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cameron_keys
10-17-2007, 10:43 AM
If Brad Pitt (or your boyfriend or your any other fantasy guy) walked into a SC wearing shorts, most of you will give him a hot dance and will not gross out. It really isn't about whether a person is wearing shorts or not but who is wearing it. Just accept that.
Well...duh. And in the club,WHO is wearing it is undesirable 99.9% of the time. THAT is the point you are too dense to see.
Jenny
10-17-2007, 10:52 AM
As far as SW representing the pulse of strippers, again my experience is way different than the opinions presented here. I would also be willing to bet that majority of you would actually post something here and do something totally different in real time (It is human nature to do that). Internet is merely an outlet for people to live their vicarious perfect lives with perfect morals
Well. "I think you're all lying." Brilliant insight. Look at this place. This isn't vicarious. We're not in Second Life here. This is real time.
Your experience with strippers is (most likely) artificial. Our experience as strippers is not.
If Brad Pitt (or your boyfriend or your any other fantasy guy) walked into a SC wearing shorts, most of you will give him a hot dance and will not gross out. It really isn't about whether a person is wearing shorts or not but who is wearing it. Just accept that.
Again. Brilliant insight. Some factors in some circumstances can mitigate or overrule the sweatpants issue. That would be a contributing factor. That doesn't mean that the initial issue (i.e. the shorts) loses all meaning. It's still a live issue.
I love it when people come here thinking that they are going to lay down the logical law to the flaky, dumbass strippers. "Look ladies - this is just how it is. I'm sorry you're unable, with your pitiful brains that are all wrapped in the operation of your wombs, to grasp this basic issue."
Phil-W
10-17-2007, 11:49 AM
As far as SW representing the pulse of strippers, again my experience is way different than the opinions presented here. I would also be willing to bet that majority of you would actually post something here and do something totally different in real time (It is human nature to do that). Internet is merely an outlet for people to live their vicarious perfect lives with perfect morals
OK, lets get back to boring old statistics - your message 166.
Total number of dancers in US - 150,000
Total posting on SW - 840
I'm sure you're aware of the concepts of Populations and Samples.
The Population is the total number of dancers and the Sample is the number of dancers posting on SW. I really can't be bothered to work the maths, but the sample size is numerically large enough to make statistical inferences about the population as a whole.
(In the UK for example, a sample size of 1,000 serves to make inferences about the voting intentions of a population of 55 million).
The only question is whether the sample of dancers on here is representative - and the only way that could be established would be to get the dancers on here to fill in a questionnaire about their attitudes and compare that with the responses of dancers that don't post on SW.
Somehow, I don't think you've done that. All you've got to go on is anecdotal evidence.
But wait...why am I telling you all this?
Nah, Love to solve Market Sizing/Segmentation/Behavioural Psych problems. Fortunately, you also get paid pretty handsomely to do that.
I forgot, you must be a statistician based on the above comment. You wouldn't be making all of your comments just to show off your personal prejudices would you?
Now, let me see. You think the dancers on SW are not representative because they make it clear that:
(a) Their primary motivation for dancing is financial.
(b) They don't like a significant minority of their customers.
(c) They use a fake personality when working.
So what do you believe a dancer's real attitudes to work are? After all, you know the dancers on here are unrepresentative, so you must know what dancer's real opinions are.
Please feel free to post what you consider a typical dancers real attitudes are - I for one would be fascinated to know.
Phil.
PS: I note you keep on quoting Wikipedia.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-selection
Surely a professional man like youself could quote links to websites directly related to your area of expertise - you surely wouldn't be basing your arguments on a notoriously unreliable source like Wikipedi.
xanfiles1
10-17-2007, 12:10 PM
I love it when people come here thinking that they are going to lay down the logical law to the flaky, dumbass strippers.
This is really getting repetitive. The common thread I see in all the replies is the immediate defensive position you all take about your intellectual prowess.
Believe me, I wouldn't even waste my time with this stuff on the blue board
xanfiles1
10-17-2007, 12:17 PM
OK, lets get back to boring old statistics - your message 166.
Total number of dancers in US - 150,000
Total posting on SW - 840
I'm sure you're aware of the concepts of Populations and Samples.
The Population is the total number of dancers and the Sample is the number of dancers posting on SW. I really can't be bothered to work the maths, but the sample size is numerically large enough to make statistical inferences about the population as a whole.
(In the UK for example, a sample size of 1,000 serves to make inferences about the voting intentions of a population of 55 million).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-selection
Surely a professional man like youself could quote links to websites directly related to your area of expertise - you surely wouldn't be basing your arguments on a notoriously unreliable source like Wikipedi.
Two flaws in your argument. Any sample size should be random. Dancers who post on SW are not random. The only way a sample size is reflective of the population is if you pick them randomly and make the sample size a fair representative of the population. Also a sample size should get definitive answers. As I mentioned, dancers who don't care about the issue will not take the time to post in the thread
If you understand Self Selection, you wouldn't have even used the Sample Size argument in your post
About Wikipedia, I know the limitations about Wikipedia, but most often things are distorted on controversial issues. I wouldn't look up Wikipedia if I have to research on Iraq war, George Bush or Global Warming, but I sure would hell trust Wikipedia more on their definitions of Statistics 101
Again, it is using your own judgement and separating hidden agendas
Phil-W
10-17-2007, 12:43 PM
Two flaws in your argument. Any sample size should be random. Dancers who post on SW are not random. The only way a sample size is reflective of the population is if you pick them randomly and make the sample size a fair representative of the population. Also a sample size should get definitive answers. As I mentioned, dancers who don't care about the issue will not take the time to post in the thread.
How do you know dancers on SW self select? You're just trying to justify your opinions by saying they're not representative.
Anyway, opinion polls, etc, don't pick their samples randonly. They carefully select their samples to be representative of the demographics of the population as a whole. That's why they can make inferences from a small sample.
Just walking down to your local shopping centre and asking 1,000 people how they intend to vote will not give you an accurate prediction of the likely national vote.
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And on to what dancer's opinions are. I've known three dancers inside and outside of work for 5 - 6 years now. If I give them a lift home from work, I'll often give lifts to other dancers going the same way. I'll estimate that I've had somewhere between 30 - 50 different dancers in my car during that time.
Accordingly, I've been party to an awful lot of conversations with dancers about work and their attitudes to it. As a result, I have no problem believing that the attitutes on this board are pretty typical of dancers as a whole.
And so back to my original question, which I'll repost for you.
"Please feel free to post what you consider a typical dancers real attitudes are - I for one would be fascinated to know".
So, what do you think a dancer's motivations are towards her work and her customers?
I'm sure the dancers here would be interested in your answers too.
Phil.
Jenny
10-17-2007, 01:08 PM
This is really getting repetitive. The common thread I see in all the replies is the immediate defensive position you all take about your intellectual prowess.Really? Because that is not a common thread in how people reply to me. Maybe that should tell you something about how you are posting. Just something to consider - that there might be something wrong with you as opposed to everyone else.
Although I did reply substantively that the fact that other factors may feed into how we feel about a customer doesn't render sweatpants as a non-factor. So there you go.
xanfiles1
10-17-2007, 01:27 PM
Really? Because that is not a common thread in how people reply to me. Maybe that should tell you something about how you are posting. Just something to consider - that there might be something wrong with you as opposed to everyone else.
Absolutely, there is definitely something wrong with my approach and I'll look into it and try to correct.
But since I'm a newbie, there may be an immediate defensive position you women are taking coming from a pre-judice "All men look down upon strippers".
I hope you realize that too.
Phil,
I'll reply to your post later
Taylorlila
10-17-2007, 01:30 PM
There are three reactions to this
a) Grossed out
b) Don't Care
c) Love it
Non Negative is not Positive. I said not many would be grossed out. That doesn't mean they love it. Most simply wouldn't care.
As far as SW representing the pulse of strippers, again my experience is way different than the opinions presented here. I would also be willing to bet that majority of you would actually post something here and do something totally different in real time (It is human nature to do that). Internet is merely an outlet for people to live their vicarious perfect lives with perfect morals
If Brad Pitt (or your boyfriend or your any other fantasy guy) walked into a SC wearing shorts, most of you will give him a hot dance and will not gross out. It really isn't about whether a person is wearing shorts or not but who is wearing it. Just accept that.
The short part doesn't gross me out, its the penis that has been god-knows-where that does. And if Bradd Pitt did it, I'd yell at him just the same as I did the guy that did it to me, only I'd expect a bigger tip.
Oh and the guy that let his dick slip ot his shorts, I grabbed his shorts, yanked them down, and told I wasn't a fucking whore and to never do that again. So yeah, my reaction was the same as what I posted here. This is not a vicarious perfect life. I share opinions based on how I feel, ask questions based on things that have happened to me, and relate to things that have happened to me. I don't feel the need to act all moral and shit on the internet to strangers to cover up the dirty whore I really am. Who I am here is who I am. Period.
cameron_keys
10-17-2007, 01:33 PM
I don't feel the need to act all moral and shit on the internet to strangers to cover up the dirty whore I really am. Who I am here is who I am. Period.
Yep. Me too. And the people on here who know me in real life would likely attest to that fact.
Lola Rose
10-17-2007, 01:49 PM
4 posts to start bragging about money? I think thats a new record!
did you forget star ::)?
cameron_keys
10-17-2007, 01:51 PM
did you forget star ::)?
Apparently!
Jenny
10-17-2007, 02:49 PM
Absolutely, there is definitely something wrong with my approach and I'll look into it and try to correct.
But since I'm a newbie, there may be an immediate defensive position you women are taking coming from a pre-judice "All men look down upon strippers".
I hope you realize that too.
Reasonable point. But do keep in mind that you did, as a customer, come to a stripper message board (sort of filled with strippers) and told us that what we know about the business is wrong and that most strippers like/don't care if customers wear sweatpants. You must admit that seems innately condescending. In any event I think you might be confusing "neutral feelings" with "resigned tolerance". That is - one might dance for a sweatpanted guy, regardless of whether or not one likes it. That doesn't mean that one doesn't mind. Just while we're separating out different kind of feelings.
Sophia_Starina
10-18-2007, 10:30 AM
I think xanfiles1 owns a sweatpants factory.
zxcire
10-18-2007, 10:41 AM
I think xanfiles1 owns a sweatpants factory.
:rotfl::rotfl:
xanfiles1
10-18-2007, 11:17 AM
I think xanfiles1 owns a sweatpants factory.
Bingo. And I'm thinking of shooting an Ad with you as a model who loves custies coming to SCs wearing sweatpants...
On a serious note, my real rant is not about Sweatpants, but about the following
i) SW is not a proxy to the real SC scene
ii) Pet Peeves are person, context & timing dependent (more like 50% and not 0.01% as Cameron alluded to)
iii) Custies should generally be well groomed and mannered, but shouldn't listen and adhere to every pet peeve (like shorts) of every dancer here
cameron_keys
10-18-2007, 11:36 AM
i) SW is not a proxy to the real SC scene
ii) Pet Peeves are person, context & timing dependent (more like 50% and not 0.01% as Cameron alluded to)
iii) Custies should generally be well groomed and mannered, but shouldn't listen and adhere to every pet peeve (like shorts) of every dancer here
1) that has been addresed quite well, which you are apparently choosing to ignore
2) Umm..no. NOt in the club. We do not find 50% of our customers attractive. Most of us can count the number of customers we have been attracted to and thus,less disgusted by the thought of their bare genitalia, on one hand. I know as a customer(and a delusional one at that) you'd like to believe otherwise. But no. Sorry to burst your bubble. 99.99 % of the guys we dance for are in the "disgusted by the thought of their genitalia on me" group.
3)Duh. Brilliant. You OBVIOUSLY cant please everyone all the time. But dont for a second believe that just because a girl doesnt yell at you...it means she isnt disgusted by you. I will dance for a guy in sweatpants(provided he doesnt do anything else that is perverted or disgusting)...that doesnt mean I like it or wont bitch about you in the dressing room. Tolerance does NOT equal acceptance.
I realize that for whatever reason you seem to think you know a whole lot about dancers and being a dancer. You do not. Accept it and you will learn.
Andygirl
10-18-2007, 11:39 AM
i) SW is not a proxy to the real SC scene
ii) Pet Peeves are person, context & timing dependent (more like 50% and not 0.01% as Cameron alluded to)
iii) Custies should generally be well groomed and mannered, but shouldn't listen and adhere to every pet peeve (like shorts) of every dancer here
Thus why this is called STRIPPER web and not PL web. I don't think any of us actually think our rants are going to change anything in the clubs we work at.
cameron_keys
10-18-2007, 11:46 AM
Thus why this is called STRIPPER web and not PL web. I don't think any of us actually think our rants are going to change anything in the clubs we work at.
Seriously. Would be nice though wouldnt it?
Jenny
10-18-2007, 11:50 AM
i) SW is not a proxy to the real SC scene
I think we told you that. What we disagree with is your conclusion - that because girls in the strip club act like they like it, that we are mistaken. We think, on the contrary, that because we have no investment our take on it is more accurate and revealing. It is the strip club scene that is artificial insofar as it is intended to cater to you.
ii) Pet Peeves are person, context & timing dependent (more like 50% and not 0.01% as Cameron alluded to)
Again - I think you are assuming something a little faulty here. It has nothing to do with finding 50% OR .01% of the customers attractive like in empty space. It has to do with whether or not they are attractive - physically or otherwise - enough to render the sweatpants or basketball shorts not-gross to us. Sitting down here and declaring to us that we find 50% of our customers to be attractive enough for that purpose... seems... arbitrary? No? If not - what are you basing your conclusions on? And therefore all your statistician talk starts to seem like it was actually couching an agenda for something else (i.e. you own a sweatpants factory).
iii) Custies should generally be well groomed and mannered, but shouldn't listen and adhere to every pet peeve (like shorts) of every dancer here
Certainly. But as reasonable people they could look at trends and reasoning and determine (as in this case) that on this particular issue they might want to accede (assuming, of course, that they wish to be a a well-thought person and a desirable customer. Of course if the customer has no interest in either of those things then pet peeves in general are not particularly interesting to him).
xanfiles1
10-18-2007, 11:57 AM
1) that has been addresed quite well, which you are apparently choosing to ignore
2) Umm..no. NOt in the club. We do not find 50% of our customers attractive. Most of us can count the number of customers we have been attracted to and thus,less disgusted by the thought of their bare genitalia, on one hand. I know as a customer(and a delusional one at that) you'd like to believe otherwise. But no. Sorry to burst your bubble. 99.99 % of the guys we dance for are in the "disgusted by the thought of their genitalia on me" group.
3)Duh. Brilliant. You OBVIOUSLY cant please everyone all the time. But dont for a second believe that just because a girl doesnt yell at you...it means she isnt disgusted by you. I will dance for a guy in sweatpants(provided he doesnt do anything else that is perverted or disgusting)...that doesnt mean I like it or wont bitch about you in the dressing room. Tolerance does NOT equal acceptance.
I realize that for whatever reason you seem to think you know a whole lot about dancers and being a dancer. You do not. Accept it and you will learn.
I don't know anything about dancers. I'm just learning along the way. I have been wrong a million times and right only about a handful of times.
I still don't see any valid reasoning in this thread as SW being a proxy to the real SC(other than anecdotal ones). I'll definitely read through it again and see if I've missed something.
Finally, I'd rather be the custie who you talk in the dressing room (even disgustingly) than the one who you totally forget the minute I leave.
<Begin Cliche>
There is no such thing as a negative PR
Hate can be turned to love, but not indifference
You love your boyfriend because you hate a few things about him
<End Cliche>
cameron_keys
10-18-2007, 11:59 AM
Finally, I'd rather be the custie who you talk in the dressing room (even disgustingly) than the one who you totally forget the minute I leave.
<Begin Cliche>
There is no such thing as a negative PR
Hate can be turned to love, but not indifference
You love your boyfriend because you hate a few things about him
<End Cliche>
Wow. Honey you need help. That outlook, ESPECIALLY when it comes to strippers is so unhealthy I dont even know where to begin.
xanfiles1
10-18-2007, 12:25 PM
Wow. Honey you need help. That outlook, ESPECIALLY when it comes to strippers is so unhealthy I dont even know where to begin.
I'm listening....
cameron_keys
10-18-2007, 12:38 PM
I'm listening....
Oy. Ok..well..when you go to a stripclub it should be to be entertained. Period. Not to find a girlfriend or a new BFF. Therefore, to be SO concerned and desperate to be remembered by a stripper that you dont care if it is in a good or bad way is NOT healthy.Once you leave...you re-enter real life and what the stripper thinks of you shouldnt matter that much to you.
And just on a human level...you should never crave attention so much that you want it whether it is good or bad. You shoudl at the very least want the girl to remmebr you fondly so that if you go back and want to spend more trime with her..she will do so happily and not either ignore you or tolerate you grudgingly for your money.
Being so desperate for attention that you think bad attention and good attention are the same puts you in the Lindsey/Britney/tabloid type of mentallity. And these people are hardly mental role models.
Sophia_Starina
10-18-2007, 12:44 PM
Cameron, don't you see... he wants recognition, attention (even negative attention) from beautiful women. Thats why he keeps coming back to the thread, he gets a response from us. I bet he gets rock hard from girls typing to him. He wants to be acknowledged and remembered any way that he can..... even if he is remembered as a pest.
I'm listening....
Just ignore him and maybe he'll go away.
Madcap
10-18-2007, 12:53 PM
And we went so long without a flame war...
thefrog
10-18-2007, 12:56 PM
ok so i was thinking about wearing these to the club tonight. }:D
lalalalalalalal!!!!!! :neener:
cameron_keys
10-18-2007, 12:57 PM
ok so i was thinking about wearing these to the club tonight. }:D
lalalalalalalal!!!!!! :neener:
Hot!!
Sophia_Starina
10-18-2007, 12:57 PM
And we went so long without a flame war...
What's a flame war?
Madcap
10-18-2007, 01:04 PM
What's a flame war?
<A id=flame-war>
flame war: n. [common] (var.: flamewar) An acrimonious dispute, especially when conducted on a public electronic forum such as .
xanfiles1
10-18-2007, 01:14 PM
Oy. Ok..well..when you go to a stripclub it should be to be entertained. Period. Not to find a girlfriend or a new BFF. Therefore, to be SO concerned and desperate to be remembered by a stripper that you dont care if it is in a good or bad way is NOT healthy.Once you leave...you re-enter real life and what the stripper thinks of you shouldnt matter that much to you.
And just on a human level...you should never crave attention so much that you want it whether it is good or bad. You shoudl at the very least want the girl to remmebr you fondly so that if you go back and want to spend more trime with her..she will do so happily and not either ignore you or tolerate you grudgingly for your money.
Being so desperate for attention that you think bad attention and good attention are the same puts you in the Lindsey/Britney/tabloid type of mentallity. And these people are hardly mental role models.
To clarify things I'm not looking for love in a SC.
But, I'm an attention seeker. As dancers and exhibitionists, I'm sure there is an attention seeking gene in all of you. As you have given examples of the infamous triumvirate, that in itself is not a good thing.
But, lets say in each of your day-to-day actions there is a choice
Action A grabs attention (sometimes even negative)
Action B makes you sink in the crowd
I'll also add that,
Cost(Time, Money & Resource) of Action A = Cost of Action B
Would you choose A or B?
cameron_keys
10-18-2007, 01:21 PM
To clarify things I'm not looking for love in a SC.
But, I'm an attention seeker. As dancers and exhibitionists, I'm sure there is an attention seeking gene in all of you. As you have given examples of the infamous triumvirate, that in itself is not a good thing.
But, lets say in each of your day-to-day actions there is a choice
Action A grabs attention (sometimes even negative)
Action B makes you sink in the crowd
I'll also add that,
Cost(Time, Money & Resource) of Action A = Cost of Action B
Would you choose A or B?
I would not choose negative attention. Given the choice between sinking into the crowd and negative attention....I'll sink. I do enjoy attention...but only positive. I am not a pure attention seeker so if what I'm getting isnt good attention..I'd rather get none at all.
Jenny
10-18-2007, 01:27 PM
To clarify things I'm not looking for love in a SC.
But, I'm an attention seeker. As dancers and exhibitionists, I'm sure there is an attention seeking gene in all of you. As you have given examples of the infamous triumvirate, that in itself is not a good thing.
But, lets say in each of your day-to-day actions there is a choice
Action A grabs attention (sometimes even negative)
Action B makes you sink in the crowd
I'll also add that,
Cost(Time, Money & Resource) of Action A = Cost of Action B
Would you choose A or B?
Um. The only sane people who seek out any attention (positive or negative) indiscriminately are children. I'm just saying. You might want to examine your rationality here.
Casual Observer
10-18-2007, 01:33 PM
But, lets say in each of your day-to-day actions there is a choice
Action A grabs attention (sometimes even negative)
Action B makes you sink in the crowd
I'll also add that,
Cost(Time, Money & Resource) of Action A = Cost of Action B
Would you choose A or B?
What the hell does that have to do with the price of corn in Kansas? Trying to show everyone how smart you are is clearly an act of futility.
Can we get back to the T and A show, please?
xanfiles1
10-18-2007, 01:55 PM
Um. The only sane people who seek out any attention (positive or negative) indiscriminately are children. I'm just saying. You might want to examine your rationality here.
Using the infamous triumvirate example, with my very own biased view, I've seen attention seekers getting rewarded financially and otherwise more than the non-attention seekers (all other things being equal).
I admit, I'm immature, but I do have a conflict in reacting to how the soceity rewards such behaviour vs the prudent wisdom.
I'm sure you face this conflict in your work. You can even argue that in the long run, the non-attention seekers will lead a happier life. But, at this stage in my life, I can't reconcile to that fact yet. (May be I will at the end of this thread....If it ever ends....But if it ends, that means I have stopped seeking attention, at least according to Sophia)
Jenny
10-18-2007, 01:59 PM
I've seen attention seekers getting rewarded financially and otherwise more than the non-attention seekers (all other things being equal).
Um, I said "indiscriminately". "Rewarded" sort of shows... positive attention, right? If you are seeking to be remembered by dancers with no interest in whether you are remembered positively or negatively you are clearly not interested in being rewarded. If you were interested in rewards based on our memories and knowledge of you, you would strive to make a good impression - not just AN impression. So now that we've established that you are entirely internally inconsistent, maybe we can (as Casual Observer suggested) get back to the T and A show?
Lapaholic
10-18-2007, 05:32 PM
...
Action A grabs attention (sometimes even negative)
Action B makes you sink in the crowd
..
Ill bet you - in the context of a SC - that if you act as a nice and normal guy - hopefully by being yourself - that the dancer will remember you more fondly than the numerous jerk-offs im sure they deal with everyday ... I mean go to a club, have a ton of fun, spend money and treat everyone with respect. I mean really thats just normal and will be appreciated -- I think!!! I dont care if its SW member or not.
Taylorlila
10-19-2007, 07:28 AM
^^^
Yeah, I remember customers much longer that were polite, didn't waste my time, that I had fun with while doing my job, and didn't expect me to grind their sweatpant clad boner alot longer than I will remember sweatpant boner man.
I remember my best customers, I usually know their names, and I'll recognize them when they come in again. Sweatpant Boner man is usually forgotten.
Lapaholic
10-19-2007, 01:00 PM
^^^ Lol
Is it a douche, a scumbag, or a perv ??? - No its Sweatpant Boner Man!!!
Taylorlila
10-19-2007, 01:03 PM
^^^ Lol
Is it a douche, a scumbag, or a perv ??? - No its Sweatpant Boner Man!!!
bwahahaha thats my siggy quote right there.
Sophia_Starina
10-24-2007, 12:38 PM
Custies... this can happen to you....
A Running Shorts Related Story: http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=101120
Taylorlila
10-24-2007, 07:10 PM
^^^
bwahaha
Sophia_Starina
10-25-2007, 02:16 PM
Hahahahah!!! I love your quote ^^^^^
"Is it a douche, a scumbag, or a perv ??? - No its Sweatpant Boner Man!!!"
cocochanel
10-27-2007, 06:54 AM
YES this makes me want to puke like nothing else. I won't dance for people in sweats either... and shorts, ugh. I am not a fan, I've seen them hike up way too much. The only thing grosser than nasty sweat pants boners is actually seeing their junk in shorts. Plus I assume that guys who wears shorts are wearing them with the expectation that a girl is going to reach up them. NO shorts. NO sweats.
UtahMike
10-28-2007, 04:44 PM
I don't know anything about dancers. I'm just learning along the way. I have been wrong a million times and right only about a handful of times.
At last! Something that makes sense!
Mods: Is it possible to change the title of this thread to "Argue with Xanfiles1"?
yoda57us
11-04-2007, 01:10 PM
I will never, ever, EVER, EVER dance for a customer who comes in to a club wearing shorts or sweatpants. Not the fleece, nylon, tricot, or jersey varieties.
It is fucking disgusting.
I know I have to give you a lap dance but I don't want feel your junk like you're wearing "nothing at all"!
I don't care how soft or smooth they are, I don't care how much cash you have in your sweatpant pocket. It's still nasty as hell and you're a scumbag for wearing them.
If the club won't make you adhere to a dress code I will ensure that you will never receive a dance from me. Maybe some girls are okay with your shit poking out from between a few microns of stretch nylon poly-blend. I think that self respecting chicks wouldn't let you near them.
Sweatpants put a neon sign on your head flashing "I want to feel pussy as much as possible... I want to fucking cum from a $20 lap dance... I am a cheap prick who has no respect for women... I can't afford a hooker so I try and get the 'most' action/friction/etc."
Don't even get me started on customers who wear sweatpants after working out at a gym and smelling like nasty fucking workout sweaty B.O. !
Dress well. Don't be a dick.
Not sure how I managed to miss this thread but that is quit a rant. Thanks for sharing. Generalize much?
For about 20 years now I shave, shower and put on a pair of sweat pants and a nice shirt before going to a strip club. In the summertime I wear shorts. I rarely cum during an LD (if I do it's usually around the tenth or 15th dance so it's actually costing me as much as an escort would) so I guess I must be doing something wrong. Also, not to question your technique but I rarely find a dancer's pussy in direct contact with my lap during an LD. Admittedly I buy primarily topless dances. In fact, even in my favorite nude club I tell my fav to leave her g on as she is more comfortable and feels more sexy with it on...and dammit who am I to argue!?
The vast majority of my waste-down wardrobe consists of Jeans, sweats, shorts, some khakis and two really nice suits. I make pretty good money and I'm not shy about spending it on strippers even if they don't rub their pussies on me or make me cum during dances. I've been told by the ladies who love to take my cash that jeans scratch their butts and I only wear the very expensive suits when someone is paying me. Call me a selfish bastard but I like to be comfortable when I'm relaxing and emptying my wallet into some nice girls garter....
Maybe you are stereotyping guys by the way they dress or maybe I'm just spending my money on the wrong girls, I dunno, but thanks for the tip, it will save me the trouble of asking should I ever wind up in your club....
Katrine
11-04-2007, 01:34 PM
Um. The only sane people who seek out any attention (positive or negative) indiscriminately are children. I'm just saying. You might want to examine your rationality here.
Children + Britney Spears and Paris Hilton.
WiseGuy_TX
11-04-2007, 04:58 PM
...a visual representation of the disgusting, nasty, scumbag, perverted boner man.
Aprilleigh
11-04-2007, 05:45 PM
don't your clubs have a dress code? aren't sweat pants like trakkies aka- similar to pajama's? why would a GENTLEMAN's club allow clothes i wouldn't leave my apartment in, into there clubs?
Sophia_Starina
11-04-2007, 10:15 PM
don't your clubs have a dress code? aren't sweat pants like trakkies aka- similar to pajama's? why would a GENTLEMAN's club allow clothes i wouldn't leave my apartment in, into there clubs?
Clubs are so hungry for admission prices that it seems like they would let anyone in.
I would never wear sweats around town either unless I was on my way to the gym or unless they were Juicy Couture. Girls can look cute in sweats... guys can't. Sorry boys... unless you're buff, built and toned there is nothing flattering about sweats.
Even with that in mind I wouldn't wear sweats to a lounge, club, or restaurant. I bet you most guys wouldn't wear sweats to any of those locations. Factor pussy into the equation and suddenly being "comfortable" is the goal.
Call me a selfish bastard but I like to be comfortable when I'm relaxing and emptying my wallet into some nice girls garter....
Yeah... right comfortable...
What about being presentable? What about having some tact or taste? Sweats are meant for the gym... not for galavanting about with women dressed to the nines in their finest lingerie.
Go figure...
Also, Yoda, you may be the exception. But I swear 100% of the time that I've encountered sweatpants men they were interested in hard friction and poking me with their gnarly hardons.