View Full Version : My husband is humping our girlfriend upstairs
austinatalie
09-05-2007, 07:32 PM
i wish i had a girlfriend!
cameron_keys
09-05-2007, 07:36 PM
Ok..I just got humped. I'm happy now
Alianne
09-05-2007, 07:37 PM
i am even sadder now
i just called my hubby and he said no i cant have ice cream
im going to cry
& im still not getting humped
must go find a hooker
Darcy Foxx
09-05-2007, 07:42 PM
I'm Stripperwebbing and MySpacing in my pajamas while a man in the bathroom is fixing my shower. I smell and need to wash.
Yekhefah
09-05-2007, 08:39 PM
I want a hooker too. Unfortunately I doubt I could find a clean one for the $20 I could afford to spend on her. I need to get off my ass and go find a new club tomorrow.
Tonight at La Casa de Yek, it is still quiet as K is out of town and none of my friends want to come over. I am bored out of my shit, but at least the heat wave is finally over so the cat has perked up. I've been wandering around the house blurting out random words in Chinese to practice my pronounciation. All the windows are open and the neighbors probably think I'm insane.
I think I'll pour a glass of spiced mead and float in the bath for awhile.
sxybrat07
09-05-2007, 08:45 PM
I want a hooker too. Unfortunately I doubt I could find a clean one for the $20 I could afford to spend on her.
Um..cook me dinner I'll be your hooker for free! }:D
Yekhefah
09-05-2007, 08:47 PM
Ooh, I get to cook AND fuck the sexiest babe in Utah? *faints with pleasure*
Alianne
09-05-2007, 08:48 PM
hmm i have 50 i could spend on a hooker but the odds of finding a clean one are slim
i must go beg for sex from hubby
and im out of cheerios
im so sad
BalletBaby
09-05-2007, 09:05 PM
I would like to either hump or be humped.
I'm procrastinating.
bmxryder
09-05-2007, 09:31 PM
My kids are hula-hooping, my husband is downstairs, and I am drinking and lamenting the fact that I have to go to work tomorrow! Ah....Vegas!!!
holiday
09-05-2007, 09:36 PM
I wish my boyfriend was upstairs humping my girlfriend.
I'm watching Last Comic Standing and a guy actually just told a really funny stripper joke.
I had a pretty decent day at work and then my boyfriend made us dinner. I put my baby to bed and now I'm chillin on the couch with the TV and my sweet sweet stripperweb.
yogibear179
09-05-2007, 09:55 PM
looking for some of stripper clothes (buying my first ones!!)
SW-ing
eating chocolate and ruining my diet
Listening to TFC in the background (a friend is watching it)
Kinda tired but not enough to go to sleep. Its weird all day all i think about is hopping into bed to catch some Z's but when i go get hom its SW and chocolate for me
oh also looking at the Lush website... eeekkk!
mina loy
09-05-2007, 10:37 PM
eating butter pecan ice cream, sw-ing, and occasionally reading literary severus snape pornography at sycophanthex.com
i wish i was getting humped by severus snape. we'd break out the butter pecan ice cream too.
phillyvixen
09-06-2007, 05:01 AM
I got up early to see my Fiance off to work. I need to go have a nail fixed that i broke while cleaning yesterday. We are going into Philly today which means an awesome dinner tonight! Yay i love the restaurants in the city!
Oh and i tried having a boyfriend and a girlfriend once and it was pretty much a disaster, they both wanted me to themselves and didn't really care for each other. I think in the future i might be open to try it again.
Mastridonicus
09-06-2007, 07:35 AM
My...action figure....is on the desk here humping....another action figure...while... my mom nags at me about not folding her laundry....
And I just realized I told someone that I have a severe sexual interest in (christ she's so painfully hot) that Namaste reminds me of the universal greeting in transformers.
My penis is my other foot I keep stepping on :(
Oh god http://mastridonicus.com/seekrit/sw/smiley/Suicide.gif
RoseWhite
09-06-2007, 10:02 AM
eating butter pecan ice cream, sw-ing, and occasionally reading literary severus snape pornography at sycophanthex.com
i wish i was getting humped by severus snape. we'd break out the butter pecan ice cream too.
I have ALWAYS thought Snape just needed a little lovin'. I'm sure casting Alan Rickman had a liiiiittle bit to do with that . . .
Mast! That smiley is horrible! *cries*
greggy
09-06-2007, 12:49 PM
Guess I'll join in:
Just finished the "real" job. At mommy's house listening to her and my little sister play with the dog. Why does she need to come in here and stare at the computer screen? Yes, Mommy, I AM on STRIPPERweb! Gotta go to a meeting for the "real" job at 6, then it's on to the club for some "real" money (I hope, I hope, I hope...)
mina loy
09-07-2007, 01:48 AM
I have ALWAYS thought Snape just needed a little lovin'. I'm sure casting Alan Rickman had a liiiiittle bit to do with that . . .
Mast! That smiley is horrible! *cries*
to most of the fanfic authors at sycophant hex's occlumency section, severus is a sex god. i love it.
I just woke up from a vampire power nap, am eating leftover pizza, and am not humping anyone right now.
That is the BEST avatar ever!!!!!! :rotfl:
Shit I cant fuckin do that!!!!!