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spyder
08-24-2009, 11:04 AM
the other day a guy stuck a dollar bill down my top, of course tweaking my nipple in the process. Then he said "i bet you liked it when i did that, didn't you?" I was so surprised i almost forgot to slap him.

redwinekisses
08-24-2009, 12:00 PM
(during a dance)

custie: oh, baby, you're so hot... i want you so bad...

me: (humoring him) that turns me on.

custie: i wanna fuck you...

me: (still humoring him) mm, tell me more.

custie: i want you to put me in a diaper.

me: (i must have misheard) what?

custie: i want you to put me in a diaper and i want you to spank me.

firemaiden04
08-24-2009, 12:04 PM
the other day a guy stuck a dollar bill down my top, of course tweaking my nipple in the process. Then he said "i bet you liked it when i did that, didn't you?" I was so surprised i almost forgot to slap him.

...almost...
:rotfl: :rotfl:

JayATee
08-24-2009, 12:18 PM
while giving a dance last weekend:

customer: how often do you fucK?

me: uhm... well it depends...

customer: no, i mean how often do you fuck in here.

me: never.

customer: what about out of here?

me: for money?

customer: yes.

me: never.

customer: alright this is enough for me thanks. who can i get a real dance from?

me: i dont know, drive out to downtown LA and look for the girls in short skirts on the street. im sure they can help you.

I almost had the exact same convo last week.

custie: come home with me

me: sorry I can't do that

custie: come on, you know you want to

me: sorry honey, i really can't

custie: just tell me how much

me: there's no price

custie: <flashes wad of cash> at this point most girls would tell me how much

me: guess im not most girls


Then the asshole didn't want to tip. ::)

dtxgirl
08-24-2009, 05:19 PM
On the 9th dance with this dude that I talked to for like 20 minutes where he tells me I'm soooo crazy smart and soooooo hawtttt, having done air dancing and then light contact I do the drop in between his knees thing while maintaining eye contact with my sexy hair-in-the-eyes face.......

until he asks: "how much to titty fuck you tonight?"

to which I laugh hysterically until I can catch my breath and then ask: " oh, were you serious?"

him: "uh, well, yeah"

me: "Uhhhh NOOOOOO"

him: " well then can I take you out to dinner sometime?"

me: " Did you seriously just tell me how smart I am, ask me if you could titty fuck me for money, get rejected and then ask me out like a normal person?"

him: :boggled:

hot4ablackchick
08-25-2009, 05:13 AM
So a few weeks ago I walk up to a custy sitting alone.

Me: "You wannadance?"
Custy: "Sure"

We do the dance and he asks me to sit with him for a few minutes and chat. I want to keep working, but he's got an open tab and I hope maybe I can sell him a VIP or more dances so I agree. We engage in the regular bullshit convo for a couple minutes and then he asks,

Custy: "So do you date white guys"

Me: "Yes, I've dated several white guys"

Custy: "Yeah but you've never dated one like me before. The white guys you dated were a
bunch of pussies. Yeah they weren't like me."

Me: "Ummmkkkkaaaayyyy. I don't know what makes you say that."

Custy: "I just know they weren't like me, i am like soooo different"

Me: Thinking WTF????? So I say "Different huh? Are you a magician?"

Custy: Blank strare. "No"

I then try to sell him more dances. He asks if I have a boyfriend. I tell him I am actually married. He with an angry serious face says: "YOU NEED TO GET UP AND GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME RIGHT NOW. HOW DARE YOU! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE YOU ASKED ME FOR A DANCE! YOU MISLEAD ME. YOU ARE ONLY TALKING TO ME FOR MY MONEY" I just laughed in his face and left. Could you imagine going up to a guy and saying "Hi, I'm Carmen and I'm happily married and nothing will ever come of this. I just want your money BUT would you like a dance?" LOL.

charlie61
08-25-2009, 11:05 AM
Ever since I pierced the dimples [Which, is, btw... the biggest MONEY KILLER ever... I instantly saw a 1k a week drop in income that has never gone back up.]... I'm always getting "you're such a pretty girl... why would you do something like that?"

Seriously? Why do you care? You don't like it... you aren't going to get a dance... WHY DID YOU WALK ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE ROOM TO ASK ME THAT?

My answer is always "Because I like when strangers ask me stupid ass questions. -_-"

Aww...that sucks. When I saw that chick on Rock of Love who had those, I was like ::jaw hits floor::

I think it's hot as hell!! Guess it'd depend on the person, but still...

MarvelGirl
08-25-2009, 11:58 AM
Custy: "Yeah but you've never dated one like me before. The white guys you dated were a
bunch of pussies. Yeah they weren't like me."



This shit kills me, why don't they realize how rude and stupid that sounds? How the fuck am I supposed to react to the statement that I only date pussies? Seriously. This is why I stopped telling people that I'm married because 9 out of 10 of them then felt the need to insult my husband. Then I have to giggle and say "That's not nice" when inside I'm fantasizing about picking up the goddamn champagne bottle and beating their fucking head in while you screaming "You like talking shit now motherfucker! That's for my husband bitch!" God that'd be fun. I'll change my stage name to The Bear Stripper.

"We will be cruel to the custy and due to our cruelty they will know who we are! The custy will be sickened by us. The custy will talk about us. The custy will fear us. Custy ain't got no humanity, they need to be destroyed!"

Fuck. I thought I was ready to go back the last couple days but... no. Not yet, not now, goddamn you Tarantino.

JayATee
08-25-2009, 12:01 PM
I then try to sell him more dances. He asks if I have a boyfriend. I tell him I am actually married. He with an angry serious face says: "YOU NEED TO GET UP AND GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME RIGHT NOW. HOW DARE YOU! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE YOU ASKED ME FOR A DANCE! YOU MISLEAD ME. YOU ARE ONLY TALKING TO ME FOR MY MONEY" I just laughed in his face and left. Could you imagine going up to a guy and saying "Hi, I'm Carmen and I'm happily married and nothing will ever come of this. I just want your money BUT would you like a dance?" LOL.

This is why I stopped saying I was married ITC. Exact same thing happened to me.

DesuvsDeath
08-25-2009, 12:56 PM
Aww...that sucks. When I saw that chick on Rock of Love who had those, I was like ::jaw hits floor::

I think it's hot as hell!! Guess it'd depend on the person, but still...
You know... girls really like them. And a lot of men really like them... but the type of men in a strip club who like them just don't normally have much money.
My customer base has always been aged 35+... And those guys are just not so into 'em.



^ I'm starting to wonder if my clit ring has done the same thing to my money. Guys always wince and go "Wouldn't that hurt my dick?" Uh NO, because 1. It's on my hood of my clit and you clearly don't understand the whole vulva thing and 2. Your dick isn't ever getting anywhere near me.

If you didn't really have many piercings beofre... then I think you're probably right. Even if it's a really sexy piercing... it's still a piercing. And there are some guys who just don't like them.
I always tell girls that when they come in with virgin skin and get all pumped up about their first tat/piercing. I always say "Nooo! Don't do it! It will trim your customer base and it will be harder to make money!" Which isn't to say that I don't still make more money than most of the girls I've worked with over the years... just that. Well. It's harder.

sorsi
08-30-2009, 11:07 AM
I'm on stage early in the evening; I can hear two customers saying that I'm gorgeous and trying to guess my ethnicity. I go around for tips and they ask me.

me: Irish, Italian...
guy #1: you're lying!
guy #2 (gets this look on his face like someone just ran over his puppy): you can't be Irish. Irish girls are fucking ugly.
guy #2: yeah, be something else.

/:O wtf?

Heatherette
08-30-2009, 12:29 PM
^ i get that too!! but not as extreme.. some guys are like.. can you be ___ instead? i always play along and say sure just for you. hahhaa weirdos.

redwinekisses
08-30-2009, 02:47 PM
I'm on stage early in the evening; I can hear two customers saying that I'm gorgeous and trying to guess my ethnicity. I go around for tips and they ask me.

me: Irish, Italian...
guy #1: you're lying!
guy #2 (gets this look on his face like someone just ran over his puppy): you can't be Irish. Irish girls are fucking ugly.
guy #2: yeah, be something else.

/:O wtf?

haha! a lot of guys at my club think i'm eastern european (i've kind of got that kournikova/sherapova look). they're always disappointed when i say, "no, i'm italian and french..."

i know we're there to fulfill a fantasy, but asking us to be a different ethnicity is going i little too far, i think... although it WOULD be interesting to see how speaking in a russian accent would affect my earnings...

Athenathefabulous
09-01-2009, 12:32 AM
Here are a few:

While selling 5 private dances, customer keeps asking what he will get for 100$. After much discussion I flat out tell him "I will give you 5 hot dances but I dont do extras"
Customer: "what are extras"
me: "like a blowjob or something like that"
Customer says ok, and buys the 5 dances. Into the third dance the customer says : "Can you play with it for the final 2 songs."
me: "no, I dont do extras"
customer: "I'm not asking for an extra. I'm asking for a handjob."
me: "thats an extra."
customer: "what? but its not like you are putting it in your mouth."
:O

At our club we used to smoke cigarettes in front of the building. Recently they built a wall around the smoking area. So when talking to a customer:
me: "so what brings you in here today?"
customer: "I work at the store across the street. Now that you built that big wall, I can no longer see you guys so I decided to come in."
He was serious too. Fucker didnt spend a dime.

After talking to a customer i used the usual "well as long as you pay per view."
customer: "why should I pay per view?"
me: "you should tip us. Just like you tip your waitresses, right?"
customer: "oh thats ok. I didnt tip the waitress."
>:(

And here is one of my favorites. A customer asks a girl (who is on SW actually) her name
manager: dont talk to her! you dont have enough money to know her name.
customer: But I will be getting 25$ next month.
::)

Elvia
09-02-2009, 05:19 PM
Here's a weird one that I had that just sprang to mind:

I was on stage, and there was this one guy who was grinning his ass off, bouncing around to the music, clapping, cheering when I did pole tricks, and just generally looking like he was having a great time.

In the middle of my second song, he beckons me over. As I lean down to talk to him he hands me a pile of cash. It was a mix of 1's and 5's, turned out to be some weird uneven amount like $57. The he motions that he wants to whisper something in my ear, I lean in and he says "I hate you. You are so horrible, I can't even look at you anymore. I hate you." I continue flipping through the money and counting it, let out a laugh and say..." hmm, ok, I'm sorry you feel that way. So I go back to my stage set and he pops right back to being his normal happy self, watching the stage set, clapping and cheering.

Go figure.

minalynx
09-03-2009, 07:39 AM
Customer: "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a LD today"

Fucker must have been watching Popeye in his momma's basement that morning...

ViolaStrings
09-03-2009, 09:05 AM
^ omfg that's retardedly priceless.

J.D.
09-03-2009, 09:10 AM
I was wearing a gown with a metal ring right at my tailbone area, and this guy walked up and said, "Can I stick my dick in there?" He was a drunk redneck and thought it was funny.

MissAlethea
09-03-2009, 10:07 AM
^^^ Only if you don't want it back, buddy.....

Marilynxoxo
09-03-2009, 04:55 PM
I had a customer last night come in looking for legal advice :confused:

He had met a stripper before at the club who he thought was lawyer or "something like one" in maritine (sp?) law and was hoping to get her advice. She showed up late and I ended up talking to him and getting some dances. Um why would you go to a strip club for legal advice. He seemed ready to shell out money (like hour CR $$) if the stripper could advise him properly. A lawyer could give him quality advise cheeper and it would most likely be more accurate. Not to put down this stripper but part of our job is to build trust and create a fantasy for the client not always conductive to being 100% truthful. Also I'm pretty sure drinking while receiving legal consultation isn't a great idea lol.

I felt so bad for the guy I gave him my stripper phone # and told to call me because I have several relatives that work at law firms and could probably recommend someone. Well I talked to my mom today and it turned out my dad's company has one of the biggest departments specializing in that type of law. So I got a # and name of a supposedly good lawyer. I kind of hope the guy contacts me so I can give it to him. Or maybe he is wandering around strip clubs aimlessly looking for a good topless lawyer :O

pogocat
09-04-2009, 12:46 PM
I walked over to a guy the other night and trying to be playful acted like I was going to pinch this guys nipple. Some how got this gem:

Customer: "I have the smallest nipples ever," *lifts shirt to show me*
Me: *kind of surprised* *laugh a little* "yeah your right, those are tiny."
Customer: "You should see my brother's, they're even smaller. My dad has huge nipples though. I can't be sure it's not genetic though cause I've never seen my mom's nipples. They could be big or small. I'm sure I saw them when I was a kid, but I don't really remember. If they are little like mine and my brothers her tits would look weird though, but that would explain it".
Me: *laughing like hell* "Now that we're done talking about your mothers nipples you wanna lap dance?"

I almost fell out of my seat laughing at myself. He cracked up too.
a few minutes later the DJ was calling him all out "YOU, WITH THE LITTLE NIPPLES, BY THE STAGE. HOW DARE YOU TELL SOMEONE ABOUT YOUR FAMILY'S FREAKY NIPPLES AND NOT BUY A DANCE". The Kid was looking around like it was the voice of god.


One night I was walking with a customer on my arm across my club to the couch room and this young guy waves a dollar bill under my nose. With out barely a sideways glance I snatched it and walked a few steps. I then turned around, held it out of his reach and just said "now that's not very nice or smart is it?"

J.D.
09-04-2009, 01:17 PM
I walked over to a guy the other night and trying to be playful acted like I was going to pinch this guys nipple. Some how got this gem:

Customer: "I have the smallest nipples ever," *lifts shirt to show me*
Me: *kind of surprised* *laugh a little* "yeah your right, those are tiny."
Customer: "You should see my brother's, they're even smaller. My dad has huge nipples though. I can't be sure it's not genetic though cause I've never seen my mom's nipples. They could be big or small. I'm sure I saw them when I was a kid, but I don't really remember. If they are little like mine and my brothers her tits would look weird though, but that would explain it".
Me: *laughing like hell* "Now that we're done talking about your mothers nipples you wanna lap dance?"

I almost fell out of my seat laughing at myself. He cracked up too.
a few minutes later the DJ was calling him all out "YOU, WITH THE LITTLE NIPPLES, BY THE STAGE. HOW DARE YOU TELL SOMEONE ABOUT YOUR FAMILY'S FREAKY NIPPLES AND NOT BUY A DANCE". The Kid was looking around like it was the voice of god.

Your DJ sounds fun! I love it when they make fun of customers!

Axiom
09-08-2009, 11:20 PM
while I'm on stage
*dance* *dance*
custy (tips): I'd like to buy you a drink
me: of course! I'll meet you at your table as soon as I get off stage
custy: I really love your boobs. I'm obsessed with boobs because I was adopted and never got to breast feed, so its completely normal.
me: um, ok...

I continue to dance on stage while he waits for me. We go sit at his table and he orders me a drink. We chit chat about his supposed master's degree in bullshit, and more chit chat.

custy: Can I kiss your breasts?
me: No
custy: why?
me: because thats my rule

custy tries to kiss me on the mouth TWICE

me: OK thanks for the drink, I've got to get back to work
custy: I just want to let you know that I would love to breastfeed from your breasts. Live long and prosper.

WTF?????

************************************************** ***

A very late night, I have next to no energy and dont feel like making small talk, so I'm walking the floor to see if anyone grabs me for a dance. A guy taps my arm, so I stop.

me: hi I'm Andi, whats your name?
custy: John Doe
me: well, John Doe, lets go have some fun, I'll give you a private dance
custy: What happens in a private dance?
me: I take my clothes off and dance and rub my body on you
custy: you'll rub on my dick, right?
me: no hun, you have to keep that in your pants
custy (with a genuinely dumbfounded look on his face): really?

************************************************** ****

Bar chat with a regular

me: so how was your visit with your family last week?
custy (drunk): ummmmm oooohhh god. I haven't seen my niece in years. and wow. oh my god. she's 19 now and wow. probably 100lbs, 32DD's. oh wow. my niece! I did laundry one day and came across her bras and had to hang them up and oh wow. my god. I can't believe thats my niece, and oh. mmmmm wow

(this accompanied by lots of mmmmmmmm sounds, and almost moaning sounds)

in my head: ewwwwwwwwwwwww thats your niece! you fucking perv

chanzep
09-09-2009, 03:56 AM
Oh gosh!, was this all in one night?!

DesuvsDeath
09-09-2009, 04:26 AM
Tonight I had a guy try to pull his cock out to jerk off in the middle of a dance while trying to pull me close to his chest... I pull away and say "Hi. That has to stay in your pants."
"Noooo, I've been coming here a long time, it's okay... they won't see it... it's so small I can hardly see it." T_T

chanzep
09-09-2009, 04:28 AM
Lol!!!!!!

xParisx
09-09-2009, 05:05 AM
on saturday this asian guy saw me and his jaw dropped open staring so i asked if he wanted a dance and he said yeh..so i said at the start no touching! he gave me $10 asian money lol..then started unbuttoning his pants and im like wtf are you doing n he looked at me funny and kept trying to unbutton and im like 'no!!' so he finally gets that..

then he tried taking my money off my garter on my wrist! yup he tried stealing my money...so i knew he was going to be dodgy and decided to shorten the dance to like 2mins lol, whipped off my bra and yup he leans forward and licks my nipple...i stopped the dance. i was ready to kill him!!

Axiom
09-09-2009, 11:17 AM
Oh gosh!, was this all in one night?!

the first 2 were in the same night. the third one was the week before. eww

ViolaStrings
09-09-2009, 03:15 PM
on saturday this asian guy saw me and his jaw dropped open staring so i asked if he wanted a dance and he said yeh..so i said at the start no touching! he gave me $10 asian money lol..then started unbuttoning his pants and im like wtf are you doing n he looked at me funny and kept trying to unbutton and im like 'no!!' so he finally gets that..

then he tried taking my money off my garter on my wrist! yup he tried stealing my money...so i knew he was going to be dodgy and decided to shorten the dance to like 2mins lol, whipped off my bra and yup he leans forward and licks my nipple...i stopped the dance. i was ready to kill him!!

I would have stopped the dance at unbuttoning the pants!

firemaiden04
09-10-2009, 12:04 AM
I would have stopped the dance at unbuttoning the pants!

No joke.

CKXXX
09-10-2009, 02:02 PM
Last night on webcam this guy said he was sitting on his sisters bed using her computer (supposedly because she had a faster connection) while she was IN THE BED SLEEPING! Then he kept saying shit like "dare me to take off my shirt" "dare me to take off my pants" ...all the while reminding me over and over that his SISTER was sleeping on the bed inches from him.


Ew. Fucking creepy. He didnt say how old he was or the sister was...I can only hope she was 1)not a minor and 2) either older then him or stronger them him and woke up at some point and beat his perv ass.


FTR....I did NOT do anything with him (this was all in public chat) and started refusing his PM's.

xParisx
09-10-2009, 09:17 PM
No joke.

yeah but then i would've had to give the money back as the dance hadnt even started and i didnt want to do that.

firemaiden04
09-10-2009, 09:32 PM
You would have to give him the money back? Wow. At my club, even if a guy buys ten dances in advance, if we go back there and he whips his dick out before I even start dancing, he's getting his ass kicked the fuck out, and he's not getting a refund.

JayATee
09-10-2009, 10:49 PM
You would have to give him the money back? Wow. At my club, even if a guy buys ten dances in advance, if we go back there and he whips his dick out before I even start dancing, he's getting his ass kicked the fuck out, and he's not getting a refund.

It sounds like you actually work in a decent club. It's nice to know there are some still around. Good for you! :)

lovelife
09-13-2009, 11:45 PM
Tonight I had a guy try to pull his cock out to jerk off in the middle of a dance while trying to pull me close to his chest... I pull away and say "Hi. That has to stay in your pants."
"Noooo, I've been coming here a long time, it's okay... they won't see it... it's so small I can hardly see it." T_T

LOL :laughing:
that is awesome did u agree with him on the dick size lol

callista
09-14-2009, 03:23 AM
I had a guy ask me the other day if i'd sell him some coke. As I'm about to choke on my drink, I look up and see the manager standing about 15 feet away.

It took every ounce of restraint in my body to keep myself from telling him to go ask the manager.

Ugh what a douche.... Um no the only coke i'll get you is a damn soda, and you're gonna pay me to just stand up to bring the waitress over. Oh, and so he goes on and on about how gorgeous i am, blah blah blah.... this was friday, and he comes back in tonight and asks me the same damn thing! would i sell him coke, blah blah blah.... i told him if he wanted a headrush, we should go play in vip.... motherfucker got one lapdance TOTAL between two nights.

Shoulda told him to ask the manager if he had any coke. It would have been funny, but the mgr looked like he was in kinda a bad mood so i figured this douche wasn't worth me being fired over.

JayATee
09-14-2009, 06:13 AM
custie: Do you party?
me: This is as roudy as I get
custie: No but do you know what I mean?
me: yup I do
custie: oh.... ok.... so you don't like to party?
me: i don't do drugs
custie: you should
me: ::)

SerenaSin
09-14-2009, 06:24 AM
Customer: "so do you have any kids?"
Me: "No" *
Customer: "Why not?"
Me: "???"


Seriously, how do you respond to such a strange question?


*(I'm not married and I'm only 24)

JayATee
09-14-2009, 06:43 AM
Customer: "so do you have any kids?"
Me: "No" *
Customer: "Why not?"
Me: "???"


Seriously, how do you respond to such a strange question?


*(I'm not married and I'm only 24)

Oh god I had this happen to me right before the guy launched into a tirade about what a selfish bitch I was because I didn't want any either.

JayATee
09-14-2009, 09:37 AM
This shit kills me, why don't they realize how rude and stupid that sounds? How the fuck am I supposed to react to the statement that I only date pussies? Seriously. This is why I stopped telling people that I'm married because 9 out of 10 of them then felt the need to insult my husband. Then I have to giggle and say "That's not nice" when inside I'm fantasizing about picking up the goddamn champagne bottle and beating their fucking head in while you screaming "You like talking shit now motherfucker! That's for my husband bitch!" God that'd be fun. I'll change my stage name to The Bear Stripper.

"We will be cruel to the custy and due to our cruelty they will know who we are! The custy will be sickened by us. The custy will talk about us. The custy will fear us. Custy ain't got no humanity, they need to be destroyed!"

Fuck. I thought I was ready to go back the last couple days but... no. Not yet, not now, goddamn you Tarantino.

Seriously... you just became my hero. ;D

kygergrl
09-14-2009, 08:51 PM
I'm making the rounds for tips and stop at a group that had been drinking all night. I was asking them if they were having a good time as they tipped and all of a sudden "Closer" comes on. (My club plays mostly rap so to hear this was a god send)

Me: OMG! This song makes me soooo horny! One of you needs to get a lap dance!
Stupid guy 1: What why would we do that?
Stupid guy 2: We just wanna drink and see titties, we don't want lap dances
Me: *look of confusion on my face* Well you have to be a huge fucking idiot if you don't want a lap dance from a horny stripper!

The other dancers start laughing as I stomp off and grab one of the regulars (my boss said to make sure I pay attention to him earlier in the night since I'm new)

Me: It's your lucky night, Trent Reznor makes me horny and you're getting a lapdance even if I have to pay for it!
Regular: I love the Nine Inch Nails

I give him his dance, he pays for the dance, tips me $40

Regular: Now I have new reasons to love the Nine Inch Nails

We sit at his table going through his iPhone discussing music for the rest of the night as he kept tipping me

SerenaSin
09-15-2009, 08:25 AM
I'm making the rounds for tips and stop at a group that had been drinking all night. I was asking them if they were having a good time as they tipped and all of a sudden "Closer" comes on. (My club plays mostly rap so to hear this was a god send)

Me: OMG! This song makes me soooo horny! One of you needs to get a lap dance!
Stupid guy 1: What why would we do that?
Stupid guy 2: We just wanna drink and see titties, we don't want lap dances
Me: *look of confusion on my face* Well you have to be a huge fucking idiot if you don't want a lap dance from a horny stripper!

The other dancers start laughing as I stomp off and grab one of the regulars (my boss said to make sure I pay attention to him earlier in the night since I'm new)

Me: It's your lucky night, Trent Reznor makes me horny and you're getting a lapdance even if I have to pay for it!
Regular: I love the Nine Inch Nails

I give him his dance, he pays for the dance, tips me $40

Regular: Now I have new reasons to love the Nine Inch Nails

We sit at his table going through his iPhone discussing music for the rest of the night as he kept tipping me


yay, i love it when i nice reg makes the night worth it :) (and realizes that our time is valuable!)

Evan86
09-17-2009, 07:37 AM
"Your left areola is slightly larger than your right. It's not a problem though."
Uh, no dude, it certainly isn't. wtf?

WHAT?!?!?!?!:D::):D OMG WHAT!?!?!? What a weirdo.

Evan86
09-17-2009, 07:39 AM
During a three girl show on the bar guy says to me
"I'll give you 5 bucks to fart in that girls face right now!"

:D:D:D

Evan86
09-17-2009, 07:56 AM
As I am getting off stage, a young man grabs my arm and says " Hey, how old are you?"

Me ( being the poilte person that I am tell him)
Young man: WOW! You are really hot for your age.
Me: Thanks hon, by the way - does your Mom know where you are?

I had these kids at my stage and one of said, "Hey are you Stifler's mom?"

/:O

rareaspasia
09-17-2009, 10:56 PM
So far this week:

During a dance, he says, "Call me a faggot."
"Excuse me?"
"I want you to degrade me. I like being submissive. Now CALL me a FUCKING FAGGOT!"

Way to be submissive, buddy... but it was nice to call him a worthless piece of shit, garbage, a stupid little turd that wasn't worthy to use to wipe my ass, etc. and take my irritation with him and every other customer that day. I swear that every dance was more like a wrestling match as they tried to get their hands on my breasts and down my thong. Worst day I've had so far. I had one who who went in quick like a snake and licked my nipple as I got up after the dance, and got this shitty little smug look on his face like he'd defeated me... until I punched him and got him kicked out.

Then there was the guy who wanted to know if I'd accept Alaskan money. I laughed until he got mad and I realized that he was dead serious.

ViolaStrings
09-17-2009, 11:26 PM
^ most guys who think they're subs are just fucked up dominants who hate women and get off on it somehow. In my experience. True women-reverential subs are rare.

rareaspasia
09-18-2009, 12:26 AM
^^^I would have to agree. I steer clear of fetish and bdsm types these days since they loved to label every aspect of their sexual activity and the labels they chose rarely matched what their activity always was. Also I found that a large portion of them were confusing "being unashamed and comfortable with who they are" with "I'm going to shove my lifestyle in everyone's face and enjoy causing discomfort and looking down on those who unlike me are unenlightened." Add that attitude with the general douche baggery of many strip club customers and... yeah. It's just annoying.

I also forgot to mention the third guy from that day who said my feet weren't smelly enough and that I smelled too nice and clean. :P But at least he spent a little money to rub my feet. My experiences have so gotten me thinking about selling panties and stuff online, one week in the Florida summer and I'd have a boatload of the suckers to sell. I'd stink up my current stripper shoes and sell them, too, but I'd rather not kill everyone with foot odor so I'll keep right on powdering my feet.

SerenaSin
09-18-2009, 10:17 AM
^^^I would have to agree. I steer clear of fetish and bdsm types these days since they loved to label every aspect of their sexual activity and the labels they chose rarely matched what their activity always was. Also I found that a large portion of them were confusing "being unashamed and comfortable with who they are" with "I'm going to shove my lifestyle in everyone's face and enjoy causing discomfort and looking down on those who unlike me are unenlightened." Add that attitude with the general douche baggery of many strip club customers and... yeah. It's just annoying.

I also forgot to mention the third guy from that day who said my feet weren't smelly enough and that I smelled too nice and clean. :P But at least he spent a little money to rub my feet. My experiences have so gotten me thinking about selling panties and stuff online, one week in the Florida summer and I'd have a boatload of the suckers to sell. I'd stink up my current stripper shoes and sell them, too, but I'd rather not kill everyone with foot odor so I'll keep right on powdering my feet.

I sold panties on and off for several years. It is very hard to make enough money for it to be worth all the time and money you spend promoting yourself online amongst a sea of other girls, buying new panties (even cheap ones), mailing them out, answering emails, taking tons of nice photos, setting up profiles on the major sites, setting up photo-hosting/web hosting (if you want your own site)/payment merchants, getting ripped off in various ways and dealing with the baggage of some sexually and mentally fucked up men.

I've never sold panties in person but it seems like really the most profitable way to do it.

(There are exceptions, like girls who work their asses off and make a few hundred dollars on each pair of panties, but a lot of these girls are also well-known camgirls, doms and porn stars with already-large followings)

Miss L
09-18-2009, 10:45 AM
Oh boy, the customers that always say the stupidest things are the ones who are into baiting/controlling the performance a girl is giving, like, "If you did THIS (insert gross pervo move here), you'd make a lot more money," while "discreetly" flashing a pile of bills. They get off on controlling dancers by baiting them with money; I think it's sick.