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MissAlethea
05-30-2010, 10:13 PM
I call the creepy vibe guys "coffee guys"- they like their women like they like their coffee. Ground up and in the freezer. :-\
Best to just be polite and unmemorable- that way they don't fixate on you. These guys are also the reason I own large caliber firearms and keep them close at hand at home..... Eeeeee....
mediocrity
05-31-2010, 06:42 AM
Here's my new response...
"Does your dick reach your ass? Good, then go fuck yourself."
I never, ever, ever question why you are my best friend. I love you!
ViolaStrings
05-31-2010, 08:54 AM
Maybe he's been reading this guy's blog:
You want stupid, read ALL of the comments. This is why when someone gives me a creepy vibe I don't dance for them. I hope they don't have strip clubs in Norway. If they do, I hope they don't let this psycho in.:O
This guy is awful!
anouk.oui
06-02-2010, 12:54 AM
me: coming for a dance?
custy: i cant its too immoral. im a family man.
me: but youre already in here. what are u doing then?
custy: just looking [stares down girl on stage]
custy: if i come for a dance can i suck your tits?
me: sorry cant let you do that. youre a family man.
custy: i can get a divorce!
Avery90
06-02-2010, 03:09 AM
Maybe he's been reading this guy's blog:
http://eivindberge.blogspot.com/2009/05/rape-is-equality.htm
You want stupid, read ALL of the comments. This is why when someone gives me a creepy vibe I don't dance for them. I hope they don't have strip clubs in Norway. If they do, I hope they don't let this psycho in.:O
That guy is SICK!!!!! he says "The first step is to stop respecting women and not have any sympathy for actual rape victims either. I have at least reached that point. In fact, I gloat when a woman is actually raped. Since women and the law do not care if we actually rape and only care about obtaining convictions, we might as well get our money's worth." Is it bad if I feel I want to KILL him>:( or maybe he needs to be ass raped I mean I was raped and this comment is truely upsetting to me:'( having PTSD from it I still have flashbacks and nightmares to this day. If any of my guy friends ever heard a guy say that they would torture them. I know its freedom of speech but some things shouldnt be said.:-X
Sorry didnt mean to change the subject just have to bitch bout it real quick.
Autumn Lily
06-02-2010, 08:08 AM
About a month and a half into dancing, I sat with this guy who normally sits with another dancer but she was out that day, and he invited me to have a drink with him.
He kept going on about how his ex-wife left him for another man and how he's extremely passive aggressive about it but plans to kill both of them o_o;;
And then he asked me for a lapdance, and in the lapdance he goes "You look an awful lot like my sister in law..."
I pause for a moment and go "...Is that a bad thing?"
"Oh no, not at all!"
So we finish, and as we're heading out of the LD area, I go "Thank you very much, enjoy the rest of your day!"
And he leaves me with "Oh the pleasure was all mine! It's not every day you get to have a lap dance from your sister in law" and winks at me.
.... o_o;;
Harleigh HellKat
06-02-2010, 09:59 AM
Yeah that guy deserves a slow painful death. I'm for the death sentence for violent sex offenders. Except the death sentence isn't slow and painful enough, so I'm for torture and lynching of violent sex offenders.
Ok female customer gets a dance from a friend of mine and CLAWS the fuck out of her back while she's dancing. I'm talking, draws blood and everything. Then she asked her to go to the bathroom and eat her out. o_O
mediocrity
06-02-2010, 12:05 PM
^^ WTF. That sounds crazy. Drew blood? Gross. That's unsanitary.
Harleigh HellKat
06-02-2010, 12:08 PM
Yeah. I almost went over there to dance for her because it was a dead night and she and her boyfriend were 'kinda' spending. But I was like... nahhhh they're near the stage. Glad I didn't!!! Oh she did it during a 10 dollar dance too! Like wtf now that girl has to have claw marks all over her at work for 10 bucks.
mediocrity
06-02-2010, 12:12 PM
Yeah. I almost went over there to dance for her because it was a dead night and she and her boyfriend were 'kinda' spending. But I was like... nahhhh they're near the stage. Glad I didn't!!! Oh she did it during a 10 dollar dance too! Like wtf now that girl has to have claw marks all over her at work for 10 bucks.
Dude. This is why I am hella firm in telling girls HAY LADEEZ SAME RULES FOR GIRLS AS FOR GUYS PLZ!
I have gotten so much more trouble from lady customers then men. I think I have bad luck.
jennsweet
06-02-2010, 12:45 PM
"...are you into piss and shit?" I was STOPPED in my tracks and walked away. I avoided him for the rest of the night but i could feel him staring at me all night. WAYYY too creepy. I'm going to leave next time i get that guy.
~i know this belongs in the CREEPY comments rather than stupid comments thread, but figured it was worth sharing
pixierocksonthepole
06-02-2010, 01:28 PM
I hated when older customers told me I looked like family members or daughters...it is just too much info. If you enjoy the dance thats awesome but please...I don't need those kinds of details.
Harleigh HellKat
06-02-2010, 04:31 PM
Ditto. TMI.
On the other hand I danced for an incredibly sweet deaf guy once who told me I looked like his high school sweetheart. In a sea of creepy or rude or cheap people, it's those few wonderful customers that make the job worth it. <3
rubyredlipsss
06-02-2010, 07:48 PM
i already posted this in the creepy thread but yeah i've had a guy show me a pic of his daughter saying how much i looked like her (i did) and didn't want to get a dance. and changed his mind only to get multiple dances and left immediately after.
also this isnt really a stupid customer comment because the dude doesn't talk. but he's always at the club, with a coffee and asleep.
i don't know what it is about people taking naps at clubs (dancers and custies) but wtf when was sc a place for naptime?
jennsweet
06-02-2010, 08:27 PM
eesh... i never got the daughter comment. thats a hard one!
Athenathefabulous
06-05-2010, 04:50 AM
"katrina was the best thing that ever happened to new orleans"
then this idiot proceeded to try to convince me about how great katrina was for the city.
it took a lot of restraint not to punch the guy. normally i dont get riled up, but after this i actually had to go to the dressing room to cool off. i couldnt believe it.
he wasnt trying to piss me off either. he was serious. it 'flushed out all of the crackheads' apparently.
>:(
Harleigh HellKat
06-05-2010, 10:13 AM
Yes, because I'm sure it ONLY killed crackheads. What a loser.
I have friends whose homes were destroyed and people they know died. I even know one woman who went to her home afterwards and her daughter found their cat dead. So I'm sure the poor kitty must've been a crackhead, or else Katrina would not have killed it.
I fucking hate assumptions and generalizations.
ViolaStrings
06-06-2010, 10:08 AM
Uh, why do crackheads deserve to die?
JayATee
06-06-2010, 10:53 AM
"katrina was the best thing that ever happened to new orleans"
then this idiot proceeded to try to convince me about how great katrina was for the city.
it took a lot of restraint not to punch the guy. normally i dont get riled up, but after this i actually had to go to the dressing room to cool off. i couldnt believe it.
he wasnt trying to piss me off either. he was serious. it 'flushed out all of the crackheads' apparently.
>:(
Wow. This is the second time I've heard this in a week. I can't believe that people really walk around spouting this crap.
Jaden_GD
06-06-2010, 12:29 PM
Last week I gave a dance to this really annoying fat bastard. He said stupid shit like, "Are you going to get nude?" and "I'll give you $10 if you can get me hard. Do you think you can do it?"
And that's not even the kicker. He complained it was too dark and couldn't see my pussy, so he asked if he could shine a flash light on it. He had one in his pocket. :yuck:
ViolaStrings
06-06-2010, 03:13 PM
^ He's probably so screwed up about women from getting rejected (because he's a fat bastard) that he now gets off on disgusting women and making them uncomfortable. That's my theory.
Harleigh HellKat
06-06-2010, 08:49 PM
Barf.
Pussy inspector!!!
JayFo1987
06-12-2010, 08:28 AM
Custy: "So your name is London, cool country by the way, and you're a med student...then you must be smart enough to know I'm not gonna buy you a drink."
Me: "Smart enough to know London isn't a fucking country."
His fat nasty girlfriend later arrived wearing bronze shoes and carrying a non-matching silver handbag while showcasing a nasty wedgie. Stupid custies annoy the hell out of me.
Athenathefabulous
06-15-2010, 01:00 AM
i had some loser today who must spend to much time watching the mentalist or criss angel or some shit, because he bought 2 dances then tried to trick me into giving him change back for 100... except he handed me a 20 not a 100. i called him out on it and he admitted he was hoping i wouldnt notice. :O
Juliette25
06-15-2010, 09:29 AM
i had some loser today who must spend to much time watching the mentalist or criss angel or some shit, because he bought 2 dances then tried to trick me into giving him change back for 100... except he handed me a 20 not a 100. i called him out on it and he admitted he was hoping i wouldnt notice. :O
Fuck that!!!
CKXXX
06-15-2010, 10:30 AM
i had some loser today who must spend to much time watching the mentalist or criss angel or some shit, because he bought 2 dances then tried to trick me into giving him change back for 100... except he handed me a 20 not a 100. i called him out on it and he admitted he was hoping i wouldnt notice. :O
Yeah because out of everyone in the world STRIPPERS dont pay attention to our money.::)
Otoki
06-16-2010, 12:08 AM
I had a guy make some butthurt complain about "making fun of" the fact that he was drinking a water (I didn't, I simply mentioned that he wasn't drinking alcohol).
Then he asked who the biggest partiers were at the club, and I said I didn't really know, because girls at my club keep it on the DL. Then he said:
"I'm not a cop."
"I didn't think you were."
"No, you think I'm a cop."
"Wow, I really love when people tell me what I think."
Either missing or ignoring my last remark, he kept being a douche and I eventually just left. Not a good way to end a non-prosperous night.
shasta
07-14-2011, 03:41 AM
Tonight: "Why are you boobs so small?"
Pretty_Penny
07-19-2011, 01:14 PM
Yesterday A customer pointed at my crotch and said "who gets to lick this when you're not here?"
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yep
Zinaida
07-20-2011, 10:00 AM
^^^Oh Goddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd disgusting
Athenathefabulous
07-20-2011, 09:12 PM
Yesterday A customer pointed at my crotch and said "who gets to lick this when you're not here?"
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yep
ugh, what is wrong with men :(.
sammii
07-21-2011, 03:16 AM
This thread has got me thinking I might be on the wrong team. Why the fuck are men so stupid?
Warped
07-21-2011, 06:25 AM
This happened yesterday :/
Custy: "tell me how much you want to to fuck me, say *custy's name* I want you to fuck me"
Me: "ummmm, wow... How about a dance instead"
Custy: "well I might get a dance later. Just so you know I will let you fuck me, I know you want to"
Me: "okay, Im going to go away now..."
He continued to follow me around for a couples hours
Warped
07-21-2011, 06:26 AM
Sorry about the spelling/grammar mistakes above lol. Just woke up
sierra.
07-21-2011, 07:37 AM
Other night this big, loud, abrasive older man sat a seat over from me at the bar. He started talking to me, and asked me to sit next to him. When I did, he loudly starts asking, "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR TITS??" "Nothing, they are perfect." "WELL WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM? WHERE ARE THEY?" (I am small chested). I get pissed and tell him off (don't remember exactly what I said) and he buys me a drink.
While I am sitting finishing my drink, he points to the girl about to get off stage and says, "Now those are some tits! Tell her to come talk to me when she's done!" I made him give me a tip and a tip to give her, and I went and told her. She went and talked to him and I went back to work.
A little later in the night I passed by where he was sitting (alone) and he stopped me and was like "WHERE DID YOU GO??? I BOUGHT YOU A DRINK AND YOU JUST LEFT!!"
/:O
Laurisa
07-21-2011, 09:29 AM
Customer: "Does your boyfriend know what you do?"
Me: "Yes, he's fine with it" or "I don't have a boyfriend"
Customer: "I would never let you do this if you were my girlfriend"
Customer: "Are your boobs real?"
Me: "No! I paid $5,000 for these saggy B cups"
Customer: "Can I lick your pussy?"
Me: "No!"
Customer: "No one will see! I'll do it real quick!"
Me: "It doesn't matter who sees...I'm not doing it!"
Natalllia
07-21-2011, 10:25 AM
A guy told me "They don't have strip clubs in Italy. I guess the women there respect themselves."
!!!
Laurisa
07-21-2011, 05:22 PM
"I'm a reporter/am writing a paper for school, can you answer a few questions for me?" -- How much MONEY are you offering for my time, dick?
"What days do you work?" -- Whenever I feel like it!
"Can I have your number so I can get a hold of you to see when you are working?" -- Nope, unless you are taking me in VIP all night then your purchase doesn't 'make' my night.
"You have a c-section scar, don't you" (only had this happen three times) - Yes! I had a baby you freak, what else would that be from? Is that OK with you?
"Who is J----? Is that your boyfriend?" (Referring to the tattoo on my wrist) -- It is actually my son's name, but I tell them it's my dead brother's name so they feel bad for asking. They don't need to know that is my son's name.
"You PAY to work here?!!!!!" - Yes, otherwise how would the club make money? From your $6 bottomless pops? (Juice bar)
"When do you go on stage next?" - I don't know! There is a long list of girls idiot.
"Come back in five minutes, I'm getting warmed up" -- What does that mean? Are you stupid? Warmed up for what?
"I'm too tired for a dance" - Go home!
"I gave my friend ALL my money" - Why would you do that if you are both here?
(When the waitress asks if he wants to get me a drink) "Oh, she's not thirsty, I know how this game works" - Clever you are! Now pay me.
"You could make a lot more if you come back to my hotel ;)" - And I could catch herpes and/or be murdered!
tempest666
07-22-2011, 01:08 AM
Woodring
Today
[Trey Woodring]
Hi
Pink thong
[You]
i dont do pink
unless its pink n black
[Trey Woodring]
None?
[You]
dude pink is so fucking girly get a barbie type stripper if u want that shit
[Trey Woodring]
Saying $3000 lol
[You]
where the hell am i gonna find a pink thong anyhow?
[Trey Woodring]
I want black and red
Lov real tits
[You]
you want my panties or what is it you want exactly?
and my tits are gonna be fake
[Trey Woodring]
Tit fuck
[You]
i like fake tits
[Trey Woodring]
Want to
?
[You]
your random messages do amuse me trey
but I have a 600 abs class at the gym
actual facebook conversation with random perv
Laurisa
07-24-2011, 01:44 AM
Some fresh ones after my first round of Melonfest:
Custy: "Can I touch your vagina?"
Me: "No."
Custy: "Can I just run my hand over it?"
Custy: "Can I go out with you?"
Me: "No."
Custy: "Why?"
Me: "Because you are a customer."
Custy: "I won't come to Deja Vu anymore."
Me: "No."
Custy: "Can we go out sometime?"
Custy: *tries to grab pussy*
Me: "Don't touch my pussy, I said not to already"
Custy: "That's rude"
Me: "No, it's rude that you would try to touch my pussy when I already told you not to."
Custy: *runs his hand up my inner thigh when I had just walked up to him*
Me: *grabs his hand immediately* "You better watch yourself"
Custy: "No! You better watch yourself!"
Me: "Are your boys going to jump me? No, dumbass. I'll slit your throat with my blade if you look at me again." (Seriously said that...was irritated as fuck).
DUMB ASS MEN! Was thinking about how I was going to come vent in this thread as these things were happening, so wha la!
Flickdreams
07-25-2011, 08:10 AM
Tonight: "Why are you boobs so small?"
"To match your dick"...loser
missplayful
07-25-2011, 03:02 PM
Customer:i hear some accent r u fakin it or real...
me: yeah i fake it thats why i cant speak proper English too..
Customer: No u are doin bull shit thats not your real accent...
me: bye bye i am leavin...
WTF! i keep hearin same things over over again why people think i do fake accent while i cant even speak proper english. i have been speakin English only for 2 -3 years!
ME: would u mind if i take u back for a dance?
CUStomer: No i dont get dances i just come here to drink.
Me: why dont u go local bar u would not pay cover fee and girls would not bugg u for dances?
Customer: No i like this place i like watchin how u girls are hustling.I wanna see whos the best HUSTLER!
ME: So why is that matter do u buy dances from best hustler?
Customer: No still i would not buy it!
Me: this is strip club man and those people are workin this is not a mind game place . We sell dances . SIMPLE!
I just leave him and 5 min later i see another dancer hugs him and she tells me: U must be baddest bitch at this club but u arent gettin any dime from this guy;;;
me:ohh well he is here o watch who is best hustler he doesnt even buy dances anyways ...
dancer: ohhh he tips me for my converstation .... 5 dollars:D
Me: OMG too much money! siriously what can u buy for 5 $ keep hangin out with him and waste your time while I count 20 $$$$
Some bitches are plain stupid.
I took one customer for dance and asked for my money upfront before dances...he says:
Customer: No buy me drink first than i ll pay u for 20 $ or u i give u dance u should pay me 20$ not me...
Another stupid old cheap ass guy used to come to see me at club and he is super cheap he used to get dances 1-2 but last time i seen him he was ridicoluos.... i ordered chinese food and asked for him if he could pay for me.. food was only 11 $ he asked if i could give him dance if he pays my food? i said NO i dont sell dances for 11 $ but i told him give me 20 $ i could give him 1 dance... He was my first customer and club was almost dead and it was early! cant believe those people super cheap!
MysteriousMisty
07-26-2011, 02:03 PM
Happened this weekend: Customer-"Why don't you sell drugs? You can make a lot of money selling drugs. I do." Yet, he sure as hell was buying dances or tipping.
This incident occurred at Babes: Customer: "You could sell drugs for a living. That's what I do. I have girls at lots of clubs selling drugs and they bank." Same scenario, he talked a lot of shit for someone that didn't buy dances or tip on stage.
colleen
07-29-2011, 01:47 AM
Customer is a biologist or some such.
Custy (Pulling at my thong): What's in here?
me: You're the biologist. Dont you know?
sananeko
07-29-2011, 03:13 AM
Moron: Awww.. how come you dyed your hair? I think a natural blond is beautiful.
Me: Sorry to tell you this but this is my natural hair color..
Moron: Don't lie to me! I know all stripper have blond hair. You guys are just trying to reach the less known groups of men. I know how this all works.
Me: ... Your right.. I'm sorry I tried to lie.. How about you buy some dances from me so I can go back to the stylist and have her turn it back to its "natural" color.
Moron: Thats my girl.
Flickdreams
07-29-2011, 03:22 AM
"What makes you horny?"
"Your wallet."
"Do you want me to rub you with it?"
:-\
I think that's actually pretty quick witted
sweetbaby123
07-29-2011, 10:29 PM
That is a friggin brilliant and humorous comeback :)
Isn't minsk in belarus?
colleen
07-30-2011, 09:21 AM
I had a pink cammo bikini that I had to quit wearing after the first day. I could not sell dances because EVERY ONE of the customers had som estupid comment about how the couldn't see me because I was cammo'd. Dumbasses!
Warped
08-06-2011, 07:37 PM
During a dance:
Creep: call me daddy
Me: do you like this daddy (Im all for role play)
Creep: oh, yeah thats a good little girl, rub up on daddy, you like that dont you
Me: (silent, he was getting waaaay to into this)
Creep: dont tell mommy, dont tell mommy
Right after the dance I was venting to another dancer saying I was really creeped out, he had said the exact same thing to her earlier in the shift...
JayATee
08-06-2011, 11:53 PM
Looking back at some of these... I'm so beyond glad I have months still before I walk into a club again for work....