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Raquelle21
03-03-2010, 05:17 PM
*Me dancing on stage*
Custie: "I'm gonna make it rain on you!!!!"
Me: "sweet!"
Custie has about $3 in his hand and dollar by dollar swipes it on to the stage....
Me: "Was there a change in the forecast?? Cause that was more like a drizzel or a sprinkle!"


I overheard a co worker one time had a customer say he just wanted to "suck the fart right out of her ass".....yea we laughed about that one in the dressing room for a few weeks!

peachplumpear
03-04-2010, 02:32 PM
^______Oh man, fart fetishists are the funniest, I'm holding my ribs laughing right now lolololol!

mediocrity
03-04-2010, 02:35 PM
*Me dancing on stage*
Custie: "I'm gonna make it rain on you!!!!"
Me: "sweet!"
Custie has about $3 in his hand and dollar by dollar swipes it on to the stage....
Me: "Was there a change in the forecast?? Cause that was more like a drizzel or a sprinkle!"


I overheard a co worker one time had a customer say he just wanted to "suck the fart right out of her ass".....yea we laughed about that one in the dressing room for a few weeks!

Do we know each other?! That was my favourite story to tell ever! A guy told me that during what we referred to as the "chicken pluckers" convention in ATL.

rubyredlipsss
03-04-2010, 05:46 PM
totally reminds of a guy waving a dollar in front of me telling me to make it disappear in my vag and 'make it fly out.' i'm not a god damn magician and my vag is not a top hot to pull tricks out of. he was so fucking persistent about it too, offering me 50 dollars if i could do it...like i'm putting a measly, dirty ass dollar on my lovely...too fucking dirty for me.

ETA: it's been a slew of cheap nasty guys in my club lately.

MissMynxx
03-04-2010, 06:35 PM
I had some damn GEMS last night. I hate men sometimes. Oh my god.

Customer #1 - young, "big pimpin'" thug-wanna be black kid
Me: *notices a guy STARING at me. Like ... holes burning into the side of my head* *is creeped out, walks over* "Hi honey, is there something I can do for you?"

Creepy Guy: Where you from, honey?

Me: Umm ... Salt Lake City...

Creepy Guy: Oh. You Mormon? You live here in town? You like black guys?

Me: So many questions! Well, I'm not Mormon. I do live here in town. And I like ALL guys! *bounce, wiggle*

Creepy Guy: Where you live at?

Me: I don't want to be rude, but that isn't information I give out.

Creepy Guy: You got a man? You got roommates? What time you get off?

Me: Look, honey, unless you want a dance or you plan to tip me for playing 20 questions, I'm going to have to leave.

Creepy Guy: Hey, bitch! All I wanted to know is where you lived so I could hit you up and holla at you sometime! Damn, you white bitches are so fucking RACIST! Not gonna tell a black man where you live. I bet your stuck up ass wouldn't even gimme a little somethin' like a blowjob in the back, would you girl?

Me: *blinks* *runs to get bouncer* *laughs as customer gets thrown out*


Customer #2: older gentleman. Usually my favorite kind to dance for!
Me: *takes customer back for dance*

Old Guy: Oh, you're so beautiful. *lights rests hands on my thighs*

Me: Thank you! *keeps dancing, turns to sit on his lap*

Old Guy: *JIZZES HIS DAMN PANTS WITH NO WARNING* OH! OH! OH!

Me: *sprouts wings and FLIES off his lap* Um, yeah ... I'm going to have to stop dancing now...

Old Guy: That's ok sweetie. I understand.

Me: *whew. Turns to get dressed, catches Old Guy adjusting himself...*

Old Guy: *pulls his hand OUT OF HIS PANTS WITH HIS HAND SOAKED IN CUM AND GRABS MY FUCKING ARM*

Me: What the fucking fuckitty fuck are you doing? Oh my god! *panic, freak out, draw attention of every bouncer in every strip club for 30 miles around*

Old Guy: I WANTED YOU TO HAVE SOMETHING TO REMEMBER ME BY!!!! *whines as he's kicked out*


Seriously - WHY DO I NEED YOUR CUM ON MY ARM TO REMEMBER YOU BY! Fuck, I'm gonna remember your face and NEVER LET YOU IN MY CLUB AGAIN! But that's about it! Were you trying to give me AIDS to remember you by or something?! Fuck!

I sat in teh DR and soaked my arm in rubbing alcohol and took a shower, re-did my hair and makeup and everything after that. I felt so. Fucking. Gross.

mediocrity
03-04-2010, 06:47 PM
^^ I would have smeared my arm all over his fucking face and kicked him in the balls.

MissMynxx
03-04-2010, 06:56 PM
^^ I would have smeared my arm all over his fucking face and kicked him in the balls.

I was seriously about to. I was literally winding back to punch him when the bouncer got there. All the bouncers LOVE me, so when they heard me screaming - they got there FAST. The bouncer that grabbed my arm got a handful of cum himself - the look on his face when he threw the guy out was PRICELESS.

The bouncer wiped his hand on the gross motherfucker's shirt. I was slightly vindicated.

firemaiden04
03-04-2010, 06:58 PM
^^ Oh my god, that is DISGUSTING. If a customer ever did anything like that to me, I would kick the living shit out of him. Seriously, they'd have to call an ambulance. That is...just...GOD!

Otoki
03-04-2010, 08:31 PM
^______Oh man, fart fetishists are the funniest, I'm holding my ribs laughing right now lolololol!
They're such easy money, too!;D

Otoki
03-04-2010, 08:33 PM
I was seriously about to. I was literally winding back to punch him when the bouncer got there. All the bouncers LOVE me, so when they heard me screaming - they got there FAST. The bouncer that grabbed my arm got a handful of cum himself - the look on his face when he threw the guy out was PRICELESS.

The bouncer wiped his hand on the gross motherfucker's shirt. I was slightly vindicated.
This is what I don't get about idiots like that, and women who don't wear panties and try to grind their vaginas on our skin:
IF I HAD A CUT, AND YOU HAD AIDS, I COULD GET IT. What the FUCK is wrong with these people?

luscious sadie
03-05-2010, 12:48 PM
yesterday night I had a custie tell me that he doesn't pay for sexual attention. Fine, I don't know why you're here but whatever. Then he told me that I was too normal to be a stripper. Then he was like "let me guess, you have a university degree or at least a college one and your real name isn't Kate". Then he told me that I should find a new line of work.
sure guy. If you can find me a job where I get to make my own hours, have fun, dance and make 20$ in 3 minutes then I might!

Athenathefabulous
03-13-2010, 02:48 PM
2 cheap idiots were sitting by teh stage. during the first song i politely did my "hey boys by the TIP rail... how are you doing" while holding out my garter, and the grudgingly gave me a dollar. During teh second song, i take my top off, and dance a little for the one guy, who is looking very grudgingly about parting with his dollar
me: "standard tipping rate for sitting in the tipping area is 1$ a song, sweetie."
cheap idiot #1: --starts to put his dollar in my garter
cheap idiot #2: dont give her that. you know, im going to talk to your manager about this.
me: about me reminding you guys to tip?
cheap idiot #2: yes. i am going to talk to the manager about you treating us so rudely
then i see them get up, go to a male floor guy who holds less power than me and bitch to him, then walk out the club. this was the same floor guy who told me i should kick a drink on a rude customer the night before too... so when i got off stage he just laughed. idiots.


in a champagne room later that night:
customer: come on, show me your pussy
me: sorry, cant do that
customer: why not?
me: its against the club rules. sorry
customer: so the club wont let you do it?
me: no sorry
customer: even if someone asks you too?

:rotfl:

firemaiden04
03-13-2010, 03:45 PM
in a champagne room later that night:
customer: come on, show me your pussy
me: sorry, cant do that
customer: why not?
me: its against the club rules. sorry
customer: so the club wont let you do it?
me: no sorry
customer: even if someone asks you too?

:rotfl:

I don't get guys. I mean, what do they really expect?

"So the club won't let you do it?"
"No, sorry."
"Even if someone asks you to?"
"Well, in THAT case--" *flash*

Morons.

Athenathefabulous
03-13-2010, 03:50 PM
I don't get guys. I mean, what do they really expect?

"So the club won't let you do it?"
"No, sorry."
"Even if someone asks you to?"
"Well, in THAT case--" *flash*

Morons.

lol yea, he was being serious too. i think he really believed that it would be ok if he asked.

i think its the 'customer is always right' attitude. they dont realize it doesnt apply to stripclubs.

I get a fair amount of guys who will want me to get topless on the floor and just hang out, which is against the rules in a lot of clubs. i will be like 'sorry its against the rules' and they will be like 'oh its ok. i will just talk to the manager about it and say i requested it.' they seem to think if the manager believes that it was their idea and not our idea, then its ok for us to do it.

its just a lot funnier when it applies to extras. i can just see it-- 'hey can I fuck you' 'no the manager wont let me' 'oh thats ok, ill talk to them and make sure that he knows that i asked for it.'
::)

CKXXX
03-13-2010, 05:03 PM
Yeah thats right up there with "but I WANT you to___". Oh well..I didnt realize you WANTED that..by all means then.

Dumbasses. I've actually had customers in the past who, when I got tired of their excuses and said "go ask that guy(pointing out the biggest bouncer or manager or whoever in the place) and if HE says its ok and I wont get in trouble THEN I'll fuck you, go home with you, etc.." and they have actually gone and ASKED! And were dumbfounded when they were told (usually with an ARE YOU CRAZY tone and expression) ABSOLUTELY NOT.

Athenathefabulous
03-13-2010, 05:09 PM
Yeah thats right up there with "but I WANT you to___". Oh well..I didnt realize you WANTED that..by all means then.

Dumbasses. I've actually had customers in the past who, when I got tired of their excuses and said "go ask that guy(pointing out the biggest bouncer or manager or whoever in the place) and if HE says its ok and I wont get in trouble THEN I'll fuck you, go home with you, etc.." and they have actually gone and ASKED! And were dumbfounded when they were told (usually with an ARE YOU CRAZY tone and expression) ABSOLUTELY NOT.

LMAO. i should start doing this. Lol, that is too funny.

rubyredlipsss
03-13-2010, 06:38 PM
danced for a younger guy last night (not bad looking but not my type) kept going on and on about how we should leave together later and saying "i could go out to a club and get any broad to come home with me, so i know you want to come home with me" (while he continues to buy about 9 dances).

i kept my back turned to him and every time he said something i was rolling my eyes thinking yeah if you're so great then why aren't you out there banging some 'broad' right now. and the only thing i WANT to go home with tonight is my money.

fantasiarene
03-14-2010, 02:39 AM
While I was waitressing Friday night I heard this one (I still dance but I waitress 2 nights a week)--

Guy: When you gonna let me hit that?

Me: Never. I don't date customers.

Like me being a waitress means you're gonna get anything either. It doesn't help I had taken my last prednisone pill so I was still kinda bitchy.

GlitterBexie
03-14-2010, 05:03 AM
Customer: ''So, wat's VIP then?''
Me: ''Well,it starts at £30 for 10 mins....etc etc'' (I do the whole why VIP is so much better spiel
Customer: ''So, a normal, 3 min dance is £10 y)eh?'' And VIP is £30 for ten mins?''
Me: ''Yes hun, that's right, we going upstairs then babe?''
Customer: ''We will, but how about you just give me a VIP for a tenner?''
Me: ''Can't do that sorry hun, Im not allowed''
Customer: ''Course you are, itll be fine, Ill just tell them thats what i want...''
Me: ''No really....Its £10 for 3 mins'

AS IF im gonna waste ten minutes dancing for a tenner even if i WAS allowed!! They dont even get to see my twinkle for a tenner, i hold my hand over it and pretend Im touching myself! What a complete moron!! I would have walked off any other night but the club was soooo dead I had to graft to get £20 out of him!!!

Otoki
03-14-2010, 09:46 AM
lol yea, he was being serious too. i think he really believed that it would be ok if he asked.

i think its the 'customer is always right' attitude. they dont realize it doesnt apply to stripclubs.

I get a fair amount of guys who will want me to get topless on the floor and just hang out, which is against the rules in a lot of clubs. i will be like 'sorry its against the rules' and they will be like 'oh its ok. i will just talk to the manager about it and say i requested it.' they seem to think if the manager believes that it was their idea and not our idea, then its ok for us to do it.

its just a lot funnier when it applies to extras. i can just see it-- 'hey can I fuck you' 'no the manager wont let me' 'oh thats ok, ill talk to them and make sure that he knows that i asked for it.'
::)

My favorite is when they say "Oh, it's OK, I'm friends with [manager]" or, better yet, "Oh, it's OK, I'm friends with [mispronounces the club owner's name]". Oh, really? You know someone who works here? That's great! Let me break the law now that we have THAT obstacle taken care of::)


Yeah thats right up there with "but I WANT you to___". Oh well..I didnt realize you WANTED that..by all means then.

Dumbasses. I've actually had customers in the past who, when I got tired of their excuses and said "go ask that guy(pointing out the biggest bouncer or manager or whoever in the place) and if HE says its ok and I wont get in trouble THEN I'll fuck you, go home with you, etc.." and they have actually gone and ASKED! And were dumbfounded when they were told (usually with an ARE YOU CRAZY tone and expression) ABSOLUTELY NOT.
I have totally done this, and the results are always excellent.

brooklyninphilly
03-14-2010, 10:35 AM
Customer: "How much to take you home with me?"
Me: "I'm priceless baby!!!"

*Brooklyn walks away from said customer*

Amareth
03-14-2010, 07:07 PM
had possibly the creepiest one ever tonight while I was dancing for a guy, and I've had a lot of creeps!

Custie: I don't know why I'm spending so much on you
Me: Because you're in love with me
Custie: Nah, I wouldn't go that far
Me: Ok, because you're in lust with me
Custie: I was in lust with my mother for a bit
Me: Ooookay, I'm just gonna leave that one...

eeewwwww

Athenathefabulous
03-14-2010, 10:14 PM
Customer: ''We will, but how about you just give me a VIP for a tenner?''
Me: ''Can't do that sorry hun, Im not allowed''
Customer: ''Course you are, itll be fine, Ill just tell them thats what i want...''
Me: ''No really....Its £10 for 3 mins'

See! This assuming if they tell management htey want you to break the rules then it will be ok bullshit is out of control!

My favorite is when they say "Oh, it's OK, I'm friends with [manager]" or, better yet, "Oh, it's OK, I'm friends with [mispronounces the club owner's name]". Oh, really? You know someone who works here? That's great! Let me break the law now that we have THAT obstacle taken care of::)


Yea... i like how they also assume that its the manager's right to decide whether we get to fuck them as opposed to our right to decide whether or not we get to fuck them. I guess they assume the managers are our pimps?

and yea...'i am friends with the manager' is one of the biggest signals for me to not waste my time. i will quickly try to make a sale, then bolt. because either a. they just want to feel priveleged and like a vip person because they shook the managers hand and feel like this makes them above spending or b. they actually are there to see the manager and wont spend.




had possibly the creepiest one ever tonight while I was dancing for a guy, and I've had a lot of creeps!

Custie: I don't know why I'm spending so much on you
Me: Because you're in love with me
Custie: Nah, I wouldn't go that far
Me: Ok, because you're in lust with me
Custie: I was in lust with my mother for a bit
Me: Ooookay, I'm just gonna leave that one...

eeewwwww

ive had multiple customers inform me that i remind them of their daughters... sometimes during dances! :O

men are fucking weird.



Customer: "How much to take you home with me?"
Me: "I'm priceless baby!!!"


I like this line. im going to use it in the future.

xParisx
03-14-2010, 10:42 PM
total creepy customer night...

kind of cute guy, mid 20s, tall, attractive: "i'm good at two things...drinking without side effects, and fucking. If you would like to do either with me, let me know."

another customer..short, greasy, sleazy dirty looking italian guy..
me: hey how are you?
him: yeah good, what's you name?
me: Paris
him: that's not what it says on your facebook
*runs away*
creep!!!

Amareth
03-15-2010, 12:26 PM
ive had multiple customers inform me that i remind them of their daughters... sometimes during dances!

men are fucking weird.


Very fucking weird. The daughter thing freaks me out, also had a couple of guys in once that spent a fair bit on me BECAUSE I looked the sister of one of them :O

brooklyninphilly
03-19-2010, 02:44 PM
Last night I got "You have the same body type as my wife only you're more fit."
Uhhhhh...thank you?

ViolaStrings
03-19-2010, 03:21 PM
I think that's a big compliment to you.

glitzy
03-19-2010, 09:04 PM
[Bar is dead. I am reading and highlighting a book for Phil of Mind class.]

Old dude: Whatcha studying thar?
Me: Philosophy... [wait for usual either confused with psychology/condescending/awed response]
Old dude: Philosophyyyyy! Is that some money marketing thing?

brooklyninphilly
03-19-2010, 10:01 PM
I think that's a big compliment to you.

I think so too, I was just kind of confused, but it explains why he didn't want a dance with me. Needed a little variety. ;) I said thank you of course, and was all jokey jokey and said "I bet your wife is a total hottie then"

rubyredlipsss
03-21-2010, 11:51 AM
custie: so you've had kids huh?
me: uhhh no (i look young and get mistaken for being under 20 all the time)
custie: are you sure?? it looks like you've had a baby
me: are you serious? (i'm weigh about 120 and am 5'9 with practically no body fat)
cusite: yeah it looks like you have, you have loose skin right here (proceeds to pinch the skin on my lower stomach, which is barely pinchable) see, it looks like you've had a baby and got back in shape
me: (slaps hand away) um ok, are you 'special'?
--my cue to walk away

more of a guy trying to be an asshole than stupid but still. :banghead:

ViolaStrings
03-21-2010, 11:59 AM
^ wow. Sounds like one of those guys who think if you meet a hot girl you want he should "cut you down" to his size so you feel bad enough about yourself that you would want this ugmo loser.

rubyredlipsss
03-21-2010, 12:05 PM
yeah it was one of those situations where i think he was trying to make me feel bad about myself. the lower part of my stomach sticks out a little naturally (it's genetic, my mom had it too) but it's firm. he's a club regular who comes in and talks to girls and rub on them and grope them but never buys a dance or tips...i don't know why they let him in. he's one of the club regs that's on my hit-list

brooklyninphilly
03-21-2010, 10:50 PM
I had one BIG HUGE guy say "so what have you been up to lately " my answer "oh not much just working" he looked at me and said "working this isn't work it's for fun"

UGGGHHHHH that's the same as "No, really honey, what do you do for your REAL job? I mean REAL life work."

Or "OMG! YOU HAVE THE EAAASIEST JOB IN THE WORRRRLD"

I'm like, are you fucking joking dude????? >:(

rubyredlipsss
03-22-2010, 10:48 AM
well of course it's the easiest job evar! we get to dance for smelly, unattractive dudes, fat and dumb guys all night long whilst getting harassed and fend off grabby guys not to mention we're on our feet in 7/8 inch heels all night ::)

brooklyninphilly
03-22-2010, 02:39 PM
well of course it's the easiest job evar! we get to dance for smelly, unattractive dudes, fat and dumb guys all night long whilst getting harassed and fend off grabby guys not to mention we're on our feet in 7/8 inch heels all night ::)

LOL yeah, I mean when you put it that way i mean who WOULDN'T want to be a stripper!? hehe ;)

KS_Stevia
03-23-2010, 04:40 PM
custie: so you've had kids huh?
me: uhhh no (i look young and get mistaken for being under 20 all the time)
custie: are you sure?? it looks like you've had a baby
me: are you serious? (i'm weigh about 120 and am 5'9 with practically no body fat)
cusite: yeah it looks like you have, you have loose skin right here (proceeds to pinch the skin on my lower stomach, which is barely pinchable) see, it looks like you've had a baby and got back in shape
me: (slaps hand away) um ok, are you 'special'?
--my cue to walk away

more of a guy trying to be an asshole than stupid but still. :banghead:

I've had this happen. Are they fucking kidding? Obviously they have NEVER EVER been intimate with a girl to know that ALL girls have that, its natural to our bodies.

I've also been compared to daughters and wives.

Dood, custies...gain some creativitiy, pls. Same shit for the last 10+ years!

Victoria669Jones
03-23-2010, 04:55 PM
UGGGHHHHH that's the same as "No, really honey, what do you do for your REAL job? I mean REAL life work."

Or "OMG! YOU HAVE THE EAAASIEST JOB IN THE WORRRRLD"

I'm like, are you fucking joking dude????? >:(

I get guys saying that all the time when I'm camming. So irritating. A lot of them actually think that camgirls do it as a way to meet men -LMFAO!

Plus there are the ones that are always trying to get freebies and discounts. ::)

CKXXX
03-23-2010, 09:02 PM
well of course it's the easiest job evar! we get to dance for smelly, unattractive dudes, fat and dumb guys all night long whilst getting harassed and fend off grabby guys not to mention we're on our feet in 7/8 inch heels all night ::)
Not to mention the guys who dont want to admit they have no money so they call you fat or ugly or whatever. Or the guys who assume stripper=hooker and try to get you to give them "your price" for sex, which even if you had one they would say is too expensive if its over $20. Or the guys who think its ok to do things like choke you or hit you because y'know..we arent actual humans or anything. Or the ones who spend all night trying to get your number. Or the ones who "dont get dances because I can get any chick I want for free". Etc...........etc..........etc........


I get guys saying that all the time when I'm camming. So irritating. A lot of them actually think that camgirls do it as a way to meet men -LMFAO!

Plus there are the ones that are always trying to get freebies and discounts. ::)

Oh yeah. LOVE that. Why WOULDNT I want to go out with you Mr. ilovetits34997 who lives 3000 miles away from me. You're my dream guy...whoever you are.

Or the ones who say stupid shit like "show me your pussy with a dildo in it for 20 seconds, then I'll take you private for an hr". yeah sure dude. That makes PERFECT business sense. Hey...ready to pay to see what you've already seen for free?

i swear when it comes to women...ESP women in any aspect of the adult industry...men are dumber then rocks

Lexi_Girl
03-24-2010, 02:47 AM
I had two guys that were super into me, they weren't pushy or anything, but they were both very weird. This was on two different nights, two different customer types and both of them put their hand around my neck o_O

They didn't try to choke me, but it was almost like they thought if they held me tight enough or squeezed me enough that they'd 'get their fill'. Both of them spent more money on me than they had and were just so sad when it was over.

Very, very creepy. I was talking to one of the other girls there and asked if it ever happened to her and she went: o_O "No. Maybe it's 'cause you got that innocent thing going for you."

Heh. Luckily they weren't dangerous, but still rattled me. And just to be clear, they didn't do it in a 'threatening' way, if you can choke someone in a non-threatening way. It was almost like... when you see a small animal that's so cute and you just want to cuddle it soooo hard? It was like that.

Not a comment, but I've just gotten standard comments for the most part.

rubyredlipsss
03-24-2010, 03:17 AM
the etc, etc, etc could not be more true. i'm not trying to brag but i have one of the most proportionate body with no cellulite whatsoever, yet they still try to pinch my skin and tell me in some way or another to imply i've had kids or am fat. cause all strippers have kids or don't have amazing bodies. basically they do whatever they can to get you on their gross low level of ugliness to justify getting a dance from a hot fit dancer ::) whatever happened to the days where nice bodies were appreciated and made the most money. damn those extra girls, i blame them and the pricks who come to see them. ugh! but on a positive note i changed clubs where it pretends to be all high class but the girls don't look it. i love being the hottest chick there. ok i'll stop bragging cause i banked tonight and am feeling good. but csxxx and ks you two crack me up :D

Athenathefabulous
03-24-2010, 10:29 AM
custie: so you've had kids huh?
me: uhhh no (i look young and get mistaken for being under 20 all the time)
custie: are you sure?? it looks like you've had a baby
me: are you serious? (i'm weigh about 120 and am 5'9 with practically no body fat)
cusite: yeah it looks like you have, you have loose skin right here (proceeds to pinch the skin on my lower stomach, which is barely pinchable) see, it looks like you've had a baby and got back in shape
me: (slaps hand away) um ok, are you 'special'?
--my cue to walk away

more of a guy trying to be an asshole than stupid but still. :banghead:

wow what a piece of shit.


man i have to say, i think ive been lucky with customers. ive never had a customer tell me that i was fat or ugly. ive had customers say i wasnt their type, but i cant recall any of them being particularly malicious about it.

MarvelGirl
03-24-2010, 10:42 AM
the etc, etc, etc could not be more true. i'm not trying to brag but i have one of the most proportionate body with no cellulite whatsoever, yet they still try to pinch my skin and tell me in some way or another to imply i've had kids or am fat.

I once had a guy pinch the shit out of me just under my arm and then say "ew, you have armpit fat."

Doood, that's called skin and if it was fat I wouldn't be nearly crying from you pinching it.

giaanna
03-24-2010, 10:58 AM
Thank you girls for making me feel SO FORTUNATE to work where I work. Customers are weird sometimes, but I have NEVER been hit, choked, called fat or a hooker, followed home, been told I resemble someone's daughter (GROSS), or any of the other nasty and horrible things that sound like they've transpired for you all. Most of the time I resent rural New England prudishness, but in this instance, I'm so grateful for the restraint.

I am so lucky to work in a decent club in rural New England.

brooklyninphilly
03-25-2010, 12:30 AM
I had two guys that were super into me, they weren't pushy or anything, but they were both very weird. This was on two different nights, two different customer types and both of them put their hand around my neck o_O

They didn't try to choke me, but it was almost like they thought if they held me tight enough or squeezed me enough that they'd 'get their fill'. Both of them spent more money on me than they had and were just so sad when it was over.

Very, very creepy. I was talking to one of the other girls there and asked if it ever happened to her and she went: o_O "No. Maybe it's 'cause you got that innocent thing going for you."

Heh. Luckily they weren't dangerous, but still rattled me. And just to be clear, they didn't do it in a 'threatening' way, if you can choke someone in a non-threatening way. It was almost like... when you see a small animal that's so cute and you just want to cuddle it soooo hard? It was like that.

Not a comment, but I've just gotten standard comments for the most part.

Some times I feel like the squeezy guys are trying to suck out my life force.

Lexi_Girl
03-25-2010, 02:53 AM
Some times I feel like the squeezy guys are trying to suck out my life force.

Yea, that's how it was. Like if they just squeeze hard enough, they might be able to take a part of me home.

giaanna
03-27-2010, 01:38 PM
Me: Would you like a dance?
Guy: I don't have the money for that.
Me: Well, there's an ATM right there on the wall. Shall we?
Guy: My paw says never to get money outside of town.

1. Honor thy mother and father and all, but this man is 40.
2. Paw? Really? I live NORTH of the Mason-Dixon line. NORTH. Plus, it's not 1933 anymore and hasn't been for 77 years.
3. The "town" he was talking about was the next town over. Don't get too rowdy there, buddy.

I must confess that I was both enchanted and disturbed by his naivete.

GlitterBexie
03-28-2010, 06:02 AM
''So £160 an hour, that's for full sex right?''
''No, that's for an hour of my time in VIP with s many dances as you can handle''
''Well, i wouldn't have paid that anyway! Will you come back to my hotel for £60?''
''No, Im not a prostitute, I don't do that kind of thing''
''Why not?''
''Becasue when i can charge £160 just to sit next to me, why the fuck would i fuck YOU for £60!? Dont insult me you dirty bastard! AS IF id have sex with YOU anyway, if i chose to escort, WHICH I DON'T, i could charge £350 an hour!! Don't come in here and presume im going to have sex with you, you make me sick, go get a prostitute if you want a prostitute, but dont come in here and ask ME!!

etc etc, to be fair i was pretty annoyed and gave it to him both barrells, i wouldnt usually even botherwith people like that, he opened the conversation with ''So this is the knocking shop eh??!!'' At which point, i should have walked away!! I was annoyed before that, it was a bad night with a LOT of knobheads in and i was sick of being asked for extras!! And £60 may be the going rate for a quickie from a street lady, but this cheap ass wanted me t go to his hotel room for a full night! AS IF on soooooo many levels!! I think i was more insulted that he thought he could have me so cheap rather than him actually being so blatant about thinking id do it! Errrrghhhhhh!!

Lexi_Girl
03-28-2010, 07:10 AM
One guy on Friday:

"So how much?"
"Dances are $20 each."
"So what would SIXTY dollars get me?"
"Three dances."
"I heard you can get extras here."
"Not from me."

He ended up spending $40 on dances and was a perfect gentleman while doing it, but what the hell. If he'd spend $40 on dances, why would I give him extras for another $20?

Simone NinaNin
03-28-2010, 07:44 AM
[quote=GlitterBexie;1919032]''So £160 an hour, that's for full sex right?''
''No, that's for an hour of my time in VIP with s many dances as you can handle''
''Well, i wouldn't have paid that anyway! Will you come back to my hotel for £60?''
''No, Im not a prostitute, I don't do that kind of thing''
''Why not?''


This happens a lot to me. Here is my best response:

Guy: "How much for sex?
Me: "Sorry honey, we aren't having sex"
Guy: "Why not?"
Me: (disgusted eye roll look) "Cause I don't want to"

hehehe}:D

Amareth
03-28-2010, 07:54 AM
Guy: "How much for sex?
Me: "Sorry honey, we aren't having sex"
Guy: "Why not?"
Me: (disgusted eye roll look) "Cause I don't want to"

Love this! Will have to start using it.

I used this one once:

Custie: Do you do sex?
Me: Yeah, I do sex
C: Really?
Me: yep
C: REALLY?
Me: Yeah, I have sex with my bf all the time, it's great
C: Oh... so not with me then
Me: Haha, no! Why would I wanna have sex with you? You're minging

Just seeing his face light up so much then get really disappointed was hilarious. He and all his mates were being cheap wankers asking all the girls for sex and extras.