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yoda57us
05-27-2012, 07:35 AM
^ That's a good question but keep in mind that we are on the internet. None of us really knows if the folks posting here all go to strip clubs or not. In point of fact, there are a few posters here who openly admit to being former customers who don't enjoy going to clubs anymore.

glitteredgarter
05-27-2012, 09:54 AM
Shorts are not horrible, I wear them when its hot out. Sweatpants are fucking disgusting. Shorts can look nice, sweat pants do not. Have some respect for us and change out of your gym attire, you slob. Not to mention I can feel EVERYTHING and its nasty.

Almost Jaded
05-27-2012, 10:33 AM
Yoda - I'm sorry if the post was inappropriate; honesty, with the way this thread has gone over time I didn't think it was that far off topic, lol. Seeing this thread revived and reading some of the posts reminded me of the story, so I posted it.

Dirty Ernie
05-27-2012, 11:04 AM
Mod note: If you feel like you need to pm me regarding my approach to moderation feel free. Your post was off topic.

yoda57us
05-27-2012, 11:52 AM
Yoda - I'm sorry if the post was inappropriate; honesty, with the way this thread has gone over time I didn't think it was that far off topic, lol. Seeing this thread revived and reading some of the posts reminded me of the story, so I posted it.

I don't know what to tell you AJ other than the fact that I can't moderate some guys for being off topic and not moderate others. Maybe if the guy had been wearing sweat pants...

Almost Jaded
05-27-2012, 05:09 PM
^^In the immortal words of Robin Williams... "What da hellll waas that?"

yoda57us
05-28-2012, 08:34 AM
I dunno AJ, it kinda looked like it could have been a response to your post....

To clarify my position on what is and is not off topic (and this is meant for all, not to single you out AJ). Well, it's kinda like obscenity. It's hard to define but I know it when I see it. Most thread derailments start with one post. Regardless of how slow a particular thread may be I'm not willing to let it go down the wrong road just for the sake of reviving it. SW is a big place with lots of sections and lots of different threads. There is also the blue section which, quite frankly is where stories about cum flying through the air belong.

roast
05-28-2012, 08:58 AM
AJ - I think Yoda was avoiding a long derailment where your post wouldve been inevitably bashed for pages. I almost started to for a few reasons, but then I saw your post was deleted. He was saving your ass tbh.

Almost Jaded
05-28-2012, 06:23 PM
My "what the hell" reply was aimed at a post that WAS over it and after Yoda's reply. It made no sense whatsoever; whatever it was it has been deleted. Don't care about my post being deleted, wasn't responding to Yoda's reply.

rickdugan
05-28-2012, 06:29 PM
There is also the blue section which, quite frankly is where stories about cum flying through the air belong.

LMAO Yoda! I had a very juvenille fit of laughter over this comment and I'm still chuckling as I type this. :D

yoda57us
05-28-2012, 06:42 PM
^ to be honest rick I laughed pretty hard myself after I read it!

Sophia_Starina
05-30-2012, 09:31 AM
Wait... I feel as though I missed the LOLs...

yoda57us
05-09-2013, 11:42 PM
Bump this thread I must....

UtahMike
05-10-2013, 10:06 PM
Why? It should be buried. Everything has been said, and nothing new is likely to ever be said.

Ignore this thread, I must.

yoda57us
05-11-2013, 09:48 PM
Ignore this thread, I must.


Wouldn't the best way to do that have been to not post anything here?

justanothercamgirl
05-11-2013, 10:31 PM
Wouldn't the best way to do that have been to not post anything here?

Sure, way to bring facts and logic into this. ;)

simone87
05-11-2013, 10:34 PM
hmm i feel like im the only stripper who doesn't really care what a man wears as long as it isn't rough on my pussy and dirty! i HATE dirty jeans, ick. you'll get an airdance if you got filthy scratchy jeans. i'll feel a guy's boner anyways, and if they don't get one i get kind of offended lol. boners are natural,given so many dances to pervs it just ceases to even register anymore i guess. sweatpants are soft at least hehe
i can totally see why girls would hate it though and see it as a sign of disrespect!!

FasaCorp
05-12-2013, 06:11 AM
hmm i feel like im the only stripper who doesn't really care what a man wears as long as it isn't rough on my pussy and dirty! i HATE dirty jeans, ick. you'll get an airdance if you got filthy scratchy jeans. i'll feel a guy's boner anyways, and if they don't get one i get kind of offended lol. boners are natural,given so many dances to pervs it just ceases to even register anymore i guess. sweatpants are soft at least hehe
i can totally see why girls would hate it though and see it as a sign of disrespect!!

Thank you for your honesty.
To this day, I still have yet to see a customer at my club(s) wear sweatpants. I'm not even sure if it's allowed down here. I mean a customer would look so obvious as to what his intentions are by showing up in sweats that it seems he'd get turned away in the lobby.

yoda57us
05-12-2013, 09:46 AM
I think I've mentioned this before but, in Providence-a mecca for extras girls and customers seeking them, actual sweatpants are rare. There was one guy who showed up wearing sweats and offering back rubs for years who was known, even on the internet, as "sweat pants guy".

Babybuns
05-12-2013, 02:50 PM
there are a few regular guys that come in wearing the SAME thin gym pants or tracksuits every freakin time i see them and I KNOW what theyre trying to do! i cannot give dances to these guys it is just so gross and unsanitary/dangerous bc if they cum or even precum and its near my crotch it will soak through their pants through my thin panties..just NO.

Sophia_Starina
05-13-2013, 11:05 AM
Why? It should be buried. Everything has been said, and nothing new is likely to ever be said.
You can read below why this thread is still relevant....



there are a few regular guys that come in wearing the SAME thin gym pants or tracksuits every freakin time i see them and I KNOW what theyre trying to do! i cannot give dances to these guys it is just so gross and unsanitary/dangerous bc if they cum or even precum and its near my crotch it will soak through their pants through my thin panties..just NO.

^^^ This member joined in January, 2013. Ya'll haven't learned.

yoda57us
05-13-2013, 11:44 AM
LOL, I spend half of my moderation time closing old bumped threads or asking people not to bump them. When I decide to bump one it's because it IS still relevant and entertaining!

safado
05-13-2013, 12:52 PM
there are a few regular guys that come in wearing the SAME thin gym pants or tracksuits every freakin time i see them and I KNOW what theyre trying to do! i cannot give dances to these guys it is just so gross and unsanitary/dangerous bc if they cum or even precum and its near my crotch it will soak through their pants through my thin panties..just NO.


And then it will be time for babynames.com

FasaCorp
05-13-2013, 07:51 PM
LOL, I spend half of my moderation time closing old bumped threads or asking people not to bump them. When I decide to bump one it's because it IS still relevant and entertaining!

Thanks Yoda. When 900 years old I reach, be wise enough to know which threads to bump I will be :D

pierrepaul
05-16-2013, 03:56 PM
This thread is hilarious. I've never worn track pants to a club, but wearing them is simply truth in advertising. It's like putting a neon light on your table saying "I want extras". The girls will know what you want and those who don't do extras (or only do them with certain clients or OTC) will know to avoid you.

Sophia_Starina
05-17-2013, 11:20 AM
This thread is hilarious. I've never worn track pants to a club, but wearing them is simply truth in advertising. It's like putting a neon light on your table saying "I want extras". The girls will know what you want and those who don't do extras (or only do them with certain clients or OTC) will know to avoid you.

Quoted for truth!

Omegaphallic
05-28-2013, 03:51 PM
Shorts are not horrible, I wear them when its hot out. Sweatpants are fucking disgusting. Shorts can look nice, sweat pants do not. Have some respect for us and change out of your gym attire, you slob. Not to mention I can feel EVERYTHING and its nasty.

Believe it or not you can get high end quality sweat pants, although maybe it'd be more accurate to call them jogging pants if they're quality and look nice.

Golden_Rule
08-12-2013, 01:14 PM
and I still say, tongue planted firmly in cheek but the intent still resolved....



Hi custies... I just wanted to let ya'll know a new rule that I have made for myself.

I will never, ever, EVER, EVER dance for a customer who comes in to a club wearing shorts or sweatpants. Not the fleece, nylon, tricot, or jersey varieties.

It is fucking disgusting.
I know I have to give you a lap dance but I don't want feel your junk like you're wearing "nothing at all"!

I don't care how soft or smooth they are, I don't care how much cash you have in your sweatpant pocket. It's still nasty as hell and you're a scumbag for wearing them.

If the club won't make you adhere to a dress code I will ensure that you will never receive a dance from me. Maybe some girls are okay with your shit poking out from between a few microns of stretch nylon poly-blend. I think that self respecting chicks wouldn't let you near them.

Sweatpants put a neon sign on your head flashing "I want to feel pussy as much as possible... I want to fucking cum from a $20 lap dance... I am a cheap prick who has no respect for women... I can't afford a hooker so I try and get the 'most' action/friction/etc."

Don't even get me started on customers who wear sweatpants after working out at a gym and smelling like nasty fucking workout sweaty B.O. !

Dress well. Don't be a dick.

Hmmmm. Well we know each other so you know I have the most sincere respect for you both as an appreciator of fine sensual/erotic dancing and as someone whose understanding of your acclaim brought $$$ into pocket by being the fine attraction you are, thus bringing guests into our parties.

Now, those parties had a dress code and were very high end affairs. That is the way we ran them. You have seen me in suit and tie, dressed to the max, and my track pants get ups at other parties where we both found ourselves [because that's just the way certain folks do it in Jersey - bada bing], still I have to speak up for at least some of my sweat and track pants wearing brothers.

Not all of us are scumbags [well, at least not in the way you mean it {LOL}]. Some of us simply put our own comfort before high fashion. I don't rock a fanny pack as a fashion statement either. I just need a comfortable place to carry my 40 cal. Glock when its not underneath my suit jacket on a Miami style shoulder rig.

It is what it is. If Mr SPBM is doing it because he wants to "feel something" on the cheap... Hey, I dig where you are coming from, but if I'm in a club and it is one of the rare occasions that a dancer has caused me to bypass my very "BTDT/jaded" general feelings on LD's [it happens... but even with you, as good as you are and you are one of the very, very, best, I didn't get a LD for me... I purchased it for a lady friend and she was greatly, and I mean greatly, impressed... hell, I remember the lines going out into the common areas to get a LD with you and that was with all the dancers doing extras that were never as busy as you were]. Still, as good as a dancer may be, and she would have to be good to get me into the LDR or VIP, I'm not going home to change into a suit just so I can get my LD on. I want to be comfortable while I get it and I don't want zippers and belt buckles, etc, rubbing up on me with someone's weight on them [even a slip of a thing like yourself] anymore than you do.

I'm going to hit the LD room dressed the way I came in, natty track suit in the finest Newark guido tradition, 'cause sometimes that's just how me and mine roll. We come to relax and have fun, and don't desire to be held to some standard set for Mr SPBM. Cummsies with our clothes on ain't our style. {LOL} I like my creature comforts and when I have sex it's usually nakey and laid out on something comfortable [unless its some mutually consensual semi-public interlude with my S.O. for the thrill of it].

As always Sophia, wishing well and deepest respects... and with hopes that at some point we are both helping each other make money again. [I miss those parties] }:D

Sophia_Starina
08-14-2013, 12:32 PM
Don't even think about it.....

https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?186527-Liquid-Lapdance-PANTS&p=2525214#post2525214

rickdugan
08-14-2013, 12:43 PM
Don't even think about it.....

https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?186527-Liquid-Lapdance-PANTS&p=2525214#post2525214

Idk Sophia, but I think that the less publicity this gets, the better. Strong negative reactions from dancers like you may actually serve as perverse endorsements of this thing for the "blow a load in my pants" crowd.

Golden_Rule
08-15-2013, 07:14 PM
Don't even think about it.....https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?186527-Liquid-Lapdance-PANTS&p=2525214#post2525214One word: "Ewwwww".No, second word: Why?

Sophia_Starina
08-16-2013, 01:41 PM
Idk Sophia, but I think that the less publicity this gets, the better. Strong negative reactions from dancers like you may actually serve as perverse endorsements of this thing for the "blow a load in my pants" crowd.

Oh my.... Ewwwwwww..... (Golden Rule :) said it better but I had to chime in).

I am not a publicist.

If some perv wants to passive-aggressively promulgate from his pud into his perverse, patented pants.... well Hell... that's his fault.

I am not the one to blame.

I'll post as a I see fit... granted you were correct... this product has been discussed previously... but as I stated before, I did not recall the conversation. Thankfully, I can bury topics like this incredibly deep in the recesses of my mind. Please accept my sincere apologies for rehashing. I'll be sure to post something more novel next time.


P.S. :flirt:

Okieslims
08-16-2013, 11:30 PM
Some of you gals are a little harsh on the customer. I don't get lap dances and it seems to piss the dancers off... but it's just not my thing. I can only imagine though, that the only goal in both the dancer and the customers mind during a lap dance is to achieve a certain closeness. I think that's well understood by both parties involved. I give you money.. you give me a mild sensation of closeness with a woman.. and everybody is happy.. Now since that's understood, why is somebody a "perv" for trying to increase that sensation? Maybe they are a bit more adventurous in a naughty kind of way, but no more a perv than anybody else that "buys a dancer a drink". They all have the same goal in mind. One of them is just more blatant in his quest to achieve it lol...


Not that I don't understand why limited clothing barriers are gross. I get it.. There should be a dress code.. and if you're personally uncomfortable, you should deny them.. but I just don't get the attack mentality.. this business is absolutely dependent on "pervs". Don't attack your customers..

Tsepmet1
08-16-2013, 11:42 PM
I will attack whomever I please, sir. I am not a nice lady. :)


But on a serious note, this is a place for us to vent. Every profession has their share of stupid people to deal with, and this is just one of ours.

I can't even tell you how many times as a waitress That I wanted to kick the chair out from under someone when they ordered water, sugar, and a bowl of lemons.

Or how as a receptionist, I wanted to just set everyone who no-call-no-showed for their appointments on fire.


Me. Sweatpantsbonerman is the same thing.

Sophia_Starina
08-17-2013, 08:45 AM
Some of you gals are a little harsh on the customer. I don't get lap dances and it seems to piss the dancers off... but it's just not my thing. I can only imagine though, that the only goal in both the dancer and the customers mind during a lap dance is to achieve a certain closeness. I think that's well understood by both parties involved. I give you money.. you give me a mild sensation of closeness with a woman.. and everybody is happy.. Now since that's understood, why is somebody a "perv" for trying to increase that sensation? Maybe they are a bit more adventurous in a naughty kind of way, but no more a perv than anybody else that "buys a dancer a drink". They all have the same goal in mind. One of them is just more blatant in his quest to achieve it lol...


Not that I don't understand why limited clothing barriers are gross. I get it.. There should be a dress code.. and if you're personally uncomfortable, you should deny them.. but I just don't get the attack mentality.. this business is absolutely dependent on "pervs". Don't attack your customers..

I adore customers. I wouldn't have a job without them. But respect is a two way street. I give it and I get it. When a customer is disrespectful... like the fellows described in this thread... all bets are off.

yoda57us
08-17-2013, 12:07 PM
Some of you gals are a little harsh on the customer. I don't get lap dances and it seems to piss the dancers off... but it's just not my thing. I can only imagine though, that the only goal in both the dancer and the customers mind during a lap dance is to achieve a certain closeness. I think that's well understood by both parties involved.

Honestly I think you are making a pretty broad assumption here. Not surprising since you don't buy dances. "Closeness" is not what a dancer is trying to achieve at all other than getting your money closer to her purse. Dancers SELL dances to make a living. In some clubs that means a little contact. I some clubs it means heavy contact or extras. In some clubs it means an air dance. Contact or closeness is quite often NOT the goal nor is it appreciated. While I certainly don't condone dancers being rude to customers in the club I also don't condone customers taking advantage of a dancers time when they don't intend to pay for it. Since I'm not sitting next to you in the club and seeing what transpires I'm not passing judgement on either you or the dancer, just mentioning that guys who don't spend should not expect to have much attention paid to them.

Now, as far as what dancers say here on Stripper web, this is, first and foremost, a dancer's support site. The ladies speak freely here. They are not here on Stripper web to win your business.

Okieslims
08-17-2013, 02:00 PM
Well, I think I come in armed with less knowledge than a dancer but more than your average customer. I did bounce at a club for a while. I should have worded it differently though. The dancers goal is to give the impression that things will get much closer in the lap dance room, and the patrons goal is to pay for closeness with a woman.. That's what I meant.

Also, I don't waste dancers time. I tell them as soon as they come sit down next to me that I don't buy lap dances. They usually find their way back to my table during down time and just chat.

Jasmine.Doll
09-24-2013, 01:43 PM
I was chatting with a guy about a VIP session, awhile back. He was dressed nice... Khakis, I think. He told me he had his "lapdance pants" with him. He showed them to me. They were silk boxers. I told him that he wouldn't be able to get a dance wearing his special pants because he wasn't allowed to remove his clothing in the back rooms. I told him that whatever he wore into the VIP room would be what he had to wear during the dance. I should have been more specific. The guy gave me $ to book the room at the cash cage. When I came back, the guy was staging in the middle of the club wearing his special boxers--no pants. Security was on him pretty quickly. They made him put on pants. I told him we could still do the dance and let him know I couldn't get him a refund. He said he wasn't interested. That was just fine with me. Free $!

Moff
09-28-2013, 08:40 AM
In the last two years, three different dancers have suggested that next time I wear sweat pants. Weekday shift, donchaknow. Button-front jeans aren't working for them.

Jasmine.Doll
09-28-2013, 03:55 PM
Why would you every try to get a lapdance in jeans with a button down fly? Were your pants made out of sandpaper dirty that day? Who would that be fun for?

Moff
09-28-2013, 05:41 PM
Why would you every try to get a lapdance in jeans with a button down fly? Were your pants made out of sandpaper dirty that day? Who would that be fun for?
You miss the point. The thread is "No sweatpant dances - EVER". But it's suggested by less intolerant and friendlier dancers.

Jasmine.Doll
09-28-2013, 05:46 PM
You miss the point. Just because eating toilet paper is better than eating glass, it doesn't mean chomping down TP is a good idea. Just because killing a cat is less awful than shooting your mother, it doesn't mean that cat murder is ok, either.

Jasmine.Doll
09-28-2013, 05:50 PM
You just said it was suggested by girls after you had them grind their most delicate regions over brass buttons! They weren't suggesting sweatpants because they were friendly. They were suggesting them because they were in pain. Maybe you don't look like the khaki wearing kind of guy. Maybe you look like a jeans and sweatpants dude. They were going for the lesser of 2 evils so your awful pants didn't rip of their lady parts.

Moff
09-28-2013, 07:27 PM
Jasmine, I must congratulate you as your comprehension skills seem to perfect for a career in stripping.

The thread is, "No sweatpant dances EVER!!!"

My point, which you have reinforced, is that the thread is bunk. You would rather have sweat pants than rough pants, and either way you want the sale and the green.

The dancers telling me to wear sweats were, I suspect, after providing a more sensual dance. Better upselling. Perhaps you just don't know menswear, but 501s are the best selling pants ever, and are not rough.

Jasmine.Doll
09-28-2013, 07:55 PM
Ok. So I did misread your post. I thought it said "button down fly" Like a fly without a zipper, just a row of buttons. I thought that was f-ing retarded. My bad. I apologize. I see your point. While I hate sweatpants, I would prefer them to a button up fly. Or I would prefer to find a different customer. I didn't know you were referring to 501s because you didn't mention that. I wish you, your sweatpants, and your "friendly" dancers all the best. Really. Maybe I'm just biased because I danced in upscale clubs and if a dude walked in with sweatpants, he'd be escorted out very quickly. I am biased. (Although I'm clearly not the only one, judging from this 32 page thread.) I just don't like sweatpants. They are called "sweatpants." I've worked in more casual clubs and the basketball shorts actually disgusts me less than sweatpants. Ususally, (not always) the guys in the basketball shorts would be slightly groomed. The guys I've seen in the club with sweatpants are always a mess. There was a guy who came into this club I worked in CA who wore the same sweatpants every night and never washed him. He smelled like cum. We all called him cum stain. Only 3 of the 80+ girls at the club would dance for him. I guess they were the "friendly" ones. Sorry for misreading your post.

rickdugan
09-28-2013, 08:07 PM
Jasmine, I must congratulate you as your comprehension skills seem to perfect for a career in stripping.

The thread is, "No sweatpant dances EVER!!!"

My point, which you have reinforced, is that the thread is bunk. You would rather have sweat pants than rough pants, and either way you want the sale and the green.

The dancers telling me to wear sweats were, I suspect, after providing a more sensual dance. Better upselling. Perhaps you just don't know menswear, but 501s are the best selling pants ever, and are not rough.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but you didn't score any big points here. She simply didn't understand what you meant by button down jeans. I'm sure she was envisioning exposed buttons running all down the front. All she is trying to say with her comment about "eating toilet paper is better than eating glass" is that neither a lot of exposed buttons nor sweatpants are acceptable in her view.

And fwiw, getting defensive/nasty over this stuff is both unnecessary and just plain dumb. Nor is this whole thread "bunk" just because a subset of the dancer population has certain preferences. I do a lot more with my favorite dancers than try to devise ways to get them to rub on my thinly covered boner and the girls around here are even less game for that than for what you are proposing, but I don't give them grief just because their limits differ from those of the dancers with whom I spend my time. So you found dancers who are fine with you wearing sweatpants. Cool beans, but you could have made your point and left it at. Act like you've been there before dude.

Jasmine.Doll
09-28-2013, 08:28 PM
Thanks RD! I'll give your sweatpants some lovin, anytime!

rickdugan
09-28-2013, 09:01 PM
I'm blushing now. :blush: I'd probably never be caught dead going to a club in sweats, but you make it sound awfully tempting! ;)

yoda57us
09-29-2013, 05:42 AM
Jasmine, I must congratulate you as your comprehension skills seem to perfect for a career in stripping.

Moff, this site exists primarily for dancers. You are a guest here so please conduct yourself as one. This sort of snarky response isn't appreciated.


The thread is, "No sweatpant dances EVER!!!"

My point, which you have reinforced, is that the thread is bunk. You would rather have sweat pants than rough pants, and either way you want the sale and the green.

Sorry but no thread that is over 30 pages long and has been around for six years is "bunk". A dancer started this thread with the simple statement that she had made a rule for herself. What has followed for the last six years has covered a lot of ground but it is not bunk! You are welcome to express an opinion but yours is not the only opinion. If you read through this and other threads on this site you will see that there are quite a few dancers who simply won't approach and will refuse to dance for guys for any number of reasons-not just what sort of pants they are wearing. Again, the predominant membership here is dancers.


The dancers telling me to wear sweats were, I suspect, after providing a more sensual dance. Better upselling. Perhaps you just don't know menswear, but 501s are the best selling pants ever, and are not rough.

Well, it's all selling and there are many different approaches. If you want a high contact LD then yeah, you are going to prefer the girls who are selling them. The thing is not every dancer sells high contact LD's. A lot of these ladies work in clubs that actually have dress codes. You are on an international site. Laws, rules, customs and preferences vary greatly in different states, regions and in other parts of the world.

Nina_
09-29-2013, 08:30 AM
I don't dance for guys in sweatpants because I don't really approach guys in sweatpants.

I approach guys who look like they've put some effort into their appearance, and sweats just don't do it for me. On rare occasion I go to strip clubs as a customer, just for fun. I'd never throw on a pair of sweats. Anyhow, on the opposite end of the spectrum, a lot of pairs of jeans get really uncomfortable after several dances. I work in a contact club jean material is rough lol. My preference is guys in khakis or a material similar to that. But if a guy with sweatpants on had money to spend, I wouldn't turn it down. I'd probably just tone down the contact.

:)