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sorsi
03-28-2010, 08:20 AM
Custie: Do you do sex?
Me: Yeah, I do sex
C: Really?
Me: yep
C: REALLY?
Me: Yeah, I have sex with my bf all the time, it's great
C: Oh... so not with me then
Me: Haha, no! Why would I wanna have sex with you? You're minging

Just seeing his face light up so much then get really disappointed was hilarious. He and all his mates were being cheap wankers asking all the girls for sex and extras.

hahahahaha that is brilliant! Would have loved to see his face. ;D

Lisbeth
03-30-2010, 11:46 AM
So I've been retired for a bit now, but decided to look the forums up again and felt the need to post my all time best customer comment.

Mid dance, amidst the sputters of 'oh you're so hot, oh I just wanna, I wanna' I hear 'I wanna break you down like a shotgun!'

He looked pleased, I tried not to look confused, then practically ran to the dressing room once the dance was over to keep from laughing at him publicly. None of the other girls understood it either... Dancing gave me one hell of a poker face.

Then there was the Zombie Guy, he would grab your boobs and shake them (almost like he was curious if they were attached) and I suppose he was groaning, but his grunts and groans sounded more like a zombie.

There was also Fish Face Guy, who literally made fish faces and little popping noises with his mouth while I danced. Extremely comical. Did it every time. I still don't get it. Those were a few of my favorites.

Harleigh HellKat
03-30-2010, 11:58 AM
I've seen a few fish faces. They usually do that when your boobs get anywhere near their face. It's like they are trying to catch them in their mouth..? Ew. Not attractive. Like, if my bf did that, I'd probably not boink him for it... so why does a total stranger think he can do it and be sexy?

Had a few zombie guys too. And dirty talkers. Had a drunk guy with drool coming out of the corner of his mouth that you could see in the blacklight.

I had a guy ask to suck my boobies in a contact club... he had a fixation on boobs because his mother breast fed him too long. I politely declined. He went further into his explaination of his fetish. I didn't ask for any more dances. ::)

NikkaR
03-31-2010, 10:45 PM
he had a fixation on boobs because his mother breast fed him too long.

Aaah! Hahaha so that explains it! These guys aren't creepy assholes, after all... their mothers just breastfed them until the age of 6 ::)

Harleigh HellKat
03-31-2010, 11:16 PM
Their moms are just creepy. It runs in the family.

And he's still creepy... because he felt the need to share that with me.

And I think a guy asking to suck on someone's boobs in a public place is pretty creepy. Yes, the club allowed some contact, but seriously? I'm not falling all over myself to suck on guys' wieners in public. I don't care if it was Brad Pitt. Still creepy. ::)

KikiStar
03-31-2010, 11:41 PM
Me to older wart covered gent: Hey Handsome, would you like some company?
Mr. Wart Covered Gent: Only if it isn't going to result in you making fun of my wart that looks like Ted Kennedy.
Me: (Trying to remember who the fuck Ted Kennedy was) Oh, I'd never make fun of anything that couldn't defend itself!
Mr. Wart Covered Gent: (Laughs) I like you, here have some money for your time. (Pulls out $500...not bad for a Tuesday!)

Same night but 1hr from closing time:

Me to guy who smells like shoes: Hi there, want some company?
Mr. Smells Like Shoes: Sure! You look smokin' hot! I mean fuck, you are so, so, so beautiful, how can a guy not want you.
Me: *giggle* Oh, you are such a bullshitter!
Mr. Smells Like Shoes: Say, how much for you to come home and fuck me?
Me: *forced smile* Hmm, I dunno, what does my price tag say? Oh yeah, NOT FOR SALE.
Mr. Smells Like Shoes: Well instead of going home with me, how about VIP?
Me: *Sexy sultry voice* I've got an idea, why don't you go fuck yourself!
Mr. Smells Like Shoes: Does that cost extra?

....*dramatic eye rolling*

rubyredlipsss
04-01-2010, 12:42 PM
^maybe i'm just greedy but why didn't you do vip with him? i mean i get it when guys are badgering and i don't know how much your vips are and sometimes its not worth putting up with it. but, i digress his last response was straight up STUPID hahaha.

J.D.
04-02-2010, 12:49 AM
Here's my new response...

"Does your dick reach your ass? Good, then go fuck yourself."

Silk_Spectre
04-02-2010, 03:52 AM
"-A feminist stripper?! Isn't that kind of like... being a jew and a Third Reich supporter?!"

"Actually, no... Not in the slightest."

:sarcastic

Harleigh HellKat
04-02-2010, 08:33 AM
^^LOLZ.

Otoki
04-02-2010, 10:08 AM
^maybe i'm just greedy but why didn't you do vip with him? i mean i get it when guys are badgering and i don't know how much your vips are and sometimes its not worth putting up with it. but, i digress his last response was straight up STUPID hahaha.
I wondered that as well.

Otoki
04-02-2010, 10:09 AM
"-A feminist stripper?! Isn't that kind of like... being a jew and a Third Reich supporter?!"

"Actually, no... Not in the slightest."

:sarcastic
Amazing. Seriously.

The amount of ignorance a majority of people have about the diversity of thought within feminism blows my mind and disappoints me all at once.

DesuvsDeath
04-02-2010, 10:38 AM
Me: Would you like a dance?
Guy: I don't have the money for that.
Me: Well, there's an ATM right there on the wall. Shall we?
Guy: My paw says never to get money outside of town.
This is possibly the most amazing thing I've ever read on this message board.
I laughed SO HARD.

Harleigh HellKat
04-02-2010, 01:13 PM
Amazing. Seriously.

The amount of ignorance a majority of people have about the diversity of thought within feminism blows my mind and disappoints me all at once.

I know! Do we all have to be non-shaving, man-hating hippies that burn bras? I smell a stereotype.

That convo made me lol. Probably the same type of guy that doesn't think men can support feminism.

Men in strip clubs say the most awkward things. I think I read somewhere about an Asian stripper who had guys bowing at her and greeting her in Japanese. If I'm not mistaken, she's Korean. ::)

girlundressed
04-03-2010, 06:30 PM
Oddest thing as of late:
"I bet you hear this all the time, but I really like your glasses and how your left canine sticks out."

Most annoying thing as of late:
I sat down in one of the back booths to relax and put my feet up. Guy sits at the table in front of me while I ignore him. He brings his chair over and starts chatting so I just talk and nod and watch the stage, then his friend and friend's girlfriend come over and shove me off my seat, literally telling me to, "get to walking whore", "we were here first", "we know what you're trying to do", "you're such a pathetic slut, trying to say you're not working him", and etc. I was just in shock for a while. Luckily I went and got my favorite bouncer who tossed their asses out on the pavement for it, but it was just so weird and out of the blue when I was obviously trying to ignore his friend.

M3wlove
04-03-2010, 10:53 PM
this guy buys a dance from me and tries to grope me at first. after it's over he goes,

WOW. you're the loveliest thing ive seen in 5 years. in my whole LIFE. im gonna follow you home.

O_O

i had to get the bouncer to make sure he didnt follow me, cause he started to beg me not to leave when i was done.

Harleigh HellKat
04-04-2010, 11:27 AM
Why... do people like this even walk in the front door?


Oddest thing as of late:
"I bet you hear this all the time, but I really like your glasses and how your left canine sticks out."

Most annoying thing as of late:
I sat down in one of the back booths to relax and put my feet up. Guy sits at the table in front of me while I ignore him. He brings his chair over and starts chatting so I just talk and nod and watch the stage, then his friend and friend's girlfriend come over and shove me off my seat, literally telling me to, "get to walking whore", "we were here first", "we know what you're trying to do", "you're such a pathetic slut, trying to say you're not working him", and etc. I was just in shock for a while. Luckily I went and got my favorite bouncer who tossed their asses out on the pavement for it, but it was just so weird and out of the blue when I was obviously trying to ignore his friend.

Otoki
04-04-2010, 11:49 AM
Oddest thing as of late:
"I bet you hear this all the time, but I really like your glasses and how your left canine sticks out."

Most annoying thing as of late:
I sat down in one of the back booths to relax and put my feet up. Guy sits at the table in front of me while I ignore him. He brings his chair over and starts chatting so I just talk and nod and watch the stage, then his friend and friend's girlfriend come over and shove me off my seat, literally telling me to, "get to walking whore", "we were here first", "we know what you're trying to do", "you're such a pathetic slut, trying to say you're not working him", and etc. I was just in shock for a while. Luckily I went and got my favorite bouncer who tossed their asses out on the pavement for it, but it was just so weird and out of the blue when I was obviously trying to ignore his friend.

Wow. Those assholes would totally surprise me, too. Good on you for getting them thrown out.

Harleigh HellKat
04-04-2010, 12:06 PM
Oh, here's a doozy.

One time this 70 year old man told me about how he was going to shoot some guy that ripped him off for 200 bucks. The 70 year old man gave him 200 dollars for cocaine and the guy ran off with it. :O

Ok, let's break this down... I had no clue that geriatric people still did drugs, UPPERS no less. Like, is that good for your heart? And not only that, I had no clue they still got gangsta over drug deals. And I'd have to say that's probably the first time a 70 year old man has scared the shit out of me.

Ummm I have to go, ummm talk to the DJ. In the dressing room while I fix my makeup and go pee to go on stage. Someone's calling my name. Kthnxbai! ::hides::

I guess Tony Montana had to retire one day... Just didn't expect to run into him in North Carolina. :D

fantasiarene
04-05-2010, 03:43 AM
Here's one from Saturday night. Hadn't heard this one said to me in a very long time.

Custie: I can take you away from all this.

Me: I've done this for 8 years. I enjoy dancing.

Custie: Oh no you really don't. You need to come with me. I can get you out of all this.

Okay whatever dude. I wouldn't do this if I didn't enjoy it number 1. Number 2 you've only given me $3. What makes you think you have the money to take care of me? Grrr. I told the guy I've been dating this (he happens to work the door at the club and has for a couple years now) and he laughed and said the guy couldn't afford me.

This wasn't something said but something stupid the guy did. Also happened Saturday night. Guy comes in with what's left of a blunt in his mouth and is walking around with it. Guy is sitting in front of stage 1 and decides to light it up. The door guy makes him crush it and tells the manager who's also having to dj since the dj called in. Unfortunately that guy wasn't thrown out but he'll never get to come back in.

Juliette25
04-05-2010, 08:57 AM
This wasn't something said but something stupid the guy did. Also happened Saturday night. Guy comes in with what's left of a blunt in his mouth and is walking around with it. Guy is sitting in front of stage 1 and decides to light it up. The door guy makes him crush it and tells the manager who's also having to dj since the dj called in. Unfortunately that guy wasn't thrown out but he'll never get to come back in.
My god, what an idiot! LOL

Lexi_Girl
04-10-2010, 06:38 AM
Ulg. Last night, for the first time in 10 years, I felt okay about my hips.

Then some douche came up to me and said 'Oh, wow, love handles. I love it!'

So much for that :|

Juliette25
04-10-2010, 07:32 AM
Ulg. Last night, for the first time in 10 years, I felt okay about my hips.

Then some douche came up to me and said 'Oh, wow, love handles. I love it!'

So much for that :|
Awww :hug: He did say he loved it. I'm sure you're beautiful and have no reason to feel self conscious.

Lexi_Girl
04-10-2010, 07:48 AM
Awww :hug: He did say he loved it. I'm sure you're beautiful and have no reason to feel self conscious.


Thanks <3 Just hit my weakpoint is all. I have hips that look like a permanent muffin top. It took me years to realize what I have is not what a muffin top is! But they definitely do stick out, and his friend did get a dance with me earlier.

MonicaF
04-10-2010, 09:02 AM
"Sorry, I don't get dances, but I'd love to take you to dinner."

That irritated me above and beyond all else when I was stripping full time.

Simone NinaNin
04-10-2010, 12:42 PM
"Sorry, I don't get dances, but I'd love to take you to dinner."

That irritated me above and beyond all else when I was stripping full time.


"I'm not hungry, I'm horny" }:D

Harleigh HellKat
04-10-2010, 01:04 PM
That is an AWESOME line... but with my luck they'd just be like... 'well we can skip dinner and hit the sheets!' ugh... customers.

Simone NinaNin
04-10-2010, 01:26 PM
That is an AWESOME line... but with my luck they'd just be like... 'well we can skip dinner and hit the sheets!' ugh... customers.
me "I want to go play with you NOW. I don't get off of work until 3 am"
him "well then, come home with me at 3"
me "I am not a patient woman. I want to go play NOW. I picked you becasue you have that naughty look in your eye. Come with me"

at that point, he is yes or no and I go to the couch with him or move on. I seriously try to keep the comebacks flowing no matter what curve ball he throws at me. Even if I don't get him to the couch, I stay in character.
;)

Harleigh HellKat
04-10-2010, 02:25 PM
You're a genius. :D

I'm going to have lots of hustle tonight, yay-uhhhh!!!

firemaiden04
04-10-2010, 02:34 PM
Last night, there was some weird Brazillian dude there when I got to work. He had good money, but he kept trying to make out with the girls, or finger them, or whatever. I gave him a table dance when I got there, and he was going on and on about how he loved blondes. But I finally got sick of him trying to get me to kiss him, and I went somewhere else. After a few minutes, I was sitting at the bar with another guy and the Brazillian dude came up on the other side of me and told me I was "Really hot, but need to lose some weight," and grabbed my stomach, and walked off. I'm 5'5" and weigh like 110, or 115 when I'm on my period (which I am now). But my stomach is usually completely flat, so I was like, "What?!!" Douchebag.

Harleigh HellKat
04-10-2010, 02:45 PM
This is odd as a lot of brazilians seem to prefer curvier women anyway.

I would have told him he was ugly, pathetic, and couldn't even get laid by his own hand so he has to attack the self esteem of others while drowning his sorrows in alcohol and nekkid women that he has to pay for attention because no one likes him and he has no friends. Then I would have told him to do the world a favor and jump off a cliff. But I can be mean like that. Especially when I'm ragging. :D

Simone NinaNin
04-11-2010, 01:12 AM
You're a genius. :D

I'm going to have lots of hustle tonight, yay-uhhhh!!!


Yay!! How did you do? Please tell me you made a fucking fortune.
xoxo

XAnastasiaX
04-11-2010, 05:03 AM
Older Guy ( which usually is my target): I love your school girl outfit how old are you?
Me: ( this was a few years back) I'm 19
Older Now creepy guy: Let's pretend you are 15 and call me daddy
Me: Okay Daddy how about i dance for you then
Older seriously creepy guy: Your'e hott you remind me of my granddaughter
Me: Puts top on and ends dance


I don't mind fetish customers ( usually prefer them) but this guy was WAY over the top and kinda freaked me out.

As far as other things go I had a guy who used to come in and measure me like 3 times during my shift ( he was an architect too) as if it was gonna change? Cool guy, he even had a book of all the girls he liked it was strange but hey if numbers get ya going who am I to judge right.

Harleigh HellKat
04-11-2010, 12:20 PM
Nah not really... night started out well but my hustle got ruined by some drunk/drugged up girl stealing my customers and flashing her coochie all over the place. For free. The night then got REALLY weird when she overdosed and had a seizure. o_O

But I intended on going to work to make money, it just didn't happen cause of everything going on. Bad vibes. I kinda felt bad because I was hoping she'd go away and then I found out that she did... in an ambulance!!

Simone NinaNin
04-11-2010, 12:28 PM
Nah not really... night started out well but my hustle got ruined by some drunk/drugged up girl stealing my customers and flashing her coochie all over the place. For free. The night then got REALLY weird when she overdosed and had a seizure. o_O

But I intended on going to work to make money, it just didn't happen cause of everything going on. Bad vibes. I kinda felt bad because I was hoping she'd go away and then I found out that she did... in an ambulance!!

OMG! I hate that! There was a girl once who almost died in the bathroom from drugs. It's so scary and I don't understand how people think they can get fucked up at work. It's a job for G-d sake. A job!!! WTF??

Harleigh HellKat
04-11-2010, 12:53 PM
Yeah I know... granted it's a job at a bar, but a job nonetheless. You wouldn't be all geeked up working at Office Max, so why would you at a club?

I think she was a pathological liar also. She told me she loved doing XTC, in front of a customer (inappropriate) then when I was like 'I have no clue what you're talking about...' she was like 'uhhhh me either I've never rolled because I have seizures.' What happens next? She has a freakin seizure. Apparently it was 100 percent drug induced too.

She also told me she was on suicide girls and made 3 grand a month working there. o_O I laughed. I know a few SG's and I know how their contract and set approval works, unless they've changed drastically in the past few months.

Anyways back on subject: I had a guy last night tell me he didn't want a dance because he didn't want to go home with a hard on. Again, I laughed.

Simone NinaNin
04-11-2010, 01:07 PM
^baby, you're not going home with a hard on. You are going to leave it here. We are going to be so horny after this couch dance, you are going to have to go to the men's room and rub one out. I'll go to the dressing room and get myself off. It's gonna be so fucking hot. Let's go play.

ViolaStrings
04-11-2010, 02:59 PM
^ uh, ewwww. No.

Simone NinaNin
04-11-2010, 03:04 PM
^ uh, ewwww. No.


Warning! I talk real dirty talk. I hope I didn't offend you. 8)

Athenathefabulous
04-11-2010, 03:18 PM
^baby, you're not going home with a hard on. You are going to leave it here. We are going to be so horny after this couch dance, you are going to have to go to the men's room and rub one out. I'll go to the dressing room and get myself off. It's gonna be so fucking hot. Let's go play.



I would be wary of encouraging customers to go jack off in the bathroom /:O.

Lexi_Girl
04-11-2010, 03:18 PM
Warning! I talk real dirty talk. I hope I didn't offend you. 8)

I'm just curious how you deal with guys who want more 'follow through' on your dirty talk while still remaining dirty? Like, genuinely.

Simone NinaNin
04-11-2010, 03:32 PM
I'm just curious how you deal with guys who want more 'follow through' on your dirty talk while still remaining dirty? Like, genuinely.


The bathroom comment, for example, I take him to the couch, talk a little dirty, ask for another and another until he stops spending. Then I tell him that I am so horny and I am going in the back to finish myself off. I want him to go to the bathroom (I don't care if he jerks off in the stall- it has no effect on me). I tell him to come back Monday night and tell me about it because I am naughty and it turns me on. Then I go back to the DR , get a drink of water, fix my makeup, and head back out there. In my opinion, everyone is happy.


Sex talk doesn't offend me in the slightest. I started out as a booth girl and this is how I learned to make money. I realize it isn't for everyone, but it works for me.

Lexi_Girl
04-11-2010, 04:28 PM
I meant more in, say, this scenario:

"Oh man, I'm just so horny."

"Oh yea? I bet you'd love it if I sucked your nipple/rubbed you/stuck it in you/did other extras thing."

Athenathefabulous
04-11-2010, 04:51 PM
The bathroom comment, for example, I take him to the couch, talk a little dirty, ask for another and another until he stops spending. Then I tell him that I am so horny and I am going in the back to finish myself off. I want him to go to the bathroom (I don't care if he jerks off in the stall- it has no effect on me). I tell him to come back Monday night and tell me about it because I am naughty and it turns me on. Then I go back to the DR , get a drink of water, fix my makeup, and head back out there. In my opinion, everyone is happy.


Sex talk doesn't offend me in the slightest. I started out as a booth girl and this is how I learned to make money. I realize it isn't for everyone, but it works for me.

Honestly, i think it is great that your hustle tips fit in at your club, but since you have only worked there and at one other club, you should be a bit cautious in giving out this advice to newbies who might very likely work at a completely different style of club than you do.

i think the other girls on this board who have worked at an expansive set of clubs would agree with me that comments like that would get you thrown you in with the dirty girls in a lot of other clubs. not only that, but at a lot of other clubs it might cause safety issues with the customers just as much as promising extras would.

if its what makes you money safely where you are at, more power to you. but with a lot of girls here, not only do some find it tacky (this is very subjective), it would actually cause problems to start talking like that.

Simone NinaNin
04-11-2010, 04:59 PM
I meant more in, say, this scenario:

"Oh man, I'm just so horny."

"Oh yea? I bet you'd love it if I sucked your nipple/rubbed you/stuck it in you/did other extras thing."

I assume this is the guy saying he wants to do the extras? If so, try this:

YOU "Man, I'm so horny"
HIM "Oh Yea? I bet you'd love it if...
ME "OMG! I LOVE that. Come to the couch and tell me all about how you would do that to me. Just hearing about it turns me on"


Feel fre to PM me if you want to discuss it further.

xoxo

Simone NinaNin
04-11-2010, 05:01 PM
Honestly, i think it is great that your hustle tips fit in at your club, but since you have only worked there and at one other club, you should be a bit cautious in giving out this advice to newbies who might very likely work at a completely different style of club than you do.

i think the other girls on this board who have worked at an expansive set of clubs would agree with me that comments like that would get you thrown you in with the dirty girls in a lot of other clubs. not only that, but at a lot of other clubs it might cause safety issues with the customers just as much as promising extras would.

if its what makes you money safely where you are at, more power to you. but with a lot of girls here, not only do some find it tacky (this is very subjective), it would actually cause problems to start talking like that.


Disclaimer! I have worked at the same club for many, many years.
Diclaimer! I talk dirty. really, really dirty and some girls might be offended.
Disclaimer! Don't try this at home.

Better? ;) hehe

vivylicious
04-11-2010, 05:47 PM
*old guy walks by me with bug eyes at work*
Me: *awkwardly* …what’s up?
Old guy: me

Customer: your body is so beautiful it’s like a piece of art… it’s like Picasso painted it or something
Me: uhhh
Customer: yeah nevermind that would mean your boob would be like painted green or some weird shit, maybe not the best analogy

this is a conversation i had with a nerdy regular we have nicknamed "the mole" (for obvious reasons) while i was giving him a dance. zoe is a dancer at our club

The Mole: I see you’re a clean slate
Me: …what does that mean
The Mole: I mean you’re not all tatted up like me *he starts showing me his tattoos*
Me: Why do you have a tattoo of that cat?
The Mole: Because that is my favorite cat in the animal kingdom hierarchy of cats
Me: Oh…
The Mole: I’m saving up for another one
Me: Of what?
The Mole: A pixie that has dragon wings
The Mole: It’s gonna be like zo
Me: …zo?
The Mole: Zo, in other words zoe
Me: Oh… how so?
The Mole: It’s gonna have her hair color
Me: So… blonde?
The Mole: yeah
Me: that's pretty sweet...

ViolaStrings
04-11-2010, 07:48 PM
I assume this is the guy saying he wants to do the extras? If so, try this:

YOU "Man, I'm so horny"
HIM "Oh Yea? I bet you'd love it if...
ME "OMG! I LOVE that. Come to the couch and tell me all about how you would do that to me. Just hearing about it turns me on"


Feel fre to PM me if you want to discuss it further.

xoxo

No one needs your phone sex operator wisdom.

Simone NinaNin
04-11-2010, 08:25 PM
No one needs your phone sex operator wisdom.

Why not? This is a job, a career. It's about making money. Not about having a pissing match on a forum. If another girl asks a question, I have a right to answer whether you agree with my advice or not. Be slective, but not nasty. There is a subtle difference.

Athenathefabulous
04-11-2010, 09:05 PM
^^ the advice you are giving is encouraging girls to do what is essentially on par with extras in several clubs. And while the veterans can be selective and know where/when/what is appropriate, the newbies are a lot more naive.

There is a reason why mostly the newer girls appreciate the advice. Those of us who have danced in a variety of clubs consider this to be bad, and rather dirty for that matter, advice.


If it's cool in your club, more power to you. But it is NOT cool in the majority of clubs across the states.