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Crush Solid
07-05-2007, 09:40 AM
www.sex1tv.tv

Jeanette
07-05-2007, 11:21 AM
Thanks so much for the link. I've had a lot of fun today thanks to youporn.com =-) Can't stand sites that use Windows Media Player to upload, takes forever. Quicktime or similar players is MUCh better on my computer.

Here's another link that has a lot of great videos... http://easyporn.blogspot.com/

rozz
07-05-2007, 12:42 PM
An actual striptease! :)

Ack!!! She's so tiny! I'd break her!

lestat1
07-05-2007, 12:50 PM
Ack!!! She's so tiny! I'd break her!

Hehe yeah, but I'm a skinny nerd. So she's tiny enough that in comparison I'd feel all big and manly-like. :P

Budai
07-05-2007, 02:39 PM
Yeah, I saw that one too J....yikes.

J/CF:

Is there a link available to this freak of nature?

jaizaine
07-05-2007, 06:37 PM
J/CF:

Is there a link available to this freak of nature?

Disclaimer:
Viewing this could scar you for life, burn a permanent image in your retina, create a phobia of mobile phones or all of the above.
Viewer discretion is advised.

http://www.youporn.com/watch/3061

gingerlee
07-05-2007, 06:39 PM
Disclaimer:
Viewing this could scar you for life, burn a permanent image in your retina, create a phobia of mobile phones or all of the above.
Viewer discretion is advised.



Yeah, I need more therapy after seeing that. WTF?:O

PaigeDWinter
07-05-2007, 06:43 PM
Disclaimer:
Viewing this could scar you for life, burn a permanent image in your retina, create a phobia of mobile phones or all of the above.
Viewer discretion is advised.

http://www.youporn.com/watch/3061






Can't sleep the asshole will eat me. Cant's sleep the asshole will eat me.

xdamage
07-05-2007, 06:45 PM
I'm seriously never going to use another Nokia cell phone again.

gingerlee
07-05-2007, 06:45 PM
Can't sleep the asshole will eat me. Cant's sleep the asshole will eat me.

:rotfl: :rotfl:

jaizaine
07-05-2007, 06:46 PM
bwahhhhh hahahahhahahaha. yes Paige i think it would be quite capable of swallowing an adult whole.

jaizaine
07-05-2007, 06:46 PM
I'm seriously never going to use another Nokia cell phone again.

U were warned LOL.

There are others.....I have one that might help anyone trying to break an addiction to pepsi/:O

PaigeDWinter
07-05-2007, 06:48 PM
I'm so scared I could cry. NIGHTMARES! Augh! I'm afraid for my life now.

jaizaine
07-05-2007, 06:50 PM
http://www.youporn.com/watch/1604

ok someone tell me this isn't real?: http://www.youporn.com/watch/8578

PaigeDWinter
07-05-2007, 06:54 PM
I showed the cell phone one on the MU I'm chattering on... here's the results:



Marek sayss, "...."
Marek puts her food down.
Marek goes to cry in the shower.
Seraf would be really impressed if the girl in Paige's link could text.






http://www.youporn.com/watch/1604

ok someone tell me this isn't real?: http://www.youporn.com/watch/8578


Hmmm, the face on the big clit girl COULD be post op? Maybe? Dunno... As for the head-fucking vag? I only pray that it's prosthetic but.... um... hmm...

jaizaine
07-05-2007, 06:56 PM
I showed the cell phone one on the MU I'm chattering on... here's the results:



Marek sayss, "...."
Marek puts her food down.
Marek goes to cry in the shower.
Seraf would be really impressed if the girl in Paige's link could text.


LMAO :rotfl: :rotfl:


Is there any way that man's whole head is really inside her vagina? it must be fake?


quote=jaizaine;1132542]http://www.youporn.com/watch/1604

ok someone tell me this isn't real?: http://www.youporn.com/watch/8578


Hmmm, the face on the big clit girl COULD be post op? Maybe? Dunno... As for the head-fucking vag? I only pray that it's prosthetic but.... um... hmm...[/QUOTE]

xdamage
07-05-2007, 06:57 PM
http://www.youporn.com/watch/1604

ok someone tell me this isn't real?: http://www.youporn.com/watch/8578

That's it, I'm not going to click on any more jaizaine posted links anymore.

jaizaine
07-05-2007, 06:58 PM
im trying to find one i found the other nnight of these two guys with the biggest dicks i have ever seen.

jaizaine
07-05-2007, 06:59 PM
That's it, I'm not going to click on any more jaizaine posted links anymore.

hehe sorry its pretty bad i knoow

here's one more WTF clip

http://www.youporn.com/watch/20623

xdamage
07-05-2007, 07:05 PM
hehe sorry its pretty bad i knoow

here's one more WTF clip

http://www.youporn.com/watch/20623

An Asian thing - I refuse to view it.

True story. I was in Tokyo on business for a week, flipping channels, and it seems they had free pr0n. Now you're probably thinking this is a good thing right? Well you'd be wrong. The Asian dude is doing this Asian girl dressed in a school girl outfit when suddenly he starts projectile vomiting on her. WTF???!!!! That was it, I spent the rest of the week in Japan absolutely sure of two things:

1.) I was not going to turn on the TV again.

2.) The Japanese are a zillion times more twisted then I ever imagined.

To this day I find Asian porn of any sort a turn-off (literally).

jaizaine
07-05-2007, 07:12 PM
LOL it was nothing that bad. Its just a girl opening her hole up very wide. I have never seen anything like it, its very weird.

xdamage
07-05-2007, 07:14 PM
LOL it was nothing that bad. Its just a girl opening her hole up very wide. I have never seen anything like it, its very weird.

I have "AsianPornoOphobia" - I better pass ;D

PaigeDWinter
07-05-2007, 07:18 PM
hehe sorry its pretty bad i knoow

here's one more WTF clip

http://www.youporn.com/watch/20623



I was waiting for her vagina to start singing something by Puccini.

immapixie
07-05-2007, 07:19 PM
sexoasis.com

Mily
07-05-2007, 07:30 PM
This is simply the bestest thread EVAR! }:D

Budai
07-05-2007, 07:35 PM
LOL it was nothing that bad. Its just a girl opening her hole up very wide. I have never seen anything like it, its very weird.

I believe that the doll next to her came out of that cavern...}:D

cameron_keys
07-05-2007, 07:36 PM
Hmmm, the face on the big clit girl COULD be post op? Maybe? Dunno...

Seriously..Hedwig anyone??? This is totally a penis..NOT a clit!

Budai
07-05-2007, 07:42 PM
Seriously..Hedwig anyone??? This is totally a penis..NOT a clit!

Yep! ...:pickle:

jaizaine
07-05-2007, 07:43 PM
^^
I was thinking that too from hormones maybe its a guy who has taken estrogen and his penis has shrunk into a clit?

jaizaine
07-05-2007, 07:44 PM
I was waiting for her vagina to start singing something by Puccini.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

PaigeDWinter
07-05-2007, 07:48 PM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:


Seriously! Draw some eyes above her asshole and cue the music!

Budai
07-05-2007, 07:50 PM
^^^Soooo wrong! I'm guilty of laughing, though :-[

lestat1
07-05-2007, 07:53 PM
Disclaimer:
Viewing this could scar you for life, burn a permanent image in your retina, create a phobia of mobile phones or all of the above.
Viewer discretion is advised.

http://www.youporn.com/watch/3061

Huh. That didn't bother me at all. I mean the pooper wasn't all that appealing but if you just direct your gaze further up she was pretty cute. If the phone were on vibrate and she wore it like that in public there are some possibilities for fun by calling her at inappropriate times, too.


Okay I have too many jokes right now though I have to list a few...

Q: "Who are you talking too?"
A: "My fetus."

"That's one way to deal with telemarketers."

"Is that an anal bead or an AC adapter back there?"

"Can you hear me now?"

Q: "Who are you talking to?"
A: "Oh, just some ass hole."

"Excuse me miss, there's a blackberry in your black berry."

jaizaine
07-05-2007, 07:53 PM
LMAO hahahahahahahahahaha

was that a porn set? there were two guys

lestat1
07-05-2007, 07:55 PM
http://www.youporn.com/watch/3043

^^^Soooo wrong! I'm guilty of laughing, though :-[

OMFG that's hilarious! :D :D :D

jaizaine
07-05-2007, 07:55 PM
Seriously! Draw some eyes above her asshole and cue the music!

oh u r funny Paige. It seriously moved around a lot tho im sure it could sing.

PaigeDWinter
07-05-2007, 07:58 PM
http://www.youporn.com/watch/3043

^^^Soooo wrong! I'm guilty of laughing, though :-[


Dude is luck she didn't balltag him. AHAAHAHAA!

jaizaine
07-05-2007, 07:58 PM
http://www.youporn.com/watch/36217

this is a funy one with a hot chick I promise.

this one is approopriately named "fly eating"

http://www.youporn.com/watch/35515

PaigeDWinter
07-05-2007, 08:00 PM
I LOVE porn bloopers. I have tape and tapes of them. All ovah. AHAHAHAA!

jaizaine
07-05-2007, 08:01 PM
Ok I have another "is this real?". It's a BIG penis. I dont get it, can they really be that big or is it surgically enhanced?

http://www.youporn.com/watch/35746

Budai
07-05-2007, 08:01 PM
this is a funy one with a hot chick I promise.



Classic case of giraffe legs...

Mily
07-05-2007, 08:03 PM
this one is approopriately named "fly eating"

http://www.youporn.com/watch/35515


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: That is good stuff!!!

lestat1
07-05-2007, 08:04 PM
Ok I have another "is this real?". It's a BIG penis. I dont get it, can they really be that big or is it surgically enhanced?

http://www.youporn.com/watch/35746

Umm no. It's fake. Really. Umm, 6" is the largest they get. Everything else is trick photography. Y'know like lighting and stuff. Really.

jaizaine
07-05-2007, 08:06 PM
Thats good. If that were real it could kill a woman.

jaizaine
07-05-2007, 08:08 PM
http://www.youporn.com/watch/18050

big brother sweden. damn no one has had sex on Aussie big brother.

gingerlee
07-05-2007, 08:10 PM
Umm no. It's fake. Really. Umm, 6" is the largest they get. Everything else is trick photography. Y'know like lighting and stuff. Really.

Nah, trust me, they get waaaaay bigger than that, especially in porn. My job would be SO much easier if that's as big as they got.

lestat1
07-05-2007, 08:11 PM
Nah, trust me, they get waaaaay bigger than that, especially in porn. My job would be SO much easier if that's as big as they got.

I was being silly.

Wait...bigger than in that clip? You deserve a medal for that. :O

jaizaine
07-05-2007, 08:12 PM
Nah, trust me, they get waaaaay bigger than that, especially in porn. My job would be SO much easier if that's as big as they got.

Gingerlee have u seen one that is really as big as the one in that clip?
Is it from a penis enlargement?

cameron_keys
07-05-2007, 08:12 PM
this one is approopriately named "fly eating"



Am I stupid? I dont get this one...why "fly eating"?

Mily
07-05-2007, 08:12 PM
Okay, Jaiz...I think the men in this forum are going to be turning their computers off here soon!!! :D