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mina loy
07-01-2007, 06:51 PM
emo glasses. i can't stand them.

huge, oversized sunglasses.

tans

80s clothing in general.

GoldCoastGirl
07-01-2007, 06:58 PM
;D because i saw you last night thats too funny!

:D exactly!

LuckiCharm
07-01-2007, 07:01 PM
This whole "I gotta smoke a blunt in the morning, a blunt in the afternoon, a blunt at night, and 5 blunts of weed in between just to function" is driving me crazy. I'm cool with weed and everything but damn, potheads are taking OVER!!!

jaizaine
07-01-2007, 07:08 PM
Oh yes - how could i forget about them, lol!

In Auckland I took my friends 10 year old and her best friend to the shops one day and they ran into a shoe store and loudly poked fun at all the different crocs, picking them up and yelling to each other "Ugh look at this one!". It was so funny I joined in!
Crocs are just getting uglier, I cant believe theyve come up with different horrendous styles, lol!

thats 2 funny!!

i agree they are getting uglier. yes they were made for gardening and thats totally cool but why turn a functional gardening shoe into a "fashion" shoe?

crocs should be burned and never revisited in the future.

White & Nerdy
07-01-2007, 07:45 PM
Guys who walk around with their pants pulled down and their underwear showing. Pull up your pants, dude! That's why they make belts!

novelidea
07-01-2007, 08:19 PM
COLLAR POP. Seriously. Put a stop to collar pop, right now!!

I second the ugh on Uggs.

Oh, and the one-pant-leg-rolled-up thing is a gangster thing. It's supposed to indicate that you have a weapon near your ankle and you can access it easily. Most people who wear their pants like that don't actually have a weapon there, but they're trying to look like they do.

never heard that bit...always thought it was the whole "LL cool J" fanboi look from the 90's.

teeth_of_the_hydra
07-01-2007, 08:28 PM
Awww... I love my giant sunglasses and cuffed jeans with flip flops. I don't like capris, I like my big silly cuffs. Same goes for sunglasses... big and silly all the way. It's a practice (nay, a philosophy) that extends to my hair and my cat as well.

Also, when I lived in Key West and bicycled everywhere, I rolled up my right pant leg. But even there, the trend has taken on a life of its own, and I could never figure out why people on *scooters* were rolling up their pants legs. Bro, there's no chain.

I dislike:

Skinny jeans. But this is a personal thing because I have a big butt and skinny jeans make me look like a maraca. That's right, a maraca.

The current state of floral prints, esp. those stupid shirts made of wispy, crepe-paperish fabric with a zillion different floral prints. I have a hard time with floral prints as it is, this is outright abuse.

For that matter I do not like the tunic, or the longer shirt to be worn over jeans. I just think tunics are dumb. Even the name is dumb. TOO-NICK.

The tribal tramp stamp, for it pains me. Real pain. I'm wincing as I write this.

Crocs, unless you work in a restaurant/ on the water or otherwise need shoes that can get wet. If you're just chillin', then your shoes are ugly, and you should go chill somewhere out of my sight or I will make fun of you in my head.

gingerlee
07-01-2007, 08:53 PM
COLLAR POP. Seriously. Put a stop to collar pop, right now!!


When I was in Wisconsin last week, there was a typical douchebag frat boy asshat running his 'game' on me. He had a popped collar, and I HATE popped collars. I was in an evil mood, so I cut him off in the middle of his speech to tell him I had to tell him something. I looked him dead in the face and told him that he was hot, funny, etc., and I would have totally loved to hang out with him, but the popped collar was a deal breaker. He looked confused, and wanted to know what a popped collar was. WTF dumbass!

Yeah, I'm a bitch like that on occasion. }:D

And dammit teenage boys...wash your hair. You look like a homeless guy, and I don't get the point of being all stinky and greasy.

Nautilus
07-01-2007, 08:58 PM
i just never understood crocs... and to be honest, i didn't know what they were called. i believe i just called them, 'those stupid plastic clogs'. i don't know how or why they ever got cool. so cool that my 70 year-old in-laws wear them.

preggy clothes for the masses... urgh. FANTASTIC for me and the bump, not so for anyone else, though i appreciate the world making itself look like shit until i have this baby - much easier to shop at normal stores than preggo ones. sweeet!!! (this is what happens when one half of sass & bide gets pregnant... or any other designer for that matter).

for whoever mentioned the 80s... it is getting worse before it gets better... those fucked up slogan tops are back 'choose life' but with a 'modern' spin. oh, and some ass-clown wants those rayban wayfarer things (a la tom cruise) to come back.

no no and NO! i will stay home in my robe until this shit is over.

fat girls in skinny jeans (muffin toppers) and tight sweaters. urgh. NO. WHY?!?!? that goes for anyone who just can't dress appropriately for their size.

little biddy fucking shorts in the middle of winter?!?!?! bare legs. i feel like my mother... "look at that 15 year old girl in tiny shorts and bare legs in winter... urgh" (as i'm wearing full coat and scarf). don't kids get cold anymore?

boat shoes on land. die.

Buggs
07-01-2007, 09:00 PM
I think oversized sunglasses are here to stay, at least for the time being.

Pretty_Penny
07-01-2007, 09:00 PM
the bluetooth ear thing

seriously

you douchebags

Nautilus
07-01-2007, 09:15 PM
oh yeah, bluetooth headsets. especially on 50 year-old women in jeans who are walking to the shops at 11 on a weekday.

you must be expecting so many important calls that can't possibly wait until you pick up the phone from your bag. meh.

Lysondra
07-01-2007, 09:41 PM
the bluetooth ear thing

seriously

you douchebags

Hey, I need that to drive legally! :P

CupCake
07-01-2007, 09:51 PM
uhhmm..hmm emo kids...that trend should def. die..:banghead:

BlackSheEp3
07-01-2007, 09:57 PM
uhhmm..hmm emo kids...that trend should def. die..:banghead:

I second that, heres what the emo kids should do:
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/8/8f/PleaseCutRevised.png/180px-PleaseCutRevised.png

PaigeDWinter
07-01-2007, 09:59 PM
Bono sunglasses = die.

Other such huge shades of various shapes = die.

Itty bitty teeny weeny spaghetti strapped tank tops with thick-strapped bras = die.

Having a small dog with you 24/6 because Paris and Britney have them = die.

Capri pants = die the first time, let alone now. Double die.

Emo needs to = die if only for the fact that any non-emo goth kids get called emo EFF YOU IM NOT EMO.

RoseLeigh
07-01-2007, 10:18 PM
Showing the back of your damn bra in a backless top-WHY? Get a new bra! Especially since it is usually a ratty old white/beige bra. Ew.

Flip flops away from a pool/beach environment-if your cheap, loose plastic shoe makes a loud slapping sound every time you step, I'll want to strangle you. They are just NOT real shoes.

Rose Leigh

needtodance
07-01-2007, 10:27 PM
I hate oversized sunglasses, really nasty fake oranged out tans, skinny jeans, belted-at-the-knee pants(a LITTLE flash of boxer from a normal pair of carpenters pants and a button down shirt is HOT.... undies as outies is NOT and it makes you look all stumpy), meaningless tramp stamp tattoos or "i'm so badass" macho tattoos... Make it nice, artistic, have a meaning, or SOMETHING... don't just get inked just to be inked or to look "harder"


Don't understand grills, uggs, hats facing unusual directions, or fanny packs...

The fashion mullet and the emo mullet.. Yeah, you CAN make it work for you and look effin awesome, but its a one in a thousand shot. Otherwise you just look like you can't see a good hairdresser, and are stuck in the 80s.

The frumpy "layering" look. Nothing worse than a woman who's wandering around the park with her three kids wearing a backless halter top that exposes front AND back of her contrasting colored bra. Except if she has tanlines. That just makes all the infinite varieties adding illusion of onion layers to her COMPLETELY acceptable!(sarcasm) IF you're gonna layer, do it NICELY. Pick flattering colors and cuts. Just because that button down shirt isn't tailored well enough to you to wear on its OWN doesnt mean you can throw another shirt over it and call it even. hello wrinkles, hello bunches, hello illusion of fatness.

Not doing the "jump" tests in teh dressing room. I think i was 8 when my mom told me how to see if clothes fit and will work. Sit down. DOes it ride up? bend over. Do you expose your lion king undies? Raise your arms. does it fall down? WHY HAVE SO MANY WOMEN STOPPED DOING THESE TESTS? I do NOT w ant to see you rearranging your tube top becuase it keeps falling down, even though you have poorly toned armpit flab hanging over the top! And i do NOT want to see your cottage cheese ass cheeks hanging out from the bottom of your skirt when you stand up to get off the bus!

Randomly thrown in gathers, ruchs, and ruffles. Remember, you ALWAYS appear as big as your largest layer. SO why do you want that hawt print shirt with teh gathers down your sides that makes you look "just starting to show" pregnant? Gemma Ward couldn't pull that thing off. all of these things make you look bigger. And chances are, you don't need the help when you're wandering around with an enormous ice cream cone, holding a massive cup of soda.

redhothoney
07-01-2007, 10:27 PM
what the hell is a emo kid lol??

novelidea
07-01-2007, 11:19 PM
Having a small dog with you 24/6 because Paris and Britney have them = die.



Giving the dog a day off so Brit can get a haircut?

Windy
07-01-2007, 11:59 PM
I didnt read all of the above posts, but here are some of my pet peeves , not sure if theyve been alreay been written about tho..

* Gun tattoos on girls. What does that mean? have u ever shot a gun? how exaclty does a gun on your lower back "represent?" esp if your some rich girl? wha?

* girls who wear clear heels when going out clubbing. cmon. you just WISH you were a stripper haha.

* guys who leave that fucking golden sticker on their baseball cap. the sticker that says the size or wutever...jus because some rappers do it, does it mean YOU have to do it? it looks stupid. its like, did u 4get to take that sticker off your hat when you bought it or something?! or even worst..some guys leave the tags on!!! you look like a mannquein. its not like i leave my tags on my shirts or anything?!

*match star tattoos on each elbow or shoulder. why? this also goes for spiderwebs. why the elbow?!

* guys who dress nicer than girls. done up hair, fancy jewelry, collared shirt, 200 dollar pair of ironed jeans...and i dont even wanna know how much he paid for his shoes. but he prolly has like 10 more pairs at home. BEH! i hate when these kinda guys try to hit on me, i always tell them . "im sorry i dont like guys who are girly and spend more time getting ready and on their apperance then me!"

*guys who dance like their in a rap music video at clubs. cant u dance your OWN way?

*girls who have dark hair with bleach blonde highlights. yea..really natural...?

*guys who look like they just came out of a billabong magazine ad.

*teenage girls who tihnk they are badass because they shop at "hot topic" ...oh yeah, real "bad ass" haha.

i probably have more but this is all i will add for now haha.

Windy
07-02-2007, 12:02 AM
Showing the back of your damn bra in a backless top-WHY? Get a new bra! Especially since it is usually a ratty old white/beige bra. Ew.

Flip flops away from a pool/beach environment-if your cheap, loose plastic shoe makes a loud slapping sound every time you step, I'll want to strangle you. They are just NOT real shoes.

Rose Leigh

haha. everyone wears "slippers"(theyre called that over here..not flip flops) in hawaii haha. everyone! even if we arent goin 2 the beach or even LIVE by the beach!

Littlelo
07-02-2007, 12:27 AM
I second that, heres what the emo kids should do:
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/8/8f/PleaseCutRevised.png/180px-PleaseCutRevised.png


No, no, no...."its down the road, not across the street." :P

And to the person who asked what an emo kid was: (warning: long vid)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JGLv3IEL0VI&mode=related&search=

sleepyboy
07-02-2007, 12:49 AM
Guy's who wear girls jeans. Phones on belt clips.

Bluetooth and sunglasses in the club.

Mily
07-02-2007, 01:20 AM
"Gangster wannabes" ....

You mean like you? :P

Lysondra
07-02-2007, 01:20 AM
I didnt read all of the above posts, but here are some of my pet peeves , not sure if theyve been alreay been written about tho..

* Gun tattoos on girls. What does that mean? have u ever shot a gun? how exaclty does a gun on your lower back "represent?" esp if your some rich girl? wha?

* girls who wear clear heels when going out clubbing. cmon. you just WISH you were a stripper haha.

* guys who leave that fucking golden sticker on their baseball cap. the sticker that says the size or wutever...jus because some rappers do it, does it mean YOU have to do it? it looks stupid. its like, did u 4get to take that sticker off your hat when you bought it or something?! or even worst..some guys leave the tags on!!! you look like a mannquein. its not like i leave my tags on my shirts or anything?!

*match star tattoos on each elbow or shoulder. why? this also goes for spiderwebs. why the elbow?!

* guys who dress nicer than girls. done up hair, fancy jewelry, collared shirt, 200 dollar pair of ironed jeans...and i dont even wanna know how much he paid for his shoes. but he prolly has like 10 more pairs at home. BEH! i hate when these kinda guys try to hit on me, i always tell them . "im sorry i dont like guys who are girly and spend more time getting ready and on their apperance then me!"

*guys who dance like their in a rap music video at clubs. cant u dance your OWN way?

*girls who have dark hair with bleach blonde highlights. yea..really natural...?

*guys who look like they just came out of a billabong magazine ad.

*teenage girls who tihnk they are badass because they shop at "hot topic" ...oh yeah, real "bad ass" haha.

i probably have more but this is all i will add for now haha.


Some of these are a tad sexist don't you think? I mean.. girls shoot guns! And I'd rather a guy dress in $200 jeans and fancy pants - at least he has some taste - and money!

PaigeDWinter
07-02-2007, 01:22 AM
I'd like to add the whole nautical stars/birds/cherries tattoos JUST because it's popular. Not because it means anything to the person getting it. >:(

RoseLeigh
07-02-2007, 01:24 AM
haha. everyone wears "slippers"(theyre called that over here..not flip flops) in hawaii haha. everyone! even if we arent goin 2 the beach or even LIVE by the beach!

Oh no! I can't stand the sound. And the ugliness. And the creepy bit between the toes. But mostly the slap slap slap sound. I went from a pedi appt to the grocery the other day and didn't want to smudge, so I wore the little salon flip flops in. I kept trying not to make the sound! LOL I have issues.

Rose Leigh

Lysondra
07-02-2007, 01:27 AM
Who doesn't live near the beach in hawaii? :P

Meghan
07-02-2007, 05:04 AM
i used to be so annoyed at the amount of people with the rolled up pant leg here.. I'd even see grandparent aged people with it, and then I realized it was because the majority of people in this city commute by bike and they were rolling up their pant leg so that they wouldn't get bike chain grease on it hahaha. I'm a pant roller too now.

I see a lot of really REALLY hot girls with incredible bodies who are wearing jeans that are about 2 sizes too small for them, they are stuffed in and the jeans barely do up, you can see the buttons straining, even on stick figure girls. The shirts are worn several inches higher than the top of the jeans and I just wonder why? It uglifies their otherwise beautiful bodies!!

This doesn't actually bother me, but it makes me laugh. A lot of men wear white socks with sandals here (yep, I'm in Germany). It's a stereotype but a funny and true one.

jaizaine
07-02-2007, 05:05 AM
whats an emo kid?

Lysondra
07-02-2007, 05:43 AM
No, no, no...."its down the road, not across the street." :P

And to the person who asked what an emo kid was: (warning: long vid)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JGLv3IEL0VI&mode=related&search=

^*cough*^

Windy
07-02-2007, 05:48 AM
Some of these are a tad sexist don't you think? I mean.. girls shoot guns! And I'd rather a guy dress in $200 jeans and fancy pants - at least he has some taste - and money!

Well, of course girls shoot guns..lol.

but i mean some girls just get the guns because its "trendy" you know? like all of that stuff in hot topic like the "cute yet deadly" crap like skulls with bows and skulls with pink and guns that are shooting out hearts...i personally just tihnk its lame haha. i guess thatrs a fad i wish would die. lol.

well yea its nice to knmow a guys got money but...well just in my opinon, i dont like guys who spend too much money or time with their outfits....i dont knowl. i like my men old fashioned, rugged and manly ;)

oh...well some people live in the middle of the island...haha. but yeah its not THAT far from the beach...probbaly the fartheresst u can be from the beach is about 40 mins driving. but i dont know, its just everyone wears slippers.

but yaeh roseleigh, i kno w the flipping sound is annoying...but not all slippers are like that. i got some that dont make any noise. it just depends what kind you get! :)

Lysondra
07-02-2007, 06:08 AM
Aww, come on, we all know death and suicide are cute! I bleed butterflies and masturbate rainbows, don't you?

krchab99
07-02-2007, 06:18 AM
although its been said all threw this thread i feel it should be said agine CROCS those are the most hidious fahsion atrosity to hit america god save us.

I also HATE the whole keeeping the tags and the stupid sticker on your hat it truely annoys me to see people with that shinny sticker under the bill of there hat i just want to rip it off.

i aslo want to add that i am sick of the whole trend that people wear tshirts that say bith, super bitch, i am the bitches bich bich. if you have a shirt like this please prompatly throw it away lol the same goes for the princess shirts its just a shameless attempt to be cute and sport bitch lol :)

jasmine
07-02-2007, 07:09 AM
1. Skinny jeans that are WAY to short and fit like leggings. Why, Why, Why would you make your legs look short and stumpy!?! To make it worse the only people who wear these around here are about 30 lbs overweight, so it makes their ass and thighs look as big as the Titanic (and they are so tight it reminds me of overstuffed sausages). So gross I can't look! Then these dumb asses will put leg warmers over the bottoms of the pants and pair them with really cheap patent leather stilletos. YUCK!

2. Phone Headsets
3. Spinners (even worse is $5,000 spinners on a $2,000 car) WTH!
4. Late model cars (usually beaters) with a lift kit and giant wheels.
5. Pleated skirts that are about 8in long (my work skirts were this length so don't wear them to the mall if you don't want to look like a whore).
6. Cheap ass dress looking shirts that come down to your knees.
7. Uggs

Yekhefah
07-02-2007, 08:00 AM
Txt speach n bad speling need 2 go! Cuz puttin nmbrs 4 words is so totally LAME haha

::)

Windy
07-02-2007, 08:01 AM
Aww, come on, we all know death and suicide are cute! I bleed butterflies and masturbate rainbows, don't you?

haha i hope your being sarcastic.

if not thats okay..lol i personaly just think its LAME.

Jasmine - yes i also hate when i see a car with rims on it that costs more than the car! haha.

other things that bug me -

*cheap ass stripper pole at spencers...it also annoys me that they have a sex section in spencers..because evertyime i go pass t here, there are some 13 year old boys n girls picking up the stuff and giggling. lol. stupid!

*guys in pink. sorry, just doesnt do it for me. lol.

*guys in large grousp at the mall who ALL dress the same. mostly the milltiary guys...all wearing the same "style". collared shirts, ripped jeans and pooka shell necklace.

*guys who wear expensive ass sneakers that are so bright white....TOO BRIGHT!

TigersMilk
07-02-2007, 08:09 AM
Emo guys wearing tighter pants than me!
Heres an emo video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEJDGLF-e18

Susan-Va
07-02-2007, 08:17 AM
I see a lot of really REALLY hot girls with incredible bodies who are wearing jeans that are about 2 sizes too small for them, they are stuffed in and the jeans barely do up, you can see the buttons straining, even on stick figure girls. The shirts are worn several inches higher than the top of the jeans and I just wonder why? It uglifies their otherwise beautiful bodies!!

Girls who wear clothes that are way to tight, creating the muffin top. I see this all the time, in and out of work. Since when did a fat roll become sexy?

And overweight girls wearing clothes that are four sizes too small. I really don't want to see some girls beer belly. Don't dress for the body you want, dress for the body you have, you can still look good.

PaigeDWinter
07-02-2007, 08:23 AM
Not only do cars with wheels that cost more than the vehicle itself annoy me (and spinners in general), but cars who have a stereo system that cost more than the vehicle? Yeah. You may be able to blast yer tunes across town, but yer still driving a beater from the early '90s, douche. Lame. I'm also not fond of cars/trucks that are either 50 feet high or .00000341 inches off the ground.

doc-catfish
07-02-2007, 08:42 AM
Not only do cars with wheels that cost more than the vehicle itself annoy me (and spinners in general), but cars who have a stereo system that cost more than the vehicle? Yeah. You may be able to blast yer tunes across town, but yer still driving a beater from the early '90s, douche. Lame. I'm also not fond of cars/trucks that are either 50 feet high or .00000341 inches off the ground.
Blame shows like "Pimp My Ride" for this.

Call me elitist, but everyday utilitarian cars just shouldn't be "pimped". Between the spinners and the underbody neon, I don't know which I hate worse.

mina loy
07-02-2007, 01:27 PM
aviator sunglasses (i just don't like how they look)

whoever mentioned the excessive floral prints, i agree.

wearing flipflops everywhere no matter the weather

teenage boys with what i call the "skirt" haircut: head-hugging at the top and long and poufy at the ends so it looks like a billowy skirt.

crocs--unless you're wearing them for function, such as gardening.

words printed on the ass of the pants.

varsity letters and numbers.

the obsession with designer bags.

scarlett_vancouver
07-02-2007, 01:36 PM
Flip flops away from a pool/beach environment-if your cheap, loose plastic shoe makes a loud slapping sound every time you step, I'll want to strangle you. They are just NOT real shoes.

I LOVE flip flops! I wish I could wear them all year.

Cheap and easy... that's my credo :D

Littlelo
07-02-2007, 02:03 PM
I can live with the flip-flopping sound, the thing I can't deal with is the slithery sound they make when girls don't pick up their feet when they walk. They just sort of 'slide' around the room. Maybe 'shuffle' is a better word. Its an unforgivable sin in my book. I want to grab them and shake them, "Pick up your feet, you lazy bum! You're not allowed to shuffle around like that unless its 4am or you need a walker"!

cameron_keys
07-02-2007, 02:19 PM
And overweight girls wearing clothes that are four sizes too small. I really don't want to see some girls beer belly. Don't dress for the body you want, dress for the body you have, you can still look good.

OMG yes!! Someone PLEASE tell the 300 pound chick that it isnt cute to wear a skintight belly shirt that says "hottie"

And I'm on board to get rid of grillz too...they look ridiculous, HAVE to taste like shit and just scream " I have NO class whatsoever". And the removable ones are even worse. Now you are just a POSER loser. I saw a whiter then white blonde kid in the club one night. Sideways cap, WAY oversized clothes with pants all down and a fake grill. Even his friends looked embarrased by him. And he was getting rolled eyes from the black guys around him. I walked up..looked him up and down and said "Wow...i've never seen an albino nigger before". His friends burst out laughing..the black guys applauded and tipped me mad money and the kid turned bright red. Awesome!

Way overdone fake tans. People were not supoosed to look like Oompa loompas

rozz
07-02-2007, 02:21 PM
Gaged ears! Bleh!

They look shitty. Sorry. Too many 15-18 year olds get this shit and when they get out of their "phase" it will take surgery to get it fixed. Heeeellll to the no.

Aww, hellbuckets, I like my 0g earlets. If you do it properly, they do heal quite nicely. The problem is that too many stupid teens blow out their skin, causing too much damage to ever undo.


cars with wheels that cost more than the vehicle itself annoy me (and spinners in general)

Does that mean you won't like me when I put spinning rims on my smartcar? ;D

Fads that piss me off:

"Friendly" parenting. Die. Die lots. You are the parent, the one in charge. Act like it and stop letting your kid shin-kick me while you politely explain to it that "that's not a nice thing to do." Die.

SUVs. Double die. I wish upon you nothing but misery. Are you a roofer? A construction worker? No, wait, you're just a suburban mommy who didn't want to buy a caravan, and chose instead to buy a hideous 11-mpg monstrocity that you never learned how to drive. There is a special place in hell for you. A place where you'll be forever forced to parallel park your vehicle, and every time you fail, you shall be tortured horribly.

Tanning. I'm not talking people trying to achieve a glow. I'm talking fucking oompa-loompa looking motherfuckers. Why?! Why would you do that to your skin, or my eyes. It hurts you look at you. You're bright orange and have the skin texture of leather. Quit it.

PaigeDWinter
07-02-2007, 02:22 PM
I'm ready to start setting those rollerblade sneakers on fire. Kids just haulin ass through stores.... seriously! A) you're in a heavy traffic area. Walk bitches! B) ya'll hefty children should be walking and burnin off that fat anyways.

rozz
07-02-2007, 02:24 PM
^^^ Seriously, eff the heelies. They're banned at both my jobs, and I still find myself yelling at someone during the course of the day.

gingerlee
07-02-2007, 02:37 PM
I'm ready to start setting those rollerblade sneakers on fire. Kids just haulin ass through stores.... seriously! A) you're in a heavy traffic area. Walk bitches! B) ya'll hefty children should be walking and burnin off that fat anyways.

I shop at a certain grocery store here in Nashville because they won't let kids go through their stores in those shoes. I have started thinking of ways I could trip those little bastards when I am at the mall, or in a restaurant, because lord knows their parents don't get why I am annoyed. Both parent and child need to die for not knowing that they are a pain in the ass.