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Otoki
12-31-2008, 04:52 PM
Go get em' Amber!

I kills me when guys take the "You need me, I don't need you" approach. Hello! The beer is a lot cheaper at home and there is no cover charge!

Why on earth do you go to a strip club if you don't go to see beautiful, nekkid women?
For the "ambiance". *stares at boobs*

Otoki
12-31-2008, 04:54 PM
Uh, is this true? Is it expected for guys in some clubs to wear condoms? I'd say that wearing a condom for the length of the stay in a SC would be pretty uncomfortable to me.
I don't think that's the norm.

VegasM
01-02-2009, 02:47 AM
Years ago here in Vegas, there was a nude club located on Industrial Way. Long closed, although a bookstore and ‘arcade’ still exist.

What are euphemistically described on this board as ‘extras’ were not offered at XXX. At X’s, they were Original Equipment (although the girls were always on the lookout for management, so it probably was not club policy).

If you were up to the health risks, cunnilingus was openly offered, encouraged, and included in the $20 price. None of this lame titty sucking offered in all the clubs today.

Had a dancer offer a ‘VIP Special’ in addition to our ongoing LD; not wanting it, but not wanting to offend, I joked ‘I might shoot in my pants’, at which time a condom was produced with instructions to put it on.

I told her if I put that on, I’m shooting in something other than my pants. “No problem; what’s your room #?”. Yikes.

Thank God I’ve reached the age and maturity where visiting strip clubs is an annual, rather than weekly or monthly event, and the possibility of being so ‘trigger happy’ I might ‘shoot’ from a lap dance are long gone (I hate ‘grinding’ anyway, and never got repeat dances from ‘grinders’; just give an old fashion show without crushing the ‘boys’).

GeorgeBailey
01-04-2009, 05:58 PM
Like others, I'm amazed at the longevity (no pun intended) of this thread.

Most of the dancers have made it clear they will not dance for customers dressed a certain way based on their comfort level, aesthetics, or previous negative experiences, with the understanding that they'll be foregoing a certain amount of income; some customers insist that what kind of pants they're wearing shouldn't (and/or doesn't) negatively impact their club experience.

Each will act on his/her opinion and obviously will not change the opinions of others.

I'm not sure what else can be said about this.

WiseGuy_TX
01-04-2009, 07:04 PM
I'm not sure what else can be said about this...the sweatpantsbonerman is evil hypnotic. Sheild your eyes for if you stare at it too long, you will go mad. (Click the pic to see)

Sophia_Starina
01-18-2009, 11:53 PM
Like others, I'm amazed at the longevity (no pun intended) of this thread.

Most of the dancers have made it clear they will not dance for customers dressed a certain way based on their comfort level, aesthetics, or previous negative experiences, with the understanding that they'll be foregoing a certain amount of income; some customers insist that what kind of pants they're wearing shouldn't (and/or doesn't) negatively impact their club experience.

Each will act on his/her opinion and obviously will not change the opinions of others.

I'm not sure what else can be said about this.

Why so threatened by the thread, George? Whenever it gets brought up, a bunch of new guys see it (and hopefully learn something), new anecdotes are shared about the dreaded sweat-pant-boner-man, and everyone gets a good chuckle from it.

Live and let live.... ;)

GeorgeBailey
01-19-2009, 02:42 PM
Why so threatened by the thread, George? Whenever it gets brought up, a bunch of new guys see it (and hopefully learn something), new anecdotes are shared about the dreaded sweat-pant-boner-man, and everyone gets a good chuckle from it.

Live and let live.... ;)

Sophia, I apologize if I implied I was "threatened". I was just making observations. I'm a member of the "Live and let live" school from way back. :)

ufgators
01-27-2009, 01:05 PM
Haven't read this WHOLE thread, but are you now telling me my Dolphin Shorts are out?

latingod
01-27-2009, 02:34 PM
Now what about Jeans (as in Blue Jeans)...??

I rarely wear them, I'm normally wearing dress pants, and the girls always complement the fabrics I use, so If suddenly I'm wearing Jeans, they tell me that they don't like me to wear Jeans, because is a more rough material than what I normally wear...

mediocrity
01-27-2009, 02:40 PM
Now what about Jeans (as in Blue Jeans)...??

I rarely wear them, I'm normally wearing dress pants, and the girls always complement the fabrics I use, so If suddenly I'm wearing Jeans, they tell me that they don't like me to wear Jeans, because is a more rough material than what I normally wear...

I don't mind jeans a bit, but I'm not heavy grinder, so it may not apply to me.

Otoki
01-27-2009, 04:29 PM
I like jeans. No chance of anything being "out of place" or moving around, and I find them quite comfortable. I do wear them every day, after all.

latingod
01-28-2009, 09:21 PM
I see... I don't midn wearing them, I just hardly ever do....gosh I need to go back to the clubs...I've been gone for too long...and still a few weeks more....I need to spend money!!!

leather88
02-16-2009, 04:30 AM
I have worn leather pants into clubs and gotten some pretty good private dances. I can say this, I was never ignored or got a lousy private dance when I was wearing leather pants and their tight and maybe even "revealing" to a certain degree.......just curious what anyone would think of them because I didn't see them mentioned in anyone's clothing taboos.

Ruby Ruckus
02-16-2009, 01:20 PM
if anyone came into my club wearing leather pants that was not a famous, aging rock star, i would probably make fun of them in the dressing room.

having never experienced dancing for someone in leather pants, i can't tell you whether or not it would be an enjoyable experience. but i would laugh about it later, that's for sure.

Amber_Sparxx
02-16-2009, 08:42 PM
Okay, I've gained a new perspective on the issue of jeans. I recently danced nude for the first time, and although I am not a heavy grinder, jeans and work slacks (Dickies, etc.) were downright painful to dance on, I mean to the point where I stopped grinding altogether. Another girl clued me in to placing a bandana on the lap/crotch area during dances (not only for increased comfort, but for hygenic purposes), but even still, it was less than comfortable. So, in a nude club, maybe softer material is the way to go if you don't want the entertainer to completely abuse her delicate little happy no-no places. Now that I'm back in thongs, I don't mind the jeans one whit, though.

Sophia_Starina
02-16-2009, 08:45 PM
Okay, I've gained a new perspective on the issue of jeans. I recently danced nude for the first time, and although I am not a heavy grinder, jeans and work slacks (Dickies, etc.) were downright painful to dance on, I mean to the point where I stopped grinding altogether.

I use a 2-layer satin-y scarf thing when I dance nude. That way it just slides around better... one side grips the guys pant-material.... the other side moves with you. Just buy some silky scarves and stitch them together.... you'll be super comfy.

Otoki
02-17-2009, 11:49 AM
Okay, I've gained a new perspective on the issue of jeans. I recently danced nude for the first time, and although I am not a heavy grinder, jeans and work slacks (Dickies, etc.) were downright painful to dance on, I mean to the point where I stopped grinding altogether. Another girl clued me in to placing a bandana on the lap/crotch area during dances (not only for increased comfort, but for hygenic purposes), but even still, it was less than comfortable. So, in a nude club, maybe softer material is the way to go if you don't want the entertainer to completely abuse her delicate little happy no-no places. Now that I'm back in thongs, I don't mind the jeans one whit, though.
Wait, so you were grinding your uncovered crotch on people's laps? I don't know if I'm misunderstanding your post. If this was the case, I'm not surprised that you were in pain:O I think the scarf idea is excellent, both for hygiene and comfort!

lemmiwinks31
02-17-2009, 03:56 PM
I have worn leather pants into clubs and gotten some pretty good private dances. I can say this, I was never ignored or got a lousy private dance when I was wearing leather pants and their tight and maybe even "revealing" to a certain degree.......just curious what anyone would think of them because I didn't see them mentioned in anyone's clothing taboos.


yes...i am glad that you asked that question, because i have a similar one.......I have a bright red, skin tight vinyl jumpsuit that i like to wear just about everywhere.....would this be OK?

Sophia_Starina
02-19-2009, 11:20 AM
I have a bright red, skin tight vinyl jumpsuit that i like to wear just about everywhere.....would this be OK?

That look is sooooooo 9 years ago..... get with the times. ::)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_cMKZtHG9re4/R67PhwN-YoI/AAAAAAAAADE/Mon9iiWfoH8/s400/Britney%2BSpears%2B-%2BOops%2BI%2BDid%2BIt%2BAgain.ts_000070003.jpg

http://images.2dayfm.com.au/2008/08/06/45496/600x400-ent-britney-red-suit-600x400-600x400.jpg

lemmiwinks31
02-19-2009, 05:33 PM
That look is sooooooo 9 years ago..... get with the times. ::)

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Yeah....OK...I guess i need to update my look with leather pants. thanks for the advice.

misslizzy
02-21-2009, 03:54 AM
if anyone came into my club wearing leather pants that was not a famous, aging rock star, i would probably make fun of them in the dressing room.

having never experienced dancing for someone in leather pants, i can't tell you whether or not it would be an enjoyable experience. but i would laugh about it later, that's for sure.

This. %100.

(I know it's been said before, and I appreciate the reasoning for being fine with it getting continually pushed up, but I still am amazed that this thread is still going!)

SpeakngEZ
03-08-2009, 09:50 PM
^^^I gotta say, the only custie wearing those that I ever danced for ended up being my best spender of the night. They might look silly to some, but leather pants ain't cheap, girls.

Rian Winters
03-09-2009, 04:13 AM
Ive never had a problem with leather. Its actually pretty soft, but constricts the area enough so that if the guy sports wood, you can barely tell. I refuse dances from the guys in those silk track pants. Those are the worst! I danced for a guy wearing them back during my first month of dancing, and have never done it again. I just couldnt hang with the silk teepee.

yoda57us
03-09-2009, 05:16 PM
Live and let live.... ;)

LOL, Am I the only one who see's the irony in this?

Thank you Sophia! This may in fact be the best thread in the entire history of Customer Convo!

ChloeStar
03-09-2009, 06:02 PM
hahahah!

Kaelyria
03-10-2009, 11:57 PM
Shorts should be knee length and of a cotton or poly blend fabric. Work out shorts, sweatpants, basketball shorts bike shorts and anything splattered with paint or other construction material should NOT be worn to a strip club. You don't have to dress like you're out on a date but something that will keep the skin to skin contact to a minimum.

Remember guys, it's not always likely that you'll pick one of the good girls to dance for you and you never know where the dirty girls have been. Also, we've been dancing for other guys, there is lotion, perfume, make up, sweat, whatever was on that dollar bill stuck in our g-string, whatever it is they use to clean the pole/stage, etc. on our thighs/breasts/butts/backs. If you come in wearing short thin fabric you're getting all of that rubbed on to you vicariously.

Slacks, jeans(usually), khakis, dockers, trousers, camouflage, corduroy<< these are acceptable especially if the're clean. You'll get a better dance, the girls are more comfortable and so are you.

~K

Sophia_Starina
02-04-2012, 07:53 PM
Sorry boys.....

This won't work either : Dress Pant Sweatpants : http://www.betabrand.com/gray-dress-pant-sweatpants.html

Dress sweats are still sweatpants in my opinion. (They are also oxymoronic) FYI.

yoda57us
02-04-2012, 08:15 PM
I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume that you won't dance for these guys either....

28904

Sophia_Starina
02-06-2012, 12:07 PM
Oh, yoda.... just when I thought it couldn't get any scarier.... there you go with the ForeverLazy photo!

Please don't give creepy-dudes any ideas. :laughing:

http://www.everythingyoulikeisstupid.com/images/foreverlazy.jpg

Sophia_Starina
02-06-2012, 12:36 PM
Gentlemen, I realize that things have changed since I originally authored this post.

Permit me to inform you of some other equally unacceptable forms of attire that you should never wear to a strip club.

Speedos:
http://ournote2self.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/speedo.jpg

Man-Jeggings:
http://www.ecosalon.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/boy4551-257x300.jpg

Slankets/Snuggies:
http://www.jasonsmith.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/wpid375-the-slanket-img-6552.jpg

Denim Cut-Offs:
http://ficdn.fashionindie.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/nevernude-2.jpg

Lame' Shorts:
http://static.winningateverything.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/WA_nevernude.jpg

Zentai Suits:
http://cdn3.iofferphoto.com/img/item/162/106/545/80PgEp921jEbrk1.jpg

What-Ever-the-Hell-This-Is:
http://www.marthastewardess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/airport-attire-DFW.jpg





You're Welcome.

thuggoe
02-06-2012, 06:24 PM
I was at a club once and a tranvestite came in and got his lap dance in a dress, I was like hmm, he might be on to something lol.

ArmySGT.
02-06-2012, 07:46 PM
Gentlemen, I realize that things have changed since I originally authored this post.

Permit me to inform you of some other equally unacceptable forms of attire that you should never wear to a strip club.

What-Ever-the-Hell-This-Is:
http://www.marthastewardess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/airport-attire-DFW.jpg

You're Welcome.

This Gentleman is infamous. He flys a lot. There are many different photos of him circulating wearing different skimpy womens outfits on domestic flights. He really gets a thrill out of it.

unbeleavable
02-06-2012, 08:25 PM
Dam we have a New fetish...Should charge more to him...lol

Sophia_Starina
02-07-2012, 11:55 AM
This Gentleman is infamous. He flys a lot. There are many different photos of him circulating wearing different skimpy womens outfits on domestic flights. He really gets a thrill out of it.

Yep... Howard is quite a character. http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/pulp/2011/06/howard_us_airways_cross-dressing_fort_lauderdale_airport.php

Jay12
02-07-2012, 02:54 PM
Back in RVa, there was this guy I called Benny that always insisted on getting dances while wearing sweatpants. Since he always bought many dances, I thought I'd be a smart move to take with me a very long shal as a "cover-up". First, I'd fold the shal many times to make sure it was thick enough, then I put it in his lap to make sure my parts didn't have such a direct contact while grinding. I never felt that guy's junk doing that, and eventually some dancers did similar things (like using their dresses, bootyshorts, etc the same way) to avoid direct contact with guys like Benny.

It is nasty when customers wear the sweat pants, but they can also be whales too. In that case, have your cake...and eat it too!

DesuvsDeath
02-09-2012, 02:41 PM
Zentai Suits:
http://cdn3.iofferphoto.com/img/item/162/106/545/80PgEp921jEbrk1.jpg

...No I'd probably dance for this guy.

Vyanka
02-10-2012, 02:58 AM
Today I was dancing for a young guy and he said to me, "I should come next time with sweat pants".


I said, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, don't you dare!!!!" LOL

Dddallas
02-10-2012, 11:14 PM
On a decent looking customer ( tons here in Denver ) I really don't mind feeling a hrd on. A good sized super hard one makes me horny making for a better dance. Happened the other night. Ended up with 500 for 20 mins of me rubbing my clit on his junk. Had fun lol

pinups4
02-11-2012, 12:54 AM
on the other end....what about zipper man? I know why sweatpants blow....but do the continuous grind on metal zippers ever become....as my daughter would say (20 mos) OWIE!?

Dddallas
02-11-2012, 01:54 AM
^ agreed 100%

unbeleavable
02-11-2012, 06:32 AM
On a decent looking customer ( tons here in Denver ) I really don't mind feeling a hrd on. A good sized super hard one makes me horny making for a better dance. Happened the other night. Ended up with 500 for 20 mins of me rubbing my clit on his junk. Had fun lol

We don't need to hear about your riding here...

misslizzy
02-12-2012, 04:02 AM
Today I was dancing for a young guy and he said to me, "I should come next time with sweat pants".


I said, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, don't you dare!!!!" LOL

LOL, I have this exact convo about once a week. It's funny how most guys immediately get it when I respond this way. When they ask what to wear, I tell them khakis are fine.

OliveJardin
02-12-2012, 05:25 AM
Reading threads like this makes me sooo happy that my club has a dress pretty strict code:). Dress sweat pants *face palm* (I can't even begin to imagine what kind of creature "invented" those bad boys lol).

Sophia_Starina
02-12-2012, 10:19 AM
on the other end....what about zipper man? I know why sweatpants blow....but do the continuous grind on metal zippers ever become....as my daughter would say (20 mos) OWIE!?

Well.... metal zippers are usually covered up by a flap of fabric on the trousers... unless the zipper is open, in which case I wouldn't be anywhere near the guy.

misslizzy
02-12-2012, 10:27 PM
Rough denim does suck, but I've never had a zipper issue.

DesuvsDeath
02-13-2012, 04:23 PM
On a decent looking customer ( tons here in Denver ) I really don't mind feeling a hrd on. A good sized super hard one makes me horny making for a better dance. Happened the other night. Ended up with 500 for 20 mins of me rubbing my clit on his junk. Had fun lol

Yeah. That's pretty much the most disgusting shit I've read on here in months.

unbeleavable
02-13-2012, 05:36 PM
Yeah. That's pretty much the most disgusting shit I've read on here in months.

Yeah her Hustle is strong...LOL

DesuvsDeath
02-13-2012, 07:39 PM
Meanwhile... I did dances for like five guys today who all wanted me to rub myself on them and get off...couldn't figure it or till I jumped on and saw this.
Thanks to all the girls like this dancr for giving customers disgusting expectations of dancers.

misslizzy
02-13-2012, 10:22 PM
Don't know why everyones getting so upset over sweatpants...guys wearing them come to get dances and nobody is forcing you to touch his groin.

And to the poster that said they would put folded up booty shorts on the guys crotch-wtf, unless you have a whale sized ass booty shorts aren't going to accomplish anything besides making you look silly and like I said before, a much easier solution is to just not touch his dick. Is it really hard to not touch their dicks? Is their something in the water at all of these clubs that make these dicks take up all of the space in the Lapdance booth?

Sometimes I feel like I'm taking crazy pills when I read this site. Just don't touch the dicks and you will be fine ladies.

In clubs where grinding in the norm, it's pretty difficult to avoid contact with boners.

unbeleavable
02-13-2012, 11:10 PM
To also report that is how you hustle..I know there are other ways. Just keep it out of here..glad you banked that night riding..