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cherry_sin
06-25-2007, 09:25 PM
. . . believing that you are indeed the sexiest person alive. The only known way to come down from this is . . .

Lysondra
06-25-2007, 09:26 PM
..intense desire to spend lots of money on beautiful half-naked women. But that's okay becuase then they'll....

OH snap... fail...

(try 2)

.. to spend lots of money on beautiful half naked women. But that's okay because then they'll...

(SAVE!)

All Good Things
06-25-2007, 09:33 PM
...indulge that intense desire like only beautiful half-naked women can do. This works out perfectly until you realize at 6:00 AM that you are down $15,000 and have a bar tab....

Lysondra
06-25-2007, 09:35 PM
..because you just had to buy a round of Louis Roederer Cristal for everyone in the bar. And it was really hot tipping that girl the...

MojoJojo
06-25-2007, 09:48 PM
....bikini is falling off of. Besides, the pole is all.....

Lysondra
06-25-2007, 09:51 PM
sweaty from MoJoJoJo's monkey juices. That's what we get for letting him throw his...

MojoJojo
06-25-2007, 09:55 PM
...delicious and expensive monkey-love all around the room. But that's better than when he....

Budai
06-25-2007, 10:26 PM
...hung upside down from the chandelier while peeling a banana. It wasn't just ANY banana, it was...

teeth_of_the_hydra
06-25-2007, 10:57 PM
...Archibald F. Plantain, the selfsame specimen featured in the sensationalist documentary "Banana: The Untold Story." Said film ought not be confused with...

Lysondra
06-25-2007, 11:06 PM
.. "Banana Nuts.. the way we whack off to bananas", for that movie was done not by Archibald but by Van Williams Hybrid. Hybrid has also done such scandalous banana films as...

Paintbaby
06-25-2007, 11:25 PM
.."Hey! Don't call ME Yellow!" and "Skidmarks", which garnered several nods from the Academy...

Budai
06-25-2007, 11:37 PM
for peeling back the veil of secrecy shielding the banana world from public scrutiny. It was time for the novices to...

CupCake
06-26-2007, 04:04 AM
eat fungus covered cocoa-puffs, I think we should all...

teeth_of_the_hydra
06-26-2007, 04:11 AM
...take precautions against rubella and SARS by means of dodging the sneezes of others, and eating a diet high in Vitamins A-K, and L-Z when discovered. I suppose that Vitamin T, in particular...

BlackSheEp3
06-26-2007, 06:23 AM
...take precautions against rubella and SARS by means of dodging the sneezes of others, and eating a diet high in Vitamins A-K, and L-Z when discovered. I suppose that Vitamin T, in particular...

is something i dont get enough of. I wanted to...

southstbabe
06-26-2007, 08:10 AM
play naked golf today but I can't because....

Paintbaby
06-26-2007, 10:28 AM
...that dwarf still hasn't given me back my clubs, and his pet monkey ate the tees, so I guess the only thing I can really do is...

teeth_of_the_hydra
06-26-2007, 10:32 AM
...Hang out on my uncle's veranda and coax this telescoping unitard up my sphincter, which isn't as dreadful as it sounds due to the benevolence of...

southstbabe
06-26-2007, 10:37 AM
the monkey that ate the golf tees because in his little monkey hands......

Budai
06-26-2007, 10:41 AM
...they became tasty morsels. Another snack that he couldn't resist was...

teeth_of_the_hydra
06-26-2007, 11:09 AM
The entirety of Burkina Faso. Amnesty International is going to have a field day. Speaking of field days...

cherry_sin
06-26-2007, 11:41 AM
. . . stripperweb post whores are LOVING this thread. Can we say . . .

Paintbaby
06-26-2007, 11:57 AM
.."Ramalamadingdong?" All together now! But I'd sure like to know where this....

cherry_sin
06-26-2007, 11:58 AM
. . . is going, since so far all we know is we're really dirty kids and a lot of us will be "God/dess status" soon. I mean, honestly . . .

southstbabe
06-26-2007, 11:59 AM
who you calling a whore? The last time I checked...

cherry_sin
06-26-2007, 12:01 PM
. . . we weren't getting PAID to shamelessly up our post count. That's some . . .

BmiWMT14
06-26-2007, 01:06 PM
...wild accusations you are throwing out. On the other hand I could be.....

cherry_sin
06-26-2007, 02:38 PM
. . . of that hot Douche cologne. Oh, how it pains me. . .

teeth_of_the_hydra
06-26-2007, 02:42 PM
in the bundt cake; I shatter about my hollow center and beneath my icing. Promise me, darling, if I die, would you...

cherry_sin
06-26-2007, 02:51 PM
. . . char me and take my ashes to Candyland? I promise I will . . .

BlackSheEp3
06-26-2007, 02:59 PM
. . . char me and take my ashes to Candyland? I promise I will . . .

love the rabbits and feed the goats. I just had some fried calamari and it was so...

LuckyOne
06-26-2007, 03:03 PM
tight and rubbery. One of these mornings I'm going to...

BlackSheEp3
06-26-2007, 03:40 PM
...kick the monkeys out of bed so I can get that extra 10 minutes of sleep. Then again, I could have the monkeys...

eat me out for pleasure. Then im going to...

Budai
06-26-2007, 06:56 PM
...take a hot shower that lasts three days! I wonder if monkey saliva...

cherryripeboyII
06-26-2007, 07:00 PM
is a lubricant, spermicide, or an aphrodisiac. Anyway, hentai anime is so lame I want some good....

Budai
06-26-2007, 07:10 PM
...strokeable material to work with. Maybe a Victoria's Secret catalog, or...

cherryripeboyII
06-26-2007, 07:20 PM
one of those class III Hong Kong Glossies. Umm thats the Ticket, Irene is so hawt I......

teeth_of_the_hydra
06-26-2007, 07:39 PM
Explode in ecstasy while screaming, "Elementary my dear Watson!" In fact, just last week I was on a nonstop flight to Birmingham

cherryripeboyII
06-26-2007, 07:44 PM
When I suddenly realized I left my panties in the wash at the local laundry mat, and they are probably being molested by some undignified underdaks, but not of that matters because the DD stewardess is trying to get my attention, as it seems my.....

Roulette
06-26-2007, 07:46 PM
pants are on fire. I really love it when...

Sitri
06-26-2007, 08:03 PM
I go to the Mexican restaurant and surreptitiously let the hot sauce drip through my open fly while I gaze....

Roulette
06-26-2007, 08:16 PM
lovingly into the eyes of the young man making the tortillas. He has such sweet little...

cherryripeboyII
06-26-2007, 08:23 PM
dimples that I feel I have to tip him but the service is piss pour that I can only leave a

Roulette
06-26-2007, 08:26 PM
pile of poo on a slice of tomato. Some might think this is rude, but in my culture it means...

Roulette
06-26-2007, 09:25 PM
toy poodle Fluffle-Whumps in the back seat of my cherry red chop top Bel Air. While you're back there Fluffle-Whumps really likes it when....

MojoJojo
06-27-2007, 01:14 AM
....tickle their schmickel with your schwanzima. But if you do it while you're naked, then.....

teeth_of_the_hydra
06-27-2007, 04:39 AM
You best bring along some cocktail onions and the tincture of iodine, because things are likely to get a little wild, Fluffle-Whumps not really being the kind of dog who does NOT have rabies. Unlike that awful little twit at the Skittle's factory...

BlackSheEp3
06-27-2007, 06:19 AM
You best bring along some cocktail onions and the tincture of iodine, because things are likely to get a little wild, Fluffle-Whumps not really being the kind of dog who does NOT have rabies. Unlike that awful little twit at the Skittle's factory...

that offered me $100 to bang my wife, needless to say hes breathing through a straw now. I woke up this morning and touched...

Budai
06-27-2007, 06:50 AM
...my natty blue suede shoes. Whenever I put them on, I feel like...

Roulette
06-27-2007, 08:24 AM
Elvis on a good day. Those things are so rancid because once I drunkenly....