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dangerousdiva
01-31-2008, 06:27 PM
(1) Using proper language (yes sir, no sir).

(2) Responding to my simple wishes and commands including my desire for drink.



Aye, Aye Captain!

I listen to polite requests because I aim to please and thus appreciate feedback, but seriously, I'll laugh in your face if you try to "command" me.

Also, there are dancers and waitresses. Dancers satisfy your lap dance desires and waitresses satisfy your "desire for drink"::)

This thread as been very helpful actually, but mostly the first couple pages.

britt244
01-31-2008, 06:27 PM
i would never call someone sir. sooooooooooorry.

ironmaidern
01-31-2008, 06:42 PM
The thread was to list my turn-ons...therefore I did so.

Did I serve in special ops? No

Am I over sixty five? No (over 35...lets say 40).

Do I like hot chicks calling me sir? Yes....total turn-on!

dangerousdiva
01-31-2008, 06:54 PM
^Would you like us to salute too, after we bring your cup of ale?

Hey, I'll satisfy certain fetishes but I expect a tip...lol

ironmaidern
01-31-2008, 07:00 PM
No....I won't ask a dancer to call me sir.....I am just remembering one who did. It stuck in my mind so much after that I will never forget it.

hockeybobby
01-31-2008, 07:06 PM
^Would you like us to salute too, after we bring your cup of ale?

Hey, I'll satisfy certain fetishes but I expect a tip...lol

hehe...this brings to mind Jenny's "that's a good girl" Night at the office report in SCJ. It's ok to be a little mr. bossypants as long as the tip is appropriate.
hb

Snappa
01-31-2008, 07:09 PM
Oh damn. I was just rereading my don't list, which was written when I was in a bad mood and mostly sarcasm. Still, after reading the rest of the thread, I guess it may have triggered some kind of rant-fest. That wasn't my intention. In the spirit of constructively adding to the thread, and now that I'm in a better frame of mind, I present my list of things I enjoy:

-As previously mentioned, a nice perfume, as long as it's not too strong. My nose may be too unrefined to tell one scent from another, but I do appreciate something besides vanilla or some other strong body spray.

-Sensual contact. Nothing turns me off more than the standard back-to-customer grind for an entire song or longer. Playful kisses on the cheek and neck are great, but if you aren't into that much contact, just the hint of them can be enough if done right.

-Hair. Yes, we're men, we're weird, but I know a hell of a lot of guys with hair fetishes. The long stuff on top of your head, I'm referring to, not the stuff in that other thread I was reading. Soft, clean hair in my face is often more of a turn-on than friction in my lap. Even if it smells a bit like cigarette smoke.

-Remembering my name on repeat visits. I know that's one of the first things on every 'how to hustle better' list, but I'm more likely to get a dance from someone, and more likely to enjoy that dance when she remembers my name, especially if I didn't get a dance from her last time we were introduced. Memory fetish?

-Picking up on hints without me having to say something crude. If I'm in an uncomfortable...position, and she notes this either by feel, or from the fact that my grunts or yelps aren't from pleasure, it's MUCH appreciated. Saying 'Can I adjust?' or something similar kills the mood.

-Have a good time, or at least fake it. Again, this probably goes without saying, but if I think you're enjoying yourself, I'm going to enjoy myself more. I'd guess that the majority of us customers over 30 are like this. We're past the biological imperative to propagate the species, and in our private lives, our partner's pleasure matters. So, the illusion of that pleasure obviously does something for us.

I'm sure there's more, but those are the ones that came to mind.

UtahMike
01-31-2008, 07:19 PM
Turn-Ons:

(1) Using proper language (yes sir, no sir).

I do not want to be called "Sir" in a strip club. Thank you anyway.

Snappa
01-31-2008, 07:25 PM
I do not want to be called "Sir" in a strip club. Thank you anyway.

I'll second that.

FBR
01-31-2008, 07:52 PM
I've become used to being called "sir". I think it is kind of respectful.

FBR

YD
01-31-2008, 08:09 PM
I do not want to be called "Sir" in a strip club. Thank you anyway.

I hate being called sir.

iambonbon05
01-31-2008, 10:09 PM
Nifty thread. I have a couple questions:

Female custies:I like the idea of the sensual dance described earlier, but in my experience there's a couple types of female custies: those that do like girls and would appreciate this dance, and those that are just goofing around and may be uncomfortable with it. Would it be a good idea to ask first?

Male (well, any) custies: you mentioned that you want the dancer to wait until the next song, seeing as you don't want to pay for the last minute of a song. If I really wanted to make you happy, would it be best to a) sit and chat until the next song and then get dancing or b) start dancing almost immediately and sort of just throw in that last bit of the song for the hell of it?

I know some dancers may jump in and say noooo you shouldn't dance for freeeee!?!! but I want to keep the guy with me and an extra minute or so isn't going to kill me. What do you think?

hockeybobby
01-31-2008, 10:37 PM
Nifty thread. I have a couple questions:

Female custies:I like the idea of the sensual dance described earlier, but in my experience there's a couple types of female custies: those that do like girls and would appreciate this dance, and those that are just goofing around and may be uncomfortable with it. Would it be a good idea to ask first?

Male (well, any) custies: you mentioned that you want the dancer to wait until the next song, seeing as you don't want to pay for the last minute of a song. If I really wanted to make you happy, would it be best to a) sit and chat until the next song and then get dancing or b) start dancing almost immediately and sort of just throw in that last bit of the song for the hell of it?

I know some dancers may jump in and say noooo you shouldn't dance for freeeee!?!! but I want to keep the guy with me and an extra minute or so isn't going to kill me. What do you think?

Personally, iambonbon, I enjoy it when the girl just snuggles up with me and we chat for that partial song. It gives us a chance to kind of warm up a bit before she starts. But I think I would be pleasantly surprised if she wanted to start early and give me a little freebie. It might make you stand out a little from the rest.
hb

Jenny
02-01-2008, 01:04 AM
hehe...this brings to mind Jenny's "that's a good girl" Night at the office report in SCJ. It's ok to be a little mr. bossypants as long as the tip is appropriate.
hb
Well, note: that guy a) did not just do it; he asked me first. If you read me on the blue side you will remember that I am a dead stickler for permissions. I don't believe in getting carried away. If I don't want it enough to say "yes" when you ask me, I don't want it. b) that guy did not expect me to read his mind and act like the way he wanted me to act was just "normal". He wanted something specific, asked me to do it and paid me. Also note it was part of a ritual; he was not just assuming a inveterate place of superiority to me in the world. For that he would have had to tip more.

maximvsv
02-01-2008, 01:42 AM
^Would you like us to salute too, after we bring your cup of ale?

Hey, I'll satisfy certain fetishes but I expect a tip...lol

I think salutes are only mandatory if you are bringing a pint or more of rum. And if I'm wearing my pirate hat. I'll have to go look that up, again, though.

salsa4ever
02-01-2008, 02:23 AM
To perhaps say what Walter meant to say...

I don't think its out of line to suggest that if one were to invest $20 into something, whether it be say a lap dance, a meal at Applebees, or a haircut, that a reasonable expectation be made by the seller to provide the good or service in a manner that the average customer would consider competent. I mean, there can be a lot of variation on what makes a good lap dance, but I think its almost unanimous that looking into the mirror behind the customer's back is a mood killer.

I mean $20 isn't going to break the bank for most of us (if it will, said customer shouldn't be in a strip club to begin with), but its not an amount of money I think most of us would just casually flip to the wind.

Granted, I've been at this for so long that I can write off a bad lap dance as "well, I'm glad that only cost me $20", but lets face it, most SC'goers aren't that hardcore and can't be that cavalier.


Amen to that.


I think it's fair to say that while a dancer is being paid to do dances, they are being paid at a sufficienty high per hour rate that their undivided attention should be expected.

hockeybobby
02-01-2008, 07:11 AM
Well, note: that guy a) did not just do it; he asked me first. If you read me on the blue side you will remember that I am a dead stickler for permissions. I don't believe in getting carried away. If I don't want it enough to say "yes" when you ask me, I don't want it. b) that guy did not expect me to read his mind and act like the way he wanted me to act was just "normal". He wanted something specific, asked me to do it and paid me. Also note it was part of a ritual; he was not just assuming a inveterate place of superiority to me in the world. For that he would have had to tip more.

You are right Jenny, that was an oversight on my part not to mention that the guy did indeed ask first to play out his little bossypants fantasy for a pre-negotiated price. And the permissions/price part of the equation is entirely relevant with respect to the "yes sir/no sir" type guy contemplated in this thread as well.

My comment could have been fleshed out a little better. I was too focused on a) the opportunity given by the latest subject of this thread to bring a little attention to what I consider to be a "WoW" story in my ATF thread (NATO), and b) an opportunity to say "bossypants", which always gives me adolescent type chuckles.

On another note, I'm currently watching for a good opportunity to say "poopypants" over on the "Ass Ripping in VIP" thread. :)
hb

kitty69
02-01-2008, 07:17 AM
Male (well, any) custies: you mentioned that you want the dancer to wait until the next song, seeing as you don't want to pay for the last minute of a song. If I really wanted to make you happy, would it be best to a) sit and chat until the next song and then get dancing or b) start dancing almost immediately and sort of just throw in that last bit of the song for the hell of it?

I know some dancers may jump in and say noooo you shouldn't dance for freeeee!?!! but I want to keep the guy with me and an extra minute or so isn't going to kill me. What do you think?

I am so glad you asked this because I know the club where I am starting you just dance to whatever is playing. So if you go through to the back for a LD and the song is half way through do I chat, start dancing?? Help. I was gonna ask when I went in but if you have any advice, hey it all helps me. :)

VeraLynn
02-01-2008, 10:12 AM
At my club, we are charged $10 for each dance we do. I work primarily on the nude side, so $35 per dance -$10 per dance for the house.

If we dance for even part of a song, chances are we'll get charged for the whole song ($10) and custies aren't too fond of paying a full $35 for part of a song. I'll tell them right when we sit down that we should wait for the next full song. Sitting on a custie's lap/knee in my outfit to cuddle & chat... until the next song starts... does not usually get any arguments!

kitty69
02-01-2008, 10:17 AM
Thanks, I would hate to feel awkward, yet I wouldn't want to annoy the customer by having to charge him for half a song. So that sounds like a plan.:)

doc-catfish
02-01-2008, 03:54 PM
Male (well, any) custies: you mentioned that you want the dancer to wait until the next song, seeing as you don't want to pay for the last minute of a song. If I really wanted to make you happy, would it be best to a) sit and chat until the next song and then get dancing or b) start dancing almost immediately and sort of just throw in that last bit of the song for the hell of it?

I know some dancers may jump in and say noooo you shouldn't dance for freeeee!?!! but I want to keep the guy with me and an extra minute or so isn't going to kill me. What do you think?
Wait until the next song to set him at ease. You can always chat with him what he would like in his dance during that minute to set the mood.
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And I would never want a gal I would want to act mildly (or perhaps not so mildly) domineering to me refer to me as "sir". If anything, I'd sooner be calling her "ma'am".

But that's just my little perversion. :dopey:

cameron_keys
02-01-2008, 04:35 PM
I always wait until the next song. Unless the guy is trying to get me to grind or he's licking me or groping my tits/ass/etc...and not taking the "lets wait until the song starts" direction. Then screw it...he owes me for the grope session, whether it was 3 minutes or 1.
If he complains..I tell them that THEY were the ones trying to screw ME(sometimes literally!) by trying to get extra time for free. And it backfired on them..so dont do that again.

UtahMike
02-01-2008, 08:32 PM
I hate being called sir.
One of my most depressing experiences:

I was walking up the steps to the Salt Lake Community College, where there was going to be a performance of a ballet of Porgy and Bess. Three steps ahead of me was a sweet young thing, short green plaid skirt, white tights, cute butt right level with my eyes. I was happily walking along, humming to myself and thinking, "Yes indeed, God is good." Then she got to the door, held it open for me, and said, "After you, sir."

Excellent manners and very respectful, but I was depressed for days.

In the SC, the door, the bouncers, and the bartender can call me "Sir." I'd like the dancers to act friendly, not respectful.


Male (well, any) custies: you mentioned that you want the dancer to wait until the next song, seeing as you don't want to pay for the last minute of a song. If I really wanted to make you happy, would it be best to a) sit and chat until the next song and then get dancing or b) start dancing almost immediately and sort of just throw in that last bit of the song for the hell of it?
Dancers have done both with me, and either is OK as far as I am concerned. What I don't like is when they start dancing and say they will take it off the end of the next song.

Crys
02-04-2008, 11:59 AM
*EDIT* I had to edit this because the topic has been laid to rest. No need to keep it going because I didn't read ahead. :)

AkashaM
02-07-2008, 12:16 AM
There is one that I forgot that is a MAJOR turnoff..... Chewing Gum.
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Ditto, very very tacky...

jaizaine
02-07-2008, 01:53 AM
I have to agree about the looking in the mirror thing. I never do that, I look into their eyes. You are not giving a good dance if you are not looking at the customer. I don't think it's valid to say you need to know how you look doing this move and that move, you should have that shit worked out before you are giving dances to paying customers.

I'd be pissed off too if i paid a girl for a dance and she did that and i certainly wouldn't buy one ever again.

UtahMike
02-08-2008, 10:37 PM
Ditto, very very tacky...

Well, one girl started in a poodle skirt outfit chewing and snapping gum. She ended naked, chewing and snapping gum. I thought it was very sexy.

LoveComesFromWithin
02-09-2008, 12:35 AM
turn offs:
Bad breath
body glitter
heavy grinding, or when she does nothing but grind.
talking dirty, I'm 49 years old, I know that I don't turn you on or make you horny.

Turn ons:
Friendly, playful and a positive upbeat personality.
Being appreciative of tips.

lol, you could be wrong, older men turn me on, esp. if they look like g.clooney