View Full Version : Fuck you, McDonalds!
Picaresque
08-14-2007, 10:37 AM
*steals Picaresques mayo, replaces it with pickles :yuck:*
it's a deal! ;D *sticks a handful of little mayo packets into RoseLeigh's garter*
RoseLeigh
08-14-2007, 11:33 AM
it's a deal! ;D *sticks a handful of little mayo packets into RoseLeigh's garter*
LOL *makes it rain :pickle::pickle::pickle::pickle: on Picaresque!*
Picaresque
08-14-2007, 03:39 PM
LOL *makes it rain :pickle::pickle::pickle::pickle: on Picaresque!*
omg! :laughing: I knew there was a pickle icon somewhere!
Lysondra
08-14-2007, 03:44 PM
I love how this thread was started by an Australian and every single reference to better food is American. We can't get In & Out and the ONLY Krispy Kreme is in Sydney.
Budai
08-14-2007, 04:56 PM
I love how this thread was started by an Australian and every single reference to better food is American. We can't get In & Out and the ONLY Krispy Kreme is in Sydney.
True, dat!
But you have jaffles to make up for it! I haven't had a jaffle since 1982-83, when I lived in Tamarama, East Sydney (near Bondi Junction)... :'(
Picaresque
08-14-2007, 07:05 PM
budai, what is a jaffle?
gingerlee
08-14-2007, 07:05 PM
I love how this thread was started by an Australian and every single reference to better food is American. We can't get In & Out and the ONLY Krispy Kreme is in Sydney.
I went to Krispy Kreme yesterday, but the next time I go I'm going to eat a doughnut in your honor.
Darcy Foxx
08-14-2007, 08:04 PM
wtf is a jaffle? i'm australian and i don't even know what that is.
cherryripeboyII
08-14-2007, 08:11 PM
^^Not sure but jafa is orange and chocolate.
I always thought it was Just Another Fucking Asshole.
:shrug:
There is a list somewhere of 101 ways to fuck with McDonalds.
Something about pouring hot coffee down the garbage, so the bag melts. Another about sneaking in the back and opening the tubes of used oil... apparently it is rancid in smell and will clear a restaurant.
BlackSheEp3
08-14-2007, 08:44 PM
^^Not sure but jafa is orange and chocolate.
I always thought it was Just Another Fucking Asshole.
:shrug:
There is a list somewhere of 101 ways to fuck with McDonalds.
Something about pouring hot coffee down the garbage, so the bag melts. Another about sneaking in the back and opening the tubes of used oil... apparently it is rancid in smell and will clear a restaurant.
In for list. :)
Lysondra
08-14-2007, 09:37 PM
Jaffle is a sandwich that is grilled in a press and made with fillings. So you put like mince in a sandwich or beans or even spaghetti and then press down and toast all the edges so it's enclosed. I don't see all the hype.
But um.. DONUT IN MY HONOUR! :O~~
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toasted_sandwich <-wiki!
cameron_keys
08-14-2007, 09:46 PM
Jaffle is a sandwich that is grilled in a press and made with fillings. So you put like mince in a sandwich or beans or even spaghetti and then press down and toast all the edges so it's enclosed. I don't see all the hype.
But um.. DONUT IN MY HONOUR! :O~~
<-wiki!
We have those..I dont know if they have a name or not, but I had a sandwich maker in college that did exactly this...
Lysondra
08-14-2007, 09:54 PM
^ Yup, that's it.
Budai
08-14-2007, 10:15 PM
We have those..I dont know if they have a name or not, but I had a sandwich maker in college that did exactly this...
"Sandwich maker" a.k.a. "Jaffle Iron". I wasn't aware of the "hype" Lysondra referred to, but I do recall that my Aussie ex-girlfriend was contemplating opening a "Jaffle Bar" in Los Angeles and capitalizing on the health food movement with various wholesome ingredients.
BrunetteGoddess
08-15-2007, 09:51 PM
There is a list somewhere of 101 ways to fuck with McDonalds.
Something about pouring hot coffee down the garbage, so the bag melts. Another about sneaking in the back and opening the tubes of used oil... apparently it is rancid in smell and will clear a restaurant.
Um, I know they suck, but that's just wrong. I've worked at Mcd's when I was desperate and let me tell you, it was depressing enough as it is without rude asshole pranks like that>:(
LilyLove
08-15-2007, 10:04 PM
^ Yeah, its hard enough making a living with that kind of shit money, but all the pranksters really got to me. Made me wanna tear my hair out. This was Arby's that I worked at, but same dif. There's a thread in SG about how the dancers don't make up the rules, and the same applies here. Do I really super bad wanna withhold that extra sauce from you? Of course not. But its the damn rule and I had a manager breathing down my back most of the time, and when he wasn't, I was on camera.
A little off topic, but the owner of the franchise had access to the video feed from her HOME. There was also a rumor that her S.U.V. had access too, but I don't know if that's possible.
BrunetteGoddess
08-16-2007, 08:00 AM
Yeah, we'd get yelled at by management for giving people extra sauce packets, and I got yelled at once for putting 2 ketchup packets in the bag even though they didn't ask for any. Some people were delighted that I just "knew" they wanted ketchup, but management said no ketchup unless they asked. Uh, ok, thanks for yelling at me for THAT. Slave labor.
Mastridonicus
08-16-2007, 08:04 AM
YEA! FUCK MCDONALDS!
McDonalds killed my brother
And RAPED MY FATHER
and made me...and....mom....I...I just can't.
Mr.Christopher....I'm so so SORRY.
Darcy Foxx
08-16-2007, 08:10 AM
Hah, it just astounds me how multi-billion dollar corporations like that can be such tightasses.
When I got my tongue pierced, I had it done at the mall right before I had to go to makeup school for the day (not the smartest move, but anyway...). I was sitting in class and my tongue was swelling real bad so I asked my teacher if I could run to the McD's downstairs and get some ice to suck on. So I ran outa class without my bag or anything, down to McD's and lined up for ages... when I got to the front, I asked for a small cup of ice, the guy got it and was like, "10c please". WTF. I was like, "dude, ive juth had my tongue pierthed an it really hurths... i dont hath 10c coth i leth my bag in the clathroom", and that fucker wouldn't give me the ice!! i was so embarassed. so i went to KFC and they gave me some free ice.
BrunetteGoddess
08-16-2007, 08:12 AM
wtf? I know that they would have at least given you free ice!
Darcy Foxx
08-16-2007, 08:15 AM
the guy flat out refused to give me ice unless i paid 10c. there's two McD's in the mall, at opposite ends... there's one right near the place i got my tongue pierced at, and i went there straight away and they gave me a cup of ice with no problems. and there's one waaay down the other end which was basically downstairs from the beauty school, and in that one they wouldn't give me any ice.
StarrGrrrl
08-16-2007, 08:21 AM
It happens at every fast food! I remember being pregnant and wanting a bake potato from Wendy's and it was wrong, WRONG! it was closing but I drove back, got out of my car and walked to the drive through window. "I'm sorry but I wanted a baked potato with freaking bacon, not cheese!" the guy said "your not supposed to be here" I said "do you see this? it's my belly. there is a bay in here and he wants BACON! have you ever pissed off a pregnant woman?" he said "Who screwed up this pregnant womans order? she's going to kill you!" lol I got my potato but I was mad! I also got a free meal for next time.
I hate when they screw things up.
Ha ha! That's classic!
I can't eat cheese... at all. So everytime I order anything without cheese, I always have to check before I bite into it. 75% of the time (If not more) It is wrong, and it has plenty of cheese on it. The worst thing is when I assume it's right, and I start eating... yuck! It's like they think I'm kidding when I say no cheese... Like they cannot actually fathom someone seriously not wanting cheese... Grrr> :(
Me no lika da cheezes...
PhillyDancer1982
10-06-2007, 10:10 AM
WHY, people at McDonalds, WHY is it so fucking difficult for you to understand a simple order?!
WHY, when I order a burger at the drive-thru with an added rasher of bacon and no disgusting mayonnaise, do you give me a burger with no bacon and lots of mayonnaise?!
Do you get some kind of sick pleasure from the thought of me driving home and unwrapping my burger only to find that vile white sauce everywhere?
Fuck you, McDonalds! :banghead:
LOL I can relate. The McDonalds down the street from my work is like that a lot of times. On the umpteenth time that they screwed up my order, I ordered a McGriddle with egg and cheese...no meat. I ended up getting a McGriddle with ONLY meat...ew! I was walking midway to work when I realized this screw-up and didn't have time to turn around. I was so angry, that I threw the nasty sandwich all over the dirty street corner and called up the manager to profusely complain. In the end, the manager apologized and had me come back the next morning to get my money back and a complimentary bag of hashbrowns, cinnamon buns, Egg McMuffins, and coffee LOL.
Sometimes(actually, MOST TIMES) the squeaky wheel gets the oil :) I'd recommend complaining and you'll probably get free food the next time.
Taylorlila
10-06-2007, 10:25 AM
^^^
Yeah. They messed up my hubbys snack wraps and gave him free ones...the next day. lol.
kikiwiki
10-06-2007, 02:13 PM
Guys, my first job was at McD's. I was 14! What the hell did I know and care about what people ordered, I just wanted to get my 4dollars and change per hour. You're just another customer to them. You can yell, throw and make a fool out of yourself and you'll still be another customer. When I worked for them, if a customer complained, we'd just give them a free coupon meal. Not a big deal because it's only a few bucks out of a billion dollar franchise. And the meals are so cheap, we know you're going to come back so it's not like we lose your business.
And to reply to those who are irritated by the workers who don't speak english, don't blame them, blame the people who hire them and blame the english speaking people who don't want the job. They came to this country because there is a demand for people to fill in those jobs. There is no vigorous interview/screening in the process of hiring at McD's. There is no written and verbal exam. Just the basics are needed: know how to count change and flip a burger. I think you need to direct your anger to the managers and the people of this country that doesn't want that job. That's the root of the problem.
britt244
10-06-2007, 02:14 PM
i want mcdonalds. its been so long :(
Alaska
10-06-2007, 03:05 PM
i want mcdonalds. its been so long :(
Sorry Charlie, no can do. Stick with italian ice;)
sxybrat07
10-06-2007, 06:26 PM
I got in an argument with a chick in the drive through today. I order - asian salad, no chicken. Not that complicated. I look in the bag, no dressing. I ask the guy for dressing.
He comes back and says the girl put it in the bag.
No she didn't.
Yes she did.
No really, give me my dressing.
I hear her freaking out about it behind him...I mean, seriously, it's a packet of salad dressing, jeebus!
doc-catfish
10-06-2007, 07:51 PM
A great mystery of the world is how Wendy's can get more production done with one waiting line than McDonalds can do with three.
:thinking:
britt244
10-07-2007, 12:36 AM
Sorry Charlie, no can do. Stick with italian ice;)
i didnt. but i ate cheetos on the way home from work :(