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Lysondra
08-07-2007, 05:05 AM
I am, Jai. But I was WAAAY before I started dancing. Actually I was a huge kinky girl back when I worked in a SEWING SHOP! I didn't strip because I was a kinky bitch. I stripped because I wanted more money!

Darcy Foxx
08-07-2007, 05:06 AM
Haha and the sexually suggestive persona we portray at work is TOTALLY what we're like in real life.

jaizaine
08-07-2007, 05:07 AM
A sewing shop. FUCK I have just got the sexiest image in my head now of you in your glasses, with dark red lipstick, behind the counter, then when no one else is in the store...... ah i better stop.

Lysondra
08-07-2007, 05:07 AM
Haha and the sexually suggestive persona we portray at work is TOTALLY what we're like in real life.

I know it is! I totally fucked you eight times that night!! You're a dirty whore, admit it! You sex-crazed slut! P: Mmm, yeah.

Darcy Foxx
08-07-2007, 05:10 AM
In my spare time there is nothing I like to do more than gyrate up and down poles and grind my ass against groins. Oh yes, I'm a filthy, dirty little harlot.

jaizaine
08-07-2007, 05:11 AM
Hehehehe this thread is funny.

I dont think Miss Paige will have any second thoughts hitting the delete button on this one.

jaizaine
08-07-2007, 05:16 AM
Are either of you ladies competing in miss nude?

The runner up is from my club (she missed out on miss nude victoria title and got miss nude melbourne) but she qualifies to go to adelaide. Her name is Lu Lu she is a stunner and has only been dancing for about 4 months.

Darcy Foxx
08-07-2007, 05:18 AM
I tried out but didn't make the finals. I got the title "Miss Photogenic" though, haha. ::)

I think this thread is funny too. Who wants to have a threesome with me?

Lysondra
08-07-2007, 05:19 AM
ME! Oh god, PICK ME!

Darcy Foxx
08-07-2007, 05:20 AM
tell me in 5 words why i should pick you

jaizaine
08-07-2007, 05:22 AM
It's only a 3-some if there are 3 so u need me too!!
Is that more than 5 words, i dunno im a dumb stripper duh

Budai
08-07-2007, 05:22 AM
I used to work in a library (seriously at my uni) and now im a dancer. However I am not sexually adventurous.

It figures, jaizaine!
Our neighbor (Yankee spelling, pardon my missing "u") is a smokin' hot librarian. She and my wife are both runners and frequently train together, so it's not unusual for her to come over wearing revealing gear.

I've been known to leer at her like an SC stalker while imagining some torrid shagging in the copier room after closing, with her giving me that stern librarian "SShhhh!" just as I begin to--never mind...:P

Lysondra
08-07-2007, 05:25 AM
tell me in 5 words why i should pick you

i have a big dildo

Budai
08-07-2007, 05:27 AM
i have a big dildo

connected to a car battery

(5 words, yeah!)

Darcy Foxx
08-07-2007, 05:28 AM
i have a big dildo

i think i just came

jaizaine
08-07-2007, 05:29 AM
It figures, jaizaine!
Our neighbor (Yankee spelling, pardon my missing "u") is a smokin' hot librarian. She and my wife are both runners and frequently train together, so it's not unusual for her to come over wearing revealing gear.

I've been known to leer at her like an SC stalker while imagining some torrid shagging in the copier room after closing, with her giving me that stern librarian "SShhhh!" just as I begin to--never mind...:P

HAHA missing U. Im glad u know that. Sometimes I think that people on here will think I have spelt words wrong because I include a U.

When I tell customers that i used to work at a library i often get that response.

jaizaine
08-07-2007, 05:30 AM
friendly dude is offline. i guess he has gone to that seminar afterall?

Friendly Dude
08-07-2007, 05:33 AM
Your deluded naivety is almost cute.

Thank you.

This IS really funny.

Do you see now? Do you see how you dancers are really cool and not formality squares? Or are you gonna even dismiss that as a stereotype for the sole reason of making me wrong.

All what you guys are doing is dismissing generalizations. Okay sorry about generalizing.

But I still think exceptions don't represent the majority. You mostly ARE sexually open and good in bed. I'm not naive, dancers who think that strippers are inexperienced innocent little angels who believe in the whole dinsney land "love before you hook up" thing are the real naive ones

I understand that you're not allowed to admit you're sexually open because it might make you look slutty. That's why this conversation is not gonna end up anywhere. This is a primal emotional circuitry in female psychology in the courtship process. It's called ASD, Anti Slut Defense. Like the whole "I usually don't do this" speech before you have sex. It's all ASD. EVERY woman in the world behaves on it. ASD is deep inside every woman's autopilot. That is the only generalization I am certain that is true.

So you're not gonna admit it. ASD won't let you. But you're all hot and you make really cool girlfriends and you're awesome in bed ... and it IS possible to court you in your workplace. And it's NOT manipulation, it's perfectly ethical and natural and there is nothing wrong with it as long as there is no Lying/Hypnosis involved if its a MUTUAL decision to hook up.

I made my point here.

Unless you girls are curious about anything else I feel I don't need to go any further.

By the way, keep the fun going, I'm enjoying this ;D

jaizaine
08-07-2007, 05:36 AM
Dude girls here are not afraid to admit to how many partners they have had.
May I refer you to the how many cocks have you had thread.

I think u r the one living in fairytale land.

Don't u understand why we would become somewhat less sexual from the work that we do? It somewhat takes the fun out of it when it feels like work.

You asked for our opinions but u r not listening. We are strippers, you are not so I think we are better able to describe how we feel about sex than you are.

Budai
08-07-2007, 05:37 AM
Apparently you all had false stereotypes that people taking these seminars are disrespectful lame "smooth talkers".

WHO are the people taking the seminars and WHERE are they offered? /:O



Remember I don't talk to the fake stripper personality "Desire" I talk to the real name real personality to find out they're not squares.

I will definitely need one of those seminars in order to understand WTF you're getting at. I feel very small and stupid in your presence... :-\

Friendly Dude
08-07-2007, 05:41 AM
May I refer you to the how many cocks have you had thread

Yes


You asked for our opinions but u r not listening. We are strippers, you are not so I think we are better able to describe how we feel about sex than you are.

Does that thread you told me about describe how you feel about sex?

If so, does it prove my point?

Embyr
08-07-2007, 05:42 AM
Friendly Dude has more frightening acronyms for everything having to do with dating, pick-ups, and sex than anyone I have ever heard... I think he has successfully developed a PL language by which he can communicate to other sexually distressed males.

unfortunately, acronyms aren't quite my mating call.... :D

and the Librarian thing... anyone else singing "Marion" out loud? "madame libraaaaaaaarian!'

Friendly Dude
08-07-2007, 05:51 AM
You can call me a PL all you want if it makes you feel better.

Do whatever you want Embyr. If that guy who took that seminar or read that book is courting you, do whatever you want. Reject him, whatever, nobody is forcing you

I just want these seminars to be looked at fairly that's all. Fine you win. We're PLs. Good for you.

You can all choose to consider what I clarified about these seminars or you can choose not to.

Do you want me to clarify anything else?

Budai
08-07-2007, 05:57 AM
unfortunately, acronyms aren't quite my mating call.... :D


FYI, OTC TLC ASAP is OK!

Friendly Dude
08-07-2007, 06:30 AM
You forgot "PL" 8)


Dude, a lot of women enjoy the feeling of being desired. That's what's going on here

She's displaying her unattainability by saying "not my mating call".

As if I'm saying all this to mate her.

Women have an automatic default assumption that they're being courted by men all the time. The only male they assume is not courting them is their dads and brothers. But hot girls have that default assumption with every guy in the world. Even if he's not interested

I mean I made it really clear I'm not gaming anybody in this discussion, yet she insists on assuming that I am.

So they get their defenses up. And when they're defenses are up they're hostile, and when they're hostile they flame.

I don't even know what the girls here look like. But they still insist that I'm courting them, they're not ready to discuss with a clear mind. It's too occupied with courtship politics and ASD.

I'm sure if I was a chick they wouldn't reply to me the same way

Embyr
08-07-2007, 06:34 AM
^^^ my dear, I don't at all think you're trying to "court" me. Nor do I consider myself "unattainable." I don't assume every male is attracted to me, nor do I act like it. That would be INCREDIbly presumptuous and self-centered.... And speaking of defense mechanisms... you recoil and say I'm "flaming" you by making fun of your rather judicious use of silly acronyms? come ON, now... i'm merely playing along. If you're that into games, you should know how to play one, dahling.... :P

also- if you think you are that 'woman-educated' that you can make such ridiculous generalizations about how we ALL think (because women all think alike, you know, esp. the hot ones.... so devoid of intellect and personality they can be categorized quite easily....), then you'd know that many "hot" women have just the opposite problem- they don't think they're attractive... or second guess themselves a lot... so how could they assume everyone was "courting" them at all times?? come on, think it through. your notion is ridiculous and sounds like a passage from a chauvinistic self-help book. oh, wait, it probably is.

juggernutz
08-07-2007, 06:50 AM
Ask yourselves. Where would a guy MOST LIKELY find a sexually open girl? In a library or an exotic dance club?

Swinger Clubs?

Adult on-line matchmaking services?

Night Clubs / Bars are geared toward picking up people.

FD, you sound like a person wants to enjoy deep sea fishing so they take courses on it, buy the best equipment and then go to Death Valley and wonder why they are not catching any fish.

You want to meet people socially, try social venues, not someones workplace while they are on the job.

Embyr
08-07-2007, 06:53 AM
^^^ hahahah good analogy!!!! ;D

Friendly Dude
08-07-2007, 07:07 AM
Embyr, yes I read self help books.

So?

Maybe you should get a self help book on etiquett ... just playing along ... dahling


Anyway, yes we know ways to court or "fish" for women in their places of work including doctors.

We also know how to court waitresses, clothes shop helpers, cashiers, bartenders ... etc.

Number one rule: Not to hit on them. So again, don't get any false assumptions

gingerlee
08-07-2007, 07:37 AM
Holy fuck reading this thread just gave me all the giggles I needed for the day...


I know a porn star who isn't even that adventurous.

*Raises hand* I don't do it at work, and I sure as hell don't do it in real life either.


Friendly dude, you are super lame for assuming all strippers are sex freaks. I'm a stripper AND I'm in porn and I personally hate having people hit on me for the sole purpose of getting in my pants. Shutting down guys like you is one of my favorite things to do, because you think you are slick. You're not, we've heard it all before.

cameron_keys
08-07-2007, 07:45 AM
Wow. Ok this thread cracked me right up. So there are strippers and there are Jackie O types. Nothing in between. Kinda takes the whole Madonna/whore thing to a whole new level doesnt it??!!

And yeah..even though you spend no money and try desperately(and no matter how smooth you think your "courting" is...we've heard it ALL before about a million times) to get the girls real name and ask her out just like every other PL in the club....YOU'LL take this raving anal queen home. Yep. You. ALL you buddy. We HATE originality.

And for someone who professes to hate "squares" to describe hitting on women as "courting"...well..I'll leave that one alone grandpa.

And for all your "knowledge" I'm willing to bet you spend most nights alone. Oh..by choice I'm SURE. And no, your blow up doll doesnt count.

"Dude, a lot of women enjoy the feeling of being desired. That's what's going on here"
ITC...if that desire isnt being proven with Benjamins...I couldnt care less whether you want me or not.

Oh..and not only am I a stripper..I do porn...and I do NOT do anal. And I love cardigans and tea. There goes your silly little generalization.

I'm sure you'll continue to try and prove your "case". In fact I hope you do...it's endlessly amusing. What you dont seem to grasp is that whatever you are saying to the girls in the club they 1) can probably recite back to you verbatim since they've heard it ALL night EVERY night..esp if you got it from a book or seminar....(sorry..studying to pick up strippers DOES make you one of the BIGGEST PL's EVER) and 2) she's laughing about you in the dressing room to her friends. I guarantee it. Sorry..but it's true.

kandie_kitten
08-07-2007, 07:50 AM
See, I dont think these guys understand stripper shit.

When a guy tells me, "dont worry honey, you can be yourself with me". I nod and smile, and just keep on acting.

So yes, if a customer who says the above then asks me what I'm into sexually, I'll tell him I'm the kinkiest thing alive. I'll do anal, threesomes, hell orgies, I love to be spanked, choked, fucked on a public beach, whatever.

But then I go home, get a scalding hot shower to burn off the customer's gross cologne, and get in bed with my boy. If he wants sex, I usually push him away, because I'm exhausted, and I'm sick of a man touching me from all of the gross guys at work.

When I DO have sex, we're pretty boring. Lights off, missionary, me on top, just us, no one else. Then we wake up the next morning, and we go to operas! and theater! and I have dinner parties just so I can wear my new cocktail dress! My idea of a good day is going to the library and reading through Brit lit!

Just because I can do a hot lapdance, or contort my body on a pole, doesn't mean that I'm kinky or whatever. It means I do my job well.

Strippers are, above all, women. And like any other category of women, we vary. Some women will be adventerous, sure, some will be extremely conservative. Strippers, like any other woman, can be insecure, can hate her body, can hate sexual things.

You sai dyou dont understand why we get defensive about your stereotype, of "great in bed"...because it's wanting us for something you dont even know if its true. It's the same as saying "I want a waitress, because they're great in bed"...yes,s ome might be, but some won't.

I think men would be better off on adultfriendfinder or something, to find a woman who share stheir sexual interests; at least you know exactly what she wants, instead of s tripper who might be conservative once she gets out fo the club.

gingerlee
08-07-2007, 07:55 AM
Oh..and not only am I a stripper..I do porn...and I do NOT do anal. And I love cardigans and tea. There goes your silly little generalization.


Cam, don't let him know that our secret porn society bylaws forbid us to tell the real truth about our sexual behavior. I will report you! Don't make me do it! }:D

Jenny
08-07-2007, 07:58 AM
If you are taking a seminar to learn how to date - yes, you are a PL, but not in the endearing way we sometimes use the term. I'm sorry - dating is not a highly skilled past time requiring education and training. It's just finding people you like who like you. I have a seminar in "falling off a log" that you might be interested in. First you have to locate the right log.

From the customers that I have dated or slept with - I can tell you that none of them refused to buy dances. Being rejected doesn't get me hot. And, honestly, I find it incredibly disrespectful to say to me "well, I'm not buying dances but if you want to just hang out with me you're welcome to". Like - no matter how much I might have liked you, my brain autoflips onto "Why the hell would I want to do that?" Like I find it INCREDIBLY disrespectful of what I'm doing there - like the guy is pretending that he doesn't realize that I'm working. I find it even more disrespectful when guys say things like "I realize you have to make money..." again because they are pretending that they don't know what I'm doing there. Like telling me, in a nutshell, that I'm not worth spending $20 on, but you'll condescend to hang out with me for a while and maybe fuck me later... yeah, it just doesn't do it for me. I know so few strippers who really like that, that I call bullshit on the technique. There is just no way that is working with any consistency. The guys that occasionally come here pimping it are just trying to sell something to our customers and lurkers. Which - by now, they all know it's out there.

FD - by the way. You appear to be new here, but just to let you know; non-industry men are kind of second class citizens around here. Guys who openly profess not to be customers but just go to strip clubs to try to "score" are kind of considered vermin that would be better wiped from the earth. So generally you would be advised to tread extremely lightly if you want to stay.

cameron_keys
08-07-2007, 08:11 AM
Cam, don't let him know that our secret porn society bylaws forbid us to tell the real truth about our sexual behavior. I will report you! Don't make me do it! }:D

OK OK...I take it back...I love anal black gang bangs with no lube and midgets. LOVE em!! Do em ALL the time..I'm a kinky kinky biatch....

(dont report me....Imma scared...:'( )

gingerlee
08-07-2007, 08:22 AM
OK OK...I take it back...I love anal black gang bangs with no lube and midgets. LOVE em!! Do em ALL the time..I'm a kinky kinky biatch....

(dont report me....Imma scared...:'( )

*Puts up a giant sign at AIM reporting Cam's break of confidentiality and starts making calls to directors*

You'll never work again, well, unless it's a senior citizen all anal gang bang in a dirty hotel room somewhere in the valley. :P

cameron_keys
08-07-2007, 08:25 AM
You'll never work again, well, unless it's a senior citizen all anal gang bang in a dirty hotel room somewhere in the valley. :P

Thats hot.

Darcy Foxx
08-07-2007, 08:32 AM
oh my... i'd almost consider doing porn for something as hot as that

gingerlee
08-07-2007, 08:36 AM
Thats hot.

Did I mention you have to stay in the hotel room afterwards, and the staff is not going to give you any towels to replace the dirty ones? And you have to share the room with ELI!!!

Friendly Dude
08-07-2007, 08:38 AM
You want to know what's going on?

You've all been used to being disrespected by guys. So you allowed yourself to be hostile with every male who courts you (I still insist on using that word, when someone is in the process of "getting the girl" hitting on them is the worse strategy)

So yeah, you think its okay to be rude with every guy because you're used to being disrespected by them. So you assume they all have a hidden agenda and they just want to bed you. You assume *all* guys are like that, then you assume that *I* am the only one who is generalizing!

I don't have a *hidden* agenda. I have a *clear* agenda. I think there is nothing wrong in desiring a woman and wanting to be passionate with her.

Some guys desire you disrespectfully by treating you like objects, i.e. I'm gonna fuck you little whore

Some guys desire you respectfully by treating you as women who are humans with feelings i.e. I want you

You're not against being desired. You're just against being desired DISRESPECTFULLY. That's NOT what I'm encouraging. Even though you INSIST on making it seem like that.

You're the ones who think that anal and threesomes are slutty. I don't. I think there is nothing wrong with it. I think its an exciting and adventurous sexuality and I think its okay. You are the ones who think its not okay. But that doesn't make ME a bad person for thinking that its okay

Again, I can hunch a girl's performance in bed according to the:

1-Pole

2-Lapdance on other customers

3-Talking to her

So I'm being SELECTIVE therefore they're not all like that, therefore I'm not generalizing.


I don't why you want me to be reactive when you keep calling me a PL. We've settled that. Fine, you all think I'm a PL. Woopty Doo. I know the answer now. Thank you

I was fair (In the VH1 thread) and mentioned that I think there is some unethical aspects about Mystery's seminars and there are good aspects. All I asked for was for YOU to be FAIR about it. I also mentioned that there are other seminars that don't encourage unethical manipulative ways to court a girl in a Strip Club. You seem to *generalize* that all seminars are like that

So who are the real people generalizing here?

You can all be rude by assuming that I'm a PL. Whatever. But I never attacked anyone's character. I only attacked you're arguments. The only character I attacked was Embyr because my self respect required it.

So can we please stop the disrespect? Attack the argument not the arguer.

I never said you are "sex freaks". I never said you are "whores" or "sluts". I never said that! you did! And if you did, I don't agree with you. The ASD remark was an acronym the dating community uses. I didn't it coin it. And I didn't intend on hinting that you are sluts by saying it. You interpreted it that way

So you think its not okay for me to think that you're cool and that you're not squares (WHICH WAS A COMPLIMENT). But its okay for you to be presumptuous that I have a BLOW UP DOLL and that I'm a PL!

To think I just wanted a little fairness in your judgments about the seminars. You didn't have the least amount of fairness towards MEN IN GENERAL!

Answer this question! Is this gonna be a flame fest or are you all gonna be respectful in this debate?

Because I am not gonna tolerate the next insult and I'm gonna leave

gingerlee
08-07-2007, 08:43 AM
Well here's the next insult...you aren't saying anything creative. Brush up on your 'game' in those seminars and then hit on the strippers, because you suck at this.

Now that I've said that, will you leave now? ;D

cameron_keys
08-07-2007, 08:51 AM
Oh dear where to begin....


So yeah, you think its okay to be rude with every guy because you're used to being disrespected by them. So you assume they all have a hidden agenda and they just want to bed you.

You've already stated that this is your agenda. And that you are deliberatly seeking dancers to bed because you thnk we are somehow differant from other women. That is a disrespectful generalization.



I don't have a *hidden* agenda. I have a *clear* agenda. I think there is nothing wrong in desiring a woman and wanting to be passionate with her.
You have a clear agenda HERE..which is what is being resonded to, since that agenda is disrespectful and pitiful. I'm betting you dont open your conversation at the club with an explanation of this agenda though....or else the girls would never talk to you for more than 30 seconds.So where you are applying this agenda..it is hidden


You're not against being desired. You're just against being desired DISRESPECTFULLY.
Coming into our workplace, not spending moeny and just trying to get into our pants IS disrespectful. If you cant see that..you are too far gone to save.


You're the ones who think that anal and threesomes are slutty.
NO...what ever someone is into is fine. ASSUMING that someoe will be into this SOLELY because they dance for a living is ridiculous.



Again, I can hunch a girl's performance in bed according to the:

1-Pole

2-Lapdance on other customers

3-Talking to her

So I'm being SELECTIVE therefore they're not all like that, therefore I'm not generalizing.
No you cant. How we move on the pole or during a lapdance where we are selling our ability and/or are disgusted is NOT indicative at ALL of how we are in real life. If I am doing a dance with a guy I find nasty and offensive..believe me...how I move is nowhere near how I move in bed with someone I'm actually attracted to. And I dont do the fake seductive thing in bed either. That would be retarded. Its an act honey. All of it. On stage, during a lapdance, talking at the table...I'm playing a character and I am acting. You have no idea how many of my customers over the years thought they "knew" me. They knew nothing. They knew my character...it would be the same as saying you "know" all about Angelina Jolie because you watched her in The Good Shepherd. Playing a character. Am I getting through now? Everyone lies to you in a strip club. DOnt think you "know the game" and have broken through it to get the truth. You havent. We are just good actresses.


Because I am not gonna tolerate the next insult and I'm gonna leave
Wah. We're going to go cry now. Maybe theres a seminar somewhere that will teach you how to not act like a dick while trying to insist you are being respectful. If there is take it. Twice. Take notes.

And if I were you....I'd stock up on porn and Vaseline. You're going to need it.

Darcy Foxx
08-07-2007, 08:52 AM
I don't think anal or threesomes are slutty. I just think you're retarded to think that all strippers are into them.

xdamage
08-07-2007, 08:57 AM
I need to make some popcorn and pour a soda... this thread is entertaining!

doc-catfish
08-07-2007, 08:59 AM
The thing about these high priced seminars (whether they involve courting women, losing weight, or getting rich) is that they are targeted towards people whom are desperate for a quick fix to their perceived problem, instead of recognizing the infallible truth that there are no quick fixes, and that if you want to succeed you have to do things the hard way.

This is why MM charges so much for his programs. Its easier (and therefore more profitable) to find ten guys willing to pay $2K for a "comprehensive bootcamp", than to find a hundred willing to pay $200.

And that's not to say the info given at these seminars is bunk, but if one is incapable of taking the information given and applying it, or the information is something that one could have figured out on their own, the attendees are essentially pissing their money away, much as they were pissing it away beforehand on strippers, or Jenny Craig, or the last get rich quick scheme. OTOH, give these seminar operators credit for recognizing the best candidate for a sucker is one who's been suckered before. This is why strippers make such an attractive target for these guys.

If the "jam" any of these seminars were offering was that good, they'd be selling it on grocery store shelves next to Smuckers by now, instead of marketing it through back alley means.

RoseWhite
08-07-2007, 09:07 AM
HIGHFIVES to Cameron. You grabbed every point I wanted to address and nailed it. Amen, hallelujah, TESTIFY, sister!

I found it particularly interesting, in his 3-point list of criteria by which he appraises a stranger's sexual prowess, that he specifically said "2. Lapdances on OTHER CUSTOMERS". 'Cause see, he knows the game. He's just soooo above getting dances and paying a woman for her time in her workplace, ya know. ::)

Friendly Dude. DUDE. Exactly who do you think you are? This is OUR support site. Men here are guests, speaking generally, and while we have many longstanding male members who we respect and even adore, a brand-spanking-new guy who just charges in with zero track record here, and starts pontificating about a topic that is extremely hostile to us . . . and then has the gall to demand that we discuss this on his terms?

Unbelievable.

Darcy Foxx
08-07-2007, 09:08 AM
hah, i have to wonder if the guys that run these seminars actually believe this shit, or whether it's all just an act because they realised how many PLs there are out there that are willing to pay for this rubbish.

Jenny
08-07-2007, 09:12 AM
Friendly Dude. DUDE. Exactly who do you think you are? This is OUR support site. Men here are guests, speaking generally, and while we have many lonstanding male members who we respect and even adore, a brand-spanking-new guy who just charges in with zero track record here, and starts pontificating about a topic that is extremely hostile to us . . . and then has the gall to demand that we discuss this on his terms? Unbelievable.
Well yes. Because the point of the thread is not to discuss it with us - I mean we already know that the techniques don't work and we already know that the same aspects/types of guys do not appeal to all strippers, and we already know that strippers are just as variable as (gasp) REAL WOMEN in bed and out of it. And of course, we already know that guys who take seminars to learn to date are kind of losers. I mean, if they weren't, they wouldn't need seminars. The point of the thread is to try to sell something to guys who lurk here - not the ones that actually post, because they are already on the darkside, but the ones who lurk and send each other bitter pm's about what bitches we all are, and how we're not so great and all that.

Darcy - they are just scam artists. I mean at least we dance for our money (like good little monkeys!) Like that episode of the Simpsons where Marge went speed dating and asked the coordinator if this was how she met her husband? "What? Oh no! I met him through friends like a normal person!"

cameron_keys
08-07-2007, 09:18 AM
hah, i have to wonder if the guys that run these seminars actually believe this shit, or whether it's all just an act because they realised how many PLs there are out there that are willing to pay for this rubbish.

We should totally start one of these. And tell guys shit like strippers LOVE it when you come into the club dressed like a drag queen and then do the chicken dance for every girl you like. It malkes us HOT.

Then go into a club with a secret camcorder to see how many of them actually DO it!

We can amuse ourselves AND get money out of the guys who are too cheap or too big of a loser to spend IN the club!


Did I mention you have to stay in the hotel room afterwards, and the staff is not going to give you any towels to replace the dirty ones? And you have to share the room with ELI!!!
Nooooooooo...not Eli!!!! I give up..I give up....


HIGHFIVES to Cameron. You grabbed every point I wanted to address and nailed it. Amen, hallelujah, TESTIFY, sister! . I am SO picturing you standing on your desk chair waving your aarms over your head and then fainting like a two bit televangelist...lololol

Darcy Foxx
08-07-2007, 09:20 AM
oh, dude. that is brilliant. let's do it. talk about a fucking cash cow.

"How to score strippers, by strippers"

it's a gold mine waiting to happen hahaha.