View Full Version : Things you wish you knew how to do...
LatinaRose
07-17-2007, 11:00 AM
I wish I knew how to...speak Spanish fluently. (damn Michigan childhood!)
I wish I knew how to...deep throat expertly.
I wish I knew how to...apply bottom lashes perfectly.
I wish I knew how to...fly a plane (I am planning on taking some classes sometime in the future. My uncle used to a small plane and I loved going with him.)
I wish I knew how to...do more than one pole trick.
holiday
07-19-2007, 12:04 PM
I wish I knew how to have some damn follow through. I cannot finish anything. I love to start a million things but have no focus.
I wish I could hip hop dance. I daydream about busting out crazy moves.
I wish I could do amazing pole tricks that made me look like I was in zero gravity.
("zero gravity" is that right? sounds weird)
I wish I could figure out how to get my baby to sleep through the night
I wish I could slam dunk a basketball, even being 5'4"
I wish I could make people around me laugh more
I wish I could act in some kick ass role in some kick ass film with a kick ass director, right here in Portland
cameron_keys
07-19-2007, 02:42 PM
Next time you're in town, Cameron, we'll try and take you to one. Hey, technically my screening counted as an industry party, heh! You should've been there!
I KNOW! i was so disappointed that I missed it by ONE damn day!!
almost 2 weeks in LA and not one pic with a celeb(except Yek of course!)...shananigans!! I'll totally go to an industry party with you..of course I'll prob. embarrass you by celeb hunting...esp. if the party is in Bevewry Hiwls...up there on the right...:smirk:
Yekhefah
07-19-2007, 02:57 PM
I've embarrassed myself around celebrities so many times, I cannot be embarrassed anymore. I must tell you about the time I made a total ass of myself with Kal Penn... or the time I got drunk and started coming on to Pee-Wee Hermann, who had been so kind to K... yeah. Can't take me anywhere.
cameron_keys
07-19-2007, 03:06 PM
I've embarrassed myself around celebrities so many times, I cannot be embarrassed anymore. I must tell you about the time I made a total ass of myself with Kal Penn... or the time I got drunk and started coming on to Pee-Wee Hermann, who had been so kind to K... yeah. Can't take me anywhere.
HA!! You told me the pee wee story..too funny!
immapixie
07-19-2007, 05:24 PM
i wish i knew a lot of languages
i wish i knew how to read minds (starting to strip made me think of more reasons why this would be a great skill)
i wish i knew how to be more handy at fixing things
holiday
07-19-2007, 10:05 PM
I must tell you about the time I made a total ass of myself with Kal Penn... Ooooh, tell that one Yekkie!!! He's cute!
gypsy_girlchild
07-19-2007, 10:16 PM
play piano
speak french
knit
drive a car
Yekhefah
07-20-2007, 01:39 AM
Kal Penn isn't just cute. He's also intelligent, mannerly, and a total professional. He's funny and well-read and just every kind of sexy. I, on the other hand, was the opposite of a total professional; I had to work fairly closely with him for several weeks, and every time I saw him, something stupid would come tumbling out of my mouth.
Example: We'd been working together for about a week when I got home from work and found my roommates watching Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle. I hadn't seen the movie, but I came in the door and immediately, there on the TV, was Kal's naked ass. The next morning at breakfast I was going to tell him how much I enjoyed the movie (it really is funny), but instead this happened... he arrived on set, I went to take his breakfast order as always, and before he even said hello, I blurted, "I saw your butt last night! Want some eggs?"
*sigh*
On a happier note, I am doing one of the things I mentioned in this thread. I've signed up for a semester of elementary Mandarin Chinese!