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thefrog
09-30-2007, 06:16 PM
i was hot one time. i turned on the Air conditioner :rotfl:

sadbuttrue
09-30-2007, 06:52 PM
Twatwaffle....LOL...new to me

The standard "Let me go molest you out back" works if it's something I like...

The ATF had me before Hello with those piercing eyes. I've never seen anything quite like that since. She once made me spill my beer when looking at me from across the room.

A particularly girlish voice works. I think a whispery one might be tought to resist.

Nothing would never work in the current club. She is only the second I have bonded with outside of the ATF and she has always kept the bond.

Sorry....chardonnay talking at this point...Sad out

>>>Sad<<<

kitana
10-01-2007, 01:17 AM
So you are a complete waste. Good to know.
And no you arent hot. Just by the fact that you said that in one of your first posts.

Why is it that all the average guys have to shout how hot they are?!

It's the TRUE hotties that keep quiet or are even humble about it, just like guys with TINY dicks always talking about their wanker, while guys that are really hung, always downplay their size.

MinahSky
11-05-2007, 02:43 AM
I'm still howling at the "twatwaffle"...LOVE IT.

I remember my best friend was having a rough time getting dances. She's a Shakira look-alike, but it was slow. So I got up and said, "watch". I catwalked (one foot in front of the other, slowly) to this big guy who was talking to his friends. They saw me approaching and they all got quiet. I turned and looked at him for a second. Then I sat down in his lap, my breasts in his face (well, not quite) and my ass in his...well, you know. I smiled sweetly while running my hands through his hair and said, "Hi".... I didn't even have to ask, he got up with me in his arms and off we went for about 10 dances.

BmiWMT14
11-05-2007, 01:44 PM
This past weekend I was approached by a dancer, after the introductions and a minute or two of small talk she looks at me and says, " are you ready to take me in the back and fondle me like we're both 14 again?" What could you say after that except yes...

Mastridonicus
11-05-2007, 08:33 PM
I'll let ya see mah frunt butt.