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LuckiCharm
07-11-2007, 02:42 PM
Really?
Do they smell the same?
I love the smell of a real christmas tree
GCG u r right, the BB spa scene, wow just wow.
http://youporn.com/watch/26515
See man...that's why I want a hot tub.
ExoticEngineer
07-11-2007, 02:45 PM
I love the stretch marks on half the gals from having kids as they flop up and down on some ugly guy...yeah, that's a turn on.
Hmmm, a good portion of this rubbed me the wrong way.
Christ almighty people! Got a you-bang URL you think is "the good stuff" I would like to see an example of it...:O
I bet you would!
At any rate, something like youporn, I don't think is meant to be VIVD quality (jsut picked VIVID as an example, first one that came to mind) I mean, it's people at home, having sex....take it at face value.
And I can attest, I have neevr been turned OFF because a woman had stretch marks. Nor a man.:P
I would rather see two good looking people getting it on then one good looking gal and some 70s throw back with chest hair, a mullet, and big gold chain.
:highfive: :rotfl: :laughing:
See man...that's why I want a hot tub.
Sex in hot tubs is way overrated. Sounds like a much better idea than it actually is, like sex on the beach. ::)
sex on the beach. ::)
Hey! I miss that! :'(
gingerlee
07-11-2007, 04:56 PM
And what's up with all the guys in porn? Im not gay or bi, but why are they all f-ing ugly and have such crappy builds? I would rather see two good looking people getting it on then one good looking gal and some 70s throw back with chest hair, a mullet, and big gold chain.
The reason there aren't that many hot guys in porn is because half the time the hot guys can't perform. Being a dude in porn is hard, because the entire scene rests on whether or not they can do what they are told in the time they are given. The 20 minute scene people see on a DVD took 3 1/2 hours to do, and I don't know alot of guys that can stop and start 20 times without having some issues with keeping their member the way it's supposed to be, and then get off at the exact moment the director tells them to. It's that and the fact that most guys aren't comfortable doing all these things in front of 20 people who are talking about going to dinner as soon as the shoot is over. Not exactly the best environment for making in magic happen, so the guys that can do it get the jobs.
I'd rather have the average looking dude that can do a scene without problems than the hot guy that fucks up my day because he can't do his job right.
(And I don't have any stretch marks. So there. ;) )
Lysondra
07-11-2007, 04:58 PM
Sex in hot tubs is way overrated. Sounds like a much better idea than it actually is, like sex on the beach. ::)
The water deadens the sensation. :(
The reason there aren't that many hot guys in porn is because half the time the hot guys can't perform. Being a dude in porn is hard, because the entire scene rests on whether or not they can do what they are told in the time they are given. The 20 minute scene people see on a DVD took 3 1/2 hours to do, and I don't know alot of guys that can stop and start 20 times without having some issues with keeping their member the way it's supposed to be, and then get off at the exact moment the director tells them to. It's that and the fact that most guys aren't comfortable doing all these things in front of 20 people who are talking about going to dinner as soon as the shoot is over. Not exactly the best environment for making in magic happen, so the guys that can do it get the jobs.
I'd rather have the average looking dude that can do a scene without problems than the hot guy that fucks up my day because he can't do his job right.
(And I don't have any stretch marks. So there. ;) )
OK, got it, ugly dude who is hung like a Llama and can stop and start on command gets the jobs. The more I know about it, the less turned on I get by porn, though I am glad to hear about your stretch marks, or lack there of....
Budai
07-11-2007, 05:42 PM
OK, got it, ugly dude who is hung like a Llama and can stop and start on command gets the jobs.
This site is sooo informative! I had no idea that llamas were well-endowed in the undercarriage area...
Lysondra
07-11-2007, 05:46 PM
^ Yeah, but porn doesn't use them. They spit.
gingerlee
07-11-2007, 05:51 PM
OK, got it, ugly dude who is hung like a Llama and can stop and start on command gets the jobs. The more I know about it, the less turned on I get by porn, though I am glad to hear about your stretch marks, or lack there of....
Eh, it's porn, most of it doesn't turn me on and I'm IN porn. 'Reality' porn, 'extreme' porn, and barely legal porn are in at the moment. Doesn't mean they're good, but they are what sells. Personally I don't find double anal all that sexy, but somebody has to.
Vyanka
07-11-2007, 06:03 PM
Um, how the hell did I miss this thread??? :O ;D ;D ;D
Vyanka
07-11-2007, 06:09 PM
The best amateur porn site I've found is/are the sites under the voyeurweb umbrella, www.voyeurweb.com (http://www.voyeurweb.com) (all free, no hardcore) www.redclouds.com (http://www.redclouds.com) (annual fee $25, hardcore stills) and www.homeclips.com (http://www.homeclips.com) (hardcore amateur videos, $25 annual fee)
Cam - my bad, I was just looking at some of the thumbnails.
Saw you on milfhunter.com. Been a fan of that series for a while, so it was cool to see you in a milfhunter episode.
Y'all have GOT to check this one out! http://www.youporn.com/watch/20444
i've seen this!! classic. lolololollll
ExoticEngineer
07-11-2007, 06:11 PM
^ Yeah, but porn doesn't use them. They spit.
I laughed so hard I snorted! Again!
(found that way too funny for way too many reasons!)
Vyanka
07-11-2007, 06:18 PM
http://www.youporn.com/watch/1109
An actual striptease! :)
she sucked. too fast. imo
Vyanka
07-11-2007, 06:39 PM
Ok, i've seen pretty much all of them now. Now i'm leaving the best for last, I want to see our very own CK. Where's the link? ;D
cameron_keys
07-11-2007, 06:51 PM
I'd rather have the average looking dude that can do a scene without problems than the hot guy that fucks up my day because he can't do his job right.
(And I don't have any stretch marks. So there. ;) )
Oh yeah. I'm right there with you. I dont need Brad freakin' Pitt ESPECIALLY if he's going to make the shoot last 3 hours longer. I want to get in, do the scene and go on with my day.
Plus..I think more average looking male talent are often used to make the guys at home happy. It makes it seem more attainable to them if the guy on screen looks more like them then if he stepped of the cover of Playgirl...it's all about fantasy.
And no stretch marks on me either..:neener:
cameron_keys
07-11-2007, 06:52 PM
Ok, i've seen pretty much all of them now. Now i'm leaving the best for last, I want to see our very own CK. Where's the link? ;D
Bleh...I'd hate to disappont you..I'm sure there are FAR better porns out there then mine!
But if you really want to see...theres a link to my new one in another thread...I'll go find it...
Edit: found it...
Sauske
07-11-2007, 07:16 PM
Heyy I don't know if this has been posted but...my favorite is
www.allhotgirls.net ... they're pretty long videos instead of 30 second clips. :) enjoy;D
Vyanka
07-11-2007, 08:11 PM
Bleh...I'd hate to disappont you..I'm sure there are FAR better porns out there then mine!
But if you really want to see...theres a link to my new one in another thread...I'll go find it...
Edit: found it...http://wiki.naughtycountryclub.com/Cameron_Keys
I didn't see the video, but you look great. ;) I tried to open milfhunter, but it got stuck. lol. Couldn't see it.
jaizaine
07-11-2007, 08:22 PM
The water deadens the sensation. :(
I like feeling the juices and in a spa i think the water sensation would ruin it.
Is this one supposed to be at a strip club?
http://www.youporn.com/watch/37394
Eh, it's porn, most of it doesn't turn me on and I'm IN porn. 'Reality' porn, 'extreme' porn, and barely legal porn are in at the moment. Doesn't mean they're good, but they are what sells. Personally I don't find double anal all that sexy, but somebody has to.
No surprise there. McDonalds sells billions and the food sucks, and Harry Potter movies out sell good films, etc, etc. No reason to think porn would be any different./:O
Oh yeah. I'm right there with you. I dont need Brad freakin' Pitt ESPECIALLY if he's going to make the shoot last 3 hours longer. I want to get in, do the scene and go on with my day.
Which is exactly how it comes across to me when I watch it (not you pre se, but porn in general) which I find a total turn off.
Plus..I think more average looking male talent are often used to make the guys at home happy. It makes it seem more attainable to them if the guy on screen looks more like them then if he stepped of the cover of Playgirl...it's all about fantasy.
You me be right there, I dont know, but man some of those guys are fugly.
And no stretch marks on me either..:neener:
Prove it! :P
Mastridonicus
07-12-2007, 06:07 AM
Eh, it's porn, most of it doesn't turn me on and I'm IN porn. 'Reality' porn, 'extreme' porn, and barely legal porn are in at the moment. Doesn't mean they're good, but they are what sells. Personally I don't find double anal all that sexy, but somebody has to.
Double Anal isn't all that sexy.
Triple Anal with a layer of cheddar on a seasame seed bun with a side of fries...now that...actually I'll be right back....
*Door Closes*
*WOOOOOOSSSHHHHHHohhhh gooooddd it's oso goooooooddddddOOOOSSSHHHHHH*
Smells like Sea Water in here.
cameron_keys
07-12-2007, 08:35 AM
Which is exactly how it comes across to me when I watch it (not you pre se, but porn in general) which I find a total turn off.
I know....I want to strangle some talent...just becaue it is porn doesnt mean there isnt a level of ACTING involved...dont just lie there. I like to think my acting skills are honed enough that my films are at least believable.
Prove it! :P there are plenty of vids and pics on the net...you are more then welcome to see for yourself!
Budai
07-12-2007, 09:27 PM
Double Anal isn't all that sexy.
Triple Anal with a layer of cheddar on a seasame seed bun with a side of fries...now that...actually I'll be right back....
Did you get a chocolate shake with that, Mast? }:D
Did you get a chocolate shake with that, Mast? }:D
Chocolate shakes should not be mentioned when talking about anal feats of grossness. They make me think icky things. :yuck:
Borat does porn...yikes....
http://www.youporn.com/watch/38920
BlackSheEp3
07-14-2007, 02:03 PM
Borat does porn...yikes....
http://www.youporn.com/watch/38920
watch 5 secs and clicked...fuk that shet. lol
James Bond
07-18-2007, 06:59 AM
This is the best free porn site on the internets.
http://drunkfriends.com/quickies/freesex.html
big_daddy
07-18-2007, 09:50 PM
http://www.redtube.com/3200
Callyish
07-22-2007, 02:40 PM
Okay my fantasy always was to have two or three guys at once... then I saw this video... and now im scared.... the poor thing.. shes so small and shes being ripped apart!!
Budai
07-22-2007, 05:05 PM
Okay my fantasy always was to have two or three guys at once... then I saw this video... and now im scared.... the poor thing.. shes so small and shes being ripped apart!!
Yep, Callyish, Daniella Rush definitely earns her stripes in that clip. If you reconsider, have an anesthesiologist on standby for an emergency epidural, OK? All kidding aside, does it have to be 2 or 3 "porn-sized" weenies?
Lysondra
07-22-2007, 07:15 PM
Okay my fantasy always was to have two or three guys at once... then I saw this video... and now im scared.... the poor thing.. shes so small and shes being ripped apart!! http://youporn.com/watch/41188
Man I've only seen where they're licking her so far but holy shit those guys are total fucking dicks who look HORRIBLE in bed. :/
Persona
07-22-2007, 09:30 PM
there were 2! in her bum! at the SAME TIME!
How did the dudes stay hard while they were rubbing wangs together all up in there?
Budai
07-22-2007, 09:37 PM
there were 2! in her bum! at the SAME TIME!
How did the dudes stay hard while they were rubbing wangs together all up in there?
Thanks so much for posting what I was thinking, Persona! There should have been just one :pickle: in that jar...
Now this is creative!
http://www.youporn.com/watch/43698
Budai
07-28-2007, 08:31 AM
Now this is creative!
Dude,
That dick was stolen from a missile silo! :O
P.S. It appears that Kaylinn's thread revitalized your interest in online porn...:)
Dude,
That dick was stolen from a missile silo! :O
P.S. It appears that Kaylinn's thread revitalized your interest in online porn...:)
Actually, I never had an interest in online porn to revitalize, but I admit some of them are creative at least. Combining real people with CGI and sex is creative!
GoldCoastGirl
07-30-2007, 05:39 AM
can i just re-iterate how addictive youporn is now for me. damn you all to hell!
:laughing: :devil:
Lysondra
08-11-2007, 08:05 PM
http://youporn.com/watch/48133
I HAD to resurrect this thread for this one. How trashy can you GET?!
Callyish
08-11-2007, 08:22 PM
I think i've worked with her!!! LoL
Wow that was brutal...
gingerlee
08-11-2007, 08:31 PM
I HAD to resurrect this thread for this one. How trashy can you GET?!
I could only watch like 10 seconds before I had to close that video. It was icky, and I've seen some REALLY icky porn.
Lysondra
08-11-2007, 08:35 PM
I love the trashbag and cracked walls.
GoldCoastGirl
08-11-2007, 08:39 PM
oh... and how he puts the 'rubber' (condom) on at the end! :laughing:
:devil: I was at a private party booking last night and saw their computer (which was in the lounge room) was hooked up to the internet. I loaded up the web browser and went straight to youporn.com :)
Yup. Had quite a few of them remembering this web address! LOL!
verfolgung
07-03-2009, 08:18 AM
^^^^ FYI - If you see the member's name in plain font it means they are no longer a member of the forum. She cancelled her account a while ago.
GoPoKo
07-05-2009, 07:00 AM
redtube.com
xvideos.com
xtube.com
ArmySGT.
07-05-2009, 05:34 PM
^^^^ FYI - If you see the member's name in plain font it means they are no longer a member of the forum. She cancelled her account a while ago.
FYI ------- If you check the date, will see the previous posts are TWO YEARS OLD.
JoJoX
07-05-2009, 09:52 PM
NO, NO, NO...XVIDEOS.COM is waayyyy better! It's more hardcore than you porn AND it's free.
GoPoKo
07-06-2009, 05:16 AM
We'd love to add a porn section to www.makeitsexy.com if people wanted to post....