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RoseLeigh
09-29-2007, 11:18 AM
If anyone needs a break honey..it's YOU. You have shut down. Do anything you can to take at least a few days to a week off. Get extra sleep...get outside...do something you love, eat all your fav foods...anything it takes to bring you alive again. Your mind went on overload and to deal..it shut down. Wake it back up!!!

Wow-I think you're right. My solution to that feeling is always-work more, ignore it, help others, but ugh, I think it worked against me this time. I've hardly even cryed over the boy moving. I'm not scheduled again till Friday officially, so, yeah, I think I WILL actually pay attention to me. :hug:

G-Real
09-29-2007, 02:26 PM
Cam,

Got a question thats been bugging me for 9 months now, and maybe you can help ;D

I went to my HS reunion last December, and did a bike ride with one old classmate from high school, and today her best-friend from HS was there to cheer-on people, which is nice..no issue there...

But, it seems like there is this small group of people from HS who don't want to move on, grow-up, etc. Her bf didn't talk to me, and still looked down to me as though we were in high-school, my riding-buddy was fine. So I guess I'm curious what causes people not to want to live/further their life? I mean can all you do is hang-on to high-school as though that was the best-time of your life??

Like I said I noticed this at my HS union and it came up today again, I'm curious....:D

cameron_keys
09-29-2007, 02:29 PM
Cam,

Got a question thats been bugging me for 9 months now, and maybe you can help ;D

I went to my HS reunion last December, and did a bike ride with one old classmate from high school, and today her best-friend from HS was there to cheer-on people, which is nice..no issue there...

But, it seems like there is this small group of people from HS who don't want to move on, grow-up, etc. Her bf didn't talk to me, and still looked down to me as though we were in high-school, my riding-buddy was fine. So I guess I'm curious what causes people not to want to live/further their life? I mean can all you do is hang-on to high-school as though that was the best-time of your life??

Like I said I noticed this at my HS union and it came up today again, I'm curious....:D

Sadly for some people...hey really do peak in HS. And living that memory is the best they can do. Especially when they are around others from that era to spurn them on. Best to just ignore it and pity the fact that all this time has gone past and yet his 17 yr old self was his best work!

raspberry ice
10-02-2007, 08:39 AM
Hi, Cameron.

My dilemma is this: my hair stylist does a great job with my weekly coif, but I'm unwilling to let her continue doing my color.

It's not that she does anything bizarre-looking or unacceptable by common standards. But she likes to be "creative" in unexpected ways, like blending in more tones than I asked for, or taking liberties with the width of my highlights. I need predictable, consistent results, which she's not providing. I can't afford any more growing-out time, so I've decided to seek another colorist.

However, I am pleased with the trims and styles she has given me on a weekly basis for more than a year. Her location is convenient for me, her prices are reasonable, and her schedule is flexible. I feel guilty about seeking another colorist because she struggles to make ends meet and my color appointments are more profitable for her than my styling ones.

What's the best way to let her know that I'll be getting my color done elsewhere? Should I just show up to our next appointment with my color freshly done by someone else? Should I mention my decision before actually going through with it? Help, please! :-[

cameron_keys
10-02-2007, 09:22 AM
Hi, Cameron.

My dilemma is this: my hair stylist does a great job with my weekly coif, but I'm unwilling to let her continue doing my color.

It's not that she does anything bizarre-looking or unacceptable by common standards. But she likes to be "creative" in unexpected ways, like blending in more tones than I asked for, or taking liberties with the width of my highlights. I need predictable, consistent results, which she's not providing. I can't afford any more growing-out time, so I've decided to seek another colorist.

However, I am pleased with the trims and styles she has given me on a weekly basis for more than a year. Her location is convenient for me, her prices are reasonable, and her schedule is flexible. I feel guilty about seeking another colorist because she struggles to make ends meet and my color appointments are more profitable for her than my styling ones.

What's the best way to let her know that I'll be getting my color done elsewhere? Should I just show up to our next appointment with my color freshly done by someone else? Should I mention my decision before actually going through with it? Help, please! :-[


Have you spoken to her about his? Told her that if you dont start getting consistant results you'll have to go elsewhere?

If you havent...I'd suggest doing so and giving her ONE more chance.

If you have already said this..then she has been duly warned and ignored it. Show up with your color done. If she says anything..tell her that you specifically asked for consistancy from her and she didnt deliver.

Be prepared for her to not want to trim you anymore as it will be her right to refuse service if she feels betrayed(which she wont be if she was warned...but theres no accounting for peoples reactions).

raspberry ice
10-02-2007, 09:30 AM
Would it be bad to lie and tell her that a friend is doing my color for free? Not very believable, I know, but even if she suspects it's a fib, it might generate less ill will than if I came right out and told her I don't like her color theory.

cameron_keys
10-02-2007, 09:32 AM
Would it be bad to lie and tell her that a friend is doing my color for free? Not very believable, I know, but even if she suspects it's a fib, it might generate less ill will than if I came right out and told her I don't like her color theory.

IF you suspect shes a drama queen maybe...but if your friend was qualified enough to color you, why wouldnt she cut you as well?

I think you'd be better off here with the truth...

Yekhefah
10-03-2007, 04:14 PM
Dear Cameron Keys,

I hate hate hate my day job. What's the best way to quit?

I'm teaching film to middle school kids, grade 4-7. The "school" is the most disorganized, dysfunctional mess I've ever seen. Half the kids still don't know what grade they're in, there is no structure and no discipline, and the boss is a fucking BITCH. She's this insane Russian lady with a thick accent and zero professionalism. She's been taking taxes out of my checks, but I haven't filled out any tax forms or even a job application, so she doesn't have my SSN or anything she'd need to actually file my taxes, so I doubt I'll get credit for the taxes paid. She's probably keeping that money. She never did any kind of background check on me or anything, so apparently any random wanker can come in and teach these kids (I have no certification).

I've tried to stick it out but I have no authority and I can't actually teach when I never know what kids are going to be in my class on any given day. Today she bitched me out and said the parents want their kids out of my class because all I do is show movies. I only show movies on Fridays, when half the kids are gone TO THE MALL (she lets them roam the mall on Fridays if they behave all week) and the rest of the time I am TRYING to teach an introductory film class but it's very hard in this environment. I feel bad bailing on the kids but fuck it. I get no respect from most of them anyway.

So should I pull a stripperquit and just stop going? Should I write her a letter of resignation? Should I confront her and tell her I'm quitting, and why? Should I put in notice or just leave? Should I make up a family emergency and tell her I have to go home to Memphis to take care of a dying relative? What do I do?

I'm pretty sure she's the type that'll turn any confrontation into a bitchy, angry Russian screaming catfight, so I really don't want to confront her or put in two weeks' notice. I'm also pretty sure I'm not going to get paid for the three days I've already worked this week if I quit. But the pay isn't enough to live on anyway, and I'm exhausted... I'll probably make more money stripping if I'm not so pissed off and crabby all the time!

Madcap
10-03-2007, 04:47 PM
Dear Cameron Keys,

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

cameron_keys
10-03-2007, 08:02 PM
Dear Cameron Keys,

I hate hate hate my day job. What's the best way to quit?

I'm teaching film to middle school kids, grade 4-7. The "school" is the most disorganized, dysfunctional mess I've ever seen. Half the kids still don't know what grade they're in, there is no structure and no discipline, and the boss is a fucking BITCH. She's this insane Russian lady with a thick accent and zero professionalism. She's been taking taxes out of my checks, but I haven't filled out any tax forms or even a job application, so she doesn't have my SSN or anything she'd need to actually file my taxes, so I doubt I'll get credit for the taxes paid. She's probably keeping that money. She never did any kind of background check on me or anything, so apparently any random wanker can come in and teach these kids (I have no certification).

I've tried to stick it out but I have no authority and I can't actually teach when I never know what kids are going to be in my class on any given day. Today she bitched me out and said the parents want their kids out of my class because all I do is show movies. I only show movies on Fridays, when half the kids are gone TO THE MALL (she lets them roam the mall on Fridays if they behave all week) and the rest of the time I am TRYING to teach an introductory film class but it's very hard in this environment. I feel bad bailing on the kids but fuck it. I get no respect from most of them anyway.

So should I pull a stripperquit and just stop going? Should I write her a letter of resignation? Should I confront her and tell her I'm quitting, and why? Should I put in notice or just leave? Should I make up a family emergency and tell her I have to go home to Memphis to take care of a dying relative? What do I do?

I'm pretty sure she's the type that'll turn any confrontation into a bitchy, angry Russian screaming catfight, so I really don't want to confront her or put in two weeks' notice. I'm also pretty sure I'm not going to get paid for the three days I've already worked this week if I quit. But the pay isn't enough to live on anyway, and I'm exhausted... I'll probably make more money stripping if I'm not so pissed off and crabby all the time!

1) report her to the IRS. And tell her you are doing so...I'm betting that you are the only one shes screwing over and she's at risk of being shut down or possible jail time. That might make her shut up and listen.
2) How much longer til semesters end? Do you need the paycheck it generates? Can you stick it out til the end?
If not...then quit. The kids arent listening, you're miserable AND you're getting screwed over. Why stay?

cameron_keys
10-03-2007, 08:05 PM
Dear Cameron Keys,

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Everybody knows a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Next you'll be wanting to know why she sells seashells by the seashore.

Yekhefah
10-03-2007, 09:22 PM
1) report her to the IRS. And tell her you are doing so...I'm betting that you are the only one shes screwing over and she's at risk of being shut down or possible jail time. That might make her shut up and listen.
2) How much longer til semesters end? Do you need the paycheck it generates? Can you stick it out til the end?
If not...then quit. The kids arent listening, you're miserable AND you're getting screwed over. Why stay?

How would I go about reporting her? And what do I say, just tell them she's taking deductions from my check without having me fill out information? I think she'll just tell me to fill out the info, but that place is such a disorganized mess I don't WANT to give her my SSN now because she will lose it. Seriously, this place is a train wreck. The "school" isn't even accredited. It's basically a daycare with Russian lessons.

The semester will go through December. The little paycheck is nice - $40 a day before taxes - but nowhere near enough to live on and enough to cover with an extra shift dancing each week, which I could swing if I weren't so exhausted from this so-called "teaching" gig. Half the time all I can do is babysit anyway because she decides to punish the kids with a study hall for not doing work for their "real" classes, so it's no wonder no one has any respect for my class. I COULD stick it out, probably, but I don't want to.

So what's the best way to quit? Should I just go in tomorrow and tell her I quit, or call in, or what? I could always tell her I have to go back home to Memphis to take care of a relative with cancer or something... the idea of getting into an argument with this woman about her dysfunctional shithole of a school just makes my skin crawl.

cameron_keys
10-03-2007, 09:32 PM
How would I go about reporting her? And what do I say, just tell them she's taking deductions from my check without having me fill out information? I think she'll just tell me to fill out the info, but that place is such a disorganized mess I don't WANT to give her my SSN now because she will lose it. Seriously, this place is a train wreck. The "school" isn't even accredited. It's basically a daycare with Russian lessons.

The semester will go through December. The little paycheck is nice - $40 a day before taxes - but nowhere near enough to live on and enough to cover with an extra shift dancing each week, which I could swing if I weren't so exhausted from this so-called "teaching" gig. Half the time all I can do is babysit anyway because she decides to punish the kids with a study hall for not doing work for their "real" classes, so it's no wonder no one has any respect for my class. I COULD stick it out, probably, but I don't want to.

So what's the best way to quit? Should I just go in tomorrow and tell her I quit, or call in, or what? I could always tell her I have to go back home to Memphis to take care of a relative with cancer or something... the idea of getting into an argument with this woman about her dysfunctional shithole of a school just makes my skin crawl.

Ask what she is doing with your taxes since she has none of your info. If it sounds shady...call the IRS and get their opinion.

Then quit. From your tone...thyer is nothing here worth staying for,and the kids dont care anyway.

Yekhefah
10-03-2007, 09:41 PM
I did ask. She said she would get me to fill out the form later. It's always later with her; she keeps telling me "next week" we'll have a set schedule and it's been "next week" for the past five or six weeks. All kinds of things were supposed to happen with this job and they just haven't.

I think I'm going to use the sick relative story and tell her I'm leaving for Memphis on Friday. Ugh. I'm not looking forward to this, I hate confrontations and quitting jobs. I'm soooooo tempted to pull a stripperquit and just stop going but I guess that's not the most mature thing I could do.

Budai
10-04-2007, 05:01 AM
Dear Cameron Keys,
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


Everybody knows a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Next you'll be wanting to know why she sells seashells by the seashore.

Dear Cameron Keys:

Yes, granted about the woodchuck, but if Peter Pepper picked a peck of pickled peppers, what could he logically do with them?

Also, people often look at me strangely and then ask me, "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?" WTF is that all about? :-\

cameron_keys
10-04-2007, 08:19 AM
I did ask. She said she would get me to fill out the form later. It's always later with her; she keeps telling me "next week" we'll have a set schedule and it's been "next week" for the past five or six weeks. All kinds of things were supposed to happen with this job and they just haven't.

I think I'm going to use the sick relative story and tell her I'm leaving for Memphis on Friday. Ugh. I'm not looking forward to this, I hate confrontations and quitting jobs. I'm soooooo tempted to pull a stripperquit and just stop going but I guess that's not the most mature thing I could do.

Since she has been taking taxes out without the forms..where is thatt money going? I'm going to guess she isnt being all proper and putting it in an account to pay the IRS or anything. Thats tax fraud. You can report it here:

I'd quit in writing. Tell her you are not returning and that you have reported her to the IRS. YOU dont want to get sucked in if she does get audited....if you send it certified signiture required and save a copy of it...you'll have your ass covered if the IRS comes after her.

If you quit in person....she can say anything about you.

Yekhefah
10-04-2007, 08:25 AM
Ouch. Okay. After class this morning I'll write her a letter... so I shouldn't go to the school this afternoon, I should just mail the letter?

cameron_keys
10-04-2007, 08:26 AM
Dear Cameron Keys:

Yes, granted about the woodchuck, but if Peter Pepper picked a peck of pickled peppers, what could he logically do with them?

Also, people often look at me strangely and then ask me, "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?" WTF is that all about? :-\

Well...if Peter Pepper picked a peck of pickled peppers, he was obviously a migrant worker and would have sold them at the farm market, or handed them over to his emplopyer to be sold.

The people talking about Chinese tea are just trying to distract and confuse you so they can take advatage of you. If they are cute...just go with it.

Yekhefah
10-04-2007, 08:27 AM
"Chinese Tea" - Zhong Guo Cha!

Sorry, I'm being tested on that today and you set me off.

cameron_keys
10-04-2007, 08:27 AM
Ouch. Okay. After class this morning I'll write her a letter... so I shouldn't go to the school this afternoon, I should just mail the letter?

I wouldnt if I were you. I'd just call out. this place is doing you no good and if they are disorganized as you say...tehy will likely get in trouble for SOMETHING at some point and you want to distance yourself from that.

Yekhefah
10-04-2007, 08:30 AM
Good point. Okay. I'll write the letter after Chinese class and just no-show to school this afternoon. I feel really shitty doing that but I guess there's no other alternative. I feel a panic attack coming on. *wince*

Kaylinn
10-04-2007, 11:04 AM
Cam,

My biological father didn't want me, and refused to acknowledge my existance. My mother married, and the man she married adopted me, and is my father. I alwasy knew of Joe, my biological father, and met him once when I was 14.

Years later, when I was 21ish, Joe decided that he was wrong, made a horrible mistake, and wants to be a father. He feels terrible guilt for not wanting or raising me, and has made it his purpose in life to take care of me. He gave me a (cheap) car, and gave me money a lot. He had a girlfriend that did not approve of me, or his helping me, she was crazy and jeaous, and I just lost contact with him.

Fast foward to a year ago. He tracked me down to las Vegas. He actually went to my uncles house, who gave him my aunts number, who gave hum my number in Vegas.
He said he had been looking for me for months, and desperatly wans to help me.
He sent up a savings account and automatticially deposits $200 into this account on the first of every month. The money is automaticially deducted from hs own account, when he gets his Social security. he is a war vet, and has a metal plate in his head. So he does not have a lot of money at all. All he has is his SS income.

ANyway...it is his main sole purpose in life to "help me out" he feels horrible guilt for not raising me, and all he can think abotu is helping me out. He sends me money constantly. Money he does not have. He takes out loans. Loan after loan.
I never ask him for money ,and feel terribly guilty takign this money he doesn't have. However...he gets angry with me if I don't ask for money. My cell phone got shut off last week for a few days, just until my boyfriend got paid and we paid the bill. Joe called the same day my phone was turned on, saying, " I've been tryign ot call and I couldn't get through and I knew you didn't pay the bill. If you couldn't afford it, why didn't you call me?? I want you to call and tell me these things, I want to help you!!. Then he asked if I paied my car payment yet, and if my rent was paid. I told him all my bills were current.

Last month, he wired me $1500 for school stuff. He took a loan for it. He has also wired me $700 he got a loan for. This is in addition to the $200 I recieve each month.

Today he just now called me and said he put an additional $500 into my account, he wants me to get health insurance or see a doctor for my cold. I told him I already saw a doctor and didn't need any money, but he insisted he took out a loan and the money was there.

This man should not feel guilty for giving me up. I had a decent life, and a great father. Financially, I'm not in the best shape, but I'm far far better off than he is. I feel sooo bad taking his money, but he gets very angry if I don't ask, and absolutly won't let me refuse the mney. He needs to help me. It's all he thinks about.


What should I do? Continue to suck this man dry and send him into bankruptcy? he has to be headed there soon with all the loans he takes out, I have no clue how he makes the payments on them all.

I can't refuse the money, he won't let me. I could close the bank account he opened, and stop speaking to him, but I think that would drive him insane. he has a one track mind, and I am it. It's all consuming, help me. that's all he thinks about. More ways to send me money and help me.

What should I do?
I'm glad he feels a sence of responsibility now, I'm glad he decided to want me 20 years later. But he gave me up, he turned over responsibility to another man who gladly took it on and raised me. Joe is free from being a parent. he does not need to do all this. He is going to be homeless and bankrupt if this continues. He is a poor man. he isn't concidering his own welfare. He would gladly not eat for a week if he could send me more money with his food momney. I don't want this guilt on my shoulders tho.

What do you think, Cam?

I've tried to tell him to stop, and that I'm fine and don't need help. He doesn't care. It's all he wants to do.

cameron_keys
10-04-2007, 11:10 AM
What should I do? Continue to suck this man dry and send him into bankruptcy? he has to be headed there soon with all the loans he takes out, I have no clue how he makes the payments on them all.

I can't refuse the money, he won't let me. I could close the bank account he opened, and stop speaking to him, but I think that would drive him insane. he has a one track mind, and I am it. It's all consuming, help me. that's all he thinks about. More ways to send me money and help me.

What should I do?


Thats a tough one. He is obviously trying to assuage his guilt by doing this. Do you eveer see each other? Face to face? How about telling him that you are all set for money but what you would really like is for him to take this money he is giving you and come to visit a cpl times a yr. What would make you TRULY happy is to SEE him and have a relationship with HIM...not his bank account. (that is...IF you do want to see him)

If he says no...then it is more about HIS guilt then what YOU need. And I would feel no guilt in closing the account or sending money back for his own good.

What about the girlfriend? Can you send money to HER account so she can pay those bills for him without him knowing?

Kaylinn
10-04-2007, 11:18 AM
Idon't want to see him. Although he is proving himself to be a decent man..he has.....
When I met him when I was 14, he told me he never ever drinks, but smokign pot was ok. He told me if I ever wanted any pot, to see him.

He also apparently "exposed" himself to a group of kinds once, years ago.

He has very very bad memory, and asks the same questions over and over. Which honestly annoys the crap out of me.
He is also not a very bright man, and although it isn't his fault...I just can't stand speaking to him to often.

See, he has this plate in his head and brain damage from an accident or the war or something. That explains all the above behavior. It also makes him obsessive, and I'm the sourse of his obsession.

So although he seems like a decent man now, I don't have a desire to see him. Also, I have a father, and a good one. My dad doesn't know abotu my contact with Joe, and would be very upset if he found out.

As for the girlfriend. She HATES me. She doesn't know Joe is doing all this. She is also fuckign crazy and has been jailed for abusing him.
But she is in very poor health( Joe is 58 and the girlfriend is in her late 70's)
Her health is very bad and she is bedridden. Joe doesn't like her, but they have been together for like, 10 years or somethign and he feels it's his duty to care for her until she dies. So he is her nurse.

I think about closing the account to put a stop to this...bu also woudl need to change my phoen number adn cut off contact, or else it would never stop. I think he'd go crazy worrying about me, and not being able to help me. All he ever does is worry that I'm not ok, and that's why he sends me money so much.
When I lived in Pa, I was struggling a lot, and gladly accepted his help. I was very very bad shape. I guess he still thinks I'm that poor, but I'm not. Sure, I have trouble once and ahwile, like not payign my phoen bill on time...but for the most part, I'm stable. I always have food and shelter and gas for my car.


I don't know....it just isn't right. He does not have the money for this.

Oh yeah....before he knew I had moved out of the state, he bought me a house. Small, fixerupper. Then he foudn out I was in Vegas, and he is still fixing this house up with the plans to sell it and give me the profits,. That's another loan he has that he can't afford and I didn't ask for.

cameron_keys
10-04-2007, 11:24 AM
Well then the question is..what would be worse for him(and you)? Worrying when you close the account or going bankrupt?

It sounds like he has some mental issues that need addressing...but wont be. So you could close the account..but keep in touch with him by phone or letter ona reg basis so he knows you are ok. And tell him that you will absolutely positively ask for his help if you are ever in a rut and need it. But that it is causing you more pain and worry that he is doing this to himself.

SteveK
10-04-2007, 11:27 AM
cameron keys
i can't orgasm like a normal person during vaginal intercourse
sometimes i can have vaginal intercourse for 2 hours and not orgasm

however, if i have anal intercourse, i will orgasm in 10 minutes or less

i also cant orgasm while being given oral sex

what should i do ?

cameron_keys
10-04-2007, 11:30 AM
cameron keys
i can't orgasm like a normal person during vaginal intercourse
sometimes i can have vaginal intercourse for 2 hours and not orgasm

however, if i have anal intercourse, i will orgasm in 10 minutes or less

i also cant orgasm while being given oral sex

what should i do ?

Can you orgasm clitorally or vaginally while masturbating? If not....then maybe you should try. Experiment by yourself to see what works for you.

A large percentage of women do NOT come vaginally...they need clitoral stimulation. So dont feel bad if this is you. And as long as you and your partner enjoy anal sex...why feel bad about somethng you may be missing out on?

SteveK
10-04-2007, 01:21 PM
im a guy lol
and she doesnt enjoy anal sex

cameron_keys
10-04-2007, 02:02 PM
im a guy lol
and she doesnt enjoy anal sex

Oops....sorry..I missed that blue ribbon!

I'm assuming you mean anal sex GIVING you get off on and not recieving since you mentioned her preferance...?

If you cant come any other way...ask yourself why? Is she a bit loose and you need the tightness of anal sex? Or are you somehow holding back...intimidated by her? Bored? There has to be a reason...but only you can figure out what it is.

Have you NEVER come any other way? If you have before...ask yourself what has changed.

Mastridonicus
10-04-2007, 02:09 PM
Dear Cameron Keys,

Hypothetically, if the Axe body spray did not live up to the lofty commercial driven expectations I could have expected, what kind of cologne would you suggest?

Sincerely,
NotMastridonicus.

cameron_keys
10-04-2007, 02:10 PM
Dear Cameron Keys,

Hypothetically, if the Axe body spray did not live up to the lofty commercial driven expectations I could have expected, what kind of cologne would you suggest?

Sincerely,
NotMastridonicus.

Irish Spring. Applied liberally with water. Repeat as necessary

Mastridonicus
10-04-2007, 02:12 PM
I thought that was a soap. Yo B. I bathe.

cameron_keys
10-04-2007, 02:17 PM
I thought that was a soap. Yo B. I bathe.

You do? My sources must have lied to me.....

In that case..I suggest any cologne that does NOT come in an aerosol can.

Mastridonicus
10-04-2007, 02:19 PM
You do? My sources must have lied to me.....

In that case..I suggest any cologne that does NOT come in an aerosol can.

So...Brut? What are we talking here? C'mon. I want to stink like stud.

cameron_keys
10-04-2007, 02:21 PM
So...Brut? What are we talking here? C'mon. I want to stink like stud.

Oh a stud?? how about this:

Mastridonicus
10-04-2007, 02:32 PM
Hmmm I'll give it a shot. I'm looking for something that can depants a hot girl through the olfactory sense. Like, cause her to inhale in such a way that her pants will loosen and just naturally fall to the ground.

I used to own soooo much Axe shit. It was gifted to me one year in bulk, I tried to force myself to use it, but...I just... couldn't, I was so bad, that some had to trump a gift by buying me a gift of cologne so I could use it.

Which is a pretty cool gift, based on the memories you get in just using it.

cameron_keys
10-04-2007, 02:34 PM
Like, cause her to inhale in such a way that her pants will loosen and just naturally fall to the ground.
.

I hear heroin is good for that.....(sorry..I'm in a smartass mood today!)

Mastridonicus
10-04-2007, 02:36 PM
I hear heroin is good for that.....(sorry..I'm in a smartass mood today!)

Lets just say, for the sake of argument, the targets in question are prepared for that avenue of seduction.

cameron_keys
10-04-2007, 02:42 PM
Lets just say, for the sake of argument, the targets in question are prepared for that avenue of seduction.

Then you are all set stud! Go get some smackhead ass!

thefrog
10-04-2007, 02:45 PM
I thought that was a soap. Yo B. I bathe.


You do? My sources must have lied to me.....

In that case..I suggest any cologne that does NOT come in an aerosol can.


Hmmm I'll give it a shot. I'm looking for something that can depants a hot girl through the olfactory sense. Like, cause her to inhale in such a way that her pants will loosen and just naturally fall to the ground.

I used to own soooo much Axe shit. It was gifted to me one year in bulk, I tried to force myself to use it, but...I just... couldn't, I was so bad, that some had to trump a gift by buying me a gift of cologne so I could use it.

Which is a pretty cool gift, based on the memories you get in just using it.


I hear heroin is good for that.....(sorry..I'm in a smartass mood today!)


you two have me laughing so hard, you made my pants fall to the ground and now i need a shower :D

Mastridonicus
10-04-2007, 02:50 PM
Then you are all set stud! Go get some smackhead ass!

*leans in and whispers*....you don't....inhale....heroin.....

are you suggesting, I just walk up, say "Hi", slam a needle in em?

Nikki Sixx
10-04-2007, 03:00 PM
Dear Cameron , I want a serious relationship with a guy but once we have sex (after 1 to 2 months ) I lose interest. What is the matter with me. I really want to find love. Ive been divorced for a year and I was the same way before him. Its like Im more interested in the chase, but I love the intamicy of lovemaking also. Please help.

cameron_keys
10-04-2007, 03:06 PM
*leans in and whispers*....you don't....inhale....heroin.....

are you suggesting, I just walk up, say "Hi", slam a needle in em?

It isnt the most popular option..but you can in fact snort heroin:

"Heroin can be injected, smoked, or sniffed/snorted. Injection is the most efficient way to administer low-purity heroin. The availability of high-purity heroin, however, and the fear of infection by sharing needles has made snorting and smoking the drug more common. National Institute on Drug Abuse (NIDA) researchers have confirmed that all forms of heroin administration are addictive.3"

cameron_keys
10-04-2007, 03:08 PM
Dear Cameron , I want a serious relationship with a guy but once we have sex (after 1 to 2 months ) I lose interest. What is the matter with me. I really want to find love. Ive been divorced for a year and I was the same way before him. Its like Im more interested in the chase, but I love the intamicy of lovemaking also. Please help.

It may have mor to do with the guys you are chasing. Do you HAVE interest in them outside of the chase? Do you share common hobbies,values, etc....or are you just going for who tickles your fancy?

Maybe you just need to look deeper.

Or maybe, subconciously you are sabatoging yourself because you arent as ready for a commited relationship as you think...still smarting from the divorce maybe...

Mastridonicus
10-04-2007, 03:29 PM
It isnt the most popular option..but you can in fact snort heroin:http://www.whitehousedrugpolicy.gov/drugfact/heroin/index.html

"Heroin can be injected, smoked, or sniffed/snorted. Injection is the most efficient way to administer low-purity heroin. The availability of high-purity heroin, however, and the fear of infection by sharing needles has made snorting and smoking the drug more common. National Institute on Drug Abuse (NIDA) researchers have confirmed that all forms of heroin administration are addictive.3"

Wow...so seducing women is exactly like seducking MrChristopher. This is going to be easier than I thought.

RoseWhite
10-04-2007, 08:52 PM
NotMast & Cam, the product you are looking for is Hai Karate. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtwh3nQP5Uo)

"As a unique marketing ploy, in the early days each bottle of Hai Karate (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hai_Karate) came with a small self-defense instruction booklet, to help wearers defend themselves against women."

Mastridonicus
10-05-2007, 08:33 AM
I can appreciate that. Since that's all kinda forplay to me anyways, Rosewhite... but this is really hard to contend with!

http://www.axevice.com/naughtytonice/

big_daddy
10-07-2007, 06:00 PM
Dear Cameron, I get home from work yesterday and she has been here and left a note. In this note she is telling me that she is going to turn all the bills over to me and pay me some money for her half. The reason why she is doing this is because she was told that I was with another woman in Walmart (for Gods sake like I would take a woman to Walmart on a date!) and because she was told I had a blonde in the house one night. The woman at walmart was my friends girlfriend and we both need to go to walmart so we went together, no big deal. The blonde at my house was a friend from high school, which my wife hates but did not know it was her, was here because I gave her a ride to town from a party so we could go to the bar and meet her boyfriend. She was here for 10 mins just to see my cat. She has never seen him and had the chance so I let her see him. WTF she can go do what she wants but as soon as I'm seen in public with another woman "I have moved on" what kind of games is she playing or is she? What the hell can I do? I'm giving her her space, I'm doing all she wants me to do. What should I do?
Thanks again for being there you rock!

lyra
10-07-2007, 06:49 PM
Dear Cameron,
I recently had to go home for a death in my family and had to take my dog to my mother-in-laws to stay. When I got back home I noticed that my dog is bitting herself very badly. I have gotten 3 fleas off of her today. The problem is my dog is allergic to flea medication. What can I use on her to get the fleas off? I have had her for 5 years now with no flea problems before.

cameron_keys
10-08-2007, 07:06 AM
Dear Cameron, I get home from work yesterday and she has been here and left a note. In this note she is telling me that she is going to turn all the bills over to me and pay me some money for her half. The reason why she is doing this is because she was told that I was with another woman in Walmart (for Gods sake like I would take a woman to Walmart on a date!) and because she was told I had a blonde in the house one night. The woman at walmart was my friends girlfriend and we both need to go to walmart so we went together, no big deal. The blonde at my house was a friend from high school, which my wife hates but did not know it was her, was here because I gave her a ride to town from a party so we could go to the bar and meet her boyfriend. She was here for 10 mins just to see my cat. She has never seen him and had the chance so I let her see him. WTF she can go do what she wants but as soon as I'm seen in public with another woman "I have moved on" what kind of games is she playing or is she? What the hell can I do? I'm giving her her space, I'm doing all she wants me to do. What should I do?
Thanks again for being there you rock!


Ok you need to stop playing around. This may sound harsh...but stop thinking this will work out. Change the locks. Get a lawyer and divide responsibilities. NOW. Not soon..NOW. Call one today.

She isnt coming back. What she IS going to do is screw you every way she can. SHE can certainly go on dates and have her space...but apparently if you do you need to be punished for it?? NO. She is being selfish and unreasonable.

SHe needs to NOT have access to the house. And you need to legally put on paper who owes what and when ...or else you will end up paying everything. Mark my words....the money she says she'll send for her bills....the first time she sees you even TALK to another girl she will say "Just have you new little girlfriend pay the bills then...I dont owe you wnything".

I've seen it happen a million times.

Call a locksmith and a lawyer today. And stop answering her calls. No good can come of it.