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Paris
10-03-2007, 10:06 AM
I once worked with a girl who owned cats that thought her dance bag was their litter box. She didn't have a washing machine or a car. So she would just wear the piss scented clothes at work.

Gotta love that eye-watering ammonia reek in the dressing room every night. I can't believe she kept wearing her outfits like that!

AudreyLeigh
10-03-2007, 10:24 AM
Before resorting to smashing out sheet rock, we put on an all out 'search and destroy' mission for the source of this odor. We discovered that one of the fired girl's g-strings was stuck to the wall on the inside of a closet. We peeled the G-string off the wall, and could quickly see what the source of the stink was. In the crotch of the G-string were enough dried up stacked up 'secretions' that it was literally like counting the rings on a tree stump !!!

I WAS eating OATMEAL when I read this... ugh.. Im literally sick now. seriously.

Pretty_Penny
10-03-2007, 11:48 AM
this thread made me sick to my stomach.

literally.

Noneya
10-03-2007, 05:34 PM
i think i'll go barf now.

pseudomonas
10-03-2007, 06:25 PM
damn, and i was bitching today about some chick's cheap nasty perfume filling the dressing room with its stench... i'll take designer imposter's over crotch rot stink any day!

Mily
10-03-2007, 09:00 PM
I once worked with a girl who owned cats that thought her dance bag was their litter box. She didn't have a washing machine or a car. So she would just wear the piss scented clothes at work.


That's crazy... and truly grotesque! :O

Roulette
10-03-2007, 09:21 PM
^^^ great news. But you might want to conduct a search and destroy mission for articles of clothing that this dancer may have left behind !!! Here's an all too true story for you.

Several years ago I was working at a smallish club in NY. A new dancer was hired ... who was quickly discovered to be an 'extras' girl. A few days after this new dancer started working at the club, this funny smell appeared in the dressing room. The 'tuna and rising bread' smell seemed to get a bit stronger every day.

Well at any rate, this new dancer was quickly fired because of the blatant 'extras'. However, even after she packed her shit and left, the dressing room 'tuna and rising bread' smell was not only still present in the dressing room but still getting stronger and stronger. We dancers looked around for any obvious source, didn't find anything, and began to suspect that an animal had crawled inside the wall and died or something.

Before resorting to smashing out sheet rock, we put on an all out 'search and destroy' mission for the source of this odor. We discovered that one of the fired girl's g-strings was stuck to the wall on the inside of a closet. We peeled the G-string off the wall, and could quickly see what the source of the stink was. In the crotch of the G-string were enough dried up stacked up 'secretions' that it was literally like counting the rings on a tree stump !!!

OT but along the same vein of make sure she didnt leave anything funky behind... I was a camp counselor once and this one cabin smelled really bad, and it kept getting worse for about two weeks until the girls left. We'd told the girls they needed to find what was causing the smell but no one could. After they all left we found a pair of bloody undies with maggots in them stuffed in a plastic bag in a corner. It was probably one of the single most disgusting things I have ever seen in real life.

madmaxine
10-03-2007, 09:49 PM
I'm oddly thankful I've seen & smelled so many awful things in my lifetime, otherwise this thread would make me barf up Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and coffee all over the keyboard.

I've never had smelly co-workers...Only ones who LOOKED like they might smell..Like, a general air of poor health and addiction.

blondhottie
10-03-2007, 10:21 PM
Everyone who is doing the SW workout challenge in Body Business should read this thread when you're tempted to eat something fattening-because it sure makes me not want to eat! ;D

Showering, using deodorant, and brushing teeth should be basic hygiene for any job, but especially ours since we have close contact with customers. It's pretty bad that some dancers have to be reminded of basic hygiene. I wonder if a lot of them are on drugs and are either unaware of how they smell or just don't care.

At one of the first clubs I started dancing at, they had an apartment upstairs for out-of-town dancers to stay at. One of the girls who was staying upstairs with me did not take a shower the entire time she was there (7 days!) :yuck: I don't think she ever brushed her teeth either. Worse, she would put way too much perfume on, probably thinking it would make up for not taking a shower. Perfume and BO mixed together is not pleasing, let me tell you.

Taylorlila
10-04-2007, 09:41 AM
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

maggots.....eww...

LatinaRose
10-04-2007, 10:37 AM
Perfume and BO mixed together is not pleasing, let me tell you.

Ew, no it's not. Why do some think perfume is a substitute for a shower and soap??

Roulette
10-04-2007, 05:33 PM
Ew, no it's not. Why do some think perfume is a substitute for a shower and soap??

Isn't that called a hookers bath?

Crow2
10-04-2007, 06:17 PM
Isn't that called a hookers bath?

Nope, a 'Ho bath is where you simply clear the deck - so to speak.
Never done it, seen it done plenty of times.

I use to know a chick that kept a bottle of seltzer water just for this purpose. Don't ask me as I never got up the nerve to ask.

Roulette
10-04-2007, 06:52 PM
Nope, a 'Ho bath is where you simply clear the deck - so to speak.
Never done it, seen it done plenty of times.

I use to know a chick that kept a bottle of seltzer water just for this purpose. Don't ask me as I never got up the nerve to ask.

Like she'd use the seltzer to clean her hoohaa?!?:O seltzer is like soda... right?

cameron_keys
10-04-2007, 06:53 PM
Like she'd use the seltzer to clean her hoohaa?!?:O seltzer is like soda... right?

....I will not make a Scrubbing Bubbles joke.........I will not make a Scrubbing Bubbles joke.........I will not make a Scrubbing Bubbles joke.........I will not make a Scrubbing Bubbles joke.........I will not make a Scrubbing Bubbles joke.........I will not make a Scrubbing Bubbles joke.....

Roulette
10-04-2007, 07:03 PM
http://www.parentdish.com/media/2006/01/scrubbing-bubbles.jpg

Crow2
10-04-2007, 07:04 PM
Like she'd use the seltzer to clean her hoohaa?!?:O seltzer is like soda... right?


Yes and like I said, don't ask me. I'm clueless.

pseudomonas
10-04-2007, 07:21 PM
http://www.parentdish.com/media/2006/01/scrubbing-bubbles.jpg


OMFG> i almost peed. :laughing:

Crow2
10-04-2007, 08:22 PM
That is funny!

Lena
10-04-2007, 09:05 PM
I almost posted this same thing last night.

There's a new girl with long dreads who smells, seriously, like sewage. It's so bad that if you walk into an enclosed space (like the bathroom) after her you gag a little. Other than that she seemed sweet enough. Everyone was being mean to her and she ended up leaving early. So at the end of the night everyone was bitching about her and I asked if anyone had told her why they were being mean to her. It turns out no one had, so I got volunteered to ask her to take a shower.

Then I was talking to my sister today and suddenly it clicked. A few months ago one of my sisters friends was letting these people stay in a van at his junkyard. The woman came and woke him up in the middle of the night saying the guy had been beating her. The guy came over and my sisters friend told him to chill out and sober up and come back in the morning and they could all talk about it. Well the guy shot him and took off running. The girl took his cell phone and left him there to die so her bf wouldn't get in trouble!!! Luckily he made it out to the road and someone found him and he lived. And the stinky girl is that girl!

madmaxine
10-04-2007, 09:15 PM
Then I was talking to my sister today and suddenly it clicked. A few months ago one of my sisters friends was letting these people stay in a van at his junkyard. The woman came and woke him up in the middle of the night saying the guy had been beating her. The guy came over and my sisters friend told him to chill out and sober up and come back in the morning and they could all talk about it. Well the guy shot him and took off running. The girl took his cell phone and left him there to die so her bf wouldn't get in trouble!!! Luckily he made it out to the road and someone found him and he lived. And the stinky girl is that girl!

Christ. On. A. Cracker.

There was a similar incident in my town here (Montana) involving a screwdriver stabbing & a co-dependent girlfriend, but I refuse to say more than that. I will say, Heaven's Not Overflowing.

Back on topic, this thread has got to be the grossest ever on SW. I can't read it again or I'll barf.

Roulette
10-04-2007, 09:15 PM
^^^ holy shit dude... people to not associate with for $500... that is seriously fucked up. Jesus.

madmaxine
10-04-2007, 09:22 PM
Yeah, I vote [aggressive social aversion therapy] for stinky girl. She earned it. If she was at my club I'd consider it a civic duty to punish her. Too bad Lena's an Earth Mama. Lena will just give her a stern talking to (just joking hon. But the fuck with her!)

Roulette
10-04-2007, 09:49 PM
Anyone who will leave a guy to die - fuck them.

Lena
10-04-2007, 10:46 PM
Yeah, I vote [aggressive social aversion therapy] for stinky girl. She earned it. If she was at my club I'd consider it a civic duty to punish her. Too bad Lena's an Earth Mama. Lena will just give her a stern talking to (just joking hon. But the fuck with her!)

No I think I'm just gonna completely ignore her. No reason to instigate conflict or comraderie with people like that.

ExoticEngineer
10-04-2007, 11:41 PM
K ,aside from the "OMG WHAT THE HELL?" factor Lena's post threw down (Lena, wow, I don't even know what to say to that!)

This thread had me laughing so hard my hubby came in the check on me! You girls are naaaaaasty! not as nasty as the ones you're talking about, but *shudder* eeeeewwww!

PhillyDancer1982
10-06-2007, 11:20 AM
^^^ great news. But you might want to conduct a search and destroy mission for articles of clothing that this dancer may have left behind !!! Here's an all too true story for you.

Several years ago I was working at a smallish club in NY. A new dancer was hired ... who was quickly discovered to be an 'extras' girl. A few days after this new dancer started working at the club, this funny smell appeared in the dressing room. The 'tuna and rising bread' smell seemed to get a bit stronger every day.

Well at any rate, this new dancer was quickly fired because of the blatant 'extras'. However, even after she packed her shit and left, the dressing room 'tuna and rising bread' smell was not only still present in the dressing room but still getting stronger and stronger. We dancers looked around for any obvious source, didn't find anything, and began to suspect that an animal had crawled inside the wall and died or something.

Before resorting to smashing out sheet rock, we put on an all out 'search and destroy' mission for the source of this odor. We discovered that one of the fired girl's g-strings was stuck to the wall on the inside of a closet. We peeled the G-string off the wall, and could quickly see what the source of the stink was. In the crotch of the G-string were enough dried up stacked up 'secretions' that it was literally like counting the rings on a tree stump !!!

OMG that is so disgusting! :O

AznExtasy
10-06-2007, 02:05 PM
I should back out of this thread cause I'm eating right now...

lyra
10-06-2007, 04:01 PM
ok, just read this thread and I am totally sick now. So much for wanting supper. I don't think I could eat even if I wanted to.