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Crow2
09-02-2008, 02:51 PM
Thats the random trash that is dumped from mens mouths when they enter a SC, it seems when they enter the establishment - the blood flow stops going to their brain, as we know the poor things only have enough blood to make one of their heads function.
They don't work in tandem :P
Amber_Sparxx
09-02-2008, 03:41 PM
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
ViolaStrings
09-02-2008, 03:47 PM
Steve is cool.
cortana
09-02-2008, 07:49 PM
A guy who at first seemed uniterested in me wants a dance. HE asks for the dance. I give him a dance. At the end, he asks me who long I've been dancing. I tell him. He says "Oh, I could tell you were new, but it wasn't THAT bad."
...??? Oooookkkkk....
That's the first time anybody's ever said that to me....Usually I get, "Those are the best dances I've ever had" ;-)
xParisx
09-02-2008, 09:32 PM
"Did u just have a baby?"
"No..did you?" *he had a huge pot belly*
"OMG. Steve come here. this bitch thinks MEN can have babies, hahahhaha!"
*steve blinks at his PL friend*
Steve got a dance from me.
i had a guy ask about 2 weeks ago how pregnant i was...and i have pretty much a totally flat stomach!! it was during a lapdance with another girl so i couldnt just walk off..
then when i was naked he pointed out i have the best pussy and that all blondes have the best pussy
all i could think was im not a natural blonde! haha
he was a jerk...and it was his bucks night so he thought he was top shit. nup.
Pretty_Penny
09-02-2008, 11:24 PM
i'm just gonna go ahead and lump this all into one post...
but all customer's should be banned from ever uttering the phrase:
"you know what you should do?..........................."
and then inserting some sort of "profound" advise about how we should dress/what we should say and basically... how we should do our job.
JDanielle
09-03-2008, 11:07 AM
^ Aaah that brings to mind so many things customers have told me I should do/wear/say at work.
Once a guy approached me at work and pointed to a girl on stage who was wearing a secretary costume composed of a white top and a black skirt. Then he preceded to tell me she fucked it up because she was wearing a black t-bar, not a white one, and apparently what guys want is the contrast between the skirt and the underwear. It made sense I guess but a) is that really what you're worried about right now? The color of her underwear? and b) why are you telling me? I'm not the one wearing it, genius.
Another time, a stupid ass cheap college kid came into my old club and tipped MAYBE a dollar a set, if you were really aggressive with getting it. He sat down by me and told me I should put together a Spring break girl costume, which according to him, would consist of a bikini and a beach towel. Then he showed me how I should act; basically, jump around manically, wave my arms and shout "Whoo! Party!"
TheTempest
09-03-2008, 11:23 AM
Once a guy approached me at work and pointed to a girl on stage who was wearing a secretary costume composed of a white top and a black skirt. Then he preceded to tell me she fucked it up because she was wearing a black t-bar, not a white one, and apparently what guys want is the contrast between the skirt and the underwear. It made sense I guess but a) is that really what you're worried about right now? The color of her underwear? and b) why are you telling me? I'm not the one wearing it, genius.
Oh man, I think I know this guy. There's one old guy who sits and asks you to change your outfit like 6 times, you have to wear stockings,thong,skirt,shirt,and a bra to MAYBE get him to buy a dance. And you have to have contrasting colors, even if they don't match. He says the other girls don't know but that's the secret. He preys on new girls and got me to change my outfit once or twice (when he was the only guy in there and he was buying dances for once). He's a total power tripper and cheap as hell.
Although, in discussing my fashion choice, he DID help me pick out an outfit in which I banked.
Pretty_Penny
09-03-2008, 12:03 PM
^here are some actual things i've been told:
-"you should dye your hair blonde" and "you should dye your hair black" (in the same night). along with a bunch of compliments to the hair color i already have.
-"you should just walk around in a thong, all the other girls wear outfits" (no shit. it's a rule)
-"you should wear shorter/higher heels" (and i wear pretty much the same height all the time. 6 or 7 inches.)
-"since this is a topless club, you should carry around pictures of your pussy so you can show guys" (i just stared at him)
-"you should be more physical with customers before you ask for a dance, you know like, you should grab their dick and stuff"
-"you should gain/lose weight" (i'm 5ft6 120lbs ... and i get told either or all the time)
-"you should get implants/you should never get implants"
etc. etc. etc.
and then there are the guys who decide to give you a full sales technique lecture. you know like "what you should do is blah blah blah and then say blah blah and then tell the guy blah blah".
and it's always something completely retarded you KNOW doesn't work.
i also love the guys who, within 1 minute of meeting us, tell us how easy our job is and how they would "do it in a heartbeat" if "they were a chick".
JDanielle
09-03-2008, 12:55 PM
-"you should get implants/you should never get implants"
I have medium sized natural boobs, no one's told me I should get implants yet but I get lots of guys who practically order me to never get any work done on them. Yeah, because they'll look this good in 20 years.
And haha at carrying around vag pics. "I'll hold this up in front of your face for $20 a song."
iambonbon05
09-03-2008, 01:13 PM
Ack yeah one really awful night a week or two ago some guy wanted, during my set, to "show me how to do the tip rail". STFU. I took his money and went and danced for someone else lol.
This was literally about a minute after someone, again during my set, wanted to bum a cigarette off of me. When I informed him that I don't smoke, he wanted me to give him a dollar so he could buy some. Now this would have been fine if say it was a regular who was cool about tipping if not dances and all, but this was just a drunken asshole that hadn't given anyone money, and it was so dead that at that point I was making less than minimum wage. HELL TO THE NO. And then he proceeded to argue with me through my whole stage set.
hot4ablackchick
09-03-2008, 01:56 PM
^
i also love the guys who, within 1 minute of meeting us, tell us how easy our job is and how they would "do it in a heartbeat" if "they were a chick".
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I hate it when they say that. I'm just like mmmmmmmkkkkkkkkaaaaaayyyyyyy.
TheTempest
09-03-2008, 02:49 PM
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I hate it when they say that. I'm just like mmmmmmmkkkkkkkkaaaaaayyyyyyy.
Those are the same guys who think we either get paid, or don't have to pay to work.
Lovely Ush
09-03-2008, 03:30 PM
Me: "Would you like a dance?"
Loser: "Is it FREE?"
Me: "NO"
Loser: "But I just got out of the joint!"
Me: *rolls eyes and walks away*
charlie61
09-03-2008, 03:38 PM
I hate it when custies feel like we've gotten to be such great friends (usually within a 5 minute time span) that they feel comfortable telling me which guys on the floor I should try to hustle. Implying that....
1) They aren't going to get a dance
2) We're such great buddies that I would never even CONSIDER hustling him
3) I need his help
4) He knows more than I do about my job
"Ooooh...you should go ask HIM for a dance. He looks like a big spender!"
::snarls::
Luxurious1
09-03-2008, 04:15 PM
i had a guy ask about 2 weeks ago how pregnant i was...and i have pretty much a totally flat stomach!! it was during a lapdance with another girl so i couldnt just walk off..
then when i was naked he pointed out i have the best pussy and that all blondes have the best pussy
all i could think was im not a natural blonde! haha
he was a jerk...and it was his bucks night so he thought he was top shit. nup.
I just looked at your myspace link and u look like a supermodel :O
lol @ not a natural blonde...they are so clueless!!!
Luxurious1
09-03-2008, 04:16 PM
I hate it when custies feel like we've gotten to be such great friends (usually within a 5 minute time span) that they feel comfortable telling me which guys on the floor I should try to hustle. Implying that....
1) They aren't going to get a dance
2) We're such great buddies that I would never even CONSIDER hustling him
3) I need his help
4) He knows more than I do about my job
"Ooooh...you should go ask HIM for a dance. He looks like a big spender!"
::snarls::
haha!! i get this also. I love when they say "go get a dance from that guy!" and then u get up cause u realize he is not spending a dollar and they go WHERE ARE U GOINGGG...i just feel like tearing my hair out sometimes.
charlie61
09-03-2008, 04:23 PM
^^
Haha! Or worse...when you successfully hustle someone else, and you return to the "We're friends!" guy, and he congratulates you on your success. For some reason, this reaaaally gets to me.
xParisx
09-03-2008, 05:59 PM
I just looked at your myspace link and u look like a supermodel :O
lol @ not a natural blonde...they are so clueless!!!
aww thankies *blushes* yeah he was the biggest dickhead...granted the dance just went downhill from there!
Crow2
09-03-2008, 10:49 PM
Or, " I don't spend money for dances, but hey can I get your number?"
WTFE..
Pretty_Penny
09-03-2008, 10:53 PM
Or, " I don't spend money for dances, but hey can I get your number?"
WTFE..
i get this a lot too. most of the times the guy says it like he's "nicer" than "that".
like "oh i don't do DANCES, but i'd love to get to know you, take you on a proper date, dinner, blahblahblahcheapcheapcheapblahblahinsultingblah"
ViolaStrings
09-03-2008, 10:56 PM
^ yeah, which is why your proper ass is in the titty bar
rubyredlipsss
09-03-2008, 10:58 PM
^and to add to that (i've been getting this a lot): "do i look like i have to pay for dances" (oh no because i just want to throw myself all over your guido looking ass, BLECH!)
Crow2
09-03-2008, 11:01 PM
Riiiight, because we all know strippers are so wild they will fuck anything with a dick.. AND we're not here to make money.. Like Oh, my GOD!
I'm rambling and sort of drunk, ignore me.. blech.
ViolaStrings
09-03-2008, 11:01 PM
ha ha guidos
CKXXX
09-03-2008, 11:16 PM
From someone who BADLY needed to be educated(and was...by me)
as we walk back for a dance
douche: "I like it rough"
me: "as in getting it rough or giving it rough" ( so I know what to expect!)
douche: "both"
me: "oh..so you're a switch...you can be either dom OR sub"
douche: "yep"
me: "well...I'm a dom so for today you will be playing the part of the sub"
I then proceed to pull his hair and pinch his nipples as he said he liked
Then he tries to do the same to me. OH HELL NO.
I slam(and I mean SLAM...I thought I broke his wrists)...against the back wall. And tell him.....you dont get it..I'm the dom,which means you sit there and take what I decide to give you like the little bitch you are.
He then goes on about how I'm a challenge and how much fun it would be for us to dom each other...not even a little bit getting the point that I DO NOT SUB...EVER.
But he knows it all because he goes to fetish parties and is in the lifestyle. I fear for the net dom he tries that with at a genre with no rules. LOL. His ripped up ass'll learn then the diff between a dom,sub and switch!!
AlexxaHex
09-04-2008, 07:52 AM
What a twerp! People in the D/s community don't frequent strip clubs to find a mistress or sub. He's probably been blacklisted from parties because he doesn't respect people's boundaries.
CKXXX
09-04-2008, 08:40 AM
He's probably been blacklisted from parties because he doesn't respect people's boundaries.
Thats what I was thinking too!
ViolaStrings
09-04-2008, 09:20 AM
I hate the self-named high rollers who come in wearing an obnoxious suit and big rolex, plop down, demand the waitress bring them "the best girl" in the place and makes a bunch of girls do a walk by audition to even be able to sit with them. "Best girl" is so fucking subjective!!!
Sveta
09-04-2008, 11:02 AM
^^ uhm...I hope no one actually humors him by doing this "walk-by audition". I'd laugh in his face.
ViolaStrings
09-04-2008, 02:15 PM
^^ uhm...I hope no one actually humors him by doing this "walk-by audition". I'd laugh in his face.
Some guy made the waitress take him straight to a VIP room, and made her bring girls and do a little twirl and introduce themselves. He rejected a LOT of girls. He was a fat fuck from Jersey. He would tip them $100 and tell them what they would need to do for him to have chosen them... like "If you lost a few pounds... If your hair was longer... If you had a smaller nose" etc. Finally, he settled on a relatively plain and girl with a boring personality and stayed there for a whopping two hours and tried to haggle the hourly rate ::) I think he liked giving them $100 to insult them more than the time he spent with the girl he chose.
Yekhefah
09-04-2008, 04:45 PM
Eh, I'll take $100 for somebody to tell me I need to lose a few pounds and grow my hair out. I know that already and wouldn't be opposed to knowing it with $100 more than I have.
NewMoon
09-04-2008, 09:16 PM
I hustle, he agrees to a dance, I stand up to start dancing and before I start he asks.......
"I thought this was a nude lapdance?"
"Yeah, I strip. I'm a, ummm, stripper."
"Oh, I see."
Jeska
09-05-2008, 05:36 PM
Or, " I don't spend money for dances, but hey can I get your number?"
WTFE..
A guy asked me for my number and when I said no he was like "Why should I buy a dance if you won't even give me your number?" :O And this guy was 50ish with scraggly long white hair and stinky ass breath. Are you effing kidding me? I just walked away.
Another time a guy asked for my number, I said, go to VIP with me and I'll give it too you (wasn't gonna give it to him anyway) and he said "You should be paying ME for my number!" what a cocky little shithead, although he was hot.
Sveta
09-05-2008, 06:39 PM
he was like "Why should I buy a dance if you won't even give me your number?" :O
"Why should I give you my number if you won't even buy a dance?" ;)
xParisx
09-05-2008, 09:25 PM
one last night:
old guy about 60 - 70, kinda creepy...giving him a dance...hes pretty much half laying down in the chair (upright still)...goes to me "so what do u want to do to me...other than the obvious?"
me: uh excuse me? (i dont talk dirty to the customers...its not in me)
him: you know, fuck me...all you girls want to
me: silence....
CKXXX
09-06-2008, 02:00 AM
guy comes up to ME at the bar tonight..
ass:" how many kids do you have"
me: "none"
ass: "yeah right...you have NO kids..all strippers have kids and all strippers lie"
me"well I guess you know it all then...why dont we stop talking and go dance"
ass"I don get dances ...I hate strip clubs"
me" then get the fuck out of mine then"
he had NO idea why I walked away....dumbasss
MeanGirl
09-06-2008, 02:47 AM
Guy says to me : thank god you are curvy where the hell do these blocky women with no hips get off even thinking they are girls?
me: if they have a vagina they are women
hiim: uhh no.
me:???
Polekitten
09-06-2008, 05:14 AM
I've just started dancing for a guy, haven't even got my top off yet.
Him - What are you doing after this
Me - (Not in the best of moods I'll admit.) After this? I'll probably go home, have a bath and then give my boyfriend a blowjob
Him - Oh...and then after that?
Me - I'll probably go to sleep
Him - Couldn't you come to my hotel room once your finished with your boyfriend?
WTF ?? Take the hint asshole!
gyarugirlusa
09-06-2008, 10:06 AM
Two guys walk in while I was in stage and asked the bartender if there are any black girls on shift.
She says yeah and she pointed towards me.
They looked at me in disgust and said I was too light and they weren't going to tip me.
Then they got up to leave and told me I was trying too hard to be black.
What the hell?
Luxurious1
09-06-2008, 10:32 PM
^ men are insane.
FemmeFatale
09-07-2008, 03:12 AM
The other night I was finishing up a dance with this older nerdy looking guy. As I start to get dressed I notice this young guy standing right near us and looking at us (the dance area is open to the floor). I figure he saw me dancing and either wants to buy a dance for himself or is gonna give me money to give one of his friends a dance.
Before I even ask him if he wants a dance or not he says, "That guy [the one I was dancing for] looks like a real creep. What a weirdo." I was like "What?? Actually he's really sweet and he's been buying dances all night. (hint. hint.) Do you want a dance?" And he says "No, I was just making sure that guy wasn't creeping you out or doing anything." :O
I start laughing at him. I roll my eyes and say "Thanks but we have bouncers to do that. I don't need you to watch over me. Now do you want a dance or not?" He says no and walks to his table. What a tool.
Then, NATURALLY I'm up on stage two minutes later. He's sitting with his friends at a table right near my stage. Not one of them gives me a fricken dollar.
What's wrong with these idiots?! You could learn a lot from Mr. "Creepy" guy. Dumbass. ::)
ViolaStrings
09-07-2008, 09:06 AM
^ seriously. I would rather dance with an ugly polite guy than someone like that who thinks they're above it.
iambonbon05
09-07-2008, 12:03 PM
I had something like that last night! This chick comes up to my rack with her friend (I guess) and gives me a dollar. At the end she starts making fun of the other custies saying she was trying to decide whether she and I were the only ones with tits (meaning the other guys were fat).
Then later I'm talking to a guy that comes in all the time that is really nice and she comes up and sort of whispers to me asking if I needed help getting away from him because he looked like a chick (long hair).
WTF?? I don't give a fuck what someone looks like if they're spending money, which she wasn't! I don't know what her deal was. I'm perfectly adept at excusing myself from (nonspending) customers, thanks.
MissAlethea
09-07-2008, 12:04 PM
I love nerdy guys! By and large, they get how it works, and are willing to actually pay for the services rendered! (Especially if you start talking about vector vs. raster rendering, but that's a whole other story...:O)
txchick008
09-10-2008, 05:46 AM
^^
Me too! I have found that I make tons of $$$ off of computer guys. I came straight from a job in the Internet/Technology field, and I when I start talking servers, RAM, routers, hard drives, firewalls, RAID.....they are like }:D
NewMoon
09-10-2008, 05:50 AM
Then later I'm talking to a guy that comes in all the time that is really nice and she comes up and sort of whispers to me asking if I needed help getting away from him because he looked like a chick (long hair).
WTF?? I don't give a fuck what someone looks like if they're spending money, which she wasn't! I don't know what her deal was. I'm perfectly adept at excusing myself from (nonspending) customers, thanks. Uh. I had a new manager do this to me once. I danced for my regular and we were chatting while I was getting dressed, taking our time. The manager walks by the dance booth and says "I need to see you downstairs." We were both a little worried. When I got downstairs he said "Oh, I don't need you, I was just saving you from that guy." WTF?? I can't excuse myself??
Polekitten
09-10-2008, 07:45 AM
Uh. I had a new manager do this to me once. I danced for my regular and we were chatting while I was getting dressed, taking our time. The manager walks by the dance booth and says "I need to see you downstairs." We were both a little worried. When I got downstairs he said "Oh, I don't need you, I was just saving you from that guy." WTF?? I can't excuse myself??
WTF? "Saving" you from a paying customer? He could be a hunchback for all I care as long as he has money to spend. I'd rather be saved from the hot looking jock with 2 bucks to his name who says, "I don't need lapdances, I can get it for free any time I want baby."::)
CKXXX
09-10-2008, 11:08 AM
Yeah I've had other dancers and even custies try to "save me" from someone I'm talking to....WTF???? If I'm still there...there is a REASON. I can walk away just fine on my own thanks. Me and my friends even had a code at one time..."hey...do you still need that from my locker?" "Oh YES I really do when you have a second" "Oh its ok..we can get it now before I forget...sorry honey..I have to get this for her..I'll be back later"
It was the perfect way to get away from a guy who wasnt spending money then, but might later(hence..not wanting to be rude about walking away....as opposed to walking away from the guys I KNOW wont ever spend in which case I just say something about not having time to chat for free and leave!)
Strippers ALWAYS know how to get away from a deadbeat. How could we NOT??
CKXXX
09-12-2008, 01:15 AM
Oh boy do I need to have this freak magnet removed from my skull....
A guy comes up and starts jabbering away about how bad his job is (he sells timeshares which I guess a crap biz right now)...how he KNOWS one girk he works with is an ex dancer and two are ex hookers. Whatever. Dont really care weird word vomit guy. BUt he just wont stop...tells me about a gay cpl who comein to get a time share. One guy shows up..he said both had tobe there to sign...sothey takethe papers to the hotel. Gay guy opens the door naked.(let me preface this with custie is not What your typical gay man would fall for or need a piece of..older,bald... They tell him that they will sign if he come in and plays with them.
Long story short..he DOES and says it was an experience.
I said you cant call anyone else a prostitute again...you are a gay male timeshare whore.
And why was it absolutely vital for him to tell me all this before he even told me his name??
Really wow thats something..hey I gotta go bye...
maybe at my surgery on Mon I can ask them to takeout my freak magnet too.