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Dirty Ernie
06-30-2007, 08:51 AM
..."How to do It with SheEp". It didn't sell very well, except in....

Budai
06-30-2007, 10:58 AM
...Wyoming, where men are men and sheep are nervous. Come to think of it, another...

Lola Rose
06-30-2007, 11:05 AM
video I made is about to come out. It's titled...

Budai
06-30-2007, 02:07 PM
..."A Rose By Any Name." It's about a woman who...

cherryripeboyII
06-30-2007, 03:01 PM
dances during the day and sleeps at night. I'm sure the critics will pan it but....

MojoJojo
06-30-2007, 03:33 PM
....they're a bit busy with critiquing Family Guy. I wonder why it's so itchy....

Budai
06-30-2007, 05:15 PM
...around my nipples after I rub Tabasco sauce on my chest and stomach. Maybe it's because I waited...

GoldCoastGirl
06-30-2007, 08:01 PM
and waited... and waited... and waited. Then I got sick of waiting....

Budai
06-30-2007, 08:14 PM
...and picked up the telephone. I speed-dialed my good friend...

BlackSheEp3
06-30-2007, 08:27 PM
...and picked up the telephone. I speed-dialed my good friend...

Juan, my secret lover from Mexico. He and i have been discreetly seeing each other for 3 months and we plan to...

BlackSheEp3
06-30-2007, 08:29 PM
...save our money and buy a midget. I had a crazy idea involving a midget, orange electrical tape, and...

coconut paste. We are now about to...

Budai
06-30-2007, 09:31 PM
...have rotisserie sex with our midget, who arrived via FedEx just moments ago. We've taped the midget up in a hammock on the balcony, so that...

Guenevere
06-30-2007, 09:44 PM
...we could run to the store and get some beef jerky. Then I think we're going to grab some neighbors and...

BlackSheEp3
06-30-2007, 11:19 PM
...we could run to the store and get some beef jerky. Then I think we're going to grab some neighbors and...

convince them to join in on the fun. Right now were planning to play...

GoldCoastGirl
07-01-2007, 12:47 AM
twister. Now I'm getting distracted by the pussy over on the right of me....

BlackSheEp3
07-01-2007, 07:40 AM
twister. Now I'm getting distracted by the pussy over on the right of me....

cause it has a gigantic labia. I feel so...

Budai
07-01-2007, 11:44 AM
...aroused at the moment. Nothing is prettier than a...

Budai
07-07-2007, 07:23 AM
...I think it's a Siamese. Cats are my favorite pets because...

Lysondra
07-07-2007, 11:40 PM
..they lick great pussy. Just like...

All Good Things
07-08-2007, 12:33 AM
...every true gentleman who lives by the law that ladies come first...and second...and third. Eventually you lose count because....

MojoJojo
07-08-2007, 01:50 AM
...you run out of fingers. But you still have toes, so you can...

Budai
07-08-2007, 05:34 AM
...make do with them until you run out of those, too. After that...

Budai
07-08-2007, 08:26 AM
...didn't live in a shoe but was crazy about Manolo Blahnik. In fact, she...

angelina
07-08-2007, 05:41 PM
re-mortgaged her house to buy some more. She had corns and

Budai
07-08-2007, 06:52 PM
...liked her geriatric boyfriend to massage them before they made "the beast with two backs." He was the local shuffleboard champion and...

BmiWMT14
07-09-2007, 09:25 AM
... Had not been beaten in over 4 years. However her met his match when......

Budai
07-09-2007, 10:36 AM
... Had not been beaten in over 4 years. However he met his match when......

...he challenged Morty Bliggens of Serene Meadows Senior Center. After getting smoked like a cigar, the defeated champion shook his opponent's hand and...

datchapin
07-09-2007, 05:05 PM
Challenged him to a rematch. After getting toasted again he....

Budai
07-09-2007, 06:18 PM
...glumly decided to direct his energies elsewhere. As he drove past the local mall, he noticed...

datchapin
07-09-2007, 06:54 PM
a hot girl walking around bucky nekkid. He immediately....

Budai
07-09-2007, 07:01 PM
...got Viagra hard and pulled his Cadillac Eldorado over to the curb. With a trembling finger, he leaned over, lowered the passenger side power window and...

datchapin
07-09-2007, 07:07 PM
said excuse me miss, you seem to have forgotten your high heels. Do you want a ride to go get them? To which she replied...

Budai
07-09-2007, 07:09 PM
..."That would be fabulous!" She hopped into the car, fastened her seat belt across her ample bosom, and...

All Good Things
07-09-2007, 10:00 PM
...noticed my open copy of Penthouse Letters on the dashboard. Turning to me, she smiled sweetly and said, "We're being filmed by your ex-wife's lawyer's detective, so you can give all your money to her or to...

Budai
07-09-2007, 10:05 PM
...me so that I can buy a tight outfit to cover my hot, bucky nekkid behind! After that, you and I could hop a plane and fly to...