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WallyT
03-08-2008, 06:55 AM
Dude, pay attention. My boner wears a dress suit.:tophat:
Don't be violating its personhood like that. It's squicky.
WallyT
CherryBomb954
03-08-2008, 05:16 PM
Wow...just popped back in on this thread to see that my post caused quite a stir! OK let's get a few things straight...
It was a simple comment about the material being thin and comprable to the uncomfortableness of "sweatpant" dances hence the name of this thread.
Sorry WallyT but I misunderstood your comment and took it wrong.
Ok that's all. I'm gonna go pour myself a nice glass of wine.
:cheers:
....and get ready for work.
Have a good night everyone!!!!!!!!!
Casual Observer
03-08-2008, 05:35 PM
I am a fashion idiot, so frogive me, if anyone knows the name of this material, feel free to chime in.
Probably gabardine or a high-quality microfiber. They're incredible comfortable and they don't wrinkle or pill. I own a number of these and yes, they're great for SCs as well as business luncheons.
Does this mean I'm an official member of the Sweatpant Boner Man club?
WallyT
03-08-2008, 06:57 PM
Probably gabardine or a high-quality microfiber. They're incredible comfortable and they don't wrinkle or pill. I own a number of these and yes, they're great for SCs as well as business luncheons.
Does this mean I'm an official member of the Sweatpant Boner Man club?
Horny guys in suits need a name all our own.
Pinstripe Penetrators?
WallyT
Djoser
03-09-2008, 02:48 AM
Probably gabardine or a high-quality microfiber. They're incredible comfortable and they don't wrinkle or pill. I own a number of these and yes, they're great for SCs as well as business luncheons.
Does this mean I'm an official member of the Sweatpant Boner Man club?
Nope, you aren't wearing sweatpants, so you can't belong. However...
I suppose if you deliberately wear them when going to get lapdances, for maximal stimulation purposes, then you could be an official member of the high-quality microfiber Boner Man club?
Nope, you aren't wearing sweatpants, so you can't belong. However...
I suppose if you deliberately wear them when going to get lapdances, for maximal stimulation purposes, then you could be an official member of the high-quality microfiber Boner Man club?Closet Perv would be more fitting.
Djoser
03-09-2008, 03:05 AM
Nah, CO isn't the type to keep things in closets, he's a straight up kind of guy.
Casual Observer
03-09-2008, 06:15 AM
^ Yeah, I'm pretty open regarding my level of pervdom.
UtahMike
03-10-2008, 07:39 PM
This thread is like the Energizer bunny. It just keeps going and going and going. But it is always entertaining to watch someone try harder and harder and harder (no pun intended) to make his point (no pun intended again).
This thread is like the Energizer bunny. It just keeps going and going and going. But it is always entertaining to watch someone try harder and harder and harder (no pun intended) to make his point (no pun intended again).Coming from a guy, I would hope no man is trying to justify wearing sweatpants to a strip club (or any club for that matter) lol
Dottie Rebel
03-11-2008, 03:47 AM
It was National Sweatpant Boner Man Day and celebrants were out in full force in their ceremonial regalia this evening at my club. Apparently. I've never had a big problem with this until tonight and all of a sudden there were like 10 of them. Not even nice sweatpants. Just like painting-the-house sweatpants. I don't get it. You can get your perv on and still dress civilized. But I do appreciate them marking themselves for identificiation. I will say that.
Lapaholic
03-11-2008, 12:11 PM
Damn - I missed Sweatpant Boner Man day. Ha ha DR...
I would bring out my special sweats for that day tho!!!
sinfulcandy
03-12-2008, 02:11 PM
First post and I chose to put it here because I *think* its along the same lines as sweats.
What are the rules for women and skirts. I wear nothing but skirts, so pants would be a stretch for me. I ALWAYS wear full coverage undies.
So what is the general take on female customers wearing a skirt to the club?
Dottie Rebel
03-12-2008, 03:21 PM
Skirt is fine as long as you wear panties. Skirt and no panties is the female equivalent of sweatpant boner man.
scarlett_vancouver
03-12-2008, 09:21 PM
Ive never looked at this thread ever, but have seen the title a lot; last night, the title of this thread figured into my dream, so I thought it was time to check it out.
I hereby promise to call the next sweatpant boner man I meet 'Sweatpant Boner Man'. I think you all should join me in this.
Sophia_Starina
03-12-2008, 10:51 PM
Ive never looked at this thread ever, but have seen the title a lot; last night, the title of this thread figured into my dream, so I thought it was time to check it out.
I hereby promise to call the next sweatpant boner man I meet 'Sweatpant Boner Man'. I think you all should join me in this.
Wow.... the NSDE thread is infiltrating dreams! :O Amazing.
I will also call SBM's "Sweatpant Boner Man" from now on.
Silverback
03-12-2008, 11:13 PM
I always try to wear really thick denim (with lots of dried paint flecks) just so I can keep the dancer at a respectable distance so she won't, ...well, what ever she might do.
hockeybobby
03-13-2008, 09:16 AM
hehe...they can barely feel my winkie. Under my usual slacks I've got the thick longjohns and shorts. I hate being cold. yeah, longjohnbonerman. :)
Dottie Rebel
03-13-2008, 01:49 PM
I hereby promise to call the next sweatpant boner man I meet 'Sweatpant Boner Man'. I think you all should join me in this.
You have my word.
Lapaholic
03-14-2008, 09:32 AM
I hereby promise to call the next sweatpant boner man I meet 'Sweatpant Boner Man'. I think you all should join me in this.
Ooo Me me me!!! lol ;)
cameron_keys
03-14-2008, 10:56 AM
Oh I will too Scarlett..I promise!!
And seriously..I cant BELIEVE this thread is still going on!!!!
youngBUTbanking
03-14-2008, 09:16 PM
While i agree that pants/jeans should be the norm in the SC..i wear jeans and a dress shirt 99% of the time.....i save pants for actual dates....and the only time you'll catch me wearing a suit is if im coming from work...
THAT BEING SAID
"falling" into boners or "tripping" into nutsacks as some of you have alluded to is wrong on so many levels...not even joking here..just say something to them, it's not like they are physically harming you where a knee to that region is necessary...wow...
cameron_keys
03-14-2008, 09:19 PM
"falling" into boners or "tripping" into nutsacks as some of you have alluded to is wrong on so many levels...not even joking here..just say something to them, it's not like they are physically harming you where a knee to that region is necessary...wow...
Intentionally trying to sexually molest someone IS harming...have you even read the thread? Not ok in a strip club or not. If you try to use your thin as hell sweatpants as a condom to stick your boner into me..you deserve to be physically harmed. You are lucky that I"m not breaking bones.
Jenny
03-14-2008, 09:27 PM
"falling" into boners or "tripping" into nutsacks as some of you have alluded to is wrong on so many levels...not even joking here..just say something to them, it's not like they are physically harming you where a knee to that region is necessary...wow...It's not something I do, because I perceive it to be more of a "problem solving" situation, and that doesn't really solve a problem. But. That being said.
I do think someone could reasonably argue that it is a degree of harassment that is not part and parcel of our work environment, and that your definition of "harm" is seriously narrow.
youngBUTbanking
03-14-2008, 09:29 PM
Intentionally trying to sexually molest someone IS harming...have you even read the thread? Not ok in a strip club or not. If you try to use your thin as hell sweatpants as a condom to stick your boner into me..you deserve to be physically harmed. You are lucky that I"m not breaking bones.
you keep saying "you"...read my first part...i agree with what this thread is saying..do you read what i write or just get too worked up and post ..
but hurting private parts is just wrong no matter how you spin it...i read the first 4-5 pages and then stopped because everyone is saying the same thing and I AGREE..except with this argument which I noticed you are heavily invested in because I saw your posts on "tripping" a few times...just say something to them ..humiliating them is more reasonable than jumping on their stuff to hurt them...
cameron_keys
03-15-2008, 08:03 AM
you keep saying "you"...read my first part...i agree with what this thread is saying..do you read what i write or just get too worked up and post ..
but hurting private parts is just wrong no matter how you spin it...i read the first 4-5 pages and then stopped because everyone is saying the same thing and I AGREE..except with this argument which I noticed you are heavily invested in because I saw your posts on "tripping" a few times...just say something to them ..humiliating them is more reasonable than jumping on their stuff to hurt them...
I DO humiliate them...I DO say something..I'm not an idiot. Some guys dont listen. When they are grabbing on me and shoving their barely covered boner into my leg or worse...and not backing off when I say stop...they deserve whatever I do to them. Thats just sexual assault. And thankfully here in FL its legal for me to return that assault with as much force as I deem necessary. And a swift knee to the balls is a real quick way to get him to stop and for me to not get raped.
And it was a universal"you". Dont take it personally.
sinfulcandy
03-15-2008, 10:22 PM
but hurting private parts is just wrong no matter how you spin it...
So you make this statement but it only applies to your precious private parts and dancers can go fuck themselves because only balls and dicks matter? Breast, vagina, anus...no biggie...I was just having a little fun baby! Loosen up! (because it makes it easier for me to molest you, or hey even rape you--but only a little cuz the penetration won't be all the way and my dick won't actually get to directly feel the inside of your hot juicy pussy, which, by the way you only have to appease me and is hot and juicy because I'm such a damn stud! so just relax about my attempt to sexually assault you....)
Wonder if you'd change your mind if some guy wearing sweats ass raped you?
Think before you type for crying in the mud!
youngBUTbanking
03-16-2008, 12:11 PM
So you make this statement but it only applies to your precious private parts and dancers can go fuck themselves because only balls and dicks matter? Breast, vagina, anus...no biggie...I was just having a little fun baby! Loosen up! (because it makes it easier for me to molest you, or hey even rape you--but only a little cuz the penetration won't be all the way and my dick won't actually get to directly feel the inside of your hot juicy pussy, which, by the way you only have to appease me and is hot and juicy because I'm such a damn stud! so just relax about my attempt to sexually assault you....)
Wonder if you'd change your mind if some guy wearing sweats ass raped you?
Think before you type for crying in the mud!
Ummm....
What?!
I never said just guys private parts. I said hurting private parts in general is wrong.
LilyLove
03-16-2008, 10:45 PM
^. Yeah. Jabbing my privates with a thinly veiled dick hurts them. They don't like it. They only like to be jabbed when its consensual. If a person chooses to jab me like this, I will jab them back with my heel.
youngBUTbanking
03-16-2008, 11:12 PM
I see I'm not going to win this argument.
I'll just stick with my original thought - I agree with the thread.
Phil-W
03-17-2008, 12:13 AM
I see I'm not going to win this argument.
Let me explain the concept of Custer's last stand.
In the red corner George Armstrong Custer with assorted members of the 7th Calvalry, and in the blue corner about 20 times that number of Native Americans.
The afore mentioned Custer lost the argument big time.
Same principle on here - in the red corner; us poor males, and in the blue corner about 50 times that number of dancers.
Arguing with the dancers on indefensible ground is about as successful as Custer's last stand (and about as painful).
Phil.
UtahMike
03-18-2008, 10:17 PM
Sweatpants Bonerman's Song:
http://users.telenet.be/leukelinks/flash/mast.htm
jannisary
03-18-2008, 11:21 PM
I'll say this again, I just can't comprehend why a guy would go out in public let alone a club while wearing sweatpants.
I also don't really comprehend why some guys feel they have the right to jab dancers with their boners. The clubs I go to the contact is pretty high and its quite possible, well pretty much a certainty, that a dancer will grind her private parts against my private parts. But there are still guys who think they should be able to do more and try to jab away at the girls. Perhaps its a psychological power thing. I much prefer to just relax and let the dancer do whatever she wants to do.
Amber_Sparxx
03-25-2008, 09:14 PM
Actually Phil, you'll notice that if we receive the proper amount of groveling and or ass-kissing, we are willing to treat them almost as human...:-*
youngBUTbanking
03-28-2008, 11:45 PM
Ha - I usually pride myself in not being an ass kisser but I tend to become King Ass Kisser (figuratively) as soon as I walk through the SC doors....
Disturbing..
Stringer
04-04-2008, 07:04 PM
When I would wear sweatpants to the club, I'd get a real hard erection at the stage. I'd go ahead and ask the dancer for a dance before she's offstage so she'd be excited and rush over as soon as she finished her set. When she walked me back to the lap dance room, I'd make sure she'd get a glimpse of my massive erection by lifting my extra long shirt slightly or pulling back my long jacket. Normally I would get a slightly embarrassed giggle as a response.
Once the girl started dancing, 9 times out of 10 she would start grinding as hard as she could directly on the head of my shaft. I wear extra thin sweats, so it would be a mutually fun experiences. I would typically buy several dances until I achieved an explosive orgasm from the dry humping. I always liked to grab the girl by the hips and grind her into the splooge as best I could at the end.
Fun times! But those days are over for me...
kitana
04-08-2008, 05:49 AM
Plus...listen to yourself. You are honestly trying to defend wearing sweatpants in public outside of a gym. Which,sorry...it just totally classless and sloppy.
I guess that makes me classless, cause I ALWAYS wear yoga type sweatpants, lol.
I hate jeans, dress clothes, and skirts/dresses.
I would rather be comfy and relaxed, than cute and miserable.
rippyd
04-21-2008, 12:00 PM
Does the same prohibition against sweat pants, basketball shorts, etc., also apply to linen pants? Or are they of sufficient thickness to pass muster?
Just curious.
Sophia_Starina
04-22-2008, 08:32 AM
Does the same prohibition against sweat pants, basketball shorts, etc., also apply to linen pants? Or are they of sufficient thickness to pass muster?
Just curious.
Wouldn't they wrinkle like crazy during a lap dance? /:O I wouldn't recommend it.
WallyT
04-22-2008, 02:49 PM
Naw, linen's great. It doesn't wrinkle any more in a lapdance than sitting at the computer all day. And nobody ever makes catty remarks about Linen Boner Man.
Electrum
04-22-2008, 06:30 PM
I guess that was a little harsh, sleeping is priviate - but I'm really just pissed about the people who can’t fucking stop wearing stupid looking pajamas like it’s an expensive suit. The people that are most guilty of this are usually younger college students and older high school students and pervs in strip clubs. They are the assholes who you see wearing sweats every day and they are the bane of a dancer's existence. I found a website that preached pajamas to the masses. If there is a wrong religion, this is it. (http://www.pajamasallday.com/)
Hmmm, well considering I just had a baby and I dont fit into anything, and I'm poor as shit college student, I wear sweats... and *gasp* sometimes in public. If you want to try and kill me come and try!!! LOL }:D *goes for the gun rack*
Billy Jack
04-22-2008, 10:59 PM
I used to do it all the time. After I got the girl in the lap dance area I'd buy dance after dance until I splooged. Then I grab 'em by the hips and grind her in my splooge nice and hard.
gingerlee
04-23-2008, 07:54 PM
So....I was at a club over the weekend and saw a member of the 'Sweatpant Boner Man Club'. I said something about it to the dj and the dj actually called him one over the mic. I laughed my ass off the rest of the night when I saw that poor guy, especially since I wasn't allowed to do lapdances at that club, so I was safe from his pants of doom.
WallyT
04-24-2008, 02:14 AM
I wasn't allowed to do lapdances at that club, so I was safe from his pants of doom.
Ooooh - I need a signature - may I use this?
WallyT
gingerlee
04-24-2008, 02:35 PM
Ooooh - I need a signature - may I use this?
WallyT
Of course. Siggy away. ;D
WallyT
04-24-2008, 03:31 PM
Thanks gingerlee!
Now I see what the problem is.http://estrip.org/elmwood/users/paul/images/0706/whatBoner4611.jpg
Electrum
04-24-2008, 04:45 PM
^eeewwww hahaha. I wore some fucking pink Hello Kitty sweatpants to the grocery store just because I was thinking of this thread and how funny it is that I don't give a flying fuck what I wear. (Most of the time ;)
veronicavale
04-24-2008, 06:43 PM
I just did a dance Tues night for an old guy in track pants and .... no undies. GROSS. His boner was sticking straight up and I air-danced around it. Yuck.
UtahMike
04-28-2008, 09:21 PM
^^ Just think what it must mean to an old guy to have a sexy girl like you get him up, even if you danced around it.
SAVERTIGO
05-05-2008, 04:46 PM
So, question...
Summertime is here. Its about 90-95 most of July and August around these parts. It's not OK to wear khaki shorts when I go out to the strip club if I'm getting a lapdance?
I'm just making sure I follow the "rules" so not to upset any dancers..