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Sophia_Starina
05-05-2008, 04:51 PM
So, question...

Summertime is here. Its about 90-95 most of July and August around these parts. It's not OK to wear khaki shorts when I go out to the strip club if I'm getting a lapdance?



Unless your "parts" feature clubs with no AC's you will probably do fine in pants. However, khaki shorts are the least of many male-fashion evils.

MarvelGirl
05-05-2008, 05:03 PM
So, question...

Summertime is here. Its about 90-95 most of July and August around these parts. It's not OK to wear khaki shorts when I go out to the strip club if I'm getting a lapdance?

I'm just making sure I follow the "rules" so not to upset any dancers..


Shorts are fine, as long as your dick and/or balls aren't hanging out the bottom of them.

SAVERTIGO
05-07-2008, 01:30 PM
Just checking, and no they arent' short shorts.

made_of_sequins
05-07-2008, 02:19 PM
I just did a dance Tues night for an old guy in track pants and .... no undies. GROSS. His boner was sticking straight up and I air-danced around it. Yuck.

do they really think we're just going to plop right down on that? ew. :crazy:

If it's slow and I'm bored, I like to chat up the sweatpants/nylon pants pervs with my best uber-innocent persona. Watch their eyes light up as they think they've found a naive mark! Then wait patiently as they adjust themselves for the most possible direct friction. :crazy: But wait...what's this? A total air-dance! ;D

Amber_Sparxx
05-11-2008, 11:26 AM
must remember to try this one

moscm
05-13-2008, 07:29 AM
What kind of a man wears shorts or sweatpants for anything besides sports?

Taco Goblin
05-13-2008, 07:55 AM
What kind of a man wears shorts or sweatpants for anything besides sports?

Sweatpants, never.. even to work out in, I'll go with basketball pants or something light. Never understood sweatshirts either..

Buuuuuuuut here in Phoenix? Shorts are a must.. anywhere, anytime.. 115 degrees puts me in shorts. Not Reno-911 Dangle shorts to be sure.. but knee-length khaki's or cargos..

greentea
05-17-2008, 01:27 PM
I honestly dont see the big deal about sweatpants,they arent THAT thin,I mean come on guys,its not the end of the world.

RJLCyberPunk
05-17-2008, 01:48 PM
Funny most stripclubs I know off around locally anyway do not allow people in shorts, Jeans or Sweatpants anyway...

youngBUTbanking
05-25-2008, 09:02 AM
^^^^ no jeans???

Sophia_Starina
05-26-2008, 08:38 PM
^^^^ no jeans???

Yep.... according to dress codes.... some clubs are strict about the no jeans, no hats, no sneakers rule.

UtahMike
05-26-2008, 10:06 PM
No shirt, no shoes, no service. Nobody ever said anything about pants.

sakonhagakure
05-26-2008, 11:26 PM
Hi custies... I just wanted to let ya'll know a new rule that I have made for myself.

I will never, ever, EVER, EVER dance for a customer who comes in to a club wearing shorts or sweatpants. Not the fleece, nylon, tricot, or jersey varieties.

It is fucking disgusting.
I know I have to give you a lap dance but I don't want feel your junk like you're wearing "nothing at all"!

I don't care how soft or smooth they are, I don't care how much cash you have in your sweatpant pocket. It's still nasty as hell and you're a scumbag for wearing them.

If the club won't make you adhere to a dress code I will ensure that you will never receive a dance from me. Maybe some girls are okay with your shit poking out from between a few microns of stretch nylon poly-blend. I think that self respecting chicks wouldn't let you near them.

Sweatpants put a neon sign on your head flashing "I want to feel pussy as much as possible... I want to fucking cum from a $20 lap dance... I am a cheap prick who has no respect for women... I can't afford a hooker so I try and get the 'most' action/friction/etc."

Don't even get me started on customers who wear sweatpants after working out at a gym and smelling like nasty fucking workout sweaty B.O. !

Dress well. Don't be a dick.

You may find this quite hilarious but I've actually got complaints from girls for NOT wearing sweats. The dress code of the clubs in Lansing, Michigan are pretty laid back but normally I'll go in wearing khakis, jeans, slacks, but occasionally I'll wear some long, khaki shorts (mainly now cause it summer) along with a flannel jacket. (it's still somewhat cold here.)

I've also gotten complaints for the following:
wearing my cold weather bottoms under my jeans in February that I brought home from Ft.Leonard Wood. (military training base.)
wearing underwear
wearing a belt. (a dancer for some odd reason wanted to whip me with my own belt.)
not paying for extras (like this one girl who wanted to have sex in the private booth for $200)
and almost exclusively buying dances from girls I've met outside the club and are friends with (these are girls I've met out of work and didn't initially know they were strippers.)
being too honest
being too "mean" (whatever the hell that means.)
one girl I accidentally slipped up and called her by her real name (we used to work together bout 9 years ago at the same gas station/convenience store.)
This one girl got mad cause one day (I think) I bought dances from just about every other girl working there besides her. (I guess she thought I was joking when I said she annoyed the shit out of me.)
one dancer got mad because for like a week I would only come in for like 20 minutes simply to talk to the shift manager (I'm friends with the management) and leave when she demanded I buy a dance from her. (you read that right. She didn't ask if I wanted one she demanded I buy one after slapping me upside the head a few times.)
not buying a dance from the very same dancer when I spent most of my time with another dancers who's sister is in my guard unit
Also the very same dancer got mad cause i took out the money she owed me for going to the party store and buying her a pack of cigarettes and the money she borrowed from me to pay for tip out once because she was short out of the dances I just bought off of her. (she'll give me cigarette money one way or another.)

ohh and last thing I'll list is some girl biting me as her drunken ass falls off of my lap. (I should've tried to get her fired that night.)

CherryBomb954
05-26-2008, 11:30 PM
SO, as if last night wasn't weird enough (boy did the FREAKS come out) I caught a guy jacking off underneath his SWEATPANTS. He was going at it pretty good, and even after he saw me see him and get up to find a bouncer, he kept going. By the time I was able to grab someone, he had high-tailed it out of the club.
This is the same guy I caught a few months ago doing the same thing in the VIP, same sweatpants. He very rarely gets dances himself, but just likes to sit around and touch himself watching other people get dances. He supposedly was 86'd from the club but I guess someone didn't get the memo.
Next time I swear I am going to take a picture or video of this sick fuck with my cell phone to show management. If that doesn't burn his image into their heads, I don't know what will.

Perry
05-27-2008, 10:35 AM
You may find this quite hilarious but I've actually got complaints from girls for NOT wearing sweats. The dress code of the clubs in Lansing, Michigan are pretty laid back but normally I'll go in wearing khakis, jeans, slacks, but occasionally I'll wear some long, khaki shorts (mainly now cause it summer) along with a flannel jacket. (it's still somewhat cold here.)

I've also gotten complaints for the following:
wearing my cold weather bottoms under my jeans in February that I brought home from Ft.Leonard Wood. (military training base.)
wearing underwear
wearing a belt. (a dancer for some odd reason wanted to whip me with my own belt.)
not paying for extras (like this one girl who wanted to have sex in the private booth for $200)
and almost exclusively buying dances from girls I've met outside the club and are friends with (these are girls I've met out of work and didn't initially know they were strippers.)
being too honest
being too "mean" (whatever the hell that means.)
one girl I accidentally slipped up and called her by her real name (we used to work together bout 9 years ago at the same gas station/convenience store.)
This one girl got mad cause one day (I think) I bought dances from just about every other girl working there besides her. (I guess she thought I was joking when I said she annoyed the shit out of me.)
one dancer got mad because for like a week I would only come in for like 20 minutes simply to talk to the shift manager (I'm friends with the management) and leave when she demanded I buy a dance from her. (you read that right. She didn't ask if I wanted one she demanded I buy one after slapping me upside the head a few times.)
not buying a dance from the very same dancer when I spent most of my time with another dancers who's sister is in my guard unit
Also the very same dancer got mad cause i took out the money she owed me for going to the party store and buying her a pack of cigarettes and the money she borrowed from me to pay for tip out once because she was short out of the dances I just bought off of her. (she'll give me cigarette money one way or another.)

ohh and last thing I'll list is some girl biting me as her drunken ass falls off of my lap. (I should've tried to get her fired that night.)

Are you sure this is all in Lansing? Not just your head ::)

youngBUTbanking
05-27-2008, 11:30 AM
Yep.... according to dress codes.... some clubs are strict about the no jeans, no hats, no sneakers rule.

i understand hats... i understand sneakers...


but still don't understand the no jeans..i mean as long as you wear a nice shirt - i don't know how that is considered bad...i usually switch between the jeans and khaki pants..

sakonhagakure
05-27-2008, 12:46 PM
Are you sure this is all in Lansing? Not just your head ::)
Yes I'm quite sure this all happened in Lansing Michigan. Most of this happened at a club called Omars here in Lansing while some of it happened at a club called Cheetahs.

Electrum
05-27-2008, 01:02 PM
^^ I don't doubt it for a second from what I saw at Omars lol. I've never been to Cheetah's yet but some custie told me it's "where the old strippers go to die." :O I dunno, I've heard it's under new management so I kinda wanna check it out. Would you say Deja Vu is less crazy (and by crazy I mean extras)? I'm kinda trying to avoid it cuz of all the crazy fees.

Sorry for the threadjack :S

PrettyCurlieQ
06-15-2008, 03:25 PM
I've never worked in a club that allowed guys to wear shorts. And if I was dancing for a guy in shorts that I had never spent time with before, I know he'd only get an airdance.

Otoki
06-16-2008, 03:30 AM
Honestly, Yoda, I don't know why you're being purposely obtuse. Dancers don't like sweat pants because it makes the penis most visible/insistently poky (depending on what kind of dances you give) and that implies a lot of things about the people who wear them.

I just think people who wear sweat pants look ridiculous. How cool must they feel, sitting there pathetically with their erection pointing at the ceiling. Those are the customers I feel sorry for. I mean, if they were going for comfort (and not "heightened sensitivity") they'd wear pants that kept their penis in one place (more convenient for friction dances, and far less embarrassing with any other kind of dance)

If you get offended that wearing sweatpants means "ah, he's a cheap, irritating nutter" that's your prerogative. The dancers here are mostly telling people not to wear them because, whatever your intentions, they're off-putting. If you don't wish to respect that opinion, that's your choice. But just as you make a point of not smelling like ASS when you go to a SC, one would think you'd also make a point of avoiding an item of clothing which is so disliked for so many clear-cut reasons.

jaizaine
06-16-2008, 03:55 AM
I just think people who wear sweat pants look ridiculous. How cool must they feel, sitting there pathetically with their erection pointing at the ceiling. Those are the customers I feel sorry for.



LMAO ;D ;D

ironmaidern
06-22-2008, 12:03 PM
There has been a lot of discussion about sweatpants. Most business dress pants are usually of thiner but finer material.

I can see an why an old crusty dude wearing sweatpants is a big turnoff. But an old crusty dude wearing a thin wool suit and a tie is acceptable for some reason.

Same wood, different suit. I don't get it.

yoda57us
06-22-2008, 12:15 PM
Honestly, Yoda, I don't know why you're being purposely obtuse. Dancers don't like sweat pants because it makes the penis most visible/insistently poky (depending on what kind of dances you give) and that implies a lot of things about the people who wear them.

I just think people who wear sweat pants look ridiculous. How cool must they feel, sitting there pathetically with their erection pointing at the ceiling. Those are the customers I feel sorry for. I mean, if they were going for comfort (and not "heightened sensitivity") they'd wear pants that kept their penis in one place (more convenient for friction dances, and far less embarrassing with any other kind of dance)

If you get offended that wearing sweatpants means "ah, he's a cheap, irritating nutter" that's your prerogative. The dancers here are mostly telling people not to wear them because, whatever your intentions, they're off-putting. If you don't wish to respect that opinion, that's your choice. But just as you make a point of not smelling like ASS when you go to a SC, one would think you'd also make a point of avoiding an item of clothing which is so disliked for so many clear-cut reasons.


LOL, maybe if I could remember what I posted here back in October of last year I would care a little more about your response to it...Alas, I don't, either remember or care...

I wear what I wear and my favs are more than happy to take my money any time I visit. The one that I visit most frequently and spend the most money on happens to love either my soft cotton non elastic bottom sweats or my khaki shorts.

It's about the person not the wardrobe. Dancing is your livelihood and it is certainly your choice who you decide to dance for. Again, I could care less.

CKXXX
06-22-2008, 09:34 PM
This thread is STILL GOING?????? WHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?????????????????????????????? ????????????????????

Sophia_Starina
06-22-2008, 11:45 PM
This thread is STILL GOING?????? WHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?????????????????????????????? ????????????????????

Because some guys will never learn. I like that it bumps up every now and again.... just to keep things fresh.

DB Cooper
06-23-2008, 06:21 AM
Conan O'Brien

"K-Mart has started selling sweatpants that promote chastity that have the words “True Love Waits” written on them. The real reason they work is because no one wants to have sex with anyone who wears sweatpants from K-Mart."

grindonme
08-07-2008, 11:47 PM
Honestly, Yoda, I don't know why you're being purposely obtuse. Dancers don't like sweat pants because it makes the penis most visible/insistently poky (depending on what kind of dances you give) and that implies a lot of things about the people who wear them.

I just think people who wear sweat pants look ridiculous. How cool must they feel, sitting there pathetically with their erection pointing at the ceiling. Those are the customers I feel sorry for. I mean, if they were going for comfort (and not "heightened sensitivity") they'd wear pants that kept their penis in one place (more convenient for friction dances, and far less embarrassing with any other kind of dance)

If you get offended that wearing sweatpants means "ah, he's a cheap, irritating nutter" that's your prerogative. The dancers here are mostly telling people not to wear them because, whatever your intentions, they're off-putting. If you don't wish to respect that opinion, that's your choice. But just as you make a point of not smelling like ASS when you go to a SC, one would think you'd also make a point of avoiding an item of clothing which is so disliked for so many clear-cut reasons.

:D:DThat's the reason i i don't wear sweatpants in the club, i'm not BIG big but i'm to big to not be noticed by everyone in the club if i get hard in some sweats

DamSkippi
08-08-2008, 11:24 PM
it's a buyer's market. we wear what we want lol

Perry
08-08-2008, 11:48 PM
Buyer's market my beatuiful ass!! Anyone wearing sweat pants on their's certainly can't afford it! :P

Sophia_Starina
08-10-2008, 09:15 PM
it's a buyer's market. we wear what we want lol

LoL's. Sorry to burst yer bubble, but I wouldn't dance for a guy in sweat pant "EVER"..... so even if you perceive it as a buyers market, you can only buy it from the girls that would sell to you.

So Sorry. :crazy:

NewMoon
08-10-2008, 10:08 PM
it's a buyer's market. we wear what we want lol
Except in our industry the salespeople generally choose the customer by approaching who they want to buy their services.

indianprincess
08-11-2008, 12:57 AM
blah blah blah, der, derbity dur, phlrght! blah and blah.

I'm pretty sure that's what you said.

ANYWAY!

I've noticed all the sweat pants guys at my club are these huge tards with whom you have to lift up their belly or else you're grinding their belly button.

And of course they're the sweatiest, being lardy, so in all, joy.

Nuclear Martini
08-12-2008, 07:46 PM
I know its cheesy, but I had to. Inspired by the Sweatpants Boner Man jingle and also the simpson's movie spider pig song:


Sweatpant boner man!
Sweatpant boner man!
Does whatever a sweatpant boner man does!
can he swing from a web?
No he can't
He's a pig!
Lookout!
Here comes the sweatpants boner man!!

txchick008
08-16-2008, 05:06 PM
I couldn't imagine a club allowing a customer dressed in friggin' sweatpants, to even enter the club.

Amber_Sparxx
08-18-2008, 11:09 AM
There was a sweatpants guy in the club a couple of nights ago, early, sitting in the pervert corner. Airdances, baby, alllllllll the way, and I couldn't help but be reminded of this thread!

Sophia_Starina
08-18-2008, 02:47 PM
I couldn't imagine a club allowing a customer dressed in friggin' sweatpants, to even enter the club.


Awesome! Sounds like Dallas clubs are doing something very right! You are lucky, girlie! :highfive:

gingerlee
08-18-2008, 02:56 PM
Awesome! Sounds like Dallas clubs are doing something very right! You are lucky, girlie! :highfive:

I know! I wanna work in places that don't let sweatpant boner men in .

hot4ablackchick
08-21-2008, 01:01 AM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:


Conan O'Brien

"K-Mart has started selling sweatpants that promote chastity that have the words “True Love Waits” written on them. The real reason they work is because no one wants to have sex with anyone who wears sweatpants from K-Mart."

Thats some funny shit!

UtahMike
08-25-2008, 11:47 PM
It just came to me what to wear instead! SpongeBob pajama bottoms!

grindonme
08-26-2008, 10:38 AM
It just came to me what to wear instead! SpongeBob pajama bottoms!

lmaoo....the front opening of pj's have no zipper or bottom to keep everything i so i know the dancers would be complaining then

MiniMoe
08-29-2008, 04:11 PM
I may look bad, and he may be a perv. but I bet he goes home with a huge smile on his face and very relaxed.

MiniMoe
08-29-2008, 04:28 PM
Sweat pants = easy access

Nuclear Martini
08-29-2008, 05:38 PM
Conan O'Brien

"K-Mart has started selling sweatpants that promote chastity that have the words “True Love Waits” written on them. The real reason they work is because no one wants to have sex with anyone who wears sweatpants from K-Mart."



BWAHAHAHA, I love Conan to death!

Golden_Rule
10-01-2008, 08:54 PM
- .............goes without saying.... http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=99564

I still will never understand this entirely.

Unless I am going someplace special I wear track pants and sweat pants all the time, every where, because they are comfortable and because I can. Yet I am a polite customer who tips pretty well and usually doesn't enter a club with less than $300 on me.

So dancers who pass up on neat/clean looking men in track or sweat pants and polo shirts, etc, pass up making money off guys like me and that just seems like bad business - since there is good money in giving dances to guys like myself.

Don't get me wrong. I am NOT telling you who to dance for and I don't take offense at dancers who take a pass on me because I am wearing sweat pants [though I have to tell you I can count on the fingers of one hand the times it has happened and have fingers left over]. I always figure if they don't want my money than that is a pretty good indication I wouldn't have enjoyed the dance anyway so it works out for both sides and just get a dance from someone else.

gracieS
10-01-2008, 09:55 PM
^^^ When grinding, dancers don't like feeling your slimy junk underneath you track pants.

Pretty obvious.

Golden_Rule
10-01-2008, 10:26 PM
^^^ When grinding, dancers don't like feeling your slimy junk underneath you track pants.

Pretty obvious.

Not obvious at all, to be honest.

I wear underwear [$30 buck a pop boxer briefs] and my "junk" is always showered, and never slimy [why do you have to make this personal? I wouldn't call any part of YOU slimy.]. I also don't like to make "cumsies" in my pants so wet spots are never a problem because I'm just not going there.

And, as I stated most politely, all I said is I don't understand it from a business aspect because turning down a guy like myself for a dance is money down the drain, because I come into the club with money and I tip well for good dancing [and what is good depends on my mood, but I can tell you I don't seek extras from dancers I can tell don't provide them... why piss people off.]

I can, and always have, found what I want so I never get upset if someone doesn't want to provide it because someone else always comes along who will so this isn't a personal issue. I am TRYING to discuss this from purely a BUSINESS aspect.

[Though from past experience I know that probably isn't possible so why don't we just drop it now.]

Sophia_Starina
10-01-2008, 11:10 PM
Golden_Rule.... let's agree to disagree. I have my limits and you have yours. I don't understand why you NEED to wear track pants to a strip club... perhaps I never will... but you are entitled to do what you like.

That in mind, I can refuse to dance for anyone who makes me uncomfortable. Sweat pants/track pants/ and associated 'athletic' attire is not something I would like to be dancing on.... for all the reasons in that thread.

While you may be a swell guy, perhaps even a great looking guy, your idea of a good time at a strip club falls pretty much in line with why I DO NOT dance for sweatpant men.


She is fondling my most private area and little GR is very happy and showing it when I tell her what she wants. She smiles impishly. Very genuine. She produces a little bottle of hand lotion and she puts some on her hand and than, to my utter delight, puts some on mine and asks that I do for her what she is about to do for me. It becomes incredibly intense in that little booth and I am very glad they are playing the music loud.
Very nice.

We wouldn't mesh (pun intended) well. Maybe Sweatpants are a polarizing factor in strip clubs. Maybe it's for the best.

Rockell
10-01-2008, 11:19 PM
I still will never understand this entirely.

Unless I am going someplace special I wear track pants and sweat pants all the time, every where, because they are comfortable and because I can. Yet I am a polite customer who tips pretty well and usually doesn't enter a club with less than $300 on me.

Count a gentlemen's club as one of those "special" places where sweatpants would be inappropriate. You wouldn't wear them on a date to an upscale restaurant would you? Thank god my club has a dress code and a strict "no athletic wear" policy.

Sophia_Starina
10-02-2008, 01:48 AM
Count a gentlemen's club as one of those "special" places where sweatpants would be inappropriate. You wouldn't wear them on a date to an upscale restaurant would you? Thank god my club has a dress code and a strict "no athletic wear" policy.

Where are you? I want to come work with you!!!!

DesuvsDeath
10-02-2008, 05:22 AM
I don't trust men in sweatpants. 90% of guys who try and pull it out when I'm not looking... have been wearing sweatpants.
I'm not saying it's every guy in sweatpants... but I've had it happen enough that I just don't like to go there if there's ANYONE else spending money.