2007, 04:56 PM
image of mr. hydes ass pimple being popped by ross, screw the cheetos I could still go for some...
Paintbaby
06-25-2007, 05:38 PM
...big ol' bananas. Wait a minute, these are the wrong goddamned bananas! Who put...?
cherry_sin
06-25-2007, 07:10 PM
. . . the "insertables" in with my food? I'm gonna . . .
All Good Things
06-25-2007, 08:29 PM
...a dancer, who has to live with "insertables" jokes all night long. But at $500 an hour in VIP, you would be surprised what rhinoceros....
Budai
06-25-2007, 08:39 PM
...horn dust can do when stirred into a dry Martini. It's aphrodisiac effects include...
All Good Things
06-25-2007, 09:14 PM
...paranoid delusions of sexual prowess, the inability to achieve, sustain or control an erection and the inability to, er, find it. Side effects include priaprism, necrotizing fasciitis, delusions that you are a cocker spaniel and....