View Full Version : Sex: Is eating pussy overrated?
Jenny
10-02-2007, 08:14 AM
I would say that most women don't discuss it in depth because... well, it's a given. Sort of like saying "my dream partner will be nice looking". Well, duh.
I'm always clean, insofar as I've always showered fair recently. But I don't feel to the need to scrub myself down there just before a guy goes down on me.
I've only very rarely met a guy who doesn't like going down on a girl. And I don't actually mind if they are getting off on getting me off. I mean - they are into my pleasure. It makes them feel good and sexually potent to get me off. Good! I like the guys I'm fucking to feel good. I'm perfectly happy if they experience an ego gratification when they fuck me.
sassysummer
10-02-2007, 08:16 AM
I love it when I guy whispers in my ear "I want to taste you." }:D
***quiver**
ai yai yai
Blade
10-02-2007, 08:20 AM
I got lucky as a youth and dated older women..women who knew what they wanted and werent afraid to tell me. I was smart enough to listen and attempt to learn, and one woman told me that oral sex is supposed to be like licking powder of the wings of a butterfly..and if its supposed to change to a quick hard licking the woman will let me know by body language, ie shoving my head directly agaiinst her and humping the hell out of my face. I soon realized that i liked the taste of a woman much more than recieving oral, hell there are times I'd rather do it than have sex.
I'll lick it before during and after sex, and it's always been my opinion that if I'm willing to lick it then the woman is clean enough. Our ancestors werent big on soap and showers, the natural scent of a woman is good enough for me.
I'll never claim to be the best at it, but if the woman isnt enjoying what I'm doing I don't mind being told how, where, speed up etc...I'm there for her pleasure so tell lme what ya want and I'll try my damndest. It's a MAJOR turn on for me to see the pleasure in her face or hear her moans
ExoticEngineer
10-02-2007, 08:25 AM
^^ Added to the SS Hall of Fame! That's BRILLIANT!
What is this SS Hall of fame? I feel like I should really know this....:O
virgoamm
10-02-2007, 08:50 AM
No way! For me to be happy sexually with a guy, he *has* to be good at it. It is next to impossible for me to climax from just sex alone; I have to have clit stimulation too. Luckily, my man is very good at pleasing me.. ;)
LatinaRose
10-02-2007, 09:52 AM
^^ Added to the SS Hall of Fame! That's BRILLIANT!
SS Hall of Fame?? Is this a thread that already exists?? If so, please link, if not, please start one!!
I'm perfectly happy if they experience an ego gratification when they fuck me.
:yes: I'd be insulted if they didn't get an ego boost from fucking me.
RoseWhite
10-02-2007, 10:05 AM
SS Hall of Fame?? Is this a thread that already exists?? If so, please link, if not, please start one!!
Hee hee, I didn't know of an actual thread, so was just speaking generally, but there's a few similar ones, especially on the blue side, as you can imagine:
Most Common Stripper Shit Line (http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=38496&highlight=Stripper+Shit)
Stripper Shit That Works On You (http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=38329&highlight=Stripper+Shit)
And in SG: What's Your Stripper Shit? (http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=91696&highlight=Stripper+Shit)
Fun stuff!
Ok, back to cunnilingus . . . ;D
LatinaRose
10-02-2007, 11:38 AM
^^Thanks! I enjoy reading it even if I don't think I'm gonna dance anymore ;D
Every man thinks he's a champ at cunnilingus. Nearly all of them are awful at it. Too many of them learn how to do it from porn that puts zero emphasis on pleasing the woman.
*clap, clap* Thank you. I've had too many night spent with "champs" that would have been better spent with a good book.
As for porn, Boy and I can't watch porn anymore because we'll end up watching "cunniligus" scenes and screaming at the T.V. for being inaccurate and misleading.
I require a fair amount of attention and technique, which many guys don't seem to get. 2 fingers on the g-spot and 10+ minutes of gentle, steady licking is what makes it awesome. Even when I tell this to my partners, they seem to want to mix it up and like, lick in 20 different directions and stuff. Maybe they get bored or stiff in the neck or something, who knows. In any case, I'll happily accept even the most mediocre muffin-munching (alliteration is funny to me, k?).
I require about the same. I hate the random licking. But the worst is when they stop for a full minute and it all comes crashing down. Welcome to square one. (And I heart your alliterative ways)
Some girls can get off multiple times in one session, but not me. Men often wistfully complain that they WISH they were girls so that they can have more than one orgasm, yet I've been accused of being guy-like, in that when I'm done, I'm DONE. Of course I'm happy to continue to please my partner, but don't try to badger me into a second one. I have no choice but to interpret that as an act of aggression.
(I do have pretty big, intense orgasms, so I'm in no way complaining or deprived.)
Same. Once I'm done, LEAVE MY CLITORIS ALONE. We'll have sex, don't you worry, but for each time you forcefully lick my clitoris after I orgasm, I get to rip a chunk of hair from the base of your penis.
The typical male attitude doesn't help. Invariably referring to it as "Eating Pussy" being perhaps the most benign manifestation. The endless fish jokes are worse. Then there is the rabid fear most men have of even the slightest chance of a little blood. I just don't get that at all.
Then there are the endless television commercials letting women know how much of a problem it is, and how they are going to need a full array of sprays, powders, and other manufactured goods to control it at all times.
My downbelows smell like rainbows and happiness, and no commercial can convince me otherwise.
Has anybody had experience with using a toy + cunnilingus? but in this case, I mean a toy for penetration, not just a vibe on the outside.
Ooh! Ooh! Me!!!! And it's amazing. Boy insists on if I'm to leave fingernail dents in his head. I've only drawn blood once or twice... a week.
Taylorlila
10-02-2007, 12:16 PM
My downbelows smell like rainbows and happiness, and no commercial can convince me otherwise.
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}:D Exactly. You will lick it and you will love it because it is delicious!
And No, it is not overrated as long as you know what you're doing. If you don't I will be happy to tell you EXACTLY what works for me. And yes you may bring me to a shuddering orgasm multiple times :). Just give my clit a moments rest and its ready to go again!
I can't get enough! My favorite though is getting off via oral then getting fucked and using my fingers or even enough friction from his pelvic area to make it happen again...mmmmm. Okay I'm in my bf's store, is it appropriate to masturbate in a place of bussiness?
I have actually found that my less experienced bf's have been better...but maybe thats because I can teach them...and I've had better experiences with men than women.
Circe
10-02-2007, 12:47 PM
It is for me, but not for most women. I mean, it obviously feels okay but it doesn't get me off and I'm always bored and antsy to get to other activities. A few woman called into Dan Savage's podcast with questions about how to tell their partners they just weren't into cunnilingus, and I was all "Yes! I am not the freak exception"
Snowles
10-02-2007, 01:12 PM
My downbelows smell like rainbows and happiness, and no commercial can convince me otherwise.
Greatest. Quote. Ever.
Back to the topic at hand, I've never claimed to be the best at it. Hell, I'd say I'm passable at best. But I do enjoy doing it and I'm always willing to listen to instructions. And for the record, I've made a point to never do that damn awful "alphabet" thing.
BmiWMT14
10-02-2007, 01:50 PM
Not overrated in my book. But I can see where a few bad experiances, or a partner that is terrible at it would make the whole thing not worth while.
This is and awesome thread by the way...
I just texted my SO with "when I get home I want to taste you" She texted back " hurry up and get home" ;D
smartcookie
10-02-2007, 02:28 PM
As with everything, it's a matter of individual preference. Some women don't like the cunnie; some do. And most men aren't very good at it; it's true. I suppose it's arguable that most women aren't good at giving blowjobs either, but I'll let the men here chime in on that.
The fundamental difference between our respective genders is that when it comes to technique/performance critique, men's egos are more easily bruised. You don't like the way I suck your cock? Fine. Tell me how to do it differently, and I'll gladly oblige you. In my experience, when I try to tell men that what they're doing isn't working for me and instruct them on what does work, no matter how gently I say it, it always leads to pouting and hurt feelings, or worse, being ignored completely.
So, men of SW, tell us how you'd like us to instruct you without damaging your fragile sense of manhood. I'd like to know.
FrustratedBunny
10-02-2007, 05:33 PM
I love it as long as it's done right. It can be better than actual penetration sex.
So, men of SW, tell us how you'd like us to instruct you without damaging your fragile sense of manhood. I'd like to know.
For me, it's really as simple as simple directions during the act. "Softer", "lower", "more pressure", whatever.
I like to watch a girl masturbate for a few seconds and then emulate that movement with my tongue. Usually it's the best way to get close, then she can give you adjustments from there.
Volunteer the above: "watch how I stroke myself baby and then lick me like that", and see what happens.
It would suck if a guy freaked out at such suggestions but I doubt most men will freak out. Nice girls don't get the corner office, and all that kind of stuff.
Danielle_
10-02-2007, 06:21 PM
I love how guys just throw wanting blow jobs around & never expect girls to say anything back. I'm talking about friends, not dates or boyfriends. Just randomly said by a friend of mine after we'd made out a little "you can give me a blow job". I told him that I go by that Sex & the City line "I only give head, to get head". That shut him up pretty quick.
I got lucky. My man had never gone down on a girl before so I have been able to train and mold him into my perfect little cunnilingual tool. He's trained to my specifications so well, he'd probably be useless to other women's vaginas now.
I've been thinking about doing this with somebody. Ye shall be my inspiration
Mastridonicus
10-02-2007, 06:53 PM
Sex, in any form, is not an absolute. As Lysondra pointed out, once upon a time, she'd tell the partner in question not to eat her out, now she likes it. This is, no more a foreshadowing of the future than it is an example of the past, its just relative.
Let's keep in mind Rosewhite's most accurate anatomical comparison, a clitorus can easily be treated like a penis, probably to no real great advantage to the average partner honestly, simply because horniness makes up for technique. Using a male example to even out the discussion, if you turn a guy on enough, short of beating it with a hammer, you can guarantee it's going to feel good. (this does include more than showing up naked with a six pack...but hey good start). Technique does help, but really, it could have a big giant candycane, and it would serve no great benefit if she doesn't like how you're licking all the sensitive areas.
Where technique matters, is when you, not only, know what gets your girl hot that night, but also know just how she likes to be eaten out cause you've listened in the past with her.
With what I said above, I can say the following:
I apologize ahead of time as I will probably reference some of my own experiences here.
A) No woman has ever suggested the Alphabet Trick. If you're so bad that the Alphabet Trick is an improvement, check yourself into rehab.
B) A guy is only as much of a "Champ" as he is willing to listen to his partner. Body language and All.
C) If you're going to talk about it like you're some expert, you've already ruined the experience by building it up. While you're at it, make sure you say it's 6 inches. We want them to be surprised.
D) Though some women do not mind turning on the "I want laid light" and displaying themselves appropriately for you to dive in there, excellent oral starts upstairs in the head. Like I said, the more you're turned on, the greater margin of error you're allowed.
E) Of course this is all relative to the chick, and the session, but I can say that I have been lucky enough to validate that all of my greatest sexual experiences in the bed started in the morning, and were nothing I hadn't experienced before, however a red dress always helps.
So is eating pussy over rated? That's really per couple per session.
Please, please do NOT stick your tongue out as far as you can, make it hard and pointy, and then waggle it on the very tip of my clit as fast as you can!
I HATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE this! Its like.. "Oooh!!! wtf?" :O
And dont try to "fuck" me with your tongue either. Just lick damnit. :-\
LICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love it when I guy whispers in my ear "I want to taste you."
Oh hell yeah!
Yekhefah
10-02-2007, 07:04 PM
I must be weird. When things have progressed to a certain point, I really enjoy the tongue-fuck. I don't like it to start out with though, you have to work me up to it.
I must be weird. When things have progressed to a certain point, I really enjoy the tongue-fuck. I don't like it to start out with though, you have to work me up to it.
I can appreciate the tongue fuck only when I am super wet... but not as a starter. Or even an in-betweener. I also need to be worked up to it.
Mastridonicus
10-02-2007, 07:18 PM
So, men of SW, tell us how you'd like us to instruct you without damaging your fragile sense of manhood. I'd like to know.
Again, delving into my own experience:
I like Rosewhite's comparison, so I'm going to run with that. Really, it's incredibly true. As Gingerlee, would so happily, point out, porn is for the eyes, rarely for practical use. It's just an exaggeration that allows for the viewers (male) to translate the act in a way that lets them really believe the receiver is moaning out of earth-shattering pleasure.
By Contrast, a penis gets no exceptional benefit by slamming your head up and down on it as done in porn. This is, by no means, a request to not DO IT, cause it is fucking HOT to see, but orgasms (speaking for myself) often take longer to achieve and may not be as good. Using Rosewhite's example, would you want us to suck up and down on your clit while rubbing the base of it with our fingers fast enough to go back to 1985?
All this does is point out the need to increase communication, so to answer Smartcookie's question, if you really aren't sure, stop and ask. Break the ice on the discomfort of being fearful for your ability for taking direction. This shouldn't last forever, the intention is to open up communication, and maybe even smile about it.
In all my experience (I CAN COUNT THEM ON 2 HANDS NOW!!!!! YAY. I get less play than a dulcimer.) I have had the luxury of some partners who have been able to communicate with me properly to mutual benefit. If I were to give any suggestion to giving a blowjob, it's this: The slower you go, the better it's felt. The faster you can go while maintaining the ability to be felt before turning into repetitive motion the better. What you do with your body also adds to the benefit, and if I'm into it, increases the experience to better results. Hell, I can walk on water if you do it right.
Oh and one other thing...I'm sure it's hard so I'm not really bitching, but stop turning to stone once he hits orgasm. Remember what you did to get him there, just keep it going ;)
I mean.... WHAT'S A BLOWJOB?!
*Shifty Eyes*
Chrissy68
10-03-2007, 01:37 AM
This thread = success!
great success!
Budai
10-03-2007, 05:02 AM
This thread = success!
great success!
Ditto, that! Shout out to Sh0t!
A) No woman has ever suggested the Alphabet Trick. If you're so bad that the Alphabet Trick is an improvement, check yourself into rehab.
IMO, the late comedian Sam Kinison spawned a generation (possibly 2 generations) of cocky male ignorance during the 1980's with his (admittedly funny) "Lick The Alphabet" stand-up routine.
B) A guy is only as much of a "Champ" as he is willing to listen to his partner. Body language and All.
"Follow her cues and you won't be accused."
--Rev. Jesse Jackson, Jr. (...NOT!!!)
So is eating pussy over rated? That's really per couple per session.
Yep, like marital therapy...
Mast:
You are one bright, funny dude...To borrow freely from the Isaac Hayes song, "Shaft":
"That cat Mast is a bad mother--shut yo' mouth!
I'm talkin' 'bout Mast, he can take it..."
at321
10-03-2007, 05:13 AM
my significant other is great at it and I never get such intense orgasms like the ones I get when he does oral. One of my favourite ways to pass time, actually :)
ExoticEngineer
10-03-2007, 07:48 AM
Again, delving into my own experience:
I like Rosewhite's comparison, so I'm going to run with that. Really, it's incredibly true. As Gingerlee, would so happily, point out, porn is for the eyes, rarely for practical use. It's just an exaggeration that allows for the viewers (male) to translate the act in a way that lets them really believe the receiver is moaning out of earth-shattering pleasure.
By Contrast, a penis gets no exceptional benefit by slamming your head up and down on it as done in porn. This is, by no means, a request to not DO IT, cause it is fucking HOT to see, but orgasms (speaking for myself) often take longer to achieve and may not be as good. Using Rosewhite's example, would you want us to suck up and down on your clit while rubbing the base of it with our fingers fast enough to go back to 1985?
All this does is point out the need to increase communication, so to answer Smartcookie's question, if you really aren't sure, stop and ask. Break the ice on the discomfort of being fearful for your ability for taking direction. This shouldn't last forever, the intention is to open up communication, and maybe even smile about it.
In all my experience (I CAN COUNT THEM ON 2 HANDS NOW!!!!! YAY. I get less play than a dulcimer.) I have had the luxury of some partners who have been able to communicate with me properly to mutual benefit. If I were to give any suggestion to giving a blowjob, it's this: The slower you go, the better it's felt. The faster you can go while maintaining the ability to be felt before turning into repetitive motion the better. What you do with your body also adds to the benefit, and if I'm into it, increases the experience to better results. Hell, I can walk on water if you do it right.
Oh and one other thing...I'm sure it's hard so I'm not really bitching, but stop turning to stone once he hits orgasm. Remember what you did to get him there, just keep it going ;)
I mean.... WHAT'S A BLOWJOB?!
*Shifty Eyes*
Why Mast, this is very good to know....but now, how would YOU like a WOMAN to instruct you on the act at hand? Actually, I know any answer from you is going to be a good one, you seem to have a very clear sense of how two people should communicate if they are having sex. That's fantastic. (and sexy:flirt:)
GoldCoastGirl
10-03-2007, 08:31 AM
Just adding my 5 cents AUD to the thread:
A recent "seduction" of me by a male in Darwin which every time I think about it and remember it and replay it all in my head (like right now) leaves me breathless.... well... let's just say no instruction was required from me :)
He is my age. Just a little older by a couple of months.
:hot: :faint: *sigh*
It is never EVER over rated! I'm all for it if the person knows WTF he is doing.
I can't say I've noticed bad cunny in porn as I never watch those bits ;) I have a tendancy to skip over to them to the fucking part which gets me off.
Blade
10-03-2007, 09:01 AM
Again, delving into my own experience:
I get less play than a dulcimer.My question for you is, if you're drunk does that make you a HAMMERED dulcimer?
Blade
10-03-2007, 09:09 AM
So, men of SW, tell us how you'd like us to instruct you without damaging your fragile sense of manhood. I'd like to know.
With me you can either come right out and tell me or you can grab my head and move me the way you want me to move. A shifting of your body position is good too, an omfg you fucking suck might be a little harsh but if its followed up with precise instructions I could prolly get over it. I learned a long time ago that if I'm doing something wrong sexually and my partner HAS to correct me, there really is no wrong way to tell me. I'm there to pleasure you at that moment, it's either the way you like it or no way, ya know?
Paris
10-03-2007, 09:11 AM
Short answer: Everyone's different and everyone likes something different.
Djoser
10-03-2007, 02:04 PM
Short answer: Everyone's different and everyone likes something different.
Yeah, that is sure true! I thought I was great when I was able really please my first lover orally. Then even more great when I got my second more or less the same way. Then my third, a former slut (the best lovers in my experience--they appreciate you but want to stick around too) showed me that it was all wrong--for her. She trained me really, really well--for her. She was also the first lover with the squirting orgasm capacity.
Then I thought I was great when that more or less worked on every woman I ran into and they would rant and rave about it, blah, blah--until I noticed there were some it didn't work so well on. You'd have to learn all over with them, sort of. Which could be fun, of course.
Then I heard about all these other motherfuckers thinking they were great, too. I don't believe it, lol. So I tend to shut up about it now--even this post is pushing it in my mind, in a thread like this.
What the fuck is up with this alphabet thing? You mean guys actually try to trace the alphabet with their tounges?? That's the dumbest thing I have ever heard...
whirlerz
10-03-2007, 03:21 PM
This is gonna be a GREAT thread! }:D
Yep. Leave it to ShOt:)
whirlerz
10-03-2007, 03:25 PM
*wants the 'Cliff's Notes' on this thread..
Here are my notes so far.
Eating pussy is not overrated, but it must be done correctly or women will bypass it
The phrase "Eating pussy" is not as sexy as men might think and that a better term is prefered
Less talking about, more doing
Porn is a bad place to learn how to perform cunnilingus
most that responded like cunnilingus coupled with digital stimulation
every guy think he's a champ at cunny but if you think so, you probably are not
women on SW will PM explicit offers to instruct if you post provocative threads like this
I'm glad I posted this thread. It was helpful. At this point I will troubleshoot any lack of interest in oral sex as a quality issue with the oral sex first, before dismissing that.
The porn thing is pretty sad. I took a quick watch of some pornos and it is pretty pathetic. European made ones tend to show a little more of it. I also noticed certain actresses seem to get more of it than others.
I have a few sexual instruction videos and their parts on cunnilingus are pretty much inline with this thread, but the women they use as demos are all ugly and have pubic hair, so I fast forwarded.
All Good Things
10-03-2007, 04:10 PM
^ Can you amend the list to include a bullet point for the ridiculous absurdity of trying to learn anything at all about cunnilingus from porn of any kind? If porn is your guide, your ass is already halfway out the door.
I know you cite it below, but it really belongs on the master list. Just trying to be efficient.
kelster
10-03-2007, 04:13 PM
Not overrated....some people can be taught...others just are lousy at it and then the naturals.....oh those are the best!
Casual Observer
10-03-2007, 05:47 PM
But never underestimate the power of women to be freaked out or disgusted by their own perfectly healthy bodies thanks to years of unrealistic depictions in porn, Cosmo, TV, etc.Sadly, it's so true.
Now while I know everyone here believes me to have been born this magnificent sexual god that I personify here on SW, it just wasn't always so. In fact, the first time I was face to face with the beast, I literally didn't know what to do--and it showed. I can remember the acute embarrassment that I felt at the moment, though I somehow recovered using my hand, so the evening wasn't a total loss. Fortunately I managed to learn from the experience, but seriously, you're not innately attuned to a new partner from the word go.
So, men of SW, tell us how you'd like us to instruct you without damaging your fragile sense of manhood. I'd like to know.
I don't know; I've never received any instruction that I thought was useful, even if the delivery was well done. It's a good question, though.
Budai
10-03-2007, 05:59 PM
Author Rachel Venning, co-founder of the store Toys in Babeland, offers the following "expert" online advice about oral sex in her article entitled:
Although the article is sprinkled with hyperlinked ads for cunnilingus enhancers, Ms. Venning makes some interesting suggestions (IMO) for aspiring cunnilinguists...
Be prepared with some sexy goods...edible gel, lickable oil, and accompanying vibrator will help tranform you from a novice into an oral sex master.
Lick her like an ice cream cone… Big soft licks from stem to stern with a wide flat tongue stimulate all the nerves in her genital area. Go deliciously slow to make her feel like a yummy dessert being savored, or speed it up a bit and focus more on the to push her towards orgasm. You can sweeten things up by applying an edible gel...
Dive in... Build up the intensity level gradually. Once you're into it, use your whole face. Bury yourself in her pussy, get your tongue in as far as possible, use your nose for more pressure. Not only does this feel good physically, it lets her know you are really into her taste and smell. Hint: if your eyelids aren't sticky, you're not doing it right.
Insert two fingers in her vagina while licking her clit...Curl those fingers up towards your tongue, capturing her clit and between your mouth and fingers. As your tongue licks up pull down with your fingers; get a rhythm going. Rev things up even more by slipping a or into her while you're going down on her.
Let your lover straddle your face...If lying back during cunnilingus is too passive for her, let her hop on top. From there she can control the pressure and area of contact during oral sex. To make this position even more fun, get tied down to the bed before she mounts you using some , and maybe she'll even boss you around with firm directives: "stick your tongue out!", "open your mouth!" "suck it boy", and so on. Bottomy munchers will, well, lick it up.
Mix it up...If your idea of performing cunnilingus is to just lick up and down, up and down, ("fencepainting"), chances are that it'll get boring to your partner after a while. Vary your movements, add pressure, use your lips, breath and teeth in addition to your tongue, change positions, use your hands….Get your whole creative body involved.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it...Most women in response to rhythmic stimulation, so if you're in a groove that is building her up, don't suddenly change what you're doing. Finding the balance between variety and consistency is the art to being an oral sex expert.
Suck her into your mouth...Gentle suction is a nice variation on the licks and downward pressure of most cunnilingus. While you've got a nice piece of her sucked in your mouth, lick it while maintaining the suction.
Lick her asshole...Use a barrier for hygiene or if she is very clean and you don't penetrate, you may choose bare tongue on skin. The is rich in nerve endings so all the varieties of oral stimulation--licking, sucking, nibbling--can feel wonderful.
How do you know if she likes it?...With your face buried in her cunt and your ears muffled by her creamy thighs, it can be hard to talk about how things are going. So look for more subtle signs of her enjoyment. If she raises her hips to meet your mouth, that is a very good sign. A lubricating vagina and swelling vulva and labia that spread open as they become engorged are a sure sign that she's responding favorably. So is a growing clitoris. An all over skin flush, rapid breathing, and writhing are clues. Clutching the sheets is excellent, and so are hands on the back of your head pushing you in for more.
Blade
10-03-2007, 06:08 PM
What the fuck is up with this alphabet thing? You mean guys actually try to trace the alphabet with their tounges?? That's the dumbest thing I have ever heard...Lol big A little a etc....
I will admit I did it once, and the woman slapped the everliving shit outta me lmao
Budai
10-03-2007, 06:16 PM
What the fuck is up with this alphabet thing? You mean guys actually try to trace the alphabet with their tounges?? That's the dumbest thing I have ever heard...
Lol big A little a etc....
I will admit I did it once, and the woman slapped the everliving shit outta me lmao
Forget the alphabet and try "antidisestablishmentarianism". That 27th letter makes all the difference...;)
madmaxine
10-03-2007, 06:28 PM
What the fuck is up with this alphabet thing? You mean guys actually try to trace the alphabet with their tounges?? That's the dumbest thing I have ever heard...
It was a joking suggestion by the late great Sam Kinison. I guess it works for some people...Imagine girls who have never had it done to them, of course it's thrilling.
As for my 2 cents, I could do without head...I like athletic sex and having a guy go down on me is pretty boring.
Katrine
10-03-2007, 07:12 PM
I like when my clit is liked downward instead of upward, so the tongue doesn't get near the opening of the urethra. I also like small clockwise circles on the upper-right corner of the hood, with increasing frequency. 3 finger, quick, strong movements against the g-spot. You must have long, strong fingers or it doesn't work.
Boys, take notes, lol!
What the fuck is up with this alphabet thing? You mean guys actually try to trace the alphabet with their tounges?? That's the dumbest thing I have ever heard...
Exactly! I have heard of this being done by men ages ago. I have never asked any of my lovers to do this to me...LMAO! ...And if any of them ever tried, I would probably just burst out laughing and then smack the shit outta them!
I think the alphabet thing is retarded.
And my man now is a true champ. He knows how to get me off like no other. Even better than the chick who blew my mind.
Ahhhh. I think Im gonna get some lickin tonight!!!!
StuartL
10-03-2007, 07:43 PM
I'm not so sure that I should be admitting this online - but in the spirit of this excellent thread, I shall.
The book mentioned about 1,000 posts ago called 'She Comes First' is one that I bought and read a few months ago. I wasn't of the opinion that I was a champion. In fact, when breaking up with me, a now ex girlfriend took the time to point out my lack of skills. What a sweetie...
Remember that phrase by Rumsfeld? Unknown unknowns. I didn't know what I didn't know.
I'd suggest that if you girls have a guy who isn't so hot, you could do far worse than buy him a copy of the book and force him to read. For me, it lead onto finding a few ebooks on related topics online, which lead to a whole new world of things to try and skills. I had no idea.
My most recent girlfriend was suitably impressed. After using one of the moves - which has two fingers to stimulate the cervix to a powerful vaginal orgasm - she told me that afterwards I was, 'a real crowd pleaser'. An unusual compliment, but she is an Aussie. Stuart take a bow.
So I think where I am going with this post is that, if he wants to, it isn't too late to learn. And if he really wants to please you, there are dozens of cool things to be learning and trying and very few are to be found in porn - since they need technique and are not really visual. And if you really like your girl, why wouldn't you want to please her?
I have even found a way to apparently make any girl squirt - but I haven't had a willing victim yet to practice on.
The book started a trail of learning for me which has changed everything I know about women and the female form.
Best,
Stuart
Katrine
10-03-2007, 07:51 PM
Stimulating the cervix? Big no-no for me!
Stimulating the cervix? Big no-no for me!
Ooohhh no way. I do NOT like that either!!! :eek:
Budai
10-03-2007, 08:22 PM
IMO, the late comedian Sam Kinison spawned a generation (possibly 2 generations) of cocky male ignorance during the 1980's with his (admittedly funny) "Lick The Alphabet" stand-up routine.
It was a joking suggestion by the late great Sam Kinison. I guess it works for some people...Imagine girls who have never had it done to them, of course it's thrilling.
Sam Kinison:
"Lick the alphabet. It makes you appear creative, it's an easy diagram to remember, it's like 'aaaaa.... beeeee.... ceeee.' She's thinking you're from fuckin' Europe or somethin: 'OH GOD, WHERE'D YOU LEARN THAT, OHHH,' and you're going 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G'..."
malloryknox
10-03-2007, 08:25 PM
I cannot emphasize the great importance of cunninglingus! I am sorta bummed my guy stopped performing it on me! Its super important, and helps women achieve
orgasms once penetration begins.
^PPPPSSSHHHH! No more 'sucky-sucky' for him then!