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TheSexKitten
07-25-2007, 02:36 AM
Eeeew someone played Wrong Way by Sublime today.

vidadiva
07-27-2007, 12:48 PM
Outcast- Roses

" I know you like to think your shit dont stink but lean a little closer and see that roses really smell like eeww poo poo, yeah your roses really smell like like eeww poo poo"

A girl danced to this song and a customer bought a rose and accually put it on the stage! I almost pissed my pants......;D

One of my customers asked the DJ to play a hot song for me on stage so he can make it rain. Why the DJ played this song...I turned around and gave him the only wtf look. I guess playing Make It Rain seemed too much like the common sense thing to do.

RC
07-27-2007, 03:38 PM
We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off To Have A Good Time -Jermain Stuart

Yes the DJ at my club plays this every day!

MrChristopher
07-28-2007, 12:50 AM
^^Did he play the actual Jermaine Stewart song, or the newer Gym Class Heroes one that samples the chorus?

Chrissy68
07-28-2007, 02:29 AM
heh, i once convinced a dj to let me dance to phish's Down With Disease.

and genwar and i shared a special moment to the themesong from the A-team. i never wanna give a lapdance to that crap again. that should be banned from clubs. in fact, all theme-songs shoudl be, because whenever i hear certain Who songs, now ruined for me, i think of CSI.

sunnie86
07-28-2007, 04:33 AM
callyish theres a song about little red riding hood mmm...i don't remember whos it by. but it a classic rock song. a feature did a lil red set once and used that song.

sunnie86
07-28-2007, 04:46 AM
Little Red Riding Hood
By Sam The Sham And The Pharaohs

Howl
Who's that I see walking in these woods.
Why it's Little Red Riding Hood.
Hey there Little Red Riding Hood.
You sure are lookin' good.
You're everything a big bad wolf could want.
Howl.
Listen to me!
Little Red Riding Hood
I don't think little big girls should
Go walking' in these spooky old woods alone.
Howl.
What big eyes you have
The kind of eye that drive wolves mad.
So just to see that you don't get chased
I think I ought to walk with you for a ways.
What full lips you have.
They're sure to lure someone bad.
So until you get to Gramma's place,
I think you ought to walk with me and be safe.
I'm gonna keep my sheep suit on,
'Til I'm sure you've been shown,
That I cam be trusted walkin' with you alone.
Howl.
Little Red Riding Hood,
I'd like to hold you if I could.
But you might think I'm a big bad wolf so I won't.
Howl.
What a big heart I have,
The Better to love you with.
Little Red Riding Hood,
Even bad wolves can be good.
I'll try to keep satisfied,
Just to walk by you're side.
Maybe you'll see things my way,
Before we get to Gramma's place.
Little Red Riding Hood.
You sure are lookin' good.
You're everything a big bad wolf could want.
Howl,
I mean Baa
Baa
Baa!

this is a good song for the number that you do Callyish. it atleast has a good tempo.

Callyish
08-02-2007, 01:36 AM
callyish theres a song about little red riding hood mmm...i don't remember whos it by. but it a classic rock song. a feature did a lil red set once and used that song.

I use that... my little red set is..

Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood(Different song all together from the first one..its like a techno type song)
Hungry Like A Wolf
Werewolves In London

scarlett_vancouver
08-02-2007, 06:55 PM
I love your riding hood set...especially since you took out motherfucking LADY IN RED!!! Oh how I hated doing a private dance to that song...lol

Callyish
08-02-2007, 07:03 PM
I love your riding hood set...especially since you took out motherfucking LADY IN RED!!! Oh how I hated doing a private dance to that song...lol


LMFAO!! I just spit my soda all over my laptop when I read that ahaha... Yea I hated Lady In Red I just had nothing else to use ::)

MrChristopher
08-03-2007, 12:12 AM
Chris DeBurgh-Lady In Red? Sweet Cripes, Cally. Add that one to the list this thread was intended for.

Callyish
08-03-2007, 12:24 AM
:rotfl: its not my fault!!! I blame the DJ who originally gave it to me :'(

X Evan X
08-04-2007, 04:26 AM
I hereby declare Jihad on Nu Metal.
Allah Ahmad!!

..and if I never have to play Cotton-Eyed Joe ever again that would be wonderful. Joy to World is another one for the list. I really used to have to play that for a manager almost every night.

Amazing Grace... Karaoke. Drunk old dude's rendition over the mic, live from the dj booth, off key, off time. Awesome. Spend $2k in our club and our manager will see to it that you too can fufill this bizarre fantasy. As often as you like. Complete with real live heckling from the crowd and dancers. Good clean fun for the entire family.
-E

Callyish
08-04-2007, 04:27 AM
Hey I like the dance mix(frog?) of Cotton Eyed Joe for my cowgirl :( I don't use it very often... it depends on the type of customers in the club that night.. but I have fun with it every now n then lol.

cinammonkisses
08-04-2007, 04:35 AM
S.E.X. - Lyfe Jennings

Also, there is a song with Kanye West featured in it. Chrous kinda goes like, "I can't live my life, I can't live my, I can't live my life this wayyyyyyyyyyy"

It has like a choir singing in it.

Fionaver
08-07-2007, 09:28 PM
I thought that the "naive strippers" bit a few pages ago was great. We were all in the dressing room when Prodigy's "Smack Ma Bitch Up" came on. The girls were belting out the lyrics when I noticed what they were singing - Snap my picture. :O I tipped them off and they were so shocked! This one girl had been dancing to it for years and had no clue what it said - she was horrified!!!

Don't know the name of this one, but it's the "let me go white/like a blister in the sun" Good song, gross lyrics in a strip club. (I mean, isn't that what herped looks like?) They played it during our tshirt and dollar dances. Bastards.

I agree with "Roses" - it came out while I was dancing so you heard it 5-6x a night. The older mom-ish type stripper called it the "poo-poo song" and prayed that she wouldn't end up on a satellite stage when it started playing.

Personal pet peeve = Queens of the Stone Age
It makes me wanna go to sleeeeeeeeeep.

Fionaver
08-07-2007, 09:49 PM
Thought of one that would be great, but it'd never be played...

Ani Difranco's "Letter to a John"

Can just imagine the look on the custies' faces!

alani.girl
08-08-2007, 07:00 AM
WhT about Alanis Morissette's ''You Oughta Know?'' I heard that tonight. There were a few doozies this evening, but I can't seem to remember their names

Taylorlila
08-08-2007, 07:37 AM
"I'm a Loser Baby, so why don't you kill me..." lol good song...not so good to dance to. Is that really what you want to project yourself as to the audience?

juggernutz
08-08-2007, 09:03 AM
callyish theres a song about little red riding hood mmm...i don't remember whos it by. but it a classic rock song. a feature did a lil red set once and used that song.

"Lil' Red Riding Hood" by Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs Oops, someone else already got it.

cameron_keys
08-08-2007, 09:20 AM
I thought that the "naive strippers" bit a few pages ago was great. We were all in the dressing room when Prodigy's "Smack Ma Bitch Up" came on. The girls were belting out the lyrics when I noticed what they were singing - Snap my picture. :O I tipped them off and they were so shocked! This one girl had been dancing to it for years and had no clue what it said - she was horrified!!!
.

I had one girl INSIST that those were the words..even when several of us told her she was wrong. Finally I got the CD and showed her....the song is about freakin' HEROIN dumbass!! Not photography!!

MrChristopher
08-08-2007, 10:48 AM
^It's "Change my pitch up, Smack my bitch up". It's actually a Kool Keith sample, if I remember correctly. I also recall reading once that the phrase "smack my bitch up" was British slang for something, and it wasn't heroin, nor was it hitting a woman. I'm sure one of our UK ladies could give us further details.

cameron_keys
08-08-2007, 11:05 AM
I'd always heard that it meant heroin..."smack"=heroin "my bitch"=vein

Not being part of the drug culture though...I dont know for sure. Just what others have told me.

Alaska
08-08-2007, 01:16 PM
"let me go white/like a blister in the sun"

You mean Violent Femmes? "When I'm a walkin, I strut my stuff, and I'm so strung out" LMFAO that's horrible.

Ahwell, at least it's let me go ON.

Hahahahahahahahaha Kanye West ...that's funny. I can see a DJ doing this to piss a girl off. "Wha? It's top 40?"

Oh god, speaking of Rape Me, that was my second song EVER. I wanted to kill him. The first was some horrible nu metal. Talk about stereotyping...is that what I LOOK like I listen to???

Yekhefah
08-08-2007, 01:39 PM
I always heard "Smack My Bitch Up" was about masturbation. I never heard the heroin theory before, but it does sound more plausible.

X Evan X
08-11-2007, 12:20 AM
I thought I saw an interview with Prodigy where they said it just meant 'getting your groove on' or 'throwing down' however you wanted to throw down, no matter what it was that you did to blow off steam or something like that.

-E

RC
08-11-2007, 05:16 AM
^^Did he play the actual Jermaine Stewart song, or the newer Gym Class Heroes one that samples the chorus?

The original.

Oh yeah, and "Letters From Home" my bro's in Iraq and I just can't dance to that. It makes me cry. Literally I will make a guy wait a song before I dance if that one comes on.

Danielle_
08-28-2007, 04:49 PM
I saw a girl dance to Sublime's Wrong Way & it definitely seemed wrong.

I agree about Nickelback's Never Again, but other than that I love Nickelback.


I've had to talk girls out of playing "Rape Me" by Nirvana on numerous occasions.

I understand why it would be bad to dance to that, but I've always loved that song.

Alaska
08-28-2007, 04:55 PM
Also included in 'Rape Me' set during my first ever set, was that horrible nu-metal bullshit:

I'm not a perrrrfect perrrrrrrsonnnnn

There's so many things I wish I didn't doooooo

And all of the pain I've put youuuu thruuuuuuuuu

I never meant to do those things to youuuuu

FUCKING BARF. On that song, at all times.

I have never been so angry and murderous-feeling, even towards most custies.

britt244
08-28-2007, 05:28 PM
^ haha, that made me think of when the dj at my old club played lifehouse hanging by a moment for me. and the fray how to save a life.. neither of those are good strip club songs!!

Taylorlila
08-29-2007, 07:13 AM
The bartender song confonds me when played for us...maybe if the bartender was stripping for a night it would work...but when I'm on stage, I want the focus to be on ME...not the pretty lady bartenders.

Yekhefah
08-29-2007, 11:33 AM
In Montana I had to give lapdances to the following songs that dancers played while they were onstage:

1. "That Smell" - Lynyrd Skynyrd. Seriously, ladies, WHY. I love Skynyrd as much as the next redneck, but they've got many other songs you can use, and the others don't have me waving my crotch in a guy's face while he hears "Oooo, that smell! Can't you smell that smell!" Go with "Gimme Three Steps" or "Sweet Home Alabama" or something if you have to get your Skynyrd on.

2. "Never Again" - Nickelback. May I NEVER AGAIN have to try and look sexy to domestic assaults and child abuse. Please. Never Again indeed.

3. "Pretty Fucked Up" - Supersuckers. I had never heard this song before, but I can't think of anything that is WORSE to play in a strip club. I mean, let's feed all the negative stereotypes, shall we? "She used to be pretty, but now she's just pretty fucked up.... PRETTY FUCKED UP... yeah she's pretty fucked up... she used to be pretty, but now she's pretty fucked up." Because when you're giving a lapdance and trying to project confidence, happiness, and radiant beautiful womanhood, there's nothing like a subliminal message reinforcing the customer's nagging hint that you might be some poor fucked-up degraded stripper. I CANNOT sell multiples to this song, I can't. Please do not play this anymore!

cameron_keys
08-29-2007, 11:37 AM
don't have me waving my crotch in a guy's face while he hears "Oooo, that smell! Can't you smell that smell!"

This made me seriously bust out laughing!!!

JustJayda
08-29-2007, 02:23 PM
No offense to anybody that lives in a trailer, but that damned Eminem song, that has the chorus "two trailer park girls......etc." I love Eminem, but I am not dancing to a song with that b.s. in it.

I can deal with a lot of the songs with bitches, and ho's (desensitized) but I'm also not dancing to that 3-6 Mafia "Chickenhead" song, or the "Myspace Freak" garbage either.

Yekhefah
08-29-2007, 05:37 PM
^^^ Somebody played "Chickenhead" in the strip club?? :rotfl:

chicken-chicken-WOOP-WOOP-chickenhead!

PaigeDWinter
08-29-2007, 05:58 PM
1. "That Smell" - Lynyrd Skynyrd. Seriously, ladies, WHY. I love Skynyrd as much as the next redneck, but they've got many other songs you can use, and the others don't have me waving my crotch in a guy's face while he hears "Oooo, that smell! Can't you smell that smell!" Go with "Gimme Three Steps" or "Sweet Home Alabama" or something if you have to get your Skynyrd on.


It's one of those songs that can be perceived as wrong, and actually IS wrong for the club. Perception = stank cooter. Actual song idea = dying junkies.

Or, for the double bonus, put em together! Stank dying junkie cooter!

Sexy!

Yekhefah
08-29-2007, 06:00 PM
I think Stank Dying Junkie Cooter would be an excellent name for a band.

X Evan X
08-29-2007, 07:14 PM
Ha yes!

-E

AlexxaHex
08-30-2007, 01:33 PM
It's one of those songs that can be perceived as wrong, and actually IS wrong for the club. Perception = stank cooter. Actual song idea = dying junkies.

Or, for the double bonus, put em together! Stank dying junkie cooter!

Sexy!

:rotfl: :rotfl: I :heartbeat you so much right now.

cameron_keys
08-30-2007, 02:17 PM
I think Stank Dying Junkie Cooter would be an excellent name for a band.

Awesome. I'd totally listen to anything they played.If I could still play drums I'd suggest starting it ourselves...damn carpal tunnel. I'll totally play the triangle though!

PAIGE>>>>where did your ass go??? I mean...I knew it smelled like roses...but I didnt think it looked like one!!!

jasmine
08-30-2007, 02:39 PM
^^^ Somebody played "Chickenhead" in the strip club?? :rotfl:

chicken-chicken-WOOP-WOOP-chickenhead!

Yeah, I had a little dickhead DJ that decided to play that damn "Chickenhead" song everytime I got on stage once. I had to have a bouncer threaten to beat the piss outta him to get him to stop.

Taylorlila
09-04-2007, 08:32 AM
I agree about Nickelback's Never Again, but other than that I love Nickelback.



.

They always play that song my club...like at least once a night.

And that "Is that your hand on my girlfriend" one too...

Because a girl getting beaten and a guy singing about being jealous about his stripper girlfriend is sooooo sexy...

$$WINTER$$
09-05-2007, 02:47 PM
You think thats bad the DJ at my club always plays Kanye's workout plan for this bigger dancer followed by Jibbs "King Kong" its so mean! That poor girl! I had never thought of that king kong song as being funny but now everytime I hear it I start cracking up

"king kong king king king kong they can hear me before they see me I got king kong in the trunk" lol

Lysondra
09-12-2007, 10:55 PM
Someone danced to that Pink song 'Can't we be a family.. promise I'll do better'... song. WTF?

Passenger
09-17-2007, 10:40 AM
I once worked some VERY slow weekday shifts at a small club...got...very...boring from time to time. We would play all kinds of ridiculous crap just to keep ourselves entertained. My personal favorite, Come Sail Away...the Eric Cartman version. Never made any money off if, but we surely laughed our asses off.

Picaresque
09-19-2007, 09:59 PM
Personal pet peeve = Queens of the Stone Age
It makes me wanna go to sleeeeeeeeeep.

agreed, except for "no one knows" and "3's and 7's". Those two I like. ;D

Picaresque
09-19-2007, 10:11 PM
Rob Thomas has one called s'thing like "I got a disease". I cringe when anyone plays that one.

ahahaha...once at my old club, I had a rare un-techno-ish moment and asked if he had any matchbox twenty.

the DJ: 'any song in particular?'
me: "not really, you pick."

And that was the day I learned to be specific when asking for something. I love that song, but it's impossible to be sexy when half the chorus is shouting "I've got a disease." /:O

pseudomonas
10-03-2007, 07:20 PM
the worst... its not so much the song itself, although it is FAR from a sexy song... but the scenario

one girl i work with is barely 20, but looks about 14. that works in her favor alot of the time... but our dj hates her and always plays this song for her... "daddy's little girl" by frankie j.... its so wrong. no one EVER even looks at her when that song's playing.

poor kid. i know how our dj can be vengeful with his music, he's done it to me before... but this song is just freaking incestful. especially when you know this girl and her story. i need to have a talk with him!

DJSlider
10-08-2007, 07:34 PM
I forget the name...but that song that says "you can get this lapdance here for free"


the song is called "Lapdance" by N.E.R.D. was featured in Swordfish and recently heard it in Entourage

DJSlider
10-08-2007, 07:36 PM
And that "Is that your hand on my girlfriend" one too...

Next Contestant..... it goes over well..... guess most people don't think about the words !