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Tart
07-07-2007, 05:44 PM
If I ever ever ever have to hear buckcherry one more fucking time I'll kill someone.

That band sucks balls.

The white trash girls sure do love them some "crazy Bitch" though.

I wanna know why at work I still hear limp bizkit ? Seriously people!?

KamrynAnne
07-07-2007, 05:50 PM
mary j blige- the perculator (or whatever the heck its called)
lit- my own worst enemy ( i think its partially becuase this overweight, mean as hell nasty bitch who is jealous of me plays it nightly) maybe bc she is her own worst enemy.

Bob_Loblaw
07-07-2007, 06:03 PM
mary j blige- the perculator (or whatever the heck its called)

I think you're talking about Family Affair (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh1tsN1KmJA). Good call, I hate that song with a passion.

KamrynAnne
07-07-2007, 06:09 PM
its goes something like "lets get crunked cuz mary's back"..... oh my gosh that song is terrible....

BlackSheEp3
07-07-2007, 09:06 PM
Any and every joint by wack ass 50 Cent.

PaigeDWinter
07-07-2007, 10:47 PM
If I ever ever ever have to hear buckcherry one more fucking time I'll kill someone.

That band sucks balls.

The white trash girls sure do love them some "crazy Bitch" though.




I liked it before it started getting play time in the local clubs. Am I trashy fer that? :-[

Tart
07-07-2007, 11:03 PM
^ no. :sigh: you can do no wrong.

PaigeDWinter
07-07-2007, 11:21 PM
^ no. :sigh: you can do no wrong.


:cloud9::hug:


I promise that I no longer choose that song! I Swear! :D

KamrynAnne
07-08-2007, 11:02 AM
anything by smashmouth..... i think they suck ass....

iseestars
07-08-2007, 11:10 AM
I hate when they play Disturbed "Down with the Sickness" and don't cut it off before they get to the part when the singer says "Stop mom, your hurting me, please stop......" It's very hard to be seductive when he's talking about child abuse. Especially since he's not singing it but actually saying it in the song.

Dottie Rebel
07-08-2007, 12:43 PM
I hereby declare Jihad on Nu Metal.

maximvsv
07-08-2007, 01:09 PM
Two songs that made me say WTF? in the club:

Aerosmith - Janie's Got a Gun (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cd3buH7UTz8)
Bus-Stip & Carl Douglas - Kung Fu Fighting (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A0W-hsUf4Y&mode=related&search=)

So, it's an unique situation, but...

I stopped in to the Gold Club in Philadelphia just after they had played Kung Fu Fighting. There was a customer who had come in to the club in a shiney bronze/gold gi that he had purchased in Chinatown. From what I hear, he was doing all sorts of fake kung fu moves and such.

It seemed funny enough, and the dancers were okay with it, too.

For what it's worth, nobody at the Philadelphia Risque club played it the night before, which was the first time I saw the guy out in his gi.

AlexxaHex
07-08-2007, 01:17 PM
I hereby declare Jihad on Nu Metal.

I'm with you on that one.

I remember this one girl danced to that "cry little sister" song. Isn't that song about child abuse too? What is sexy about little kids singing in the chorus?

Or "Daddy" by Korn....ew.

My old reg used to very generously tip this poor asian girl to dance to "Me So Horny". ::) She didn't even know what the song meant!

Another girl's reg used to pay her a ton of money to dance to "Big Balls" by AC/DC because she had these enormous bolt-on fake tits.

No Mary Poppins!! Yes, I have seen it done.

Other songs vehemently hated by me:

"Roller Coaster of Love" by RHCP - this song makes me want to disembowel people. Also, NOT sexy!

"Erotica" by Madonna - No, you cannot "put your hands all over my body", asshole. This song is also just wayyy overplayed, and so is

"Closer" by NIN. Some remixes of it are cool, but nothing inspires a bunch of drunk female custys to start giving lap dances at the tip rail like this song for some reason.

"The Crab Louse" by LOA - I don't wanna hear about your crabs! Thanks for understanding!

cameron_keys
07-08-2007, 01:26 PM
I'm with you on that one.

I remember this one girl danced to that "cry little sister" song. Isn't that song about child abuse too? What is sexy about little kids singing in the chorus?


I have to admit to dancing to this many times. Never really listened to the lyrics though, I just remember it from Lost Boys...the music in it is just sensual and hypnotizing...

Katrine
07-08-2007, 01:28 PM
The moment I heard the Buckcherry Crazy Bitch song, I predicted this thread. Its the first thing I thought of. SW Addict, check!

PaigeDWinter
07-08-2007, 10:34 PM
I remember this one girl danced to that "cry little sister" song. Isn't that song about child abuse too? What is sexy about little kids singing in the chorus?


I actually can't find any info on what the song is about. I admit I dance to it. Often. To me, and thankfully to a lot of people, it's just "that song from Lost Boys" and vampy. This is honestly the first time I've ever heard anyone compare it to child abuse, or reference it to child abuse.


But speaking of the song, but not on the topic at hand, a quote from McMann's MySpace:


"Here comes the album 'THOU SHALT NOT FALL' in its preview form. You can now go to the various sites that you frequent to listen & download what is a combo of songs from the new "LOST BOYS 2" movie I've written along with songs that complete this new album! Bear in mind, downloads to be available Mid June."


Now, I'm happy and grumbly. I was supposed to fly to Cali to audition for LB2 when it was originally casting, in '98. They canceled it. Meh!

AlexxaHex
07-08-2007, 11:33 PM
I actually can't find any info on what the song is about. I admit I dance to it. Often. To me, and thankfully to a lot of people, it's just "that song from Lost Boys" and vampy. This is honestly the first time I've ever heard anyone compare it to child abuse, or reference it to child abuse.


I dunno - that's what I heard but I can't honestly find anything child abuse-y in the lyrics either. I still think it's not all that sexy, but maybe Paige can make it so. :P

PaigeDWinter
07-09-2007, 12:05 AM
I dunno - that's what I heard but I can't honestly find anything child abuse-y in the lyrics either. I still think it's not all that sexy, but maybe Paige can make it so. :P


If I still worked in a club that let me use fun props? Eff yes. It used to be with me in a very sheer, very white "communion" dress, a black velvet cloth on the floor, lots of slow rollin 'round, and sometimes a hottie in red or black to "corrupt" me. Strike up the strobe and...


Muhahahahahaaa!

PaigeDWinter
07-09-2007, 12:29 AM
All I can come up with for this thread are songs that have lyrics that are just WRONG for clubs. Not so much the songs that I don't like or bands that suck or overplayed stuff, yanno?


Let's see wot else?


LOA's Stripper - cause I DON'T want the customers to unzip their zippers.
LOA's - Spank My Booty cause well, a) don't touch my ass and b) yeah I'm totally Dominant so... no.

Siouxsie's Candyman - yeah I really did hear this once. Yeah, let's be sexy to a song about pedophiles.

Metallica's Fixxxer - Yay for child abuse! No, no not really.

Suzanne Vega's Luca - YES I KID YOU NOT I'VE SEEN THIS DANCED TO!!!

Tool's Prison Sex

Nirvana's Polly

Sublime's Wrong Way

needtodance
07-09-2007, 03:49 AM
Ah GAWD today i had the set from HELL.

Hanging by a Moment, by lifehouse, and Never Again, by nicholback. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

And what's the clincher? THe dj being rowdy, and yelling into the mic while I'm onstage "oooooooooh yeahhhhhhhhhhhh i wanna violate her!"(at least i'm telling myself thats what he said, since it SOUNDED like "I'm Gonna".)

It was like a HAT TRICK of teh ubersuck!



I almost wish stage was a small enough part of it, that i could hand pick every set i do, not this "dj will play to the crowd just listen for your name"disassociation with my music..

TigersMilk
07-09-2007, 08:26 AM
Timo maas - Pictures

Song is creepy all the way.

PaigeDWinter
07-09-2007, 08:35 AM
Timo maas - Pictures

Song is creepy all the way.

I didn't know that one so I googled the lyrics right?



WHAAAAAAAAT??!?!


Creeeeeeeeeeeeepy!

GenWar
07-12-2007, 05:19 AM
I forget the name...but that song that says "you can get this lapdance here for free"
No you FUCKING cant.

That's "Lapdance" by the Neptunes.

I hear THAT song in the club ALL the time. It's like a SC DJ Gimme.

-gen

MattOKC
07-17-2007, 05:44 PM
"A lapdance is always better when the stripper is crying" - Bloodhound Gang
Anything by ICP. Misogyny just isn't sexy.
"Hide and Seek" by Ani DiFranco. Love her, but not exactly stripper music.
"Personal Jesus" by Depeche Mode. Love them too, but I don't like religious themes in my stripper music

Xiomara
07-17-2007, 06:20 PM
its a girl in my club that dances to kanye west--"jesus walks" weird.

sassysummer
07-17-2007, 06:29 PM
I wanna know why at work I still hear limp bizkit ? Seriously people!?


hehe, I was just listening to my old lb cd the other day..

keep rollin rollin rollin rollin.....


**runs and hides from tart** don't hurt me please :paperbag:

PaigeDWinter
07-17-2007, 06:44 PM
Man, Straight Dope has a whole thread about this. But these dudes don't go the whole "cause the lyrics aren't sexy" route.... they're just weird.


http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=428074

vidadiva
07-19-2007, 08:46 AM
Money in the Bank - Swizz Beatz

I love the song, but it's not a good look for a dancer on stage.

Taylorlila
07-19-2007, 10:46 AM
I hate when they play Disturbed "Down with the Sickness" and don't cut it off before they get to the part when the singer says "Stop mom, your hurting me, please stop......" It's very hard to be seductive when he's talking about child abuse. Especially since he's not singing it but actually saying it in the song.

lol they played that the other night while I was onstage, and I was happy, I like my disturbed, didn't even thing for a second they wouldnt cut out the "stop mommy your hurting me" part, and I'm writihing away on the floor and there it goes and I'm like "wtf am I supposed to do with this". Totally agree with you on that.

And I love sublime, but I hate when girls dance to it...it just...makes...no...sense.

sunnie86
07-22-2007, 12:13 AM
ok my list is short but i can't stand these songs:

" warewolf in london"- Warren Zevron
" fuck her gently" - Tenancious D
" my humps" - Black eyed peas
" the pussy cat song" - Connie Vannett
We had this bouncer who would sneak in the dj booth and add warewolf in london, and the dj would randomly play the pussy cat song it was way to annoying.

Lysondra
07-22-2007, 01:51 AM
"Golddigger", Rihanna's "Unfaithful" and "Maneater" are all good songs with shitty lyrics to have in a strip club setting.

NipzncOOkiez
07-22-2007, 12:47 PM
I've got one to top all of you!

So there was this one girl who was new and she would ALWAYS play this one song. It was country (strike 1) she would play it during peak hours (strike2) she played it so much people knew her by it (strike 3) and I can't remember the name of it but it goes something like this "She's somebodies daugher, somebodies little girl." And not in a sexy naughty type way but in a "omg! this is just wrong that I am watching this girl" type way. UH AND it was even worse when she would play it while I was giving a private dance because it made it very uncomfortable between me and the man I was dancing for. One guy told me that he wanted to wait till the next song because he just couldn't watch me dance while that song was being played

UH!!!

PaigeDWinter
07-22-2007, 01:05 PM
^^^ I take it that country = strike because there are no customers whatsoever that like country there?

NipzncOOkiez
07-22-2007, 01:59 PM
Country is fine if it is played at the right times. Like during the day is ok but on a busy friday night? No... I don't think so

NipzncOOkiez
07-22-2007, 02:19 PM
Opps, country doesnt equal strike the strike is for the statement after country
for example
(strike one) blaah blah
(strike two) blah blah

not

blah blah (strike one)

now that i read it I can see how u thought that

Callyish
07-22-2007, 08:44 PM
ok my list is short but i can't stand these songs:

" warewolf in london"- Warren Zevron
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I use this song for my Little Red Riding Hood set and the guys love it... I dunno its damn hard finding 4 good songs for my little red lol. Also I admit I secretly love this song lol.

Also Tart ... I use Rollin for my race car theme *ducks and hides*

madmaxine
07-22-2007, 09:01 PM
I can't smile through Nickelback's "Side Of A Bullet" & they played it for me...Too depressing and hits too close to home.

alani.girl
07-22-2007, 09:12 PM
''Tip Drill'' Nelly and ''Amusement Park'' by 50 Cent

NipzncOOkiez
07-23-2007, 12:47 PM
"Jesus Loves me" and the theme song for "Law & Order SVU"
Dum Duh DUUm DUUUH DUUUUUUH DUUUUUUUH

bem401
07-23-2007, 04:41 PM
What about " Before He Cheats " by Carrie Underwood? I like the song but not so sure its appropriate in a SC setting.

crizgolfer
07-23-2007, 04:48 PM
I have not read the whole thread so pardon if this is covered, but anything by Wierd Al Yankovic would pretty much kill the mood...;D

ArmySGT.
07-23-2007, 08:34 PM
I have not read the whole thread so pardon if this is covered, but anything by Wierd Al Yankovic would pretty much kill the mood...;D

Like "I'm an Ugly girl' the parody of the "Barbie Girl" song by Wierd Al. I love me some Wierd Al toons.

crizgolfer
07-23-2007, 09:35 PM
Like "I'm an Ugly girl' the parody of the "Barbie Girl" song by Wierd Al. I love me some Wierd Al toons.

Wierd Al is hilarious...just not good SC material.

RoseLeigh
07-24-2007, 12:48 AM
Wierd Al is hilarious...just not good SC material.

I've been wondering how quickly sc patrons would notice it was 'White & nerdy' and not 'Riding dirty'. One day I will find out.

missfOxxy
07-24-2007, 01:33 AM
lol u have to download this song
"ahora te puedes marchar"
by luis miguel

that's the first song i heard the first time i went to a stripclub
oh my god it's lame, listen to it please!!!

it talks about a girl who was a lier, cheater and stuff, and the guy tells her "now you can leave", but is not the lyrics what bothers me, its the music!
who can strip to that rythm?

missfOxxy
07-24-2007, 01:48 AM
there it is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvgRv0xr6Yg

PaigeDWinter
07-24-2007, 01:57 AM
I have not read the whole thread so pardon if this is covered, but anything by Wierd Al Yankovic would pretty much kill the mood...;D


I've gotten the crowd going nuts (in a positive and lucrative way) over dancing to White & Nerdy and the Angry White Boy Polka.

crizgolfer
07-24-2007, 04:22 AM
I've gotten the crowd going nuts (in a positive and lucrative way) over dancing to White & Nerdy and the Angry White Boy Polka.

Really? I stand corrected! I guess I know what I will be requesting on my next visit...;)

crizgolfer
07-24-2007, 04:23 AM
I've been wondering how quickly sc patrons would notice it was 'White & nerdy' and not 'Riding dirty'. One day I will find out.

Sounds as though you better find out sooner rather than later. Sounds like Paige banks on that song...;)

Brandi004
07-24-2007, 09:06 AM
Outcast- Roses

" I know you like to think your shit dont stink but lean a little closer and see that roses really smell like eeww poo poo, yeah your roses really smell like like eeww poo poo"

A girl danced to this song and a customer bought a rose and accually put it on the stage! I almost pissed my pants......;D