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southstbabe
06-27-2007, 10:35 AM
Found myself knee deep in the swamps of Jersey where I found....
BalletBaby
06-27-2007, 12:04 PM
A golden fiddle. The leaches got so bad that I had to...
sassysummer
06-27-2007, 12:07 PM
get a blood transfusion at the hospital where I met a transvestite named..
Paintbaby
06-27-2007, 12:11 PM
...Delores Clitoris. She took one look at me and said, "Giiiiiirl, you can't be SERIOUS about those shoes!" And then she handed me...
southstbabe
06-27-2007, 12:14 PM
A pair of ruby slippers. As I walked out of the hospital I bumped right into...
italianbeauty
06-27-2007, 01:49 PM
her twin sister Labianna. She told the the story of how the two of them...
Budai
06-27-2007, 03:10 PM
...met Harry Paratestes at the airport. Upon arriving at their hotel...
BlackSheEp3
06-27-2007, 03:23 PM
...met Harry Paratestes at the airport. Upon arriving at their hotel...
i saw a goat devouring an apple pie. I stole a...
Budai
06-27-2007, 03:55 PM
...cigarette lighter and tip-toed stealthily towards the goat. Just before I could...
CupCake
06-27-2007, 04:05 PM
catch that damn cheeze weasel, the goat....
Sitri
06-27-2007, 04:55 PM
spit out a piece of paper that looked like a map. It was the directions to where Jimmy Hoffa was buried, so I ........
Roulette
06-27-2007, 05:15 PM
offered the goat a jelly bean for the map, tucked it into my thong. It was a little uncomfortable but I knew I had to....
datchapin
06-27-2007, 05:37 PM
because it was the only thing I was wearing. It really began itching and had me swearing....
Sitri
06-27-2007, 06:32 PM
because it was a red jelly bean and everyone would think I was having my period, plus I am on a diet and I was worrying about how many calories it had and would it make my pussy fat. So dripping this red jelly bean fluid, I quickly...
Budai
06-27-2007, 10:35 PM
...dashed home and showered. Then, I put on my favorite...
Roulette
06-27-2007, 10:41 PM
baby skull necklace and pranced around the livingroom. Then suddenly I remembered the map and...
UtahMike
06-27-2007, 11:30 PM
...decided to play some golf on my way to Jimmy's grave. I got out my putter, and ....
Budai
06-28-2007, 12:24 AM
...caressed my ample cleavage with its smooth shaft, picturing a perfectly stroked ball rolling across the green and settling into the cup. The insistent trilling of my cell phone dissolved my daydream, and...
Sitri
06-28-2007, 05:08 AM
I answered it and to my astonishment it was the FBI who had been doing a warrantless eavesdropping and overheard that I had the map to Jimmy's grave. Knowing that I had to make a decision between finding the body and having it displayed in my living room, or turning it over to the FBI, I ......
southstbabe
06-28-2007, 06:24 AM
hung up on them a quickly called Tony Soprano who was a the Bada Bing and told me I should come right over. I threw on my pin stipe thong and got my ass.....
cherry_sin
06-28-2007, 07:11 AM
. . . on stage and started talking to him from the tip rail. We hurriedly decided . . .
Budai
06-28-2007, 09:31 AM
...that even though his good friend (remember "Pussy"?) was sleeping with the fishes, Tony himself was an adequate cunnilinguist. As we were discussing where to meet later...
BlackSheEp3
06-28-2007, 11:04 AM
...that even though his good friend (remember "Pussy"?) was sleeping with the fishes, Tony himself was an adequate cunnilinguist. As we were discussing where to meet later...
in the mansion of Charle's Wonka. I love me some...
cherry_sin
06-28-2007, 11:07 AM
. . . borderline illegal sex. The best one was when . . .
BlackSheEp3
06-28-2007, 11:15 AM
. . . borderline illegal sex. The best one was when . . .
i was with 18 year old Jessica. I almost punched my...
cherry_sin
06-28-2007, 12:50 PM
. . . other girlfriend in the head, though - who knew they were that flexible? I guess that . . .
Paintbaby
06-28-2007, 02:05 PM
.. a little castration is in order, so I took out my rusty pair of pliers....
cherry_sin
06-28-2007, 02:18 PM
. . . and went to work. By the time I sobered up . . .
Budai
06-28-2007, 02:44 PM
...I didn't know what to make of my project. Apparently, it's much more difficult to...
cherry_sin
06-28-2007, 02:50 PM
. . . turn into a woman than southpark led me to beleive. At least . . .
missjzone
06-28-2007, 03:38 PM
I now know that I enjoy excruciating pain. Which caused me. . .
Budai
06-28-2007, 08:04 PM
...to put Paris Hilton's self-titled 2006 CD release on auto-repeat at high volume. Then, having guaranteed myself hours of agony, I...
teeth_of_the_hydra
06-28-2007, 08:57 PM
...was feeling quite rambunctious. I recalled the sensation of my most relevant pair of pantaloons billowing about my posterior, and knew at that moment I needed to embark upon a quest to...
Budai
06-28-2007, 09:10 PM
...locate that most elusive of prizes. Yes, indeed, you guessed it: "The Platinum...
Sunshine73
06-28-2007, 10:59 PM
...Clit Ring. I went to have to have my clit pierced before, however...
MojoJojo
06-29-2007, 12:45 AM
....they told me I didn't qualify. So instead I decided to....
sleepyboy
06-29-2007, 04:00 AM
...work at the night shift at Taco Bell to pay for a sex change operation. I decided to go to the doctor who told me,...
Budai
06-29-2007, 04:48 AM
...that moonlighting at Taco Bell would be a slow way to pay for a sex flip. Dr. Feelgood suggested that I consider...
BlackSheEp3
06-29-2007, 06:54 AM
...that moonlighting at Taco Bell would be a slow way to pay for a sex flip. Dr. Feelgood suggested that I consider...
becoming a gender chameleon. Im so horny i could...
Budai
06-29-2007, 09:21 AM
...go down on Phyllis Diller! Even the crack of dawn is turning me on, because...
teeth_of_the_hydra
06-29-2007, 09:25 AM
...At least it ain't hairy, and I've always been a butt man. But enough wanking! I'm a busy guy, and today I've got to perfect my dogie-roping, so that I can...
BlackSheEp3
06-29-2007, 03:11 PM
...At least it ain't hairy, and I've always been a butt man. But enough wanking! I'm a busy guy, and today I've got to perfect my dogie-roping, so that I can...
play with the devils and dance with the wolves. I plan to eat some pink tacos and then run for the....
MojoJojo
06-29-2007, 04:48 PM
...presidency. Yo Monica! Bring me some...
GoldCoastGirl
06-29-2007, 05:03 PM
of that sweet fine booty of yours over here, to me. Hmm... now I feel like....
PookaShell
06-29-2007, 06:59 PM
...do pooka's laundry in the nude except for a pirate hat. Only because I...
MojoJojo
06-30-2007, 12:56 AM
...wear an eyepatch wearing a spiffy hat and say GARRRRRR!. But instead I'm going to....
PookaShell
06-30-2007, 01:04 AM
....move a bunch of chickens their cages to different cages. I worry about their sharp talons...
sleepyboy
06-30-2007, 03:52 AM
...because they remind of the time I got drunk and slept with this girl name Phallon. I talked to her the next day and she said...
BlackSheEp3
06-30-2007, 07:49 AM
...because they remind of the time I got drunk and slept with this girl name Phallon. I talked to her the next day and she said...
omg you were like so amazing in bed. I then told her it comes naturally and that i recently made...
Budai
06-30-2007, 07:56 AM
...an instructional DVD for those who lack sexual skills. The title of my tutorial is...