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Danielle_
09-12-2007, 04:29 PM
Just wanted to mention I also love Eddie Izzard, every since I was in HS, so adorable.

ChloeTheRed
09-14-2007, 02:34 PM
Your sanity is beyond price.

For me personally, I do attach a strong value to sex, and I'm not one for one night stands, but I once decided that my price was $10k or better. Whenever a guy has asked me to name a price, though, I tell him $20k and laugh like it's a joke. I doubt I'll ever be confronted with the kind of situation where I would actually have to make that decision, but it would be hard.

ScriptKitty
09-14-2007, 04:56 PM
Wow, can I ever relate.

I had a customer in VIP, very drunk and incredibly enamored with me. I had just met him. He was some young kid, probably late twenties, looked like some kind of spoiled trust fundie. I had never seen anybody so drunk waving around so much freaking money in their hands.

He was totally infatuated, and offered five grand to eat me out for 10 minutes. I totally wanted to do it. I mean hell, for that kind of money! This guy was not bad looking at all, I probably would have slept with him anyway had I been back in college on some liquored-up rampage after a big test (I was kind of notorious for that...hey, us women have needs too!). But back to the story, I declined. I'm an incredible wuss, and I didn't want to get caught (I most certainly would have. It was shift change, so there's about 5 directors walking around everywhere, especially in VIP, which is a bit infamous for "extras"). When I said no, he bumped it up to 10, but with a caveat - he wanted to have sex with me for 10 minutes (wow, one grand a minute...JESUS now I really hate myself for turning this down!!). I couldn't do it. I was too scared of getting caught. I was too scared of meeting him OTC, 1) because he might retract once he sobered up, 2) safety, 3) the fear he might not actually pay me. So I decline again. Desperate, he waves $20,000 IN FRONT OF MY FACE!!!! Oh and by the way, our club lawyer is sitting right across from us the whole time. This is all occurring in the bar/lounge area of our VIP section. And he's just babbling on hysterically, slurring out all the stipulations as conspicuously as possible in front of staff members, other customers, other dancers, and last but not least, the club lawyer. I told myself, if I don't get myself out of this situation ASAP, I'm going to do it. So I gave him a firm "thanks, but no thanks," and ran downstairs.


AAAAAAGGGG! I hate myself! It wasn't even out of morality, just a stupid fucking fear of fucking getting caught (...fucking...)

iambonbon05
09-14-2007, 06:40 PM
I hope you don't think anyone considers you an idiot for turning it down. It's just a tough choice to make, so it makes people think "hmm... would I??"

Really, big kudos for sticking to your guns.

kitana
09-15-2007, 08:11 AM
LMAOOOOO Well we'll be hos together b/c I swear I was thinking the same thing. You can feel it, take pics of it, inspect it at your leisure...just gimme my money! LMAO

Count me in the "Ho Club" then, cause for 5K, yup you can touch my va-jay-jay all you want for a night, lol.

And 10K, I have to say I would have done it.

Bridgette
09-15-2007, 09:23 AM
LOL! That's funny in a way, but in another I find it a bit degrading that some jerkoff would stoop to smacking a woman with money to try to get her to fuck him. Like, insecure much? It's not about the money or the transaction, or morals or any of that. It's that some guy thinks that he can buy anything he wants, even people, with the right money. Ugh sometimes I hate men ::)