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Picaresque
10-05-2007, 11:01 PM
Bocce Ball

If you walked up to me with a case of bocce balls and a smile, the CR would be free. :P

Damn....now I really want a custy to do that. Bocce in the CR would make my night. But no free CR for just any old custy with a set of balls (bad pun intended).

Casual Observer
10-06-2007, 05:34 AM
Bocce Ball

I thought it was croquet?

Djoser
10-06-2007, 07:12 AM
The last time I was in a Champagne Room the dancer and I built a totally rad Lego fort and we re-enacted the 1324 Siege of English fortress of La Reole during the 100 Years War, complete with French siege cannons that ultimately caused the fort's capitulation.

Then she blew me.

All for 100 bucks. I had to bring my own Legos, though.

This is by far the funniest thing I have ever read on SW. In fact, it's funnier than any dozen other posts put together, the majority of which were the product of your diabolical humor.

I was literally shrieking and howling just now, and my neighbors have had their suspicions of my derangement confirmed.

Please post more often...

Mastridonicus
10-06-2007, 09:51 PM
I thought it was croquet?


Oh there's that. You should see where the store the wickers and goal sticks.

MoreThenAJohn
10-08-2007, 09:08 AM
I am surprised why we are not hearing from all of the girls what goes on in the CR at their club. Come on sell us on what you do to give us incentive to pay the exorbitant amount clubs charge, I am guessing it is not worth it and that is why all the jokes are being made to deflect the answer. Stop the BS about "just pay it and see for yourself" that is the worst hustle I have ever heard.

zxcire
10-08-2007, 09:15 AM
I am surprised why we are not hearing from all of the girls what goes on in the CR at their club. Come on sell us on what you do to give us incentive to pay the exorbitant amount clubs charge, I am guessing it is not worth it and that is why all the jokes are being made to deflect the answer. Stop the BS about "just pay it and see for yourself" that is the worst hustle I have ever heard.

Um...we don't NEED to sell to you, dude. You're not in my club, I'm not gonna waste my time on you! Besides, don't you have a stripper girlfriend/soulmate you should go pay attention to???

cameron_keys
10-08-2007, 09:22 AM
Um...we don't NEED to sell to you, dude. You're not in my club, I'm not gonna waste my time on you! Besides, don't you have a stripper girlfriend/soulmate you should go pay attention to???

Exactly. Why would we waste our time "selling" to someone who will never buy?

Jay Zeno
10-08-2007, 09:26 AM
I am guessing it is not worth itThen don't go.

If you want specific stories (that may be largely bullshit), try the . Customer Conversation is not the place to be snarling qualitative comments.

MoreThenAJohn
10-08-2007, 09:40 AM
Oh I didn't realize the difference between pink and blue until just now, thanks for the clarification.


You're welcome.

Post edited. It's not nice to snarl a qualitative comment after mod suggests you not do so.

cameron_keys
10-08-2007, 09:47 AM
Go joint the other johns on the blue side. They'll accept you with open(yet bitter) arms

MinahSky
11-05-2007, 02:21 AM
It sounds like you're asking if she'll have sex with you. I know this is the pink side and since you posted it here, I will answer here. The answer is maybe. Some girls do, some girls don't. Some just lie and say they do to get you in there. Most girls who do will want a tip for doing certain things, more than what the VIP costs, since the club will take part of the money you paid for it.

Oh, and at Deja Vu, there are cameras...

doc-catfish
11-05-2007, 07:25 PM
Answering whether the CR is worth it is really no different than discerning whether any other product is worth it. I say if you insist on truth in packaging (I always do), and can't get a straight answer on what exactly you're going to be getting, its probably best not to buy.

Of course, if the cost of said product or service is more than you can afford, or at the least outweighs your curiosity (in my case, it almost always does), the answer to the aforementioned question is really irrelevant. Is a Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder really worth $200K? Unless I win the lottery, I guess I'll have to take someone's word for it.

ViolaStrings
11-07-2007, 10:12 AM
I am surprised why we are not hearing from all of the girls what goes on in the CR at their club. Come on sell us on what you do to give us incentive to pay the exorbitant amount clubs charge, I am guessing it is not worth it and that is why all the jokes are being made to deflect the answer. Stop the BS about "just pay it and see for yourself" that is the worst hustle I have ever heard.

In the champage room, you get to suck MY cock.

BalletBaby
11-07-2007, 03:18 PM
In my VIP, I dance for you and we talk. Yep, that's right, you get to PAY to talk to me.

MinahSky
11-07-2007, 04:32 PM
I am surprised why we are not hearing from all of the girls what goes on in the CR at their club. Come on sell us on what you do to give us incentive to pay the exorbitant amount clubs charge, I am guessing it is not worth it and that is why all the jokes are being made to deflect the answer. Stop the BS about "just pay it and see for yourself" that is the worst hustle I have ever heard.

Now hear this, "John". THERE IS NO SEX IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM. That is, UNLESS: the girl you choose sucks/fucks/jerks for money. Now this girl is not the same as the girl who promises you the world to get you in the CR/VIP. Unless you have had this girl in the VIP before or she is widely known to do the things you are looking for, this is always a gamble. Even then, it is a gamble since she can chose to not do it with you and you can't complain after she has taken your money because you will have to admit that you were soliciting sex for money.

I never had sex with my best customers who knew I had and even knew my boyfriend at the time. Absolutely no sex going on. So lest you think that it's all about money, it really is not.

So, John, your best bet is to go directly to the source and hire a known prostitute and cut out the middle man...

VegasPrincess
11-11-2007, 07:44 PM
Viola, that shit is hilarious.......