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I_luv_dancers!
06-28-2007, 07:00 AM
Nay-
smelly breath, esp cigarette breath. I home in on the nonsmokers!
not paying attention
fake moans
too much air between dancer and me and between dancer's ears
SS & hard sell

Yay-
soft touches, breathing in my ear
improvisation - dont' stick to the script
tell me the rules, nicely. In fact put my hands where they're allowed to go. Spent a couple dances sitting on my hands once. Afterward I told her I wished I could touch her and she said it was ok. She may have been working it, but she got another couple dances.
Converse intelligently, playfully. Dirty talk is an art. Done right it's nirvana, done wrong - bleah.

Thanks for asking!

8TJ
06-28-2007, 07:44 AM
oh as a dancer I hate the ass slap and I never do it! I think it's silly but a couple of custies have asked me to slap it so i will.

But i see sooooooooo many dancers slapping their asses continually.

Do u guys like it?

HATE the ass slap. On stage or off
Dislike - Dancing for me and looking off over my shoulder for long periods of
time
Hands that suddenly roam in new and different places in the last 20 seconds of a dance
Fake moans or proclamations of arousal
Telling me how slow the night is, what bad tippers you are getting etc etc

Love
Mental energy- Upbeat, I want to be here approach
Rub my chest, legs, thighs - all a tease
Be your self, minimal SS please

EtchyLives
06-28-2007, 09:49 AM
Pro:
1. Girls who are enjoying themselves. If you're having a bad night and I can tell, I'll be FAR less inclined to buy another dance. However, if you're having fun (or faking it well) and I'm having fun, what's another couple bucks for another dance. I'm all ready in trouble if I'm at the club in the first place.

2. Flirting. I'm a flirt. If you're a flirt and good at it, I will gladly spend some more time with you.

3. 2nd the "Tell me the rules up front." If I'm a new guy to you, politely ask me if I know the rules. I, also, have 'safely tucked my arms behind the chair in error.

4. Eye contact. This goes along with flirting. I like girls eyes. I like your other bits, too, but eyes can do a lot to make a good dance better.

Cons:
1. Dirty Talk. Take that dirty talk, throw it on the bed, and fuck it hard in the ass. Put it away. Put it far away.

2. Complimenting me. Yes, I like being told I look nice. No, I don't believe you. This is my fantasy. Let me keep it mine.

3. "Buy me a drink." This is the norm in Korea. I expect it when I travel there. Here in America, if I like you, I'll buy you a drink. However, it will cost the same price as mine. Not double. I would rather have a girl ask me to pay and sit and talk rather than buy a drink.

Damn. Now I want to go to a club....

HappyJack
06-28-2007, 05:47 PM
, last night I was sliding down my guys front, and I realized, what if I'm squashing his dick
thanks!
I don't like it as much when there's no contact.
I LOVE having my dick "squashed" by a nice azz. ;D

Mastridonicus
06-28-2007, 06:34 PM
It's pretty informal to call myself a customer anymore; however, I do remember some things that used to fit these categories.

What Turns Mast Off In a Dancer:

- Don't break up with your boyfriend, the bouncer, while on my lap. (If you're still working at Oz and reading this, what the hell's wrong with you?)
- Don't tell me what you had for dinner last night through the art of the belch.
- Don't brag about said belch. I don't care if your friends aren't as good as you. There is a time and a place.
- Do not compare me to people you have dated, are related to, or are friends with. This pretty much goes for everyone. Comparisons are made - keep them in your head. There is no positive outcome when money is involved (it's like announcing you're thinking about somebody else). Again, I'm not so stupid as to believe this isn't happening, but just because I can't smell it doesn't mean I still have to know you have gas.
- Don't "surprise me" with this second dancer that just HAS to do a double with me. If it were the thought that counts, a lot more women would be pregnant.
- Erections.
- Audible song counting.
- Telling me it's 'huge'. What the fuck do you even say to that? "Thank you, it's good to know that THAT is fine, it's the rest of me that's the problem"?
- Queefs. If I didn't put the air in there, I don't want to hear it come out.
- A miscalculated headstand. I didn't buy dinner, so I don't want to taste it at 25 mph.
- Being visible by The Watcher. I hate having my dancers watched by the free ride, whether it be a bouncer or a customer.

What Opens Mast's Wallet:

- Bunnies.
- The feeling of personalized dances. If done right, everyone can be unique and special to you.
- Kinetics. Not extras-ish, but little things like holding my hand on the way to the PD area.
- Polite, low-level conversation that I can build on if I want.
- Leftover ejaculate.
- Try to be conscious about the area you're seating your customers in. If you think I'm going to go the distance and spend a lot of money, try finding a cleaner booth. Trust me, we see it. Even if you can't find a better seat, go that extra mile by at least wiping the seat off.
- I like it when you know the music that you're dancing to & can actually put on a show. For me it's more about the showmanship and less about the grindage.
- Pointing out the ninjas. If I don't know they're there, I'm gonna be nervous, so might as well just point 'em out and get the fight out of the way.
- ACTUALLY STRIP. My private dance with you is not the 3rd or 4th song in your stage set. I'm buying the private dance because I liked the show and I wanted to see an encore performance from the beginning.
- Carry a 60 or higher WPM typing skill to be my lovely transcriptionist as I drive.

xdamage
06-28-2007, 06:54 PM
- Pointing out the ninjas. If I don't know they're there, I'm gonna be nervous, so might as well just point 'em out and get the fight out of the way.

Problem is the r3al ninjas are undetectable.

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

missjzone
06-28-2007, 07:23 PM
I don't really like when a dancer uses dirty talk. Mostly because I know it is BS in about 99.9% of cases and it kind of deadens the experience for me. To be frank I would rather have her talk about the weather...;D

Going beyond the basics (gorgeous naked woman dancing for me). What I do like is smiles and playfulness. If she exhibits an enjoyable personality, well, that makes it fun. I am there to have fun first and foremost.

weather. right!;)

ARCOR
06-28-2007, 08:39 PM
LOL, this is a great thread it should be a sticky.

I don't have many gripes. I havn't had many bad dances. :)

Cons:

Glitter, can't really explain away this /:O
Don't like air dances-whats the point of getting the dance
Girls that ask me to massage them :confused:

Pros:
Ear nibbling
Hummers :D
Slow butt grid on my crotch
Lots of nipple time
Knee caressing my balls without bashing them :cloud9:
Hands on my chest and stomach
I don't mind the nipple pinching but really don't understand it.
More than one move
Face to face contact

lestat1
06-28-2007, 09:31 PM
Problem is the r3al ninjas are undetectable.

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

Sooner or later, no matter the forum, that link eventually gets posted. It's the Kevin Bacon of Website 'six degrees of separation.' :)

jaizaine
06-28-2007, 10:40 PM
I am learning sooooooooo much from this thread, thanks guys and kept em coming.

A few have mentioned nipple pinching being a turn-off. Do u like it when a dancer slides her hand thru the space between buttons on your shirt and just touches the nipples softly or your chest?

crizgolfer
06-29-2007, 04:41 AM
weather. right!;)

Yeah the weather, because I always keep my picnic basket nearby.

RoseWhite
06-29-2007, 10:12 AM
I am learning sooooooooo much from this thread, thanks guys and kept em coming.

A few have mentioned nipple pinching being a turn-off. Do u like it when a dancer slides her hand thru the space between buttons on your shirt and just touches the nipples softly or your chest?

Good question! This is such a gamble. Some guys love it, some guys hate it and seem insulted or weirded out that it would even occur to us. I'm not talking about aggressively hard pinching right off the bat, I reserve that for if it's made very obvious that they want it, but a little playful nipple play . . . you really never know what the reaction's going to be. I don't think there's any one answer. Am I right on this, guys?

VegasPrincess
06-29-2007, 10:42 AM
Obviously I'm a stripper but I get a LOT of lap dances as a customer at various establishments which shall remain un-named.... so I'm going to do this:

Turn offs:

Acting weird because I'm a girl. I'm super chill and a stripper too!!

Bitching about your problems. I'm here to get crazy and have fun. I have problems too, but would like to pretend for a couple hours that problems do not exist.

Being overly agressive. No I don't want a dance means No I don't want a dance.

Hanging out at my table indefinitely. As a stripper, I don't even get why you would just hang out with me for an hour after we only got like four lapdances? If I'm done with a bunch of lap dances, I'm generally done and would like to maybe get a different girl over here. That sounds really bitchy, but hey, I know when to leave and they should too!

Turn ons:

A fun, goofy and happy personality.

Obviously a banging body.

The classic flip your hair and run it along my body. That is ultra-hot

Lapaholic
06-29-2007, 05:33 PM
Good question! This is such a gamble. Some guys love it, some guys hate it and seem insulted or weirded out that it would even occur to us. I'm not talking about aggressively hard pinching right off the bat, I reserve that for if it's made very obvious that they want it, but a little playful nipple play . . . you really never know what the reaction's going to be. I don't think there's any one answer. Am I right on this, guys?

Yes u r right; fondle my man-boobies all u like but dont squeeze my nipples hard. I dont like it either. I remember one dancer took my nipplets ( cause i could not in all honesty call them nipples ) and squeezed 'em like like she was popping a pimple. I was tearing up from the pain :(!!!

Thats why - believe or not - I dont grab a dancers breasts even when allowed. I let her show me how to touch them cause I know how some women have very sensitive breasts and I would rather not have her kick me because I grabbed too hard. ( I am sounding too polite arent I??? I need some aggression training!!! :-\)

crizgolfer
06-29-2007, 06:34 PM
On the topic of the nipple pinch. Put me on the record as not liking it. They are sensitive and nice caresses feel great, but pinches hurt (probably the same as on a woman). I know one dancer that insists on giving a good and hard nipple pinch when she sees me and I never like it. I guess she doesn't understand the phrase "please don't."

I can only think of one other dancer that gave me a really hard pinch. I made a wise ass comment (I know it is hard to believe) and probably deserved it. At least she was laughing while I was rolled over in pain...;D

ninas_regular
06-29-2007, 07:11 PM
Agree with just about everyone here.

Offs:
- Bad Smell. Nothing will make my arousal go from 10 to 0 faster. Bad smell can be either funk or cheap perfume.
- "Wanna Dance?"
- Forgetting me. If I spend money on a VIP with you, you should damn well remember me next time I stop by the club - even if its three months later. I've had girls forget me 2 weeks later. I don't care how good you look, that is the ultimate sin and you'll never see me grab for my wallet to pay you for anything again.

Ons:
- Good Smell. Nothing will make my arousal go from 0 to 10 faster. A little $20 investment at Bath & Body Works will guarantee a $200 return (at least from me)
- Hair. Long, clean smelling hair. (there's that smell again).
- Eye contact. Don't skimp on those fake eye lashes.
- Remembering me. I met one dancer with whom we had great a conversation. I had maybe 2 dances in an hour (I paid her an extra $80 for her time when we were done though). Didn't see her again for 2 months and she remembered exactly where the conversation left off. I don't know if she is like that with all customers or it is just me (we were talking about some pretty nerdy shit), but needless to say she is in my top 5.
- Changing outfits. When my fave says "I'll be back, save my seat" and comes back ten minutes later freshened up in a different, sexier outfit, it heightens the fantasy. It doesn't ask if I am ready for the VIP, it says that she is ready for the VIP.
- As far as position, the drape is nice, but there is one position that is hard to explain. When she is bent over across your lap maybe bracing herself with another chair. Her ass is in the air but turned away from you and you have a clear view down her entire back to the top of her ass crack. Her face is near yours near your ear and she is watching you while grinding like pseudo-sex. Basically, you can smell her, imagine yourself hitting that from behind, and she is watching you as if to say "You know you want this." Oh yeah, that's the winner. 1 more lap dance please.

The funny thing is these posts rarely say "gigantic tits" or a "bud-dunk-a-dunk". Body is hardly mentioned. As the Jewish guy in "Coming to America" would say "Accckh-Hah. Acccckh-Hah". Yeah, I know it's Eddie Murphy.

viccafan
06-29-2007, 08:23 PM
Eye contact is a turn-on and at the other end of the spectrum, nothing is more of a turn-off than a dancer scanning the club while on your lap. I feel like saying " hello, remember me ?"

I couldn't agree more. I like to look at the dancer's face when she dances and it really ruins the experience when I can tell she's just looking for the next customer.

As far as what I like:
- Flirty dancers. I know it's just a game, but I like it when dancers call me "sweetie" or compliment me
- Light touching on the neck or chest.
- Smiles
- A kiss on the cheek at the end.

And I don't like:
- I wear glasses and can't see without them. Sometimes dancers end up mashing my glasses into my face.
- Asking me how old I am. I get that a lot. Never been asked how much money I make or how much I weigh though.

GeorgeBailey
06-30-2007, 03:20 AM
Don't like:

Bad odors...again, don't shove your butt in my face if you haven't cleaned up lately.
Ass slap/booty shake....I just don't get it.
"Wanna dance?"
Robo dancer/staring at the mirror
Telling me how much it's going to cost to fix your car
At a contact club, telling me how much you can't stand having guys' hands on you (this is going to make me want to buy dances?)
Spending time off of my lap during a lap dance
Purple nurple
Carrying on a conversation with another dancer during my dance, like two housefraus over a clothesline.

Like:
Eye contact
Slow, sensual dances
Breathing in my ear
Your hands on me, as much as is legal...I love it when a dancer gives MY ass a squeeze
"Hummers"
Playfulness
Great smelling (not overpowering) perfume/body wash
Clean, great smelling hair
Hand holding
Cuddling/body drape
Light neck/shoulder massage before, between, or after dances

Great thread. Thanks for the opportunity to comment.

Suave Marco
06-30-2007, 10:38 AM
Dislikes:

- Disrobing like you just got out of the gym and getting ready for a hard Monday at work.
- Glitter.
- Asking more than once if I'd like to go VIP or whatever.
- Double-teaming me for a 3-some when I barely have spare money for a decent 15 minute dance with one (long story).
- Talking to other strippers through the see-through curtain During the dance.
- Doing something other than dancing. I once had a girl give me a (quite decent) massage once because I was tense. It felt good, but, if I'd wanted a massage, I would have gone to a massage parlor.
- Asking how much I make. Asking where I work is one thing, but, how much I make is only allowed to be asked if I'm buying a house or something that requires that question to be asked.

Likes:
- Extra's.
- I'm one of those guys that do like the hard grind.
- Seeing her enjoy herself.
- Having her place my hand wherever she likes.
- feeling my chest.
- Nice Perfume.
- A decent conversation BEFORE the dance.

Suave Marco
06-30-2007, 10:42 AM
This should be the "Customer Service Thread" ... haha

lolagetz
06-30-2007, 02:41 PM
Likes:
- Extra's.


Sorry to pipe up here, but... why is this allowed? Why are men allowed to say things like this on our site? So some newbie can read this thread and go, "Okay, here's my list of things that men like in a dance. This guy likes extras, so I'd better start giving out free BJ's during a dance, I guess.." ??? >:(

ExoticEngineer
06-30-2007, 04:49 PM
Wow, this thread has been great! I have to admit...I'm a spanker. An ass slapper. Not ALL the time mind you, but at some point during a dance, usualyl when I'm laying across his lap, and my ass is in the air, and we're both looking at it, and it's almost screaming "SPANK ME!" well, I do. :( But it seems guys don't like this....?

And one poster said something about rubbing boobs on his stomache is a waste of time....but...but...what if your shirt is up and it's boob skin on tummy skin? Is that STILL a waste of time? I LOVE to do that! :( hehehe

Seriously though, this thread has been great, I'm glad most you guys have such great responses to this.

Mast, one of your likes really really confused me...but I'll leave it alone.

doc-catfish
06-30-2007, 05:12 PM
I think if there's anything to be learned from this thread its that one size doesn't fit all, so while this is by no means my complete list (its posted somewhere in the catacombs of SW or SCJ and I'm too lazy to search for it), here's a simple and generalized like/dislike.

IN: Dancer who tries to tailor her performance to the customer's wishes, even going so much as to ask for active input while she's hustling me.

OUT: Dancer who gives the same ol' mechanical grind forward, grind backwards dance. Despite popular misconceptions, there are more erogenous zones on me than my crotch, and more erogenous zones on your body than your crotch, or your boobs...
:boobies:

...although EE is welcome to rub hers on my stomach if she wants. :rotfl:

DanPatrick
06-30-2007, 06:57 PM
specific dislikes (yes, these happened):
- Had a lady take a cell phone call during a VIP dance. She faced away from me, continued to grind while carrying on her conversation. The call must have lasted five minutes.
- Had a lady count her money for the night during a dance. Same deal, faced away from me, grinding away, counting money.
- Take some clothes off. It was a topless club, nothing ever came off. She seemed puzzled when I didn't want a second dance.
- Moderation... remember, anything can be taken to an extreme. Her tongue lightly flicking my ear might have felt nice... whatever she was doing felt more like an ear wash.

more general dislikes:
- If I'm paying by the song and a song has already started, wait for the next song rather than starting in the middle of the current and expecting me to pay full price when you only dance for the last minute of a song.
- If I get a second dance, don't do exactly the same thing you did the first dance. If you're going to do the same moves, at least do them in a different order.
- If you have a move that involves your knees on my thighs, drop it. Yes, you're a tiny little thing who weighs almost nothing. But when that weight is pressing down on my thighs through your thin, sexy knees, it hurts.

likes:
- On the way to the lap dance area/VIP room, take my hand and lead the way.
- Eye contact. I know this is in almost every other response. Yes, it's so important that I'm repeating it.
- Any move that gets your face close to mine or your breath on my neck or ear is nice.
- Touch me. Face, hair, neck, chest, thighs. Fingernails and light scratching over clothing on the chest and back. A brief neck/shoulder massage is always nice.
- Touch yourself. My favorite dancer (since retired) could kneel in front of me during a dance and slowly work her hands from her hips up her body, across her neck and into her hair that drove me crazy. Slow and sensual with lots of eye contact.
- If it's a club where I'm allowed to touch, put your hands on top of mine and move my hands over your body. Slowly.
- After the dance(s), let me watch you get dressed. It's almost as much fun as watching you get undressed.
- Walk me back to my table when the dance is over. Take my hand again. A hug is nice when we're back at the table.

Madcap
06-30-2007, 08:37 PM
...although EE is welcome to rub hers on my stomach if she wants. :rotfl:


I'll second that any day of the week. I can't believe people don't like that. It drives me crrraaazzzyyy!

slowpoke
07-01-2007, 04:09 PM
HI!

I'm wondering what are some pet peeves of the patrons when getting a lap dance.

For instance, last night I was sliding down my guys front, and I realized, what if I'm squashing his dick but he's to shy to say anything or look visibly shaken?

tell me what you DON'T like about lap dances then follow that up with what you LOVE -

please.

thanks!

I’ve always wondered why dancers slap their butts. It does not do anything for me, I thinks it looks silly. Perhaps the dancers enjoy it?

Last time I was in a club, a young lady introduced herself to me while pressing her tits against me and unzipping my pants. She reached inside, grasped the goodies and suggested we adjourn to a room. This was an effective sales technique.

Just grind hard and fast. I’ll worry about my dick.

Jenny
07-01-2007, 05:10 PM
Last time I was in a club, a young lady introduced herself to me while pressing her tits against me and unzipping my pants. She reached inside, grasped the goodies and suggested we adjourn to a room. This was an effective sales technique.
Thank you - but I think we're all on top of the whole "promises of "extras" will help make the sale" school of thought. Why don't we try to keep the advice on topic and useful?


Just grind hard and fast. I’ll worry about my dick.
And just goes to show - after all the guys saying that they don't like it. Individual tastes. Just ask the customer at the time.

Bridgette
07-01-2007, 06:04 PM
^I think the ones who stare in the mirror constantly are the MOST self-conscious ones. Desperate to ensure they are always in a "pretty" position.

UtahMike
07-01-2007, 08:39 PM
And one poster said something about rubbing boobs on his stomache is a waste of time....but...but...what if your shirt is up and it's boob skin on tummy skin? Is that STILL a waste of time? I LOVE to do that! :( hehehe
I was the one who said that. If you are going to pull my shirt up and rub your bare boobs on me, please rub them on my chest, not my tummy. That would be exciting. If your boobies cross my belly on the way to my chest, that would be OK, but I have no erogenous zones on my belly.

Hey, I'll be frank. In spite of diet, exercise, lifting weights, etc., my gut remains rather prominent. I am rather sensitive about it and rarely let anyone see me without a shirt. I suppose some guy with six pack abs might feel differently.

However, I was thinking of the girl who spent MOST of the dance rubbing back and forth, sideways, on my belly.

Also, in contrast to the poster above, if anyone unzipped my pants and reached inside, that would be the end of our business together. I don't touch yours, you don't touch mine. Gives me the creeps to even think about it.

Bob_Loblaw
07-02-2007, 01:37 AM
And one poster said something about rubbing boobs on his stomache is a waste of time....but...but...what if your shirt is up and it's boob skin on tummy skin? Is that STILL a waste of time? I LOVE to do that! :( hehehe

I for one enjoy the boob to stomach rub. Boob skin on tummy skin is nice. But I find incidental skin/skin contact much hotter than intentional skin/skin contact (i.e., shirt lifts up due to dancer sliding up against me vs. dancer lifting up my shirt)

Lysondra
07-02-2007, 02:07 AM
How to dance for a girl!!!:

Face her nearly the whole time, they normally don't like ass or grinding or crotch shots. Rub your body gently against hers. Nuzzle her ear with your nose and slide it down the bone of her chin while your other hand plays with her hair very lightly.. just enough to run that tingle up her neck. Breathe lightly on her but use your nose not your mouth so it's softer and make it seem like it's because you're turned on - you know the kind of breathing I mean. If you're not sure about breast touching, caress -around- her breasts.. the little rounded W shape... either she'll get completely teased and make you touch her breasts or she'll just enjoy the soft touching. PAY ATTENTION TO HER. Women love (and you know it) to feel like they are beautiful supple and soft creatures... so run your fingers up her arms and smile when she shivers, then whisper in her ear how beautiful she is. Run your hands along her body without being sexual... down her arms, her sides, the W I mentioned earlier.. and watch your hands.. pretend (or for me, just enjoy! Don't need to pretend) that your hands touching her body is the hottest thing ever. Appreciate her form and her shape and her beauty with your eyes and hands.

At least, that's how I like it and that's how I do it. ;)

Edit: Hmm, probably should've made this a new post, but I saw other girls were wondering what they were supposed to do. Sorry. :x

Littlelo
07-02-2007, 02:18 AM
^^I think I got a little flushed just reading that. *blush*

jaizaine
07-02-2007, 05:09 AM
thats hot LM

Yekhefah
07-02-2007, 08:07 AM
*wistful sigh* Morri, you should teach a class.

JusticeSpeaks
07-02-2007, 02:03 PM
As a dancer and as a customer...

I like: When a dancer moves as if your invisible hands are touching her body. I dont want a Britney Spears dance routine. I like it when her own hands touch her body... as if every touch was soothing and electric.

I like eye contact on occasion... I mean too much or too little can be... not so attractive.

If a girl is touching me... I like the idea that shes enjoying it... and I figure if she is touching me, she is doing it by choice and not because she has to.

Women are soft, smooth, and beautiful... a woman giving a dance for another woman should embody that. Although, I did get a dance from this Betty Paige like girl once... very dominatrix style without being silly or scary... and I must say... SO FUN! Kinda like being on a rollercoaster ride or something.

I also had a featured dancer tie me up with her panty hose... THAT! Was hawt...

Watching other dancers I would have to say a smile counts for a lot... even if there is no one to smile at. At one point in my career I got really bored with being on stage... ya know I was going through the motions.

Then a boyfriend and I went to a club... and I saw the same thing... until another dancer came out... smiling. She seemed to light the whole place up. I thought, what a DIFFERENCE that makes.

So when I went back to work I got on stage with an enthusiastic smile (whether I was feeling it or not) and I was getting tipped like crazy... Now as a dancer this gets trying when people thank you verbally instead of putting some cash in my hand. If you like my enthusiasm and Im putting some light into your life... and you have said that I am the reason men come to into clubs like this... then reward me with money.

I can stroke my own ego ya know?

Anyways... I also think girls who slap their ass like they are a horse in a race... gets really ridiculous. I also dont like seeing large floppy breasts shaken back and forth violently. Or any breasts shaken really hard looks... goofy.

Although I am really impressed with booty shaking... maybe because I know its hard to do. If the guys tried doing it at home themselves they'd realize its not so easy. So I respect a girl who can pop it like its hot.

From the perspective of a dancer with my male customers...

I like fresh breath and all your teeth in your mouth. I like the customer smelling good, like he showers.

Shirts minus the pocket protector, buttons, or fabric made from straw... Look, if you want a girl up on you... you best be inviting. Stubble is a problem too... I dont want to rake my breast on sand paper.

Oh... and the lizard men are so weird... the ones that cant keep their tongues in their mouth.

Also, I dont like it when men ask me to do MORE... If I want my breast in your face it will happen... if I like you. If I keep my distance from you there is a SPECIFIC reason for that. Now if a guy is genuine and asks questions in a VERY polite way... I may tell him why Im not dancing closer...

Guys assume that because they are older, I may not find them very hot or attractive. Now thats not true... I have found older men sometimes more attractive than younger ones. It all depends on the person.

I have let men touch me respectfully if their touch is mature and sensitive... as oppossed to grasping, clutching, needy, and desperate. If Im having to fight you off or scold you and youre hissing at me with your foul breath... Im gonna run... or worse.

RoseLeigh
07-02-2007, 06:21 PM
How to dance for a girl!!!:


*swoons* *buys a plane ticket to Australia*

Rose Leigh

Mastridonicus
07-02-2007, 06:35 PM
How to dance for a girl!!!:


How do you work around the penis?

UtahMike
07-07-2007, 01:41 AM
Although I am really impressed with booty shaking... maybe because I know its hard to do. If the guys tried doing it at home themselves they'd realize its not so easy. So I respect a girl who can pop it like its hot.
OK, so it's hard to do, and I respect the effort that goes into it, but just because it's hard to do does not mean that I enjoy watching it. Sorry, but I think it is boring to watch.

James Bond
07-07-2007, 04:37 AM
I usually tell a dancer, while we chit-chat, what I like and don't like before she dances for me (not a long list, just a couple of likes and a couple dislikes).

Nine out of ten times she'll know what I want. While she's dancing for me for the first or second time, I may tell her that something she's doing is unnecessay, or, if I like it a lot, I'll let here know that, too.

Maybe the dancers could ask a customer, while they're chit-chatting, what he likes and doesn't like. If you knew what he likes beforehand, you could sell 3 to 5 dances instead of just 1 or 2, and he may come back to you in the future.

He may want a ham and cheese sandwich and you're selling egg salad. Instead of him going from dancer to dancer looking for a ham and cheese sandwich (Metaphor), just ask him what he wants, then give it to him (except extras, of course). :D

slims099
07-15-2007, 11:55 AM
HI!

I'm wondering what are some pet peeves of the patrons when getting a lap dance.

For instance, last night I was sliding down my guys front, and I realized, what if I'm squashing his dick but he's to shy to say anything or look visibly shaken?

tell me what you DON'T like about lap dances then follow that up with what you LOVE -

please.

thanks!

Being too rough is probably my main pet peeve for sure, along with bad breath... Gross. If the customer is wearing jeans and you can feel or see his dick lying on the side of his leg, you can sit on it, just don't grind too roughly, its very uncomfortable. Also, don't talk too much and yet that depends on the circumstance and your relationship with the dancer I suppose.

I really love when dancers rub on it with their hand to make it even harder, lick and kiss my ears, moan gently, lift up my shirt and use their nails lightly up and down by rib area... yikes, thats insane. If they play with it, they play with it... if not, I'm not gonna get angry or anything, I just don't pay extra for that sort of stuff, per dance is about it.

latinalover
07-26-2007, 10:40 PM
ON:
Yanking and spreading my legs out so i'm in a better lap position and my junk is totally exposed. No underwear under jeans.

Face to face or cheek to cheek action with heavy breathing or moaning.

Nibbling, kissing, or brushing lips against my neck as I turn my head and offer my neck up to you (generally only happens with my fave dancers who know and like me).

Facing me, full body to body, and pumping your pussy against the junk like we are screwing. I guess this is basically dry humping.

"Accidental" hand grabbing my junk as you change positions. Better yet grabbing my junk through my jeans pocket (happened only once to me at Mermaids in Baja).

Biting my wood through my jeans (this was a shocker to me and my friends! It happend at the Rhino in downtown LA. we all laughed cause we all had lipstick on our crotchs. Yikes!).

Using your knees liberally and not too hard against the junk like a saw. Up down, up down, yeah that's it! This should be a standad move for all ladies as it is almost a guaranteed wood maker for most guys.

Pulling my shirt up (just enough) and dragging your nails along my waist from back to front. this gives me the shivers every freaking time!

Massaging my head and/or running your fingers through my hair.

Plenty of eye contact. I can't just focus on your body. I want to have some connection to you, however brief. I'll follow your face with my eyes the whole dance if you enjoy dancing for me and it shows in your face and smile (or if you are a good actress).

Tits in face of course. Not too hard though. Soft slow and sensual. Little nipple peaks are much appreciated.

A booty shake. Ass clap. Ass slap etc... all good. Especially if you pull your g string down half way so it is just stretched across you cheeks like a rubber band and your ample ass flesh is spilling out from the top and bottom! Wow! Oh and don't forget the hand jiggle move like the porn stars do. You know, you're standing and facing away from me and you take a couple of fingers and jiggle your ass cheeks up and down. that freakin ROCKS ladies!!

OFFS:
Screw it. Most PLs already posted all the offs. Besides after writing about the ons I think need to pop a DVD in!

Ladies hope this gives you some ideas...

Zyzzx
08-04-2007, 08:20 AM
oh as a dancer I hate the ass slap and I never do it! I think it's silly but a couple of custies have asked me to slap it so i will.

But i see sooooooooo many dancers slapping their asses continually.

Do u guys like it?

IDK I guess I do. I usually take it as an invitation to slap it too.

Maybe that's wrong but I never get any complaints in any way.

Maybe it's just the attitude I do it with. Or maybe it's that most of the dancers that do that expect the customer to go with it. Girls?

Zyzzx
08-04-2007, 08:29 AM
Wow, this thread has been great! I have to admit...I'm a spanker. An ass slapper. Not ALL the time mind you, but at some point during a dance, usualyl when I'm laying across his lap, and my ass is in the air, and we're both looking at it, and it's almost screaming "SPANK ME!" well, I do. :( But it seems guys don't like this....?

And one poster said something about rubbing boobs on his stomache is a waste of time....but...but...what if your shirt is up and it's boob skin on tummy skin? Is that STILL a waste of time? I LOVE to do that! :( hehehe

Seriously though, this thread has been great, I'm glad most you guys have such great responses to this.

Mast, one of your likes really really confused me...but I'll leave it alone.

I think boobs on tummy skin can be a turn off. For a guy, unless he's in great shape...his belly is probably something that he's not entirely comfortable with. That's the only part of my body I feel self-conscious about so maybe that's just me.

bem401
08-04-2007, 09:02 AM
oh as a dancer I hate the ass slap and I never do it! I think it's silly but a couple of custies have asked me to slap it so i will.

But i see sooooooooo many dancers slapping their asses continually.

Do u guys like it?

Personally, I've never been able to figure out what that was all about.

Katrine
08-04-2007, 01:18 PM
How to dance for Kat: be ExoticEngineer and do whatever you want with your boobies and my stomach! Ewwww, I'm such a PL ;)

GentlemanX
08-12-2007, 10:48 PM
i hate it when girls wear wierd eye shadow lol

moscm
08-13-2007, 07:22 AM
I once had a girl have her cell phone ring during a dance. She got up and went to a corner in the lapdance-area, then after about 2 minutes came back.

Hell yeah.

Voovegas
08-14-2007, 01:01 PM
It's only happened a few times but I hate when 2 dancers ask if I would like a dual/combo dance, or whatever it's called. It's expensive to get these dances and I feel like I'm a bystander rather than the focus. Sometimes I'm really into one of the girls (and I know it's business) but I still feel it would be rude to single out one so I'll either opt to not get a dance or end up paying double to have both dance.

I really hate it when the tip gets included in the price. If I get 2 $20 dances don't ask for $60 when it's time to pay. I'm not an idiot and it just makes me upset I got the dance. I'm fine with the girl saying $40 plus tip but atleast give me the option.

FBR
08-14-2007, 04:17 PM
It's only happened a few times but I hate when 2 dancers ask if I would like a dual/combo dance, or whatever it's called. It's expensive to get these dances and I feel like I'm a bystander rather than the focus. Sometimes I'm really into one of the girls (and I know it's business) but I still feel it would be rude to single out one so I'll either opt to not get a dance or end up paying double to have both dance.

I really hate it when the tip gets included in the price. If I get 2 $20 dances don't ask for $60 when it's time to pay. I'm not an idiot and it just makes me upset I got the dance. I'm fine with the girl saying $40 plus tip but at least give me the option.

They probably figure the total is greater than the sum of the parts. You should make sure there will be no surcharge before accepting to the double dance. I agree it is a waste, though. I don't want girl on girl. I want girl on me :)

FBR

Macnee2
08-17-2007, 04:13 AM
BAD: Non-stop, vigourous grinding. It needs to be said again.
BAD: Revealing any personal details that would be awkward even in the line at the supermarket, for example talking about cancer, mental illness or anything really depressing.

GOOD: Variation in the physical contact, imagination and flexibility
GOOD: Putting forward as much real personality as possible, easier to maintain in the long run.