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CherryonTop
09-20-2009, 01:37 PM
At work on a shitty Thursday night, halfway through my stage spot
Me: Hi, how's your night going *smile*
Him: Do you like hot nekkid guys carrying knives?
Me: *still smiling* sorry? I didn't hear that..
Him: I SAID, do you like big naked guys with big SHARP knives???
Me: ...
Him: Well?
Me: I don't know how to answer that...
It has to be mentioned his mate was standing there looking at him like 'wtf???'
some guys..
MissAlethea
09-21-2009, 12:15 PM
Oh man, it was like "Full Moon: The Random Edition" last night... sad part was, it wasn't even a full moon, just the football home opener.
Since it's the home opener, I'm wearing a bright orange top and skirt set with Broncos logos on it. This is important.
I'm standing at the bar chatting with a customer, when this crazy drunk girl reaches over and *yanks* at my top, and says "Don't walk around with your titties all in my face!" (Keep in mind she's reaching *over my customer to do this*. She then asks "So, are you a Broncos cheerleader, or just a SLUT?"
I think I got the crazy look, because the bartender yanks her away from me, and my customer stands up in between us like "Whoa there, killer..." The only thing going through my head was "Break the glass, cut the bitch, break the glass, cut the bitch, no, that would be inappropriate. Break the glass, cut the bitch....." (I ended up setting the glass down *very* gently, she ended up getting bumrushed out the door. All is well with the world.)
The happy stripper ending is that my custy and I laughed about her for $300 worth of dances.
Then later that night, same custy (the good one, not drunk girl) is sitting at my stage when this douchebag sits down on the other side and yells "Hey Herpes! Get over here and show me your titties!"
My customer was like "You? Are a very patient woman. Should I go kick his ass?" Me: "Nah, it's Sunday night, they'll have a lot of processing at the jail to do, not worth it. We should mock him viciously while I'm naked in your lap some more, instead." Him: "I like the way you think. Still sorta want to kick his ass, though."
Poor guy, probably felt like he picked the crazy magnet. :-[
callista
09-21-2009, 02:04 PM
^^ that's a good customer!
Evan86
09-28-2009, 11:24 AM
At work on a shitty Thursday night, halfway through my stage spot
Me: Hi, how's your night going *smile*
Him: Do you like hot nekkid guys carrying knives?
Me: *still smiling* sorry? I didn't hear that..
Him: I SAID, do you like big naked guys with big SHARP knives???
Me: ...
Him: Well?
Me: I don't know how to answer that...
It has to be mentioned his mate was standing there looking at him like 'wtf???'
some guys..
SHIT! I'd have flagged down security.
tinydancer85
09-28-2009, 02:53 PM
I had this one custy who was a total sub. I was okay at handling sub's in the club mostly because I really enjoy verbally humiliating them HOWEVER I was never into torturing them (ick's)
Anywho I'm making my sub lick my shoes as I ask him to tell me what kind of perverted, disgusting things he did his last time with his mistress (mind you this is a dominatrix who has a dungeon)
He tells me over the weekend he was locked in a cage for at least 24 hours...
Me: "Wow I bet you enjoyed that didn't you?"
Him: "Well I would of except there was another guy with me in the cage and his balls were in my face the whole time"
Wowwwwwww....:O
ViolaStrings
09-28-2009, 03:13 PM
^ that's AWESOME
MissAlethea
09-29-2009, 05:09 AM
I <3 real subs! So rare, though....
sananeko
09-29-2009, 04:42 PM
At work on a shitty Thursday night, halfway through my stage spot
Me: Hi, how's your night going *smile*
Him: Do you like hot nekkid guys carrying knives?
Me: *still smiling* sorry? I didn't hear that..
Him: I SAID, do you like big naked guys with big SHARP knives???
Me: ...
Him: Well?
Me: I don't know how to answer that...
It has to be mentioned his mate was standing there looking at him like 'wtf???'
some guys..
I would of asked him to define big.
lmiller22134
09-29-2009, 05:14 PM
me- so what brings you here tonight?
ghetto guy- oh i just came to have a drink
me- why here? i mean the drinks are really overpriced, you could have just gone to a regular bar
ghetto guy- it's just money
me- if its just money then why dont you tip the girl on stage?
ghetto guy- i dont like wasting money
me- i thought "its just money."
ghetto guy- I dont like tipping
me- so you didnt tip the bartender?
ghetto guy- oh no i tipped her, shes my friend. I dont like tipping STRIPPERS.
tinydancer85
09-30-2009, 05:54 AM
me- so what brings you here tonight?
ghetto guy- oh i just came to have a drink
me- why here? i mean the drinks are really overpriced, you could have just gone to a regular bar
ghetto guy- it's just money
me- if its just money then why dont you tip the girl on stage?
ghetto guy- i dont like wasting money
me- i thought "its just money."
ghetto guy- I dont like tipping
me- so you didnt tip the bartender?
ghetto guy- oh no i tipped her, shes my friend. I dont like tipping STRIPPERS.
This gets me...its like wtf, purchase a nudie mag and a case of beer and that's wayyyyy cheaper then coming to the strip club.
Evan86
09-30-2009, 08:41 AM
after spending a very quick $150 or so on me, says, "i'll give you $200 if you have sex with me when you get off work."
and he says this like he just offered me a sum of money with several more zeros at the end.
He proceeded to tell me i wasn't worth more than that; and then asked for my manager. He got to talk with my bouncer, who asked what the problem seemed to be.
Grabby perv says, "i walked in with $500...and these two girls took it all from me."
bouncer: "they wouldn't steal it. Did you girls steal it?" we shake our heads.
Perv: "no, i mean they suckered it out of me."
bouncer: "sir, that is their job. This is a strip club."
perv: "i know joe-so-and-so. You'll all be in trouble!" looking at me, he goes, "you fucker!"
lots more gory details, but i thought that was hilarious.
You FUCKER YOU!! Bwaa haaa!
Evan86
09-30-2009, 08:44 AM
I think I have you ladies beat with this one, lol.
This guy and his friend were staring at me while I danced for this person at the stage. He didn't have a dollar out, but I thought he wanted me to go over there anyway. Well, after I was done with the person I was dancing for on stage, I proceeded to go over to this guy and his friend. He gave me this blank stare and I said, "So, did you want a dance?" Thinking he did, afterall he was eyeing me while I was dancing for the other guy. He says, "Um no, I don't want a dance". Humiliated, I decided to reciprocate and tell him that people who sit on stage are suppose to tip. He says, " I got coupons from my job, do you have a cell phone?" He looks at his friend and hands me these coupons!!! WTF???? I yelled at him and told him he should be embarressed for being a cheapskate. He needed to leave the club ASAP. Why do people HAVE to sit at the stage and watch for free? It's the same thing as being in a restaurant and picking off of a strangers plate!!!
Awesome analogy.
lmiller22134
09-30-2009, 04:34 PM
This gets me...its like wtf, purchase a nudie mag and a case of beer and that's wayyyyy cheaper then coming to the strip club.
I dont think he was into watching strippers, hes only into insulting and degrading them.
"You look just like young Barbara Streisand!" - clueless customer who thought he was giving me a compliment
Um, thanks? I didn't realize my schnoz was that big.
Lemonz
10-03-2009, 10:51 AM
"You know why I love strip clubs? There is so much variety and so many girls to choose from. You know, like cars!" <-- I get this and several variations comparing strippers to cars alllll the time.
And also from last time I worked... "Did you ever lick THREE pussies at once?"
Naida
10-10-2009, 06:32 PM
*overheard while in the DJ booth thinking of music for my next set, DJ acting as the doorman for a few while the actual doorman takes a piss*
Customer: How much is cover?
DJ: $12.
Customer: *hands $5*
DJ: Um, it's TWELVE dollars, sir.
Customer: *gives him proper amount now* Do you serve beer?
DJ: *waving him through the second door to the floor* No, it's BYOB.
Customer: *stepping through to floor, now addressing Dancer M* I'd like a Budweiser.
Dancer M: We don't sell beer here, it's BYOB. You know, Bring Your Own Booze?
Customer: Oh, okay... Do y'all serve Budweiser?
At this point, I can't listen anymore because I have to duck down in the booth to keep him from seeing me laughing! Apparently, he went on to ask for beer two more times, then when he decides to go for beer, he asks if he'll be charged to get back in. He's told no and starts to walk out, only to ask the doorman (now back) if he'll be charged for re-entry AGAIN.
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Frat boy: How much is VIP?
Me: $30 for one, $45 for two, and $60 for three (figuring that's the MAX he was gonna spend)
Frat boy: Well, what do you get in VIP?
Me: You get me, half naked in your lap for however many songs you buy.
Frat boy: Doing what?
Me: Dancing? Talking? Why? What do you want?
Frat boy: How much to fuck?
Me: WHAT?
Frat boy: How much to fuck?
Me: We're here to dance, and you're here to look at tits and ass while we dance. You want more than that, you need to go down to the street corner and offer your money to whatever diseased whore you find there!
Frat boy: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you! ...How much for a table dance?
Me: $10 for each song.
Frat boy: *promptly buys three songs and keeps his hands to himself courteously*
^_^ These college boys seem to like when I get short/abusive with them!
M3wlove
10-10-2009, 10:39 PM
Me: We're here to dance, and you're here to look at tits and ass while we dance. You want more than that, you need to go down to the street corner and offer your money to whatever diseased whore you find there!
Frat boy: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you! ...How much for a table dance?
^_^ These college boys seem to like when I get short/abusive with them!
wow..thats a fuckin' lovely response. glad to see that worked with him.
Naida
10-10-2009, 11:23 PM
wow..thats a fuckin' lovely response. glad to see that worked with him.
I have no idea why it works. Older men can't take a hint; they'll spin it around to something like "but I want you" or tell some bullshit story about all the reasons why I SHOULD do extras for them.
I think we'd kinda have to go to a guy for the "why" of it...
DesuvsDeath
10-16-2009, 11:06 AM
I walk out on the floor last night and some guy walks up and asks "If I get a half-hour, can I touch you?"
So I say "Probably not in any way that you're going to want to touch me."
He assures me that he just meant, like, my waist and he'd never ask to touch anything else like some pervert! So he gets a dance and the following conversation takes place:
him "Put your mouth on it!"
me "...on WHAT?"
him "On my cock! Suck my cock through my pants!"
me "Uhh... I don't do... do that. O_O;"
him "All the other girls I get dances from do it!"
me "I guess you should've gotten a dance from them, then"
him "Ugh. Fine. Well. Will you at least touch it?"
me "What? Like give you a handjob through your pants?"
him "Yeah. I like when the girls do that."
me "Uhm. Yeah. I don't... do that either."
him "/grumble. Fine. Well I guess just dance for me."
Maybe thirty seconds go by... and this guy tries to STICK HIS FINGERS IN MY MOUTH.
me "Yeah. Don't do that one either."
him "God! You won't do nothing! Just. Just get off of me. I'm done."
Then as he's walking out, he turns back around and says "You know, you really shouldn't mislead customers... you're going to piss off a lot of people if you keep doing that."
lol.
ViolaStrings
10-16-2009, 11:08 AM
^ ugh, what a rapist.
JayATee
10-16-2009, 02:32 PM
I walk out on the floor last night and some guy walks up and asks "If I get a half-hour, can I touch you?"
So I say "Probably not in any way that you're going to want to touch me."
He assures me that he just meant, like, my waist and he'd never ask to touch anything else like some pervert! So he gets a dance and the following conversation takes place:
him "Put your mouth on it!"
me "...on WHAT?"
him "On my cock! Suck my cock through my pants!"
me "Uhh... I don't do... do that. O_O;"
him "All the other girls I get dances from do it!"
me "I guess you should've gotten a dance from them, then"
him "Ugh. Fine. Well. Will you at least touch it?"
me "What? Like give you a handjob through your pants?"
him "Yeah. I like when the girls do that."
me "Uhm. Yeah. I don't... do that either."
him "/grumble. Fine. Well I guess just dance for me."
Maybe thirty seconds go by... and this guy tries to STICK HIS FINGERS IN MY MOUTH.
me "Yeah. Don't do that one either."
him "God! You won't do nothing! Just. Just get off of me. I'm done."
Then as he's walking out, he turns back around and says "You know, you really shouldn't mislead customers... you're going to piss off a lot of people if you keep doing that."
lol.
I just had a similar thing happen only I didn't dance for him bc I had a feeling he was gonna be a problem and I didnt want to freak out on a customer again....
DesuvsDeath
10-17-2009, 12:23 PM
I just had a similar thing happen only I didn't dance for him bc I had a feeling he was gonna be a problem and I didnt want to freak out on a customer again....
I knew he would be... but I figured I'd give it a try rather than have to deal with explaining to my manager that I wouldn't dance for a customer who hadn't actually done anything yet.
I just had a similar thing happen only I didn't dance for him bc I had a feeling he was gonna be a problem and I didnt want to freak out on a customer again....
Again? *curious* But it's none of my business. Unless you don't mind sharing. ;D
As a whole, this thread is... a little depressing, but HELPFUL. Though after 48 pages, I need to cool off and do something happy. :)
JayATee
10-18-2009, 07:06 PM
Again? *curious* But it's none of my business. Unless you don't mind sharing. ;D
As a whole, this thread is... a little depressing, but HELPFUL. Though after 48 pages, I need to cool off and do something happy. :)
Yeah was not one of my better moments. I really normally do not behave in such a manner but the guy was such a pig I instantly lost it. I wasn't on the floor for 5 secs when this guy ran his hand down my ass and tried to grab my cookie. Normally I would've just had the bouncer throw him out, but for some reason I just lost it that night. I hit the guy square in the face. He was bleeding all over the place. The whole thing was so stupid, but I just didn't have the capacity that night to handle such a thing. It's the second time I've flipped out on a customer. The first time I ever hit someone was when some loser licked my face on stage. I wanted to scream but that was more of just a smack really... Some guys should not be allowed to be in public. They're animals.
Elvia
10-18-2009, 07:08 PM
^^^ What a fucktard. I'm glad you made him bleed.
JayATee
10-18-2009, 07:11 PM
^ It's not my normal behavior like I said. I just... I don't know. I think it was the look on his face that sent me over the edge. I yelled at him first and he just looked at me with this look like "you're a whore what do you care?". That's why I think I freaked honestly.
Elvia
10-18-2009, 07:32 PM
^^^ It's awesome. Make him think twice next time.
I am sorry that happened to you, though.
Christyismyalias
10-18-2009, 07:39 PM
Yeah was not one of my better moments. I really normally do not behave in such a manner but the guy was such a pig I instantly lost it. I wasn't on the floor for 5 secs when this guy ran his hand down my ass and tried to grab my cookie. Normally I would've just had the bouncer throw him out, but for some reason I just lost it that night. I hit the guy square in the face. He was bleeding all over the place. The whole thing was so stupid, but I just didn't have the capacity that night to handle such a thing. It's the second time I've flipped out on a customer. The first time I ever hit someone was when some loser licked my face on stage. I wanted to scream but that was more of just a smack really... Some guys should not be allowed to be in public. They're animals.
LOVE IT. He deserved it.
Once a guy smacked my ass so hard when I was doing a dance turned the other way. He came out of nowhere and I wasn't expecting anything. Just instinctively I smacked/punched the shit out of him in the face and he went down. :) People still come up to me and say stuff about remembering that night I knocked the guy out! :)
Normally I would just yell at them, but sometimes your instincts take over. Our club suspends/fires girl for that kind of stuff though. We can't abuse our customers, even though they are stupid.
Regardless, I'm happy when the instincts kick in, they deserve it.. Assholes.
Christyismyalias
10-18-2009, 07:40 PM
^ It's not my normal behavior like I said. I just... I don't know. I think it was the look on his face that sent me over the edge. I yelled at him first and he just looked at me with this look like "you're a whore what do you care?". That's why I think I freaked honestly.
Yup. He deserved it. I would have done the same thing.
Lola_sinn
10-18-2009, 09:14 PM
Group of customers approaches me early in the night:
Custie: You are sooo hot! You must be from the South, I can tell!
Me(playing along): Wow, how did you know? Nobody can ever tell because I don't have an accent!
Custie: Oh I know all about you, you look like one of those Southern girls. You must be from Kentucky! My buddy here is from North Carolina, so I know all about the South.
Me: Oh really? What state are you from?
Custie: Oh I'm from Philly. I've never been to the South.
....Then a little bit later in the conversation....
Custie: I love your look! You are like a dime a dozen!
Me(sarcastically): Dime a dozen? Really? Thank you, that's such a sincere compliment.
Custie's friend: Yeah, you're a real diamond in the rough!
They went on like this for a couple minutes, and nobody seemed to realize that "dime a dozen" is pretty much the opposite of what they really meant to say, and actually would have been kind of insulting if it wasn't really apparent that they were too dumb to realize their mistake. I didn't have the heart to correct them though, I could tell they were really being sincere.::)
Surprise
10-18-2009, 09:48 PM
him: i want a really good dance, not just an air dance
me: okay, well i will give you a really good and senusal lap dance
him: i like your hands all over me
me: i can do that. (i touch their faces, rub their shoulders, when i dance, very sensual like)
him: i want your hands ALL over me, know what i mean?
me: i'm not giving you a hand job
him: i don't want a handjob
me: okay, then lets go for a dance
him: i'm kinda worried that you said you weren't going to give me a handjob
me: you said you didn't want a handjob
him: yeah, but you just said you weren't going to give me one.
me: you just said you don't want one!! i'm a clean dancer, i'm going to give you a very sexy dance, that's all
him: is there any way we can compromise on this?
charlie61
10-18-2009, 10:19 PM
^Ugh. I get this all of the time. SO not worth his $20 to make me feel like whatever I do won't be good enough.
charlie61
10-18-2009, 10:23 PM
LOVE IT. He deserved it.
Once a guy smacked my ass so hard when I was doing a dance turned the other way. He came out of nowhere and I wasn't expecting anything. Just instinctively I smacked/punched the shit out of him in the face and he went down. :) People still come up to me and say stuff about remembering that night I knocked the guy out! :)
Normally I would just yell at them, but sometimes your instincts take over. Our club suspends/fires girl for that kind of stuff though. We can't abuse our customers, even though they are stupid.
Regardless, I'm happy when the instincts kick in, they deserve it.. Assholes.
I WISH I had this instinct! Instead, my 'kill' instinct appears to involve either crying on my part or just sitting there asking him "Whyyy would you doooo thaaat?" :eye-poppi
The fact that I come across as super alpha until I've been assaulted makes this even more pathetic.
firemaiden04
10-18-2009, 11:40 PM
The only time I've ever hit a customer was maybe a year and a half ago. I was standing at the bar talking to one customer, and another started to walk past me towards the exit. He grabbed my ass in such a way that his fingers were like in my ass crack, very forcefully, like he was actually trying to stick them UP my ass. I don't really remember doing it (I just suddenly started seeing red) but apparently I turned around and just socked the guy, closed fist and all. He stumbled back a few steps and kind of fell over one of our low-to-the-ground rolly chairs. And then I screamed at the bouncer to get him the fuck out of there.
Then I just turned around and picked up the conversation with the first customer right where I'd left off, like nothing had happened. I remember that customer spent a lot on me that night, in such a way like he was terrified I'd do something terrible to him if he didn't.
Naida
10-20-2009, 12:41 PM
The fuck is with all these guys and asking about other girls?
Seriously, dude, fuck you! I'm here to make MY money, not talk shit and earn cash for other girls. I tell guys who ask about them "Well, we really haven't got to know each other, so I can't really say much" or a simple "We're not supposed to talk about other girls, sorry". But I STILL get fucking asked more shit, at which point I say "Sorry, talk to her" and leave.
As for asshats who ask if I can go get another girl, I'll say "Sure, for $10." If they really do fork over the cash, I'll mention it if I bump into her, but I'm not gonna go out of my way.
And the tattoo shit gets me EVERY. FUCKING. NIGHT! Guys who tip me for my time or ask during a dance or regulars on a slow night sure, but jeezus fucking kryst man...
rocketgirl
10-20-2009, 09:09 PM
I don't mind getting another girl for a guy, if we're cool and I know she would do the same for me. It's good karma.
DesuvsDeath
10-20-2009, 09:15 PM
The fuck is with all these guys and asking about other girls?
Seriously, dude, fuck you! I'm here to make MY money, not talk shit and earn cash for other girls. I tell guys who ask about them "Well, we really haven't got to know each other, so I can't really say much" or a simple "We're not supposed to talk about other girls, sorry". But I STILL get fucking asked more shit, at which point I say "Sorry, talk to her" and leave.
As for asshats who ask if I can go get another girl, I'll say "Sure, for $10." If they really do fork over the cash, I'll mention it if I bump into her, but I'm not gonna go out of my way.
And the tattoo shit gets me EVERY. FUCKING. NIGHT! Guys who tip me for my time or ask during a dance or regulars on a slow night sure, but jeezus fucking kryst man...
I had a customer come and interrupt a conversation I was having with another customer... to ask me where the other girl who'd just gotten off stage was.
What. The. Fuck.
And Ugggggh. When customers stop me to ask about my tattoos... I just stare blankly, and then turn around. Statistically speaking... people who stop to ask me about my tattoos aren't going to give me ANY money. And of the ones who do... it's likely to be no more than $2 next time I'm on stage.
mediocrity
10-21-2009, 02:28 PM
I had a customer come and interrupt a conversation I was having with another customer... to ask me where the other girl who'd just gotten off stage was.
What. The. Fuck.
And Ugggggh. When customers stop me to ask about my tattoos... I just stare blankly, and then turn around. Statistically speaking... people who stop to ask me about my tattoos aren't going to give me ANY money. And of the ones who do... it's likely to be no more than $2 next time I'm on stage.
Really? Mine is really unusual and serves as a great conversation piece. It does suck having to explain it a billion times a night. But it's a great icebreaker and men often come to my stage to tip me and give me the whole "OMG can I see your leg?!".
DesuvsDeath
10-21-2009, 03:11 PM
Really? Mine is really unusual and serves as a great conversation piece. It does suck having to explain it a billion times a night. But it's a great icebreaker and men often come to my stage to tip me and give me the whole "OMG can I see your leg?!".
There's a big difference between coming to my stage to tip me to ask about it... or getting a dance so they can get me naked to see it better (both of which happen regularly)... and calling me across the room to ask about it.
People who stop me on the floor or call me across the room to ask about it almost never have any interest in me beyond the tattoo.
knp001
10-21-2009, 07:19 PM
I had to thank you because you have the patience of a saint. Also, you made me lol.
I know this subject has been beaten to death, but MY. GOD. Some (please keep in mind I said some! I've had good) female customers (and males too!) make me want to yank out my hair, I get so frustrated!
I hope that your nights have are usually better! What an awesome customer to have though, in regards to the one who saw you twice.
Oh man, it was like "Full Moon: The Random Edition" last night... sad part was, it wasn't even a full moon, just the football home opener.
Since it's the home opener, I'm wearing a bright orange top and skirt set with Broncos logos on it. This is important.
I'm standing at the bar chatting with a customer, when this crazy drunk girl reaches over and *yanks* at my top, and says "Don't walk around with your titties all in my face!" (Keep in mind she's reaching *over my customer to do this*. She then asks "So, are you a Broncos cheerleader, or just a SLUT?"
I think I got the crazy look, because the bartender yanks her away from me, and my customer stands up in between us like "Whoa there, killer..." The only thing going through my head was "Break the glass, cut the bitch, break the glass, cut the bitch, no, that would be inappropriate. Break the glass, cut the bitch....." (I ended up setting the glass down *very* gently, she ended up getting bumrushed out the door. All is well with the world.)
The happy stripper ending is that my custy and I laughed about her for $300 worth of dances.
Then later that night, same custy (the good one, not drunk girl) is sitting at my stage when this douchebag sits down on the other side and yells "Hey Herpes! Get over here and show me your titties!"
My customer was like "You? Are a very patient woman. Should I go kick his ass?" Me: "Nah, it's Sunday night, they'll have a lot of processing at the jail to do, not worth it. We should mock him viciously while I'm naked in your lap some more, instead." Him: "I like the way you think. Still sorta want to kick his ass, though."
Poor guy, probably felt like he picked the crazy magnet. :-[
JayATee
10-22-2009, 01:04 AM
There's a big difference between coming to my stage to tip me to ask about it... or getting a dance so they can get me naked to see it better (both of which happen regularly)... and calling me across the room to ask about it.
People who stop me on the floor or call me across the room to ask about it almost never have any interest in me beyond the tattoo.
:yes: Im sick of this. Im also sick of the fucktards that stop me to ask me about my music and then dont want to spend anything bc "they just wanted to know the name of the song" ::)
Im beginning to think Im burnt out...
charlie61
10-22-2009, 08:20 PM
^ Hardly surprising. On any given night at work, we all endure hundreds of these little moments. Yeah, you should take a week off just to remember what it's like to not have to deal with that kind of stuff. :grouphug:
Naida
10-23-2009, 01:36 PM
And Ugggggh. When customers stop me to ask about my tattoos... I just stare blankly, and then turn around. Statistically speaking... people who stop to ask me about my tattoos aren't going to give me ANY money. And of the ones who do... it's likely to be no more than $2 next time I'm on stage.
The ones who do tip me tip me well. But you're right, the majority are like $2 on stage and nothing else, if even that.
dtxgirl
10-28-2009, 01:15 AM
Ugh. Thank god it was a good money night, cause otherwise I would have cut a bitch.
Handsy dude I'm dancing for, on the 2nd dance: "Man, you're so hot"
Me: "thank you"
Him (trying to paw me like a ferret digging a nest): You look just like my ex girlfriend. She was hot.
Me: "thank you, I think?"
Him: (trying to grope me): "She didn't really like to be touched. She was so sensitive. I couldn't just ram my dick into her. She'd make me like, turn her on first. It was so annoying. She like, wouldn't let me bite her nipples. I think she's in houston now. I like dancers in miami better. It's more fun there. I live here and there. You remind me of my ex girlfriend.
Me (doing gymnastic feats to avoid having Doc Oc lick my titty): "Uh Huh"
Him (attempting to slide a finger into my t-back and me moving about 3 feet away while removing offending fingers without chopping them off) "You don't like having your pussy touched?"
Me: "NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Him: "huh? why not?
Me: "uh, well for starters I prefer being touched by people I'm dating and attracted to, not random strangers who have probably had their fingers in 4 other girls nasty coochies without washing your hands before me, not to mention I don't have sex for money, PLUS the fact that I've never had an STD and don't plan on ever getting one, much less from some random dude in a strip club. Your dances are $50, and there's a $50 pervert charge. Have a good night".
He actually handed me a $100 bill, and sat there with his mouth gaping as I walked away.
HA!
Elvia
10-28-2009, 01:53 AM
Why oh why does it take some people so long to get it? You spend a good few minutes dodging their hands and moving them out of the way before the sudden, surprising realization that you don't want to be touched finally hits them.
JayATee
10-30-2009, 02:48 PM
Why oh why does it take some people so long to get it? You spend a good few minutes dodging their hands and moving them out of the way before the sudden, surprising realization that you don't want to be touched finally hits them.
Alcohol + Animal Instincts = Stupidity
M3wlove
11-01-2009, 09:37 PM
while grabbing a dumbasses hands away from my crotch, he pulls back and says: be good!
ew.
***
another guy: i didnt wear my suit or shoes so they wouldnt recognize me.
me: where do you work?
another guy: i work in finance in jersey.
***
oh i'd like a dance from you but i only like electronic music.
firemaiden04
11-02-2009, 02:40 AM
Two weekends ago, it was fucking dead at my club, and this group of jackasses came in. One of them apparently remembered me from a last visit, and though his face was familiar, I remembered nothing specific about him. God, he was fucking ANNOYING. He was going on and on for like five minutes about my "gorgeous natural tits," and I managed to handle myself fairly well until I caught the eye of a dancer I'm friendly with, who was standing next to me. We both just cracked up, and I had quite a job hiding that from this douchebag.
They kept wandering in and out of the club, and every time they came back, they were drunker and more annoying. They'd call me over, especially Tit Guy, and then wouldn't want me to leave. This happened maybe four times, and finally I said, as nicely as I could, that I couldn't spend any more time with him (Tit Guy) because I needed to make money, and they weren't spending.
And Tit Guy looks at me in all seriousness and says, "Look, I've given you seven dollars since we got here at 8:30." It was like 1 a.m. when he says this. Then he goes on to bitch about how drinks are so expensive, so that's where all his money is going, and the dancers aren't hanging out with them. I told him that we aren't free entertainment, and if they just want to drink, they should go to some bar that's cheaper. And then he throws out that Seven Dollar line again.
I was just like, "..." I mean, seven dollars. In about four and a half hours. I can buy two gallons of gas with that. Fucking SWEET.
Lola_sinn
11-02-2009, 12:43 PM
Me: "uh, well for starters I prefer being touched by people I'm dating and attracted to, not random strangers who have probably had their fingers in 4 other girls nasty coochies without washing your hands before me, not to mention I don't have sex for money, PLUS the fact that I've never had an STD and don't plan on ever getting one, much less from some random dude in a strip club. Your dances are $50, and there's a $50 pervert charge. Have a good night".
He actually handed me a $100 bill, and sat there with his mouth gaping as I walked away.
HA!
I love that he actually paid the pervert charge! I was getting really angry reading that until the end.
audrey_k
11-03-2009, 07:01 AM
I don't remember the exact dialogue, but this group of middle aged guys came in to work last night and the one I was talking to was trying to convince me to let him "put it
in for just a second." I told him I don't do than and would get fired, and he told me he would "take care" of me and told me three times that his brother had come to the club and done it many times and that should somehow make it OK for me. I told him I didn't care if the manager did it, I would not, and then he had his friend try and convince me!
It seriously never ceases to amaze me how some guys just don't understand why if they offer you x$ you won't sleep with them or blow them or whatever the fuck else they want... And if you explain to them that you just don't do that because you are not OK with it, they just keep offering you more money. I'm not a prostitute and I am not working in a brothel, it's disgusting and insulting to be propositioned... My favorite thing to do with these guys is pracically yell "you want me to do what?? Have sex with you?! Give you a blowjob?! Are you serious?!" it totally humiliates them and they either leave or get kicked out. :D
Oh, and I had another guy last night who will I was dancing for him was trying to pick me up... And bragging about how he was cheating on his wife with another woman. Seriously dude, if you're really hoping to see me outside, talking and BRAGGING about what a disgusting adulterous piece of shit you are is not the way to go about it!::)