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Am I stupid? I dont get this one...why "fly eating"?
Look closely at it again, Cameron...what does it look like? :D }:D
jaizaine
07-05-2007, 08:13 PM
Am I stupid? I dont get this one...why "fly eating"?
the bum is the eyes and the dick is the mouth of the fly.
cameron_keys
07-05-2007, 08:14 PM
Gingerlee have u seen one that is really as big as the one in that clip?
Is it from a penis enlargement?
I've seen ones close to if not as big as that..natural. Porn guys with unnaturally big dicks are common. In fact "normal" sized guys always seem to apologize to me...I guess porn girls are used to the monster cocks and get to prefer them,....they are always happy when I tell them that I PREFER a normal size. I hate being torn apart after a shoot!
Ginger..props to you girl if you can take that monster cock stuff...I cant...my agent specifically finds out the size of the male talent before I get there so I know whether I can handle it or not.
cameron_keys
07-05-2007, 08:14 PM
the bum is the eyes and the dick is the mouth of the fly.
AH ha ...gotcha.
I already took my sleeping pill..it'll be an hour before it hits me, but apparently I'm already getting dull!
gingerlee
07-05-2007, 08:15 PM
Gingerlee have u seen one that is really as big as the one in that clip?
Is it from a penis enlargement?
I've seen one that big, and I couldn't do the shoot. I'm a small chick, and that shit wasn't coming anywhere near me. I was traumatized from just looking at it!
Cam, there is actually a really long list of dudes I can't work with because I'm too small. I'm in the same boat as you.
jaizaine
07-05-2007, 08:17 PM
Yep I am only 5" and ah pretty small and that would damage me permanently.
PaigeDWinter
07-05-2007, 08:21 PM
I've seen a few dicks that big in the porn industry. Mandingo, Lexington Steele might be close to that size, BAM (I think he's strictly gay though?), maybe Wesley Pipes?
*dreamy sigh* I ssoooo miss sex on the beach. LMAO.
http://www.redtube.com/4592
jaizaine
07-05-2007, 08:22 PM
Wesley Pipes?
haha thats a funny name
jaizaine
07-05-2007, 08:23 PM
http://www.youporn.com/watch/3716
oh damn check out this man's body whoa hot
cameron_keys
07-05-2007, 08:26 PM
Cam, there is actually a really long list of dudes I can't work with because I'm too small. I'm in the same boat as you.
I have that list too..I'm tight and fairly shallow. Those coke can thick guys that extend to next week..oh hell no...
Thicker can be worse..I've had some pretty big guys length wise who were gentle enough and didnt try to slam me and I was fine...Jeremy Holmes is pretty big, but he's a gentleman and knows all the tricks to make it look good without hurting.(and he's pretty hot .that was a fun shoot!!lololol)
A guy like Castro though, who I've turned down working with, couldnt get in without ripping me apart. Not worth the money or the pain.
A.n.a.l.a.
07-05-2007, 09:14 PM
yay porn! :D
Budai
07-05-2007, 10:46 PM
WTF?
How many hits did e-bay get for this item? :spin:
^Can't stay away from the porn thread, huh?
PaigeDWinter
07-05-2007, 10:54 PM
WTF?
http://www.youporn.com/watch/22922
How many hits did e-bay get for this item? :spin:
Wow. Some dude took some ass-shaped Lodoicea palm nuts (the natural shape of them).... and sells them as what? Something to hump? Riiiiight.
Budai
07-05-2007, 10:59 PM
Wow. Some dude took some ass-shaped Lodoicea palm nuts (the natural shape of them).... and sells them as what? Something to hump? Riiiiight.
Thanks, Paige!
Lodoicea palm nuts, hmm? For the life of me I couldn't figure out what those were. He peeled the panties off 'em so tenderly that I knew they must be "special"...;D
Budai
07-06-2007, 10:35 AM
^Can't stay away from the porn thread, huh?
Is it that obvious? :-[ :-[ :-[
CuriousJ
07-06-2007, 11:12 AM
I have that list too..I'm tight and fairly shallow. Those coke can thick guys that extend to next week..oh hell no...
Thicker can be worse..I've had some pretty big guys length wise who were gentle enough and didnt try to slam me and I was fine...Jeremy Holmes is pretty big, but he's a gentleman and knows all the tricks to make it look good without hurting.(and he's pretty hot .that was a fun shoot!!lololol)
A guy like Castro though, who I've turned down working with, couldnt get in without ripping me apart. Not worth the money or the pain.
There is hope for me after all ;D .
hehe sorry its pretty bad i knoow
here's one more WTF clip
Okay, am I the only one who thought of the Nietzsche quote "And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."
Budai
07-06-2007, 01:54 PM
Okay, am I the only one who thought of the Nietzsche quote "And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."
;D rozz:
I knew it! The longer I gazed into the abyss, the more I got a sense of something living lurking in that darkness, waiting to pounce on any careless finger, tongue or pecker...}:D
Is it that obvious? :-[ :-[ :-[
Uh-Huh.
Budai
07-06-2007, 02:50 PM
Uh-Huh.
Okay, you can call me "Spanky"...;D
GoldCoastGirl
07-06-2007, 09:58 PM
http://www.youporn.com/watch/18050
big brother sweden. damn no one has had sex on Aussie big brother.
Even if they did, you wouldn't ever find out really because of how censored everything is especially this year with the footage. Believe me, if someone had ON TOP OF THE COVERS sex (instead of the infamous "dancing doona" between Marty and Jess) it would never ever be shown or allowed to be released in anyway that footage.
There would be all sorts of agreements and legal crap put in place so that the footage wouldn't be able to be released without people suffering for it as such.
We are still a rather conservative lot here in Australia compared to the Europeans. I checked out the german on in the spa! Woha! }:D
Embyr
07-07-2007, 12:19 AM
Seriously..Hedwig anyone??? This is totally a penis..NOT a clit!
oh my fucking fingertip.... YYYYYEEEEEEKS!!!!!
why did i not click on this thread before/ wow.
Embyr
07-07-2007, 12:22 AM
Ok I have another "is this real?". It's a BIG penis. I dont get it, can they really be that big or is it surgically enhanced?
http://www.youporn.com/watch/35746
omfg. i want it. even if i could only take 1/2 of it. ;D :D ;D
echomadison
07-07-2007, 12:44 AM
Did anyone mention "X-tube"? Its my favorite free porn site that is just like "Youtube" but, um, PORN!!
www.xtube.com
Mastridonicus
07-07-2007, 04:58 AM
Wow. Some dude took some ass-shaped Lodoicea palm nuts (the natural shape of them).... and sells them as what? Something to hump? Riiiiight.
I....bought my Bed Pillows from this guy...
*Runs away screaming*
PaigeDWinter
07-07-2007, 05:01 AM
I....bought my Bed Pillows from this guy...
*Runs away screaming*
*sigh* Mastypants, how many times do I have to tell you that those aren't pillows?
Mastridonicus
07-07-2007, 05:03 AM
HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY'RE NOT?!
have you seen them!
Has it been YOU who has been eating Lady Jade's Cookays in Mah Bed?!
Mastridonicus
07-07-2007, 05:04 AM
Cause...it Certainly wasn't me....
*pats belly*
PaigeDWinter
07-07-2007, 05:37 AM
Masticles, the last thing you showed me that you called pillows? I had to burn them in a specially controlled environment.
Lysondra
07-07-2007, 11:17 PM
Jai, please do tell us on Stripperweb WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU LOOKING UP AND WHY?!
BalletBaby
07-07-2007, 11:57 PM
Disclaimer:
Viewing this could scar you for life, burn a permanent image in your retina, create a phobia of mobile phones or all of the above.
Viewer discretion is advised.
http://www.youporn.com/watch/3061
HOLY SHIT! There is no way in hell that I could fit something like that in my pussy:O And I really hope they put that phone in some kind of sanitizer or something. Who wants to put germs in their pussy?
jaizaine
07-08-2007, 03:26 AM
Jai, please do tell us on Stripperweb WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU LOOKING UP AND WHY?!
LOL I just used the "most viewed" option and that shit came up. Lotsa people must like their porn on the stranger side.
Budai
07-08-2007, 06:06 AM
Lotsa people must like their porn on the stranger side.
You're right, jaizaine!
Until I meet a porn star, strangers will have to do...:dunce:
jaizaine
07-08-2007, 06:14 AM
You're right, jaizaine!
Until I meet a porn star, strangers will have to do...:dunce:
:laughing: :laughing: :beaver:
BlackSheEp3
07-08-2007, 08:36 AM
Whoa...rapper Eve has a sex clip?
WTFBBQ?
http://youporn.com/watch/37169
Lysondra
07-08-2007, 03:49 PM
LOL I just used the "most viewed" option and that shit came up. Lotsa people must like their porn on the stranger side.
It's most viewed 'cause you keep linking to it, you pervo!
gosh doesn't having a site like this hurt the porn business profits? If I was a porn performer I think I'd be pissed if people could watch me for free.
cameron_keys
07-08-2007, 05:08 PM
gosh doesn't having a site like this hurt the porn business profits? If I was a porn performer I think I'd be pissed if people could watch me for free.
Most of us get paid a flat fee for our work with no share in profits so it makes no differance to our wallet if you pay for it or not!
big_daddy
07-08-2007, 05:43 PM
How the hell did I miss this tread????????
Bless you all!!!!!!!!!!!
Lysondra
07-08-2007, 05:51 PM
*comes back to this thread*
....
*closes the bedroom door*
;D
big_daddy
07-08-2007, 06:27 PM
Got the video cameras rolling in there??
jaizaine
07-08-2007, 06:37 PM
It's most viewed 'cause you keep linking to it, you pervo!
:biggrin: :beaver: :paperbag:
Budai
07-08-2007, 07:04 PM
Dude, Gabi took off with my car! Have you seen her around? :confused:
BalletBaby
07-08-2007, 07:12 PM
^^The phone and now this. What the hell happened to using a penis?!?
Nautilus
07-08-2007, 07:14 PM
a little piece of my innocence just died... *again*
still, nothing on the one with the dude's whole head up her pussy. eep!
cherryripeboyII
07-08-2007, 07:24 PM
Dude, Gabi took off with my car! Have you seen her around? :confused:
http://youporn.com/watch/4451
No no no the one with the nerf ball being launched is still worse.... I don't even know where the link is.
Lysondra
07-08-2007, 07:28 PM
a little piece of my innocence just died... *again*
still, nothing on the one with the dude's whole head up her pussy. eep!
Of all my witty saying you quote THAT?! :P
Budai
07-08-2007, 07:54 PM
No no no the one with the nerf ball being launched is still worse.... I don't even know where the link is.
CRBII:
Yikes! You weren't lying! :O