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Mily
03-08-2008, 11:45 AM
DJ at the new club played 'Janie's Got a Gun'. *sigh*

WTF???

AkashaM
03-08-2008, 11:47 AM
Someone already mentioned "rape me." I second that motion, ugh. i make it point to tell a new dj not to play it for me. Or anything equally depressing or slow.

"There's some hoes in this house-theres some hoes in this house-theres some hoes in this house...." I have walked off the stage everytime it was played.

STOP. THE. MADNESS.

I knew a dj who would play music from Grease...he told me that there was a girl who would request it. sheesh.

BalletBaby
03-09-2008, 11:24 AM
ANY version of 'Stayin alive' and Lighthouse 'hanging by a moment here with you' WTF? Even on my shitty nights I tip above minimum/:O

StellarGirl5792
03-09-2008, 11:49 AM
Don't know if it's been listed yet, but that stupid "blue" song that came out in the late 90s. Can't remember the group...ya know it goes "I'm blue Da ba dee da Da ba dee da" It use to get stuck in my head and I hated it.

Perry
03-09-2008, 12:00 PM
An old DJ used to play Cartman's "Oh Holy Night" song around the holidays, or whenever he was high enough to think it would be funny the rest of the year.

Bob_Loblaw
03-09-2008, 12:04 PM
Don't know if it's been listed yet, but that stupid "blue" song that came out in the late 90s. Can't remember the group...ya know it goes "I'm blue Da ba dee da Da ba dee da" It use to get stuck in my head and I hated it.
That would be Eiffel 65 - Blue (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL2UsAbI1hg)
And yes, this song blows goats

Yekhefah
03-11-2008, 10:37 PM
"Blue" is one of the WORST SONGS EVER. I actually twitch and become violently angry whenever I hear it. (The Cranberries and Hall & Oates provoke the same effect in me.)

BalletBaby
03-11-2008, 10:41 PM
That song reminds me of middle school. And I remember hearing a rumor that it was originally "if I od'd I would die" but they had to change it.

eta: omg the video is worse than the song!

scarlett_vancouver
03-12-2008, 11:58 PM
I literally think of you everytime I hear 'Maneater', Yek. How's that for a dubious honour??

sun child
03-13-2008, 05:42 AM
Seether - Fake It "You lost your self-esteem along the way..."
K's Choice - Not An Addict

kaiarose
03-13-2008, 12:16 PM
Live " Lightning Crashes" ("her placenta falls to the floor..") Yuck!

Quennsryche (sp??) "Silent Lucidity" Yawn..

iambonbon05
03-13-2008, 04:00 PM
^I had someone request the Johnny Cash version of "Hurt". It's 8 bajillion times more depressing. They got an arched eyebrow and a "Oh, no, that's not going to happen." I might as well have just passed out shotguns and razorblades. In case you've never heard it, or seen the excellent video, here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmVAWKfJ4Go
Yep, heard that version too. I'll watch the video later, I'm not in the mood to feel depressed right now lol.

iambonbon05
03-13-2008, 04:01 PM
Seether - Fake It "You lost your self-esteem along the way..."

I love dancing to that song :-[ That and Crazy Bitch by Buckcherry lol maybe I'm just odd.

I don't like Golddigger. Or any song about strippers.

Mily
03-13-2008, 08:29 PM
"Blue" is one of the WORST SONGS EVER. I actually twitch and become violently angry whenever I hear it.


I like that song. I first heard it when I started to get into Eurotech when I was clubbing in Italy. :-[ I wouldn't dance to it at work, though.

phillydj
03-13-2008, 11:20 PM
Blue.....yeah........I remember when it was popular............blame the drugs....... I think this whole thread just proves different strokes for different folks....although Im TOTALY with you on total eclips and hurt and hey...while were at it..Imagine by John Lennon

sun child
03-13-2008, 11:49 PM
Oh yeah, Lightning Crashes! No!

Katrine
03-15-2008, 01:32 PM
"Sucker" by Peeping Tom. I fucking love that song, its totally about a PL in the club getting taken to the cleaners.


There's one born every minute.
Sucker.
Sucker.
So keep it in your pants, boy.
Sucker.
Sucker.
What makes you think you're my only lover:
the truth kinda hurts don't it motherfucker?

Sucker.

You see my fingers twitching, and my nervous glance,
I thought you were bluffing, but you saw my hand.
Lost in phony laughter and three mixed drinks,
it's time to take a chance, i think.

MoniD
03-25-2008, 09:03 PM
I live in mortal fear of the day that someone requests Usher's "Love in this club."

I get propositioned enough as it is - we really don't want to be giving these guys any more ideas.

pixiepower329
03-26-2008, 07:30 AM
Two that I can think of

Carla the Stripper---- by PUSA

and this little classic:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHRDxWHYU8M We used to have a girl who danced to that EVERY night.... omg...

thechaosfairy
03-26-2008, 07:56 AM
Certain of these songs, I've danced to as jokes (the "ain't nothing but mammals" one, "fuck her gently") or burlesque routines ("janie's got a gun", with a capgun prop), and, heck, I've gone dumber and weirder in slow clubs, just to make custies laugh -- 'cause when they laugh, they tip.

But that was me playing music for me, in tiny clubs. Playing that kind of thing in a multi-stage club, or for a girl who isn't doing a comedic dance, just ruins the vibe as everyone looks up and goes "wtf?"

kitty69
03-29-2008, 12:29 PM
Am I really strange that I can't think of any songs that bug me?

Dj Captain Rob
03-30-2008, 05:27 PM
My Immortal (Evanenscence), Pull My Hair (Ying YangTwins)..ugh

AlexxaHex
03-31-2008, 06:41 AM
^Yeah...anything by Evanessence can kiss my ass.

Makenzie
04-08-2008, 08:43 PM
Let's not forget the most GHETTO song in the world...no idea what the exact name is but basically it consists of a chorus along the lines of "Ass jig-a-jiggling....ass jig-a-jiggling"

So trashy.

Dj Captain Rob
04-08-2008, 09:00 PM
Oh god this one is the winner by far...LOL

Yahhh Bitch - By Soulja Boy

Oh god that song sucks!!!! That is the biggest ghetto garbage I have ever heard!!

princessjefflina
04-08-2008, 11:01 PM
id danceto the ymca!

youngBUTbanking
04-09-2008, 02:36 AM
Any song by souljaboy....ANY SONG!...

Makes me want to smash the beer im holding over my own head...

I love Rap - That is not rap..

AmArticia
04-27-2008, 09:52 PM
I think I'd die of sadness if I was played My Immortal.

I sort of have a list of songs I hate and/or beg DJs not to play.

Crazy Bitch~Buckcherry for the pure crap that it is.
Stiff Kittens~Blaqk Audio: I love BA, but this song got driven into the ground three months ago...yet they still play it.
Helena~My Chemical Romance: TOTALLY inappropriate to dance to a song about a dead grandma.
Anything by Clutch: just cause Clutch sucks.
Temperature~Sean Paul: I collapse into a fit of giggles thanks to the Mishead Lyrics vid.

Stuff I really wish they'd play more often:
The Birds and The Bees~Breathe Carolina: Deeply sexy emotronica!
Between Breaths (An XX Perspective)~Blaqk Audio: Pardon me while I fantasize about Davey Havok.
37MM~AFI: I always dreamed of dancing to this, yet I've never had the chance.

pnotitia
05-17-2008, 12:07 PM
This is pretty random- but- I heard EverClear's song about father abdandonment ( "Daddy gave me a name, then he walked away...") on the radio a couple weeks ago and can't stop thinking how this would be the most horrible/tragically inappropriate song to strip to ever.

Also, for laughs(?!) Riskay Feat. Aviance and Real - Smell Yo Dick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC8GTmX2G5w

W-T-F.

Mily
05-17-2008, 12:08 PM
At my old club the DJ used to play Warren G - "Regulator." 8)

VegasPrincess
05-17-2008, 12:31 PM
Crazy Bitch~Buckcherry for the pure crap that it is.
.

Hey I love buckcherry lol!

i.breathe.in
05-17-2008, 12:54 PM
That goodbye horses song from silence of the lambs. a girl danced to it last night and all i could think of was buffalo bill dancing around with his junk tucked between his legs saying id fuck me id fuck me so hard...lmao.

vonniestarrr
05-21-2008, 04:00 AM
i dont know what the song is called....but it says something like "there's some hoes in this house, there's some hoes in this house, there's some hoes in this house...if you see em, point em out!"

are you serious??
ive heard it in the club a few times

reese_x_c
05-26-2008, 12:45 PM
i dont know what the song is called....but it says something like "there's some hoes in this house, there's some hoes in this house, there's some hoes in this house...if you see em, point em out!"

are you serious??
ive heard it in the club a few times


LMAO....I know exactly what you're talking about...sometimes it's played as an intro to 'The Perculator"...lol

vonniestarrr
05-29-2008, 01:32 AM
LMAO....I know exactly what you're talking about...sometimes it's played as an intro to 'The Perculator"...lol

it shouldn't be played as an intro to ANYTHING in a nudie bar lol...there should be a national BAN against playing that song haha

reese_x_c
05-29-2008, 06:49 AM
lol..I used to crack up when they'd play it in the regular club and all these chicks would go flying to the dancefloor talking bout "girllll...that's my song!!'...i'm like oh really, ok then...lol

cyndy
05-29-2008, 03:15 PM
Ani Difranco -Letter to a John

don't ask me why I'm crying
I'm not going to tell you what's wrong
I'm just gonna sit on your lap
for five dollars a song
I want you to pay me for my beauty
I think it's only right
'cause I have been paying for it
all of my life

I'm gonna take the money I make
I'm gonna take the money I make
I'm gonna take the money I make
and I'm gonna go away...

we barely have time to react in this world
let alone rehearse
and I don't think I'm better than you
but I don't think that I'm worse
women learn to be women
and men learn to be men
and I don't blame it all on you
but I don't want to be your friend

I'm gonna take the money I make
I'm gonna take the money I make
I'm gonna take the money I make
and I'm gonna go away...

I was eleven years old
he was as old as my dad
and he took something from me
I didn't even know that I had
so don't tell me about decency
don't tell me about pride
just give me something for my trouble
'cause this time, it's not a free ride

I'm gonna take the money I make
I'm gonna take the money I make
I'm gonna take the money I make
and I'm gonna go away...

AmArticia
05-30-2008, 01:30 AM
This is pretty random- but- I heard EverClear's song about father abdandonment ( "Daddy gave me a name, then he walked away...") on the radio a couple weeks ago and can't stop thinking how this would be the most horrible/tragically inappropriate song to strip to ever.

I've danced to it a few times and it really isn't that bad. I save it in my bank of "Daddy Abandonment" songs. There's been a few times where I nearly cried on stage a little from certain somgs and there's one Linkin Park song that gives me flat-out childhood flashbacks that will leave me completely shaken. Actually, I just got chills thinking about it.

PaigeDWinter
05-30-2008, 12:10 PM
1. "That Smell" - Lynyrd Skynyrd. Seriously, ladies, WHY. I love Skynyrd as much as the next redneck, but they've got many other songs you can use, and the others don't have me waving my crotch in a guy's face while he hears "Oooo, that smell! Can't you smell that smell!" Go with "Gimme Three Steps" or "Sweet Home Alabama" or something if you have to get your Skynyrd on.


It's one of those songs that can be perceived as wrong, and actually IS wrong for the club. Perception = stank cooter. Actual song idea = dying junkies.

Or, for the double bonus, put em together! Stank dying junkie cooter!

Sexy!


Reviving this gem of a song, it got played at my bar last night and I so thought of this thread!!!

*Iris*
05-31-2008, 01:18 PM
Biggie or 2 pac ......Yeah try dancing to that.

RoseLeigh
06-01-2008, 09:36 PM
Biggie or 2 pac ......Yeah try dancing to that.

OMG-I've been in several clubs who play that freaking 'If you don't know, now you know' song-all the time. ::) WTF. It's the most tune-less stuff ever.

cutey5032
06-03-2008, 06:28 PM
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Yekhefah
06-03-2008, 06:31 PM
I've been hearing a new one lately - sort of a cross between techno and rap, and the chorus is "My girlfriend is a dancer, she's a dancer, my girlfriend is a dancer, a titty dancer." I liked it at first but then I listened to the lyrics and it's all about what a junkie slut she is and "I swear I'm gonna kill that bitch." :O

Yeah, no thanks.

Lovely Ush
06-03-2008, 06:54 PM
Dan Diamond - Titty Dancer

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=6949180

This song makes me laugh, I love the video, makes me miss Vegas!

AmArticia
06-03-2008, 07:54 PM
Oh god, Titty Dancer...I always hated that one.

That Camel Walk song reminds me of the B-52s, a band whom I am totally down with, so yeah, I'd dance to that one, lol. Come to think of it, I'm gonna see if I can get a DJ to let me dance to the B-52s now, lol!

Yekhefah
06-03-2008, 08:17 PM
I like the music, I just hate the lyrics. It's a good song, just not for the club!

Ava Jadore
06-03-2008, 08:19 PM
That Camel Walk song reminds me of the B-52s, a band whom I am totally down with, so yeah, I'd dance to that one, lol. Come to think of it, I'm gonna see if I can get a DJ to let me dance to the B-52s now, lol!

Dancing to the B52's - Planet Claire would actually be pretty hot in my opinion hehe!

AmArticia
06-03-2008, 11:59 PM
I was thinking the utter silliness of Rock Lobster would work well for me. Planet Claire would indeed be pretty sexy though!

AlexxaHex
06-04-2008, 01:00 AM
Reviving this gem of a song, it got played at my bar last night and I so thought of this thread!!!

LOL! I thought of this thread too when I was working in Anaheim and the DJ was playing it during a 2 for 1. I was PROUD that I didn't sell any and could walk up to the DJ booth and tell him never to play that song again.

cutey5032
06-04-2008, 07:04 AM
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