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Lysondra
07-08-2007, 07:57 PM
What the fuck is wrong with you people????
BalletBaby
07-08-2007, 07:59 PM
CRBII:
Yikes! You weren't lying! :O
http://youporn.com/watch/2731
Imma sticking to penis's, dildos, fingers and tongues thankyouverymuch:covereyes:eye-poppi:ill::yuck:
What the fuck is wrong with you people????
Copy that! Why don't we just break out the beastiality porn while we're at it??? :-X
Budai
07-08-2007, 08:02 PM
What the fuck is wrong with you people????
LM:
I know, I know...Someone shoulda caught the ball but it all happened so quickly! :duck:
BalletBaby
07-08-2007, 08:02 PM
What the fuck is wrong with you people????
You mean what the fuck is wrong with the people who make this shit!
"Okay, okay, I've got a great idea! Let's have a chick shoot a nerf ball outta her pussy! I know nothing turns me on more than watching a chick shoot nerf balls outta her twat!"
^Well...the people that keep uploading this crap seem to keep the ratings up.
BalletBaby
07-08-2007, 08:06 PM
Copy that! Why don't we just break out the beastiality porn while we're at it??? :-X
I just had to know so I googled it......and saw a picture I wish I hadn't:covereyes
*goes to gouge eyes out*
^You seriously didn't know??? :D
BalletBaby
07-08-2007, 08:07 PM
^You seriously didn't know??? :D
No, but now I do.
*cries*
Lysondra
07-08-2007, 08:08 PM
^ You're not helping!!!! She even spelled it wrong BEASTiliaty (bestiality) you should've KNOWN!
BalletBaby
07-08-2007, 08:10 PM
^^Why should I know what sick acts people do with animals? I still wish I didn't know!!!
*runs off crying*
jaizaine
07-08-2007, 08:11 PM
More than a handfull is not a waste!
http://youporn.com/watch/2524
oh i found this one i had b een looking for. i woould not like to be this girl
http://youporn.com/watch/6974
^ You're not helping!!!! She even spelled it wrong BEASTiliaty (bestiality) you should've KNOWN!
Definitions of Beastiality on the Web:
Zoophilia (from the Greek Zoon, "animal", and Philia, "friendship or love") is a paraphilia, defined as an affinity or sexual attraction by a human to non-human animals. Such individuals are called zoophiles. The more recent terms zoosexual and zoosexuality also describe the full spectrum of human/animal attraction. A separate term, bestiality (more common in mainstream usage), refers to human/animal sexual activity. ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beastiality (http://www.google.com/url?sa=X&start=0&oi=define&q=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beastiality&usg=AFQjCNFC3aQfjm01WBYTgH93l0d2LyxvXQ)
LM...I thought the spelling was correct, NO?
BalletBaby
07-08-2007, 08:14 PM
More than a handfull is not a waste!
http://youporn.com/watch/2524
oh i found this one i had b een looking for. i woould not like to be this girl
http://youporn.com/watch/6974
She only got third place?! Who got first?:O/:O
jaizaine
07-08-2007, 08:14 PM
i dont know but i really want to know!!
i wonder what bra size she is
Lysondra
07-08-2007, 08:17 PM
Definitions of Beastiality on the Web:
Zoophilia (from the Greek Zoon, "animal", and Philia, "friendship or love") is a paraphilia, defined as an affinity or sexual attraction by a human to non-human animals. Such individuals are called zoophiles. The more recent terms zoosexual and zoosexuality also describe the full spectrum of human/animal attraction. A separate term, bestiality (more common in mainstream usage), refers to human/animal sexual activity. ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beastiality (http://www.google.com/url?sa=X&start=0&oi=define&q=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beastiality&usg=AFQjCNFC3aQfjm01WBYTgH93l0d2LyxvXQ)
LM...I thought the spelling was correct, NO?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoophilia Correct spelling is bestiality... but people misspell it so often (and why not, it says BEAST now) that it's become more mainstream and now porn purposefully misspell it so it's easier found.
Lysondra
07-08-2007, 08:17 PM
More than a handfull is not a waste!
http://youporn.com/watch/2524
oh i found this one i had b een looking for. i woould not like to be this girl
http://youporn.com/watch/6974
YOU! YOU! YOU STARTED THIS!
WITCH WITCH WITCH!
*chases with pitchfork!*
cherryripeboyII
07-08-2007, 08:18 PM
You mean what the fuck is wrong with the people who make this shit!
"Okay, okay, I've got a great idea! Let's have a chick shoot a nerf ball outta her pussy! I know nothing turns me on more than watching a chick shoot nerf balls outta her twat!"
Now ya know why I was not linking to it!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoophilia Correct spelling is bestiality... but people misspell it so often (and why not, it says BEAST now) that it's become more mainstream and now porn purposefully misspell it so it's easier found.
Okay...I also just read the whole definition I had posted as well...Interesting porn fact! :P
Lysondra
07-08-2007, 08:19 PM
Balls belong OUTSIDE the pussy people! :P
cherryripeboyII
07-08-2007, 08:19 PM
As for big boobs, I think the late Lolo Ferrari still takes the cake
http://images.google.com/images?q=lolo+ferrari+&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=lwO&um=1&sa=X&oi=images&ct=title
Lysondra
07-08-2007, 08:21 PM
Has nobody seen our very own Melonie?
jaizaine
07-08-2007, 08:22 PM
Balls belong OUTSIDE the pussy people! :P
Poor balls they must feel left out LMAO
cherryripeboyII
07-08-2007, 08:24 PM
^^LOL that is so bad.
No no don't put balls in the pussy... it would give new meaning to crunch your nuts, especially if kegals are a common exercise.
gingerlee
07-08-2007, 08:27 PM
oh i found this one i had b een looking for. i woould not like to be this girl
Ok, I do know for a fact that the guys in this clip are using prosthetics (sp?). Don't ask how I know, but trust me on this.
Lysondra
07-08-2007, 08:28 PM
Ok, I do know for a fact that the guys in this clip are using prosthetics (sp?). Don't ask how I know, but trust me on this.
I know because I did a study on Long Dong Silver and his prosthetic looked very similar.
X.x
Lysondra
07-08-2007, 08:30 PM
AHAHAHA I just realized on youporn.com there's this ad that says "Sexy Girls in Mount Gravatt" (which is near me)... and one of the girls is naked in a forest... ALL the trees in the forest she's naked in aren't Australian native! A christmas tree??! We don't have those unless you go to you a shop!! hahahaha... man if you're gonna fake that you're form somewhere, at least have the correct background.
I know because I did a study on Long Dong Silver and his prosthetic looked very similar.
X.x
I remember that dude! }:D
jaizaine
07-08-2007, 08:31 PM
Ok, I do know for a fact that the guys in this clip are using prosthetics (sp?). Don't ask how I know, but trust me on this.
thank-u coz that is unbelievably big.
So can u enlighten me on how a prosthetic penis works? is it attached on the end of the penis? i dont get it? is it permanent or can they take it on and off?
maybe thats why it looks like it bends? i thought he was having trouble staying hard
Lysondra
07-08-2007, 08:33 PM
thank-u coz that is unbelievably big.
So can u enlighten me on how a prosthetic penis works? is it attached on the end of the penis? i dont get it? is it permanent or can they take it on and off?
maybe thats why it looks like it bends? i thought he was having trouble staying hard
It's normally a condom like thing that goes over the whole penis but the end is filled with silicon and extended. You can get them in many sizes including 'omfg get away from me with that thing'.
jaizaine
07-08-2007, 08:34 PM
AHAHAHA I just realized on youporn.com there's this ad that says "Sexy Girls in Mount Gravatt" (which is near me)... and one of the girls is naked in a forest... ALL the trees in the forest she's naked in aren't Australian native! A christmas tree??! We don't have those unless you go to you a shop!! hahahaha... man if you're gonna fake that you're form somewhere, at least have the correct background.
they do grow here hun. My aunt lives on the sunshine coast and she went and cut down her own christmas tree. Also my bf's aunt has them growing on her property here in melbourne. They are prob not native but people do grow them
jaizaine
07-08-2007, 08:35 PM
It's normally a condom like thing that goes over the whole penis but the end is filled with silicon and extended. You can get them in many sizes including 'omfg get away from me with that thing'.
AHHHHHHHHHH damn I really have no idea about these things.
I would run and hide from those insanecockbrothers.
Do they always wear those masks?
gingerlee
07-08-2007, 08:35 PM
It's normally a condom like thing that goes over the whole penis but the end is filled with silicon and extended. You can get them in many sizes including 'omfg get away from me with that thing'.
Yep, pretty much what I was gonna say. Thank you, ma'am!
gingerlee
07-08-2007, 08:36 PM
AHHHHHHHHHH damn I really have no idea about these things.
I would run and hide from those insanecockbrothers.
Do they always wear those masks?
Yeah, they always do. At least in anything I have ever seen or heard about.
BalletBaby
07-08-2007, 08:39 PM
^Well...the people that keep uploading this crap seem to keep the ratings up.
Soooooooooooooo...balls are the new cock:P
BalletBaby
07-08-2007, 08:41 PM
You can get them in many sizes including 'omfg get away from me with that thing'.
:rotfl:
Lysondra
07-08-2007, 08:41 PM
they do grow here hun. My aunt lives on the sunshine coast and she went and cut down her own christmas tree. Also my bf's aunt has them growing on her property here in melbourne. They are prob not native but people do grow them
Aussies have a completely different kind of Christmas tree than the Americans.
Lysondra
07-08-2007, 08:42 PM
Yep, pretty much what I was gonna say. Thank you, ma'am!
What can I say? I tried the 1-2" ones before for the heck of it. :-[
jaizaine
07-08-2007, 08:42 PM
Really?
Do they smell the same?
I love the smell of a real christmas tree
GCG u r right, the BB spa scene, wow just wow.
http://youporn.com/watch/26515
cherryripeboyII
07-08-2007, 08:43 PM
Has nobody seen our very own Melonie?
Yes, but can I be cheeky and say again! lol
Right now I'd be afraid to let Melonie near a certain JCB... he is nuts about boobs at the moment.
Lysondra
07-08-2007, 08:59 PM
Really?
Do they smell the same?
I love the smell of a real christmas tree
GCG u r right, the BB spa scene, wow just wow.
http://youporn.com/watch/26515
Nope. They smell entirely different. I'll see about bringing my American air-freshener with me to visit you so you can have a whiff. it's pretty spot-on.
jaizaine
07-08-2007, 09:01 PM
When u coming??
Feature at my club, they have been getting interstate girls to feature lately. We had felix (miss pole dance australia from perth) the weekend before last.
sleepyboy
07-09-2007, 01:59 AM
AHAHAHA I just realized on youporn.com there's this ad that says "Sexy Girls in Mount Gravatt" (which is near me)... and one of the girls is naked in a forest... ALL the trees in the forest she's naked in aren't Australian native! A christmas tree??! We don't have those unless you go to you a shop!! hahahaha... man if you're gonna fake that you're form somewhere, at least have the correct background.
When I do it, it says meet girls in Houston. Which is where I am from. Allot of websites do this. I'm not sure how they know your location, but I've seen it before.
jaizaine
07-09-2007, 02:05 AM
^^^
i noticed this when i went to london that it came up with search results for that area.
when the internet was first developed it was supposed to get rid of borders or be a borderless online system. However as the years went on the internet has become more and more "bordered". Yes it can be detected where u r connecting from and it will bring up region specific search results etc.
Budai
07-09-2007, 02:09 AM
When I do it, it says meet girls in Houston. Which is where I am from. Allot of websites do this. I'm not sure how they know your location, but I've seen it before.
SB/J:
Dude, I think it's a sci-fi cyberspace phenomenon, like some kind of Love Connection Wormhole... :alien:
cherryripeboyII
07-09-2007, 05:22 AM
^^^
i noticed this when i went to london that it came up with search results for that area.
when the internet was first developed it was supposed to get rid of borders or be a borderless online system. However as the years went on the internet has become more and more "bordered". Yes it can be detected where u r connecting from and it will bring up region specific search results etc.
Actually it is a little more global than you think! LOL Get this, I used to have Australian cities pop up when I was in Australia, and there was this one chick dressed up as Lara Croft. Guess who I saw while surfing in America? Same chick. They are models leasing/selling/having images stolen (maybe), who are in those adds. I'm sure there are some 'real' customers of those sites there as well, but yeah, I don't think the same chick would be in 2 countries. Especially when it is not just one model, there were about 4 I recognized.
Lysondra
07-09-2007, 05:42 AM
When I do it, it says meet girls in Houston. Which is where I am from. Allot of websites do this. I'm not sure how they know your location, but I've seen it before.
I know what it is. I'm saying they used a shitty picture to try to prove there was a girl close to me because the flora/fauna is unfamiliar to this country.
They do it by checking your IP.
I just gotta say...I love youporn.com
I mean..its free porn, how can you go wrong?
And it's not crazy wierd nasty stuff, just good old, normal porn.
Highly recommend checkign it out :)
I guess I am the only person who does not find the vids on those sites the least bit sexy. They’re all the same more or less. Slapping noises, Guy with a big schlong but half a an erection (‘cause he’s really not that turned on) and a girl who is clearly not the least bit excited who in a monotone voice stares into the camera and says “oh baby fill my hole, you are so f-ing big” Blah
Budai
07-11-2007, 01:39 PM
I guess I am the only person who does not find the vids on those sites the least bit sexy. They’re all the same more or less. Slapping noises, Guy with a big schlong but half a an erection (‘cause he’s really not that turned on) and a girl who is clearly not the least bit excited who in a monotone voice stares into the camera and says “oh baby fill my hole, you are so f-ing big” Blah
Well, Will:
IMO, ordinary vids :yawn: like the ones you described^^^ make the hunt for "good porn" a pasttime for many :detective.
At least you're paying close attention :magnify:. I usually check the 'Mute' box on my Volume Control in order to skip those annoying :dunce: "Ooooooh-yeah-Big-Daddy-this-is-all-yours!" raps . They also can be quite hilarious...but then again, YMMV (your mileage may vary)! :judge:
Well, Will:
IMO, ordinary vids :yawn: like the ones you described^^^ make the hunt for "good porn" a pasttime for many :detective.
At least you're paying close attention :magnify:. I usually check the 'Mute' box on my Volume Control in order to skip those annoying :dunce: "Ooooooh-yeah-Big-Daddy-this-is-all-yours!" raps . They also can be quite hilarious...but then again, YMMV (your mileage may vary)!
I'm not a big porn person, but it seems like good porn is an oxy moron. 99% of what I have seen is not the least bit sexy and if anything, turns me off. I love the stretch marks on half the gals from having kids as they flop up and down on some ugly guy...yeah, that's a turn on. And what's up with all the guys in porn? Im not gay or bi, but why are they all f-ing ugly and have such crappy builds? I would rather see two good looking people getting it on then one good looking gal and some 70s throw back with chest hair, a mullet, and big gold chain. And now I learn in this thread some guys are wearing prosthetic members...Christ almighty people! Got a you-bang URL you think is "the good stuff" I would like to see an example of it...:O