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RebeccaSolidarity
08-20-2007, 10:14 AM
How to dance for a girl!!!:

Face her nearly the whole time, they normally don't like ass or grinding or crotch shots. Rub your body gently against hers. Nuzzle her ear with your nose and slide it down the bone of her chin while your other hand plays with her hair very lightly.. just enough to run that tingle up her neck. Breathe lightly on her but use your nose not your mouth so it's softer and make it seem like it's because you're turned on - you know the kind of breathing I mean. If you're not sure about breast touching, caress -around- her breasts.. the little rounded W shape... either she'll get completely teased and make you touch her breasts or she'll just enjoy the soft touching. PAY ATTENTION TO HER. Women love (and you know it) to feel like they are beautiful supple and soft creatures... so run your fingers up her arms and smile when she shivers, then whisper in her ear how beautiful she is. Run your hands along her body without being sexual... down her arms, her sides, the W I mentioned earlier.. and watch your hands.. pretend (or for me, just enjoy! Don't need to pretend) that your hands touching her body is the hottest thing ever. Appreciate her form and her shape and her beauty with your eyes and hands.

I. Um. Duuur. Erm. Umm. Heeheehee...! I kinda just got genuinely nervous. Must regain my composure. Hooo... Um. Right! Okay!

(Um. Heeehee!)

This thread kind of kicks ass, like it is awesome. I think that as someone who has not yet danced (though i have been involved in other areas of adult sexwork) the lap dance is probably the most intimidating thing for me. Like I know I am gonna be super awkward and shy and maybe even a little bit clumsy. So reading all of this input from customers and such is pretty great and helpful and kind of gives me an idea in advance about what I should be doing once I am doing it. So yeah this thread kicks ass, and is totally metal. ALTHOUGH the part about talking makes me super nervous cause I am a super chattie person - like I tend to ramble on longer than is normal for people and it is noticeable and people joke about it a lot and it is something I try to suppress but in the end trying to make myself shut up just makes it totally worse - and I just know I will probably go on and on and on forever, but it is good to know that is something that I should maybe put extra work into. I especially like reading the input about it being hot when dancers are having fun and being genuine. That definately puts a lot at ease!

Also these two guys in the chat room the other night (Hullo to Lestat and San!) told me that maybe the best thing to do to sort of figure lap dances out first is to go to a club and actually buy one? Which makes me totally nervous and shy and I feel super awkward, but after reading the description of how to dance for a woman above? Um yeah if it is done like that I think I may need to put in some extra research time! Cause yeah, still kind of a little red in the cheeks and stammerie after reading that. Okay gonna go now before I get off topic. Great thread!

HerHubby
01-28-2008, 07:41 AM
Putting b0obs in face never hurt anyone im sure ...

Regarding that comment: the last VIP dance I had, the girl almost broke my nose pressing her chest into my face. No thanks. As a matter of fact, I'm getting a little far-sighted recently, so anything up too close to my face is a waste.

I agree with the vast majority of what the other guys are saying. I don't want raunchy. I want sexy and seductive.

kitty69
01-28-2008, 12:16 PM
Is there a way to link this to the newbie board? One of the things that worried me was what to do during a lap dance. I got good advice, but this thread ROCKS!!!

Am feeling a little warm and tingly...:-[

Crys
01-28-2008, 03:24 PM
When dancing for a girl....PLEASE ask me if it's ok before you expose MY breasts. I don't want the guy in the next booth over looking over and getting a free girl on girl show during his dance. I'm not getting paid for that, so please be respectful of that.

polester
01-28-2008, 06:14 PM
Ok...two that have to do with feet:

1.) If you're gonna have those puppies out on on display bare, in open-toe or strappy shoes, make sure they have at least a NUETRAL aroma. Nothing kills a dance vibe quicker than to get a whif of toe-cheese.

And...

2.) If you plan to include acrobatics in your couch routine, and your tootsies are going to come anywhere near my face, please remove those spikey heels. I don't know how much you've had to drink or how good a judge of distance you are, and I don't want to spend the whole song wishing I'd brought safety glasses.

But, if they smell like dryer sheets and you're confident in your ability to wield 'em safely, here's a cool move that I'll always remember having done for me in VIP. She pushed my thighs together and sat down on them facing me. She grabbed my hands and put them behind her lower back and said, "Don't let me fall now!". Then, she placed each foot on either side of my head and gently played with my ears while she threw her head back in mock rapture. Finally, she stared into my eyes as she slowly traced down the length of my chest and stomach with one of her heels, stopping to rest it gently on my captain as she smiled this evil little smile. It was sort of mildly impressive, and fifteen or so straight songs later I was pretty much over it.

Snappa
01-28-2008, 07:13 PM
My Personal Don'ts

-If we're doing a 1/2 hour in VIP, please don't expect 20 minutes of scintillating conversation out of me. I don't need grindage the entire time, but I'm also not shelling out cash to hear about how you're doing in night school classes.

-If you don't compliment me on my $5 axe body spray, I won't compliment you on your $2.99/bottle vanilla stripper spray. Save it for the dudes that actually dropped $75 on a bottle of the decent stuff, and I'll save it for the one girl who doesn't smell like my scented kitchen trash-can liners.

-When we're in VIP, please don't disappear for 5 minutes into one of the other VIP rooms to eat out your friend for another customer and then bring her back in with you so I can 'enjoy the show, too.' If I wanted to see that, I'd have paid for you both to come back in the first place. More importantly, don't kiss my neck afterwards. I don't know where either of those sets of lips have been.

-If you are going to use the I give hotter dances than any other girl in this club hustle, back it up with a little mileage. Don't air dance me in a high-contact club then ask me if I want another dance, you're insulting my intelligence and wasting time I could be spending with the girl that DOES give the hottest dances in the club.

-Please do not point out the vice-squad agent in the room and then tell me about how you snort cocaine with him in VIP. There are just some things I would have been happier never knowing.

-Please don't switch rooms with your friend when in VIP. If I had wanted a dance from her, I'd have paid her. If she and the other guy don't mind, I STILL MIND. I'M the one paying you for your time.

-If you continue talking to me AFTER I've told you I'm not interested in dances from you, do not be/act offended when I go off with another girl. I get to choose who I give my money to. It's your job to sell me on you before I decide on someone else.

-If another dancer is sitting with me, don't come up and try to steal her sale, or butt your way into the conversation. I will let them know whether I'm interested in dances with them quickly enough.

-Please don't inform the dancer I'm talking to that I'm there to see you. If I was, I would have told her, and come looking for you. Just because I've gotten dances from you a few times, I am not your regular.

-Do not tell me about how you saw Dancer X giving a blowjob back in VIP and what a skank she is. She told me that about you last week.

-I won't tell you about my (CHOOSE all that apply: deadbeat roommate, girlfriend, wife and three kids, dog, boring IT job, porn collection, small penis, erectile dysfunction, retirement fund, dead grandmother, or mortgage payment) if you don't tell me about your (CHOOSE all that apply: history of abuse, hot boyfriend, hot girlfriend, college classes, other job, drug abuse, drug non-use, christian parents, regular customer named 'Steve' who you wish tipped better).

My Personal Dos:

-Please DO tell me before unzipping my pants if sensual dances is your code-word for 'hand job'. Some bad experiences in the boy scouts as a kid has caused me to develop a very fast defensive reflex when strange hands go near my crotch.

-Please DO let me know you're on your period and if you need to change your tampon before you grind yourself on my new jeans. Bloodstains are hard to get out, and even harder to explain to the guys I'm with.

Curious_George
01-28-2008, 08:06 PM
The best lap dances are the most intimate ones, not necessarily the most sexual. A beautiful girl that has the confidence to look me in the eye as if she wants to f*** the crap outta me while giving me a dance will get my money. Basically everything else should fall in line with that. Be soft and sensual. Caresses, running your hands through my hair, and small kisses are nice. Occassional rubbing of lil George is required -- he's the one who agreed to the dance. However, don't waste my time rubbing me with your knee, I'm a man...not man's best friend. I believe everything else has been covered extensively already.

kitty69
01-29-2008, 03:31 PM
-Please DO let me know you're on your period and if you need to change your tampon before you grind yourself on my new jeans. Bloodstains are hard to get out, and even harder to explain to the guys I'm with.[/quote]

I am genuinely interested what your response would be if a girl was to inform you of this.

Snappa
01-29-2008, 03:53 PM
-Please DO let me know you're on your period and if you need to change your tampon before you grind yourself on my new jeans. Bloodstains are hard to get out, and even harder to explain to the guys I'm with.

I am genuinely interested what your response would be if a girl was to inform you of this.

Unfortunately, the time that happened, I was not so informed, and therefor, my response was "Huh" when asked by my friend "What's on your pants?"

britt244
01-29-2008, 03:55 PM
-If you don't compliment me on my $5 axe body spray, I won't compliment you on your $2.99/bottle vanilla stripper spray. Save it for the dudes that actually dropped $75 on a bottle of the decent stuff, and I'll save it for the one girl who doesn't smell like my scented kitchen trash-can liners.

ummm...::)

your list is VERY personal and im not sure it applies. these situations dont seem very.. common..

britt244
01-29-2008, 03:55 PM
Unfortunately, the time that happened, I was not so informed, and therefor, my response was "Huh" when asked by my friend "What's on your pants?"

right, so she was asking what you would say if a girl told you that. since you want the girl to say that and all.

kitty69
01-30-2008, 01:14 AM
^^ Thanks Britt I was asking that. I was wondering if he would wait while she went to the toilet, sorted herself out, then came back. Would he still be in the fantasy zone?

Surely most girls would already have sorted themselves out and would be mortified to have a little leakage?

YD
01-30-2008, 04:34 AM
Off

- Constantly looking at a watch. Yeah, I know I paid for X minutes, but Jesus, are you that forgetful you have to look at it every 15 seconds for the entire X minutes?

- Don't rip me off by taking me to the private area and then telling me you need to get a drink and then when you get back tell me that the time it took came off the time I already paid for. If you told me that first I'd tell you to dehydrate and get a drink when the LD is done.

- Changing positions every 2.53287 seconds. Choose one and keep to it for at least a little bit

- The club I go to allows you to touch the boobs. In fact, it's expected that's what you'll be doing during a LD. So, on that note, moving quickly away every time I go to touch them. Now my question of why I'm the first guy to buy a LD from you in the last 3 hours has been answered.

- Bouncing up and down so hard I think my lower body is going to be ground into dust.



On

- Anything pretty much that isn't the above :D

- But seriously, some chit chat. Lightens the mood a bit.

- Knowing when to be slow and sensual and when to be fast, scratching, pinching, etc, or somewhere in between

- Smiling

Snappa
01-30-2008, 07:06 AM
^^ Thanks Britt I was asking that. I was wondering if he would wait while she went to the toilet, sorted herself out, then came back. Would he still be in the fantasy zone?

Surely most girls would already have sorted themselves out and would be mortified to have a little leakage?

Sorry, misunderstood the first time. Yes, I'd wait. Time of the month does not weigh on my decision to get dances from someone. In fact, I'm sure I've gotten dances from other girls who I never knew were on their periods. This one obviously sticks out in my mind, and it was my humorous attempt at saying 'check your stuff' before doing dances.

Jenny
01-30-2008, 07:19 AM
I think the girls were saying that no dancer deliberately bleeds on a customer; when it happens it is a complete accident and the dancer would be incredibly mortified so putting on a "don't" list is wildly redundant. Like "bleeding on the customers" is one of those things we already try really hard not to do. You might as well say "don't publicly urinate in the club" or "don't be unattractive." Probably if it's happening, it is beyond our control.

kitty69
01-30-2008, 07:37 AM
:rotfl:Jenny thank you, you made me laugh so much. You are right tho I think it kinda goes with out saying 'don't bleed on the customers'. ~sits chuckling to oneself~

Eyes Wide Open
01-30-2008, 04:40 PM
I think if you observe the ladies enough before actually making contact or reciprocating their inquisition to sit down, you pretty much know what you're going to get. That said, here's my relatively worthless take:

CONS:

Unironic Ass Slaps. One of the ladies who posts here is the sole exception to the ass slapping thing. I think it's a dumb misconception of what is sexy brought about by bad porn. When I see a dancer do it, aside from _________ who does it in a winking and obviously playful way, I cringe. It's like they're basing the entire routine on something that the MilfHunter did.
Inconsistency. If a shorthand has developed between customer and dancer, it's oft-putting to have the dancer suddenly be distracted or of the mind that they've "locked in" this particular customer and therefore don't have to actually contribute to the relationship. This goes double for the VIP Room. My personal goals aren't nefarious, but a dancer has to realize that the time there isn't cheap and to diddle-daddle until right before it's time to renew the half-hour or whatever is just bad business. The reason a customer connects to particular ladies ceases to be about the initial physical appeal after a while. It should be an organic process and the dancer shouldn't take their mainstays for granted.
The Dead Stare. I don't expect all the girls to really be "ON" all the time nor is it fair to expect them to like or be attracted to their customers, but I will never get a dance or buy a dance for a friend from a girl who I see change her entire expression once they're facing away from the person who's paying them to dance. It's maddening to see a dancer's face contort from the manufactured sexy look to the same expression one has when folding their laundry or reading the obituaries. Like it or not, it's show business. It's a performance medium. Perform. I don't care if you feel the $10 or $20 isn't worth your "A" game. Get another profession. But, for some of those guys you are EVERYTHING to them, if only for a three minute span.
Automaton Performance. Mix it up. The same exact motions every time for every customer gets boring, no matter how hot you are or how much tattooed reading material you have on your back.
Bitching About Money. If we've just met, it's kind of dumb to bitch to a new client about how little money you're making, how crappy the day is, or whatever. Just like we have to earn to get to know you better, the same goes your way. That adage about never getting a second chance to make a first impression is bang on.
The Mirror. My biggest pet peeve of all. Ladies whose eyes are in the mirror 100% of the time. I understand that you have to keep an eye on what's going on in the club. I understand that you sometimes need assistance from your own image for confidence or as a focus point, but if I want to see someone watch themselves in the mirror I'll go to the free weights section of my gym. You might as well be in a Quicktime Window on my PC if it's just about you.I have pros, but this took forever.

cameron_keys
01-30-2008, 06:49 PM
. It's like they're basing the entire routine on something that the MilfHunter did..


Hey..what do you have against MilfHunter? I've done that one! :pessimist

Eyes Wide Open
01-31-2008, 05:55 AM
Hey..what do you have against MilfHunter? I've done that one! :pessimist

OK, bad analogy! The... Bang Bus?

walter1970
01-31-2008, 07:12 AM
Stop looking at yourself in the mirror behind me. I HATE that stuff! You are getting a PAID a TON to LD for me for three minutes...at least pretend it's about me and not about how great you think you look.

britt244
01-31-2008, 09:45 AM
Stop looking at yourself in the mirror behind me. I HATE that stuff! You are getting a PAID a TON to LD for me for three minutes...at least pretend it's about me and not about how great you think you look.

a ton? bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

walter1970
01-31-2008, 09:55 AM
For three minutes of work, $20. That's a $400/hour rate. I know you don't make that per hour, but yes, back to my original statement - "...you are getting paid a ton..."

britt244
01-31-2008, 09:56 AM
i won't go into all the reasons youre wrong.

cherry_sin
01-31-2008, 09:58 AM
For three minutes of work, $20. You are getting a paid a ton.

It's not three minutes of work. It's an hour getting ready, time spent hustling cheapasses who think 20 is a lot of money, time spent getting turned down (because there are always "no"s in between the "yes"es), and then, usually, time spent afterwards trying to sell you another.

Three minutes of work, my ass.

And even at that, three minutes of MY fine ass on your rough jeans clad crotch is worth ASTRONOMICALLY more than 20 anyways.

walter1970
01-31-2008, 10:12 AM
Well, I wasn't trying to start a hate war in here. If you read what I was saying originally, I was saying that this is a business transaction between two people. I give you $20, in exchange, for the next three minutes, you dance for me. I said I hate when the performer spends that time looking at herself in the mirror. It's unprofessional in my mind. Now, I work for quite a bit longer to earn $20, and I Also get ready before work, put on a pressed shirt and tie, drive 90 minutes to get there (if there are no accidents), and I am expected to work hard and professionally for the money I earn. All I was saying is that we all work hard for our money (you happen to EARN quite a bit in short time spans), but we are both expected to work professionally. I was not berating your lifestyle or employment. I visit the clubs, love the ladies ,and never think less of anyone there. You work, I work, we both earn our cash. I love what you do and respect it. Peace?

britt244
01-31-2008, 10:16 AM
^um.. that doesnt have anything to do with this though. if you think that $20 is a "ton" of money then i'm sorry that you love strip clubs because no stripper is going to agree with you. and hell, dont ever come to my club, because dances are $30.

it's one thing to say you dont like the girl looking in the mirror. it's another to say that the reason is because she's making a "ton" of money and should be paying attention to you.

Jenny
01-31-2008, 10:25 AM
Okay. We've established that $20 is not a ton of money. Professionalism varies from profession to profession (obviously). It would be considered quite unprofessional for you to do at your office what we do at ours. I'm not entirely sure that you can legitimately call it unprofessional to worry about what you look like while giving a dance. I mean - as you said - we are getting paid. We want to look good while dancing for you. We want to know if hairs are sticking up, if we have a smudge on our nose or if we look fat when we stand like that. Just another way of looking at it; instead of being about how great we think we look, it could be about how great you think we look.

walter1970
01-31-2008, 10:26 AM
Apparently I set you off inadvertently. Sorry, but $20 IS a lot for three minutes of anything. I didn't mean to come off disrespectful, but it seems you are just focused on that line of my statement and aren't interested in what I am actually saying. It's business...I give you WHATEVER amount for a LD, I just expect to have your attention for WHATEVER time I paid for as agreed before you danced for me.

And I agree that this is a business about looking great. It's my fault for not clarifying, that the my experiences were with performers who spent the ENTIRE time gazing at themselves in the mirror.

Sorry we strayed off-topic, but the price and whether or not $20 is a lot of money for three minutes is not what I was talking about.

And I would not come into and stay at any club where a LD is $30. There is no ass THAT fine.

cherry_sin
01-31-2008, 10:29 AM
Exactly, Britt.

By your theory, when you check out at a store the transaction takes two minutes and the store makes "a ton of money in two minutes".

If you don't like her looking in the mirror, nicely say something. Or get dances from a girl who makes eye contact when she dances on stage. She's probably just trying to look good for you.

To state that she isn't making you feel special enough for your vast sum of $20 that she is lucky enough to earn in only three minutes makes me want to vomit.

Edit: you posted at the same time as me.

You know why you can't get quality dancers that focus on you? Cause quality dancers see your cheapass attitude a mile away. Bottom of the barrel price, bottom of the barrel attitude, equals bottom of the barrel dance. Period. I sell 3/100, 2/100, or even 1/100 all the time by avoiding people with YOUR terrible attitude.

Guess my ass IS that fine.

Jenny
01-31-2008, 10:29 AM
Apparently I set you off inadvertently. Sorry, but $20 IS a lot for three minutes of anything. I didn't mean to come off disrespectful, but it seems you are just focused on that line of my statement and aren't interested in what I am actually saying. It's business...I give you WHATEVER amount for a LD, I just expect to have your attention for WHATEVER time I paid for as agreed before you danced for me.

And I would not come into and stay at any club where a LD is $30. There is no ass THAT fine.
Okay. Let's say that you have the right to spend your money however you want, and you will not elicit any agreement here that $20 is a ton of money for anything but a latte and certainly not for a lapdance. Seriously - it is a waste of everyone's time to argue the point. If you don't want to focus on that line of your statement, then let's all move on from it?

Seriously people - move it along. This is not a useful line of inquiry.

walter1970
01-31-2008, 11:28 AM
No idea why you had to delete all my replies, but...

moving on..."don't look at yourself in the mirror the entire time you are dancing for me"
Thanks

Jenny
01-31-2008, 11:30 AM
Technically, walter, that isn't moving on. That's actually regressing. So now let's actually move forward, shall we? You've made your stance on mirrors clear. Thank you for adding your perspective.

walter1970
01-31-2008, 11:38 AM
Okay, I'll stop.

I do have one more pet peeve about my experiences though. Genuinely.
I've had GREAT times with many performers who are excellent at what they do for their clients, only to have a sudden "goodbye" ruin a nice time. I want to qualify that by saying that I understand that it's a business, and you have to earn your money by entertaining not just me, but everyone who wants to be entertained. I have no issues with a girl leaving me to dance for a client or even leaving me just to walk around and try to earn more money. But I have had occasions where the dancer just gets up and leaves. AGAIN, you have lives outside of the club, and you have other clients...I'm NOT saying you can't leave me and have to stay with me all night. Just that, when you do get up to leave, that you make nice with a sweet goodbye. Just a nice word or two.

kitty69
01-31-2008, 12:08 PM
I am confused Walter said that all his replies were deleted, but I have just read them. Am I missing something?

walter1970
01-31-2008, 12:10 PM
I'll stop posting on here. Apparently, the it's very hard to voice opinions in this thread, because everyone gets defensive. It's my fault I've experienced these issues with some ladies in clubs.

Kitty, there were more posts where I was trying to clarify my point further. I am not going to start trouble here again. I was just trying to express my opinion.

Jenny
01-31-2008, 12:10 PM
Kitty - you are missing 6 posts that I deleted.
Walter - Pan Dah is not even a dancer so I don't think you could characterize him as "defensive" - he has nothing to "defend against" after all. He just has a different perspective than yours.

cherry_sin
01-31-2008, 12:10 PM
Kitty, he went on about the same things for a couple more posts. You didn't miss anything he didn't already say.

ETA: Whoops, Jenny beat me to it! She's on top of it all. LOL

kitty69
01-31-2008, 12:25 PM
Ok no problem just got a little confused. :)

walter1970
01-31-2008, 12:27 PM
I'm stopping now. I think I've made a bad impression in here and I apologize. I am not a jerk, despite the press so far.
I apologize to anyone who has been upset by anything I've written

kitty69
01-31-2008, 12:33 PM
Guess you just have to realize that the girls that are on this site and stripping for a living are investing more than the three mins you actually see. Not trying to stir things back up, I just feel that until you try to make it in this industry you never really appreciate how hard it is. Believe me they make it look easy. Anyway on a lighter note did you actually post the things you DO like in a lap dance?

walter1970
01-31-2008, 12:48 PM
I DO love the ladies and they are 99.9% of the time awesome toward me. My favorite part of a lapdance is the movement. Working with the music turns me on. Not so much that I do anything wrong, but enough to make me smile and smack my head when it's over! An especially good performer makes the music and her body one and does stuff my GF would never, ever do. It's all in good fun.
Also, the perfumes the ladies wear is very key. A sexy scent can turn the whoel thing from awesome to explosive!

kitty69
01-31-2008, 03:06 PM
Cool, at least there are some good aspects to your lap dance experience. :)

YD
01-31-2008, 04:55 PM
It's not three minutes of work. It's an hour getting ready, time spent hustling cheapasses who think 20 is a lot of money, time spent getting turned down (because there are always "no"s in between the "yes"es), and then, usually, time spent afterwards trying to sell you another.

Three minutes of work, my ass.

And even at that, three minutes of MY fine ass on your rough jeans clad crotch is worth ASTRONOMICALLY more than 20 anyways.

How long you spend trying to get other people to pay for a LD is nothing to do with the customer who ends up paying.

I don't care if you just spent 60 minutes getting turned down if it took 10 seconds to convince me. If I was to spend $20 for 3 minutes, then it's in my case, $20 for 3 minutes and not $20 for 63 minutes.

cherry_sin
01-31-2008, 05:05 PM
^That's fine, and I agree - I'm not going to give a subpar dance to "make up" for my time - that's not what I was saying.

I was simply pointing out that while he may feel $20 is a lot for a few minutes, there's a lot of "unpaid work" before getting to that point that he seemed to have forgotten. Unless, of course, he'd rather have an unmade-up, scraggly haired stripper who rolled out of bed and onto the floor. Or one who walks around all night going "Wannadance?" .

Just a thought.

YD
01-31-2008, 05:08 PM
^That's fine, and I agree - I'm not going to give a subpar dance to "make up" for my time - that's not what I was saying.

I was simply pointing out that while he may feel $20 is a lot for a few minutes, there's a lot of "unpaid work" before getting to that point that he seemed to have forgotten. Unless, of course, he'd rather have an unmade-up, scraggly haired stripper who rolled out of bed and onto the floor. Or one who walks around all night going "Wannadance?" .

Just a thought.

But what if he likes that look? :D

cherry_sin
01-31-2008, 05:09 PM
^Point! LOL

doc-catfish
01-31-2008, 05:51 PM
To perhaps say what Walter meant to say...

I don't think its out of line to suggest that if one were to invest $20 into something, whether it be say a lap dance, a meal at Applebees, or a haircut, that a reasonable expectation be made by the seller to provide the good or service in a manner that the average customer would consider competent. I mean, there can be a lot of variation on what makes a good lap dance, but I think its almost unanimous that looking into the mirror behind the customer's back is a mood killer.

I mean $20 isn't going to break the bank for most of us (if it will, said customer shouldn't be in a strip club to begin with), but its not an amount of money I think most of us would just casually flip to the wind.

Granted, I've been at this for so long that I can write off a bad lap dance as "well, I'm glad that only cost me $20", but lets face it, most SC'goers aren't that hardcore and can't be that cavalier.

ironmaidern
01-31-2008, 06:10 PM
Turn-Offs:

(1) Smelly chicks.....beauty will not crush this demon.

(2) Bad attitude. If I don't get a dance from you....don't get upset!

(3) Same outfit everytime I see you. Please invest in a few costumes.

Turn-Ons:

(1) Using proper language (yes sir, no sir).

(2) Responding to my simple wishes and commands including my desire for drink.

(3) Proper grinding (not too hard, not too soft but just right).

britt244
01-31-2008, 06:12 PM
commands? oh man i need to stay out of this thread.

firekitten19
01-31-2008, 06:22 PM
[quote=ironmaidern;1384259]

Turn-Ons:

(1) Using proper language (yes sir, no sir).

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I don't know how old you are, but calling you sir in the club setting doesn't seem proper. At least from my observance 99.99% we will ask for you name so we can address you. I do not mind speaking to you like I have sense, but insisting I call you sir maybe a little bit out of line for the situation. Unless you are super old (65^) or an officer in the military ( even if you are an officer I am not under your command in the SC). I am not trying be disrespectful if I adress you by name in the club.